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Feminism has seen a lot of wins in the past century. Over 60 countries have had female leaders since 1960, and the 2022 Winter Olympic Games were the most gender-balanced Olympics in history. However, despite the fact that it’s 2023, some men feel the need to act like they’re living in the 1800s with the way that they treat women.

Below, you’ll find some of the most blatantly sexist and downright ridiculous things men have said about women online. From believing that men should never have to change a diaper to comparing women with dating histories to used shoes, prepare to be infuriated by these pics, pandas. Be sure to upvote the ones you find most egregious, and feel free to send this list to any men you know who are in need of a reality check!

#1

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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Pamela24
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never get tired of seeing this post. The answer is so beautifully written and on point.

Lyyyy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens when somebody is not the sharpest pencil in the box but still wants to use scientific facts to spread hate.

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The Jokester (she/her)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAH. Holy s**t that's the best comeback I've ever heard

Andy-Pandy-Panda
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Premium
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't upvote enough. AJA's opinions are deranged and his grammar isn't much better.

monkeydog
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good lord I've seen this hundreds of times.

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    #2

    The Hero We Needed

    The Hero We Needed

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    Nay Wilson
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So… a man masturbates because he’s attracted to a particular woman and that woman is banned from heaven? Am I understanding this right?

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not how Islam works. In this case the man would be accountable for looking lustfully at a woman who is just minding her own business

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    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't understand why they put all the responsibility on women. Is it that they consider man to not be able to act as a grown up, taking responsibility for their own actions and show some discipline?

    Renegade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men haven't been held accountable for themselves since one of the made up a story about how a woman was tempted by a serpent and ate some fruit.

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    Ahmed Nakhuda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Muslim and I am with Paul.

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks Paul for taking one for the team!

    Kr-8YzEe zùt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the right has masturbated so much he can't straighten his hand any longer....all those innocent underwear models this guy has confined to Purgatory!.....he should be ashamed!

    iMOGENE CARGO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul, thank you for your service. Lol.

    Istvan Kozak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep they're going to get their 72 virgins all right. All males straight out Bill Gates academy. Guaranteed to be all virgins.

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    #3

    Oh, Burn

    Oh, Burn

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    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote Penny from The Big Bang Theory - "Speaking on behalf of all women, it is not going to happen, we had a meeting."

    Allison B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh. Not true at all. James is right! Ladies with visible muscles including abs are hot af. And i know a lot of my guy friends agree. - from a bi lady

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop assuming that all a woman wants is a man. She's here in life to please herself, not misogynists like you. Get out over yourself.

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls with abs are hot as f**k and if you say otherwise, you're lying.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had abs. And I am sure he has specific dimensions for women without abs. Like, no abs but no flab either. Sc**w this guy.

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to Richard: no woman worth having likes a guy who looks like he failed an audition for ZZ Top.

    kate !
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lies cause i've had dudes tell me they love my abs so shut up

    the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im have a very feminine looking body and let me just say:i want ripped abs so who tf do you think you are

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    Life is not black and white. And making huge, sweeping blanket statements such as, “I hate men” usually does a disservice to conversations about feminism and misogyny that require much more nuance. However, when I see posts like these online, I can’t help but think for a moment, “Okay, I understand why some women might feel that way.” And sadly, our exposure to sexism starts young. According to one UK survey, 66% of 16-18 year old girls reported experiencing sexist language at school. But even women in high-ranking positions aren’t spared, as 67% of women parliamentarians in Africa admitted to frequently being subjected to sexist remarks and attitudes. 

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    There’s no question that our society is still biased towards men. One 2018 Pew Research Center survey analyzing the traits Americans associate with each gender found that they are much more likely to use the word “powerful” to describe men in a positive way, while the word often has a negative connotation when referring to women. Americans are also twice as likely to use the word “honest” to refer to men than women. “Beautiful” was almost exclusively used for women, and “provider” was only used for men. 

    #4

    Gatekeeping Bad Words

    Gatekeeping Bad Words

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    Spellflinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me OP considers a woman saying no to him is her using a bad word.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a grown woman, and you will not police my speech.

    nari<333
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yabba yabba A*S S**T F**K C**T B***H WHORE HOE BASTARD SEXY SMUT S**T

    Hiro Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly not even the most offensive thing Nick 'white nationalist' Fuentes has said.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. This is the most harmless, unoffensive thing to ever come spewing out of this guy's head. Of all the Magas, this guy is way down at the 7th ring of Maga he||.

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    Helmut Kok
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same guy means that dating women is gay yes gay

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for the people downvoting: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Reh5bdvbwtM

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my reply would be "doo-dah, f**king doo-dah".

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic blink 182 song.... "s**t p**s f**k c**t c********r m**********r tips fart turd and twat! I f****d your mum!"

    Cat Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody should use these words, especially for hurting someone

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swearing is a sign of intellect. And he looks the type to want a trophy wife. Foook off you twatwaffle misogynistic prick.

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    #5

    Nawww

    Nawww

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, hear me out, I just want to know when to expect my period

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or be able to predict aprox. when I'll be getting migraines, as mine are hormonal and come about especially during ovulation and right before my period. Some men need to educate themselves, and keep their mouths shut about things they clearly know nothing about.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used an app even when I wasn’t sexually active, because my periods were kind of irregular and I wanted to have a better idea of when they might arrive.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an elementary school teacher and I have so many girls come to me having started their period. They have no idea what to do or when to expect it. I'm going to introduce a period tracking app next year!

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    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oi, don’t insult hair. We don’t know how intelligent hair may be

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use an app to track my period. And I'm 15. So what the f**k.

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were at risk of having blood dripping down your thigh while in class, on the work floor, having an important meeting or taking your children to the (crowded) play-ground ... Trust me, you would want to know when to start to take measures to avoid that.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually means I have an unknown maternal family history, and need to know what's going on down there.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey hair has more intelligents then that

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we just want to know when its safe to wear white

    A Bi-Cycle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minor here using an app to track…

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    #6

    I Can’t Believe It. We Found “Chad”

    I Can’t Believe It. We Found “Chad”

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sexually pleasing women has never been an issue" for him. And neither has roller skating on Jupiter.

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he wants women to have no partners so they can't compare him to others and say he is c**p? Or he thinks women should only have one partner but is happy to sleep with them and not be in a relationship so he can complain about them? No man who is actually good in bed wants a virgin, they want some reciprocation. You can't be good without practice.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even have one and I would sew mine shut

    Danger Bunny (She/Her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only after sewing his mouth and / or butt shut, IDK which, a lot of c**p comes out of both

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    Hiro Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexually pleasing a woman isn't an issue for him, because no woman has ever actually had sex with him.

    Tree P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Market value? Really? What a disgusting turd! He's probably never even seen a woman naked. Especially since he bragged about his "big d**k."

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your close Chad. You don't have a big d*ck...you ARE a big d*ck.

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly, women are not products.

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every woman that had sex with this guy turned lesbian.

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only. But sexuality is not like that. You're born that way, you don't "turn" anything.

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    Entropy Clean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I like that my wife and I both went "around" for awhile. It gave us an understanding of what we like, and don't like.

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    And when it comes to why men feel the need to spew blatantly sexist views online, psychotherapist and author Joan Kavanaugh says, “Men behave badly because they can.” They’re taught from a young age that traits like emotional sensitivity, kindness, compassion and understanding are signs of weakness, while “real men” are stoic. And without a conscious effort to reverse the effects of this teaching, men are likely to continue in the paths of many misogynists before them.  

    “I try to teach my sons that being sensitive to other people’s feelings is part of being a good guy,” one concerned father told NBC News. “But in this world, with the role models they have, it’s not an easy job to convince them.” He shared that when one of his sons was bullied at school, the teacher not only failed to punish the bullies for their actions, they also added salt to the hurt’s wounds by saying, “What’s the matter with you? Are you some kind of sissy, that you can’t take a little teasing?”

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    #7

    One In Eight... Like, How Deluded Are We?

    One In Eight... Like, How Deluded Are We?

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    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they had asked Serena to participate in this study.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I would happily watch Serena kick the living s**t out of these guys!

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    L.V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm might be able to beat her... If she was asleep and both her arms were broken... And even then I'm not sure!

    Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least we know that 1 in 8 men are stupid now

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt the 12% of men in the general population have ever even played tennis. If it was limited to active male tennis players (amateur and professional), then ...well, 12% is probably still too big.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Bobby Riggs thought he'd beat Billy Jean King. Look at how that turned out.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been interesting to see that matchup when he was younger. He was 55 when they played. So there's a damned good chance he was really unfit by that point in his life. A more interesting matchup was Karsten Braasch vs the Williams sisters (one set each). More about it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sexes_(tennis) They were pretty young at the time, would have been interesting to see that matchup at their peaks (about 4 years later).

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    Joe Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you gave me unlimited chances, I might be able to return a serve, and that would be all luck

    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, anyone could.. she might double fault.

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would only have to pat the serve in and I'd still mess up

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    Amanda Hunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised to be polite and smile at people. I've trained myself not to smile at men unless they smile first.

    JK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but this is an absolute joke. It asks if someone thinks they could score ONE point in an entire tennis match. Switch the numbers and it's 7 in 8 men DONT believe they could win ONE point against Serena.

    Ryan Frundles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 point, in a full match, I'd give myself about a 30% chance. It's possible, unlikely, but possible

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    #8

    Ah Yes, Women Equal Shoes

    Ah Yes, Women Equal Shoes

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    Jenný Samúelsdóttir Herlufsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the shoes are self-healing, self-cleaning, could fit almost every feet-size and could even produce more shoes, then the value would skyrocket.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason some want "virgins" is because they fear beeing compared to someone who knows what they are doing.

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ding ding ding! Men who want to put in no effort are the ones who complain. They want to trap women who don't know any better.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I guess he's using economics because he has to pay to be with women

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pilot increases in “economic value” the more experience he or she has. Experience is a good thing…unless, of course, you're an insecure d-bag.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i sat there going "the s in shoes is silent? so shoe?"

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always nice being compared to oiled dead skin, with some rubber on it...

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know where he found a pair of shoes with 50 owners

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the shoe. Vintage goes up.

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    #9

    Women Have... Veins?! Impossible

    Women Have... Veins?! Impossible

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    Susan Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..what is the censored word? The only ones I come up make no sense.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they seen the veins their own penis?

    Kipper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BP censor just exploded! 🤣🤣🤣

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually find these details in my wife's skin fascinating.

    Anne Wyckoff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boobs? I mean share the content with us!

    Atomic Gypsy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veins in boobs just means they are beautifully powerful, & can breastfeed a child at a distance.😃

    Oscar van der Velde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The response is not great. It suggests that other women have a worse functioning circulatory system, while the visibility of veins doesn't have anything to do with that.

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    While educating men on the topic of sexism to ensure that younger generations feel no shame about expressing their emotions and respect women as equals is key, it can also be an exhausting role to take on. Rebecca Cox at Harper’s Bazaar notes that, “You can bang your head against a brick wall/attempt difficult discussions with men, over and over again, but sometimes something happens that crystallizes why you might be better off simply abandoning your quest.” This might be because, in 2016, 56% of men in the United States believed that sexism was essentially over, agreeing that “obstacles that made it harder for women to get ahead are largely gone.” Why would they be worried about fixing a problem they don’t even think exists?

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    #10

    Women Can’t Be Software Engineers, Apparently

    Women Can’t Be Software Engineers, Apparently

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    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one who thinks women get brains or beauty. Can't possibly have both.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe he even thinks that. I believe the AH thinks women can't be smart in general. I mean he starts by calling her "Sweet tits". Jesus christ. He's like the poster boy for misogyny.

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    Weezy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always listen to a man when he starts a sentence with "sweet t&*%", really strikes an awe of authority,

    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the job title was for the woman that wrote the code that landed us on the moon? Apparently it wasn't software engineer.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were literally the Computers because they were doing and checking the calculations

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    Lisa Shealy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this man smoked his braincells to death????

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm disappointed this one doesn't have a comeback toward him. The other posts do.

    Hanka Zahálková
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should inform the poor fella that the very first computer program ever was written by - you guessed it - a woman. Very capable, smart and educated woman Ada Lovelace. Not only that. It was Ada's work that gave origin to modern computer science as we know it. The whole SW engineering literally came to existance thanks to woman's work. Must be a real downer for guys like these.

    Elise Steinauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If A Man Called Me Sweet Tits He Would No Longer Be Walking The Face Of This Planet <3

    fizzysh7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t believe my eyes. Can someone punch his stupid face…

    Natalia Larkin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to study to be a doctor. No, not a nurse, a doctor. This is what I'm worried about in college. Being called not good enough, or dumb because of my gender.

    Basil Ignatov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only difference between genders in software development, any role, are the pronouns we use to refer to each other.

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    #11

    So We’re Not Allowed To Have A Life

    So We’re Not Allowed To Have A Life

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now, my wife is 570 km from house in a convention, and children are 1400 km away (in Italy). I'm quite happy, because I only have to cook for one and don't need to ask other people what do we eat!!!

    Christmas love
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly your wife didn’t get this guys memo!! You better go get her and bring her home! 🤣🤣 I’m only kidding!!

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to believe this is just trolling.

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what a person should say to advertise to the world that they are an Incel without having to say the words ‘I’m an Incel.’ Nailed it.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope, nay, believe this MUST be sarcasm

    Tabitha Osika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is why so many of us stay single.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this guy thinks women should be slaves to men.

    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like this guy will either never get married or be a leader in a cult. Possibly both.

    The Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's never had a relationship past the first day of commitment.

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    #12

    Ah Yes, 16-Year-Olds And Their "Elastic" Bones

    Ah Yes, 16-Year-Olds And Their "Elastic" Bones

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    V33 Namkrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an excuse a pedophile would use

    Ridiant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even a true point. At that age, the bones aren't fused together properly, which does make things more flexible, but also makes them more likely to. You know. Do unfortunate things due to not being stuck together properly. The body and hormones keep developing well into the twenties, and then start going downhill pretty slowly. Hell, you can have kids during menopause if you try hard enough. The average age of puberty has gone down over the years due to a variety of factors (better nutrition being one of them) - so there's not even much of a historical precedent, really. It literally is just people making s**t up because they want to f**k teenagers

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    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to thank the US Supreme Court and the conservatives for finally giving my liberal a*s something I'm willing to die or kill for: the fundamental rights of my daughters.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to take that one apart sentence by sentence, only I'd end up with a TL,DR after the first line and frothing at the mouth to boot. One highlight, though: many women 150 years back did get one kid after another, often starting at 16 or 17. The one thing that did not do is keep them from aging except for the very effective way of dying in childbirth at 21.

    Danit Peleg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having kids was the thing that aged me the most, so...

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're already heading for a Catholic Theocracy - thanks, SCOTUS! - and I can tell Zherka that men like him aren't getting within 100 yards of my daughters without getting a size 12 boot down their throat. Oh, and if my daughters ever need abortions? Heaven help anyone who tries to stop me.

    theflyingcicero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only Nature would do something, so that mansplaining dumbasses would not procreate - oh wait! Mother Nature lets them speak, so every woman is warned.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not want elastic bones, thanks

    NotPicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expecting all women to have kids.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably why there's many, mostly Southern, states that refuse to raise the age of consent above 13 or 14....so that young girls can get married off and impregnated usually by much older men.

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    One of the reasons Cox says she’s done explaining sexism to men is because it’s nearly impossible to get them to understand the “fear that women have when walking or running alone” or to convince them to believe victims without immediately jumping to skepticism. While many men are quick to ask questions about what a woman was wearing or how drunk she was when she was raped, it might be informative for them to learn that they’re 230 times more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. So perhaps they should care about believing victims.   

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    #13

    Apparently, Women Don't Use Computers

    Apparently, Women Don't Use Computers

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's afraid of getting beaten online by a woman with his second-hand rig.

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehehe….my daughter has been beating boys/men online and offline gaming for decades. Men resent the fact a girl/woman can beat them. She is also top of her field in her east coast metropolitan area IT position as well. It only takes a brain to be good at most things. A c**k and balls are not required!

    AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine, too! My favorite story happened around thirty years-ago. Her close friend group (all late teens) got together for game night and a new guy joined them. Never having met my daughter, he proceeded to explain the game to her in great detail before they started. Giving her pointers and telling her not to worry, all she had to do was ask if she needed help. She listened quietly until he was done. Then, the playing began. She absolutely slayed him. He was not amused! She is still a gamer, as are both my grandson and granddaughter. Rock on girls! Controllers are not operated by the penis. Hands do just fine.

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    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His Boss: So I was trying to figure out why our sales were down when I came across your only help texts...

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn punctuation, incel.

    Istvan Kozak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just doesn't want a woman to find all his male porn.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. This makes me sad. She's just asking about the availability of a laptop. She was polite and to the point and this guy just goes off on. her. For the men, just imagine if someone did this based on someone's ethnicity. It's not funny or edgy. It's cruel.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to believe this one is fake, because surely even if he didn't believe women could be gamers he might think she's buying it for her son or her boyfriend. But to be fair, if he truly believes women aren't capable of playing games then he's probably not even smart enough to make a logical connection more difficult than "Fire=ouch!"

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    Phil Vaive
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if this wasn't the most blatantly sexist thing he could have said...what if she was buying it for her boyfriend or husband or son or father? Like, this guy's stupid even for a sexist twat waffle

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    #14

    “Your Wife Is Your Firstborn Daughter”

    “Your Wife Is Your Firstborn Daughter”

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    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my daughter is ever with a guy who believes these things, he will be in danger of being curb stomped. 🤷‍♂️

    *Confused Screaming*
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #MasculinitySaturday aka The Church of the Incels

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're gonna use the Bible to prove incestuous r*pe is okay? Also, seems heretical to call your husband "lord;" isn't that reserved for God/Jesus? (If we're using the Bible as the only authority, but basically ignoring the spirit of the New Testament)

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, read Genesis 19 about Lot and his daughters... /s

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    R Dennis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What.The.Fuckity-F**k?

    Admiralu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her title is goddess or queen

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer priestess but I'll take goddess or queen.

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds pretty creepy

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    #15

    Don't Think He Quite Understands How It Really Works

    Don't Think He Quite Understands How It Really Works

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    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my first period when I was 11. I wish someone had told me I had the choice to hold it in, I’d much rather have waited a few extra years

    Na Schi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Not even sure if I would have started it already (while being far away from the young age of 18).

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my first period at age 9 and spent most of my tween / teenage years suffering from debilitating period pain - I really wish now I had followed this wise advice and waited until I was older. 🙄

    Ridiant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think anyone who can hold their period in until they're eighteen is going to keep it in. Forever. What's it good for, anyway? Rapid onset iron cravings?

    Brainless Blobfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could stab him and then tell him to hold in the blood till he gets to the hospital 😒

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people bleed out? Why can't they just hold it in until they get to the hospital? Sheesh!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will do that, but only when all young boys wait until they're 18 to have an erection. Let us know when you manage that. Sorry, if you manage that.

    NotPicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School system failed you poor thing.

    Renegade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the school did just fine, but his parents kept him from attending those sessions (if he was allowed to go at all.)

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    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some clueless men make cringy and alarming posts about how ”women should hold their periods in and pee them out when at home. Women are so gross for wanting to bleed everywhere and anywhere making all men uncomfortable, and why are they using tampons and pads anyway?” I’ve never met people like this in my country, maybe they keep their opinion to themselves, or maybe the sex ed at school here is working. I’ve heard that in some places sex ed is given separately to boys and girls.

    Sophie Frankel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf do people not understand female anatomy we have no control over when we get our periods

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh trust me, I would have held it much longer than that if I could have. My 11 year old self wasn't trying to push out anything! Having to deal with menstruating so young is not something I'd wish on my worst enemy. I was not physically or mentally prepared, even though I understood what was happening.

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    “The world is not only set up in a way that culturally and financially benefits men, it is genuinely dangerous to be a woman, even here in the UK, one of the most progressive countries in the world,” Cox writes for Harper’s Bazaar. “However much I read about gender, feminism, the patriarchy, however many conversations I attempt to have with men; as a woman, I am at risk of harm at the hands of men, over and over again.” Every man is not a predator, and many are allies who do a wonderful job parenting and educating the youth about social issues. However, when one out of every six women in the United States has been the victim of an attempted or completed rape in her lifetime, something has to change. 

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    #16

    Women Who Wear Pants

    Women Who Wear Pants

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    NotPicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry you get turned on by every curve you see. Must be exhausting for you.

    *Confused Screaming*
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably gets hard while driving down a winding road.

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey for me it's also impossible not to look sexy. Pants or not. It's a cross I bear with dignity.

    Nay Wilson
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear trousers because I don’t feel safe in skirts or dresses. Trousers are harder to remove than a skirt. Take from that what you will

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, me too. Especially when dealing with stairwells and escalators.

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    Miss Scarlet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clothing doesn't sexualize the human body. People do that.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, for one thing a "modest" skirt may leave you exposed at the slightest breeze (depending on cut and material) - not likely to happen with yoga pants or jeans. For another: just how does OP think men should wear their pants modestly, as the cut highlights the exact same things with them? And, last but not least, trousers were apparently "invented" in several cultures as a garment for horseback riders of any sex.

    Danger Bunny (She/Her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pants hilight the contours of male genitalia, too

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I sit here on my lunch break, in my t-shirt, steel toe boots, and Dickie's work pants, I can confirm that I neither feel nor look sexy.

    (っ◔◡◔)っ blush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year someone sexualized me because I only own and wear skirts. You really can't win, can you?

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we're not supposed to... apparently our mere existence is terrifying for some men.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...says the incel laying out their defence for why they were fapping on a bus.

    Matt Du
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tights, makeup, heels and wigs were originally for male. So all the men with misogynistic views are going to look fabulous tomorrow!

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    #17

    The Hell

    The Hell

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    Kristy Marion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This misogynist might want a read of this https://www.newscientist.com/article/2380011-the-myth-that-men-hunt-while-women-stay-at-home-is-entirely-wrong/

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are actually a lot better at lengthy manual labour than men. Meaning women have a lot more stamina due to having less muscle mass. Mens muscles are more specialized to short periods of powerful moves. This is something that athletes need to know, as many women train with the methods that suit men, not women.

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to try the period cramp simulator.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, I’m a vegetarian to the point where I don’t eat eggs so why do I still have periods? Wtf is your logic?

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, this is random but I'm so happy to see you still here, Stardust! :) All the best for your exams, you got this. Make sure you enjoy the process of learning, don't aim for 100% completion as that would create an unnecessary pressure on yourself. Most importantly, grades don't define you, being a good person does. Lots of love and well wishes! ✨

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If women are so disgusting, why bother with them at all? Sounds like a very angry, repressed gay man to me.

    Jenny Galbraith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This moron's name shouldn't have been scratched out. It's a public service to all humanity to know who the pea brain idiots are.

    HungryAardwolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait since men are expected to spread the so called masculinity, can I kick you in your balls and see whether u cry or not

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So men don't have female ancestors?

    Tabitha Osika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which body part connects my esophagus to my uterus? I missed that day in bio I think

    Tree P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no sympathy for your pain after I kick you in the balls either

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    #18

    Today I Learned Women Are Actually Farms

    Today I Learned Women Are Actually Farms

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    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to think this is a troll account.

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a ban on using MLK as your avatar if you're a total c**t.

    theflyingcicero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I think I had enough for one day or I might start to 🤮 Oh… - and my three kids took my name, the name of the person that was pregnant with them and gave birth to them.

    junebug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pardon my French, but...holy f*****g s**t.

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading all this stupidity is becoming painful. Only so much inanity I can take. Logging off now.

    FrostyJellies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Im now considered a crop, can I be a pumpkin?

    Linda Souza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck making YOUR baby all by YOURself!

    Avya Spriggs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The farmer is mostly the one who does the labor, just saying

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    It may seem harmless to see memes and tweets about how women are men’s property when they’re told as jokes, but to many women, sexist jokes are no laughing matter. According to a study from Harvard University, men who have been told sexist jokes by women have a higher proclivity for rape, or are more likely to admit that they would be willing to commit rape if no one would ever find out. Jane Gilmore, at The Sydney Morning Herald, wrote a piece discussing the danger of sexist jokes, where she notes, “They are not going to turn a man who abhors men’s violence against women into a wife beater, but they can confirm a violent man’s belief that all men do what he does and he is therefore not responsible for his choice to be violent and does not need to change.”

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    #19

    "Stuck With The Leftovers"

    "Stuck With The Leftovers"

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    Budcot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling women leftovers while expecting a relationship. From a smoker who apparently has no job or education based on his stats section at the top. And believes in star signs. Not even a pet to redeem himself.

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is even dogs and cats don't want to deal with his BS!

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to believe he's single.

    Partycat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet-free is a signal too. Dude doesn't like nor humans, nor animals. Why he thinks anyone would like him then?

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re a maga person, right?

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is he expecting to attract with that?!

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like a serial killer

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he spewing this garbage on a dating site? LOL.

    helen anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to mention the astrology sign. As a woman I'm disgusted..As a Libra I'm disgusted! We are the sign of the scales! We want everyone and thing to be free and equal! Also when a Libra is in love they give their partner everything they have!

    kybourbonpearls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be obese, but a whore I am not. LOL

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    #20

    Facebook Never Seems To Disappoint

    Facebook Never Seems To Disappoint

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    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they have confused 'wife' with 'slave'.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a marriage, the husband changing diapers, washing dishes, and doing laundry are three of the most fool-proof methods of foreplay known to man.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when they do without being asked (in their minds being nagged).... We will notice and we will literally jump your bones in appreciation.

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    Eduardo Kraszczuk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I personally call what the guy is doing in the photos "being a f***g ADULT", nor being a "husband" or "wife" or wharever.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't change all these diapers I wouldn't have nearly the amount of embarrassing poop explosion stories to remind my son of. Also I enjoy cooking and taught my son tonight how to make something new. Good food and time spent with my son. People are really missing out with these views

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have failed as a man. My father volunteered and fought for Britain for six years in WW2. He traveled all over Europe and Egypt etc and saw his buddies die next to him. He came home with shrapnel scars. He cooked breakfast for us, did laundry and other housework as well. He did it because he loved us a realized what he had back home that he fought for all those years. HE was a man. All I see on here are spoiled little boys not worthy to be called men. Grow Up!!!

    Hiro Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proud member of the Failed Wives Club!

    Pa4040
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I am, doing all this on a daily basis, while my "failure" of a wife is working

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my man touches those, I'll let him touch anything he wants.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet a lot of women have gladly failed at being wives

    Moxitron Jazz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 1920's called. They want their b******t gender roles back...

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    #21

    Hormone Ain't A Thing According To This Guy

    Hormone Ain't A Thing According To This Guy

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this person's parents fail to have the birds and bees talk with them? Literally growing another human inside of you and all the hormone, body, and life changes that come along with it. Shoot I didn't even physically do any of that and my son had severe colic and NICU. Ended up in some for me even.

    ThéviNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of the parents of people in these posts failed to do many things…

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    Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. i know people who have killed themselves due to postpartum depression or just depression in general. thanks for making it seem like crippling mental health is a joke.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has never heard of hormones, and the havoc they wreak.

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "feel free to correct me" means he is sure he's correct.

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh don't worry, I'm quite sure people will be coming to correct you quite soon

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these are leaving me speechless.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this idiot is comparing his unjustified feelings when being bereft of the attention he is seeking to an actual, medical recognized condition.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... loopy?

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    The internet can also create dangerous echo chambers for misogynistic men to share their bigoted views and encourage one another to do the same. On TikTok, however, there was a trend last year where women began calling out sexist male podcasters to show audiences how ridiculous their messages are. One example of male podcasters that were criticized were the hosts of “Fresh & Fit,” who last year made racist and misogynistic remarks about their dating preferences on their show. "Instead of airing out their grievances and half-baked ideas to a therapist, they use podcasts to spread hateful, regressive messages about women and gender roles," TikToker Kimber Springs told NBC News, in reference to the alpha male podcasters. "It is open season on misogyny in 2022!"

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    #22

    Women Are Not In Fact Commodities

    Women Are Not In Fact Commodities

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    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone says AITA for asking a woman... I immediately get concerned

    Atomic Gypsy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you open with "AITA for asking a woman... ", then just go ahead & assume yes, you're an a*****e.

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    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This stuff about reducing potential romantic partners to financial commodities, gender regardless, has to stop. It's so bizarrely disgusting and disrespectful.

    Lisa Shealy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did women have a "market value"? This is 2023, not 1950.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, women should have the right to ask men to whip it out so we can inspect the size?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assume that a woman's breasts are just as real as your chance of seeing them.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dating app is not a catalog of women for sale, you twit.

    ana martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope his profile included a warning for below average IQ - women also like their products to clearly display harmful and toxic traits

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, preferences are preferences. No different to a girl asking a guys height. It's shallow, but it's his choice. Just like it's her choice to block him. Probably saved them both a lot of time and effort.

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Yes indeed, you are the arrsehole.

    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Market value? Consumer? I would love to have a face to face discussion with the moron who typed this!

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    #23

    Seen On R/Niceguys

    Seen On R/Niceguys

    bughugzz Report

    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro nobody cares if you hate it I only care if she likes it

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes the only reason we color our hair is in the hope that we attract men. Please instruct us about other mistakes we've been making.

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, you´re not even on that womens list ´Why i dye my hair´.

    (っ◔◡◔)っ blush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro what do you mean it's incredible!!! It looks like a cotton candy galaxy!!

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Yes that's right, it looks stupid.

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    Squirrelly Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do my hair to please me. Always have. My husband does his to please him. Always has. Being confident in yourself is beautiful! (Edit, Grammer. Hope it was the only mistake)

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everything we women do is designed to appeal to men.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well as a lesbian I will say I think its sexy, if they like it, I love it.

    Kipper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it turns you off then its job is done!

    Sophie Frankel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they don’t give a s**t about you guys and just want their hair done the way they want it

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    #24

    Interesting. So Like Men And Sin?

    Interesting. So Like Men And Sin?

    SeroquelEnjoyer Report

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Woman' and 'Onion' also both have 5 letters. Is that why they make you cry?

    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile “man” and “bin” also have the same number of letters. What does that say?

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    Carrie B
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus and Allah also have 5 letters

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will get tiring. If everything the same number of letters is the same, why use letters instead of just dots, or even the number of letters? 2 = Me = he = we = it = OK; 5 = Satan = Santa = Trump; ...

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I'm confused, I thought this type of guy would want to get rid of woke.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure they know what woke means...

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeep and sheep rhyme...does that mean something??

    RandomX123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baa baa black jeep, have you any vroom? Yes sir, yes sir, one engine full

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    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate the way that stupid people are misappropriating "WOKE" i.e. "Aware, Enlightened, Truth-seeking"...and smearing all their stupidity over it... A bigoted human being, a misogynist is the ANTITHESIS of "WOKE".

    Sophie Frankel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog and god both have three letters. And dog is god spelled backwards. Coincidence?

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    "I think comedy is a great tool to mirror back the ridiculousness of society, especially when these 'alpha male' types claim to be speaking with such objectivity," TikToker Hayley Hirsch told NBC News. "We're basically telling them: 'No, you actually don't have that power. Your opinions are not scientific facts. On top of that, you sound absurd.'" Perhaps mocking these sexist men online through funny lists like this is a great way to call out how ridiculous they sound as well. While it’s important to have constructive conversations about sexism, sometimes, a little humor can be helpful too.  

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    #25

    Oh Phew... He’s Gonna Study The Issue

    Oh Phew... He’s Gonna Study The Issue

    reddit.com Report

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of words for "I've never satisfied a woman"

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are absolutely right. He would definitely know if he made a woman orgasm. The fact that he is questioning it's existence says a lot about his talents.

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do women actually orgasm?" Not if you're in the room.

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could try… asking women? At least the ones that don’t have restraint orders against him.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studying the issue? Not sure if binge watching porn hub counts

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No conclusive physiological evidence for it" There's literally endoscopic video of it (no, I don't mean porn). What a clown.

    ThéviNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you’re bad in bed without telling me you’re bad in bed

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he ends it... But I wonder if he'll be able to find volunteers for these studies???

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in all fairness, the clitoris wasn't really discovered until the 1970s. I think, and some men still can't find the pleasure points.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny (or perhaps sadly) enough, the clitoris has been ‘discovered’ numerous times in history. An Italian surgeon in 1559 wrote about it, as did a Dutch physician in 1672 and a German anatomist in 1844. Ancient Greeks and Romans wrote of it as well. Unfortunately far too many still have far too little knowledge of the clitoris.

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    Mrs.Pugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a an almost young woman…yes we do.

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    #26

    Guy Complains He Has No Luck With Women Despite Believing They Should Be Flocking To Him

    Guy Complains He Has No Luck With Women Despite Believing They Should Be Flocking To Him

    WheredoesithurtRA Report

    Lady Miss Pie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is WRETCHED. These are all wretched but this is beyond the pale

    ElCatrin61
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gonorrheic sphincter is going to die a well-deserved lonely death in his mom's basement.

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not. If you're doing things right, then she consents, and consent and assault are mutually exclusive. I hope the first woman you try this c**p with kicks you in the gonads so hard as to make you a live Darwin award nominee.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I get this correct: Because they bear the "Burden of performing" ......WE WOMEN bear the Burden of being sexually assaulted. That's the logic?

    RandomPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 words for this sorry excuse for a human being: Knife, Shovel, Hole

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to cut this man's weener off!

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody’s gonna end up in prison….

    Kipper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no words..... 😡

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    #27

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    brosley77 Report

    Spellflinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear a purse and a knapsack. Does that make me bi? I am so confused 😝

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BF is going to be super surprised to learn that. I am too, tbh.

    MrLoufoque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll tell my soon to be wife to take a purse instead of a backpack when we go hiking.

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I need to start stuffing my work laptop with all its accessories and my hardhat, hi-vis jacket and safety shoes into my purse.

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    JammaCoast2Coast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the code to get men to leave us alone, or just this one?

    idk what my name is
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    girls is it les to *checks notes* use a bag with lots of storage

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupidity is astounding! I wear both when I go to the office. Does that make me bisexual?

    Jig Jive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang! Guess I better break it to my husband if 20+years…

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    Eva Hoard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes John. All those little kindergarteners are lesbian. You probably don’t want to date a lesbian. Lucky kids.

    Hakitosama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self : always wear a backpack so the creeps leave my Aro Ace self alone

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    We hope this list hasn’t made you lose faith in humanity, pandas. Just because misogyny exists doesn’t mean that all men are a lost cause. In fact, most of them are pretty great. We just have to make sure that we all keep educating the younger generations, so one day sexism can be ancient history. Keep upvoting the pics you find most infuriating, and then if you’re interested in reading another Bored Panda article discussing how prevalent sexism still is today, look no further than right here

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    #28

    This Looks Like Satire

    This Looks Like Satire

    ColdRuhr Report

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ringing the Devil’s doorbell” 😂😂😂

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And self-raping the sin cave. Yep, they definitely give a different vibe from paddling the pink canoe.

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    SadieCat17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Male hands are for working, not whacking. Girls, never marry a man who has self-***** his sin stick. It's up to you to remember to ask the hard questions.

    SadieCat17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (ok but sin stick is totally my new name for it)

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    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sin Cave", made me snort!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devils doorbell? That's a new one for me! I bet whoever wrote this got caught masturbating as a child and was punished for it.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sin cave" 😂😂 I'll do what I please with my sin cave, thank you very much.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally burst into laughter at "self-raped her sin cave".

    Stacy Moseley Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA!!! My clitoris is now, & will forever be known as, " The Devils Doorbell "

    Mrs.Pugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But women should be okay with men who masturbate with their dirty unwashed hands and never wash their d**k?

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    #29

    Wow, Is That All!?

    Wow, Is That All!?

    BigEdsBun Report

    Jenný Samúelsdóttir Herlufsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I only got 11 points...wait, how does this game work?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    17... gonna ask my BF how my BJs are to see if I hit 18

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    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for that. Will definitely support my daughters' desires to get tattoos.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the woman that fits this criteria. I'll bet she's inflatable.

    Wanita Wobble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm shocked breathing isn't on this "list". Ffs.

    Nay Wilson
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad died when I was 9. Does that make me a bad bet for a relationship?

    Spellflinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t give this donut the time of day if my life depended on it. Give me your social passwords - eff you.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god I'm worthless in this guys eyes. He's a c**t.

    Connie Bonneville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wears hoop earrings... I'm dying hahahaha.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a really bad date with a women wearing hoop earrings and white nail polish.

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    Louise B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man is a bad bet for long term relationship if he: - Posts creepy misogynistic lists on the internet

    Kipper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the length of this list you have a lot of free time in that basement.......

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    #30

    Wearing Gym Attire To The Gym Is Apparently Too Triggering

    Wearing Gym Attire To The Gym Is Apparently Too Triggering

    BigNik Report

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are these things called "blinders." Apparently they're great for keeping a horse from getting distracted. Maybe you should look into them for yourself.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But your skin tight wife beaters and hip hugging shorts are fine, got it.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not his physical health he needs to work on.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't control myself and my reactions, so everyone around me has to change so that I'm comfortable." And I'll bet this guy habitually calls other people 'snowflakes'.

    Scrappychick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's fine for men to train top less?!?!

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most men tend to train in shorts and a t-shirt, or sweat pants and a t-shirt if the weather is cold. To be fair at the gym I used to go to so did most women. There were only a few guys who did the "muscle top" thing or girls in the super-tight lycra. The vast majority of people there just kept to themselves, did their workout and left.

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    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe deal with your sex addiction if you can't just ignore them. Avert your eyes, man! Not that difficult!

    Zoe Stanley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet you walk around shirtless?

    ElCatrin61
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to a catholic seminary's gym. You will have no distractions there.

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ho if only more men would wear things like that.

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    #31

    Not On The Same Level As Men

    Not On The Same Level As Men

    opinionated_idiot_ Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone saying they look wonky?

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellas who crack jokes with their male friends are therefore gay, by this logic.

    Brainless Blobfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. So next time one of my guy friends make a joke I'll remember that it's a breeding mechanism and he's trying to attract me or other women.

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and her friend (female) are probably the two funniest people I know.

    Cheryl Benard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If women didn't have an excellent sense of humor one of them would have killed you already.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a wonderful sense of humor, if i do say so myself

    JammaCoast2Coast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not a looker, and his personality is sh*t too. Throw the whole man out.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that many women are willing to have men around tells me that they have a highly developed sense of humor.

    Atomic Gypsy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife &I enjoy the 3 Stooges very much, thank you. She's the one who turned me on to them!

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    #32

    Clearly, It's The Women's Fault

    Clearly, It's The Women's Fault

    Yamamba78 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the argument it could be said the same for men too

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to retire and just watch my kids, but my company wouldn't keep my salary up, and I enjoy having a place to live and food to eat..

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    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we should let the men who apparently can't control themselves be in charge? That doesn't seem sensible.

    Lucyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just wait until they hear about the military

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should Google "hazing" and spend a couple hours down that rabbit hole. Women are not the problem.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Males who engage is sexual harassment would be perfectly willing to make house calls.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexual harassment personified, his quote and mug should be in the dictionary as the ultimate example of sexual harassment in action.

    HistoryLover(she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if women never left their houses, exactly 100% of sexual harassment and domestic violence would happen in the home. Not working doesn’t reduce sexual harassment, but locking up rapists does.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at how guys behave in prisons, sports teams, frats, and boarding schools, I'm thinking OP doesn't really read the news.

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    #33

    I Don't Know Why But This Is So Funny To Me

    I Don't Know Why But This Is So Funny To Me

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    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abortions deform your feet?! Um…

    Danger Bunny (She/Her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by my feet, I must have aborted before /s

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    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see two guys who SHOULD have been aborted.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I needed the laugh. I was kinda creeping out.

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    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, going through puberty means I've had an abortion. All these f*****g stretch marks and s**t.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. My son has stretch marks too that happened around puberty. 🤔

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 5 out of 6, and I've never been pregnant. F`cking muppet.

    Hiro Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most abortions happen in the first trimester, before many physical changes are noticeable, so very rarely will stretch marks happen.

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, an abortion is kiiinda different than giving birth.

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I be concerned if my husband has all but one of these ”signs of abortion”?

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this man think women carry fetuses in their calves?

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I must of aborted and not known about it, even though I’m a male, because I’ve had stretch marks on my calves before

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have stretchmarks on my body so does that mean that I had an abortion when I was 10?

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    #34

    Welcome To Today’s Episode Of “What Inanimate Object Are Women Being Compared To Today?”

    Welcome To Today’s Episode Of “What Inanimate Object Are Women Being Compared To Today?”

    mcraftgoodfnitebad Report

    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody hell, by this point I think I've stripped the garden :D

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what gets stripped away each time the husband has premarital sex?

    Na Schi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the chance to be STD-free for his virgin wife. As sex-Ed is obviously a big No-No in theses circles. (Well, and maybe, but this is more like an addition, a child out of wedlock, fathered by him at the ripe age of 17-20).

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    Helmut Kok
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here is the trick, if you never get married you can't have premarital sex

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elizabeth Smart (famously kidnapped and raped as a child) says that she was then told in a sec ed class where the kids were told how no one would want to chew used gum. We need to do better

    Christina R
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    2 years ago

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    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you believe in abstinence, this is such a harmful mentality!

    Christian Homuth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guys, I know this is missing the point in a major way, but, um, a rose is not an inanimate object

    Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, people make a huge deal over premarital sex. do what u want with ur body

    Avya Spriggs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not some girls fault if a creepy guy comes and ruins her flower

    Marina Rocha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he thinks like that I would tell where he can but that pare stem

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    #35

    My Ex After He Found Out I Stopped Covering Myself Like He Wanted To

    My Ex After He Found Out I Stopped Covering Myself Like He Wanted To

    girlinsane08 Report

    katiecat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how he says I really disgust YOU, not YOU really disgust ME. I think he’s close to self-awareness

    Shea Fujishima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you REAALLLY are pathetic if you're jealous of her cats...

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly disgust you? Sounds about right!

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was she meant to wear? Trousers as a whole must be out as she can't wear shirts, gowns are dresses, what is left?

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s probably meant to strictly stay home, wearing only an apron.

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    Joe Russo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is all projection, like homophobic men who are afraid of being treated the way they treat women....he's afraid that by wearing, basically clothes, she'll get harassed the way he harrasses women, and that by petting cats, um....yeah I'm not going to picture that.

    ElCatrin61
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say "Dodged a bullet there, girl" but I think you dodged more of a tank shell there. Congrats to the OP.

    Kurtis Wethington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: He was an insecure, possessive, controlling, abusive, melodramatic tool to the point that he couldn't even tolerate her *cuddling her own cats* that she finally broke up with and now he's melting down because HE needs HER.

    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of this series of comments is that there is one phrase (stated twice) that is actually true: "I honestly/really disgust you..." Yes, sir, you do disgust her, and she is the one who's been blessed by your removal from her life. 😘

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    #36

    All She Did Was Smile Bro

    All She Did Was Smile Bro

    bennyfor20 Report

    SadieCat17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't care about her so much that you made an entire post ranting at how she smiled at you hours later? Sure buddy, sure.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See a therapist. Seriously. You don't have to feel this way.

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aah, the alpha male incel.

    Laura Dawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl probably glanced at him while passing without actually registering anything about him & he’s the weird one thinking she’s about to propose marriage.

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future serial killer. Or at least that creep from that series “You.”

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How f*****g incompetent do you have to be to have a woman smile at you and then you go home angrily and f*****g tweet out cause she's being nice? Like I bet she f*****g forgot about you until she sees this dumbass thing.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was friendly with a new hire of the opposite sex, he hastily let me know he was married. He flattered himself thinking I wanted his flabby ugly body.

    Missi Boness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to hurt women. He needs help. Big time.

    U_dontwanttoknowme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was probably smiling at someone behind him

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butts get their own vacations?

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    #37

    Visible Frustration

    Visible Frustration

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me slit his wrists and see if he can stop the bleeding through sheer willpower.

    Simo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell me you never had a girlfriend without telling me you never had a girlfriend.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the dude will never have to deal with a pregnant woman and find out how wrong he is

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who think the bleeding is voluntary alarm me.

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bowel and urinary incontinence is real, twatwaffle.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these I read in Jay's voice from Jay and Silent Bob. The stupidest stuff that just goes out there into the ether.

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone shits their pants. That's just part of being human.

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    #38

    Sounds Like Someone Got Rejected On A Bumble Date

    Sounds Like Someone Got Rejected On A Bumble Date

    FWPlayboy Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was absolutely written by an incel who's never had a date in his life. And he doesn't understand why women don't like him - because he's such a "nice guy".

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, did the wittle man get wejected again?

    ElCatrin61
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another incelidiot destined to die of a chafed penis.

    FatLipsMcCool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel defensive over the allegations of sleeping in makeup. The rest is fine. This guy is jealous

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fort Worth PLAYBOY 😂😂😂 maybe he should also add "ALPHA MALE"

    Needmorecowbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 51 yo woman I say 💯 this schedule sounds amazing.

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a tad confused, this is a chap talking about being done by another chap who's in the closet because his girlfriend is due home and has a sugar daddy too?

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    #39

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    enigmaticbloke Report

    Jiji The Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very funny post, considering i just made a beaded anklet in the colours of the lesbian flag today.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds pretty. I greatly admire people who can make things.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore one and not a single man offered me money for sex, nor did any women hit on me. What am I doing wrong? 🤔

    Kristy Marion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew all the women in India are lesbians 🙃

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow. I have some big news for my bf.

    ElCatrin61
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I married a lesbian p******te, then? Sheesh, when you think you know people...

    LOL It's me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore ankle bracelets and im asexual lol

    Mars
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my culture, boys buy anklets for their girlfriends or wives as a sign of affection. Some people have just lost their minds.

    U_dontwanttoknowme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are traditional for some parts of the world

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a cultural thing to wear them for me so does this mean my straight grandma is a lesbian? I wore them as a kid and I’m pretty sure there was nothing sexual about them

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she's either a lesbian or makes 6-alarm chili?

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    #40

    That's Simply Not True

    That's Simply Not True

    dizzycrazycheesy Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this dude learned all he needs to know about women from watching anime

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this guy's only experience with women is from watching porn.

    HistoryLover(she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really need to stop falling asleep in science class. It’s messing with their heads.

    Well then
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the list of the stupid, man-like behaviors? I want to know my score that was fun

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do guys like him know why people have body hair?

    Avya Spriggs
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like this guy to see what it's like to be a girl

    M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you've never actually been with a woman.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my C cup are definitely not good enough for this guy

    Candy Sheppard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stopped shaving 5 years ago and don’t care what anyone thinks about it

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because women are purely for a man's pleasure right sonny?

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    #41

    Women Can't Have Genuine Male Friends Apparently

    Women Can't Have Genuine Male Friends Apparently

    _lesbihonest_ Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be fair. This guy doesn't know the difference between male friends and female friends because he's never had either.

    Cloudy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's insecure 😏

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I wonder if this just counts towards strangers? Like what if I'm friends with my male cousins, uncles and my own father and brother?

    The Nightwatcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of people who’ve asked us if me and my cousin are dating is astonishing. We have the same last name. It is not a common last name. I guess it’s impossible for a girl and a boy to have platonic feelings for each other ever.

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    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look I like girls and all my friends are girls but do I like any of them? No!

    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only friends I have are all my wife's female friends and I'm only interested in having sex with her. I just don't understand the thinking behind only having friends of your own gender. I can't stand hanging around with blokes, women are so much more fun

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about those of us who are on the multisexuality spectrum? 😳

    FatLipsMcCool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. How many of your female friends are you f*****g then? Lolz

    Lauren Reuderink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have male friends and dont f**k them... im gay

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insecurity level off the charts

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    #42

    Who Needs An Education When We Can Have This

    Who Needs An Education When We Can Have This

    Lippy30 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you are 20 years old without saying it

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise you, women don’t go to Harvard to try and impress men like you…

    Magik Darkchilde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Maybe this isn't a mainstream opinion, but I think as a society we should raise our standards about guys. It feels like girls work harder and guys feel more entitled while simultaneously being less qualified. Not a great dynamic.

    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even this dude’s dad doesn’t like him. Us south Asians don’t claim him

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *fans myself* oh, his hair is over his eyes and he’s making a flirty face to his phone he MUST know what he’s taking about

    Tabitha Osika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well dude is not offering a cute face and I'm not holding my breath about the quality of his education so.....

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look like you eat paint chips and drink bleach.

    ElCatrin61
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to think society lets these chuckleheads drive a car and vote. Amazing.

    Well then
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to give him a pass. He looks like he has a mini Hapsburg chin. He can't help being confused.

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sexiest thing to me is a developed and keen mind, so speak for yourself, OP. Good luck with that 🙄

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    #43

    Or How About Because They Like Them

    Or How About Because They Like Them

    shaeshayrose Report

    Simo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When certain people will understand getting male attention is not the sole and only women's drive?!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me the first one would be "breaks ankle".

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my thought too. I don't really like those super high platform type shoes (or really high heels) simply because they look damned uncomfortable at best and actively dangerous at worst. If someone wants to wear them then I wouldn't stop them, but I will silently judge them :P

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    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a man compliments me on what I'm wearing, that's nice. If another woman does, that makes my day.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused again. The one on the right is wearing pants AND an ankle bracelet. These men need to get their story straight. How will we women know what to wear?

    Butterfly McQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 87 pairs of shoes (at least) because I love shoes. If I find a really good pair, I have multiple pairs of that style, sometimes in the same color. I have 3 pair in my Amazon cart waiting right now.

    Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... why does this look like five minute crafts? Or is that just me?

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    #44

    Mind Games

    Mind Games

    FrazzleDazzzled , FrazzleDazzzled Report

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, you just sabotaged your own relationship like a massive idiot. At least on the bright side, she's gonna be spared from a lifetime of manipulation and abuse.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she doesn't "beg" to get you back, it means she has self respect and can take no for an answer. Two qualities this douchebag lacks.

    The Short Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't administer pointless tests to people you care about.

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude doesn't realize, that doesn't mean she loves you, that means she is a crazed stalker that will probably stab you.

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems unbalanced enough himself to think that's what real love looks like.

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    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you go away and don’t come back.

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is the "professor's" middle name really just the Greek letter Omega? And that blue thing at the end with one eye looks familiar but I can't quite place it.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll save yourself a lot of pain by never talking to this creep again.

    Mercat Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking up with them will save them a lot of trouble.

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save a lot of pain? Putting her through that, if she's even going to feel that, for a month? That's so callous as to make me wonder if you should be committed before you start kidnapping and murdering.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dating advice from Andy Bernard.

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    #45

    When Wearing A Uniform Isn’t Enough To Stop Men From Shaming Women For Their Bodies

    When Wearing A Uniform Isn’t Enough To Stop Men From Shaming Women For Their Bodies

    MVPJunkie Report

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pants are tight in the dudes a*s too.

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saying, if pants are going to be limiting anyone's mobility purely based on gender, it's going to be the man's...

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    Shea Fujishima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever uploaded this one cut it off: There's a response that says "What? She's supposed to wear her work a**?" https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/11e2g9q/sounds_like_one_to_me/

    Felicia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has to wear the same uniform the men do, she just has an a*s she has to fit in those pants you dipshit.

    Rainbow Butterfly 🦋
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would they limit her range of motion? What would the alternative be? A skirt? Because let me tell you, most skirts WILL limited your range of motion

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a utilikilt or tactikilt? I'm not saying she shouldn't wear pants. I'm just saying while we're on the subject that there are more options for tactical clothing besides pants and shorts.

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    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She and her colleague are dressed exactly the same.

    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare she have a bottom. How dare she!

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to break it to you, OP, but women, artists, and gay men and have been flushing over men in uniforms forever. As in since men started wearing uniforms in ancient times. There's nothing wrong with it. It's cute! Now women can look cute in uniforms. Just look away if you can't deal with it and want to hurt her or something.

    Sophie Frankel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s wearing a bulletproof vest and her uniform

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    #46

    Women Shaming On Facebook: Hygiene Edition

    Women Shaming On Facebook: Hygiene Edition

    skullsquid1999 Report

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a little surprised they didn't say the washcloths were wife material, since they are white. And the net sponges are rainbowy colors...

    Liz Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wash with my hands, what does that make me?

    Lisa Walters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a old folks place here in Florida that the scrunchies are color coded between swingers and what not. I almost had a heart attack.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you shouldn't have been wearing the purple and blue scrunchie! That's the one that indicates you're into electro-stim play.

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    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wash clothes are now a sign of promiscuity? Uh....how does that track? I'm so confused?

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic loofas can irritate the skin (I don't know about natural loofas), while washcloths are much gentler.

    M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of mental illness in this world never fails to surprise me.

    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use an exfoliating mitten so i guess I am in limbo

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, nicely folded clean white washcloths are the standard in spas and hotels. Not those plastic loofah things. And are you supposed to wash your face with the plastic loofah?

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, these guys are so mentally insecure and, frankly, bat-poop-crazy that using a washcloth is bad? Merciful Zeus.

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    #47

    This Is What Control Looks Like

    This Is What Control Looks Like

    menlearnthis Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called being an insecure scaredy pants man child

    The Nightwatcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah of course, the only one allowed to set boundaries is the MAN. The needs of us womenfolk don’t matter /s

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called cowardice. If any of those are truly circumstantial true red flags, you have a discussion to have, but they aren't default bad things.

    nari<333
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are you smooshing the words together? its girl SPACE friend

    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were truly a self respecting man, you wouldn't need to feel so scared

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about that fragile ego with control issues

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I introduced my husband to my ex because they are both into the same things. Now they go to metal shows together.

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I introduced my partner to 2 exes (one of whom, ex hubby). They get along. My ex hubby is still included in family events with my partner.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very purpose of boundaries is some form of control.

    Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so she's not allowed to talk to you if you like her? Gonna cause some problems

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called controlling no matter what you say.

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    #48

    That's A Lot Of Assumptions Based On Shoe Choice

    That's A Lot Of Assumptions Based On Shoe Choice

    xxxSexMan69xxx Report

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read this out to my partner. He laughed and said "women in vans are sexy"

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is 'expensive sex'? I mean...wait...isn't that illegal? I'm so confused.

    Otis B Driftwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 25 tattoos and I'm asexual. I also wear ugly clothes. So am I a s*** or not?

    Michele
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I learned that I'm a s**t. Damn Van's.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more of an Adidas person but either way, we wear shoes for comfort and mobility. I won't judge if a woman wants to wear heels or whatever, but some of us prefer to be on ground level and have grip. The world's a bumpy place. And we can walk (or trot) with ease, confidence, and perfect posture. Not stumbling and walking like a baby giraffe. (Oh, sorry. Said I wasn't going to judge)

    the_avenging_knight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vans are comfy. I'm wearing a pair right now.

    JesseyM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am wearing a pair of my Vans right now

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I’ve done all of that. What’s your point?

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    #49

    Women Only Wear Makeup Because They’re Insecure

    Women Only Wear Makeup Because They’re Insecure

    ASadPieceOfCheese Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...says the man masking his features with facial hair.

    Candy Sheppard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t do the make up thing and the people who matter don’t care —- ignorant comments are just mind blowing, like where’s your parents I’ve got questions

    Olivia Solari
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason many women wear make up and spend forever is because men who think women are only there for their pleasure make them feel like they have to to be beautiful!!

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure are a lot ignorant, self-centered a******s here.

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    #50

    Guess Who Made It

    Guess Who Made It

    Cobratate Report

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Running away faster than I have ever run in my life before.

    JammaCoast2Coast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Andrew Tate the dude who is accused of SA and human trafficking? Yeah, let's listen to what that guy has to say.

    Lesbian Sloth (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering when he would turn up on this thread

    Bisexual bee (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry to break it to you andrew, no one except for maybe a few women find that sexy, no one i have ever met was like “an a*****e who has committed sa and human trafficking, f**k yeah” so maybe stick to f*****g yourself

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy: "Hi, I'm Andrew Tate". Girls: Dial 911, reach for the pepper spray.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's that working out for you, Andy? Oh, right! https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65959097

    M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he meant, "Dumb Girls"...

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now in Romanian prison for child trafficking. Moving up on the disgusting scale, andy.

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    #51

    This Gem On Twitter

    This Gem On Twitter

    Lungelo__95 Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the OP's mother only experienced pain and suffering after he came into the world?

    Sophie Frankel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you read the Bible? God cursed women with painful childbirth

    bi mermaid (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, then, being a manly male, must be perfectly healthy and therefore should experience birth. But it will be painless for you, right? Can't be worse than a manly fever!

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    #52

    If This Guy Thinks Older Men Are So Hot Then Why Doesn't He Date Them?

    If This Guy Thinks Older Men Are So Hot Then Why Doesn't He Date Them?

    numbufera Report

    Rainbow Butterfly 🦋
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about people who identify as neither a man or a woman? Do they age like honey?

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beg to differ, even in mid thirties I was spoilt for choice, not spoilt milk 🤣

    #53

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

    trotski83 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does having a part of your body not covered mean you want random people touching it. Regardless of gender. You aren't wearing a hat maybe I can just roll up and rub your hair

    Jiji The Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey you're not wearing sunglasses i can poke your eyes!

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    Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE 👏 WEAR👏 CLOTHES👏 THAT👏MAKE👏US👏FEEL👏COMFY,👏NOT👏JUST👏TO👏PLEASE👏YOU👏

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is why this guy continues getting invited to wedding?

    #54

    I Bet He Was Really Offended

    I Bet He Was Really Offended

    Ehansaja Report

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So YOU feeling attracted to HER means SHE has to follow YOUR rules? Nice. In that case I'll be generous: You look great! Now address me as Mylady.

    Everest Hernandez He/She/They
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girlies I called my crush bro a whole lot in middle school

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that might be a good way to get rid of a creepy guy that's hitting on you.

    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, sounds like your genetic requirements are lacking.

    #55

    It Doesn't Make Sense

    It Doesn't Make Sense

    amerix Report

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the obsession with ankles?

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to the ankle of her skull?

    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has a “malleolus” fetish. That’s a red flag for me!

    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he defile the memory of a great man with his b******t (he has an MLK pfp)

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    #56

    Making Money Requires Adopting Masculine Trait

    Making Money Requires Adopting Masculine Trait

    reddit.com Report

    Lisa Shealy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very happy with my life and I am successful as well....and I know how to spell.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So becoming masculine makes you nag? That's a point I haven't seen before. And somehow I'm not surprised that he doesn't know any women who enjoy working - I don't think I'd be happy working with him either.

    #57

    Apparently, You Shouldn't Travel Without A Man

    Apparently, You Shouldn't Travel Without A Man

    Dry-Pineapple2854 Report

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lost track of the number of times I have driven across the U.S. alone. Just me and my Peterbilt on I-10, I-40 or I-80. I am 5 foot tall and weighed 110 pounds when I got my CDL of course men thought I couldn't drive a tractor trailer. Then they got angry when I drove circles around them. Men certainly feel threatened when they struggle with an activity then a woman comes along and does that same activity with little effort. American men need to understand skills and talents are not dictated by a person's reproductive organs. The idea that something is "for men" or "for women" is an archaic relic of the past.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite this guy's obvious extensive experience with not being loved by a woman, I don't think he's right.

    #58

    Great Collection Of Misogyny From Instagram

    Great Collection Of Misogyny From Instagram

    I-Passed6789 Report

    Tabitha Osika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many men ignore the fact that anger is, in fact, an emotion?

    bi mermaid (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cause anger is MANLY especially towards "slutty women". And manly men can't be emotional, therefore, anger cannot be an emotion.

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    JammaCoast2Coast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the logic, how many wars were started by women?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Example of a woman's poor decision making : the OP's mother did not drown him at birth.

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because men don't go to war for stupid reasons? Come on, this article is showcasing the absolute worst minority of men ever. Every time I think it can't get worse it does

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000%, two emphasizers (any kind/whatsoever) and two exclamation marks in a single sentence: That guy is worked up enough to be two honorary women all by himself.

    #59

    Always Love It When Men Try To Tell Women How They Should Live Their Lives

    Always Love It When Men Try To Tell Women How They Should Live Their Lives

    StefanMolyneux Report

    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's bad if anybody says eggs

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have miracle children from my graveyard ovaries.

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully all my eggs are dead now I’m 46. No babies for me, thank you!

    Rainbow Butterfly 🦋
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If mother nature loves me then why do I get cramps?

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. If only there was something called 'adoption' which could benefit a wide variety of people from abandoned kids to couples who can't or don't want to have children biologically... 😢

    Brainless Blobfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just don't have children bc you don't want them

    Ice Pack and Essential Oils
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this guy calculating Taylor Swift's fertility

    Felicia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These types of men are why there are so many pedophiles now...

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    #60

    Our Action In Our Lives Are Not Made To Be Only "Hot"

    Our Action In Our Lives Are Not Made To Be Only "Hot"

    CJDipper1212 , DailyLoud Report

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMO, Jenna always looks gorgeous

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can certainly make him 'hotter' with the cigarette burns he's about to get >:l

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it doesn't make ANYONE look attractive, but it's personal choice.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

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    Agent Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK guys, lung cancer sounds unattractive but that's just me.

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had never started smoking.

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    #61

    It's A Way Of Communicating How Someone Feels

    It's A Way Of Communicating How Someone Feels

    Twelve-Majestic-Lies Report

    Jiji The Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel as though the earth is round

    May Calhoun
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me how I too can turn my ears off, so I don’t have to listen to nonsense like this.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a man doesn't feel, I don't want him.

    #62

    They Should Just Go Back To The 1800s At This Rate

    They Should Just Go Back To The 1800s At This Rate

    chlachair_chav_027 Report

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this guy would be fun to mess with. imagine you are around his friends (so expected to be silent) but you still have to ask to do everything: "can i be silent?" "can i go take a massive s**t?"

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could also just go to IKEA and buy a doormat you may even be on the same iq level

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be titled "My 6 checklist to explain why I'm still looking".

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the allow you to emotionally manipulate her?

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has social anxiety, so I talk to his friends for him. I tell my husband when I am going to do something. My husband cleans. Neither of us would ever be in a Nightclub. I don't care if he watches internet porn. My social media is business related, so he wouldn't be stupid enough to ask.

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully no one wants to do that.

    #63

    Here We Go Again

    Here We Go Again

    realmcsnackers Report

    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally all he’s “proving” is that he stays in toxic relationships at the cost of his personality but is surprised when the other doesn’t do the same when he’s toxic back

    FatLipsMcCool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. No man. I think she was being kind when she said 'it's not you, it's me...'

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    #64

    Women Aren’t Your Pets Or Your Servants

    Women Aren’t Your Pets Or Your Servants

    MistakeWonderful9178 Report

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I'm confused now. Are we supposed to be older or younger than 30?

    bi mermaid (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are supposed to be impossible beings: both older and younger than 30, able to hold our periods in, able to give a painless birth, perfectly, shaped, etc

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    Agent Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False all of my siblings, parents, and I take turns doing chores equally. You know why? To learn basic human skills and to help our parents out in the house that we live in.

    #65

    Welp, Guess I Gotta Prepare For My Expiry Date Coming Up

    Welp, Guess I Gotta Prepare For My Expiry Date Coming Up

    magoobi Report

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I expired a long time ago and never even knew it!

    ElCatrin61
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a poor, barren, desolate soul this guy has. My sincere pity for him.

    #66

    Be Glorious

    Be Glorious

    Brian_Sauve Report

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found that said fat baby vomits on said pretty dress when they get bounced!

    Simo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy basically wants to live in the fifties....

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are glorious, we are born perfect in every way and utterly glorious. We are not glorious for a man's needs or wishes, we are glorious for ourselves and those we love and who love us in return.

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing beats tying on my steel toed work boots and climbing into my Peterbilt to start out in a cross country drive. My husband had no problem following my lead. That's the sign of a good man, when he can recognize a woman might be more skilled in a certain area then shuts up and falls in line. He got his ego fed when we got to the delivery site, I let him back both trailers in the dock. Everyone has strengths and weaknesses. A good partnership finds a balance. I hate backing and he hates navigation and its worked for 20 years.

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel glorious by laughing at the tears of children.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to stop watching Hallmark.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but why is this actually kinda sweet tho- Like, he's kinda admiring women for being feminine Or maybe I misinterpreted it lol

    #67

    Women, Why Do You Gotta Ruin The "Vibe"?

    Women, Why Do You Gotta Ruin The "Vibe"?

    ASIK-1952 Report

    Natalie Cilla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My princess energy today is “Off with his head!” 👸♥️

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are we covering andrew tates name? shame him

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *thinks of all the moody and unreasonable businessmen I’ve known and laughs uncontrollably*

    SnackbarKaat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I better buy some piñatas just to avoid it getting boring

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    #68

    “Stop Wearing Leggings If I Can’t Sexualize You”

    “Stop Wearing Leggings If I Can’t Sexualize You”

    brattysammy69 Report

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you not turn men on by simply existing! *Sarcasm, don't worry*

    The Nightwatcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if we wear leggings, we’re sexualizing ourselves, but if we wear leggings we can’t be sexualized enough?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How should guys with no brains dress?

    #69

    Stop Comparing Women To Objects

    Stop Comparing Women To Objects

    Tikitoitoi Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of used cars, can I see the stat's on the mileage on that gear stick?

    #70

    Attorney?

    Attorney?

    LittleBreadBun Report

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude you watchwsto much porn hub

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'GiRlS aRe NeVeR sInGlE' aromantic and aroace women anyone?

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a basement dweller terrified of a woman with a life.

    the_avenging_knight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, hmm, am I susposed to have a boyfriend then?

    Tabitha Osika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought y'all were checking the malleolus?

    HorseGirl3000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m single and a virgin. I’m also twelve

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attorney is now a promiscuous job? I...wow this whole post is so insane.

    #71

    This Was Under A Video About A Teen Mom

    This Was Under A Video About A Teen Mom

    Enough-Implement-622 Report

    HorseGirl3000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see any pregnant women give them your seat

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been pregnant before (twice). I never once asked or expected someone to give up their seat for me.

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    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if they were sexually assaulted? what do they think then? 'Damn it, why didn't I scream at him to leave me alone louder?'

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    #72

    Real Men Would Just Go Off-Road

    Real Men Would Just Go Off-Road

    xbhaskarx Report

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do men get to work? Helicopter?

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He means roads and bridges are women's problems because they are the one's who keep society functioning.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys just stay home and???

    #73

    I Feel Bad For This Guy's Wife/Girlfriend

    I Feel Bad For This Guy's Wife/Girlfriend

    Tiberius_Jim Report

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he meant "secs" as in how long he lasts in bed?

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    BlahBlobLa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, if we're not giving you "sexual access to our body" we absolutely want you to walk away.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean some people are into period sex soooo

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is secks? if you can't bring yourself to type it, you're not mature enough to have it.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalize understanding that women are autonomous human beings, not sex toys.

    #74

    Unveiling The Madness

    Unveiling The Madness

    ManlyMindBytes Report

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met the love of my life at 40. He doesn’t seem to think I’m lacking in “value”. But then he’s a decent human being.

    Susan Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm over 40 and PUMPED about hitting menopause so I won't have to deal with this s**t anymore. Welcome to the age of the crone!

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single women above 40, can we hear it from you directly?

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a "boss babe" I am the owner of a business. A woman's value decreases with time... that's funny. I was making minimum wage at age 20. Now my business equipment, in my name alone, is worth 7 figures, if I had let my husband make the decision we would still be driving for someone else and living paycheck to paycheck.

    #75

    Never Thought I'd Actually Spot Anything Worth Posting In The Wild But Here We Are

    Never Thought I'd Actually Spot Anything Worth Posting In The Wild But Here We Are

    TragicCilantr Report

    Murph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the eggs on the left go brown? 🤔 Can strong women change the colour of eggs? Maybe strength is the ability to transmute ovoids into chocolate? Does it work for other objects? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! No snot nosed brats running around and breaking my things! Yahoo!

    ThéviNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that someone took the time to make this…especially given the cost of eggs right now

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    #76

    Apparently, You Can't Have Achievements And Morals Simultaneously

    Apparently, You Can't Have Achievements And Morals Simultaneously

    Shadaya_Knight Report

    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of insufferable... This guy, amiright?

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man intimidated by women says what?

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I'm independent and I've been told I'm pretty scary.

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's time men recognize the only reason humanity exists is because mothers and Grandmothers shouldered the burden of survival. It was women who burned through the hours of their lives locked in a life or death battle against disease, starvation and conflict caused by men. When men marched to war or succumbed to wanderlust, who made sure those foolish men had a home to come home too? If they ever came home again. Many didn't. Humanity would have died out long ago without the determination of women.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he doesn't realize that men's assets, accolades, and achievements also don't matter as much as their attitude, character, and behavior.

    Maeve Quigley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Women won't f**k me because they know their self worth, and I'm mad about it"

    Aaric Mullins
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Dead on. This isn't bad.

    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you’re missing the point. Women don’t go and get degrees and work their asses of to succeed just to be attractive to men

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    #77

    Man Tries To Prove He's Smarter Than Women By Saying A Random String Of Words

    Man Tries To Prove He's Smarter Than Women By Saying A Random String Of Words

    HelpMePlxoxo Report

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men have been conditioned to deaden their emotions to make them more efficient killers. Women have realized men can be more than distant, cold-eyed, psychopaths, only able to express themselves with violence. Women suffered through centuries of domestic violence because men thought they had to fight wars to prove their value. Times have changed Women don't want a smelly abusive brute as a mate.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t just talk about my emotions you f*****g arsehead. I’m sure that almost anyone can come up with a better last sentence than yours

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You apparently talk to relay neither.

    #78

    My Eyes Are Bleeding From This

    My Eyes Are Bleeding From This

    DumbledoresAtheist Report

    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *checks to see no-one is looking, picks up pencil with f***y*

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, I can even pick up an AirPod, took a lot of training though

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    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this one was “educated” in one of those abstinence only states.

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fascination with and fetishization of virginity is gross and sad.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how any of this works, you idiot.

    #79

    Is Any Man Willing To Adopt Me? I'm Responsible For Myself At The Moment Unfortunately

    Is Any Man Willing To Adopt Me? I'm Responsible For Myself At The Moment Unfortunately

    Ok_Application_5802 Report

    Christina R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a real thing in a number of middle Eastern countries. Women are not allowed out of the house without their designated male "overlord".

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strictly speaking, the man who is responsible for you is your father.

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    #80

    Interesting

    Interesting

    ask_aubry , ask_aubry Report

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Like talking to strangers" = huge red flag.

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is talking to strangers or liking to talk to them a red flag? That's literally how you make friends

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    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this account. She calls out things like this regularly and it's honestly disgusting just how much material she has to work with.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I humbly suggest some "guidelines" for playing the boyfriend card. (1) The first mention of a boyfriend (whether relevant or obviously extraneous) to a new male acquaintance informs, clarifies, and simplifies. (2) If the new male acquaintance has shown no signs of interest, a second boyfriend interjection may make you look a bit presumptuous. (3) If you have played the boyfriend card once or multiple times, do not be astonished when the male does not ask you out. I once knew a woman who could not comprehend (2) or (3).

    #81

    So I Guess Over 30 We Should Just Give Up?

    So I Guess Over 30 We Should Just Give Up?

    robotpatrols Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old chicks.... 32..... Apparently I'm ancient

    ThéviNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole thread makes me want to vomit.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...says the old dude with the receding hairline and absolutely porcine jowls.

    #82

    Childfree Women Being Unhealthy

    Childfree Women Being Unhealthy

    Halinowiec Report

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trans woman is a woman you absolute k**b.

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right! Trans women are women like me. 🩵

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am I? and why is that a bad thing? nothing wrong with trans women.

    #83

    Bro Huh?

    Bro Huh?

    OhBirb Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dude, your local pharmacy can provide you with Imodium for your verbal diarrhea.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you're not the only one. There are mothers' basements full of guys just like you.

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    #84

    “Reputable Mining Organization” On Today's Episode Of "What Inanimate Object Are Women Being Compared To"

    “Reputable Mining Organization” On Today's Episode Of "What Inanimate Object Are Women Being Compared To"

    trotski83 Report

    Madalynn Bryant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im a christian girl and i just have two words so say to this guy: F*****K Y O U

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the mining company called "Things that never happened"?

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Jokes on you, I hate myself and don't think I have any value! Suck on that!

    #85

    I See Your Post And Add To It

    I See Your Post And Add To It

    kcy_Melek , SkySportsNews Report

    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you’re in pain you shouldn’t be forced to but at the same time not everyone experiences period pains

    #86

    Here We Go

    Here We Go

    themasculinehub , themasculinehub Report

    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …There’s no “y” in “girl”

    ThéviNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he meant “your girl” –> “our girl” because she “belongs to the public.” Which is still dumb

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No female friends may mean that she has them but would be very embarrassed if they ever met you.

    #87

    All Women Have The Inherent Desire To Be A Mother. If You Disagree, You're A Demented Moralist

    All Women Have The Inherent Desire To Be A Mother. If You Disagree, You're A Demented Moralist

    jordanbpeterson Report

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthy men don't get put into comas to avoid working on their opioid addiction 🙄

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this establishes that Dr. Jordan B. Peterson should not have children - or a wife - or the keys to a car - or ...

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I hate children and my physical health is fine.

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    #88

    Apparently, That's What Being A Girl Is All About

     Apparently, That's What Being A Girl Is All About

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    slush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a joke based off of the “eat hot chip and lie” tweet i think

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crash car? Seems oddly specific

    #89

    Ah Yes, A Man Who Knows More About Women Than Women Themselves

    Ah Yes, A Man Who Knows More About Women Than Women Themselves

    BishImSleeping Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the poor spelling, incorrect syntax, lack of punctuation, and such, I'm not convinced you know your årse from a hole in the ground.

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum's a health nut and she complains about period pains more than anyone I know.

    #90

    Why Is This Even Upvoted?

    Why Is This Even Upvoted?

    Mjay_300 Report

    bi mermaid (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh huh...people like you is why we "think" the patriarchy is real and we are oppressed.

    #91

    Punish Her, Reward Her

    Punish Her, Reward Her

    achrisvet Report

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is excellent advice if we’re talking about golden retrievers.

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i say pedo you say philia!

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    #92

    What's The "Reasoning" Behind Hypocrisy Like This?

    What's The "Reasoning" Behind Hypocrisy Like This?

    _TheRealKeel_ Report

    Dee not Steve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men have devalued women since the beginning of human existence to make themselves feel that they have more value. In all honesty, we all have value regardless of gender and don’t need to belittle and hurt others in order to try and reduce our own inferiority complexes.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By your logic, all your value in society is dependent on women. You owe a debt of gratitude to every woman who has ever had casual sex with you. It shouldn't take you long to thank them.

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why tho? Explain how it works for once.

    #93

    Lady With Tattoos = Corrupt

    Lady With Tattoos = Corrupt

    thokozani.nhlapo.35 Report

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on a youtube video titled 'Sir, that's not nice, that's a crime'

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically you're stupid because you married that woman? And your daughters are corrupt so no man should marry them?

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignore all the cultures built around tattoos

    #94

    Apparently, Faithful Women Are Only With No Tattoos

    Apparently, Faithful Women Are Only With No Tattoos

    No-Loss-9758 Report

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cheating thing... wouldn't it be because the boyfriend is crappy? Or is it because that woman is destined to do it no matter how alpha the man is?

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only slept with one person, who I married, and have 8 tattoos, including one facial tattoo. he's got two sleeves, two rib pieces, two hip pieces, and one one above a knee. we've been married over a decade and together for much longer

    #95

    Huh?

    Huh?

    vamp_valmet Report

    Gabi Lawson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she looks beautiful

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    #96

    Women Cannot Be Valued For Their Career Achievements

    Women Cannot Be Valued For Their Career Achievements

    CHeartiste Report

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually true. Very true. Many male middle managers are a nightmare to work for and with.

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously don't understand how you get bedroom skills if you don't have sex with multiple people?

    #97

    Apparently, Women Are Naturally Expensive, Like An Object They Are

    Apparently, Women Are Naturally Expensive, Like An Object They Are

    RitikK22 Report

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally hate spending a ton.

    #98

    How Do These People Exist

    How Do These People Exist

    International_Land33 Report

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, being a (incel) man must be exhausting.

    #99

    This Comment

    This Comment

    KeyUpstairs2306 Report

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you’re taking two eligible females away from The Men and that’s unfair /s (This was an “argument” I encountered on Reddit once. Amazing logic 😂)

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    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. I'll marry a girl, if anyone at all

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    #100

    High Value

    High Value

    BigEdsBun Report

    Lady Miss Pie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Alpha/High Value stuff is such bs.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something? I thought boss baby was a cartoon

    #101

    Why Are Almost All The Comments Under Women's Posts On Social Media Like This? This Is Depressing

    Why Are Almost All The Comments Under Women's Posts On Social Media Like This? This Is Depressing

    Katherine_Black Report

    #102

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    ExpertAccident Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like my grade school teacher brainwashed me with the multiplication tables.

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No...... They've realized that they actually have value. They are not your servants, nor your slaves. I hope you die alone.

    #103

    This Guy Has “Seen Many” Women, But Only 15 Have Been Funny

    This Guy Has “Seen Many” Women, But Only 15 Have Been Funny

    MarfaMcfly Report

    Anna Crocker-Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make people laugh by existing. If I find out why, I'll get back to you.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I’m unsual in this aspect too? I better start creating a list of all the ways in which I’m unusual

    Madalynn Bryant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta move my bang so i can read that again 😐😑😐

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