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Young kids soak up new information like a sponge. That is why educating them is important from an early age. It’s also crucial to have your facts straight before telling them to children—some of them might never forget what they've learned from a teacher. Whether it’s right or wrong.

The AskReddit community discussed statements by their elementary school teachers that couldn’t have been further from the truth. Their examples ranged from blindly denying scientific facts to cases of plain ignorance, all of which prove two things: a) some of the information you learn as a kid sticks for years to come, and b) certain people should be taught rather than teaching.

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I had a teacher try to tell the class that Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus were the only planets known to have rings. I raised my hand and added that Jupiter had rings too, but that they were so faint they were hard to see. She vehemently denied it. When I politely (yes, really) told her that I had just seen it in a book, she gave me detention for trying to correct her in front of the class.

The next day, before class began, she approached me with an encyclopedia opened to a page about Jupiter, and apologized. She told the class I was indeed right, and that it's important to listen and learn from people even when we think we are 100% right. One of the more wholesome moments I can remember from school in my youth.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good that she checked and held her hands up to it. I can respect people like that.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That if I didn’t learn my times tables I’d wind up a broke garbage man, never learned then but I’m a garbage man who made 6 figures last year

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone Sex ed teacher in grade 7 told me that the white stuff that collects in my underwear is semen. I’m a girl.

I learned way later that it’s actually discharge and EVERY vagina does this.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That I won’t always have a calculator in my pocket. F****n liar.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I'd be just too lazy to get the phone and open the calculator app for some basic maths. Much easier and faster to do it myself.

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My name's pronunciation. 1st grade 1st day of the year we all told our names, introductions etc. My name is from a SEA country and not even that difficult to say just read differently than its spelled, its even monosyllable. My teacher screeched at me and told me it'll be pronounced the way its phonetically spelled in English which included swapping two middle letters for some reason. The other students went along with it and so did I. Even to this day I still introduce myself by that pronunciation except to people of my own race.

In university I started getting people that wanted to pronounce it correctly which was incredibly kind and they sort of pointed out how messed up it was for that teacher to decide that for me.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone People are going to offer you drugs disguised as candy at the park.. Just say no!

20 years later and I still haven’t been offered drugs at the park.

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#7

"You shouldn't write 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas' because you're X-ing out Christ."

The X is really the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter in the Greek word for Christ.

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My mom told her 1st grade teacher her favorite color was magenta. Her teacher punished her for not picking a real color, and for arguing with her about it. My great-grandma, a painter, sent my mom to school the next day with a tube of magenta paint! Not long after this my mom skipped to the second grade😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RGB system then magenta is midway between red and blue. CMYK system then magenta is a primary colour mixes with yellow and some black to create red and mixed with cyan and black to generate blue.

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1st grade math

Teacher: what's 2-1

Class: 1

Teacher: What about 1-2

Class: confused

Teacher: See, you can't subtract a smaller number from a bugger number

Me, an intellectual: Hey, wait a minute, that's negative 1

Teacher: Shush, those don't exist til third grade

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey but this is kinda funny. The teacher didn’t outright deny the existence of negative numbers, just kept all the rest of the kids from getting confused. At least, IMO. :)

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That I could avoid a nuclear blast by hiding beneath my school desk.

Silly woman. I saw a movie about this, and now I know to climb into a refrigerator instead.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, no, it only works with old refrigerators that had a thin lead linning, the new ones have insulting foam, só you may survive the blast lmao, but you Will end up dying from radiation poisoning .... ( And yes i am in fact jocking )

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone A student in my class asked why we call it the 20th century when the year was 19xx. The teacher explained that most likely that a long time ago probably in the dark ages they made a mistake in printing a calendar, but by the time it was noticed all the calendars had been made and sent out, so they just left it that way.

I heard her say this and knew it was all kinds of bull s**t, but I said nothing because I was a shy 4th grader and she was a hostile nun.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That the moon emits light, just like the sun. As a nerdy kid interested in space I told her that it’s actually reflecting the light of the sun, but she did not believe me.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone Never forget it. In 4th grade we were learning about bats. And the teacher asked the class to name as many different types of bats as we could. I raised my hand and said "Vampire Bats," and he said name only real ones please.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat)

They are real, and I knew it. But he made me feel like an a*s.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone 6th Grade

Me: But what happens when you subtract a negative number *from* a negative number

Teacher: You...can't do that

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That I couldn't have blue eyes if my mom had brown eyes. Thus began a life long obsession with genetics so I could prove her an absolute f*****g fool. Bless my mom's single recessive gene she passed to me. I missed the blonde but I'll take the blue eyes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's one we had as an example in biology class. Get one blue gene, one brown gene, your eyes are brown. Your kid will get from you either the blue or the brown and it's 50% chance on which. if both parents have one blue gene and one brown, they both have brown eyes with the 25% chance of a blue eyed kid (getting blue gene from both parents), 50% chance kid will have the one blue one brown combo with brown eyes and 25% chance the kid will have both genes for brown eyes (looks the same as the 50% chance kid, but can't have blue eyed kids, cause both the genes are brown)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband and I both have green eyes. Our oldest child has green eyes. Next pregnancy ends up twins - who have blue eyes! The chances of us having a blue eyed kid is small to start, then it ends up splitting into twins! Genetics are fun :)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teacher got it backwards. Brown eyes are a dominant trait, blue is recessive.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband and myself have dark brown hair and brown eyes. Our oldest son has blonde hair and bright blue eyes. (No, he's not the milkman's son! LOL) We both have grandparents with blonde hair and blue eyes.

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Gin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum's were very dark brown - so dark you couldn't see the pupil. My dad's that icy vivid blue. They had 4 children with the following eye colours: Green, Hazel, a greyer green, Amber. We had lots of joke about the milkman as well as our hair was red, mid brown, blonde, dark brown.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God this sent my family into a spin! Back in secondary school we learnt in biology the percentage chance of parent A having X colour eyes and parent B etc etc and they asked around the class and I explained my mum has blue and my dad has green and the teacher said but you have brown eyes so that can’t be right! Went home asking them to just admit I was adopted! My mum still denies to this day that I am adopted.. I now believe her but the damage that teacher did to my security was crazy! Just an FYI, I got colouring from my Grandad so that’s where the dark brown eyes came from

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eye colour is more complicated than the 2 allele system taught in high school. I always explain this as a teacher to stop stuff like this happening. There's some great articles online about how eye colours actually inherited. I'm sorry this happened to you

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember those Mendelian charts. Don’t forget your dad’s recessive genes (plural) if his eyes were blue, or gene (singular) if they were brown.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was alway fascinated with genetics as a kid because of how different my two siblings and I look; we all have different color eyes, skin tone, different hair texture and color. None of us are the same as my mom and I'm the closest to my dad with both dark eyes and dark curly hair but my skin tone is significantly lighter than his (some peopledidnt believehe was biological dad). My mom was an anomaly too because she was 1 of 9 siblings and the only one with green eyes while everyone else had blue.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the bloody hell did this dipshit become a biology teacher?! I had two great science teachers in middle school and high school who knew their s**t when it came to genetics and they even taught me about eye colour too. I want this r****d to be fired from his teaching job

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have brown eyes and my kids have blue eyes. So there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is possible for two blue eyed parents to have a brown eyed kid, due to gene mutations healing the broken gene, but more common to have two brown eyed parents have a blue(or green) eyed kid due to passing of recessive genes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Punnet squares are easy, fun and tell all traits. I'm blue eyed, blond haired, pale pink Scottish/Portuguese/Dutch CANADIAN eh. My sibling has dark brown eyes, dark brown hair and red skin. My mum had dark brown eyes, black hair and red skin. My dad had blue eyes, blond haircand pale pink skin. I was 3 when my dad passed and when I was 7 I asked my mum if I was adopted. It was in nursing I learned about genetics and Gregor Mendel using peas to explore traits and characteristics we see in humans. I realized my mum did not lie to me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddaughter has vivid blue eyes. Both mum and dad have brown ? No my daughter did not cheat.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one parent with light eyes and one with brown, each of my parents has the same. My parents are each one of 4, with three siblings with light eyes each. My dad is the only one with brown eyes, along with his father, and my mom's mother. I have light eyes and my sister has brown eyes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both me and my ex has Dark Brown hair and Dark Brown eyes. Our Boys has blonde hair and green eyes and red hair and blue eyes. My now husband has blonde hair and Grey eyes and our kids all have Brown hair and Brown eyes.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, same here. Only one in my family who has them blue peepers. Pretty boring blue-grey mush kind of colour, but those are genetics and it’s just eye colour.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like how people say twins skip a generation. My grandfather was a twin, my grandmother miscarried twins, my mom miscarried twins, 2 of my cousins from my mom's sister are fraternal twins and another cousin from a different of mom's sister has 2 sets of twins

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just read an article stating that every person with blues eyes can trace their genetic history to a single common ancestor; that they have that same genetic mutation in the exact same spot in the genetic sequence. Interesting.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents have blue eyes. Mine are hazel. Boy do I get some weird looks. LOL

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this dude going to sit here and tell me I can't have this color eye if my mom has that color eye??? Like I don't look at me and my mom everyday. Literal proof babe. Also, pick up a biology book. Ugh, some people.🙄

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

genetics are weird. My mom has blue eyes, dad has brown. I have mostly green eyes (a bit of blue in them) and my sister has blue.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because my husband has brown eyes and is Hispanic, none of my kids will have blue eyes. Well, it’s actually a 1/4 shot and we have 4 kids, and one has blue eyes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somewhere in your husband's family, someone has the recessive gene for blue eyes that was eventually passed on to him. That's the only reason one of your children has blue eyes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm blonde and blue-eyed. Trust me, you actually aren't missing much.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife has blue eyes, I have brown, my son has blue. It's because my dad's eyes are blue, I got the recessive to pass to my kids.

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Science teacher in 4th grade told us it takes food 45 minutes to get to your stomach after swallowing. Spent an entire class period on it.

He handed us each a piece of cereal to eat at the beginning of class. Halfway through (some 20 minutes later), we had to point to where it likely was in our system. The correct answer, according to him, was somewhere right above our collarbone.

Years later, a bite of too-hot oatmeal told me he was an idiot in all of about four seconds.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the teacher meant that's how long food stays in the stomach? 45 min is still lower than I was taught but much closer to fact than what OP heard from them

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I got sent to the principal's office for using the word "plethora." The teacher thought it was a swear word. So did the principal.

EDIT: For those asking about a dictionary, yes, they looked it up. And there is some obscure, arcane definition that means a swelling of a body part. This, of course, is the only definition my teacher knew, not the extremely common one.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That there was no such thing as a black flower. She put a big X through my painting.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That Lincoln was the first American president. I told her she was wrong, it was Washington, and she snapped, saying ‘well why do you know so much about American politics it is pathetic.’ And all the other kids in my class started making fun of me for being stupid.

Reasons why I hate rural Canada.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the first 15 leaders of American are completely irrelevant. LiNcOlN wAs ThE fIrSt PrEsIdEnT!! /s

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Not a teacher but the principal. When I reported one of the school bullies for physically attacking me (plenty of obvious proof), he put the blame on ME, & told me to "grow up". Spineless worm!

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone "The higher you go up on a mountain the hotter it gets because you're getting closer to the sun" - my 5th grade teacher

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That in a court of law we are guilty until proven innocent. She confidently told us that multiple times, pretty sure she got it backwards

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

O.o It being the other way around is a fundamental human right and a cornerstone of democracy...

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I had a primary school teacher ask the class how many hours were in a day. I proudly put up my hand and said '24'. She said no. So someone else said 12. She said no.

Her answer was 8. There are 8 hours in a say. I still don't know whether she was trying to ask about a work/school day, but asking 8 yr olds doesn't really clarify that, especially when she said in a day.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone Before the blood touches oxygen, it is blue

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"You'll never be successful at anything you do."

Adjusted for inflation, I probably make 3 times her salary.

F**k you Mrs G.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I had a religion teacher tell us that humans evolved simultaneously across the world at the same time. This was proof of a "miracle." I insisted we all came from Africa and then spread out.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the argument that we evolved separately is to try prove we're different species and therefore race is real. not surprising from a religious person.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I remember an elementary school teacher warning us to not accept apples on Halloween, cuz some people put razorblades in them. I mean, wouldnt you see the big fat cut on the apple?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be some seriously commited people out there, growing apples around a razorblade in prep for Halloween 😂

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone I was told in no uncertain terms that the match in shape between Africa and South America was coincidental.


*edit* That is to say: The match between the Western coastline of Africa and the Eastern coastline of South America.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed this in kindergarten and pointed it out... If a 5 yearold can figure this out, so can a teacher. Unless she's a young earth creationist. Guessing from these being american posts, I'm going with young earther.

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30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone That when you get to middle school and high school, the teachers won’t constantly remind you of assignments that are approaching their due dates, or hunt you down for missing assignments

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little my 1st grade teacher told we would only be allowed to sit a certain way in 2nd grade so we should practice sitting “criss cross applesauce”. Yeah, second grade teacher didn’t care

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Not many people know this but the USA bombed Pearl Harbour.

We’re Canadian, but still, an adult should know better.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Destroy your own military base as a world war is raging around you. Completely logical. Edit: I know that sometimes military bases are destroyed on purpose (but usually when they are retreating)

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