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Learning never stops. If you thought that school and college were going to be the end of your education, then you’ve got it wrong, Pandas. If we approach the world with humility and curiosity, we can deepen our knowledge about so many incredible things… and come across a bunch of random and hilarious facts, too!

Jimmy Fallon, the charismatic host of The Tonight Show, recently asked his fans to share the funny things that they recently learned that blew their mind. People loved the topic and the #IWasTodayYearsOld challenge went viral. We’ve compiled the silliest and most hilarious facts they tweeted to brighten your mood. Check them out below and get ready for a good laugh.

Entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington, a former senior executive at NBCUniversal, explained to Bored Panda what humor late-night TV shows tend to focus on. He also shed the spotlight on some of the main qualities that would help someone succeed as a member of Fallon's team. Read on and check out what Mike shared with us.

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Fussy1
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mind went in a totally different direction there.

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Fallon and his team featured the very best comments on The Tonight Show. It’s a huge privilege to post something that’s so funny, the host of one of the most popular late-night TV shows in the world can’t help but mention it to his audience.

You’re making Fallon laugh. You’re making folks around the world giggle. And you've got something to mention to your friends the next time you get together. It’s a total win. Who says social media is a waste of time?

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    Entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike, from LA, told Bored Panda that late night TV humor tends to be "more topical, irreverent, and edgier than other forms of comedy."

    We were also very interested to get the expert's opinion on what qualities would help someone thrive if they were to work on Fallon's or another late-night TV show host's team. Hollywood's Ultimate Insider told us that these include creativity, flexibility, timing, writing skills, having a collaborative spirit and a good knowledge of current events, as well as the resilience to handle rejection.

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    WHAT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parrots have learned my cough and it is super annoying. I now know how the people around me feel.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one who invented this must have been a dad...

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember at my 21st birthday had a big party at the apartment complex. Dude from the other floor showed up and he was 30. Was giving him s**t for being old and showing up to a random 21yo party. I'm now over 40.

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    "Late night shows are always looking for fresh and unique ways to make people laugh. Being able to come up with new and inventive ideas for skits, segments, and jokes is a valuable skill. Late night shows are fast-paced and often require quick changes and adaptations. Being able to adapt to changes and think on your feet is important in this environment," entertainment expert Mike explained why creativity and flexibility are so valuable.

    Having a good understanding of timing and solid writing skills will help you out in the industry, too. "Late night comedy relies heavily on timing and delivery. A good sense of timing can make the difference between a joke that lands and one that falls flat," he said, adding that strong writing skills help develop and deliver jokes and sketches. "Being able to write funny and engaging content that resonates with audiences is essential."

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... maybe the doctor applied this to her neck to disable her from licking her stitches open...

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    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm... Grass blood. Smells like their death.

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    Keeping up to date with current events helps here, as these shows rely heavily on pop culture references to make jokes and create content. "Being knowledgeable about what’s happening in the world and keeping up with the latest trends can help you succeed on a late night team," Mike said.

    Meanwhile, these TV projects can't be tackled by any one person alone. It's always a team effort. So being able to work well with others, collaborate on ideas, and take feedback constructively are vital skills for success here.

    Moreover, someone who thrives in the competitive and unpredictable late night TV industry is also going to be resilient. "Being able to handle rejection and setbacks with grace and resilience is an important quality to have," the expert told Bored Panda.

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND, when teaching little kids how to remember which way to face their b’s and d’s you can draw a bed 🛏️

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    There are four main things to keep in mind if you want to improve your chances to get noticed by Fallon’s team on social media whenever he runs these kinds of challenges. First of all, your fact or story has to be interesting. It can’t be something dull. Nor should you bend the truth just to grab others’ attention online. 

    Secondly, you need to find a way to make your story shine. Think about how you phrase everything and consider what some better alternative might look like. Your tweet has to be clear, concise, and have an immediate impact! You really can’t waffle on for too long. Nor should you cut out all the emotion from your tweet and leave it bland. Find a balance between being entertaining and informative.

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. Tweet tweet little guy! And congrats to Japan for winning the WBC.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you spoke Swedish you'd have noticed this. It's Jarnveg (iron way).

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    The third thing that helps you get spotted on Twitter by Fallon and his crew is being consistent with your posting. It’s highly likely that your tweet won’t get picked up the first time that you post it. (Though if you’re one of the lucky ones who did get featured on your first try—congrats!) However, if you keep taking part in his challenges and improving your writing, sooner or later, you’re likely to get featured on The Tonight Show. In short, keep at it!

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    And finally, keep in mind that going viral on social media has a lot to do with luck. Being persistent and consistent with your tweets helps, but there are many factors that you simply can’t control. There’s a note of randomness and good fortune here that you’ll never avoid. Remember that and it might help you avoid feeling frustrated or let down if Fallon doesn’t spot your awesome writing and hilarious story.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. Story is that it dates to bakers making crescents in homage to muslim flags during a seige. I forget which seige though.

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the strawberry is not a berry, but actually a nut.

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    So long as you have an open mind, a spark of curiosity, and a willingness to be humble when you have to, there’s no problem at all if you learn some fact or other thing ‘late.’ It’s impossible to know everything about everything. So we all end up with some knowledge gaps.

    For instance, you might be a superstar at physics, math, and astronomy. But you might know embarrassingly little about biology or psychology. Our first instinct might be to hide the fact that we don’t know much about a particular subject. However, when we admit that we need to brush up on some information, that’s when we really become open to learning.

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the oven. Mine is purely for storage and doesn't get warm.

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    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are anta living inside of the lemons growing on my tree. How do you explain that?

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    It’s quite natural to care about your reputation. We’re social animals and it matters what others think of us. So, we tend to behave in a way that makes others respect and adore us. In that case, it’s obvious that we want to avoid embarrassing ourselves publicly. Say, by admitting that we might not know some basic information that pretty much everyone around us seems to know.

    People spend a lot of time and energy trying to create an ‘ideal’ version of themselves that they present to others. However, chasing this ‘perfection’ has some downsides.

    We might love others to think that we’re incredibly smart, graceful, strong, and wise, but it’s a very human thing to mess up. Everyone does it. Nobody’s perfect or immune to failure. So when someone finds out that we might not have known a basic fact—whether it’s something to do with science or history or is just a witty twist or observation—we feel embarrassed that how we’d like to be imagined doesn’t fit how others might see us.

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL I forgot I hid money up there behind the motor. Thanks, BP. ¡LOTERÍA!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that there are pyramids in Mexico!

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    One of the worst things that you can do when you feel called out or you embarrass yourself is to try and pretend that nothing has happened or get overly defensive. Running away from these feelings can morph into shame. Meanwhile, getting angry also isn’t the way to go.

    However, by embracing all of those uncomfortable feelings, you start becoming more resilient to any further embarrassment you might have to deal with in the future. What’s more, people tend to respect others who show signs of mild embarrassment and know how to laugh at their own mistakes. Whether they messed up big-time or just recently found out that there are folks out there who eat their cereal with orange juice!

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there really people that don’t know this? (That are of age and regularly drive) If so, things like this should be taught. And how to pop your hood (and unlock that magical hidden thingy I can never find). Edit: My post definitely sounds ruder than I meant it to be. We all would have to have learned this at some point and there’s no shame in not having been taught something yet. We’re all still learning every day.

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    Erin Geiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude...I had a friend that thought the same thing for years 😂😂😂

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. in the 1980s "square" meant nerdy or socially inept.

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    The Tonight Show wasn’t always hosted by Fallon. The show previously aired between 1957 and 1972, led by Jack Paar and Johnny Carson. After the show made a comeback on NBC in 2014, Fallon took the helm and is set to continue hosting it until at least 2026. Which means lots more awesome challenges to help us laugh the stress away.

    We’d love to read what recent mind-blowing and funny facts about the world you’ve learned recently, Pandas. So why not drop by the comment section to share your thoughts with all the other readers? Meanwhile, don’t forget to tell us what you think of The Tonight Show’s latest challenge!

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By blood you mean. Yes, your family tree would look a bit different if you were blood related to all your aunts and uncles. I think you’re family members might look a bit different too.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It uses openAI chatGPT which you can find by googling.

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn’t seem like the most effective position

    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you do it sitting down, with your arm in the toilet bowl? You stand up, bend over a bit, spread a cheek and clean your a.s.s. Not getting near the things in the toilet

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    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reminder - if you have a vulva, always wipe from front to back. When wiping your bum, wipe the faeces away from the vulva and urethra. This reduces the chances of bladder infections etc.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also useful for men as well, since getting it on the crown jewels isn't very hygenic either

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    MongoMarcia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to bend over. Spread them cheeks.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't extrapolate the dataset of a small handful of people onto the whole world. After all, a good number of people in the world don't use toilet paper.

    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They reckon that roughly half of people do it sitting, the other half standing, and generally each group isn't aware of the other!

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only survey was around 600 people, and found it to be 70% sitting to 30% standing. Can't really extrapolate that to the whole world either though.

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    Susan Widomski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that - wipe away from your front - which is difficult in a sitting position. ( Female's only?)

    naylene hess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wipe the bsck first then get new tp for the front cause i cant reach like that

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do people who use a bidet fit in there? Asking for a friend.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    much more efficient? You can see what you are doing, you don't have to lean forward over and over again?

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See what you're doing? Isn't it the same sitting as standing? Either way you have to twist to see anything. And why would you have to lean forward? I'm confused.

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    Susan Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta wonder how this came up in conversation…

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well a large portion of world population don’t sit on a toilet, they squat over a toilet.

    zgillet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all you sit wipers out there, I have a challenge for you. Next time you drop a deuce, do your normal sit wipe until you feel like its over. Then, stand up, bend a bit to open up, and wipe again. I GUARANTEE you there is some you missed. This is the way I wipe every time, and it never fails.

    Tracy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why my ex husbands tidy whiteys never were

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we know why there are skidmarks in their underwear.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most women don't have to worry about their private parts touching the inside of a toilet bowl and it's a lot easier to tear off toilet paper with both hands free

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that statistic is high due to 3rd world countries. I don't know anyone who does that ... and statistically, I would have to know someone ... hmmm

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standers tend to be less flexible folks.

    Oly-babe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sit & lean to the left to wipe. I always make sure the tp comes up white so I know I’m clean. I also use a baby wipe after to be extra clean. Then I use new to wipe the front. My husband stands, it may be a gender thing.

    GBJoBro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno about anyone else, but I have NEVER been able to reach going round the back. Have to lean over and reach through, no other option!

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ick. TIL that 81% of the people who routinely defecate in the open are in India.

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it in a half-stand, half-sit

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most impractical way - probably from parents wiping for them as toddlers. Bit hard to do sitting down when someone else does it for you.. LOL

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, i am afraid that does not happen in my world. Try squatting and you will see how much toilet paper you save. And how it is cleaner, by obvious reasons.

    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This weirds me out. Do they attempt to wipe through the crack? Or do they put one leg up on the toilet? Definitely doesn't seem efficient to stand but you do you.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, now I need to see the data on how the sitting/standing matches with the over/under preference for hanging the roll

    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what? I don't wish to know that! TMI and why the heck should I care how anyone wipes their bum? Does it influence my own behaviour? Should I start a riot demanding that everybody needs to wipe the healthy and clean way? Who wants to start another unnecessary war about a thing that is none of our business? Gosh darn it. Too many sneaky agitators posting controversial stuff just to start fights. I don't wanna know! ☮️

    noodle said what
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know way too much about how people in this thread wipe their butt's...

    naylene hess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i did that it would cause me to faceplant cause standing like that to wipe if way to much energy

    Bug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you find this out. Who sits around talking about how one wipes their butt?

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your friends But not the world. And I would question your friends hygiene.

    Rocky Mom
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    PurpleUnicorn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered if it was a man v woman thing, as my husband and son stand to wipe, and my daughter and I sit

    Theresa Carroll
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?!? But the cheeks close.. I have always wiped while on the toilet..

    Cassandra Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire time I'm reading these comments I'm wondering WTAF am I reading these comments. #proudsittingwiper

    T. D. Bostick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's seriously nasty. Shame on them!

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they invent the cake too? Because that cake is phenomenal.

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it really designed like that, or just works that way. Feel like it's to save material

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    Paul Macdonell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watch the video and I would disagree. Madonna reaches back constantly to her Catholic upbringing.

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    Lisa McCourt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your hobby is to watch other people do their hobbies.

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s Emmett, not Emit. 🤷‍♀️

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    Fish Fingers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much easier. Bung it in and walk away, no fiddling about!

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no surely you are not this thick? You just collect one and hold it for like 2 minutes and it melts.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's to stop kids opening them easily and overdosing.

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    Jojo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was almost terrified reading this, up until the word 'when' 🤣

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    Jojo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tried it?? 🙋🏻‍♀️

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    Anthony Kiousopoulos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese and chutneys (spicy jam) are frequently eaten together so why not cheese and sweet jam?

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    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? No we dont. I have never heard any American making this assumption

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    Spring Fisk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw an interview with the artist and he said that he did not do it on purpose

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    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Morgan. My brain went on a little journey and now I have the "Charles In Charge" theme song stuck in my head.

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    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you’re not. That’s like saying if you buy a steak you’re sharing a meal with the people that bought the other meat from tha cow.

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My signs growing up read Bridge May Be Icy. Someone spray painted an “sp” at the beginning of the last word on several of these signs.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means "the young" obviously. Source: dutch speaker.

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    Someone_from_the_Netherlands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy that stuff, the bottles are just garbage, use tap water.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually put them on horizontally, no top and bottom

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    Aedonia Nightsong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teeth are not bones. Their structure is very, very different

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO. It's a reference to closing a belt or ring of rope meet ends. Etymology. Unknown. Perhaps originally referred to the ends of rope meeting, signifying continuity and therefore security and stability. Perhaps shifting later to refer to the attempt at making money last from one pay period to the next (i.e. the ends), thereby leaving no gap or break in the availability of funds.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you didn't know jimmy=james? Wait till I tell you about Dîck, Bob, and Joe.

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't even sound the same. 'Chicken tikka' at a push.

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    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's not, "big ol' chair in a line-up?"

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    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ghost hand is freaking me out a little bit.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And did you think that Albert Einstein wasn't real because he was a theoretical physicist?

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, us folks in the real world even wear the same thing *gasp* THREE times!!!

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone else will be interested in this fact

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