I Create Quirky Monsters From Random Paint Splashes Daily

Aww I want this one...

Sooo cute

The big over sized eyes are what makes them so dang cute!

Looks like a sick Bowser lol

"I wish I had grandchildren....."

"When are you going to clean under the bed? It is a mess under there and breathing is getting a little hard".

Cute

I love this one ❤️

It's a shurtle... or is it a tureep? 😂 not so good at crossing turtles and sheep

"First!"

i kinda think its adorable

"I miss mom"

"I'm here to fix your garbage disposal ."

Meth Poster,,, After

"And then he said, "No you don't have any cavities" and I think I was over charged for the teeth cleaning".

I WANT IT

"Ouch!, I have got to stop doing that".

"Much evil. Very plan."

"I NEED MOAR. HUMAN READING THIS, GET MEH MOAR"

The Green Mile.

"My audition for the Opera was great but they said I wasn't what they were looking for ."

"Resistance is futile."

Love love love love this one

A box trolls doll.

"Hay I'm a nice guy, you just come to Uncle Bernie with your problems and I'll see what I can do to help ya."

Lays a dozen eggs a day.

"Not again! Every time we try to be alone to make love someone opens the jar"!

"Hey you forgot the splashes all around me!"

"Oh baby I Love You TOO"!

His lack of badassness disturbs me

Did you just tell ME that smoking was bad for MY health?

"I said I just wanted a trim!"

Meg Griffin?

'"The Addams are in the play room, come with me."

"You're looking at my eye aren't you"?

He saw a human though a microscope.

Grandpa where have you been?

Oh man, he sure got his neck wrung out for coming home late.

"If he waves that red thing at my once more, I'm going in for the kill".

My new shower head. The trunk moves in any direction by moving the tusk. The eye is the on and off button. Extras are soap, shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream and lotion. All legs are easy to refill, just follow the directions on the back of the package.

I inherited my great grand mother-in-laws sewing thimble and this came with it with feeding instructions. She really did love me. aaaah

El muchacho

Do you sell any of these?

"Thank you, this new jump suit fits just fine, I just wanted it to have hearts all over it".

Keep this box out of reach of all cats.

Yeah that's the guy, that sure is the guy who wanted me to have his baby and I said yes and he just ran away.

Whats a cowboy with out a horse