30 Of The Best Memes And Jokes About Hurricane Ian To Keep All The Florida Men Sane
From strong winds and rain to droughts and chilly temperatures, extreme weather events have an immense impact on all levels of society.
Natural disasters such as earthquakes, hail, heat waves, and the star of today's show, hurricanes, can take an incredible toll on our mental and physical health – and although everyone's at risk, some people continue to be more vulnerable to the potential effects, hence why it's vital to watch out for children, the elderly, folks with chronic and mental illnesses, and those who come from lower socioeconomic status.
Each of us handles difficult situations differently, so it's important to keep in mind that we're all in this together. Having said that, is there any better place to unite people than the socials?
With Hurricane Ian approaching, netizens have flooded the internet with amusing survival memes. Today, Bored Panda has gathered a couple of the finest ones that might help you keep your sanity during this anxious time.
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CBS News turned to its official Twitter account to spread the latest information regarding the tropical storm. The representatives issued a warning that came straight from the National Hurricane Center, stating that "the maximum sustained winds from Hurricane Ian increased to near 155 mph early Wednesday morning, just 2 mph shy of the threshold to be classified as a Category 5."
The hurricane made landfall as a Category 3 storm in Cuba, leaving the island in a complete blackout; however, now that it's nearing Florida, the category has skyrocketed to the most destructive type.
Oh, oh....God's waiting room is experiencing some serious winds and flooding!
It was also said that the "catastrophic storm" of 12 to 16 feet above ground level is expected to land somewhere on the southwest Florida coastline, with a heavy rainfall spreading across the Florida peninsula through Thursday.
At this very moment, Florida residents are preparing for hazardous storm surges, floods, and strong winds that will linger throughout the weekend, and while the majority of locals are already under evacuation orders, it won't hurt to remember a few safety rules that might spare you your life.
I read somewhere that the govt assesses damage by whether Waffle House are opened or closed. Edit: its wh not dennys and it is known as the Waffle House Index.
I’m amazed/horrified by the idea that FEMA actually does this
Load More Replies...I just saw a video from the Tampa Waffle House that they're closing! $hit's serious!
It's always advisable to keep a storm kit on hand with enough supplies to last your home for several days, regardless of whether you intend to leave or stay in place once the event hits.
Things like water, non-perishable foods to keep you on your feet, flashlights and extra batteries, and perhaps a battery-operated radio would also be handy in case you lose contact with the outside due to a power cut or something else. It's also crucial to pack a first-aid kit that includes your prescribed medication, as well as any necessary items for your beloved pets and babies.
This is actual data and advice used by FEMA and other weather sources.
She's not wrong! I'm along the gulf coast, so when the Waffle House closes for a storm, you know it's really bad!
The best part is, Waffle House encourages low level employees to evacuate and sends in upper level corporate people to take over. Their objective is to make sure first responders get fed.
Load More Replies...That’s actually not a joke. During Irma(our last big hurricane), they were about the only place open. There were lines out in the parking lot to get in.
I'm from Tallahassee and it's true! Our power was out for days and there was lines down everywhere, but the Waffle House was open!
When to panic 1. U see Jim contore 2 Disney closed 3 waffle House closed
Prior to the hurricane, you also need to take care of your property and protect it from any possible harm.
Any entry points of your home, such as windows and doors, are the most fragile parts that are bound to be affected during those catastrophic winds, so covering them with storm shutters or plywood can protect them from shattering. This will offer you a sense of security, as once your home gets exposed to all the wind and rain, it'll be hard to remain uninjured.
Gotta stand on the front lawn with at least two friend and holding a beer while saying that
Load More Replies...if your house is that vulnerable how are stakes gonna be enuf to hold it down?
It's about keeping the corners of the roof held down. Homes built before the current building code may be at risk for the roof sheathing being torn off. Once a little bit around the edges starts to go and the winds enter the structure you're likely to lose the whole thing. For your reference: https://www.floridabuilding.org/fbc/thecode/2020_7edition/Roofing_Fact_Sheet-2_column_format052820Final.pdf
Load More Replies...Nope, it's a hell of a restaurant chain. The employees that stay behind are pretty incredible - a lot of times, they feed rescue workers, National Guard units and anyone who didn't get out, to the best of their abilities.
Load More Replies...And then it shows up and you find out that it's rabid and vicious and it wants to stop and tear your throat out for a while.
Oh no, it's coming......Saturday. Guess I still have to go to work today (Monday)
This looks like the typeface used in a game show and I can’t put my finger on which one.
Another common tip is to surround your home with sandbags to protect it from floods. Additionally, most of us have at some point watched a few viral videos of objects flying around on social media, so it's important to secure anything that could be swept up by those hurricane-force winds. Trim your trees, remove your kids' trampoline, and don't forget about your potted plants either.
And it's sooo much worse right after a hurricane blows through. Some reason it's not just hot and sticky, it's like brimstone and pancake syrup.
Yes! A tree can b on the house but as long as the ac is working it will b fine.
Happened in NC after Fran - hotter than hades and more humid than imaginable. It was miserable for days and days.
Ok sorry, 79% humidity. If feels like walking in hot soup.
Load More Replies...What is the connection between spaghetti and the hurricane?
Load More Replies...if it was hurricane iris or smth, this meme wouldn't be here.
My son’s name is Ian. We’ve been enjoying calling him a hurricane lately. Also his dead-beat bio-dad lives in florida so that’s hilarious.
Pretty sure this is Hurricane Ike from back in my grad school days, but still a man!
Mother Nature is striking again, so be smart and remember that safety is our number one priority! Keep your loved ones close, and for now, we hope that you've enjoyed this chucklesome collection of survival memes and jokes.
Waffle House is the US Marines of fast food: they're the last to close and the first to open. HARD CORE!
I learned earlier this morning that FEMA uses waffle house as a disaster indicator. https://www.fema.gov/blog/its-little-piece-normal
Load More Replies...I was on the Gulf Coast recently and was told that the city I was in has a Waffle House Factor when determining whether or not to call for an evacuation. They said that when Waffle House closes, it is serious enough to call for a mandatory evac and suspend emergency services.
You have a Tom Terry? We had a weatherman retire recently named Tom Sherry! I think he's retired anyway. I could be wrong. I don't watch the news anymore.
What version of the English Language is this? For instance what add "even" to 'I don't care'
Take care in throwing those stones in your glass house, there.
Load More Replies...All water has salt in it. Bottled water has less salt than tap water because it's purified first then re added.
Load More Replies...Why do they need to buy bottled water? Buy the bottles and put your tap water in it!
Some people have no empty gallon containers in a pinch.
Load More Replies...I didn’t buy any water. Water from my tap is fine. I just filled up a few gallon jugs with it and called it a day. I’m in Clearwater. We aren’t getting the brunt of it as was initially projected. It was thought to be a direct hit to Tampa Bay. Fort Myers is getting rocked as I type this.
I could not drink it while going through chemo. I had never realized water could taste so bad.
🎶It's the home of the brave and the land of the free / Where the less you know, the better off you'll be🎶
Load More Replies...Well, Stephen, when DART hit the asteroid it had about 10 megajoules (1x10^7) of kinetic energy. A hurricane can have a daily output of 1x10^19 joules, so there is a matter of scale to consider here.
I seem to remember trump Wanting to drop a Nuke in one...
Load More Replies...I know but he look like he's about to say weeeee!
Load More Replies...I have one friend suggesting a hurricane orgy since everyone has alcohol and it will b to hit for clothes with the power out
Having experienced Francis, Jean, Wilma, Michael, and the last one that I can not remember the name, might have been Maria, Florida suggestions are correct, more Alcohol, oh and a BBQ, cuz there will be no power and all that meat you bought on sale is going to spoil. My Hurricane parties were always afterwards, Community BBQ (bring your own meat) and Alcohol!
And when they join the sharks it will be the end for us all!
Load More Replies...That's so clever! (For those that don't know, the smaller cakes are representing hurricanes)
Why is there a strand reaching across the Northwest? Is that foreshadowing?
Seriously, don’t do this. Not only do you put the lives of first responders and recuse workers at risk, but the last thing locals are concerned about are thrill seekers who were too stupid to evacuate. They will not come and get you, they can’t. A rescue becomes a recovery after the storm.
bro, its a joke. We agree with you but it is a joke
Load More Replies...Here in Upstate New York, we have the same issue. Except with snow. "Grab a six-pack and stay home."
Don't you hate it when you stock up and then the storm misses you by maybe one county? I hate when that happens, I really do.
Load More Replies...No need for concern until it hits cat 3. Then you pull the car n the garage
Well, it's almost a cat 5 now, and even SpongeBob is getting out.
Load More Replies...How can they not be scared, after what happened in Puerto Rico with Maria where they were months without power and 3000 people died?
It's a Florida thing. Kind of like the British "stiff upper lip" thing. Or like growing up in the Midwest, and being used to tornadoes.
Load More Replies...All you need to take away from this is simple...Waffle house is closed. We're all doomed.
President Biden says the way to prepare for a hurricane is to get vaccinated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0oI4gx0S2A
after it makes landfall, it will quickly degrade down to a Cat 1... Where I live on the Gulf Coast, we call this "a good yard-soakin' rain". They don't even cancel the h.s. football games if it comes in on Friday nite as a Cat 1.
All you need to take away from this is simple...Waffle house is closed. We're all doomed.
President Biden says the way to prepare for a hurricane is to get vaccinated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0oI4gx0S2A
after it makes landfall, it will quickly degrade down to a Cat 1... Where I live on the Gulf Coast, we call this "a good yard-soakin' rain". They don't even cancel the h.s. football games if it comes in on Friday nite as a Cat 1.
