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30 Luxury Resort Employees Reveal The Most Shocking Secrets And Stories
When you go on vacation, all you want is to take your mind off things. The work, the problems, the what ifs, and what nows. Hotels and resorts feel like a safe place, and how could they not be?
But the staff members of holiday facilities see everything that happens here under a magnifying glass. The people that come in and out, the drama that happens, the secrets that are supposed to stay there, the good and the ugly.
So today we looked at various Reddit threads to find out exactly what crazy, weird, and insane things sometimes happen behind closed hotel doors that visitors have little clue about.
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#1
My mom was a hotel general manager and I basically grew up in hotels.
The worst was a man who hung himself in the hotel room. On Christmas Eve. He'd driven through the night to see his kids for Christmas, and his ex wouldn't let him see them. So he went back to his hotel room and hung himself.
My mom is still traumatized over finding his body. After that, she organized a party in the hotel lobby for every Christmas eve and always invited all the guests, to try to get people out of their rooms and lift their spirits if they were spending Christmas in the hotel.
Mark Fergel 2 years ago
I have a friend that has worked at those extended stay hotels. The ones where people live there for weeks/months. She told me this happens more than you think.
The Starsong Princess 2 years ago
Probably like she made the right decision. It may have been his intention to take the rest of the family with him. Or he may have traumatized his children further. The ex did not cause him to commit suicide and she may have had perfectly good reasons to keep him away.
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Sidhe 2 years ago
Pictures are hung, people are hanged. I know it sounds extremely weird, but that's the grammar rule. Its basically the only grammatical pet peeve I have :D Drives me nuts. And yes, brilliant idea!
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
People can also be well hung, but that's completely different and also wildly inappropriate in this context. Don't mean to be insensitive or disrespectful towards the original post of course
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Lyone Fein 2 years ago
I hate it when divorced people use their children as weapons to hurt each other. My parents did that to us and it completely destroyed our sibling relationship.
D Peterson 2 years ago
I knew a woman, partner of a friend, who committed suicide in a hotel room. She left a note for whoever found her, apologizing. I realize the note didn't actually help the person who found her but I was surprised her final thoughts were for a stranger.
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#2
I worked front desk and when anyone calls 911 from any room it notifies me. I called the room and a young boy picked up and was sobbing. He told me his dad hit him and he was scared. I told him to come down to the front desk and I would hide him until the police got there. His nose was bledding and face swollen, he had to be about twelve and I hid him in the GM' s office. The father came down looking for him and and I lied and said I had not seen any kids. The police handled it after that.
Another time a woman came in using her credit card buwould not check in until I promised I would not tell her husband she was there. She said he would hurt her if he found her. He must have found the hotel on his bank statement and called over and over again asking for a woman by her name and I just said we had no one by that name. Hotels can be intense places to work...
Caro Caro 2 years ago
Thank you so much for protecting these poor people. Abuse is a nightmare; you did the right thing by calling the cops and protecting them.
David H 2 years ago
For the second one, in the US, they legally cannot tell someone who calls if a person is staying there or not, unless the person specifically requests with a room number and other confirmation information. I learned this from people in the industry
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I used to work the night audit in a business/convention hotel. We were lucky. Our overnight security were all off duty cops. Anyway, in the wee hours of the morning, this really scared looking woman, who was a hotel guest, came in the front door and asked me to call the police. She had been to the little convenience store across the street to get some snacks, and was followed back by two men, so she came to the most well lighted place that was open—-the hotel lobby/front desk. People who do shady s**t like that to anybody, but especially someone who would most likely not be able to fight them off. really REALLY p**s me off, and my protective instincts kicked in. I did what anyone who understands the full danger of her situation would do; I told her to come around to the locked door to the back office, and I would let her in, so she would be out of sight from both outside the building and in the lobby, in case the two stalkers dare to come into my goddamn hotel (woe be it to them if they did—-I was ROYALLY pissed off at them). Then I got on the walkie-talkie to our off duty cop security and asked them to come to the front desk. Took him a few minutes to get there, because he said he had to have two suspicious looking men taken off the property by one of his on duty colleagues, because they were trying to get into the rooms area through the emergency door. Needless to say, they were the same two guys that followed her. It’s possible that, had they gained access, they would’ve cornered people, plus try hotel room doors to see if any would open. The poor woman not only got to file a police report, but also was escorted back to her door by the same police officer. I know that my hiding her and calling security, plus the off duty cop not only already having arrested her stalkers, then escorting her back to her room, made her feel safe again. She was also nice enough to leave a glowing review about it for the cop and I with our GM the next morning.
Raelene Christie 2 years ago
I really hope both of those people had the help they needed. Children should never go through things like that. And I know how much it effects you when you are afraid of your partner. I'm lucky I found the perfect husband second time round and am eternally grateful, I have a degenerative condition and my first husband accused me of gaming my pain and would humiliate me by telling even strangers there's nothing wrong with me
CP 2 years ago (edited)
I just want to start by saying I don't doubt this story, but wouldn't it be crazy if the woman used this story for ulterior motives. Like if the husband wanted to find her because she cleaned out the bank accounts and ran off with a lover. I just always think these little snippets of stories could be out of context.
ChickyChicky 2 years ago
That may be true, but in one story, the woman has a good chance of dying. In the other, she could be prosecuted.
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James Arvidson 2 years ago
I'll connect you to a requested room number. But if you ask for a person, I have no one registered under that name.
thepinkrobot 2 years ago
I work in a hotel and we are not allowed to give ANYONE any room number for any reason. It's bc of safety. We have to take a human trafficking and domestic violence course and get certified as well.
#3
I was on a cruise to the Bahamas when I came across an unlocked piano.
Sat down and made +$100 in tips before being chased away by an angry pianist.
We_Are_Watching_You 2 years ago
100+ TIPS?!!!!!! The pianist should tell you to be their partner!
Mel Colley 2 years ago
He basically stole the pianist wages. It would have been cool if he passed the money to him.
#4
I used to work part-time at a ski resort. One of the co-workers, Jack, used to spread a rumor of the headless skier. It was a hit spot for tourists, so there was always new people coming in and out, and he would always drop a subtle comment about him. Most people would have a laugh at it, sometimes it would freak the kids out, but most people just took it as a joke. This went on for a while, but Jack wanted to up his game. He was a decent skier himself, so he started wearing an oversized turtleneck sweater to cover up his head, and would ski around outside the resort at night (quick warning, don't try this, he crashed more than once), anyway, it was a hoot. One night he was doing his usual routine, skiing around as the headless skier, but he hit a slope a bit too hard and lost control. There was nothing we could do, he was going too fast. At the bottom of the slope was a small building which was currently in renovation, so there was a heap of construction equipment laying around. Jack came to a stop as the pipe collided with his head, decapitating him instantly. (Kidding), He came slowly and safely to a stop, but now we have the origin of how the headless skier lost his head
Marcellus II 2 years ago
I'm a bit puzzled here --- normally in an obviously-relevant (old age, disease) context BP censors "die" with "[unalived]" etc; while here there's a totally unnecessary and gruesome way to go, uncensored? Unnecessary as in, it didn't happen.
AJay 2 years ago
I'm a bit confused, did Jack get his head knocked off and die, or did it just knock the turtleneck and Jack is fine?
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Nothing happened, he skied towards the danger and "came slowly and safely to a stop".
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PinkLadyEmpress 2 years ago (edited)
Godd*mn it!! You had me up until the ‘kidding’ part !!! 😂😂
#5
I worked at a seven story hotel in Illinois and one night a man tried to climb out a 7th story window to the roof, a real daredevil. He fell to his death and the scene that followed was one of the most WTF moments of my life, and really changed my perception of people in general. It turned out that while climbing out the window his girlfriend tickled him, causing him to fall. Later, when outside, she screamed that over and over, "I didn't mean to make him fall, I was only tickling him." I thought she would die just crying. In their panic, the 4 remaining people in the room took the elevator to the basement, instead of the ground floor and proceeded to punch holes in the wall because they were so stoned and wasted they couldn't find their way out. One got out but the rest were down there for over an hour. When the woman finally got outside, where I headed after calling the police, she literally clawed at me and begged me to do CPR in spite of a gusher of blood coming out of his mouth, he was obviously done. It was a confusing and chaotic night after that, I was the manager on duty and so I was the one who let the police into the room. I watched the police chaplain gather up all the drugs and paraphernalia into a shopping bag, and he did a thorough search, too. There was tons of it, more drugs than I have ever seen before or since. It took hours to clean everything up and the last thing to happen was the fire department hosing the blood away. What was so WTF that changed my view on people? The official police report stated that drugs were suspected to play a role but none were found in the room. It was just stated that man fancied himself a daredevil and others in the room didn't notice he was gone for several minutes. All total lies. I'll never believe another police report as long as I live. I'll never believe another news story, even a small one. What happened and what was reported were so different I wondered if something had happened at another hotel the same night. So, not a fun, funny story, but one of the most WTF nights of my life. Edited to add: No, I was never interviewed by the police other than giving them the information given at check in, and no, was never interviewed by a reporter. I even called the paper a few days later and asked if they were interested in what really happened, they were sort of "meh" and never got back to me. What a disconnect from reality. This was just a small incident in a huge city, now when I see major stories on major news sites I can't help to think the misinformation must increase exponentially.
Hooked 2 years ago
Maybe (one of) the people in that room were well connected and the rug that was put over the incident was very very big...
Seabeast 2 years ago
Yup. Rich parents, no doubt, who paid to have it hushed up.
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Allison B 2 years ago
I feel bad for the girlfriend. I mean yes tickling him when he was climbing out a 7th floor window was a very bad idea but if they were all wasted and on drugs then that would explain it. However it must be horrible for her to live with the guilt she must feel.
EMRS 2 years ago
Just a "bad idea"? C'mon. There is consequences to your actions. Always.
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Persephone 2 years ago
I feel like this should be higher.... not making a pun, this is messed up.
Valaun 2 years ago
I have never seen an accurate news report that I knew the details of first hand. It has been that way since the 80s for sure and probably much longer. Even small stories get messed up. My dad and my wife were involved involved in an auto accident where the car went under a semi truck. Real simple story. Man driving and a man and woman were in an accident. 3 news stations covered it and everyone was wrong. Either about how many people were involved, the sex of people involved, who was driving. It is crazy. The problem is laziness. The news people talked to an officer and took whatever was said and ran with it. 3 different reporter's talking to different cops and get different stories. And this is the norm. I have been involved with or have firsthand knowledge of 5 stories that made the news. Not one has ever been even close to accurate in their details.
Maltaros 2 years ago
To be fair, if you are relying on eyewitness accounts it is always going to be faulty. It's been proven that if you ask four different people about an incident they all saw you will get four very different stories.
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Monica Sargent 2 years ago
It's funny how people consider themselves intellectuals and devore all the news they can.
#6
I worked with a woman who was the head of housekeeping for a large hotel in the area who told me this story..
There was this woman and her daughter who were local but checked in the hotel for a few days. One of the housekeepers comes to service the room one morning while the mom is outside by the pool. The housekeeper walks in and finds the girl in bed with blood everywhere.
Turns out the girl came to town to have an abortion and mom needed to hide it from dad. The girl started hemorrhaging in her sleep(while mom was already outside the room) and the housekeeper actually found her in time to save her life.
The housekeeper was too distraught after all was said and done to clean the room(I can't remember if she quit).. another housekeeper was brought in to finish.
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
This is why we need safe abortions. At least this one sounds shady, I don't have a lot of details to go on by
jdtimid123 2 years ago
Its possible. Then again, sometimes things happen unexpectedly in reputable facilities too. But yeah, there's no point in outlawing abortion. People are still going to find a way if they really want one, and a lot of times it's gonna end up being a story like this, except the mother either won't be found in time, or will end up facing criminal charges once she's recovered.
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Jane Cortez 2 years ago
Far too many reasons to list. The state does not have jurisdiction over a woman’s reproductive rights. This is solely about increasing the population through birth rates.
Anna Heath 2 years ago
I don’t know when this was, but blood is a biohazard,. Special people would have been called in the clean .
#7
My uncle works at a very upscale restaurant on a very well-to-do and desirable vacation island in the Atlantic Ocean. One of their regular customers is a billionaire oil guy. My uncle has told me that this guy always arrives on a yacht that tows a smaller yacht, and the smaller yacht is still big enough to have a helicopter. He also demands to have his dogs seated at the table with him, where he feeds them foie gras and expensive water. One time, the resort owner got a call from health inspectors saying they'd received a complaint that dogs were seen eating in the restaurant. All the owner did was say the billionaire's name and the health inspector just responded, 'Oh okay, bye.'
Luna Crow 2 years ago
If you've got enough money, the law can't touch you. It's gross.
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Karl Baxter 2 years ago
I worked in a high end restaurant years ago and we had one customer who was always trying to push the envelope as to how spending lots of money would make us tolerate his behaviour. He would buy the most expensive dishes accompanied by the most expensive wines (his lunch bill would regularly exceed £500). He started by smoking joints at his table so the maitre d put him at a table below the extractor fan. So far so good. Next time, he brought a lady friend with him (read “high class call girl”) with whom he would engage in heavy petting under the table so we placed a large potted plant to hide this from the other customers. The line was crossed one day (literally and figuratively) when he started chopping out rails of coke on his table. No amount of spending let him get away with that - esp. in the early 1990s so, despite considerably enriching the restaurant owner, he was barred. Just shows how entitled money can make some people.
Xenia Harley 2 years ago
That's not even healthy for the dog, if that's the regular diet. Dogs are omnivores and some veggies are good for them.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
The foie gras just screamed at me. Why do people eat this stuff knowing the geese are being force fed and abused. But to buy it and give it….to a dog ? God that can’t be healthy for the doggo.
Kennethbush 2 years ago
I don’t see the problem. The guy probably spends a ton of money there, throws around $100 tips like candy, could buy out his own private dining area. A couple of dogs at his table isn’t an issue
James Crosbie 2 years ago
YEs, the very idea of a billionaire is disgusting. But let's not imagine that there aren't hundreds of people enabling these goons all the time. Every manager and establishment that caters to the unhinged whims of these maniacs only reinforces their exception to the rules. And what is their motivation for allowing themselves to be walked all over like this? Same as the billionaire: greed. They cater to the ultra rich's sick fantasies of privilege because they don't want to lose out on the payday. Their just as greedy as the ultra rich, just less successful. The entire system is off balance and corrupt. We ALL need to stop enabling these billionaire sickos, tax the yachts out of them and establish a system the discourages the hoarding of wealth and life-enabling resources.
James Crosbie 2 years ago
yes. yes. they're, not their. I can't go on with my life without fixing that.
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I worked in a hotel briefly and while i didn't see it (thankfully) i heard about this the next day: Owner was a d**k. Hotel was in an amazing location, and built to great standards, but he let the entire building languish for decades. It's like if someone took a hundred year old, 4 star hotel and turned it into a highway rest stop. This f*****g guy was all about the money. Cheap as s**t. single ply TP, discount pool chemicals, cheap as s**t soap, all sorts of hidden fees and overpriced room service. one day, a teenage girl is working the counter. it's her first week, and she's just ecstatic to be at the desk. dude comes in and rents the penthouse suite for the night. He's alone, but he seems nice and his card clears, so whatever. Later into the evening she's getting ready to leave when *SMACK* The dude jumped from the penthouse balcony and landed ten yards from her desk in the parking lot. Obviously, she's beside herself, having just witnessed a man leap to his death and hit the ground like a sack of tomatoes. As the housekeepers try to console her, The owner walks in a huff. He looks at the shellshocked teenager and the corpse in the parking lot and his first words are: **Well, Did he pay upfront?**
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
Yep, i thought to myself i could imagine Basil Fawlty saying something like that... but in real life it's beyond disgusting
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Tell the owner the cops want a reenactment of the suicide, and have asked for him to play the guy who jumped—-and to make it as realistic as possible.
Satan Laughs 2 years ago
I can’t possibly be the only one nervously laughing at that reply… you can’t write that, folks!
#9
Top three:
1. Painted landscapes across three of the four walls. In s**t. Surprisingly talented.
2. Used condoms placed over every light bulb in the room. Discovered when the condoms started to burn.
3. Had an employee give out the wrong keys to a room. Parents gave the keys to small children. They ran ahead and opened the door. Inside was a couple performing bdsm, complete with ball gag and crop.
The Other Guest 2 years ago
While I agree #3 is totally the hotel's fault (and a smattering of bad luck that the wrong keys opened that particular room), this is a great time to remind people to use the inside bolt that most hotel rooms have. Or bring an Addalock with you.
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Alicia M 2 years ago
I had a hotel in Ohio give me the wrong keys once. They gave me the keys to a room already occupied. Fortunately, the guests were not doing anything when me and my young son walked in. It was a bit awkward. We apologized, went to the front desk and got another room. How can you not know when your rooms are already occupied? Renting rooms is your whole job.
Xenia Harley 2 years ago
When I drove cross country with my son and two dogs, (USA) and the hotel manager got the rooms wrong and walked into the hotel room. My two dogs ran to greet him and he about peed his pants! He was not expecting it at. all! We mostly camped, but stayed a pet friendly hotel rooms for a break.
#10
I worked front desk at a hotel and one guy brought in a mini-propane grill and started grilling chicken in his room.
We found out when the whole hall started to smell delicious. Unfortunately we had to make him stop.
Elmaur 2 years ago
My dad did something similar when working away from home during winter. He brought a slowcooker with him. Motel had policy against cooking in rooms "Are you cooking in your room?" "Dang... yeah. I suppose you want me to stop" "I don't care about that rule. But can I have a bowl please as I've been smelling it for 6 hours"
#11
The housekeeping staff at the hotel I used to work at would put all the dildo's they found in a box. It was a tradition to wrap the box and give it to the boss (female) at the Christmas party.
zak 2 years ago
There isn't enough bleach on the planet to sanitize an unknown stranger's sex toys.
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lubbaDubDub 2 years ago
I worked at a porno theater/ strip club with an adult toy store when I was a homeless teenager. Nobody wanted to "clean" the theater so i had to. At 2am we would clear the theater, turn on the lights, and i would walk the aisles with a trash bag picking up everything from magazines to blow up dolls. After a good cleaning, back on the shelf they would go. I was paid 6 dollars an hour (twice minimum wage!) But made a couple hundred dollars a night from the disgusting cleanup. Saved me from starving and was able to rent a room and not live in tbe woods after that.
Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago (edited)
An upvote for saying "give" instead of "gift." Now, about that apostrophe abuse... ;-)
#12
Not a big thing but something I will always remember.
I worked as a housekeeper in a four star hotel. It was quite an expensive place and we often had rich guests from the Middle East (this is relevant). The hotel, of course, had a spa area, and it was my duty to close this area around 10PM, meaning to shoo the last guests out of the pool and sauna, clean everything and close it.
One time I went to see if there were any guests still in the sauna, and when I opened the door there was a woman and man (I assume they were husband and wife) sitting inside - he was naked, only with a towel around his waist, and she was *fully veiled*, wearing a head-to-toe chador, inside a 90°C sauna.
Needless to say I was surprised. I don't care about religious clothing rules, to each his own I guess, but sitting *inside a sauna* fully veiled surely made me raise my eyebrows a little.
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
I'm feeling so sorry for this woman. Letting her sit in a 90°C sauna in head to toe covering could be very dangerous for her
Kharyss 2 years ago
I live in the Middle East. Temperatures here hit 130 degrees with 90% plus humidity during the summer. She was probably just feeling a little chilly and homesick.
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EmBree 2 years ago
Reminds me of an oddly beautiful thing I once witnessed. It was a hot day and I took the kids to the beach. It was full of people of course. Then a Muslim couple arrived, both covered in clothes from top to toe, her wearing a veil too. He had a seat in the shade and kept an eye on her as she went down to the water and dipped her toes. I admit I stereotyped the whole situation. Poor woman not being able to bathe on a hot day. Well, I was wrong. She went back to her husband, took her clothes and veil off, and went swimming in her bikini. Her choice.
Cat servant 2 years ago
Temperature is off. 90 degrees C is hot enough to cause serious burns. I would believe 90 degrees F.
Phara from Flanders 2 years ago
when dry air, 90C is possible as a sauna. 90F is not even close to "sauna" temperature.
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Kristal 2 years ago
... no, the people that put people's lives in danger, kill people, and/or do other illegal activities in the name of God should be banned from society. Religion, any religion, can truly help people. As long as humans are alive, there will always be some kind of religious belief.
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#13
Nothing too outlandish, but when I was in highschool I worked for a Super 8 in a small town in Wisconsin. People came from all over during hunting season and the S8 was pretty much the only place around.
I entered a room and was assaulted by a terrible rooting meat smell. I checked all the trash, nothing. As I started taking down the bed, I made the mistake of flapping the knot of blankets and sheets to try to separate them. A turkey carcass flew up out of the mangled bedding and smashed into my face. As putrid, stinking, slimy, turkey juices dripped down my face I threw up all over the bed and ran into the shower and turned it on to rinse.
I quit that day.
#14
Since there aren't many replies, I have a few I guess. I'm front desk in a hotel. My favorite was when I wasn't working (I actually just got off my shift) when a large wedding party came back late at night absolutely trashed and eventually they all went to their rooms. A while later, the current desk person gets a call to the 4th floor immediately.
Turns out, one woman's boyfriend locked her drunk a*s out of the room...completely naked. Not one to complain, she decided to sleep it off on the couches we put in the elevator areas on each floor. Still naked. My coworker went and put a blanket on her and she woke up and said she was going to sue. She peed on the couch and threw up on it, but eventually got back into her room. The next morning she was so embarrassed she ran past the front desk to leave.
Kitty 🥀 2 years ago
Yeah, seriously! So far you’re the only person to mention the guy. What kind of jack@ss locks his naked gf outside their hotel room?
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How is it acceptable to leave a naked woman intoxicated to the point of impairment in a public space? She's defenseless if someone tries to mess with her. And a hotel employee noticing this but not really helping her regain access to her possessions or to alternate shelter seems unwise for a business to do as far as mitigating risks
#15
I wasn't the housekeeper but I was the Front Desk Manager at a nearby hotel... Walked into work one January morning at 6:50am, like usual. The gentleman who was our night auditor told me that he was happy to see me because he was about to call the police. I asked why and that is when the most unusual, strange, and frightening experience I've ever had while working the several years in the hotel business unraveled. In the dining room there was a very large man passed out in his bowl of oatmeal. Quite literally his face in his bowl... I rushed over to him and I immediately recognized this man as one of two men that frequent the hotel every month on "business". I try waking him up, no use. Checked his pulse and all seemed to be fine but I was completely unable to get him to wake up so I yelled for the gentleman behind the desk to call 911. Two minutes later two officers arrived at the hotel and I showed them to the man who looked rather lifeless in his bowl of oatmeal. The cops both attempted to wake him to which they were able. Keep in mind this man was about 6'4 and quite large...he jumps up and starts screaming "Oh s**t! Oh S**t! I just f*****g fell asleep. What the f**k is this all over me?!" The cops replied that he passed out in his breakfast and asked him if he'd had any drugs or alcohol in his system to which he replied "Alright, you caught me. I might have done some blow last night. Okay, maybe more than some." The cops came back and asked me if I would direct them back to his room so they could check on the man who was staying there as well. Two minutes after I gave them a room key they called to the front desk and requested that I come up. I knew something was weird but I did not expect what I walked into: * Every piece of furniture was broken. * They used the lamps to cook their drugs... I was young, naive, and clueless and knew nothing about that until the cop told me. * They took massive shits in the bathtub... then smeared the s**t all over the walls. * They had a gerbil running around the room. * They had several sex toys laying around the room. The second guy was nowhere to be found. I pulled up the security footage that showed that he'd left the building at a quarter past 3am... and they ended up arresting the other. Two housekeepers quit that morning after refusing to touch the room. The second guy came back around 1 in the afternoon and I had the misfortune of having to call the police, ban him from the property, and listen to his threats of "shoving a f*****g rocket" up **my** a*s. Never experienced anything quite like that again...
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
What is it with all of these people smearing sh*t on the walls?!!??
Genericist 2 years ago
🎵 A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward, Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead 🎵
Persephone 2 years ago
Yes! I couldn't get that song out of my head reading this!!! 😂
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Barbara Skolly 2 years ago
If a story os too crazy to be believable it's likely true as its too crazy to make up
Terri Martin 2 years ago
Passed out from cocaine? And the gerbil thing is a ittle too similar to old Richard Gere rumor floating around when I was growing up. Also, cooking cocaine with a lamp? 🤦
#16
A lot of regular stuff like destroyed toilets, drunken shenanigans (kebab locked in a hotel safe for a couple weeks.), and people passed out in hallways but the stories I tell most often are: Vast quantity of clear liquid dripping from the ceiling of a 5* hotel bedroom ceiling. Oh s**t! A leak! Call the maintenance guy! Nah, it was lube. Couple in a double room requested clean towels/bedding, knock loudly, announce "housekeeping", a guy's voice shouts "sure, come in!" and when I open the door he's standing right in front of the door with his girlfriend blowing him. I apologize and start backing away. She keeps right on going. I was kind of envious of her concentration skills. In a hostel made up of mostly dorm rooms with those false ceiling tiles that can be lifted up we got complaints of noises in the roof throughout the day, each time I went to investigate there was nothing in the room and no noise while I was there. This happened several times until I went into one room and found a wonky ceiling tile. So I climbed onto a top bunk and lifted the tile up. Just inside I found an empty half of vodka. I looked around and about three feet away is a stinking drunk, stinking backpacker staring at me. He'd been scampering around in the roof like a giant rat for the whole day. I shouted at him to get down and ended up grabbing him by the ankle until he gave in and slithered down onto the bed. People do crazy s**t in hotels man. Some of the lost property is pretty good too: dildos, vibrators, a lamp, a cardboard cutout of a male stripper, a surfboard, two scuba tanks.
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago (edited)
Were they swimming in lube or how tf do you get it to leak???
i believe in dendro supremacy 2 years ago
perhaps the put the lube in the scuba tanks?
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I call BS on the drunk guy in the ceiling. Those drop ceilings are not even remotely strong enough to support a child let alone an adult.
Annie 1973 2 years ago
And I told him I didn't care what he did in the bedroom but that he needed to use headphones so as not to disturb anyone else and that he needed to leave the next morning instead of spending the 2nd night he had paid for. I refunded the girls money and his extra night and cancelled my Airbnb account. Never again
Annie 1973 2 years ago (edited)
I did Airbnb once. Had 2 empty bedrooms at my apartment in Gothenburg Sweden. Reasonable price and I didn't have a cleaning fee etc as I was there. Two girls aged 20 got the bunk room. $30 for both including breakfast. A guy aged 40 took the double room. Same price. Girls turned up about 7pm with takeout and invited me to eat with them so we ate and chatted. About 9pm they used the bathroom and went to bed just as the guy was arriving. He didn't want to eat or chat, just used the bathroom and went to bed. So I did the dishes, went to the bathroom and then bed. Then realised there was an odd type of music playing, p o r n music.. So I went into the hallway and the girls were there as well. We just looked at each other and I told them I'd take care of it and they went back to bed. Knocked on his door and he said come in. I opened the door and he was on the bed n*ked and had his member in his hand and his eyes on the p o r n playing on his laptop. He didn't stop or cover himself.
#17
Hope i'm not to late to the party. My family owns and operates a 3 star motel in a decently big city in New England. I've spent 14 of my 25 years living here, so many weird/odd/wtf things have been witnessed by my brother and I. When I was about 15 we had hired a full time maintenance guy that lived on property and was on call 24/7. Spring and summers are very busy times due to conventions and the like so he as a welcome addition to the staff/family (most of our staff has been with us for 10+ years, and we treat them like it too). The maintenance guy, we'll call him Mike, was a hard working, no nonsense straight to the point yes man. As a kid i never really paid attention to the numerous "odd" tattoos on his body, or the gold teeth, or his love of chains. To me he was the guy who was awesome since he always helped me practice my bball skills. One day out of the blue he says he needs a few days off to go handle some "personal business". A few days after he leaves we got a call from a detective asking if Mike is on the property, to which my dad replies he went out for a bit. Within ten minutes of the call we have a swat team busting into his room and raiding the place. Turns out Mike was a former gang banger who had numerous arrest warrants out on him. He had run away with his girlfriend who was a twenty something at the time, and her parents had known o their relationship. So when the girl didn't come home one night the called the cops. The swat team found automatic assault rifles, a sawed off shotgun, and numerous handguns under his bed, along with a huge wad of cash. **TL;DR** childhood spent living at a motel, basketball mentor was a former gang banger with maad guns under his bed. Could have killed us all. **Edit:** Mike was a very nice guy, i like to believe we were his new start. Kind of like Freddy from House of Cards. I have no idea where he is right now, but I hope he is safe and well and not rotting in a jail cell.
User# 6 2 years ago
Today I learn that 'gang banger' apparently has a completely different meaning in the US than it has in Europe.
Array Index Out of Bounds 2 years ago
Gang bang means multiple males on one female sex. Gang banger is a currently active gang member.
#18
Former hotel manager here. Check under your mattress if you stay in a hotel because odds are the housekeepers aren't bothering to lift up the mattress like they should. After you've lifted said mattress go ahead and enjoy the copious amounts of porn that are left there for you.
Seriously, people leave adult magazines and DVDs under those mattresses all the time. Quite often it's a regular guest who requests the same room and it's just their stash because they know the small Nepalese housekeeper won't lift the mattress even a little bit.
EDIT: Apparently some of you are taking the "enjoy copious amounts of free porn" as a literal statement. It was meant to be sarcastic as (at least for myself anyway) handling some strangers random porn for my own personal pleasure just seems unappealing.
René Sauer 2 years ago
A strangers porn unappealing? The mags for sure, who knows if he jizzed on them. But DVDs should be safe, dont´cha think?
#19
Onetime I picked up sweatpants, thinking it was a hoodie, to bring down to lost and found. When I picked it up, blood covered panties fell out. You couldn't even see the original color of those things, it was all blood. I don't understand why people choose to be disgusting instead of THROWING IT AWAY.
Also, I saw the lady leaving the room to check out. It was a grown a*s woman. Lazy, gross...I don't know.
Raelene Christie 2 years ago
Ok.question here not being difficult bht, many years ago I was at a hotel for business and was about 16 weeks pregnant, unfortunately I started to bleed heavily and was in such a panic I ripped my trousers and underwear off out clean underwear and cloths on and rushed out to find the nearest A&E department. I was so panicked I didn't even ring for an ambulance. Unfortunately long story short I lost my twins and to be honest I am positive that some poor housekeeper had to clean up my blood bath. Please try not to judge in situations like this ,if you don't know the situation. Now I'm not saying you're wrong.in what you thought but there may be something you don't know about.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
But I'm guessing at least you let someone know? It doesn't sound like this lady deigned to mention it. Sorry about the little ones 😕🤗
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Liz Downing 2 years ago
Would have been funny to run after her waving her nasty clothes in the air "ma'am, you forgot..."
#20
I worked for a hotel on a small tourist island off the coast of Long Beach, Ca. Every Monday the ferry would unload around 30 Mexican men. They would all wait in the hotel lobby for a bit and then seemingly disappear. I later discovered there was a door to a room that was not included on the hotel fire escape maps they put on the door in every room. Sure enough one day I caught a glimpse behind the mysterious door and saw a room crammed full of bunk beds and illegal immigrants.
Neuridivergent 2 years ago
Could be forced prostitutes. Escorted to a room with a client and escorted back to the room. Never leaves the motel until the whole organization moves to another city.
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Undocumented workers of any type are exploited, underpaid, and often their lives are put at risk. They are essentially slaves. So yes, contacting the authorities is the best thing you can do for them.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Sounds fake but if not **call the cops** they’re likely being exploited
ElDiablo_562x666x3 2 years ago
Sounds like Catalina to me.....just a guess since there's no hotels on the THUMS
#21
At luxury ski resorts, the best thing to do is to hike up underneath a chairlift. It's usually just poles, gloves, and such, but these days, with all the advances in technology, you can find some sweet gear
Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
That's stealing. My family owns a ski area, and if any employee was caught doing this, they'd be fired.
Seabeast 2 years ago
Presumably this is done at the end of the season when the snow starts disappearing?
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#22
This is a story I will never forget and happy to share.
This woman at the hotal bar started drinking to much and she was also with her boss and colleagues. She was probably about 30 and really pretty but she started to get angry and started cussing because we cut her off. She wouldn't stand for this blasphemy and instead of just going up stairs by herself to her room and just tearing apart the mini fridge like Denzel from "Flight" she decided to take the high road.
Long story short, she punched her boss in the face and then took off around the hotel. Now, the hotel is oval shaped so she was basically doing laps. Every time she ran past the bar she would run screaming and giving the middle finger to all her colleagues. Some staff started chasing her and we called the cops. On one of her last laps, she ran up squatted down in her skirt and started taking the biggest s**t. I mean she literally squatted looked up and had the same face of the girl from the Exorcist and just shat all over the floor. This vile pile of disgusting fury rushed out of her a*s and the whole time she was just screaming at the top of her lungs and also was kind of barking like a dog. She was doing this in front of everyone at the bar including everyone she works with. Then she just stood up and started running again as s**t was still streaming down her leg.
At this point, none of her colleagues were saying anything and they were just staring in awe. As I was behind the bar laughing historically, I remember her boss just so calmly saying "Well, that b***h is fired". The laughing continued from the staff side. All the colleagues were as quiet as a funeral. The stench by the way was repulsive. She was arrested, obviously. Ooo yeah, and the boss left the entire staff a great tip.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
You’ve obviously never worked in a hotel. I spent 15 years working hotel front desks and night audits, about half of which were at a business and convention hotel that also had a ballroom for wedding receptions, so I’ve seen some s**t. Either this woman was an alky who secretly hated her boss and her job (alcohol loosens inhibitions, and you never know what’s going to come out), or she was on medication (for either physical or psychological reasons) that has some rough side effects if you drink alcohol too soon after taking it (or at all). So very likely all true.
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juice 2 years ago
maybe it's high as in "stoned", instead of "ethical/moral"
Load More Replies... jdtimid123 2 years ago
Idk, just based on my inability to walk properly when drinking, I feel like she would have a hard time running laps for very long unless she was on something else maybe. I've never seen someone that drunk who could walk right, much less run.
#23
Did maintenance for a hotel for a few months. The owner and his wife both were involved in the business. I walked into a room where the curtain rod was torn down. In there was the owner and our 18 year old front desk worker. He gave me $2000 cash to not tell his wife.
Mason Kronol 2 years ago
Not enough money to keep me quiet about that. She's barely legal and he's in a position of power.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I would’ve split it with the poor kid, and helped her find another job across town. Need clarification about the level of consent on her side here.
Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
Keep the cash, then tell, but maybe the wife has her own thing too?
#24
One of my coworkers was vacationing in Mexico and decided buying weed was a good idea....and leaving said weed in a backpack in his hotel room. When they returned to their room, cops were rushing in and out of the room. They began to panic because they were sure they got busted for pot and were headed to a Mexican jail. The cops asked if this was their room and rushed them in. They told the guys to pack-up and that they were getting a new room. The room was a dark, so my friend opened the blinds. Someone had jumped from their balcony and landed on theirs...thus exploding all over the glass door.
Edit: changed "busted with cop" to "busted with pot"
i believe in dendro supremacy 2 years ago
oh dear god- i'm a terribly morbid person, but that visual would probably scar me for a looooong time.
fanscious-c_a_t 2 years ago (edited)
...uuuuu it would.....i dont wanna imagine edit: it would, not I would sorry
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Not a housekeeper, but a supervisor at a hotel. Two weeks ago I get a call in the middle of the night from one of the bellmen telling me he needs help. I throw on some clothes and run over (I live across the street) to find a drunk guy passed out in one of the lobby bathroom stalls amongst the single most foul odor I have ever smelled. Couldn't remember his room or who he was with.. Turns out he had decided to take a s**t in the hallway and then fell in it, smearing it all over himself and the floor. Ended with me having to call the police and him calling me mean. That was actually the second time a drunk guy pooped in our hallway.
Also, a housekeeper once found a prostitutes "menu" of the services she performed. As well as a bag full of dildos.
Kat Min 2 years ago
A good dildo is expensive. I don't understand why people would just leave it behind. It also feels a bit like sexual harrassment to me: Hey look at that used dildo that I leave behind for someone to find -haha. Not ok.
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pineapple87 2 years ago
Makes me think the prostitue had to escape from the guy in the room if she left those behind.
#26
I used to work in a park with facilities for the campers that had to be cleaned every morning. One morning, the janitor, we'll call him Jose, comes in to work and starts by cleaning the bathrooms. When he comes to the men's bathroom, a ranger sees him go in, come back out, put on a hazmat suit, and go back in. This actually wasn't as abnormal as you'd think, considering we'd get a lot of weirdos doing poop art on the walls. Anyways, Jose finishes up, and heads over to the next set of campsites. Later that day, some campers find a body in the woods right behind the bathroom. Sure enough, dude had been stabbed to death in the bathroom. Police were not happy with Jose.
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
Wait, wait... What? So "Jose" moved a dead body from the bathroom, cleaned up the crime scene, and didn't report it?
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Either that, or the body was already outside and he cleaned up the crime scene without knowing about it
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Katie Everswick 2 years ago
Lol, so Jose just moved the body to the woods so he could get on with cleaning the bathroom?? At least he takes his job seriously!
Kiss Army 2 years ago
My guess is that he contaminated a crime scene by cleaning it, and the body was already moved.
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Okay, but why pick a stock photo of Sid from Slipknot for this story?
You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago
I'm so sorry, I laughed at the last line. A lot.
#27
Used to work part time for a cleaning company. We used to find all sorts of s**t. We used to find positive pregnancy tests all the time but didn't want to congratulate them. Sometimes we knew before the husbands even knew. Things like bongs and other drug paraphernalia in teenagers rooms. My favorite story to tell is when this sweet old lady asked us to clean because her son was visiting. She was telling us how her son brought home his friend (male) from college. When cleaning the room he was staying in we found a tube of astroglide. I don't think she knew her son was gay and I sure as he'll didn't have the heart to tell her.
Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
It is possible that it was a little confusing for her, so just said what was safe.
SweetCheesySpaghetti 2 years ago
"didn't have the heart to tell her." Don't you mean "minded my business because it isnt my place to comment on anything?"
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Just because the visiting friend was gay, it doesn't mean the son was too. Gay people have straight friends, and vice-versa. Second, a tube of lube doesn't mean you're gay - it may mean that you are a considerate heterosexual male.
thepinkrobot 2 years ago
"sure as hell didn't have the heart to tell her" dude - it's not your place to say ANYTHING about ANYTHING you find when cleaning. That's like housekeeper code. Unless it's child abuse related THEN you're OBLIGATED
PATTY HERBERT 2 years ago
Have the heart to tell her? (Not that its anyones business to). Why. Does life stop because her son might be gay? Wtf?
Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago
Why would you feel any need to tell her? It's none of your business.
#28
Not a housekeeper, but... we went to a Lions game and had the cheap-a*s of the group plan everything, including the hotel. At $80 a room in downtown Detroit, we walk into the lobby to a 5'3" black guy that has a leash and spiked chain around this probably 5'10" white girl with piggy tails, who's probably 300+ pounds.
David H 2 years ago
I don't kink shame, but you don't do it in public where others did not consent to being part of your fetish
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Or height/weight for that matter. Between those details and the mention of the trip planner being a "cheap a*s," it sounds like the main problem was the judgements of the OP
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Dynein 2 years ago (edited)
If they'd walked into the wrong room, ok, but in the LOBBY?! Edit: To people thinking it shouldn't matter at all, please read this blog article and the interesting discussion in the comments: https://www.askamanager.org/2017/05/im-in-a-dominantsubmissive-relationship-can-i-wear-a-collar-to-work.html
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#29
I'm not a worker for a hotel or what have you, but my room mate used to work as one and told me stories where they cleaned up a room once and found someone had s**t into empty bottles and placed them behind radiators.
Twanny 73 2 years ago
My friend, many years ago, owned a B&B. Rooms had bed, bathroom and wardrobes, set of drawers and Tv. She had a young guy (20s), stay 1 night. After he left she noticed the furniture had been moved, 6th sense told her to check everywhere. The guy had taken a dump, wrapped it in cling film and then sellotaped it to the underside of the bottom of both the set of drawers and wardrobe!!
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
So many anally/fecally-oriented people out there. Cripes.
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#30
hotel maintenance. a dead guy.
i had to smash up and scrap out his furniture, and put his bed back in storage.
Fluffy moth furry 2 years ago
Yes, I'm sure if they sanitize it thoroughly, they would be able to use it again, or repurpose it into some couch or something:]
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I worked for a small golf resort for several years and this story still burns hole is my brain every time I tell it. So we have these small hotel rooms that contain two beds and a bathroom. I serviced (fresh towels, ect.) it for three days and everything was normal. On check out day, six men checked out. I seen them meet up with their wives/gfs (who weren't staying with them) at the front desk as I was clocking in. I walk in to the unit after they left and there was s**t and blood smeared everywhere! The walls, the sheets, the shower, and even the t.v. There were about 20 condoms laying out on the heater attached to the wall. As I was removing the sheets to throw them away two butt plugs with condoms still on them flopped out on the floor and one started vibrating. It had to be the most disturbing mess I had to clean up. And when I notified the front desk/ manager he refused to bill them for leaving such a huge mess to clean up and he said "This is a place where people come to relax. If they want to let loose then so be it" I was so mad!
#32
Aw, man -- I'm way too late, but here it is: I called out "housekeeping," and he called me inside. Old man tourist was in the bathroom, naked, with a newspaper and s******g on the can. I apologize and leave, meanwhile he's waving the paper at me going "No, no -- it's okay, it's okay!" "No, dude. It's really not."
#33
A story from my aunt who manages a hotel. "A lady came in one day and asked if I could check on her 18 year old son because he had been going through some rough times and she hadnt hear from him. I told her to stay in my office while I checked because I was worried what i would find. I opened the door to his room and he was laying on the floor like a wax figurine. There were needles everywhere so I assumed he overdosed. I then had to go tell this kids mom that she her son was dead."
#34
When I was 16 I worked at a Hotel In Las Vegas doing housekeeping. Three males booked a room earlier that day at about 11, and had checked in immediately. They asked me for extra towels, and thinking nothing of it I handed it to them. As I continued my cleaning, I get to a room. Standard procedure when a room is occupied or booked is to knock three times and then go in. I knocked several times and didn't hear a thing so I walked in. I immediately saw Two of the guys 69'ing while the other f****d the one on top in the a*s. The only thing I was able to say was "Did you guys want your room cleaned?" They all jumped off the couch and covered themselves in the towels they were using to have sex on. The manliest one simply says "f**k no we don't" and I slammed the door and walked out. I'm 99% sure they checked out a few hours after and only booked the room for their threesome. Tl;dr - Walked in on a gay three some and still asked them if they wanted their room cleaned.
#35
I worked as a Night Auditor for a small town chain hotel in the early 1990's. On night a nicely dressed business man checked in on my shift. He came back up to the desk a few minutes later and rented a few movies (we had VCRs in the rooms back then). One of the movies was The Hunt for Red October (just came out on video). The evening went pretty uneventful, but the next night when I came to work I received the news. Sometime during my shift he had blown his head of with a large handgun while in his bed. No-one heard or saw this happen, and he was found by a maid about 1PM the next day, and he had bled out. Because all of the maids were Haitian, none of them would clean up the mess. I went into the room and could see the huge pool of blood on the bed and the floor. It took them over a week to clean the room, it smelled terrible. As it turned out, the blood leaked under the floor and under the bed in the adjoining room, that we still rented out, without knowing there was coagulated blood on the floor. We just kept airing the room out and spaying a lot of air freshener. To this day I have never seen The Hunt for Red October.
Seabeast 2 years ago
They shouldn't be expected to clean up blood and body parts anyway. That calls for people with special protective equipment.
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Justin Thyme 2 years ago
Okay-- since gore is a recurring theme, please allow me to introduce the mandatory regulations on Universal Precautions for bodily fluids-- as a potential pathogen, you need to be protected, by law, tyveks, gloves, respirator, booties are just a starting point-- and clean up for crime scene is specialized, NOT something you give to housekeeping.
Terri Martin 2 years ago
This is so confusing. I'm still trying to figure out what being Haitian has to do with refusing to clean blood.
i believe in dendro supremacy 2 years ago
everywhere i saw says its kind of a cultural practice. idk if this is right tho, please fact check me :D
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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 2 years ago
This could be why... in 1982, Haiti was the first developing country blamed for the origin of AIDS. Haitians still endure stigma of “Haitians are AIDS carriers.”
#36
Damn, I'm late to the thread! I spent close to 5 years as a housekeeper, first at a dingy motel, and then at a 5 star resort. **The things that I saw at the dingy motel don't have s**t (literally) on the nastiness I had to deal with while cleaning at the resort.** The worst thing had to be cleaning up after a couple who decided to give each other enemas in the bathroom. While making the bed in the master bedroom, I noticed a large puddle on the floor of the connecting bathroom. As I got closer, I caught a very distinct whiff of s**t. It didn't take me long to realize that the puddle was actually s**t-tinged water. At first, I thought the toilet had overflowed and I was going to have to call maintenance. I pulled out my walkie-talkie and went over to inspect the toilet. Only, the toilet was fine. So I stand there for a minute, trying to figure out where this poo-water was coming from. That's when I noticed a small tube poking out of the shower. So I pulled back the curtain to further inspect the tube, and found an enema kit. I guess the luxury walk-in shower wasn't roomy enough for these people, because they decided to void their water-filled bowels all over the f*****g floor. The resulting s**t-water had soaked into a pile of towels that were conveniently left in a heap in the corner, as well as the decorative throw rugs. I had to radio for a bio bag and throw everything in the dumpster. But hey, at least their poop chutes were immaculate! Edit: formatting and grammar
Seabeast 2 years ago
Doesn't surprise me. People staying at the less expensive hotel are more likely to be familiar with people who work in cleaning for a living. Air cabin crew often report that first-class passengers are worse behaved than economy class for the same reason - a sense of entitlement.
#37
Which situation should I share? Alright, so a few girls and myself team up and clean these cottages for a state park. I usually clean bathrooms cause the girls don't wanna and I'd rather do it cause f**k it, just bleach everything and not have to worry about if s**t in the kitchen is missing. Anyway, cleaning the bathroom when I hear my coworker gag and tell me to come in the bedroom. I walk in and instantly smell something more foul than a chicken house. Look at the bed and there is a blood stain almost four feet wide crotch level center of the bed...
AndThenICommented 2 years ago
Unlike the rest of these, this sounds like someone started their period unexpectedly or over soaked in night. I’d personally try to respectfully ball up the sheets and maybe warn someone, but what else would a person be able to do? Steal the bedding?
i believe in dendro supremacy 2 years ago
life hack i've used many times: club soda or hydrogen peroxide works miracles. the stain is almost gone, but sometimes you should go back over with an old tooth brush and soap or smth.
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#38
We had one room in a large hotel that smelled terrible and the housekeeper couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from. I went up to check out the room and there was a HUGE ( did not look human) pile of feces sitting on the window sill behind the curtains. The guy swore it wasn't him and refused added charges.
#39
One time, as a kid, my family was traveling for a soccer tournament in Missoula, Montana. We left late on a friday night and arrived even later at the Super 8 in Missoula, so we went straight to bed. Since we were pretty small my sister and I were sharing a bed and my parents in the other bed. When my family got up my mom decided for some reason that she should take the sheets off to make the beds. That's when we noticed that there was a giant blood stain right in the center of the bed that my sister and I shared. It appeared to come from a woman who was experiencing the special time of the month. I will never stay at a Super 8 again.
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Last time we were in a Formule 1 hotel in France my mom was bitten by bed bugs. Thank God she didn't bring the beasts home with her
#40
Not housekeeper but worked at a five star hotel. Old old man rams the gate of the hotel to this full VIP conference. Security almost shoot him, realise he is someone important. Kick the ceo of this big telecommunications group out of the executive suite, old man phones at 3am, says ''there has been an accident'' we arrive to a s**t covered room. God knows how he managed to make such a mess. We moved him to the only other room we had available, a disable friendly room. Next day check out comes, he does not want to check out. We need the room, we ask if he's alright, he says he's sick, we ask if we can assist him, he declines. After 13:00, few board member execs go down to try and get him to come with them. Find the room shat to high heaven! He caused $12000 worth of damage during his stay. TL;DR: old man rams gate of hotel, subsequently goes on to s**t two bedrooms in glorious fashion!
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Not even projectile diarrhea can be blamed for this kind of mess
i believe in dendro supremacy 2 years ago
til that projectile diarrhea is a thing
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Throwaway cause f**k it.
My time to shine.
I wasn't ever a housekeeper, but I worked in a hostel for 1-2 years so I was in dorms a lot. Some things that come to mind:
- Taking the nicest most timid Nepalese (rare to see backpacking) couple to their dorm, walk in on full on group sex between 4 american girls and 3 brits I had just checked in an hour previously. The groups didnt check in together and didnt know each other. That escalated quickly.
- the complaints of noises coming from the group of deaf tourists staying in a big dorm was funny. The deafies didnt know they were in a group dorm with non-deaf people. Two deaf couples started banging thinking noone could hear their moans.
- two guys turned a smaller dorm room into a gay sex den over the winter. They knew someone who worked there and they got this one apartment blocked off on a floor that was being renovated. stumbled upon a bed covered in sex toys and a large potted plant.
- took a girl upstairs to my dorm/room thingy, left her passed out as i wanted to go out, came back and she had pissed all over the bed next to mine, she was still in the pissy bed. no idea why she moved.
- walked in on israeli army soldier sex. we got a lot of israeli army kids on leave and kids who were about to do their service so they partied like mad. saw one of the girls in uniform just getting nailed on the floor of an empty dorm room.
Anne Jones 2 years ago
That’s what I wanted to ask..not sure if I really want to know…
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when i read american girls i thought of the dolls. childhood ruined :'D
#42
I used to work front desk at a resort and once in a while I'd have to be the runner and go around delivering gifts and packages to guest's rooms. The protocol was to knock, say "Front desk delivery" and wait, then repeat twice more. If no one answered then you can enter and leave the package or gift basket on the hallway table.
One time after the knocks and calling out no one answered and I entered cautiously, and said "Hello, it's front desk delivery, I'm just leaving a basket on the hall table," and I walked in. No one replied, so I went to put the basket on the table but in order to get there I had to walk past the bathroom. The door was open and I looked in and got a full frontal of a man coming out of the tub. He looked at me, I ran past, dropped the basket on the table and scurried out without looking into the bathroom. He later called the back room and someone confirmed that a runner was sent up to leave a gift. I had already mentioned to everyone what I witnessed. I got laughed at.
That wasn't the creepiest but it was the most embarrassing for me.
#43
Not me, but a customer where I work. The guy is the maintenance/property manager of an apartment in the city I live in that is 55+ only. So many of the occupants are seniors. A couple weeks after Christmas a few people contacted him about a smell that was filling the the hallway and some of the apartments on one of the floors. After knocking on a few doors he narrowed his search down to a unit that A) smelled terrible and B) there was no answer after attempting to contact several times.The police were called and upon entering the room they along with the manager discover a human puddle, sitting in a chair surrounded by beer cans and cigarette butts. He must have died while a lot of the people in the building were away doing Christmas stuff with family and nobody noticed they hadn't seen him for almost a month. The body was removed and this maintenance man / apartment manager was given the job of making the unit livable again. He ordered a big metal dumpster and filled it with the chair and fluid soaked carpet. He told me that for almost a month after that flies kept appearing in the unit, It smelled so bad that they would lay eggs basically anywhere.
#44
Diddy. Obligatory not me, but my friend works at the Four Seasons in NYC and Jennifer Lopez rented 2 rooms there with Marc Anthony. He was doing security on the floor when Diddy came through and they let him in her room. After a few minutes he heard the loudest moans and Diddy yelling "you're a dirty b***h ain't ya?!?" All of a sudden Marc Anthony comes back, hears it and starts going crazy. He banging doors and throwing s**t and had to be calmed down near the elevators. At this point Diddy comes scurrying out of the room, winks at my friend and takes the Fire Exit at the end of the hall. From then on it was the Do-A-Diddy room to the staff Edit: He said Anthony was pissed but not "my wife is cheating on me" type of shock. Not that it matters but the impression my buddy got was this wasn't the first time he came back to Diddy banging his wife.
#45
The women with the dog. I went in to clean the room while they were still there, but they said it was fine so I stayed. I went into the bathroom and everything had about an inch thick of dog fur on it. The bath was full of dog fur. They were sitting outside drinking tea and chatting, like nothing happened. I couldn't believe they weren't even a bit embarrassed. This or the couple who answered the door in their underwear. Not that bad, but they were so awkward. I'd waited and there was no answer so I was just about to go in when they answered the door both there half dressed. I asked if they wanted me to come back and she said "We were sleeping!" "That's fine, I'll come back later." "We were sleeping!" Sure they were.
#46
My wife did room service for a resort hotel, and often served sports stars with no idea who they were (the hotel liked it this way; fanboyism was cause to be immediately fired). Best story was when Tiger Woods was blowing up and getting super famous. He pops up on the tv and my wife says "I know that a*****e!" Turns out she delivered lunch to his room about a year before, and his dad flipped s**t when my wife tried to get a tip. The food was for his dad, and Tiger just sat there eating Lucky Charms and watching Looney Tunes like nobody else was in the room. They stiffed her on the tip, then Earl got offended and screamed obscenities at her until she left empty-handed. She said Tiger never acknowledged her or the scene.
#47
Never worked at a hotel, but delivered pizza there. This one time this guy orders a pizza in the most run-down motel in town. I go out there. He says 'come on in'. I usually will not go INSIDE places but for whatever reason I took one step in. There's a girl sitting in a haze on the bed - like non responsive staring - wearing only underwear. I got my money and leave, not saying anything. I get half way to the car and the guy leans out and say 'hey' and gestures for me to come back. I'm a little nervous at this point as he's hanging out of his door (could have a gun in his other hand?) and only approach half way. He comes all the way out with more money (thankfully not a gun) and says 'here, have a little extra tip. The whore gave me a discount when she saw the size of my d**k' with a big ole' smile on his face. (I'm not sure if the discount is because it was big or small?) Now I knew full well that I shouldn't have touched this nasty drugged out prostitute and sleazy guy money... but of course I did.
#48
There's an Indian casino near me, that was originally just a casino. They then built a hotel. As a soft opening they invited tribe members and their families to stay for the weekend, just to work out any problems before they opened to the public. As it turns out, they had to re-renovate an entire floor of the hotel because they found 15 out of the 23 rooms on one floor turned into makeshift meth labs over these 2 days. All of the people that stayed in these rooms were family members of the people that worked at the casino. It was swept under the rug and nothing ever came of it.
What do you think ?
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago (edited)
Used to work as a janitor at a hotel/casino. I cleaned the downstairs as opposed to the housekeeping who did rooms. Anyway, one night a guest's TV wasn't working. I know nothing about the electronics so my coworker went and tinkered with it. He couldn't get it working either. No prob says the guest we'll deal with it. Well, several hours later he calls the front desk again. This time the desk lady goes to check. She took one of the casino floor managers with her fortunately. The guest by this time was drunk and belligerent and just went up and went at the desk clerk. The floor manager caught the guest and body slammed the dude. Needless to say the guest was arrested and banned from the hotel.
Pattie Cox 2 years ago (edited)
Worked in hotels from the time I was 17 till 45. My husband and I worked for a very nice hotel chain. A wife had been calling her husband with no answer. My husband was the hotel assistant manager and went to check. Found him dead under the sink - heart attack two days before. One time a guest jumped from the 15th floor in the atrium and landed splat next to the grand piano. They tented and draped off of the area and got everything spotless. Except for a tooth ... I found a tooth on the carpeting a few days later.
Zane Lumagrowl 2 years ago
I know a guy who works at a waterpark resort that hosts a huge anime convention every summer. Some of the s**t he's seen is insane
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago (edited)
Used to work as a janitor at a hotel/casino. I cleaned the downstairs as opposed to the housekeeping who did rooms. Anyway, one night a guest's TV wasn't working. I know nothing about the electronics so my coworker went and tinkered with it. He couldn't get it working either. No prob says the guest we'll deal with it. Well, several hours later he calls the front desk again. This time the desk lady goes to check. She took one of the casino floor managers with her fortunately. The guest by this time was drunk and belligerent and just went up and went at the desk clerk. The floor manager caught the guest and body slammed the dude. Needless to say the guest was arrested and banned from the hotel.
Pattie Cox 2 years ago (edited)
Worked in hotels from the time I was 17 till 45. My husband and I worked for a very nice hotel chain. A wife had been calling her husband with no answer. My husband was the hotel assistant manager and went to check. Found him dead under the sink - heart attack two days before. One time a guest jumped from the 15th floor in the atrium and landed splat next to the grand piano. They tented and draped off of the area and got everything spotless. Except for a tooth ... I found a tooth on the carpeting a few days later.
Zane Lumagrowl 2 years ago
I know a guy who works at a waterpark resort that hosts a huge anime convention every summer. Some of the s**t he's seen is insane
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