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Before the Internet, most stupid things that were said were simply forgotten, as if evaporated into thin air. Poof, gone. But now, since the dawn of the Twitter-era where every voice is amplified, there are so many wrong takes, most of them drowning in testosterone, that it would be a real shame to let them go away without proper appreciation. And that's where 'Hot Masculinity Takes' community comes in.

From ridiculous Andrew Tate wannabes spewing absurdly ridiculous opinions to 'gigachads' who, as you'll see in today's list, compares Socrates to the man himself, 'Hot Masculinity Takes' has proven itself to be a page we don't deserve, but one that we need - today, more than ever before. Without further ado, "Welcome to the Alpha Zone," dear readers. And if you're hungry for more, you can check out our previous 'Hot Masculinity Takes' post.

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Kristal
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe the thing here is that women and men are equally not allowed to do activities with opposite sex people that is not family. It's a rule for both, not just a woman. So the dude is being a sexist idiot.

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It's easy to be ridiculous and sink to base misogyny, but to do it without a glimmer of irony is where the real genius of the 'Hot Masculinity Takes' collection lies. Speaking to Bored Panda about the origins of their page in 2021, four years after it was created, the founder reveals that its original goal wasn't to make fun of 'toxic masculinity' - a catchall explanation for Andrew Tate-admiring Chads who try to preserve outdated ideals of masculinity to the point of absurdity.

"I will say that it’s not purely about 'toxic masculinity,'" the person behind 'Hot Masculinity Takes' explained to my colleague Rokas. "I do draw a lot from the manosphere but a lot of the takes are from women speaking about men, and I include left-wing hot takes too." Since 2017, the page has garnered thousands of new followers, currently sporting a number shy of 155,000.

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    Although the term 'toxic masculinity' has gained recent popularity among feminists, many will be surprised to learn that it actually was coined in the mythopoetic men's movement of the 1980s and '90s by Shepherd Bliss, a psychology professor at John F. Kennedy University in Orinda, California, who only wanted to capture his "father's militarized, authoritarian masculinity."

    By those days' definition, nobody would suspect that one of America’s greatest writers, the ultimate man's man, Ernest Hemingway, could be "the avatar of toxic masculinity." In this day and age, depending on who you ask, however, Hemingway might be just as bad to young men's masculinity as rock and roll was to our grandparents (due to the fact that for a short period of time it was considered 'Devil's music').

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2.5 Billion Asian men feeling sad and inadequate. lol /s

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    There's no surprise in the fact that perception of masculinity has been shifting in the last few years, with people associating it with aggression and being inconsiderate. On the other hand, the 2017 Pew Research Center survey, while being pretty outdated, shows some fascinating metrics. In terms of self-perception, approximately 31% of American men identified themselves as "highly manly or masculine", while 54% described themselves as "somewhat masculine." Only a small percentage of 15% considered themselves as "not too or not at all masculine." Fair enough.

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    Lhr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WoW none of those women are even ugly!! They just chose sh*tty photos...

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    Zoe DiAnni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate when fat men rag on women about their weight

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    scag$y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature is clear Eric - stupid men who say stupid things make themselves less attractive to women. This prevents them from breeding and spreading their stupidity down through the ages. It's a wonderful thing.

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    A compelling statistic that I came across, thanks to GQ magazine, is from their "Survey of Attitudes on Masculinity" conducted in 2019. The survey revealed that among those who are familiar with the term "toxic masculinity," 26% of men acknowledged witnessing it in the workplace, while only 37% of women agreed with the statement. These numbers, all things considered, seem fairly significant, although the ultimate goal remains to strive for a complete eradication of such instances in the future.

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would we want breast milk ice cream? Also why is being obsessed with cows a good thing? Weird post!

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fun to imagine them stroking out if they knew I held her purse and other clothes while she tried stuff on. One time I accidentally touched a wrapped tampon and it almost made my penis fall off but then I drank a beer, ate a rare steak and screamed the name of my favorite team and I felt a bit better. /s

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    The desirability of masculinity, like anything else, depends on how you define it. And so, in order to understand the phenomenon of 'toxic masculinity' better, Bored Panda reached out to Michael Karson, a professor at the University of Denver's Graduate School of Professional Psychology. According to him, 'toxic masculinity' has morphed into a heavy-handed term, one that carries many misconceptions. 

    "Horrible things that some men do are not extensions of positive traits like assertiveness, ambition, and courage, just as the vile things that mean girls do under the labels of gossip, ostracism, and character assassination are not extensions of positive traits like social grouping or emotional bonding. Both sets of bad behavior involve dehumanizing other people," Karson explains, noting that bad behavior shouldn't be associated strictly with gender, rather with a person's psychology.

    Otherwise, men could start to fear that once respected traits like assertiveness, standing up for what’s right or speaking truth to power have become "villainized in our conflict avoidant society." Something that can drive young men to display hyper-masculinity, according to one survey by YouGov.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my people, we talk about Disney, gardening, and World of Warcraft, and all have active men within those groups

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If her V sucks you in like the vacuum at a self serve car wash then head for the airlock because the aliens have made it onto your ship.

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does sound as if he'd wanna bang a vacuum cleaner alien

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    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you have no idea how sex happens without saying you have no idea how sex happens...

    Jcusack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was thinking that this is a really long way of telling people you've never had sex before

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats ladies, you now have a henry hoover in your undies!

    Mario Strada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have "men that never had a relationship" for $500.

    Dani M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you f-k your roomba without telling me you f-k your roomba

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly feel very bad for the average vacuum repairman.

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    Al Joy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump, did you write this s**t?

    Tammy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vagina is not a robovac.

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sucks up his organ as air is sucked up into an empty space." Like, say, the space between your ears.

    Barbara Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would upvote more if possible. Dude is off in FantasyLand.

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    Emmydearest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a weird way to say they are too lazy to put some effort into the lovemaking. "OH no, woman! I shouldn't even move! Your body is supposed to become a dust collector and do all the work! Clearly you don't love me enough!"

    Hollerfloozy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out.. By this reasoning, women should be able to shoot a kid out of their V because we can control the suction. * Grunt, whoosh, bang. Cries in baby*

    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first glance i thought your name was Hooverfloozy, i thought that was too perfect for this subject 😂

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    Duh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole idea is "performing the art of suction" if you know what I mean

    F.O.H.P.R.G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about objectifying. Apparently girls are vacuums now... great.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They teach biology on your planet? Cos that ain't how it works on Earth.

    kansasmagic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I'm terrible, but I can't help but imagine some guy saying "but if you really loved me, you would perform the act of suction."

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    Rachel Ratty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing so much - please tell me that people do not believe this Shi**

    David H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something tells me this person has never been with an actual woman? his vacuum cleaner operates very different than an actual woman

    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol like a vacuum! Will it do the same to cake? Cause I really love cake too!

    Cindy Rodriguez
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If her V doesn’t suck it up, it’s because your weeny is too little, you moron

    Sir Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol wtf this sounds like a horribly written porno script.

    Mike Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this? This is actually a new one to me. I was pretty decent at anatomy but I must have missed the day we covered the vaginal-diaphragm. I suppose love, via oxytocin of course, causes the ovarian-pumps to activate, in turn causing the uterine-bladder to begin drawing in atmosphere, creating a low pressure zone in the canal. This makes sense of course because evolution would obviously allow the woman to only get pregnant by an alpha (I have actually heard this one: the woman is capable of choosing which sp**m can fertilize) by giving her the ability to better draw up the obviously superior "feed stock" while still feeling safe by not obviously rejecting any betas. All I can say is wow. just wow... (Now, some idiots are going to think this is true and repost it somewhere I'd bet...)

    Stephen Hutchison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show me that you're an incel who has never actually touched a woman without actually telling me. Ah, thanks, good job.

    Vinay Pai
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move over, Hoover and Dyson!!! But hope your woman really loves dust.

    SERENITY CUDD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this guys just needs to go buy a vacuum

    Jan Dunn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously this man has never had sex with or without love.

    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a (very terrible) movie called Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars that I believe OP watched while on heavy drugs to come up with this hypothesis

    over it already
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

    MsPlants
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I have news to tell the man in my life that I apparently Do Not love him because I have never slurped him up. Think he'll be disappointed ore relieved?

    Queenie G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hazard a guess that the guy who wrote this has a short pencil d*ck and hasn't got what it takes to do the job anyway.

    martin734
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to admit to being a virgin without admitting you're a virgin.

    karen Young
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would guess it is so small neither can tell "Is it in yet"

    Karma Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know my VacuVag was broken until I saw this on Reddit a while back.

    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you are an alien posing as a human without telling you are an alien posing as a human

    Kitty1019
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sucks up his organ" twice in one paragraph. Ick.

    Fernando Álvarez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if her V is really impressed, it will also wolf whistle 😂

    Hendo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no words to describe the level of WTF I am feeling after reading this garbage. Clearly written by a virgin who watches to much porn in his mummies basement.

    Moezzzz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaahagahagahagagagahahahaha. Holy s**t! Tell me this is parody. Omg

    Alice Landers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread has gone so 'of the charts' can't even

    Duncan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could make for some awkward hugs in public

    Lyoness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who IS this guy? And what's it like on Planet Clueless?

    Ron H.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even imagine how people come up with this crazy sh*t?! 😂🤣

    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure even fleshlights don't work like that.

    mikejaz2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As pontificated by someone who's obvi never had sex with a woman...

    aartdesigns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hell did I just read? This is like some sort of Hentai fantasy porn from the mind of an 11 year old red neck's wet dream.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not how it works, incel. That's not how any of this works.

    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can see who never went to middle school sex ed...

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? is there a switch? Damn must have forgot to plug mine in again.

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's never had internet access

    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are A LOT of unloved men out there, folks!

    tabithapaquette98
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell? That is absolutely the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life.

    Sue From Michigan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man has never had sex with a woman.

    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can suck up their entire body and feed on them to maintain eternal youth.

    kansasmagic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Scrolls back up just so he can read about "the act of suction" again.*

    M Waite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like victim blaming. I didn't assault her; her vagina sucked me in. I tried to stop it but the force was too great. I e old like tk know how many times he thinks he was "falsely" accused of rape or sexual assault.

    EJGeewhiz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex Ed written by middle schoolers. [facepalm]

    Sebastian Johansson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a lot of words for "my penis doesn't work anymore so I need to take 50 bottles of viagra just to jerk off"

    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you've never been with a woman without telling me you've never been with a woman.

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like what boys think sex Is prior to sex ed. So this must be a Virgin whose mother never signed the sex ed form. If our vaginas had suction power how would you get it back out without hurting yourself??

    kansasmagic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's how you get back out: if a woman really loves you, her orgasm would be so forceful that she will knock you across the room. Otherwise, you obviously ate too much soy.

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    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone (not naming any names) tested this theory using a vacuum cleaner again

    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the act of suction sounds way cooler than segs. Im gonna use it!

    Anna Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they confusing human women with deep sea fish!? Lol

    rose@n_a
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you've never had s*x without telling me you've never had s*x #IncelAlert

    Alison Key
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this guy is confusing women with his vacuum cleaner.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Yeah that's why. I am so intimidated by orange skin and a balding head.

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    Karson believes that while there's some good in condemning horrible aggressive behavior to 'toxic masculinity', we should be careful of how we characterize it. "If a man robs someone, it’s a political choice whether to construe him as a man or as someone who is enraged or desperate or antisocial," he said. "This also happens with race: when a Black person commits a crime, depending on the political agenda, he can be characterized as Black or as desperate, or as enraged."

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    demanding it like that, they must be glad the women only yell back and dont put that microphone stand in a place where the sun doesnt shine.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ... I just. Hmm. Telling a guy to sit while peeing is like being part of the Nazi regime? I ... just ... no.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg women unite and lock Samira in a classroom somewhere, she obviously needs more of an education

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    Based on the "Man Box Study" conducted by Promundo in 2017, which surveyed over 1,000 men aged 18 to 30 in the United States, it was discovered that 72% of participants reported being told that there is a specific way in which a "real man" should behave. Additionally, the study found that 59% of respondents agreed with the notion that men should display strength even if they feel scared or anxious internally, while 40% believed that men should handle their personal issues without seeking assistance from others.

    Of course, these are completely outdated sets of ideals that organizations such as A Call to Men try to root out from our society. "I’m not sure how much control parents really have on their children’s gender development in a culture that sends pervasive messages about what girls and boys are supposed to be like," Karson said, "but I would advise parents to teach kids how to think critically and skeptically about those messages."

    "Also, if parents can love their children wholly, the children may be more likely to integrate their various conflicting agendas, including their sons’ needs for tenderness and their daughters’ needs for achievement."

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have this kind of chart for women too or are women more like prey and have no personality (let alone hierarchy). This chart is ridiculous, I'm just curious.

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    Zoe DiAnni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids are going to run away from that house asap

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: Shove that carrot right up your a..s so it can work it's magic slowly and naturally all day long.

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The numbers halving is a very good thing. Sounds like this guy peaked in high school.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like the boss is paying them to do a job, how weird!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ball tanning... like seriously... wtf...

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    Duh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's going to tell them The Matrix was made by a couple of bad-a*s trans women?

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    Mario Strada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe classical sculptures didn't want to put a giant dong on their statues because it would be the first thing to be broken off.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I'm not eyeballing the guys, I'm eyeballing the lay-flat seats!

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing Corrupter has never brought a woman to orgasm.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ridiculously mean. Some women can't produce breast milk, some babies only have a father, some babies have no parents, etc. Just, so many people that need formula and they are just stomping on them. For shame.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not listen to this highly insecure individual! Most women enjoy hearing men moan. I think the moaning is great as a bonding experience, knowing you're giving such pleasure to your partner is erotic

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the "my friend's wives" rather than "my friends' wives" suggesting he only has one friend (with multiple wives).

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who used to teach human osteology, I can assure you that none of the bones in the skull are soft. In fact, none of the bones anywhere in our bodies are soft. Also female skulls are not flat (wtf does that even mean!). There are some *general* sex-based characteristics of the skull that, when taken *together* can give you a pretty good idea if the skull was female or male - but that is also dependent on where on the gradient those traits lie (it's not an either/or thing) and it doesn't tell you anything about the person themselves (e.g., their gender identity), only if the skeleton was likely to be biologically female or biologicaly male.

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    J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many false ideas are “wild to consider,” so I guess he’s right.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they are trying to be smart but just ... failing

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**K YOU, YOU LITTLE S**T IF YOU WERE THE PRIZE AT THE END OF A MARATHON ALL WOMEN WOULD WALK BACKWARDS. AS AN ASIAN I WOULD NOT F*****G GO WITHIN 10METRES OF THIS CLOWN WITH A BROOMSTICK.

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    eeeeeeeee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both lead to cliffs. Walk straight on through the grass.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So good I can't even work out what it's trying to say. "Based"?

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The screams of agony as my brain cells die is starting to give me a migraine

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering, this "samerra khan' person is a female version of Andrew Tate :( i was desperately hoping she was a fake account run by a creep but no :(

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridiculous to be proud to work an 18hour day.

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    Rayven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... I hOpe I diDn't brain my damage-amage-amage reading this...

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't real men spell Eric with a K?

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the girly men fail us the strong white women with bows and arrows will save us from the tanks and cruise missiles. /s

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    Susie Elle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lotta words to say you've never made a woman orgasm before

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    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the guy who was offered an evacuation to the USA and said "I don't need a lift, I need weapons". Considerably more hardcore than any guy who uses Twitter as a penis extension.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you smash 100 girls how will your brain have enough semen to float in?

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how these men speak so authoritatively about how women think

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 of them are barely literate, one is a sexual assaulting scumbag and the other is just human diarrhea Trump.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude ... Bernie is Jewish

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... except, socrates had a brain and he wasn't a weirdo who calls himself ' cobra' tate to sound like a fourth grader trying to impress his friends with his ' gang ' nickname

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