Movie posters don't always tell it like it is. And that's probably a good thing, at least for the people who make them. After all, would you pay to watch a film called 'Young Woman Needlessly Degrades Herself To Be With Complete Arsehole'? How about 'Liam Neeson Punches People', or 'Channing Tatum Takes His Shirt Off Again Or Something'? Ok, so maybe some of you would still pay to watch that last one.
Take a look at this list of funny movie posters, compiled by Bored Panda, for a bunch of other brutally honest takes on some of your favorite films. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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Mad Max: Fury Road
Or we drove somewhere, forgot we needed water, so we came back.
Load More Replies...The Lion King
Everybody is allowed to have an opinion. But when you don't have anything nice to say sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut. If it's just for the sake of being negative on every picture posted, maybe there's better use of your time
I have fond memories of driving bus driver nuts singing Lion King songs in the 5 hour bus trip to camp ♡ We did it every year :D
Oh FFS if you don't like any of them stop looking and commenting and go do something useful with your day.
Load More Replies...101 Dalmatians
Beauty And The Beast
Bell's action do not follow the physiological guidelines for Stockholm syndrome. Bell isn't capture, she stays to let her father go. She also does leave, on her own. She doesn't "turn against her rescuers". In addition, she doesn't grow to like the beast as he is. He changes for her. STOP trying to ruin the movie.
No! F**k off! That's not what Stockholm Syndrome is! She doesn't even start liking him until she legitimately stands up to him. Stop repeating this old joke!
Les Miserables
I mean, the title is "The Miserables"... What did you think would happen?
Pretty Woman
Lord Of The Rings
Better title would be "Why didn't they just use the eagles in the beginning?"
I think of it more like "Things happen between long periods of things not happening" or "You'll get it if you read the books".
Thank God someone said it. This was the biggest load of twaddle. Sean Connery made a really good call when he opted out of the Lord of the Rings world saying he couldn't understand the plot.
Breaking Dawn Part Two
By the time the last movie came out, I knew NOBODY who liked the series, so this was pretty much everyone's reaction.
The main character looks like her muscles in her face were pulled out, because she never made any emotion during these films as far as I know, vampires sparkled lol. the werewolves, meh they just had to buy fifty shirts. anyways my opinion nobody hate, but it isnt better than harry potter.
Load More Replies...Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows
Until the park rangers kill a rabid skunk about 20 feet from your tent. Trufax, on my 16th birthday! (Ew)
Load More Replies...The Revenant
Not actually f****d, as in sexually. But that bear did f**k him up pretty good! :)
Load More Replies...The bear did everything else... And did I mention? THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED FOR REAL. Not in the movie, but in real life like back in the 1800's.
Doctor Strange
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them
Huge HP fan but good god she's been milking that cow for far too long now!
This is true to the last billion. J. K. Rowling was really great in this film by J. K. Rowling, written by J. K. Rowling, (probably) directed by J. K. Rowling. And the 'J. K. Rowling' goes to .... J. K. Rowling (because we 'Potterati' have hidden the golden man in a shabby leather suitcase).
The Social Network
The Martian
Hollywood's 'Damsel In Distress' is actually a man. Called Matt Damon.
Rescuing Matt Damon is becoming more and more expensive by each movie. Maybe next time, they would just leave him there ... too expensive, budget cuts.
Load More Replies...Classified as a comedy to steal awards from actual comedies. Not a comedy and neither was Joy.
Ted
Ted actually references this, pointing out that someone had said he sounded like Peter Griffin
Load More Replies...The King's Speech
"Only 30% as boring as you thought a British period piece about speech impediments would be."
Her
Asks siri “Do you love me?” Thats a joke, but do it if you have siri. 0.o
Black Swan
I'm a former ballet dancer and if you aren't a 100% into it, you can sometimes wonder if you're actually about to go crazy
Life Of Pi
You could have been even more sarcastic and call it : guy survives shipwreck and tells a tall tale.
Grease
while her s****y friends make fun of her behind her back at sleepovers.
Dallas Buyers Club
American Hustle
Breaking Dawn Part One
They had to because otherwise Mormon Jesus would get mad.
Load More Replies...Sound Of Music
Inside Out
How To Train Your Dragon Part Two
I don't know what that is. Oh yeah, the Game of Thrones thing. Dragon riding/ training wasn't a concept invented by George R. R. Martin.
Nice! I'm going to start refereeing to myself as 'Teen Khaleesi' now. That way when someone says, "Have you ever seen Teen Wolf?" I'll be like "No, but I AM a Teen Khaleesi."
Tron Legacy
the only thing i remember and love about this movie is Olivia Wilde was freaking hot in her suits :-)
Django Unchained
The Little Mermaid
Not in Hans Christian Andersen story. The core idea of the book is that she made a sacrifice for him
Load More Replies...The Bourne Legacy
Awww....I feel bad for Jeremy, he's a really good actor..just that no can replace Matt Damon in this movie....
I thought he was absolutely awesome. Perfect side story.
Load More Replies...The reason Matt Damon wasn't in this movie was because Paul Greengrass wasn't directing.
Titanic
it should of been called "why didn't you make room rose?!" there was space for like 3 people on that piece of wood :I
The Mythbusters proved that 2 people could fit on it.
Load More Replies...Cinderella
Annoyed the prince with her obsessive need to clean the castle the first year they were married
The Princess And The Frog
Who was a racial stereotype? The firefly I guess, but nobody else was based on a specific race or culture, and it definitely wasn't racist.
The Danish Girl
The best actor for the part should play the character. It shouldn't matter at all what their sexual orientation is.
Load More Replies...The Amazing Spiderman
What happens every four years? The Elections, Olympics,FIFA world cup and a new Spiderman franchise.
Avatar
That's what I was thinking when I watched the movie ...
Load More Replies...Interstellar
Especially the part when he went into a black hole and wound up in a bookcase. Utter brilliance.
Load More Replies...The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
and never gets the girl because he's hideously deformed and she wants the hot looking tall guy.
Iron Lady
Friends With Benefits
Man Of Steel
I honestly feel that Man Of Steel should have been a sequel to Superman Returns.
Why is there a problem with non-American playing non-American? Especially since Americans hate illegal immigrants anyway.
Sex And The City
I would say "Proof that everybody, including women, like stupid s**t". I mean, by the sounds of it, you're not familiar with the stupid s**t that men and kids like.
Load More Replies...The Help
In this case, when the white people ARE the problem, they best get to work solving it. Yours truly, a white chick. :D
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
But now she falls for the old guy because in America a woman can't work with a man and not fall in love with him (?) Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that the old guy is Daniel Craig doesn't hurt.
Taken
Brooklyn
Steve Jobs
Silver Linings Playbook
And you thought your family was crazy... Or maybe they are worse than this!
Harry Potter And The Order Of Phoenix
Magic Mike XXL
Gone Girl
Hated the book...only got half way through it before I just threw it away. Horrible characters.
Load More Replies...The Expendables 2
Aladdin
I didn't notice any Arabic stereotypes besides maybe some outfits (Like Jasmine looks like a belly dancer, not a princess), but yes, the pop culture references don't hold up great.
Pokahontas
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
The Great Gatsby
I loved the novel and movie. Just hated the soundtrack for the movie. With a passion
it was pretty great, once John Green explained it to me
Load More Replies...I hated book so I didn't bother to see the movie. FYI this movie is a remake.
Frozen
Up
True. The film felt so much like those weird dreams that somehow are set both as a flying trip to a foreign country, yet you still manage to somehow be at home. And talk to people who may not even exist in reality, but feel like old friends in that dream. And lots of physically illogical absurd adventures happen. Watching that film, those dreams started making sense. ♥
Load More Replies...The Theory Of Everything
Dark Shadows
Could've been so much better if it wasn't done as a comedy.
Load More Replies...Monsters University
It's the Disney Version. What were you expecting??? Hope Disney remakes Trainspotting and Green Street someday!! We would be in for a lot of surprise (maybe even some singing).
District 9
The Blind Side
they always got to bring it back to race. because pointing out peoples race will totally stop racism.
Load More Replies...A better title would be "Teaching Football To Someone Who Already Knew How To Play It."
I only remember two things about this movie. How hot Sandra Bullock got with age. And her calves...
The Ides Of March
Les Miserables
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
How to make friends and influence people who are more screwed up than you are...
This movie freaked me out because it's so true. I saw a lot of my life in it, so much so that I can't watch it again.
Allied
What To Expect When You're Expecting
Boyhood
American Sniper
One who died so you can speak your worthless comments.
Load More Replies...Gravity
Big Eyes
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
I actually paid to see this movie. It was the last time I went to the movies.
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
Too bad CGI Benedict Cumberbatch can't save this train wreck of a trilogy.
Load More Replies...The Big Short
one too much arc to be understood ... actually a very good fun movie
The Hobbit
Leave Harry Potters and LOTRs out of the blasphemy! Even the worst films of these series are much better than the whole lot of MARVEL, DC etc. films put together (though the former might take longer to watch).
Carol
Ex Machina
Gone Girl
The Dark Knight Rises
Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince
E.T.
The Wolf Of Wall Street
The Wolf Of Wall Street
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Theory Of Everything
Brüno
Thor
Iron Man 3
12 Years A Slave
"Shame"? I thought it was pretty good. Or is this from a "white guilt" perspective?
i think the shame it the shame we feel about ourself... well more about our ancestor
Load More Replies...Moana
The Arrival
I´ve would seen an entire movie of people just trying to figure out why the f**k are they here and why they don´t talk.
The Martian
Mud
The Avengers
The Bad Education Movie
The Fault In Our Stars
Skyfall
Toy Story 3
The Descendants
Lincoln
Amour
Spotlight
Uss Indianapolis: Men Of Courage
Whiplash
Battleship
Love And Other Drugs
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
The Tree Of Life
The movie where it was ok to literally say wtf!? in the theater
The only thing I remember from this movie is the moment when I was like: "Dinosaurs?! Now you gotta be kidding me."
Beasts Of The Southern Wild
Inception
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty
Saving Mr Banks
Enough Said
Birdman Or (the Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance)
Nightcrawler
That's My Boy
Cars
War Horse
Oh wow, I bet there are going to be a lot of people who don't get this one.
Room
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Imitation Game
Interstellar
Men In Black 3
The Other Boleyn Girl
The Kids Are All Right
Gravity
Hacksaw Ridge
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Captain Phillips
Blue Jasmine
Foxcatcher
Into The Woods
Bridge Of Spies
This one should have been title "Will it help?"
Load More Replies...Sicario
American Hustle
American Sniper
Interstellar
The Amazing Spider-man
Prometheus
All Is Lost
Inside Llewyn Davis
Selma
Boyhood
The Hurt Locker
Joy
So c**p. Not surprised to see bored panda 🐼 adding this. Had promise but it probably helps if the author of this 'work' had actually seen the films #shelpareviews
So c**p. Not surprised to see bored panda 🐼 adding this. Had promise but it probably helps if the author of this 'work' had actually seen the films #shelpareviews
