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Looking for a new job is an adventure in itself. Full of peril. Overcoming challenges. And maybe a few dragons if we’re (un)lucky. But how often do you think about the other side of the interview table? What hiring managers have to deal with can be just as nightmarish as what candidates sometimes face.

And we’re about to show you just how chaotic and bizarre things can get. Hiring managers and recruiters have been sharing their weirdest experiences while interviewing candidates in a thread on r/AskReddit. Their stories, well, let’s just say that they’re likely to make you giggle, facepalm, and raise your eyebrows. All. At. Once.

Check out the stories below, upvote the ones that seriously made you question how the human race still functions, and be sure to let us know about the weirdest interview you’ve ever been in. Whether you were a recruiter or an employee.

Career coach Jermaine Murray from JupiterHR gave Bored Panda some spot-on advice on what (not) to do during your next job interview. According to Jermaine, the biggest mistake that applicants make is not doing enough to highlight their accomplishments!

"They humble themselves when they need to be boasting. If you understand why the work that you were doing was important and how it impacts your org (project) then you should be explaining that to the interviewer without holding back. How did you go above and beyond to make sure things worked? What creative ways did you come up with?" Jermaine said. "Show off."

#1

Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) Asked a (male) applicant about a few specific projects he'd done with people I've met. His comments about male collaborators were perfectly normal and respectful. His comments about female collaborators were dismissive, condescending, and inappropriately familiar. I know there are lots of sexist people out there, but... not being able to conceal it for a 30-minute interview?

UnexpectedBrisket , Sebastian Herrmann Report

Mihai Mara
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think maybe it turned out for the best, you dodged a bullet.

Kathryn Baylis
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So did each and every one of the company’s female employees.

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Ozacoter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of sexist men assume that other men are sexist as well so they feel comfortable showing it.

QueenMiri
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's good that he didn't conceal it. No company should ever hire a sexist piece of s**t. The women in the company would have suffered with such a being near to them. Disgusting.

Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Supremacists never believe they should have to conceal their toxicity because they believe they are right to have it.

ChickyChicky
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he took "be yourself" to heart!

Csaba Horvath
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was honest, better than hiding to be a woman hater, and causing problems later.

Amanda Hunter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope he's reincarnated as a woman in a sandy country.

Mickie Shea
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't be to careful. Hope you reported him to the police.

Joe Baker
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what if he was being perfectly honest and factual?

cursed--alien
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would be one hell of a coincidence, don't you think?

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    #2

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) I asked an applicant what kind of hobbies he took part in, and he told me he collected random things that 'pretty' women threw away. When the interview was over, I called the police and gave his résumé to them.

    thetruthhurts1975 , Utility_Inc Report

    Random Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really appreciate they contacted the police.

    Adam C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a crime to collect stuff people throw away? What are the police suppose to do?

    Random Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably stalking said "pretty women".

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    Theater Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disgusting. Why would you tell your potential boss this?

    Zillyboy
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    4 years ago

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    you'd contact the police over that, Karen?

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the resume was given to the cops.

    Silre
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that man was Ted Bundy

    NWB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE!!!

    ADHD
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wish we were told more. he must have been bad for em to call the police

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    #3

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) Hiring for a Senior Dev position. Had a telephone interview and she seemed confident and competent so I flew her down for an on site interview. She calls not me but the front desk reception and says she can’t drive in a big city and needs a car to pick her up and she refuses to get the rental car we reserved (before Uber/Lyft). Call is transferred to me and I tell her to take the train (Atlanta, MARTA) no, she says, too scary. I tell her to go to the taxi stand and take that, nope afraid of taxis. She wants a corp limo to pick her up and nothing else will do. She is adamant. I put her on hold, have a chat with my boss who says just send her home, shes too much work if she can’t even handle this. I tell her thank you for taking the time to fly down but not even our own VPs get that treatment and to go ahead and change your ticket to fly home, now. She then starts telling me she will take a taxi, etc. i said please don’t bother it will be a waste of everyone’s time, thank you, goodbye. Not once when setting up her travel plans did she say she needed assistance getting from the airport. It was explained to her she would pick up a rental car at the airport. She was fine with it. No idea WTF she was thinking but ain’t nobody got time for dat nonsense!

    blatentpoetry , Taylor Grote Report

    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were to hire that person you would also have had to hire a private driver.

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy crap the entitlement of that one.

    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was a genuine reason, she should have made it clear at the time the interview was set up: "A rental car won't work for me, and I'm not comfortable taking public transport or risking a gypsy cab in an unfamiliar city. Can we arrange a car service, or prebook a taxi from a trusted company?" As someone who drives an adapted vehicle, and can't use a lot of public transport options due to accessability, I can see how it might be a problem for some people, but you have to be up front about the accomodations you require, and have a plan for how you will manage if you get the job. eg "If I move here, I'll bring my private vehicle, which is adapted to my driving needs, so transport won't be an issue."

    Brooke Weber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she needed accommodations for a legitimate disability then, yes, I would agree. This instance, it seems like she wanted the red carpet treatment for a job she didn't have yet. Also, if you don't trust ANY sort of publicly available transport, you probably shouldn't be seeking a job in a big city (or one that requires travel at all).

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    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be surprised if she had actually brought along a friend and wanted to impress them.

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She miscalculated that the flight cost would justify the limo cost --- if it had worked she'd have a superstar pay deal... The 'sunk cost' fallacy (we're in too deep, now, must salvage prior investment!) combined with the perception (the entire 'puss in boots' story works like that!) would work out...

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine what She would expect from the company when and if she had been hired and thus, needed to relocate. Thank goodness her true colors were demonstrated so quickly. In this day and age, too much cost can easily bankrupt an independent company.

    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot has no problem flying but is afraid of taxis? How old was she? 11?

    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re in the wrong here. There’s nothing immature about being content with flying but not a taxi, especially for a woman. On the plane, you’re surrounded by other people. So, if something happens there are plenty of witnesses and people to help. In a taxi, it’s just you and the driver. They can deviate from your course and take you to a place where nobody can hear you scream, nobody to help you, and nobody to witness bad things the cab drive might do to you. And it happens more often than you think to women who get into a cab with a male driver. I know this because my sister was sexually assaulted by a cab driver who decided to take of advantage of her inebriation. And it’s why I’m good on a plane but will never get into another taxi.

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    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the right thing. Hope you reported her too the police.

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    Career coach Jermaine was candid about how vital our body language and tone of voice both are to our success during interviews. They're both "super important" and you "always want to be perceived as confident and capable." Creating the opposite perception can reduce your talents to ashes in some hiring managers' eyes.

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    #4

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) She listed all of her ex-boyfriends who currently worked there and said she couldn’t wait to see the look on their faces when she showed up to work

    lovelanguage_sarcasm , Amy Hirsch Report

    Kendra Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was hr I might interview her out of curiosity, but definitely not hiring her, the job site isn't a place for extra drama.

    Marie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interviewing her to create just the entertaining amount of drama.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, she’s stupid to mention it. Some things should not be shared, but kept very close to yourself. Makes the possible outcome just that much sweeter—-especially if she was hired as their boss.

    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up... She listed ALL of her ex-boyfriends? How many is “all?” The girl is a sexual harassment nightmare waiting to happen.

    birdie asf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry how does dating a lot of people make someone a sexual harrasser

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that sounds great, I can't wait to see you sow discord in my work team either.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have given her a tour of the workplace

    Virgil Sanders
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but why would you even want to work in a place with all your exes? me personally, unless i was good friends with my ex, would be totally uncomfortable working with my ex on lots of projects and things together

    QueenMiri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hire her. She is obviously a child. She would do a horrible job.

    Felicor Bongolan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how her exes ended up in the same place. Work with entertainement could a uplifting for everyone (probably not for the exes) - I would have hired her.

    Mayrene Chester
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something fishy that she dated a few people in the same company.

    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess'n, she thought she found "the Fountain of Men".

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    #5

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) I had a guy tell me God had chosen him for the job. But I did not choose him

    JediKnightDub , Adib Hussain Report

    kurisutofu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sir, I've got god on the line for you, he doesn't sound happy" "oh oh"

    Virgil Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's people like him that give other people bad views of religion smh

    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If God chose him, he should have sent in a reference letter.

    Beezel Palomar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his last name Trump? And are you the american people?

    Aaron Kara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think God is a part of the hiring committee, in which case, classic nepotism.

    Jill Bragdon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this happen once during an interview for an analyst position. I didn't hire him either.

    Marvin HeartofGold
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn what's gonna happen when your time comes and God goes "sorry but you didn't hire my guy" 😂

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    #6

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) He was naked during the interview, so we declined. When we brought up his video feed, he was laying in bed nude

    Boxman75 , Austin Distel Report

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why just Why would you be like this in a interview?

    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People here who are unemployed, are obligated to apply for jobs. Often they apply to jobs they have no interest in, just to fullfill that obligation. If someone like that makes it to the interview, they might sabotage it by doing something stupid like this :)

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    Minh Le
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: he also applied to be a porn actor and mixed up the interviews

    magnadar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He showed you the naked truth

    Aaron Kara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a long winded way of getting your rocks off. Just watch some porn man! You don't have to fill out an application for that.

    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he thought he applied for an adult video call center :D

    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: he applied to be a dancer for the Chippendales.

    Chelsea Bates
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video feed? Bed? Are you watching him at home?

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole Covid thing has passed you by somehow!?!

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    Beezel Palomar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well don't do interviews over Omegle!

    Douglas Turner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh you wanted me to make an effort? I didn't think it was THAT kind of job."

    Tracy Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only time an interview should be nude is if you are getting a job in porns

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    "You can teach someone to be a better coder but it's near impossible to teach them how to be a better person. Recruiters will always value personality first, but technical skills are a very close second," the career coach gave us a sneak peek into the exciting world of recruitment and HR. "Hiring managers keep that in mind and try to make sure candidates they like can perform competently. Different things contribute to this bar that aren't based on the candidate but the organization's internal ability to support and develop someone. Once those two elements are present a hire will happen.

    #7

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) A few years ago, I was hiring for a new graphic designer. The guy didn’t have much working experience and was a little odd, but I liked his portfolio so I decided to interview him anyways. The whole interview was bizarre, but ended with the question “what do you think are your weaknesses?” He replied “ummm tbh. I have some pretty violent tendencies...”’

    Teckun2 , Dave Fayram Report

    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first step is self-awareness, but the next step is to get help with that and get to a point where you are stable enough to never think of mentioning it at a job interview. o.O

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand now we know the reason for the lack of work experience.

    Aileen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But on the other hand, better to know and avoid rather than hiring him and learning about it the hard way.

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    Bad Mole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excellent! That's just what we were looking for!"

    CV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to report this guy to police for close monitoring...

    Maurettis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a red flag, so are you with the "no previous experiences"

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't stupid questions like that should be in the interview

    Caroline Overill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you broke it to him gently that he hadn't got the job. Preferably surrounded by security.

    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he applying to be a policeman?

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    #8

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) This kid, probably 18-20, started picking his nose, like nuckle deep and digging for gold in the middle of his food service job interview. Wrapped that up real quick and didn't hire him.

    tactics14 , Brittany Colette Report

    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if he was applying to be a chef! O.O

    Ayia Grace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stopped mid popcorn chew for that.

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    QueenMiri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww.. Ok.. We all pluck our nose.. But there is a time and place for that.. 😂

    Aaron Kara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My relentless nose picking shows dedication, patience, and a firm hand.

    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are people that moronic? It seems as if he just went to the interview to fill some quota, and did this so no one would hire him.

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that feeling with a lot of these interviews

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    Kendra Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who eats food, thank you.

    Anna Repp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, that's lovely, that is. A floater!" - "Might improve the flavor." (the Hobbit)

    Sam Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember talking to a friend of mine once and trying to get an itch on the edge of my nostril, only for my finger to go straight into my nose. I tore it out, wiped the itch away, and acted like it didn't happen. I don't know how it would have been had it happened during an interview.

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    #9

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) This one guy was interviewing for a kids job at a school and then casually slips in the conversation how ungrateful children are then tried rubbing it in that they would not be able to withstand PRISON LIKE HE DID

    Anees092 , LinkedIn Sales Solutions Report

    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't a clean criminal history (no convictions) mandatory for working with children??

    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily, it depends what the crime was and how long ago it happened. Usually it's sexual and/or violent offences that are the big no no"s.

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    Douglas Turner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the first post depicting a Black person talking about prison?

    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not an automatic disqualifier to many people if you've been to prison, but the attitude you carry afterward is important.

    Patricia Pitsel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does your picture show a back guy, presumably the interviewee, who said he had been in prison?

    Rob Wunsch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you have to use a black model for the guy who had been in prison?

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call this a SAVE -- of a lot of children.

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    #10

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) A graduate sent his résumé in by email, had all the grades — assumably a quality hire. He showed up...but with his entire family

    bunny_pony , Hunters Race Report

    Kendra Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a great deal if that was an "all for the price of one" deal.

    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who participates in signing up freshmen at a university, I've often seen a relative (mother or grandmother, usually) fill in the documents while the future student just stands idly by. I am tempted to ask them "is your mom going to take your exams for you?"

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each member of the family had one of all the grades he'd gathered in his resume and they were expecting you to hire all of them.

    Bex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why this sounds bizarre to most. Perhaps the interviewer might have taken the time to ask some questions about the applicant's culture. Or just point blank asked why the family members were there instead of making assumptions about an obviously bright kid with great qualifications

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Applied for a job in NZ --- was informed that I was entitled to bring along my tribe/family council indeed.

    Rene Morgan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, whanau (family) are welcome and expected. They are there to awhi (support) that person.

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As sketchy as this situation might be, I would have to ask "Why?" Then base anything further on the answer.

    Aurelia!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...maybe they just wanted to be supportive?

    Hecking Heavy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope so. Perhaps the family coming with him wasn't his choice.

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    Vanessa Gibson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will say in some cultures this is a normal practice, as it is considered rude to "big yourself up" you need to bring a family member/s in order to talk to your good qualities. But on the flip side of it's not a cultural thing then yeah its pretty bad. I used to manage a movie theatre and most of the employees were high school kids, which is fine. But if parents bought in a CV for their child instead of the child coming in themselves it would go straight in the bin. If you can't be bothered even bringing in your resume, why would I think you would be bothered coming in for work?

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    #11

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) The applicant wrote that can do a backflip on his application. Then, unprovoked, he elected to demonstrate said backflip in my office.

    kstamp89 , Will Fisher Report

    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One can argue that he backed up his claim. Unless he botched the backflip and landed flat on his face.

    Aaron Kara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sir, please don't-WOAH! That was awesome. You're hired!

    Elizabeth Klomp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hire that dude on the spot

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago

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    I can only assume you’re not actually in HR...

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    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son owns a parkour gym. At restaurants, his business partner will ask if they'll give him a bit of a discount if he can do a backflip right there next to the table. (Obviously he wouldn't do this close to other people.) Sometimes they take him up on it!

    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably thought this was a good way to "stand out".

    Simon Levene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that. We had a candidate who said on his CV that his hobby was close-up conjuring. We asked him if he could do something for us, and he performed the most elegant and mystifying trick. We all clapped and gave him the job.

    Edison Michael
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even is a close up conjuring? Sounds like wizardry.

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    CincyReds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WEll did he get hired? Back flips are hard!!

    Pacer Three
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I dated this guy!!!!! on a blind date, a guy told me the same thing, when he dropped me off for the evening and proceeded too do a backflip in my brother's living room????? there was no 2nd date.

    Nikki Owens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thoughtful interviewer would see this as an impressive demonstration of determination, persistence, and hard work to master something challenging. All excellent qualities in any employee.

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    #12

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) I interviewed a gal once and while we were talking, I was looking over her resume'. (Please note that English IS her first language or else this wouldn't have humored me so much) Her "mission statement" on her resume' was as follows: "Along with my detail oriented and organizational skills, I will bring encourage team to work cooperatively and creativity to provide an understanding the visual aspects of our work." This was for an admin position at a law firm. Not sure what "the visual aspects of our work" entailed in this position, honestly. I read it over about 5 or 6 times, worried that I was having a stroke so I didn't really hear much of anything she said during the interview. I haven't been able to make sense of it no matter how many times I read it. I actually cut it out of her resume' and have it sitting on my desk some 15 years later.

    mattweb94 , Gangplank HQ Report

    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would’ve been a good thing to ask during... oh, I don’t know.. AN INTERVIEW?

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't imagine why an HR manager would hire someone who liberally peppered their resume with buzz-words that were completely irrelevant and out of context. Communicating effectively is a key requirement of an admin...

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    SandraG_lak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very surprised she got an interview. I don't know of any company that wouldn't have tossed the resume after reading that.

    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if she’s stumbled across this post, and she’s yelling at her screen right now? “It’s was perfection obviously! I work cooperatively and creativity, you stupidly managerial!”

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like copy paste without checking for accuracy. Or maybe she wouldn't have known what was accurate or not.

    Beeps
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love it when someone calls themselves ‘detail oriented’ or even better a ‘perfectionist’ 11 out of 10 times you’ll be able to find a mistake in their work.

    André Roth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and it means they're taking to much time for a given task.

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    Persp Gold
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reads like an email for a Nigerian prince

    Simon Levene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure you are best placed to criticise her a English if you think that "humoured" = "amused".

    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she cut and paste some phrases out of a CV website and ran them through Microsoft Word using first a spell checker then thesaurus

    humdrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a thought: read the resume before you start the interview.

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better, read your resume before handing it over

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    Most interview tips are really just common sense dressed up a bit (pun intended because dressing appropriately is important). Things like arriving on time, greeting everyone present at the interview, and keeping your phone turned off.

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    Meanwhile, other things are a tad more difficult to get right. Especially when we’re nervous! Our tone of voice and body language say a lot about us and our insecurities. So getting them under control should be a priority if it’s a high-profile interview for an awesome job. You want to exude confidence, so you avoid doing things too quickly, whether it’s rushing out an answer before your lips can keep up or moving your body way too much.

    #13

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) While waiting in reception, the applicant wandered into the CFO's office. She was on the phone, so he stood in her doorway and stared at her while she was on the phone

    fievelm , Dane Deaner Report

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago

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    Actually no. I've done this as manager. When the employee (or interview-ee) finally realizes they are being observed, there's usually not even a need for conversation. Just welcome them to leave

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't just wander in. He did that on purpose.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I think I’ve seen this movie?

    Debbie Lavender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nobody wanders into that office. so, hmmm.

    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it the "cat techique". Stare at someone long enough for them to realize you need attention

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago

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    Aunt Messy
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    She WAY overstepped.... There's no way anyone should hire someone who can't even take the hint to hang up the phone and get the hell out of someone's office - ESPECIALLY the boss.

    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you are confused. The male applicant wandered into the CFO's office, who is a female and who was on the phone. The applicant wasn't on the phone. They were just being creepy and not respecting professional boundaries.

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    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ought be call'n the police on this obvious deviant.

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    #14

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) Had a candidate who came in and asked how hot my administrator was and asked if she was single or 'open to freaky Fridays.'

    gmabarrett , Humphrey Muleba Report

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the interview is checking your "fit", in this case the candidate blew it by blatantly telling the interviewer that he was planning on harassing the female employees.

    another one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you feel a need to explain it? We can understand it just fine.

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    QueenMiri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww! How can someone think that s**t like this is acceptable?!

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are "Freaky Fridays" and accompaniment to "Casual Fridays"? In your dreams perhaps.

    Tinder of the SkyWings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you have very, very screwed-up definition of the word 'casual.'

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    Debbie Lavender
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did not like this post so i clicked on Humphrey Muleba. iiiiccck

    Joe Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wiggle room for this wiener.

    TheRandomBorger
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    4 years ago

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    Plot twist: the admin was male

    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you assuming the candidate was male, and you thought that in 2021 it is a "twist" for a man to hit on another man (albeit inappropriately)? I'm afraid you're a few decades out of date.

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    #15

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) They answered literally every question, 'I don’t know, man' or 'Can’t think of anything right now.'

    WebHead1287 , Phil Hearing Report

    Kendra Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that, interviews are scary and it can be difficult to come up with a good answer.

    Debbie Lavender
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel if you are a grownup person you should have an answer ready for this predictable question.

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    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably interviewing just so he can tell unemployment office he's interviewing

    Mimi777
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be a little nerve racking but something that can help is writing down typical interview questions and your answer to them on a piece of paper and practicing them before the interview.

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this on an interview, but only because they were asking questions weirdly and my brain was trying to figure out what they actually wanted from me.

    Andrew English
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a picture of theologian Rob Bell?

    Bethan Coleman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just attended the interview because the job centre told him he had to else he would lose his unemployment benefit.

    CV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is quite usual, I have interviewed a lot of candidates like him.

    M Kate McCulloch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might as well just said straight up - I'm high as f**k right now, man...

    Mari Bryant
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably means they were stupid, irrelevant questions. We've all had them.

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    A lot of issues with performing well during a job interview come down to a fear of public speaking. However, practice makes perfect. If you’re dead-set on making an awesome impression, then there’s really no substitute for putting yourself in as many uncomfortable situations as you can so that you can get used to them.

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    It’s one thing to know the theory of how to behave in an interview, it’s an entirely different thing to put it into practice. And reading about something is no substitute for cold, hard experience. When you’ve seen it all, there’s no reason to get scared. And your body language and tone will show it.

    #16

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) I was interviewing a CDL driver candidate and this is how he explained his arrest for domestic violence. “You know how Cherokee Indians get”

    Benedict_ARNY , Samuel Mann Report

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, wow. Reminds me of my friend's ex-friend whose trial I went to decades ago. He was picked up for giving drinks to underage kids. He had a record for domestic assault. At the trial for the booze, somehow that came up. He says to the judge, "Well, some women are just asking for it, you know?" He literally said that. Then the baillif looked at me with great sympathy, thinking I was his ex. Hell, no.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My jaw would have dropped to the floor so hard and loud that the judge would've had to call for "Order in the court!!"

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violent and racist. What a catch!

    Everything_Fubar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides the fact that he's talking about himself, just don't have to make everything a race issue, please just vibeeee

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, please explain, pray tell."

    Ella Greenman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part Cherokee me wants to kick his a**e

    Guy MacGregor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google that, so maybe it will be useful for others: "CDL" stand for "Commercial driver's license". (It wasn't even the first google result... Please, OP provide context when you tell a story)

    QueenMiri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. The. Ever. Loving. F**k??!!!

    Lorelai Dewrell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me real angry my moms side is Cherokee (so im half) we are no different than other people.

    Flavia Slag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You know how Cherokee Indians get” ...road rage waiting to happen.

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    #17

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) Me: I see you managed a vegetarian restaurant. Interviewee: What? M: It says here you managed a vegetarian restaurant. I: Oh, I guess I did write that. Not really though. My girlfriend had an art exhibition, and I organized the sandwiches for the opening. They were vegetarian. This was a candidate that was otherwise pretty impressive seeming, and had been among the favorites for a quite sought after position, the interview had even gone quite well up until this point. Met him later at a party, he had no memory of me.

    squirrel_exceptions , Gangplank HQ Report

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna lie on your resume at least remember what you lied about.

    Sergio Bicerra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me the time I worked as an event photographer, and... wait, no, I just took a selfie at my sis wedding.

    Tracy Costa
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name of Gallery, Catering Manager (Project Work) Organized refreshments for Art Exhibit for X-amount of people. Coordinated logistics of food ordering while focusing on specific dietary needs. Ran catering at event.

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just don't give a f**k. Most of them still manage to get hired though, and it's your turn to cringe when you have to deal with them professionally.

    Ginny Swart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he could have been smoking a vegetable at the time of your interview!!

    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least he was honest about it

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    #18

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) "And what do you think you could bring to this role?" "Hire me and find out." We stopped the interview then and there. He complained to the CEO that we'd treated him unfairly (he was only interviewing because of a personal recommendation; I think he believed this entitled him to a job). The CEO laughed in his face.

    ZeeLadyMusketeer , LinkedIn Sales Solutions Report

    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone loves a good joke.

    Kari Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a reason to end an interview on the spot...

    Dynein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have given him a second chance to answer in seriousness, yes, but for a real interview the answer was lame and pointless. Figuring out if the skills and expertise of the candidate fit the requirements and wish list of the job opening is kind of the point of a job interview...

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    Guy MacGregor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually an interesting answer (Not valid enough though)

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it isn’t. It’s not different than saying “I won’t tell you.” Which is literally the antithesis to interesting.

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    Jods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowt wrong with his answer. Candidates have to put up with a lot of BS open ended questions with no definitive correct answer.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What do you think you could bring to this role” isn’t a BS open ended question. It’s probably one of the most valid interview questions. “What do you offer us that we should hire you and pay you for?” It might as well be the only question.

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    Csaba Horvath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she hadn't got a clue what the expression is meaning :D

    ADHD
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry but no, this one is shitty, i think the employee dodged a bullet tbh.

    Simon Levene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right for asking such a clichéd question.

    Dario Li Causi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jusus this white collars take it seriously when they are about to hire the new servant

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    So, dear Pandas, which of these stories caught your attention the most? What’s the most nerve-wracking or just downright weird interview experience you’ve ever had? Do you have any tips and tricks for performing well in interviews that you’d like to share with all the other readers? Share your thoughts and experiences in the comment section below. And remember—never let them see you sweat (metaphorically).

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    #19

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) To start the interview, I asked him to tell us a little bit about himself. Thirty-five minutes later, he stopped talking

    DefinitelyYoda , Leon Report

    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *takes a sip of water* ok so where was I?

    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me :-( I'm usually pretty quiet. I make up for it when I'm nervous. And at some point, I'll realize it, then I'll just abruptly stop talking mid-sentence. My son told me next time that happens, just pause then say, "End of story," with a great deal of confidence.

    Kendra Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is a vague question that is really hard to answer. If you ask a mathematician about their passion - math, they can go on forever. We are each experts on ourselves and it can be difficult to narrow it down to stuff that the interviewer MIGHT be interested in. The first time I went to an interview, I didn't know what they wanted so I did give a summary of my life... If we are embarrassed by our past selves, it means we have grown.

    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one interjected? Also...was it interesting? As an HR Manager I wouldn't stop them if it was interesting or relevant. If not, I'll interject.

    Emma London
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once following a trainee interview where the poor applicant was so nervous that she couldn't end sentences logically, but just went on and on until her words dried out. She even had nervous tics. We took pity on her, asked soft ball questions and ended the interview early.

    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You asked for it... ;) i always find this question weird!!

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you must have interviewed my ex

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ. I've had dates like that. I was like, do I even need to be here, or are you good on your own? Because I'm not even involved so far.

    Mayrene Chester
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little bit means differently to different people. can't really fault him.

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    #20

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) We have a very simple “pre-employment” test. If you have been in our industry for more than a year you should get 100%. Some times we even give it as an “at home” test. We had one guy that took his test home had it for over a week. He brought it to the formal interview and got 90% of the questions wrong. Even though according to his resume he was an all star and knew everything. He had an excuse for every wrong answer to even the most widely known questions in our industry. It would be the equivalent of saying you have been laying sod for 20 years, and then put the green side down. He didn’t get the job.

    ejsandstrom , Samuel Mann Report

    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would not have been the first time that an applicant lied about his credentials.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to lie on your resume, make your lies bold. But above all else, make them unverifiable. Why yes, it does say I spent six years working for the CIA, but they'd likely kill you if you checked on that.

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    Miriam L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for "put the green side down." Quite the descriptive metaphor

    Robert Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one test that I administer to every applicant. Call me tonight/tomorrow or some other appointed time. How hard is that. It is not that different from a former employer of mine that told every candidate to come back at 6am tomorrow morning. Literally every one that came back at 6am got hired (including me.)

    Douglas Turner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green side goes up. Greens side goes up. Green side goes...DOH!

    Random Anon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over the years I've come across these type of applicants unfortunately. Their resume usually looks good but during the face-to-face things fall apart. They usually answer questions on the actual work vaguely in an effort to let the interviewer fill in the blanks themselves. This is a red flag to me. Even as a manager, this level of hands-off is too much.

    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100%??? no job is easy enough to get 100% in a test about the industry

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably an indication that the test was super easy, not the job.

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    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND was too clueless to look the answers up online before coming to the interview...

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he was a diamond in the rough.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a good way to week out the liars. Avoids wasting everyone's time.

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    #21

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) I had a video interview with a candidate. They were clearly in a large room/bedroom, with most of it visible in the background, but it was clean, so I didn't mind. In the back right corner was a closed door. A few minutes into the interview, I saw the door open slightly. Some dude poked his head in and then closed the door. About 30 seconds later, I saw the door slowly open again, only this time the dude came crawling out the bottom. He continued to crawl across the floor, making his way to the opposite side of the room. I assumed he thought he was out of the camera's focus, but he was visible. He got to the far end of the room and turned to fiddle with something — ass in the air facing the camera.

    xantyrn , Dylan Ferreira Report

    Kendra Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did ass-in-air-guy or candidate ever realize that the interviewer could and did see everything?

    Wandaluzt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you trying to ask? The poster on Reddit? You're on the wrong site and you'll need a time machine as it was posted a year ago.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not the fault of the poor person asking for a job. I find this very unfair.

    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is about wtf moments not "why I didn't hire them" moments.

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is no reason to not hire someone...it wasn't their fault

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is your fault that you don't read what the article is about.

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    Chaotic_pansexual
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol 1. It’s not the applicant’s fault, and 2. At least the housemate tried to be considering while doing their task

    Virgil Sanders
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    4 years ago

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    love your name/pfp, very relatable lol

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not the person interviewing fault though

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not have let that sway my decision for employing the candidate but would I'm fact see it as he has friends that will do their best to help him an that he has a good support group and good judgement in people

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this stuff happens. you are presumably interviewing the candidate, not his/her crappy roommates

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not necessarily the applicants fault. I minimize the window that shows my own camera on interviews because I find in unnerving to watch myself.

    New Prometheus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is polite to let people know they are on camera, you know.

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    #22

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) He showed up late. Then, he started checking his hair in the front camera as I was mid-sentence!?

    teabunny25 , Standsome Worklifestyle Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other news.... I want this desk/shelf in the picture.

    Simon Levene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he told you never to end a sentence with an interrobang.

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he know he would be filmed? This might throw a candidate. Might even be a invasion of privacy.

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    #23

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) A man told us all about his mom’s Alzheimer’s, talked [bad things] about our company, and got upset when we didn’t offer him the position on the spot. It was a wild ride.

    Sharkattackr , Christina Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like in the dating world, is the other person going to go on a date with you, after you've insulted her/him?

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if they have the right kind of fetish.

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    #24

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) A lady walked in to the office with sweat pants on, a nice blouse, and sunglasses. We asked her to take the glasses off and she declined saying florescent lights hurt her eyes. We gave her the interview questions anyway. We asked what her strengths and weaknesses were. She gave us nothing but weaknesses. She couldn't stand still for "more than 5 minutes and really didn't like talking to people". She applied for a cashier position.

    ItsSarahMarie , Christina Report

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not, but maybe she is trying to escape an abusive relationship. Going after an entry level job, no confidence talking/working with other people, not able to list even one good think about herself and obsessively focused on her faults. Plus the sunglasses could be hiding a black eye. I'm probably reading to far into it.

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that is definitely reading too much into it...

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    Gemma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people do get headaches from florescent lighting. But that doesn't explain the rest of the interview.

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could have glaucoma - which would excuse the sunglasses, but the rest..

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those lights are going to be at the jobsite ALL THE TIME.

    another one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interviewers need to get some new questions. The whole "strengths and weaknesses" thing is so tired.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like classic social anxiety. However cashier may not be the job for her.

    Zephry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming down from some Molly? All the serotonin was gone and didn't want to look anyone directly in the eyes.

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she's possibly autistic

    Kathryn Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she's autistic or has ADHD, or both.

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    #25

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) I once received a resume that was just a list of around 20 places someone had worked with the reason they had been fired next to each one.

    QuietCornerGirl , Van Tay Media Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they were honest.

    No you didn't
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, reading this must have been more entertaining than reading most other resumes.

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What is your main weakness"... "Honesty...?"

    Tinder of the SkyWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a double-edged sword, but both ends are pointed at you.

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    Dobby The House Elf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they do say honesty is the best policy...

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confused by the "they". "They" imply there are multiple person, but you said "once"

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I am downvoted for asking a grammar question? English is not my first language (actually my third) and I find legitimate to ask...

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The honesty should elicit more questions.

    SandraG_lak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite helpful actually.

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    #26

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) Once had the spouse of a prominent Soldier tell us that she was obviously the most qualified and if we didn’t select her, she would go to the IG and the General. She wasn’t selected.

    [deleted] , Daria Pimkina Report

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really how someone wants to start a new job? Scare tactics and bragging? Seriously.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to steal valor from the spouse...have heard more than one story about that sort of thing. It's really pitiful.

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get military wives who feel entitled to special treatment and sh*t just because their husband is in the service.

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that that is a MAJOR no-no. Anyone claiming privileges for their spouses rank can get the spouse in big trouble. BIGLY trouble.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you thanked her for her service at least.

    Bre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them Dependapottamooses or Dependas. "We" being other military spouses or people who deal with military families on a daily basis. At least where I live.

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    William Travis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met a few Karens who feel that their husband being in the military should earn them special treatment. My response is that if they want the military discount they should enlist.

    Carrie Roettger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a dependa. They are military spouses who believe they're completely entitled to special treatment because their spouse is serving. Think of it like a Lieutenant Karen or some other rank.

    Csaba Horvath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Office was later destroyed by artillery? :D

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    #27

    Applicant stated during the job interview that they didn't read the job description and had no idea what this position was. And they were an internal applicant... so we pretty much stopped right there.

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    Ian Collins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh hi, where am I? And, who are you people?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone do this to me just a few days ago. “I didn’t take the time to remember the name of your company, what is it again?” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was part of an interview panel where a person with union seniority applied without even knowing what the job title she was applying for. Fortunately the union had enough common sense to hire the best applicant for the job instead of her. But it was damn scary for a hot sec.

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    Nikki Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take that as a clear statement that whatever position they're currently in sucks and anything would be an improvement. Might want to look into improving conditions for that job.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago

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    In their defense they may have applied for so many different jobs they might have forgotten what they applied for

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I'd say that's even more stupid, especially for an internal candidate

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    #28

    My wife was interviewing an early college student for a (paid) internship at a pharma company and he just stared at her breasts the whole time. She was not displaying any cleavage or skin, he just stared.

    Draxtonsmitz Report

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that exact thing happen to me 15-20 years ago. I was a developer, interviewing an college-age intern. I was wearing a sweater. Nobody ever stared at my breasts, so I particularly noticed it. He looked up once in a while. But honestly, he still gave a great interview. He was a kid, so I didn't really hold it against him, and recommended they give him the job. He did very well (and he didn't do the staring thing after that).

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid probably zoned out, was nervous. Good call of the wife not to read too much in it

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, it might be nerves and maybe he was just really hard avoiding her eyes and stared at her chest. (Not her breasts...just focusing on the colour or not looking at all)

    m squared
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is possible that young men don't realize they're staring at us?

    albernistuff 4sale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When concentrating on questions, I often will look away at a slight angle, as I find I cannot process what someone is saying when looking at their face; very distracting. I have been told I am obviously not paying attention if I am not looking at their face, when the opposite is true. Did this person have the "horizon stare" during this interview? Possibly NOT staring at your breasts, just trying to listen to your words.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people use sight distraction to cope with anxiety in stressful situations. And there are few things as stressful as an interview for employment. If everything else presented fell in line with what the business was looking for, they could lose their best candidate if they chose to judge the applicant entirely by this one thing.

    Virgil Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully it was an accident and he was just zoning out. but if not... ewww

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with Shalini, he was probably just nervous.

    Mayrene Chester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was nervous and didn't realise what he was staring at, he was just focusing on answering the questions in mind.

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    #29

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) Probably the one who when asked why they hadn't declared their previous convictions which showed up in pre employment screening checks. "those don't count they are my deadname crimes"

    learnercentric , COD Newsroom Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did they just transition to clear their crime records?

    PAN-da (hehe get it)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its people like them that make people suspicious of the trans community

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that you keep your criminal history, even when you transition.

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Everything_Fubar, please don't spread your transphobia and hate here (or anywhere, for that matter)

    Salem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These comments are horrible and transphobic

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought your criminal record was one of the paperworks that got updated after a name change

    Edison Michael
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name you used to have is called a "dead name", after you legally change to a new name.

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    Nikki Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the secular version of being "born again".

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    #30

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) My manager and I were doing this interview. When I called the applicant in, he gave me a huge hug and proceeded to talk to me like I was his best friend.

    tittyelf , kennejima Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but some people are just super affectionate, depending on their personality and the part of the world they come from. I don't see this as an issue necessarily, although I understand how in some contexts it could seem unprofessional.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You NEVER put your hands on someone without consent. EVER. Especially in a work environment.

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    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personal space is incredibly important! I don't care how "cute" some of you may think this is; it's highly inappropriate in the workplace.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that such a bad guy to have in the office though?

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think every office should have a dedicated hug giver

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    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comparing to the other stories on this page, this seems quite cute :)

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get really on edge when anyone ever touches me without asking

    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a candidate once offering to give one of the panel member a lift to the airport, asking flight times and everything

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time when I was buying lunch the guy shaked my hand, said long time no see and so on..He gave double of what I ordered and didn't take my money. Never seen him before.

    Nikki Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, nice. Paying it forward. Random acts of kindness are the best. :)

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    Krystina Fasano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIVE HIM THE JOB HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY! okay some people dissagree but he would lighten up everyones day

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    #31

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) Some of the walls in the office were painted a vague brownish colour. Partway during the interview this guy starts looking around with a really spaced out look and says: "This office really reminds me of a cardboard box. But not in a bad way. Like the kind of box that you put things in, you know?" He then decided that he didn't want the job and left before the interview was over.

    BuffelBek , US Embassy Report

    EA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you get high before a job interview??

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, I bet a cat would love to hang out in your office!! :D

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he left before the interview even started!

    Az
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a win for everybody

    Vytas Navickas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    upvoting that the job interviewer walked out...

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man realised that it was gonna get boxed in

    #32

    In the middle of the interview for a technician job he tells me that he wants to change his name and asks me how to do it. I said I guess go to the courthouse and he spent 5 minutes discussing what he will have to do.

    pinkpiggles Report

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that's one of the weirdest ones here.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay on topic, people, stay on topic.

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    #33

    What about the job interests you? "What job do you mean?" This job, the job you applied for... "What job is this again? What do you do here?"

    rowdybuttons Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe consult with paramedics, because that doesn’t sound healthy.

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you send your résumé to 100 companies, you lose track of what job every company offers.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, me on my first interview, I was in denial and was just dropped off by my parents. Thank god I've grown since then.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he enjoyed being on unemployment

    #34

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) This guy was really good, but he kept bringing up his vacation in the Finger Lakes like every four sentences. 'Just making sure the Finger Lakes thing is OK.' I mean, for real?

    BoopThisIsMySam , Sebastian Herrmann Report

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe "Finger Lakes" is some kind of code?

    Emily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he look suspiciously like Jim Carey??

    Y T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beautiful there though.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the Toe Lakes, I guess.

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    #35

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) At the conclusion of the interview, we asked if he had anything else to add, and he said "Please like me."

    [deleted] , Cytonn Photography Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably nerves getting the better of him

    Beuska
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is cute :)

    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a panel where someone asked at the end "is there anything you want to add that'll make us remember you?". No word of a lie, he replied "I had a five knuckle shuffle this morning". We were speechless, buy definitely remembered him!

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But didn't ask that they subscribe as well?

    m squared
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, poor applicant. I feel bad for him.

    A U T O P H O B I A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably didn't have much people that liked him

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably had a massive full on all body cringe in the car park when he left the building at the thought of that and probably still does to this very day

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    #36

    Posted an ad for taxi drivers on Craigslist, and got a picture of some anime samurai, along with a long dissertation on how the applicant was really into comics and anime. But didn't answer any of the questions.

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    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone who very earnestly completely misunderstood advice about a good cover letter.

    #37

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) She cried three times during the interview about how much she hated her current job. My coworker had to get up and grab a box of tissues for her. When she finally calmed down, she informed us that she'd need a special desk chair due to an injury she sustained at her current job

    accidentalhorse , Ivan Aleksic Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I feel sorry for her.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same...I really hope she got out of that job

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    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor lady isn't holding it together, needs to get out, but can't because she unable to keep it together. Vicious circle.

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The special desk chair shouldn‘t be held against her Oo If anything, it’s great of here that she was so honest about that upfront.

    Chaotic_pansexual
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :( I feel bad. I mean, sure, she was struggling to hold it together but if she was a good applicant, I woulda still hired her, especially since it would get her out of her current situation

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasn't a bad interviewee...she's just traumatized and was physically hurt in her current environment.

    Paul Aguilera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most awkward rejection interview ever

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww that is sad did she get hired? At the end of the day we're all human

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She mentioned a supposed on-the-job injury at a job she hated. If this was the U.S. (lawsuits abound), then no, she most definitely didn't get the job. I work in a no-fault state (meaning you can be fired for any reason or no reason at all). My coworker was wonderful. Everyone loved him. Our manager found out he had an ongoing lawsuit against a former employer. Without knowing whether the lawsuit was justified or even what it was about, he was fired that day.

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    #38

    Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories) I asked, 'How well do you interact with people?' He said, 'I used to be a bouncer, so I know how to DEAL with people.' I immediately said, 'OK, this interview is over. Thank you for your time.

    Bubblesintroubles , Tinus Marte Report

    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was more tongue-in-cheek funny than anything else. Bit weird to dismiss someone for having been a bouncer.

    Kiki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not that its just that he suggests that he will use violence with the customers

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    Kari Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bouncers I know are actually always the calmest people in conflict situations. Many of them also went through special deescalation training (probably depends on where you live, of course).

    Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a stupid one. Not every bouncers hit people immediately, there are some de-escalation professionals among them. You'd love them in your team.

    Vytas Navickas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why? I know lawyers that worked as bouncers once upon a time

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