Article created by: Ieva Pečiulytė

We humans are a fascinating bunch. We’ve split the atom, painted masterpieces, and sent robots to Mars. But give us a door with a “pull” sign, and we’ll push every time.

Maybe that’s why the world is full of oddly specific warnings and disclaimers. Because when common sense takes a day off, someone has to write the label that follows. Here are some of the funniest ones people have spotted.

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Bison wearing jeans beside a sign warning against selfies with fluffy cows; a funny disclaimer image.

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    Funny disclaimer on out-of-order escalator, reads, "This escalator is refusing to escalate. Please use the lift."

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    Funny disclaimer sign at construction site, humorously referencing Rome's construction with SuperValu logo.

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    Funny disclaimer about insects, explaining they are not responsible for bugs landing on outdoor diners' food or drink.

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    Funny disclaimer sign on a tree warns hikers not to explore unknown trail paths.

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    Sign with a funny disclaimer about posting on social media during a fire.

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    A sign over a sink humorously warns not to remove a stick, meant for lizards to exit.

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    #8

    Conflicting road signs, one says road will continue, the other says it will not, illustrating funny disclaimers.

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    Funny disclaimer sign warns of cougar in area, advising against men under 30 traveling alone.

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    Funny disclaimer sign warns against petting skunks, calling them "striped kitties."

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    Funny disclaimer sign warning about echoing conversations into Room 2037, suggesting privacy issues.

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    Funny disclaimer sign in doctor's waiting room saying to cancel your appointment if you die while waiting.

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    Flooded road with a "road closed due to flooding" disclaimer partially submerged in water.

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    #14

    Sign on peanuts display says, "This product contains peanuts."

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    Seagull warning sign cautioning about food safety risks, with a photo of a seagull.

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    #16

    Sign at fuel dock warning: "Absolutely no smoking. Fire + Fuel = Kaboom."

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    Sign for bikers to give walkers notice, featuring a humorous disclaimer with a smiley face.

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    #18

    Funny disclaimer sign: "Please do not throw cabbages at our staff" in front of Tesco Sausage & Mash packs.

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    #19

    A dachshund sits inside a store, right below a sign prohibiting similar dogs, showcasing a funny disclaimer.

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    #20

    Humorous disclaimer sign reading, "This is the back door, the front door is around the back."

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    #21

    Funny disclaimer sign listing imaginary liabilities like UFO abductions and werewolf maulings near Madrid.

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    Funny disclaimers on a private sign that humorously says "Do Not Read."

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    #23

    Subway wrapper with a funny disclaimer: "Do not eat this wrapper."

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    #24

    Funny disclaimer in a restroom advises checking toilet paper before "you commit," suggesting a clever use of language.

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    #25

    Funny disclaimer card on table, humorously suggesting quiet departure after cutoff, likely to avoid potential lawsuit.

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    Funny disclaimer sign warning drivers about young animals and wild children, speed limit 20.

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    Funny disclaimer sign on a shop door reads "Open the door before entering."

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    Funny disclaimer on animal enclosure warning visitors about climbing, suggesting animals might eat them and get sick.

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    #29

    Bathroom sign stating, "No horses allowed in bathrooms," humorously suggests someone tried washing a horse inside.

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    #30

    Elevator doors with a funny disclaimer showing a no-car symbol.

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    Funny disclaimer sign banning Oreos in the library, likely due to a past incident.

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    Sign in cemetery with funny disclaimer about wiping feet to avoid carrying ghosts.

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    Funny disclaimer sign saying "Please Don't Touch the Glass!! It Scares the Donuts" above a donut display.

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    Funny disclaimer on piano: "I'm old and I'm tired, please do not play me" suggests past legal issues.

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    Funny disclaimer at Papa Tom's Pizza about a $50 cleanup fee for using confetti during festivities.

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    Funny disclaimer sign in cemetery: "No burials without cemetery personnel present."

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    Funny disclaimer sign saying “Beware of Wall” in a warehouse.

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    Danger sign with disclaimers about pressure relief device hazards and potential injury from escaping particles.

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    Humorous disclaimer on a tobacco-free sign requesting people to ignore a raccoon.

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    Framed sign with funny disclaimer saying, "I'm a window, not a door," highlighting humorous legal warnings.


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