Using dating apps can often feel like venturing into uncharted territory. How much should you reveal about yourself? Which photos are the most flattering? Should you prioritize looking your best or showcasing your personality on your profile?
It’s never easy to summarize yourself into a few photos and a brief bio, but there are some Tinder users out there who seem to have mastered the art of crafting an eye-catching profile. So to help any of you single pandas who need a little inspiration for your own dating apps, Bored Panda has scoured the Tinder subreddit to find photos of the most brilliant and hilarious profiles. Keep reading to find a conversation with Florian Höller, the Tinder Mentor, and be sure to upvote all of the users you would swipe right on!
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This Bio
But what voice does she want me to read in? Darth Vader? Bugs Bunny? I got it! Marcel Marceau!!!
Seriously though. In the US younger people seem to think being illiterate is the new cool thing.
I saw a documentary about the children of prostitutes in Calcutta's red light district. They weren't allowed (at the time) to have any more than a primary school education. The children featured were 10-12, and knew they could never be anything more. This absolutely beautiful little girl, sitting on the dirt floor, scrubbing a pot bigger than she was. She was telling the interviewer that the women were already asking her when she'd join them. She said, "I wonder what I would have been if I could have an education," just as casually as she might have said that it was raining outside. That child ended up being sponsored by an American family, and is now a cellist.
Load More Replies...Yes, it does. Not sure how much you do social media but the sheer number of people who can't write an intelligible sentence is stunning
Load More Replies...Say what you will about Tinder, but when that app started appearing on singles’ phones in 2013, it absolutely changed the dating game forever. There are now about 57 million monthly active users on the app who typically log on between 4-5 times each day, making over 26 million new matches daily. In total, over 20 billion matches have been made on Tinder over the last decade, and it’s the most downloaded dating app in the world. But just because a huge number of people use Tinder doesn’t mean they all know how to use it well.
Apparently, men on Tinder swipe right about 46.4% of the time, while women swipe right only 14.8% of the time. So clearly, there’s room for improvement in a lot of users’ profiles. Some of the most common reasons for passing on a potential partner are: they didn’t put enough effort into their profile; their bio was cliche; their interests were too vague; they had photos doing activities you hate (Hunting or fishing pics? Immediate swipe left.); and they complained too much on their profile.
Kyle Likes To Go Above And Beyond
I don't know what this says about me that I find this fairly convincing. I mean, I'm still not interested in people, but Kyle seems pretty cool.
Damn it, I'm a straight guy, and I would date him xD
Load More Replies...I especially liked the "I was chubby when younger so now I'm funny" part.
Scientific explanation: Golden retrievers are fanastically friendly and loving... but indiscriminate. Huskies know what they want, seek it, and complain vocally if they don't get it.
My brain stumbled over "fanastically", but now I think I'll integrate this into my vocabulary as a fabulous mix of fantastically and fanatically
Load More Replies...To learn more about what it takes to have a standout Tinder profile, we reached out to Florian Höller, also known as the Tinder Mentor, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. "A great Tinder profile is something that is a good representation of your 'vibe,'" Florian says. "On one hand, authenticity is very important, but so is showing yourself from your best side. That balance is what most people are struggling with and what I help my clients with mostly."
But the expert actually doesn't think incorporating humor into your profile is a great idea. "I wish it was different," he shared. "The reason is pretty simple: Humor always needs context. People usually don't spend enough time to understand context in order for humor to consistently work. Plus, there's always that danger of other users thinking you're not even serious."
Good Sense Of Humor
That's just hilarious. As a disabled person it's good to see other disabled people living their best lives. Would definitely swipe her.
When I got bullied for being in a wheelchair I would say, "Yeah, I should just stand up for myself and walk it off, right?" Left those bullies speechless every time XD
She's gorgeous AND funny! I'd take her for a spin... I mean... um...
What's going on with the back of the chair to her right?
When it comes to the most important thing Tinder users should keep in mind when crafting their profiles, Florian says, "You want to come across as confident but still approachable and not try hard as a man."
"As a woman, what works best is presenting yourself as easy going, natural but at the same time as someone who is actually interested in making connections and engage with men."
Have To Admit She's Pretty Funny
i think she’d be more of a sit down comedian- since she’s in a wheelchair and all…
Stand-up-from-the-crown-and-step-un-op-in-the-limelight-if-you-think-you-cqn-stand-the-heat is what stand up comedy actually means. I
Load More Replies...She is definitely a keeper. Again good to see disabled people living their best lives.
Florian's most important tip is to avoid any kind of negativity on your profile. "If you're a girl and you only want to date men over 6 foot, don't write that in your bio," the expert shared. "The number of men who are actually taller than that but don't want to date a girl who makes that superficial distinction is higher than most are aware of."
"Same goes for any other kind of physical attributes, and it's actually true for both men and women on their profiles," Florian noted. "Understand it's your job to swipe left or right on who you like. So let whoever wants to swipe right on you, and then do the filtering yourself either swiping, or through actually texting."
If you'd like to learn more advice from the Tinder Mentor, be sure to visit Florian's website!
I've Never Wanted To Go To Couple's Therapy With A Stranger This Much Before
I can't decide what's funnier, the couples therapy or the Michael Jackson joke?
Jarret Is A King
If he's already got a chick, what's he doing on a dating app? (fades into the bushes)
🦆 (I find it funny that I typed duck into the emoji search thing and one of the suggestions was 🤬)
Maybe it thought you wrote f*ck?
Load More Replies...Best Bio
I got A+ in Human Anatomy, the final was on the embryology of testicular tissues and their functions. But I'm better practice than theory 😂😜
When it comes to what makes Tinder users swipe right, initial attraction obviously plays a huge factor. But according to Dr. Laura Germine, a researcher in psychiatric genetics, our personal taste is usually not too far off from what we look like ourselves. "Facial features that are familiar to us, we tend to find more attractive, probably because of the sheer level of exposure we have to those sorts of facial features,” Dr. Germine explained to Bustle.
But we also judge a potential partner’s personality traits based on what photos they choose to share on Tinder. Men who appear “fun and outgoing” on their profiles are seen as more successful than guys who look more reserved. And women who come off as “smart or serious” in their dating profiles receive fewer messages than those who are perceived as fun and carefree.
He's Funny
ik its a joke but remember you guys are beautiful no matter your color or race, ok? <3
British. I’m either translucent white or glowing red. Depending on the time of year
Don't forget them pale blue scotsmen living in the north.
Load More Replies...Heck, I'm European and the best I can do is sort of pinkish brown.
My husband bought a couple tubes of Colgate, I can't wait to use this joke on him!
This Made Me Laugh. Filed Away For Future Use
Well my profile picture of Freddy Kruger finally came in handy
Read this one so often, it could go into the Tinder BS Bingo options pool.
We also look for traits that are unique when we’re swiping through dating profiles. After seeing 100 brunette men with the same haircut who all have a dog and love to go hiking, it can feel like you’re swiping in circles. But if someone suddenly stands out, has a witty bio and has photos that don’t look like they came from a Google search for “pretty girl standing outside,” they might be a godsend for a bored Tinder user. OkCupid’s Jimena Almendares told Bustle that dating app users should play up their unique traits. While they might not be everyone’s cup of tea, they will stand out to the right person. And at the end of the day, it’s not about how many matches you get, it’s about getting the right one.
Either Way Would Work. I'm Not Picky
I Can't Stop Laughing At This
I think he's even more adorable now that you point that out.
Load More Replies...At Least She Has A Sense Of Humor
Omg I just got it! Want to say such an amazing pun!
Load More Replies...Everyone has their own opinion on what makes for the perfect Tinder profile, because we all have different tastes. But there are a few ground rules that everyone should understand before venturing into the harsh world of online dating, especially if they actually want to get matches. First of all, no group photos, therapist Taylor Orlandoni, MHC-LP, told Women’s Health. It can be confusing, and it can backfire when people start messaging you asking for your friend’s details. Your dating profile is the one place that should be all about you!
Immediate Right Swipe. I Was Dying Laughing Because Of This Profile
I worry about this, far too much polyester and friction in this photo. It's shocking. Or it will be imminently.
Am I The Only One Who Is A Sucker For Such Bio's
There is a fine line with self-deprecating humor. A little means "I'm not a threat and I don't take myself too seriously". Too much and it means " I have low self-esteem and lack confidence ". I have crossed that line many times. This man is a master.
Definitely Worth A Super Like
Is one of her hobbies pretending to be a mannequin and scaring the poop out of people
My thought was maybe dealing with cancer / chemo and is in the bald phase and trying to communicate that in a humorous way. Obviously some women can/do choose to shave on purpose but my friend went through a phase of looking something like this before her hair later grew back.
Load More Replies...Me too. Which Weymouth though? I live near Weymouth, England.
Load More Replies...It’s also important to clearly state your intentions on Tinder to avoid wasting your own and anyone else’s time. If you’re just looking for some fun but aren’t willing to commit to a relationship, don’t lead anyone on. And if you are looking for a relationship, be up front about that too. Your photo choices can even help convey to viewers what you’re looking for. More suggestive or revealing pics might imply that you’re more interested in hookups, while more wholesome, PG photos might imply that you’re in need of a more genuine connection.
This One Is Clever
Not Gonna Lie, That's A Good Bio
In all honesty, a rock opera about CHESS rapped the "witness/fitness" rhyme better. "Siam's gonna be the witness/ to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness/This grips me more than would a/ muddy old river or reclining Buddha/ I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate/ I'm contemplating/ I'd let you watch, I would invite you/ but the queens we use would not excite you (It's a drag it's a bore/ it's really such a pity to be looking at a board/not looking at the city)"
Controversial opinion: Fergie is terrible. She butchered the national anthem and can't even sing without auto tune. I don't like her music at ALL
Fostering Men
I am a living version of Good Luck Chuck so I understand this 100%.
LIKE THE ALBUM WITH BELLA LUGOSI'S DEAD IN IT??!!!!!
Load More Replies...Like, we make them better and then they start anew with someone who doesn’t know their previous self
Load More Replies...In 2018, Badoo also investigated some of the top reasons Tinder users decide to swipe right, and according to their findings, nearly a third of women appreciate seeing a profile picture of a potential partner in the countryside. 29% also love to find a dog on a man’s profile, and 18% swipe right on someone who shows off their tattoos on their profile. 18% also appreciate men with beards, and 7% even swipe right on photos of guys with their cars. And you might be surprised to find out that 8% also appreciate photos of men taken at the gym. I guess it is attractive to know that someone lives an active lifestyle?
Profiles Like This Are The Reason I Joined Tinder
Gotta Hand It To This Girl's Great Sense Of Humor
I didn't even notice the missing arm until the jokes. I thought the chair was a leather jacket
Who's downvoting me? She listed 'arms dealer' as her own profession
Load More Replies...This Guy Just Won Online Dating
Can I date the camel, anybody carrying a naked man on their back looking that superior is a winner
On the other hand, there are, of course, some things that cause women to immediately swipe left. And according to Badoo, 54% of women do not like to see a guy share a photo of himself with an attractive woman. Is that his sister, his best friend or his ex? Too much effort to find out, so left swipe it is! 49% of women on Tinder also hate group photos, and 47% don’t want to see any shirtless pics either. 37% reported that they don’t like seeing photos from the gym, so perhaps it’s actually not worth it to share those. And nearly a third swipe left on mirror selfies, while 19% say they’ll swipe left on pics with safari animals as well.
This One Made Me Chuckle. Who Hurt You?
I Just Wanted To Show Of My Bio Because I Think It's Hilarious
Yes, so after also seeing that photo they call him ugly, poor and dumb.
Load More Replies...So he is ugly and stupid. Pilots absolutely should not be drinking alcohol while flying.
Drinking beer in a car: sick, depraved, disgusting|| Drinking beer in a vehicle that could turn a parking lot full of people into hamburger: Lol!
I have often drank beer in a car. I don’t drive so I think it’s allowed. But that’s champagne.
Load More Replies...Every. Damn. Time
As an asexual woman I feel like this dating bio very strongly 😂
At the end of the day, your dating profile should reflect your personality. If you think the best way to introduce yourself is to sit in a bathtub full of ramen, more power to you. Even if it doesn’t get you hundreds of matches, I’m sure it will win you at least one who shares a love of Japanese noodles too. And we here at Bored Panda can appreciate all the effort you’ve put into that profile too, because now we get to have a laugh and share it with our friends as well!
This Tickled My Funny Bone
Tibia honest, I though it was pretty funny
Load More Replies...Incredible Bio
Not sure, but I'm over 25 with no interest in Star Wars and a strong affinity for fat a§ses.
Load More Replies...This Profile I Came Across
The only possible way that could be disappointing is if you have to clean it up but the obvious perfect solution to the problem won't work because you have a terrible cake allergy.
Do you feel like you’ve learned how to perfect your online dating game, pandas? We hope you’re enjoying reading through all of these profiles, and be sure to keep upvoting the ones you’d be happy to swipe right on. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more brilliant and hilarious Tinder profiles, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last article on the same topic!
Someone's Type
I didn't know whether to laugh or offer my condolences with this line. In due time the one worthy of your essence will find you.
The last time I held hands with anyone, I was helping an elderly woman cross the street.
His clothes and jewlery clash some how with the rawness of his fingertips. Unless he is typing using an angry chihuahua as keyboard somehow?
Height Standard
I don’t understand why people care so much about height. If you need someone to get stuff down for you just get a stepladder
Because if your taller than a man he gets a complex and acts like an a*s
Load More Replies...Disagree. I am 5’11” and would not date men shorter than me. It just felt awkward
Load More Replies...Grandma Rocking This Bio
i didnt laugh...its happened, ive seen it all! edit: nevermind, laughed my a*s off on a different post
I am resisting every urge to respond with all of my well-articulated foulness; I have a vivid imagination, and keeping certain things in my mind corrodes my soul. You're welcome, Pandas.
4x Matches And Replies With A Simple Trick. Mention You Have A Pet
Life of 3.1415926535897932384. Every knows the official animal is the pi-thon.
This Is By Far The Greatest Profile I Have Ever Seen
Goth Brynn is my favorite too. Closely followed by little sister Brynn.
Load More Replies...its took me a while to realise that this is the same person... and even longer to realise that Brynn is a female name lol
Is Brynn male or female? Or am I not allowed to ask? Brynn is a blokes name, so... 🤷♂️
To me it is a feminine name, especially with the spelling. I'm in eastern US.
Load More Replies...Shapeshifter
I'm both proud and ashamed I didn't realise what was happening at first???
I did. Immediately seen the shadow for what it look like.
Load More Replies...Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen
I love it's lil grumpy faceeeeeeeeee sooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
at first i thought it didnt ave a nose then I saw it was just blending in
Load More Replies...Men Will Do Anything For A Right Swipe
They are definitely going to want to put some newspaper down.
Load More Replies...Grandma's willing to step into a cage for you. Take a wild guess who's moving in with you when the time comes?
Plot twist: He lives with Grandma.
Load More Replies...This Is Honestly Hilarious
I Would Date Her
It's a real fake mustache adhered to her face?
Load More Replies...Looks like I gotta check a few of her references. Anyone know how to get to Kashyyyk from Earth?
My mum would envy that moustache even though she wants a beard more
I would date her too! Come on, she has a glowing endorsement from Chewbacca from crying out loud.
Anyone else remember the magician Doug Henning? Because with the moustache, she's a dead ringer for Doug Henning.
This Bio
yah who likes d**k in their coffee * quickly takes d**k out of coffee*
Load More Replies...these revenge bios are scary, these people need therapy rather than potentially hurting other people
I Don't Know Why, But I Thought This Was Funny
Dad jokes transcend age (and gender too, Aino is a feminine name)
Load More Replies...in america weve got gr8 dad jokes too. sure, they can corny at times, but whatever. that's prolly where they were invented.
Load More Replies...Maybe This Is Why I'm Not Getting Tinder Matches?
Here's My Tinder Profile
This Isn't A Cosplay, Right?
When Your Profile Tells A Whole Story
omg I the milk "man" at walmart for a very short time. It was a great job!
Brotherly Love
Mean. Also, not a good way to convince anyone to hang around with your sister.
reminds me of how i act with insults. when im insulted, i rub it off. when my friends are insulted, im a god damn lion with crow wings, knifes for teeth, and a mini gun.
I Almost Swiped Left After Seeing The First Half Of The Bio
Sorry, 'dumb' is about the only thing that's non-negotiable. You could be a vegan crossfit Swiftie and I'll take it as long as you're not dumb.
Stereotyping people isn't gonna get you too far :/
Load More Replies...Idk what this says about me, but I was so confused that BP was censoring the word “whale” 🙃
Same, I couldn't figure the word out for the longest time
Load More Replies...Rate My Tinder Picture & Bio
I Found This Funny Profile
Just break up pls this ain't an adoption website and she ain't a child who needs someone
The Perfect Match Doesn't Exist
I'm obsessed with history, so was intrigued until I read the bio and... That just sounds creepy *shudders*
Found Love In A Hopeless Place
when was it ever, ever funny? maybe she should stick to whatever she's good at (which is not writing jokes)
And after she got you by the you know what....Nor your house, your kids, your car, your banking account..he'll! No even your dog!
I Would Drive Any Distance To Meet This Man
Is this not how everyone washes their hair? How else would you do it???
🤢 I can imagine how nasty the urinal is, because that toilet is disgusting. And where is the toilet paper? How does he wipe his @ss?
Found This Gem Yesterday
What Do Y'all Think About My Profile?
Plenty Of Fish In The Sea
This Is One Of The Best Bios I've Seen
All Her Photos Are Like This
"unterste Schublade" literally means lowest drawer in German, but figuratively "das ist unterste Schublade" means "that is really low/ bush-league/ a low blow" and so on 🤣🤣🤣 I like her
Now That's True Love
Covering up an… oddly hateful? comment. Anyway, tell me about something you’re proud of! Flex those Ws, big or small!
Made This Profile When I Was Drunk. I Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Ever At The Time
Mouthing "I Love You" To Strangers On Tinder Seems Like A Better Alternative Tho
I had that happen IRL once. In my car in a parking lot. This lady walks past my front windshield, leans over a bit so she is eye level with me and mouths "I love you". And then just walks off. I happened to be at a point mentally where I needed to hear that and it made me feel good even though it was a rando stranger. It didn't feel like a come date me thing though. It just felt like a human caring for another human. Or possibly she was flirting and I'm just incredibly dense but I'd never seen her before.
The Only Acceptable Kind Of Group Photo
That’s probably the reason she chose that photo
Load More Replies...I Made My Dog A Tinder. Feel Free To Message Him If You Come Across His Profile
So, How Old Is She?
Maybe the photo is of her sister or friends bday party... or maybe the age after her name is a typo... or... idk I give up
No Description, No Other Photos
An Amazing And Relatable Tinder Bio
Good Tinder Profile
Tinder Is Always Full Of Nice Surprises
So sad your self esteem is so low the only way to get matches is by offering to suck everyones d***.
1. she did not offer that she would suck everyone 2. it's effing Tinder
Load More Replies...Tinder MVP
I Will Be Surprised If I'll Find A Better Profile This Year. This Is The Perfection
I'm So Conflicted
I tried wearing one of these things for Halloween once, it didn’t go well
The Best Profile I've Seen In My Short Tinder Journey
Tinder Is Funny
Welcome To Tinder
The Shower Crying Joke Made Me Chuckle
This Bio Sent Me
Am I the only one that whenever no one else comments I have a urge to comment cause I know it’ll get noticed first and I’ll get more upvotes?
Best Way To Get A Match During The Pandemic
Maybe She Should Play Another Game
The question becomes Smooth or Crunchy peanut butter? (It's smooth for the win by the way. Crunchy is for sadists. Looking at my best friend here😁)
Whats up with "damaged girl" syndrome? If I where a man i would be afraid to go on dates incase someone asked me to choke them.
I Just Found This Hilarious Bio
Pure Gold
A God Among Men
yes, my good man! i'll have the milk steak boiled over hard, and your finest jellybeans... raw!
Load More Replies...Is he channeling Zardoz? If so, Sean Connery did a much better job.
Just Saw This Bio
Recreating Mary Catherine Gallagher
Standards Are Getting Out Of Hands
I guess. I mean how many hands are we talking about here? They aren't the easiest thing to go out and collect, ya know.
Load More Replies...This Man Has Won
No Description, But At Least He's Got Two Pictures. Both Were Taken While Getting Arrested
My Friend's Tinder Bio Is The Funniest Thing
Archived post on Reddit. Click on the merseypanic name below the posting.. tinder-64f...dd-png.jpg
I Almost Swiped Right Based On The Humor Factor. Did I Match? No. Did I Laugh? Yes. Gotta Respect The Honesty
What is the obsession with a*s eating in these? Do the ladies like that so much it's the main thing in your bio?
The Dead South is fantastic. This song is very much worth listening to.
Well the eat a-- comment is gross but has good taste in music.. (I've got that album 😎)
I was surprised to find out they were a Canadian band for some reason. I would have thought they were from my neck of the woods.
Load More Replies...UVU? surprised to see cuss words in there (i live there and go there lmao)
What Do You Think, Boys?
Which Bio Is Your Favorite?
How To Look Clever On Tinder. Step 1: Read A Book Upside Down
My Friend, Who Gets 20+ Likes A Day Said I Needed A More Professional Picture And A Quote I Like In My Bio. Do You Guys Think This Will Work?
Tired Of Searching
First Day Using The App, Stumbled Upon This
So The Old Saying Isn't True
wait what do you mean? i don't quite get this one
Load More Replies...Men Dusting Off Their Muskets
Found In The Wild
You're Damn Right I Swiped Right
This Bio
Meanwhile, Over On Tinder
But it's salron. What's he got to do with Darth Vader?
Opinions On My Profile?
Chopped Up And Boiled? Raw? Golden Brown? What Does It Mean??
His Height Is His Entire Personality
Raw-Men
10/10 Bio
I Saw This While Swiping Through
I Had To Swipe For His Costume
I Found The One
Inappropriate But Funny
I Can't Even
Rise Up, Short Kings. You Can Do Better
Translation: "Tall women need tall boyfriends. Short women also need tall boyfriends. Short men can just love each other."
None Of These Words Describe Me
Perfect Profile For Something Not Serious
This Bio Actually Got Me A Match For Once
I Don't Think This Guy Will Be On Tinder For Long
I've Made A Tinder Profile. Hoping To Find Something Lactose Free
I Found This On Tinder
This Bio
Rate My Bio
I Like My Women Like I Like My Milk?
Oh god I really hope that he doesn't mean what I think he means because ew.
Tinder You Never Fail To Amuse Me
My Pronouns Are USA
It's a joke. There's more at the bottom, she’s asking in Swedish for people not to message her in English because she can’t understand it.
Some of these were absolutely brilliant and hilarious. Some of these were absolute cringe.
Quite a few of the guys profiles are highlighting eating a*s as a selling point...I mean..is it?
Quite interesting and some very humorous, glad I'm not on the market !
my pickup line on tinder would be "I have multiple 10mm sockets and wrenches <3"
Some of these were absolutely brilliant and hilarious. Some of these were absolute cringe.
Quite a few of the guys profiles are highlighting eating a*s as a selling point...I mean..is it?
Quite interesting and some very humorous, glad I'm not on the market !
my pickup line on tinder would be "I have multiple 10mm sockets and wrenches <3"
