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Using dating apps can often feel like venturing into uncharted territory. How much should you reveal about yourself? Which photos are the most flattering? Should you prioritize looking your best or showcasing your personality on your profile? 

It’s never easy to summarize yourself into a few photos and a brief bio, but there are some Tinder users out there who seem to have mastered the art of crafting an eye-catching profile. So to help any of you single pandas who need a little inspiration for your own dating apps, Bored Panda has scoured the Tinder subreddit to find photos of the most brilliant and hilarious profiles. Keep reading to find a conversation with Florian Höller, the Tinder Mentor, and be sure to upvote all of the users you would swipe right on!

#1

This Bio

This Bio

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Julia Mckinney
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what voice does she want me to read in? Darth Vader? Bugs Bunny? I got it! Marcel Marceau!!!

DB
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Send me a picture of you cooking a meal instead of using Door Dash.

Tee Rat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do "For Dummies" or pop-up books count? I also have a few coloring books.

whiterabbit
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously though. In the US younger people seem to think being illiterate is the new cool thing.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a documentary about the children of prostitutes in Calcutta's red light district. They weren't allowed (at the time) to have any more than a primary school education. The children featured were 10-12, and knew they could never be anything more. This absolutely beautiful little girl, sitting on the dirt floor, scrubbing a pot bigger than she was. She was telling the interviewer that the women were already asking her when she'd join them. She said, "I wonder what I would have been if I could have an education," just as casually as she might have said that it was raining outside. That child ended up being sponsored by an American family, and is now a cellist.

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ShyWahine
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That certainly narrows the field…

KittyMommy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it does. Not sure how much you do social media but the sheer number of people who can't write an intelligible sentence is stunning

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Pride Bean️‍
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would generally match her. I like anyone that reads.

AngryRobotsInc
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So no people with reading disorders.

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And pop-up books don't count!

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Say what you will about Tinder, but when that app started appearing on singles’ phones in 2013, it absolutely changed the dating game forever. There are now about 57 million monthly active users on the app who typically log on between 4-5 times each day, making over 26 million new matches daily. In total, over 20 billion matches have been made on Tinder over the last decade, and it’s the most downloaded dating app in the world. But just because a huge number of people use Tinder doesn’t mean they all know how to use it well

Apparently, men on Tinder swipe right about 46.4% of the time, while women swipe right only 14.8% of the time. So clearly, there’s room for improvement in a lot of users’ profiles. Some of the most common reasons for passing on a potential partner are: they didn’t put enough effort into their profile; their bio was cliche; their interests were too vague; they had photos doing activities you hate (Hunting or fishing pics? Immediate swipe left.); and they complained too much on their profile. 

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    #2

    Kyle Likes To Go Above And Beyond

    Kyle Likes To Go Above And Beyond

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what this says about me that I find this fairly convincing. I mean, I'm still not interested in people, but Kyle seems pretty cool.

    random username
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it, I'm a straight guy, and I would date him xD

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I especially liked the "I was chubby when younger so now I'm funny" part.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientific explanation: Golden retrievers are fanastically friendly and loving... but indiscriminate. Huskies know what they want, seek it, and complain vocally if they don't get it.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain stumbled over "fanastically", but now I think I'll integrate this into my vocabulary as a fabulous mix of fantastically and fanatically

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    9 animals and counting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would date this guy without a second thought.

    Almostfoxlike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the bio effort im looking for

    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kyle probably didn't stay single for long.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'd go out with Kyle....and I'm not gay! He sounds like good fun to be around.

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    To learn more about what it takes to have a standout Tinder profile, we reached out to Florian Höller, also known as the Tinder Mentor, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. "A great Tinder profile is something that is a good representation of your 'vibe,'" Florian says. "On one hand, authenticity is very important, but so is showing yourself from your best side. That balance is what most people are struggling with and what I help my clients with mostly."

    But the expert actually doesn't think incorporating humor into your profile is a great idea. "I wish it was different," he shared. "The reason is pretty simple: Humor always needs context. People usually don't spend enough time to understand context in order for humor to consistently work. Plus, there's always that danger of other users thinking you're not even serious."

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    #3

    Good Sense Of Humor

    Good Sense Of Humor

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wheelie good joke. Thank you and good night.

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A coworker of mine who walks with crutches pointed out a mistake I made so I told him "I stand corrected-and so do you." He thought that was really funny.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grammar crackers as a first date feast would be perfect.

    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just hilarious. As a disabled person it's good to see other disabled people living their best lives. Would definitely swipe her.

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not on any dating apps, but my opening line to her would have to be "You've been running through my mind all day". And that is probably why I'm not on dating apps.

    Annabeth Chase (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got bullied for being in a wheelchair I would say, "Yeah, I should just stand up for myself and walk it off, right?" Left those bullies speechless every time XD

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's gorgeous AND funny! I'd take her for a spin... I mean... um...

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why commas are important.

    Holy Shimmering Sheeps541t
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's going on with the back of the chair to her right?

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    When it comes to the most important thing Tinder users should keep in mind when crafting their profiles, Florian says, "You want to come across as confident but still approachable and not try hard as a man."

    "As a woman, what works best is presenting yourself as easy going, natural but at the same time as someone who is actually interested in making connections and engage with men."

    #4

    Have To Admit She's Pretty Funny

    Have To Admit She's Pretty Funny

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    ʇɐɹlıɯɐɥ ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ǝl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think she’d be more of a sit down comedian- since she’s in a wheelchair and all…

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand-up-from-the-crown-and-step-un-op-in-the-limelight-if-you-think-you-cqn-stand-the-heat is what stand up comedy actually means. I

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    astro exe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another funny girl in a wheelchair! Do wheelchairs automatically make girls funny?

    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is definitely a keeper. Again good to see disabled people living their best lives.

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    Florian's most important tip is to avoid any kind of negativity on your profile. "If you're a girl and you only want to date men over 6 foot, don't write that in your bio," the expert shared. "The number of men who are actually taller than that but don't want to date a girl who makes that superficial distinction is higher than most are aware of."

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    "Same goes for any other kind of physical attributes, and it's actually true for both men and women on their profiles," Florian noted. "Understand it's your job to swipe left or right on who you like. So let whoever wants to swipe right on you, and then do the filtering yourself either swiping, or through actually texting."

    If you'd like to learn more advice from the Tinder Mentor, be sure to visit Florian's website!

    #5

    I've Never Wanted To Go To Couple's Therapy With A Stranger This Much Before

    I've Never Wanted To Go To Couple's Therapy With A Stranger This Much Before

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide what's funnier, the couples therapy or the Michael Jackson joke?

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bet he is also a smooth criminal

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    laughed way to hard at the michael jackson joke

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    #6

    Jarret Is A King

    Jarret Is A King

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's already got a chick, what's he doing on a dating app? (fades into the bushes)

    AJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert joke about unsolicited duck pics

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy wins Tinder. There is not a woman alive who wouldn't swipe right after seeing that.

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd date him too. If he brought Daisy.

    WillowRoseL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💯would make contact with the hope of meeting Daisy 🦆🥰!

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people insist on sending unsolicited duck pics?!?

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    #7

    Best Bio

    Best Bio

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well as long as you can stimulate the Clematis , it should all be good.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm now working as an OBGIN."

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's spelled OBI-GEEWA-YEN. It's japanese

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate *clears throut* when people *looking nervously around* uses ** when flirting. 🤢 But this above is an exception for me. 👍

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I only thought to save my notes from auto class.

    Virginie Michaud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got A+ in Human Anatomy, the final was on the embryology of testicular tissues and their functions. But I'm better practice than theory 😂😜

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    When it comes to what makes Tinder users swipe right, initial attraction obviously plays a huge factor. But according to Dr. Laura Germine, a researcher in psychiatric genetics, our personal taste is usually not too far off from what we look like ourselves. "Facial features that are familiar to us, we tend to find more attractive, probably because of the sheer level of exposure we have to those sorts of facial features,” Dr. Germine explained to Bustle.

    But we also judge a potential partner’s personality traits based on what photos they choose to share on Tinder. Men who appear “fun and outgoing” on their profiles are seen as more successful than guys who look more reserved. And women who come off as “smart or serious” in their dating profiles receive fewer messages than those who are perceived as fun and carefree. 

    #8

    He's Funny

    He's Funny

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is all the stuff in his shelves?

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British. I’m either translucent white or glowing red. Depending on the time of year

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget them pale blue scotsmen living in the north.

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I'm European and the best I can do is sort of pinkish brown.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first I thought he had been brushing the vases w the toothpaste....

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband bought a couple tubes of Colgate, I can't wait to use this joke on him!

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    #9

    This Made Me Laugh. Filed Away For Future Use

    This Made Me Laugh. Filed Away For Future Use

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaa, I love this one.

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my profile picture of Freddy Kruger finally came in handy

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this one so often, it could go into the Tinder BS Bingo options pool.

    aubergine10003
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an extremely old, tired cliche on dating apps...

    JonaLou2U
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner, winner, chicken dinner (and I haven't been on a 1st date in 43 years).

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    We also look for traits that are unique when we’re swiping through dating profiles. After seeing 100 brunette men with the same haircut who all have a dog and love to go hiking, it can feel like you’re swiping in circles. But if someone suddenly stands out, has a witty bio and has photos that don’t look like they came from a Google search for “pretty girl standing outside,” they might be a godsend for a bored Tinder user. OkCupid’s Jimena Almendares told Bustle that dating app users should play up their unique traits. While they might not be everyone’s cup of tea, they will stand out to the right person. And at the end of the day, it’s not about how many matches you get, it’s about getting the right one

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    #10

    Either Way Would Work. I'm Not Picky

    Either Way Would Work. I'm Not Picky

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a bad way to find a cheap motorcycle.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my dad got one of his motorbikes

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long is not an slow and unreliable HD...I'm game

    #11

    I Can't Stop Laughing At This

    I Can't Stop Laughing At This

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh BABY!!! Just a sec, gotta divorce my husband.

    TastyRex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't he kind of look like Zelenskyy?

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's even more adorable now that you point that out.

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    Shashonie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over 30's ladies KNOW this is sexy. Basic, but sexy.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cute guy, and housebroken as well!

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have packed my other half’s suitcases so he can move out and Ryan can move in. We’ve only been together for 27 years. It’s not like it’s serious or anything. Just hoping Ryan likes older women.

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where you at Ryan? You got my attention...

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    #12

    At Least She Has A Sense Of Humor

    At Least She Has A Sense Of Humor

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that I've a silver tongue and a face like Quasimodo, this could work.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should keep the shortsighted people away.

    Brat hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just can't see my future with ya, I'm very ambitious but i lack proper vision here's another one you will always be a 10 for me

    Everyone has their own opinion on what makes for the perfect Tinder profile, because we all have different tastes. But there are a few ground rules that everyone should understand before venturing into the harsh world of online dating, especially if they actually want to get matches. First of all, no group photos, therapist Taylor Orlandoni, MHC-LP, told Women’s Health. It can be confusing, and it can backfire when people start messaging you asking for your friend’s details. Your dating profile is the one place that should be all about you

    #13

    Immediate Right Swipe. I Was Dying Laughing Because Of This Profile

    Immediate Right Swipe. I Was Dying Laughing Because Of This Profile

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    Almarako94
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This combined with the pic lets room for interpretation ...

    Lisa in Colorado
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already in love. LOTS of points for cleverness.

    Akherousia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's actually very nice looking

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also handsome and a snappy dresser!

    Holy Shimmering Sheeps541t
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worry about this, far too much polyester and friction in this photo. It's shocking. Or it will be imminently.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see 6 feet in the street too...granted not all are his but...

    astro exe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! Why are all these sit-down comedians so funny!

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    #14

    Am I The Only One Who Is A Sucker For Such Bio's

    Am I The Only One Who Is A Sucker For Such Bio's

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That review from his mother is hilarious.

    WillowRoseL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sense of humor like this is definitely worth a second look 😂

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a fine line with self-deprecating humor. A little means "I'm not a threat and I don't take myself too seriously". Too much and it means " I have low self-esteem and lack confidence ". I have crossed that line many times. This man is a master.

    FireSwirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I would try it just to see if he's funny in person too 🤣🤣

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    #15

    Definitely Worth A Super Like

    Definitely Worth A Super Like

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is one of her hobbies pretending to be a mannequin and scaring the poop out of people

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought was maybe dealing with cancer / chemo and is in the bald phase and trying to communicate that in a humorous way. Obviously some women can/do choose to shave on purpose but my friend went through a phase of looking something like this before her hair later grew back.

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    Kzincat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m laughing at the woman in the background with an expression of WTF?

    Thomas Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person in the backgrounds face makes this haha

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Weymouth isn't too far from where I live..

    martin734
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Which Weymouth though? I live near Weymouth, England.

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    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok the one in the black dress is kinda hot

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the one in the black dress is Catherine

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    CJay M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoooooo Im literally there rn

    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have that exact skirt

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's the one on the right. OK, pretty sure she is, anyway.

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    It’s also important to clearly state your intentions on Tinder to avoid wasting your own and anyone else’s time. If you’re just looking for some fun but aren’t willing to commit to a relationship, don’t lead anyone on. And if you are looking for a relationship, be up front about that too. Your photo choices can even help convey to viewers what you’re looking for. More suggestive or revealing pics might imply that you’re more interested in hookups, while more wholesome, PG photos might imply that you’re in need of a more genuine connection.   

    #16

    This One Is Clever

    This One Is Clever

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    #17

    Not Gonna Lie, That's A Good Bio

    Not Gonna Lie, That's A Good Bio

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all honesty, a rock opera about CHESS rapped the "witness/fitness" rhyme better. "Siam's gonna be the witness/ to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness/This grips me more than would a/ muddy old river or reclining Buddha/ I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate/ I'm contemplating/ I'd let you watch, I would invite you/ but the queens we use would not excite you (It's a drag it's a bore/ it's really such a pity to be looking at a board/not looking at the city)"

    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Controversial opinion: Fergie is terrible. She butchered the national anthem and can't even sing without auto tune. I don't like her music at ALL

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    #18

    Fostering Men

    Fostering Men

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    Lantana Howell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a living version of Good Luck Chuck so I understand this 100%.

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIKE THE ALBUM WITH BELLA LUGOSI'S DEAD IN IT??!!!!!

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, you have to quit smacking them with a rolled up newspaper.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, we make them better and then they start anew with someone who doesn’t know their previous self

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I should try this approach.

    In 2018, Badoo also investigated some of the top reasons Tinder users decide to swipe right, and according to their findings, nearly a third of women appreciate seeing a profile picture of a potential partner in the countryside. 29% also love to find a dog on a man’s profile, and 18% swipe right on someone who shows off their tattoos on their profile. 18% also appreciate men with beards, and 7% even swipe right on photos of guys with their cars. And you might be surprised to find out that 8% also appreciate photos of men taken at the gym. I guess it is attractive to know that someone lives an active lifestyle?

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    #19

    Profiles Like This Are The Reason I Joined Tinder

    Profiles Like This Are The Reason I Joined Tinder

    DJ404E Report

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, so the reason I have chicken legs is because I have a flat aṣs? 😫

    #20

    Gotta Hand It To This Girl's Great Sense Of Humor

    Gotta Hand It To This Girl's Great Sense Of Humor

    thomasthehypetrain Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The arms dealer is perfect, I love her sense of humor.

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even notice the missing arm until the jokes. I thought the chair was a leather jacket

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a safe date... She's unarmed.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's downvoting me? She listed 'arms dealer' as her own profession

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    JonaLou2U
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You. Are. Beautiful!!! Don't settle!

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    #21

    This Guy Just Won Online Dating

    This Guy Just Won Online Dating

    Temporary_Oil_3935 Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so stereotype cheesy it's wonderful. :)

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Cameline. :D

    Scrappychick
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I date the camel, anybody carrying a naked man on their back looking that superior is a winner

    Jodi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this just look like the cover of an erotic novel lol his hair is amazing though

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m aroace and I’d go on a date with him

    Eratis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'd get a super like from me

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    On the other hand, there are, of course, some things that cause women to immediately swipe left. And according to Badoo, 54% of women do not like to see a guy share a photo of himself with an attractive woman. Is that his sister, his best friend or his ex? Too much effort to find out, so left swipe it is! 49% of women on Tinder also hate group photos, and 47% don’t want to see any shirtless pics either. 37% reported that they don’t like seeing photos from the gym, so perhaps it’s actually not worth it to share those. And nearly a third swipe left on mirror selfies, while 19% say they’ll swipe left on pics with safari animals as well. 

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    #22

    This One Made Me Chuckle. Who Hurt You?

    This One Made Me Chuckle. Who Hurt You?

    Talstone Report

    #23

    I Just Wanted To Show Of My Bio Because I Think It's Hilarious

    I Just Wanted To Show Of My Bio Because I Think It's Hilarious

    smallLifter Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you land a joke

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just would like to point out, that he's drinking and flying

    Akherousia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, so after also seeing that photo they call him ugly, poor and dumb.

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    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he is ugly and stupid. Pilots absolutely should not be drinking alcohol while flying.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking beer in a car: sick, depraved, disgusting|| Drinking beer in a vehicle that could turn a parking lot full of people into hamburger: Lol!

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have often drank beer in a car. I don’t drive so I think it’s allowed. But that’s champagne.

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    #24

    Every. Damn. Time

    Every. Damn. Time

    Macho_Mans_Ghost Report

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should be a cat emoji to censor the name lol

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an asexual woman I feel like this dating bio very strongly 😂

    Yu Pan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, if you send me your cat's nudes, I'll send you my cat's nudes.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would date this man

    Legoinsinööri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are nice. Please don't drive home from a bar.

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    At the end of the day, your dating profile should reflect your personality. If you think the best way to introduce yourself is to sit in a bathtub full of ramen, more power to you. Even if it doesn’t get you hundreds of matches, I’m sure it will win you at least one who shares a love of Japanese noodles too. And we here at Bored Panda can appreciate all the effort you’ve put into that profile too, because now we get to have a laugh and share it with our friends as well!

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    #25

    This Tickled My Funny Bone

    This Tickled My Funny Bone

    1ronRab Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If dating profiles are needed in the afterlife it's worse than I thought.

    #26

    Incredible Bio

    Incredible Bio

    tecman26 Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did Star Wars and a fat åss become so exclusive?

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure, but I'm over 25 with no interest in Star Wars and a strong affinity for fat a§ses.

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    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about those exactly 25? What do they get?

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think "fat a*s" means something different over here.

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    which movies have you seen?

    feelthefebreze
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    shiiiiiiiiit she got the GYAT

    #27

    This Profile I Came Across

    This Profile I Came Across

    haloryder Report

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lady is aggressively adorable.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you still eat it? See? Not a complete fail

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only possible way that could be disappointing is if you have to clean it up but the obvious perfect solution to the problem won't work because you have a terrible cake allergy.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's how you make pineapple upside down cake.

    Do you feel like you’ve learned how to perfect your online dating game, pandas? We hope you’re enjoying reading through all of these profiles, and be sure to keep upvoting the ones you’d be happy to swipe right on. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more brilliant and hilarious Tinder profiles, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last article on the same topic!

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    #28

    Someone's Type

    Someone's Type

    GirlsGoneCultivated Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know whether to laugh or offer my condolences with this line. In due time the one worthy of your essence will find you.

    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time I held hands with anyone, I was helping an elderly woman cross the street.

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His clothes and jewlery clash some how with the rawness of his fingertips. Unless he is typing using an angry chihuahua as keyboard somehow?

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A photo not taken in the bathroom just of the front of the trouser area might actually assist in getting more dates.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a plus - or negative.

    #29

    Height Standard

    Height Standard

    DaddyPepeElPigelo Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand why people care so much about height. If you need someone to get stuff down for you just get a stepladder

    Almostfoxlike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if your taller than a man he gets a complex and acts like an a*s

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only girls who care about hight are shallow girls with no personality

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. I am 5’11” and would not date men shorter than me. It just felt awkward

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idc about height aswell ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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    #30

    Grandma Rocking This Bio

    Grandma Rocking This Bio

    tivnan1989 Report

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still some juice left in this box.....

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didnt laugh...its happened, ive seen it all! edit: nevermind, laughed my a*s off on a different post

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am resisting every urge to respond with all of my well-articulated foulness; I have a vivid imagination, and keeping certain things in my mind corrodes my soul. You're welcome, Pandas.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Gross

    #31

    4x Matches And Replies With A Simple Trick. Mention You Have A Pet

    4x Matches And Replies With A Simple Trick. Mention You Have A Pet

    AsianSteampunk Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a cat sir, it’s a llama.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life of 3.1415926535897932384. Every knows the official animal is the pi-thon.

    Mickipickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a Richard Parker, and he was a Guinea pig

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    will swipe right not sure about the human though

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Sock has a funny, and innocent, reason for their name

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    #32

    This Is By Far The Greatest Profile I Have Ever Seen

    This Is By Far The Greatest Profile I Have Ever Seen

    iamdream Report

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I recall correctly, there is a BP article about her and her photoshops

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goth Brynn is my spirit animal.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goth Brynn is my favorite too. Closely followed by little sister Brynn.

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its took me a while to realise that this is the same person... and even longer to realise that Brynn is a female name lol

    Saddest_Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love everything about it

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I think I’m in love with Brynn and her weirdness.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brynn clearly need a boyfriend to stop from making more cursed pics

    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Brynn male or female? Or am I not allowed to ask? Brynn is a blokes name, so... 🤷‍♂️

    CF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me it is a feminine name, especially with the spelling. I'm in eastern US.

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    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the world does she do this? What program is this?

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    #33

    Shapeshifter

    Shapeshifter

    Flex_Speedy Report

    CatProductions
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm both proud and ashamed I didn't realise what was happening at first???

    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give her this, she's got balls using this picture

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I just need the right shaft of sunlight to pull this off..." -Ariel.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems only fair given how many pics in this shape that most women get.

    FireSwirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    #34

    Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen

    Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen

    Xoptikdesigns Report

    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a real human, I can confirm her dog is, in fact, cute

    mYst17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its actually so cute! Like a quadrupled baby chewbacca

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it's lil grumpy faceeeeeeeeee sooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    aroace mamabear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but the dog is awesome. And I'm not dog person

    Lady Miss Pie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I want to squeeze that doggy

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, why oh why people breed (and buy) dogs with severe breathing problems. That kind of a disability isn't sweet at all, it is horrible.

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first i thought it didnt ave a nose then I saw it was just blending in

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    #35

    Men Will Do Anything For A Right Swipe

    Men Will Do Anything For A Right Swipe

    comingclutch Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks goodness it's dumb humor. At first I thought she was showing what she likes.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma's willing to step into a cage for you. Take a wild guess who's moving in with you when the time comes?

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that grandma is up for this says that this guy is worth a try or that she is desperate to get rid of him. But I’d date him just to meet grandma.

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rumor has it, she's been in there 8 yrs now

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the cage is on wheels. She can still roll around the room and get her house work done.

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how the granny agreed to this

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a helluva parrot cage. I need that!

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    #36

    This Is Honestly Hilarious

    This Is Honestly Hilarious

    Aeon_Air Report

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's in Denmark. It means the same in Danish.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gotten bad out there if signs are required. Well, I guess they've always been needed just never printed.

    #37

    I Would Date Her

    I Would Date Her

    Ohlala- Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t tell, is that photoshop or is that a real mustache?

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a real fake mustache adhered to her face?

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    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like I gotta check a few of her references. Anyone know how to get to Kashyyyk from Earth?

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum would envy that moustache even though she wants a beard more

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would date her too! Come on, she has a glowing endorsement from Chewbacca from crying out loud.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else remember the magician Doug Henning? Because with the moustache, she's a dead ringer for Doug Henning.

    Happy Onion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think she looks like Aaron Taylor Johnson?

    Okokok!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a bit like Aaron Taylor-Johnson

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    #38

    This Bio

    This Bio

    NatanKatreniok Report

    Zelda Sterling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who finds that charming

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yah who likes d**k in their coffee * quickly takes d**k out of coffee*

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these revenge bios are scary, these people need therapy rather than potentially hurting other people

    Sarel Seerower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dis she serve you coffee with another person's d**k in it?

    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definite swipe left. Womp womp 👎

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most people prefer their coffee the same way.

    to old to care
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the picture looks photoshopped

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    #39

    I Don't Know Why, But I Thought This Was Funny

    I Don't Know Why, But I Thought This Was Funny

    skylerdj Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claims to be 19 yet speaks in dad jokes

    Tähtikarhu (he/him) 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad jokes transcend age (and gender too, Aino is a feminine name)

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    Disco Hippie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are excellent with dad jokes in Finland ; )

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in america weve got gr8 dad jokes too. sure, they can corny at times, but whatever. that's prolly where they were invented.

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    #40

    Maybe This Is Why I'm Not Getting Tinder Matches?

    Maybe This Is Why I'm Not Getting Tinder Matches?

    izzyibeam Report

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the love child of Hulk Hogan and the Lorax?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hulk Bogan? (A specialist joke there for that one person in the audience)

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Cheeto Cheater played the Grinch.

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Less than a mile away" is kinda terrifying in this context.

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    #41

    Here's My Tinder Profile

    Here's My Tinder Profile

    cuissededinde Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face is Like this better work mom

    Ezra Varley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to date you but will you be my friend

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do I, let’s drive into the sunset

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else read this with billiams voice?

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    #42

    This Isn't A Cosplay, Right?

    This Isn't A Cosplay, Right?

    reddit.com Report

    Barbara Forshee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks, what part I can see, like Lassiter on Psych.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he gay? Cause we can play "don't cross the streams" together

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes it's true. This man has no dìck."

    Cheese Lover™
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bio HAS to say "who you gonna call? Me ;)"

    #43

    When Your Profile Tells A Whole Story

    When Your Profile Tells A Whole Story

    JeezyBreezy12 Report

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like someone id be friends with simply for being wierd

    Stephanie Fay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I the milk "man" at walmart for a very short time. It was a great job!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t cry over spilt milk man!

    Java Addict
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow Walmart employee, I feel ya Travis.

    CF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there may be something happening in the last frame that would change the story completely, but I dunno what it is. He looks like I'd expect if he had just whacked the hell out of his left funny bone but why..

    Damon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    He’s not going to have much luck on tinder

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    #44

    Brotherly Love

    Brotherly Love

    That_Lone_Wanderer Report

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mean. Also, not a good way to convince anyone to hang around with your sister.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of how i act with insults. when im insulted, i rub it off. when my friends are insulted, im a god damn lion with crow wings, knifes for teeth, and a mini gun.

    flashy2.0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those "jokes"(I really hope it is one) that go too far

    Becky's Display Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had a relationship with my brother like this.

    Rain Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sad for both of them.

    #45

    I Almost Swiped Left After Seeing The First Half Of The Bio

    I Almost Swiped Left After Seeing The First Half Of The Bio

    miezure Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, 'dumb' is about the only thing that's non-negotiable. You could be a vegan crossfit Swiftie and I'll take it as long as you're not dumb.

    Jeff (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stereotyping people isn't gonna get you too far :/

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    ThéveNinja (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what this says about me, but I was so confused that BP was censoring the word “whale” 🙃

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I couldn't figure the word out for the longest time

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    #46

    Rate My Tinder Picture & Bio

    Rate My Tinder Picture & Bio

    Komplexs Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to figure out those angular ears.

    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he already has a chick

    feelthefebreze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    best one on here lmao. straight and to the point.

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Amir..whose that green-shirt guy standing beside you?

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww the little chickie has sunglasses!

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    #47

    I Found This Funny Profile

    I Found This Funny Profile

    thatoneirishweeb Report

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    #48

    The Perfect Match Doesn't Exist

    The Perfect Match Doesn't Exist

    TwistedAutism Report

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Russian, and want to invade you. Response: LOL! Whoa! Wait! What!

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm obsessed with history, so was intrigued until I read the bio and... That just sounds creepy *shudders*

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full-on cringe in a hard pointy hat.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    European Cosplay or I guess you could call it history.

    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Sheldon Cooper with facial hair.

    DumYum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry I’m not Belgian.

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    #49

    Found Love In A Hopeless Place

    Found Love In A Hopeless Place

    icearus Report

    George D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty, but scary. Those eyes seem to validate her comment

    Zelda Sterling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when was it ever, ever funny? maybe she should stick to whatever she's good at (which is not writing jokes)

    NY Redneck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes just scream crazy....and ask "who are you texting?"

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, corona was hilarious. 🙄

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we can still read your name, Katie

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an ex wrote that.

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after she got you by the you know what....Nor your house, your kids, your car, your banking account..he'll! No even your dog!

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    #50

    I Would Drive Any Distance To Meet This Man

    I Would Drive Any Distance To Meet This Man

    a_tiny_stranger Report

    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this not how everyone washes their hair? How else would you do it???

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to rinse and not fall over is talented.

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, cut off is 1000 miles. I can walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, but after that, I need to fall down at your door

    Stacy Carroll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢 I can imagine how nasty the urinal is, because that toilet is disgusting. And where is the toilet paper? How does he wipe his @ss?

    DumYum
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a urinal? At least he’s far far away.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm I'm going with Photoshopped on this one. He's balancing upside down using the flimsiest of all the human anatomical structures, the neck, yet his hair, shirt, and shorts are also defying the Laws of Gravity. Not real, my Pandas 🚽

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    #51

    Found This Gem Yesterday

    Found This Gem Yesterday

    gurlpls Report

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    #52

    What Do Y'all Think About My Profile?

    What Do Y'all Think About My Profile?

    Bazar75 Report

    #53

    Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

    Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

    allinfavorsayhigh Report

    #55

    All Her Photos Are Like This

    All Her Photos Are Like This

    wasd171 Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "unterste Schublade" literally means lowest drawer in German, but figuratively "das ist unterste Schublade" means "that is really low/ bush-league/ a low blow" and so on 🤣🤣🤣 I like her

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blonde, heavy makeup, sense of humour. I'm on board.

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    #56

    Now That's True Love

    Now That's True Love

    VicksTurtle Report

    *Confused Screaming*
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covering up an… oddly hateful? comment. Anyway, tell me about something you’re proud of! Flex those Ws, big or small!

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    18 and on tinder alredy?

    #57

    Made This Profile When I Was Drunk. I Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Ever At The Time

    Made This Profile When I Was Drunk. I Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Ever At The Time

    Spack_Jarrow24 Report

    Melissa Anders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just snort laughed. How is this not higher up?

    #58

    Mouthing "I Love You" To Strangers On Tinder Seems Like A Better Alternative Tho

    Mouthing "I Love You" To Strangers On Tinder Seems Like A Better Alternative Tho

    idk9659 Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that happen IRL once. In my car in a parking lot. This lady walks past my front windshield, leans over a bit so she is eye level with me and mouths "I love you". And then just walks off. I happened to be at a point mentally where I needed to hear that and it made me feel good even though it was a rando stranger. It didn't feel like a come date me thing though. It just felt like a human caring for another human. Or possibly she was flirting and I'm just incredibly dense but I'd never seen her before.

    #59

    The Only Acceptable Kind Of Group Photo

    The Only Acceptable Kind Of Group Photo

    tinino1304 Report

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    #60

    I Made My Dog A Tinder. Feel Free To Message Him If You Come Across His Profile

    I Made My Dog A Tinder. Feel Free To Message Him If You Come Across His Profile

    giannarelax Report

    #61

    So, How Old Is She?

    So, How Old Is She?

    the-finisher2 Report

    Zircon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the photo is of her sister or friends bday party... or maybe the age after her name is a typo... or... idk I give up

    #62

    No Description, No Other Photos

    No Description, No Other Photos

    jadeolantern Report

    #63

    An Amazing And Relatable Tinder Bio

    An Amazing And Relatable Tinder Bio

    DaBigJoe Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ace confirmed, welcome to the purple club 🖤🤍💜

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    #64

    Good Tinder Profile

    Good Tinder Profile

    Tinder Profiles Report

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've the feeling his bio isn't doing him any favors.

    Marja Berisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude on the left has some serious John Krasinski vibes.

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one very much 😂🥰

    #65

    Tinder Is Always Full Of Nice Surprises

    Tinder Is Always Full Of Nice Surprises

    mikelike51 Report

    Coralinea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an entire apple in your mouth.

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could we have a banana for scale, please?

    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad your self esteem is so low the only way to get matches is by offering to suck everyones d***.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. she did not offer that she would suck everyone 2. it's effing Tinder

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    #66

    Tinder MVP

    Tinder MVP

    diirf Report

    #67

    I Will Be Surprised If I'll Find A Better Profile This Year. This Is The Perfection

    I Will Be Surprised If I'll Find A Better Profile This Year. This Is The Perfection

    reddit.com Report

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    #68

    I'm So Conflicted

    I'm So Conflicted

    Sad_Face461 Report

    TastyRex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm......I know that dude from wayyyy back in the day.

    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did eating a** become a personality trait?!

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried wearing one of these things for Halloween once, it didn’t go well

    #69

    The Best Profile I've Seen In My Short Tinder Journey

    The Best Profile I've Seen In My Short Tinder Journey

    jeloedozje Report

    #70

    Tinder Is Funny

    Tinder Is Funny

    Lilbixchh Report

    #71

    I Want Old White Men With An Asian Fetish

    I Want Old White Men With An Asian Fetish

    Phantommy555 Report

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    #72

    Welcome To Tinder

    Welcome To Tinder

    Nolff Report

    #73

    The Shower Crying Joke Made Me Chuckle

    The Shower Crying Joke Made Me Chuckle

    GirlsGoneCultivated Report

    #74

    This Bio Sent Me

    This Bio Sent Me

    FlyFlirtyandFifty Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that whenever no one else comments I have a urge to comment cause I know it’ll get noticed first and I’ll get more upvotes?

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you take a bite and then throw the rest away!?

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hold the piece you're going to take. It's not that hard.

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a hill to die on!

    #75

    Best Way To Get A Match During The Pandemic

    Best Way To Get A Match During The Pandemic

    LambeauFields Report

    Coralinea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dating when toilet paper was still scarce? Questionable.

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    #76

    Maybe She Should Play Another Game

    Maybe She Should Play Another Game

    SocialAddiction1 Report

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question becomes Smooth or Crunchy peanut butter? (It's smooth for the win by the way. Crunchy is for sadists. Looking at my best friend here😁)

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats up with "damaged girl" syndrome? If I where a man i would be afraid to go on dates incase someone asked me to choke them.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd probably choke to death on my chest hair first.

    #78

    Pure Gold

    Pure Gold

    reddit.com Report

    #79

    Hands Down The Best Bio I've Seen In Awhile

    Hands Down The Best Bio I've Seen In Awhile

    lawson36 Report

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    #80

    A God Among Men

    A God Among Men

    Poor_Penniless_Pope Report

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, my good man! i'll have the milk steak boiled over hard, and your finest jellybeans... raw!

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he channeling Zardoz? If so, Sean Connery did a much better job.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #81

    Just Saw This Bio

    Just Saw This Bio

    filtheboss Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s she rating? I’m only eleven so if it’s inappropriate don’t tell me

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandwiches. Subways is the name of the franchise of stores that make sub sandwiches.

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    #82

    Recreating Mary Catherine Gallagher

    Recreating Mary Catherine Gallagher

    twinglockfortys Report

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Garfield on tinder here is his match.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he would be p*ssed that she ate his lasagna

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur! I can do that without getting sick at all.

    #83

    I Might Be In Love

    I Might Be In Love

    KangarooDynamite Report

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    #84

    Standards Are Getting Out Of Hands

    Standards Are Getting Out Of Hands

    Chocolate_Thunder_0 Report

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess. I mean how many hands are we talking about here? They aren't the easiest thing to go out and collect, ya know.

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does she look like Ursula made one of her henchmen human to go after Ariel ...

    #85

    This Man Has Won

    This Man Has Won

    oakabean Report

    George D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of food. Dude

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that is photo shopped

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, no food was wasted. He sells BLTs for a living.

    #86

    No Description, But At Least He's Got Two Pictures. Both Were Taken While Getting Arrested

    No Description, But At Least He's Got Two Pictures. Both Were Taken While Getting Arrested

    KaEgBa Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you can be sure of his hobbies.

    SquiddoDiddo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he goes to Harvard????? 👌

    #87

    My Friend's Tinder Bio Is The Funniest Thing

    My Friend's Tinder Bio Is The Funniest Thing

    merseypanic Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1995 model but 23yo, yeah that is not how math works

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Archived post on Reddit. Click on the merseypanic name below the posting.. tinder-64f...dd-png.jpg tinder-64f3246ca6add-png.jpg

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    #88

    I Almost Swiped Right Based On The Humor Factor. Did I Match? No. Did I Laugh? Yes. Gotta Respect The Honesty

    I Almost Swiped Right Based On The Humor Factor. Did I Match? No. Did I Laugh? Yes. Gotta Respect The Honesty

    Oh2BeTall Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the obsession with a*s eating in these? Do the ladies like that so much it's the main thing in your bio?

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the eat a-- comment is gross but has good taste in music.. (I've got that album 😎)

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was surprised to find out they were a Canadian band for some reason. I would have thought they were from my neck of the woods.

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    Lesbiancats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UVU? surprised to see cuss words in there (i live there and go there lmao)

    #89

    What Do You Think, Boys?

    What Do You Think, Boys?

    kickrocksintraffic Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I awwing at the alligator/crocodile (which one is it)?

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the crocodile had a pacifyer

    #90

    Which Bio Is Your Favorite?

    Which Bio Is Your Favorite?

    Hot_Tea_9189 Report

    #91

    How To Look Clever On Tinder. Step 1: Read A Book Upside Down

    How To Look Clever On Tinder. Step 1: Read A Book Upside Down

    mrtnhrtn Report

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    #92

    My Friend, Who Gets 20+ Likes A Day Said I Needed A More Professional Picture And A Quote I Like In My Bio. Do You Guys Think This Will Work?

    My Friend, Who Gets 20+ Likes A Day Said I Needed A More Professional Picture And A Quote I Like In My Bio. Do You Guys Think This Will Work?

    raaam-ranch Report

    #93

    Oh Charlie

    Oh Charlie

    cujo000 Report

    #94

    Tired Of Searching

    Tired Of Searching

    Julisss468 Report

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't even take his glasses off for his picture.

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    #96

    So The Old Saying Isn't True

    So The Old Saying Isn't True

    RevMillertime Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the second two options, the erased one with paws is kinda scary.

    primrose pyro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what do you mean? i don't quite get this one

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    #97

    Men Dusting Off Their Muskets

    Men Dusting Off Their Muskets

    MercilessCommissar Report

    Robert D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colonies were still British in 1775. Now, how'd you get into Oxford?

    #99

    You're Damn Right I Swiped Right

    You're Damn Right I Swiped Right

    cunninglinguist666 Report

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    #100

    This Bio

    This Bio

    fusakle Report

    #101

    Meanwhile, Over On Tinder

    Meanwhile, Over On Tinder

    WolfDangler Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Princess Lay-ya wants Darth Vader. lol Some part of me thinks this 5th grade humor is funny.

    #102

    Opinions On My Profile?

    Opinions On My Profile?

    ChaoticwithaK Report

    #103

    Chopped Up And Boiled? Raw? Golden Brown? What Does It Mean??

    Chopped Up And Boiled? Raw? Golden Brown? What Does It Mean??

    Verothyn Report

    MaryHadaLittleLamb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With eyes?? Peeled? Julienned and fried?

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    #104

    His Height Is His Entire Personality

    His Height Is His Entire Personality

    aCrookedWorld Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *The rest of the world confused in centimeters*

    DumYum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had me at Kung Fu Panda.

    #105

    His First Date

    His First Date

    nashakaterina Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again? Why can people not be original?

    #106

    Raw-Men

    Raw-Men

    Totally-NotAMurderer Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. I can say with confidence that they dropped you, alright.

    Coralinea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very acquired taste.

    George D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the objective to get a date? wtf

    #107

    10/10 Bio

    10/10 Bio

    GrandMaesterYoda Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second to get the joke the way she spelled it.

    BubbleButt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butterface - everything is good but her face

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think she's more of a butterass. Her face is fine.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is true though...

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    #108

    I Saw This While Swiping Through

    I Saw This While Swiping Through

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    #109

    I Had To Swipe For His Costume

    I Had To Swipe For His Costume

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left foot on red ? Ouch

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this kid an apprentice Wiggle, or something?

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is dressed up as the game Twister

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    #110

    I Found The One

    I Found The One

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    #111

    Inappropriate But Funny

    Inappropriate But Funny

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    #112

    I Can't Even

    I Can't Even

    Sweet-Bonus-7838 Report

    #113

    Rise Up, Short Kings. You Can Do Better

    Rise Up, Short Kings. You Can Do Better

    Translation: "Tall women need tall boyfriends. Short women also need tall boyfriends. Short men can just love each other."

    nicosii Report

    #114

    None Of These Words Describe Me

    None Of These Words Describe Me

    GirlsGoneCultivated Report

    #115

    Perfect Profile For Something Not Serious

    Perfect Profile For Something Not Serious

    GirlsGoneCultivated Report

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    #116

    This Bio Actually Got Me A Match For Once

    This Bio Actually Got Me A Match For Once

    oODovahBearOo Report

    #117

    I Don't Think This Guy Will Be On Tinder For Long

    I Don't Think This Guy Will Be On Tinder For Long

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    #118

    I've Made A Tinder Profile. Hoping To Find Something Lactose Free

    I've Made A Tinder Profile. Hoping To Find Something Lactose Free

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    #119

    I Found This On Tinder

    I Found This On Tinder

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    #121

    Rate My Bio

    Rate My Bio

    Edgybutnotedgy Report

    BubbleButt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is s**t BEFORE get out of bed?

    #122

    This Hilarious Profile I Found

    This Hilarious Profile I Found

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    #123

    I Like My Women Like I Like My Milk?

    I Like My Women Like I Like My Milk?

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    SadieCat17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I really hope that he doesn't mean what I think he means because ew.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you’re a redneck with out telling me. 🥛

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *they're . Although let's not kid ourselves, bad spelling is the least of your troubles.

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    #124

    Tinder You Never Fail To Amuse Me

    Tinder You Never Fail To Amuse Me

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    #125

    My Pronouns Are USA

    My Pronouns Are USA

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    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke. There's more at the bottom, she’s asking in Swedish for people not to message her in English because she can’t understand it.

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be code...

    MINNI THE HAMSTER
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me trying to figure out how to be virgin w 9 kids*

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me at single mother of nine EDIT: sorry let me rephrase: MOTHER OF NINE- WHAT THE KRAP