50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

You seem unsure about the D, whether Doctor or Defibrillator? My guess is --- "first phone ambulance, then ABCD" so it's defib.

6points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Dr Sab: Danger, Response, Shout, Airway, Breathing Danger: as approaching the casualty check for dangers, including whatever affected them Response: as approaching the casualty speak to them to see if there is a response, i.e. they are conscious Shout: call for help so someone else can aid you Airway: tilt back head to ensure airway is unimpeded Breathing: yup, check for breathing

5points

gustavo silva 4 years ago

Ermm.. not exactly :)

0points

Noelle (they/she) 4 years ago

I love your profile, we're very alike lol

0points

Among Us 4 years ago (edited)

No no, he's got a point

5points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Unless you *wanted* your bone outside your skin in which case it's all coming together.

2points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Great wisdom

2points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

airway, breathing, circulation

1point

Brandy Grote 4 years ago

Restore the breathing. Stop the bleeding. Treat for shock. Protect the wound. Marine Corps bootcamp first aid mantra...

1point

Marcos Vitor Amaral Silva 4 years ago

What!? I thought it was normal

1point

pro introvert 4 years ago

true statement ( i laughed so hard)

0points

Aditya Rendy 4 years ago

ABC of Death

0points

Miss Melanie 4 years ago

Wouldn’t want to forget those abc’s lol 😂

0points

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Final score:

264points

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Madison Feehan 4 years ago

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

57points

MagicalDragon 4 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10points

Jackson Floof 4 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

0points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

you are a freaking genius!!!

0points

Gabunya Matata 4 years ago

this is not a science diagram.

10points

Zophra 4 years ago

Thus, somebody should be screaming in editing.

2points

Nyneva Kyte 4 years ago

They don't seem to mind the cat so much, but my neighbours don't like it when I do it

5points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

If a cat tips over in a Forest and there's nobody around to hear it...

2points

BAILEY PANELLI 4 years ago

*inhales* *Screams*

1point

Theater Kid 4 years ago

I also scream at all times, but no one ever thinks I'm smart. I'm glad my genius is being acknowledged.

1point

Sandy Kavanaugh 4 years ago

When did punctuation die?

1point

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

When people started accepting jk, prolly, brb and nm instead of actual words. Basically when texting stopped costing people 5 cents a text.

3points

El Dee 4 years ago

Oh God, this is SO true!

1point

Zach Heimann 2 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0points

pro introvert 4 years ago

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

0points

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Final score:

263points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

Technically true

63points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

No. Eggs are unfertilized.

55points

mph seti 4 years ago

Eggsactly. (sorry) Eating an egg is more like eating a period. You're welcome.

34points

Zophra 4 years ago

A child? This is a human term for young. Just say no to cannibalism.

6points

zite 4 years ago

Technically it's hen's period. Bon appetit

1point

Val Izhakevich 4 years ago

Saw a pic of chicken stock with a half of boiled egg in it and a sign under: 'Isn't it an atrocity to throw the unborn in the stock made of their mothers'.

0points

Brydie McPhail 4 years ago

Hey sum guy?

0points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

But an egg isn't a child; eggs are unfertilized. It won't turn into a chicken.

7points

Rand0m 4 years ago

I mean, it's unfertilized so it wouldn't count. What would count is something like the Filipino balut, which does have a duck fetus (that you eat)

6points

glowworm2 4 years ago

I unfortunately learned about balut when watching Fear Factor. Didn’t bat an eye when contestants had to eat testicles or live bugs, but eating balut in front of live ducks? That disturbed me.

0points

Pryjmaty 4 years ago

If the egg isn't fertilized, it is not a "child".

4points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago

Technically not true in most places... the eggs are unfertilized. It does make me wonder though which gets eaten more of: lamb, or balut

2points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

Not as we usually obtain them. Eggs are unfertilized single-cells expelled regularly by the female. Hens just do this more frequently than women.

2points

Yoga Kitty 4 years ago

I am wondering about all the comments that eggs for eating are unfertilised? Here ist is quite common to find eggs that have been fertilised (if you buy organic, that is)...

1point

Boris 4 years ago

*One of the most popular forms of period to eat.

0points

Microwaved Robot 4 years ago

True, but yuck thought

0points

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago

wait one of??

0points

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252points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago

Being chased by muscle man will make you move the hell away from there

209points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

(to Macho Man song) "Muscle, Muscle Maaaan! I gotta get away, from that Muscle MAAAN!"

17points

M 4 years ago

Great fitness motivation though

9points

parmadillo 4 years ago

That’s exactly how they work!

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

MY MOM!

0points

Thay 4 years ago

Muscle Man like from regular show? Cuz id be running from that too😂

0points

Dest 4 years ago

"I need to borrow the skin, George!"

33points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

😱😱😱😱😱😱

3points

Hadesdaughter 4 years ago

GIVE ME MY SKIN BACK CARL

24points

Janina Prado 4 years ago

Carl: "YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!"

2points

Jamison Sybrandy 4 years ago

I guess we now know why he's crying and running so fast

20points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

This titan trying to eat the guy is a pretty small one.

10points

Sardonyx_3 2 years ago

Baby Colossal Titan

0points

pandamonium. 4 years ago

I- I'm going to have nightmares tonight

10points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

same

1point

Kyla Fierro 4 years ago

“Give me your skin, George.”

8points

Nol D 2 years ago

YES

0points

yes. 4 years ago

honestly i would make the same face if I were being chased by muscle....

7points

totinos pizza rolls 4 years ago

give me your skin jacob

4points

Chich 4 years ago

S**t! Its right behind me isn't it!

2points

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246points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...."Casually"

67points

Ian Koch 4 years ago

what happens next?

13points

I'm a Gryffindor 4 years ago

#2? What's #1?

15points

bryguy 4 years ago

Casually find a child

15points

pandamonium. 4 years ago

Why does that skeleton look like me when I'm trying to act "casual"

13points

Brandy Grote 4 years ago

"Why hello, fellow high school kids"

11points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

Not at all a genuine scientific diagram. This is an edit someone tweeted of an Army PSA that was intended to be humorous. Even the quickest of google searches will tell you that. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/casually-approach-child

7points

Shadow4523 4 years ago

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW AND WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

5points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

#1 peel away skin and remove organs and giblets

3points

Yoloplay3r 4 years ago

#2 run

0points

Coleonema 4 years ago

What book is this from?

1point

Eliza Schuyler 4 years ago

This is perfect, I have been meaning to put some research into this

1point

Al Christensen 4 years ago

Note to my fellow males: As depicted in the illustration, wearing your hat with the visor in back equals child. :)

1point

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Final score:

246points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Tears of joy welled in Robert's eyes. He wasn't too old at 47!

228points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

What makes you think I'm 47???

21points

Rae Reyn 4 years ago

if you are male and take a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, go to the doctor immediately, it means you have testicular cancer.

17points

birdie asf 4 years ago

yes, but why would a male be taking a pregnancy test in the first place-

5points

Julie McCormack 4 years ago

This actually is kind of a brilliant way to teach this idea. A lot of students mix these up.

6points

Dynein 4 years ago

I've actually seen this illustration "live", i.e. read the text book containing it. I thought it was a wonderfully succinct way to put it.

4points

Britta B 4 years ago

"You're not pregnant, just really fat"

5points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Well duh....

2points

David Cartwright 4 years ago

I thought men could have children now or some bollox

1point

Kittygirl 4 years ago

Yeah and also could be a trans biological girl, and I’m pretty sure that you might be right, although I don’t know much about the topic.

1point

El Dee 4 years ago

Yes, idiot proof diagrams!!

1point

Shadow4523 4 years ago

throw-comp...f0f93a.png

1point

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

*legitimate concern*

0points

Alex_cat lover 4 years ago

Ummmm

0points

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Final score:

223points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

True

36points

StormWolf 4 years ago

"...abstains from sexual intercourse and CHILDCARE"?!? ...too...many....jokes....target....too....frigging...easy....must.....resist

18points

brukernavn340 4 years ago

Some of them combine the two.

15points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

i guess most things we do are without a genetic or ecological reason. like watch a movie, drink a coffee, listen to music, read bored panda, support lgbtq rights, pancakes, ...

11points

Dynein 4 years ago

Well not directly. They fill the time our ancestors spent on foraging for food, seeking shelter, and avoiding predators. Our brains (and brains in general) expect to have some occupation because regular stimulation was a given during our entire evolution except _very_ recently - they aren't designed to deal with the excessive, unnatural downtime you can get in modern civilizations. So people (and other animals) might not need these "unnecessary " things to bodily survive, but they do need them to stay mentally intact.

1point

Everything_Fubar 4 years ago

Not the one before pancakes

1point

BigFish Artwire 4 years ago

It makes more sense if you see it in the context of the book where it is, Sapiens. On its own the diagram seems silly.

1point

noralin 4 years ago

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Luiza NP 4 years ago

The pope (Francis) actually changed a lot of policies that covered child abuse and started investigations on it

20points

Haunting Spirit 4 years ago

Alpha male doesn't exist. Not even in the animal kingdom.

1point

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

I mean, they aren't wrong.

0points

Luthor 4 years ago

I can think of many genetic and ecological reasons why a "Catholic alpha male" should not breed.

0points

Ms LaDonna 4 years ago

lol....yea sure

0points

A panda-gineer 4 years ago

Photoshopped

0points

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Final score:

223points

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Tiggy Darling 4 years ago

"Is that a crocodile or alligator dear?" "Hmm, pass me the baby..."

96points

Zophra 4 years ago

"Which? the A or C- shaped baby?"

15points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

The difference is one will see you later, and the other after a while

48points

Rob Woollard 4 years ago

About 8851 miles

45points

Vuun 4 years ago

I don't get this one. Do you think there are crocodiles only in Australia, or am I missing something? You can in fact find both alligators and American crocodiles in southern Florida.

6points

Stephen R. Candelino 4 years ago

This is ridiculous. We all know both eat them in V shape

9points

Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

No crocodiles look like that.... not even when eating babies...

8points

cookie panda 4 years ago

ok ignore teh babies are we not gonna talk about how fricked up that crock mouth is?

7points

Kittygirl 4 years ago

Yes exactly!!!!! The mouth looks more like a v shape leading up to a c shape.

0points

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

Not true, Alligators eat babies in a swamp

7points

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

Crocs prefer teenagers

10points

Xylle Flora 4 years ago

Does anyone want to know the real difference between alligators and crocodiles? (I can't help it I'm an animal person)

3points

Christine 4 years ago

Nah. We are on the internet. Looking it up is just a click and some typing away. 😉

6points

Ara Noguera 4 years ago

Yes.

1point

Mysterious Panda 4 years ago

Alligators live in freshwater, Crocodiles live in saltwater.

0points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

Well the baby can escape since they have no legs.

2points

Clearly sunny 4 years ago

I hate crocs, moved to the southest part of Australia to avoid them.

1point

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Final score:

205points

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Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Sure. 🐜

34points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

A҉N҉T,S҉.

3points

A.M. Pierre 4 years ago

It feels like whoever wrote that caption was just trying to see what they could get away with 😂

17points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Yeah, I'm just slowly going to act as nothing happened, wave to my pal Joe and turn my back to the hippo I just beat up...

8points

parmadillo 4 years ago

You can’t prove anything!

8points

LesAnimaux 4 years ago

He looks suspicious.

5points

pandamonium. 4 years ago

just gotta nope out of there

2points

Theater Kid 4 years ago

I relate to this ant on a highly personal level.

1point

Shadow4523 4 years ago

he "paddles"?

1point

*me* 4 years ago

*in the police station* officer: so, mr ant, arson? ant:You’ll never take me alive! *squish

1point

DogMom 4 years ago

Was the crime arson?

1point

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Final score:

192points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

We know which nation uses other objects to measure other things... I won't say who because people will say I'm racist again

48points

Lily Mae Kitty 4 years ago

If you think a country is a race, you have bigger problems than downvotes.

73points

Stimpy 4 years ago

"people will say I'm a racist again". Again? If this keeps happening to you, maybe you should ask yourself "perhaps I am?".

30points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

You're not racist; you're xenophobic.

18points

Big 4 years ago (edited)

People are saying you're "racist" due to you having a history of stereotyping people based on their country. Yes, there are stupid Americans that do stupid stuff. However, most Americans understand the faults of the country and are overall sane. Sometimes, your comments don't seem to reflect this fact; instead, lumping all Americans into the "stupid" category. This is what offends Americans such as myself and other critics.

17points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago

Clearly the Brits, weighing things against stones all the time. Pfft. Or wait, it must be every English speaking nation that has horses; like who the heck measures things in hands? really? *rolls eyes*

7points

Mr Pickles 4 years ago

I mean. You are racist. You say racist stuff all the time, bud. And don't let this account fool you, I've been here for years.

2points

Yort 4 years ago

You mean like Brits weighing themselves in stone?

2points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

of all objects to use i could go for the hamburger scale.

2points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

Not racist - realist. the US has a lot to answer for ; especially after the last 4 years of lunacy under #45 .....

1point

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

Lxmao i remember you......you had like 50 somethin downvotes

1point

Sam 4 years ago

nah america is sh*tty and we know it

1point

Doob 4 years ago

how would that be racist if you are talking about another nation not race? Mean people calling you racist.

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

who? Swear I won't think ur racist. Everyone thinks I am though ;-;

0points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

dude a country isnt a race its a nationality

0points

Brunning6 4 years ago

Taskmaster?

0points

LunaThePotat 4 years ago

Yeah I know it’s us and I’m not proud of it Also I would like to apologize to everyone that my country is so stupid

0points

lettuce boi 4 years ago

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Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

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Logic and Reason 4 years ago

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Batwench Premium 4 years ago

But what size hamburger? Quarter pounder, cheap disc of “meat”? Not enough details here.

10points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Whataburger #2

0points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Don't you mean 'venison patties'?

7points

Son of Philosoraptor 4 years ago

Dude they're MADE of 800 hamburgers.

6points

Sakuhana 4 years ago

American or European size burgers?

4points

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago

wow, that must be 2½ washingmachines!

1point

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

And a bear weighs as much as the humans he's eaten. Science is amazing, no?

1point

Zophra 4 years ago

I saw this image under a caption that said "Americans will use any form of measurment over the metric system."

1point

Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

But they taste better.

1point

parmadillo 4 years ago

Or venison burgers.

1point

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Final score:

190points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Please tell me this is just one of a series comparing the heights of animals and literary icons

130points

StormWolf 4 years ago

Ikr?!? " Whilst Shakespeare stood two Shetland ponies tall, Hemingway boasted a height of fifteen rabbits!"

28points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Feel free to compile & share on BP! You have my upvote definitely. But this may be the source as it (typically!) starts on Bronte: https://lithub.com/your-favorite-writers-ranked-by-height/ ... Closer bird choice might be a stork (say, Marabou or Shoebill, both up to 1m50 and about 25lbs).

10points

Gremlan jonnson 4 years ago

Oh my god I would love to read that

6points

Nelson Pinto 4 years ago

It is literally that.

0points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Ironically, Penguin publishes Brontë's books.

15points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Penguins ARE much smaller than Brontësauruses

9points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

I had no idea, Charlotte Bronte was so short!

6points

Shelp 4 years ago

That really puts things in perspective

6points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

They should've used Tom Cruise as contrast where the penguin is the taller example.

2points

Christine 4 years ago

How many hamburgers is that?

2points

Flick 2 years ago

Sigma comment

1point

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

Aww. She was tiny. And angry. And Im pretty sure banging her brother.

0points

Linda Cowley 4 years ago

I wonder how many penguins high he was

1point

kjorn 4 years ago

it's really specific...

0points

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Final score:

188points

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Klára Buriánková 4 years ago

No wonder, she didn't say "please"..

201points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago

Or "Simon says"

23points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

so impolite

5points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

She forgot "sudo".

4points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Psychadelic drugs and mini-golf really don't mix

10points

James016 4 years ago

Golf balls are immune to The Force

7points

littlesaresare 4 years ago

Well no wonder I suck at miniature golf so much!

6points

Al Christensen 4 years ago

A Karen plays miniature golf. Next she demanded to speak to the manager.

6points

Noelle (they/she) 4 years ago

We all know that you have to say the magic word to get it to move.

4points

Tiny3000 4 years ago

which is?

0points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

Not ready yet for this you are, young padawan.

4points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

She forgot to activate her powers of telekinesis, obviously. Pfft.

2points

mcborge1 4 years ago

A Jedi wouldn't have this problem.

2points

Microwaved Robot 4 years ago

Reminds me of a dog we had barking at her toy telling it to move so that she could play with it LOL

0points

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Final score:

186points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Next page: embarrassing visit to hospital

143points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Idiots. The fish goes in your EAR.

22points

Martin Kaine 4 years ago

This is the Babel Sniffer, it allows you to smell in any language.

12points

cookie panda 4 years ago

its all fun in games until sample removal system

11points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

At this point in gonna ask if these people are okay. When did one of you snort a fish?

7points

Shadow4523 4 years ago

IM WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

6points

third molar 4 years ago

Must be a a strong pecking nose to poke thru the glass

5points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Just wait until they get to the chapter for the posterior. Hide your hamsters

4points

John Vanleeuwen 4 years ago

I am intrigued and disturbed at the same time

4points

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

whAt Is hAppEnIng

0points

Henry Russell 4 years ago

what was the point here

0points

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Final score:

176points

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Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Just. No.

112points

pro introvert 4 years ago

HAHAHAHA, I JUST GAVE YOU YOUR 100TH UPVOTE

1point

IFXO 4 years ago

lol what in the shell is that?

24points

SCP-096 4 years ago

Foreskin Shell

20points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

I'm just gonna put on my best ribcage and go to the party.

15points

SCP-096 4 years ago

"You'll never get through my foreskin shield!"

10points

Sam 4 years ago

new nightmare: unlocked!

8points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

If we downvote a pic, does it disappear like people's comments? Let's experiment here

4points

pei meow 4 years ago

everyone DOWNVOTE! this is cursed

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

It's f****d up and disgusting. I like it.

3points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

And you thought the arms of T Rex were useless!

3points

jazz 4 years ago

here's some unsee juice if yall need it unseedjuic...522f26.jpg

2points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

Does it come in larger packs?

0points

Sam rice 4 years ago

Just horrifying

2points

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Final score:

175points

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Rob Woollard 4 years ago

Best smoothie ever

124points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

...from an underground smoothie bar?

13points

yes. 4 years ago

cursed comment omg

12points

Among Us 4 years ago

Sh*t just went from 0 to 100 real f***ing quick

6points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

In a blind taste test.

4points

Young Clevenger 4 years ago

r/cursedcomments

2points

Grant Barlow 4 years ago

R/cursedcomments

2points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

delicious

2points

TheGayPandas 4 years ago

fkajdfjadmfnakdflkrhndfkaldkfjadsflh WhAT?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?

1point

A Random Panda 4 years ago

Asfagad

1point

Neon Otter 4 years ago

It's a litre of molasses

9points

Little Ms. Quirky 4 years ago

those moles looks like they've seen something horrific

4points

Marky Mark 4 years ago

There are 6.02214076E23 pieces of fur in each mole

2points

Hutt'nKloas 4 years ago

Nah, each mole is accurately made out of 6.02214076E23 pieces [unless your an excellent nuclear scientist and have serious fission skillz] . It's a lot easier to catch one of them moles than one of them pieces 🤓

0points

Maddy_BobaTea 4 years ago

not to be mistaken with "two girls one cup....." (i had to)

1point

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

You can keep a mole in a jar. I know, I've tried. Those effers are STRONG.

1point

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

I'm not convinced, and intend to perform this experiment myself. *Searches for mole trap and measuring jug*

1point

Slune 4 years ago

Ah, that's what moles for!

0points

Mona Khadra 4 years ago

I actually like this one! P

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Now we need a mole of them.

0points

#16

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Final score:

170points

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Kane_The_Corathian 4 years ago

Exactly why I hate having people behind me shm.

49points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

You mean other than the fact that it's creepy AF?

11points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

This problem can be solved with a) weedkiller, or b) a shot to the head

10points

Elizabeth 4 years ago

Can't decide if "Every breath you take" or "Don’t stand so close" is more appropriate. Someone get Sting on this ASAP!

9points

Wade Love 4 years ago

PIN Number and ATM Machine - both in the same sentence. Call in the Redundancy Police!

8points

Christine 4 years ago

Right?! I was about to say that!

1point

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

This reminds me of that gif from simpsons..

7points

2econdSelf 4 years ago

That caption was written at the department of redundancy department.

6points

third molar 4 years ago

You have a more serious problem here than losing your ATM pin

5points

Sad Panda 4 years ago

Dabi looks diffrent from this angle...

4points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

That's a zombie coming to eat her brain.

2points

Rae Reyn 4 years ago

If everyone could stay six feet away forever, that would be great.

2points

#17

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Final score:

163points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

I get it.. they are showing you how long things would be if the intestines were straight

117points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Problem is it's directly contradicted by an entry a few away from here --- both should be much longer. And a related more gruesome image is how large your lung's surface is --- like half a basketball court.

24points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

why don't the make them skinnier in that case?

10points

Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago

when i see this, I think of a straight piped exhaust on a car :)

2points

Twisted 4 years ago

Luckily for us, intestines are gay, so we don’t have to look like these disasters

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

But nope, now all the intestines are gay

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

but whyyy tho

1point

Aydin Thelen 3 years ago

but my intestines are gay.

0points

sylvantic 4 years ago

much longer if they show the surface area. in the jejunum, the ridges have ridges

0points

Elica 4 years ago

Just read a book the author called butt hole "the other end of a person's primary cannel"

0points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Nice! I think we should campaign for this to happen. Just think how many tall people could ride on that horse at once!

3points

Princess Toadstool 4 years ago

BEEG

1point

IFXO 4 years ago

huh.?

1point

Michael Gaskell 4 years ago

And the new Olympic games this year Equestrian SapianSkating

0points

Catherine DeAngelis 4 years ago

I actually understand this diagram haha

0points

Welcome Welcome 4 years ago

Holy Long S**t!

0points

Britta B 4 years ago

Intestines - Hentai Edition

0points

dancebe4thestorm 4 years ago

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorse

0points

Son of Philosoraptor 4 years ago

That's really cool. You have a tennis court worth of lung surface area too.

0points

#18

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Final score:

158points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

'Shower' vs 'opera house'

88points

wild_mushrooms 4 years ago

Opera house is the first image...

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

"Amputation" vs "Billund Caltrop"

1point

2023James Roberts 4 years ago

Ha. Ha. Ha. Everyone is laughing.

-2points

Missy Moo Moo 4 years ago

This is perfect!

6points

AnaSan 4 years ago

I swear all the birds at 5 am when I got home from the party! Two pillows over my head didn't even help!

3points

Stimpy 4 years ago

Beautiful illustration

2points

Britta B 4 years ago

That pic made me laugh out loud.

1point

crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago

Whoa. Angry birds

1point

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

The louder you are the bigger your head gets.

0points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Birds wearing eyeliner are more aggressive.

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Chickens break this law of physics. Average sized beaks but sound like a da*m foghorn.

0points

#19

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Final score:

154points

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Miss Sophie 4 years ago

12 angry gummi bears

62points

KiwiBubbles 4 years ago

Ok my grandma showed me the movie 12 Angry Men and I thought it was gonna be so boring and lame but it was actually FASCINATING and I love the connection you made with this comment and I'm proud of myself for recognizing it 😊

9points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Barrington, you red-headed stubborn guy, accept that you lost the elections, this is the new cabinet. Please leave.

7points

I'm a Gryffindor 4 years ago

Gummy bear revolution

5points

LuckyL 4 years ago

While everyone knows that the red bears are the best! But good, the rest won't help if I try to eat him *insert evil laughter*

3points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

I'm a gummy bear I'm a gummy bear I'm a yummy yummy yummy yummy gummy bear

2points

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago

NO NONE OF THAT SHAME ON YOU DX

0points

Batgirl Kitty 4 years ago

Or just commit cannibalism and be the ruler of them all!!! Whah ha ha!

2points

Shelli PL 4 years ago

The person who wrote this needs a hug

1point

Maximum Ride 4 years ago

I don’t get it. Would somebody please explain?

1point

James016 4 years ago

Barrington is one of those sugar free gummi bears that are known for liquefying your insides. https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC

1point

possessed imp 3 years ago

*David Attenborough voice* "Barrington knew all of his enemy's secrets, it was only a matter of time before the first phase of his plan came to fruition."

0points

#20

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Final score:

153points

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Phendrena 4 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaafuc...

107points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

That's better😅😅

13points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Always tell your bloodtype when a transfusion is going to be urgently needed.

18points

firu 4 years ago

OMG I can't tell if it got better or worse

1point

Aly 4 years ago

a

8points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

To be fair, I don't think these two would have enough time to worry about grammar

7points

James016 4 years ago

"There is a shark here, we should leave immediately"

6points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

lol, but i actually did laugh out loud

5points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)

Young Fonzie hadn't perfected his iconic expression or figured out the right moments to use it.

4points

K A T E 12356 4 years ago

A,

4points

Louise B 4 years ago

To be fair, they appear to be in a puddle. Check mate Jaws!

3points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

What would Fonzi do?

2points

#21

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Final score:

150points

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IFXO 4 years ago

awww

48points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

She'll definitely stick around

16points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Love knows no limits

5points

Alex the awful German 4 years ago

that is a VERY scientific diagram

4points

Shannon Matthews 4 years ago

This is in my daughter's AP psychology textbook!

2points

Henry Russell 4 years ago

snail drama

0points

Iris_the_kilr 4 years ago

me before sticking a pencil in my mouth when i was in like, 2nd grade:

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Finally got one.

0points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

New Yorker cartoon.

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Can't choose who ya love!

0points

#22

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Final score:

147points

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Richard Waycot-Bell 4 years ago

He's proposing with a mini pizza!

91points

Bakugo Katsuki 4 years ago

I would automatically say yes

25points

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

It's about time! After she gave birth to his giant coin!

16points

BananaJo 4 years ago

l o v e

7points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

YES SIR I WILL MARRY YOU

5points

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

No mini pizza...a Hot Pocket

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

hes the one

0points

Rissie 4 years ago

That's much larger than a quarter-sized pizza, nor is it a quart pizza or quart of a pizza. This picture confuzzles me.

3points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Um, all I see here, based on their facial expressions, is the opening scene of a really dated p**n movie.

2points

Henry Russell 4 years ago

are you sure she is not going to knock him out with it cause she got a small pizza

1point

Jigs Gabest 4 years ago

hahahaha

0points

D K 4 years ago

Well now I want pizza.

0points

Linda Myskina 4 years ago

Does pizza-sized mean "as big as I want"?

0points

Gemma 4 years ago

The coin is vastly more then 4 times larger then the pizza. *shakes head*

0points

Brandy Grote 4 years ago

Modern economics

0points

#23

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Final score:

140points

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Laura Würker 4 years ago

Mood.

56points

Christopher Dixon 4 years ago

The cow probably did...

0points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

Not a wrong answer.

11points

kjorn 4 years ago

if you don't bleed see a doctor!

8points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

Maybe you're a zombie.

2points

Christine 4 years ago (edited)

Walk it off. [Edit: this is a joke]

5points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

The most literal response possible. Another option would be "stop cutting yourself"

4points

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

True, true

0points

Microwaved Robot 4 years ago

True

0points

pro introvert 4 years ago

r/thecniclythetruth

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Bingo.

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

exactly how I would answer

0points

#24

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Final score:

139points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

Looks like if I eat the unhealthy choices, I'll become a badass terminator kid... and if I eat healthy, I'll become Mark

177points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Looks more like Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, but it's undoubtedly him yes. Also this "you are what you eat" bugs me; cows eat grass and I eat cows so I'm grass now?

16points

IFXO 4 years ago

mark wahlberg you say?

5points

SCP-096 4 years ago

m a r k

2points

magnadar 4 years ago

What mark?

2points

Jozie 4 years ago

LMAO. 😂.

2points

Ava Grace Ashley 4 years ago

or young guy fieri

1point

Nol D 2 years ago

everyone hates mark. don't be mark!

0points

Hecking Heavy 4 years ago

Mark

0points

Clearly sunny 4 years ago

Yeah boys would pick the unhealthy kid!

0points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

Makes doughnut goggles seem cool.

0points

DogMom 4 years ago

So we should all be cannibals then?

9points

Rue 4 years ago

why does the unhealthy one look like child Guy Fieri

7points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

plot twist: It is him

0points

Tenley Samson 4 years ago

this brings back MEMORIES... this was in my elementry school gym for years

5points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

My health teacher has this in his room.

4points

Bakugo Katsuki 4 years ago

Poor Jimmy, tried to eat healthy and was yeeted across the room but either way 0-0

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

I don't want a watermelon junk.

2points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Okay so in my school cafeteria we have a poster up with a band made of vegetables. It freaks me out.

2points

Gareth Graham 4 years ago

This explains Guy Fieri

2points

diplinga 4 years ago

Pizza bra vs. salad bra, hm, tough choice...

1point

#25

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Final score:

135points

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IFXO 4 years ago

wow what a mooball 🐮

35points

Abhainn 4 years ago

mooball!! best comment of the year:)

6points

Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Mooball - I love it

5points

Zophra 4 years ago

divine bovine comment!

4points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

You mean mootball, as in 'that's some spicy."

0points

pandamonium. 4 years ago

I have considered. I have been slightly disturbed.

11points

Miss Cris 4 years ago (edited)

This is how engineers estimate te weigh of a cow. A very old joke that describes how we work (and it's 100% true! Literally).

2points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

A math scientist would chopped it in fine slices and a physics scientist would put it in a swimming pool to see how much water goes out.

2points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

This is a publisher having fun with an ages-old joke about physics.

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

(commentator voice) AAAAND THEY'RE OFF! *slowly pan over to 5 horse-textured spheres rolling across a field*

1point

Clearly sunny 4 years ago

So instead of jumping over the moon he ate it??!!

1point

Henry Russell 4 years ago

that looks like a giant cookie

0points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

...... ............. ............................but why?

0points

Theodora Kane 4 years ago

Why would I want to?

0points

Nina 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

#26

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Final score:

135points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Just out of shot: a caddy holding a beer

60points

Rob Woollard 4 years ago

Nah mate. You need a 6 iron for that shot

6points

ASHRFOX 4 years ago

Of course it's not! He's not holding the club the right way round.

2points

Henry Russell 4 years ago

no no it is not

1point

Purr·maid 4 years ago

Only if that was Trump laying there.

1point

Rissie 4 years ago

Oh gosh no, by the look of his aim he should definitely use a wood for that, or maybe a long iron if it's not too far.

1point

pandamonium. 4 years ago

Oh no. oh nononono

1point

pro introvert 4 years ago

this page is correct

0points

Twisted 4 years ago

How do you know? You’ve never tried it

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

This lesson should simply be titled "Darwin: a lesson on natural selection"

0points

#27

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Final score:

134points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

Why is it in the same position

59points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

I'd guess to dispell the common misconception that bird's knees bend the other way. What at first look seem 'knees' are actually ankles, and the actual knees (hidden in feathers!) are assumed to be hips.

35points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

Because it is a wedding and it's time for the chicken dance.

14points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

I think to show how the bones match up

10points

Alex K 4 years ago

to blend in

8points

Among Us 4 years ago

Because why not

7points

John Vanleeuwen 4 years ago

I think it is a size model

4points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

Birdie dance

1point

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

*twerk twerk*

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Please don't go there.

0points

Callum McLeod 4 years ago

because...

-2points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

that person is me trying to sneak away from a social gathering i didn't want to come to

13points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

Me trying to get to the fridge without the cat waking up.

10points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago (edited)

Early human performs chicken dance, is killed by mud slide, becomes beloved museum exhibit

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Me after sleeping in weird position

4points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

I like this one

1point

A. Jones 4 years ago

I too would try to blend in if giant birds were among us.

1point

Jackson Floof 4 years ago

Me: O O O O O O NO NAH NAH HAHHAHA

0points

D K 4 years ago

Omg what if we all walked around like that.

0points

Peter Pan 4 years ago

Dude!!!

0points

#28

Hilarious-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

133points

POST

Rob Woollard 4 years ago

Curious George..the lost episode

104points

Dennis Morrigan McDonough 4 years ago

Not lost. I read that book when I was in elementary school.

22points

Martin Kaine 4 years ago

In his next episode, he meets Walter White

11points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

This is a real one, ironically

7points

LotusWolff 4 years ago

The lost one is much darker

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

No, this is in the big yellow book.

0points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Last episode

0points

Callum McLeod 4 years ago

*last

0points

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago

...the LAST episode

0points

grey galah 4 years ago

Is this a warning or an advert?

12points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

That escalated quickly

11points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

OH I remember that from my childhood! Don't fear, it was not drugs. He accidentally put himself under anesthesia though.

10points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

GEORGE NO

7points

Sitting pigeon panda 4 years ago

UJEIXI@EMSJMNXEN I have that book

7points

Funtime Foxy 4 years ago

Omg

1point

Mark Howell 4 years ago

George would later be seen downtown in the seedier districts, before he went to re-hab ;o)

6points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Ha! Now we better understand his love of balloons was really just a sign of inhalants abuse.

1point

Cdickson 4 years ago (edited)

Curious George : After School Special

5points

Doc Thissen 4 years ago

I actually remember seeing this when I was a kid.

2points

Your Average Pooh 4 years ago

Curiosity kills the George.

1point

#29

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Final score:

123points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago (edited)

"Moisturize meeeeee!"

122points

Funtime Foxy 4 years ago

Nice doctor who reference you did there

18points

Biana Vacker 4 years ago

YESSS A FELLOW WHOVIAN!

12points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Lady Cassandra ?

5points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

Son of Cassandra!

3points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

ngl Lady Cassandra did give me nightmares as a kid...

3points

Marky Mark 4 years ago

The Last Human. I love it.

2points

turtledove 4 years ago

HA! lol

1point

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

hooray more whovians!

1point

Lonely panda 4 years ago

No u evil last human stay in ur frame

0points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

That's actually a pretty cool projection and explains the misleading sizes shown on maps.

18points

Cupcake168 4 years ago

Absolutely! I'm just wondering: if you cut a globe to flatten it - there must be gaps. But on maps there aren’t. Why?

0points

mcborge1 4 years ago

Video game texture asset.

5points

Hecking Heavy 4 years ago

mhmyeas

0points

Lorraine R 4 years ago

Mercator strikes again.

2points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

This gives "rugged" a whole new meaning

1point

Kira Okah 4 years ago

This one is much better than the other one in understanding the Mercator Projection.

1point

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

Um yeah no

0points

Iris_the_kilr 4 years ago

WHAT THE FU-

0points

PansexualPancake 4 years ago

why can i see this being two people easier than others

0points

NWB 4 years ago

eeek hahahahaha

0points

#30

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Final score:

119points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Now we know how the earth looks from space.

57points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

IT'S Flat ;o)

3points

Ray Martin 4 years ago

Ridiculous, that's clearly a mislabelled Venus.

8points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

No, that's Europa!

1point

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

Flat-earthers will love this "proof."

4points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

This makes me think of when my kid was supposed to draw fossil bed diagrams and was asked to draw "earth washing away" she drew the earth floating in a river lmao

4points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Now I see where flat earthers are getting their info.

2points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

OK

0points

D K 4 years ago

Yay.

0points

David Howes 4 years ago

See, it is round!!

0points

Cupcake168 4 years ago

Just wondering what country has those in their libraries.

0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

I KNEW IT. See Earth is a ring shape. This Fig. 2.1 proves that Earth is neither ball shape nor flat.

0points

#31

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Final score:

118points

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parmadillo 4 years ago

Solve for bok.

104points

Son of Philosoraptor 4 years ago

That made me laugh so loud the cat had to come check on me. Nice one.

16points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

Forget the picture. It was the comment that broke me.

2points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Bok = r (ranch) x f (fried chicken)

1point

humdrum 4 years ago

Haha!

1point

David R. 4 years ago

I want this on a T-shirt!

1point

Viktor Stepanov 4 years ago

F***ing wind

1point

Max Thompson 4 years ago

Bok!

1point

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Bok bok bok!

1point

Mariangela Marin 1 year ago

Bok

0points

Henry Russell 4 years ago

the teacher must of failed at spelluing

0points

David R. 4 years ago

chicken-wa...82-png.jpg

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

Wow her last words were deep: "Bok"

0points

D K 4 years ago

BOK BOK

0points

#32

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Final score:

113points

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Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Pigeon salt bae

58points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

This wins all the comment awards. Shut down the site. There's nothing left after this.

2points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

what point was the author trying to make here?

6points

2023James Roberts 4 years ago

Yes

2points

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

No sir officer, I did not hit that pigeon. I merely gave him a fist bump.

2points

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

n-n-no

0points

pro introvert 4 years ago

no thanks

0points

Bellamy John 4 years ago

"spill the mf tea"

0points

Amelia Earhart 4 years ago

That's about the scariest thing I've ever seen!

0points

NWB 4 years ago

why though??

0points

D K 4 years ago

Makes perfect sense now.

0points

Cupcake168 4 years ago

Unbelievable.

0points

#33

Hilarious-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

111points

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Hans 4 years ago

This on is quite helpful in understanding that typical world maps are misleading when it comes to country sizes.

95points

pro introvert 4 years ago

ah, yes!

1point

third molar 4 years ago

Actually you should see the back of his head as well in the projection

12points

Shelp 4 years ago (edited)

But the angles are still correct, and that's the whole point of it

3points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

the distance between his 2 temples is quite different in both.

2points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

When I first saw Canada on a globe, I was disappointed.

2points

Jon Wicz 4 years ago

They chose to use Ryan Fitzpatrick for this diagram, neat.

0points

Ingrid The Lord's Servant 4 years ago

Big brain

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Pretty sure I dated dude on the right.

0points

DC 4 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha!

0points

Among Us 4 years ago

This is really quite useful.

0points

#34

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Final score:

110points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

Yikes, this baby looks like it could bite the man's head off :O

38points

Megumi Saikou 4 years ago

AOT? Dun dun dunnn... XD

3points

John Vanleeuwen 4 years ago

I know right they are the same size... Wait what :O???????

1point

Biana Vacker 4 years ago

He's only teething...

0points

Christine 4 years ago

BRB...I'm gonna need a bigger crocodile.

10points

Shrek Bunny 4 years ago

XD

0points

Al Christensen 4 years ago

Yes, imagine if we retained the same proportions as we grew.

8points

Dynein 4 years ago

It's really a good way to illustrate the proportional difference and how body parts must grow at different rates as we age; and clearly that was the intention. 10/10

2points

Tabby_Sohee 4 years ago

*cries*

1point

Luthor 4 years ago

Giant babies couldn't run the world any worse than our current leaderships. Give the giant babies a go I say. I for one welcome our giant baby overlords. Besides, that bearded man looks entirely too confident in whatever he was planning to say for my liking... also, he is either wearing his pants far too high or has weirdly long legs and I think we should outlaw both of those things.

0points

NWB 4 years ago

Figure 24. Has not been aproved for this book hahaha

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

I like how at the top it said "Puberty Growth Spurt"

0points

Abby Ryder 4 years ago

Shows the relative size of a baby's head

0points

Peter Pan 4 years ago

The. baby has a boss stance lol

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

What it doesn't tell you is the man is actually only 3ft2.

0points

#35

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Final score:

106points

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Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

Pretty sure that's not even legal

75points

Doc Thissen 4 years ago

In Alabama, sure. Everywhere else, not so much. Except maybe Mississippi.

11points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

As they say in UK “ Normal for Norfolk”

11points

Hugh Crawford 4 years ago

incest aside, pretty sure she's not legal.

6points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

it is in Arkansas and Blackburn ;o)

6points

BAILEY PANELLI 4 years ago

It is in Alabama

4points

pro introvert 4 years ago

in Alabama it is

2points

Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

only in alabama

24points

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

I know this picture. Brother and Sister result in Dog

11points

jonnotheGOAT 4 years ago

*jazz music stops*

15points

yuckii 4 years ago

*sweet home alabama starts*

11points

Rae Reyn 4 years ago

*banjo playing intensifies*

12points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

The dark side of genealogical research

6points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

(Game of Thrones song)

4points

AroAcePanda 4 years ago

*sweet home alabama...*

2points

JCRocks 4 years ago

Flowers in the Attic

2points

Bakugo Katsuki 4 years ago

I'm sry,I don't get it 0-0

2points

WhoAreYouToSayPandasAreBored 4 years ago

They are showing that the brother and sister reproduced... together.

8points

A Random Panda 4 years ago

Sweet home Alabama.

1point

#36

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Final score:

105points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

*Beach Boys music plays in background*

79points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Surfing USA

1point

Son of Philosoraptor 4 years ago

Surfing Flesh-Monkeys from Hell!

7points

A Random Panda 4 years ago

Why is Africa so tiny?

6points

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

*laughs* people are dumb.

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

Looks legit

0points

Twisted 4 years ago

This is common knowledge, of course they surfed from Africa. I keep telling my peers, but my peers aren’t smart enough to see the truth.

0points

Hagan Chu 4 years ago

I'm pretty sure thats not a monkey.

0points

Sarah 4 years ago

We didn't have this textbook when I was in high school.

0points

Ezigma 4 years ago

Hahahaha!!

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Seriously, not the craziest hypothesis.

0points

#37

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Final score:

104points

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Batwench Premium 4 years ago

This must be from a seagull instruction manual for Cornish Seagull. Kill you for a chip they will.

78points

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

Seagulls- hm, ha, stop it now

11points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

Says Yoda.

1point

Big 4 years ago

I love seagulls to death, but they can be scary sometimes 😱

1point

Tori Williams 4 years ago

very true

0points

Nugget 4 years ago

Agreed,but they are so smart. And their babies are adorable newly hatched.

0points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

Cornish seagulls have nothing on the Whitby Seagulls, and both have absolutely nothing on the pigeons on the isle of Skye in Portree. I watched a man lose his umbrella due to divebombing seagulls up there.

0points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Illustration from "Careers For Birds in the Catering Industry"

8points

Rench 4 years ago

I can carry 6 donuts and 2 cups of coffee if I don't wear pants

6points

Sam rice 4 years ago

There are some swallows who could take this advice with coconuts

4points

Lonely panda 4 years ago

Is it European or African swallows

0points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

You're all mocking it, but Finch's Guide To Maximal Food Theft is considered a seminal work in aviary habitation science.

2points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Teach me your secrets!

1point

Iris_the_kilr 4 years ago

thank you for thie knowledge

0points

D K 4 years ago

*Homer Simpson voice* Mmmmm.... donuts...

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

If you're a seagull

0points

Ingrid The Lord's Servant 4 years ago

This is what should be taught at schools.

0points

Cupcake168 4 years ago

Obviously it is.

0points

#38

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Final score:

103points

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mcborge1 4 years ago

Lol.

28points

Nudge 4 years ago

italic sheep

8points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Windshear

5points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

I just lost my s**t at my own joke. The sheared sheep is a "shorp" I am error

3points

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

Skewed sheep

1point

Henry Russell 4 years ago

what is it tilted

0points

pro introvert 4 years ago

yes.

0points

Beatrice Multhaupt 4 years ago

Whatever happened to ''shorn''?

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

He nearly got turned into dog food.

1point

lily s weakland 4 years ago

sheared more like smeared

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)

No, that's what happens when you drive the Soccer Mom Mothership in Wales.

0points

#39

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Final score:

102points

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IFXO 4 years ago

this gobbled my mind before the PlayStation could boggle it

30points

2023James Roberts 4 years ago

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James016 4 years ago

Where's the boomstick?

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

I was gonna cut it with the power saw.

1point

grey galah 4 years ago

Ray Harryhausen did it first and a lot better

2points

Maricapoo 1 year ago (edited)

"HELLO IT'S IS ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND SO ME AND MY COUSIN SKELLY WERE BRAWLING THE COCONUTNUT IDIOT MONSTER! "

0points

pro introvert 4 years ago

my mind was just BOGGLED

0points

Slime11IsSus 4 years ago

*RATTLED*

0points

DDmaybeandor 4 years ago

Listen kids, you had to have been there. Tomb Raider was SO REAL!

0points

F. H. 4 years ago

What game was this?

0points

El Dee 4 years ago

Jason and The Argonauts?

0points

SCP-096 4 years ago

angrey as f*k

0points

#40

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Final score:

100points

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Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

Seems like an important word is missing

84points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Yes, "mammal".

9points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

No. Evolution didn't take as long as we thought. This is Ol' queen Vic ;o)

8points

Max Thompson 4 years ago

"Whale."

4points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Also full stop missing, -2points, says Mrs. Wormwood.

2points

Julie 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

earringnut 4 years ago

"aristocrat"

0points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Evolution is a wonderful thing

6points

Loralie Chase 4 years ago

is anyone going to point out that the whale is upside down with the blowhole on the wrong side?

5points

Jjjane20 4 years ago

Did every adult look like this at the time?

2points

Bellamy John 4 years ago

Wow humans really have evolved a lot

1point

infinite upvote 4 years ago

I'm dying

1point

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

so this was what humans looked like in the 1800's

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

That's not Ted Cruz? I'll be d**med!

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Why are you doomed?

0points

Laurie F. Daut 4 years ago

That's funny

0points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

Wow. Evolution right?

0points

#41

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Final score:

97points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

~chorus of banjos~

91points

StormWolf 4 years ago

Lmfao 🤣

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

*god save the queen but with 50 effects over it*

1point

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

FOR REAL. Why would you be naked while lifting a pig? Only one reason...

1point

ravn 4 years ago

EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEE!

1point

Jeremy Van Portfliet 4 years ago

I misread that as curious banjos.

0points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Always wear clothes when attempting to lift a pig, as this will reduce the risk of being arrested

23points

Zophra 4 years ago

Excellent advice! Made me laugh.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

I saw a thing nobody else woud have seen here. I am currently hating myself so much...

7points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

If I know what you’re talking about, I saw the same.

2points

Miles 4 years ago

Just going out to feed the pigs while nude. NO need to check on anything.

3points

Victoire 4 years ago

Black Mirror episode 1

2points

Zophra 4 years ago

That episode... ugh. just ugh.

4points

Robert Stone 4 years ago

This is my drawing. McGraw-Hill got complains from people who thought I was making fun of one their favorite pastoral recreations.

2points

Christine 4 years ago

Is that what we're calling it now?

2points

NWB 4 years ago

why he naked!

1point

Maddy_BobaTea 4 years ago

poor peppa was traumatized....

1point

Valley Girl 4 years ago

That's all that's going on here. I swear officer!

1point

#42

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Final score:

96points

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K A T E 12356 4 years ago

naw. man, thats a chilll dog

19points

Chandelure F-5 3 years ago

h a

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

All dogs stink. They are smelly little balls made out of love and fur.

6points

infinite upvote 4 years ago

This dog is a certifiable badass

2points

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

All he needs is a black suit

1point

Demongrrrrl Premium 4 years ago

Dog farts are lethal.

1point

PandaPanda 4 years ago

Most definitely not.

1point

SCP-096 4 years ago

chill boi

1point

Uhulifant 4 years ago

Particularly yes

0points

pebs 4 years ago

Well, it could be.

0points

#43

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Final score:

95points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

"No, I'm feeling a bit blurry today"

59points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

Just George looking after the Ether ;o)

8points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Also a way to indicate a seizure.

5points

hermionelover222 4 years ago

WOW!!! We had NO idea!!!!!!

2points

Cupcake168 4 years ago

Not in Albania. When I worked with some refugees from Albania I learned that shaking means yes after repeating one topic again and again. Every time I asked if they got it everybody shakes their head and wondered why I start to explain again.

1point

DogMom 4 years ago

This guy looks so much like someone I know

1point

Orange Juice 4 years ago

*Shakes head... in agreement*

0points

Twisted 4 years ago

a r c s

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

nyoom

0points

Peter Pan 4 years ago

Omg this must be about drugs

0points

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago

yes it is

0points

#44

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Final score:

95points

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James016 4 years ago

I don't like where the No is going

31points

Gary 4 years ago

Is the soil on fire? Yes - Lava

2points

Pan Narrans 4 years ago

This actually makes sense as soil texture can be classified with the soil triangle. Look it up.

2points

Julia King 4 years ago

SAND

1point

jazz 4 years ago

"just fail"

1point

Levi Mittman 4 years ago

“Why yes, the floor here is made of floor.”

1point

jazz 4 years ago

Really? I thought it was made of ceiling! 🤯

1point

Viktor Stepanov 4 years ago

---> No --> NOT SAND

1point

General kenobi 4 years ago

No...i cant.....must resist.......i dont like sand, its course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

1point

Orange Juice 4 years ago

Wow... Really?

0points

Dylan Howell 4 years ago

SAND

0points

#45

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Final score:

94points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Lose weight with Albert Einstein

87points

John Vanleeuwen 4 years ago

Work it girls

11points

X 4 years ago

5 minute crafts be like "dont have enough arms simply get 2 dumbbells and spin your self round you now uave twice the amount!!!"

9points

Draco Malfoy 4 years ago

professor, not a dumbbell.

7points

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

Right, BEFORE....but AFTER his wild ride his brain is temporarily scrambled

0points

Sakuhana 4 years ago

"Not a Dumbbell"

6points

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

5points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

the fact that they had to point out the professor isn't a dumbbell lol

2points

TheGayPandas 4 years ago

I KNOW RIGHTTT

1point

James016 4 years ago

WHEEEEEEEEE

2points

Matheus Oliveira 4 years ago

Oh, his smile in the after illustration! What a smartbell!

2points

Miles 4 years ago

Professor (not a dumbbell) lol

1point

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

"Professor (not a dumbbell)" lol

1point

#46

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Final score:

93points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

An illustration from "Chatting to Fish: a Breakthrough in Inter-Species Communication"

34points

Cori 4 years ago

Okay. Raise your hand if you immediately googled that to see if it was a thing. 🙋‍♀️

2points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Should it worry me that you recognize it immediately?

2points

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

You've read my dissertation!!!

0points

I'm a Gryffindor 4 years ago

I would like to be this fish

6points

Rench 4 years ago

How do they know? Did anyone ask the fish?

3points

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

well, I'm glad someone feels fine

2points

Darky_Shadows 4 years ago

I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish

1point

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago

"touches fish all over" Yes, it indeed feels fine

1point

fRozen_lava 4 years ago

I'll save this pic. Nice reply to "how are you?" messages. hahahahaha

1point

pro introvert 4 years ago

lol me when I'm sad in front of strangers:

0points

Bellamy John 4 years ago

Im glad that the fish is not feeling bad

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

cant relate

0points

#47

Hilarious-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

92points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Bigfoot - smaller than expected

40points

Sofie 4 years ago

Maybe it was ironic 😂

0points

McPanda 4 years ago

I hope this was a running gag through the whole textbook

7points

Andrew Robertson 4 years ago

This was from a genuine scientific study. Radiologists were asked to look for abnormalities in some CT scans and only just over half spotted the gorilla. They were looking primarily for white spots and the point of the study was to show how easy it is to miss something that you're not specifically looking for.

6points

Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

ICKLE BICKLE BEANSTALK! ICKLE BICKLE BEANSTALK!

4points

Gavin Thompson 4 years ago

are they referencing that selective attention study with the gorilla?

2points

Stimpy 4 years ago

What did the invisible gorilla do? Steal someone's kidneys?

1point

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Clearly this is some kind of rare cancer where you grow mythical beast tumors.

0points

clarebear42 4 years ago

I'm gonna need more contact for this one.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

What ?

0points

Lily Lu 4 years ago

Science joke. There is a research about human attention, they give a bunch of radiologists CT scans with a gorilla in it, many of them did not notice the gorilla. https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/02/11/171409656/why-even-radiologists-can-miss-a-gorilla-hiding-in-plain-sight

0points

cory harrison 4 years ago

that isn't an invisible gorilla. I can see it, it isn't invisible!

0points

#48

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Final score:

90points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

I'm not sure I'd want to be 'aware' in this situation

43points

emmtheham 4 years ago

somebody gotta figure out what this is from. i want to read it ahhh.

3points

Brunning6 4 years ago

The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook Book by Joshua Piven

1point

NoodleBear 4 years ago

Wrists don’t look so good

1point

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

None of it does...where did the lower half of this now headless torso run off to?

0points

McPanda 4 years ago

What's step 4?

1point

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

what?

0points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

Ah! I've been doing it all wrong!

0points

Twisted 4 years ago

Darn, I guess. I always knew I’d shrink when my years have passed.

0points

Sarah Gilbert 4 years ago

I actually have done this meditation. Learned it from a 14 day, OSHO meditation online course

0points

James016 4 years ago

It’s just a flesh wound

0points

beautiful plumage 4 years ago

holy crap! what were steps 1 and 2?

0points

#49

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Final score:

84points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Indistinguishable from "acute anxiety", which tells you a lot

39points

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago

Those nostrils tho

14points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

Bewbs!!

0points

Rue 4 years ago

ah yes the lust rat

11points

Bob McChesney 4 years ago

Nice boobies for a nose

8points

Linda Cowley 4 years ago

I'm glad it wasn't just me seeing that

1point

Zophra 4 years ago

I feel like this could somehow be incorporated into a valentine's day card...

7points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Pretty sure this kid sat next to me in high school English.

2points

Britta B 4 years ago

EXCUSE ME where did you get that pic of me?!?

2points

DC 4 years ago

Oh yeah ... when I come across the mirror in the morning and see this in it, I immediately know I'm bursting of lust. Now that I know the picture - before, how could I?

1point

ravn 4 years ago

Shouldn't that be a penguin?

1point

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

If this was in my science book I would burst into laughter in the middle of class

1point

#50

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Final score:

84points

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grey galah 4 years ago

He must be using Windows 10

40points

James016 4 years ago

I'm putting this into our Remote Desktop user guide at work

13points

Sharrow 4 years ago

I think he is using a Linux terminal, and as a Linux user, I can confirm that it is indeed just like astral projection.

3points

Gavin Thompson 4 years ago

TLDR: Remote Desktop Access Software gives you superpowers.

2points

Henry Russell 4 years ago

what happened to the rest of his body

0points

NWB 4 years ago

hahhahaa is it?

0points

D K 4 years ago

The hell it is

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

When your computer has too much dairy.

0points

Viktor Stepanov 4 years ago

And vice versa. Now I know how astral projection feels like.

0points

Marky Mark 4 years ago

This internet thing is just a fad. Once the Y2K bug comes around all the computers will fail.

0points

#51

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Final score:

82points

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Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

"How to Chad"

48points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

No, Chad is on the other side of the map.

6points

Virgil Blue 4 years ago

Strange as it may be it's a good illustration to explain how warped flat maps are..

2points

Catherine Perham 4 years ago

Now I understand #33

0points

ChrisKinster 4 years ago

Guile? Is that you?

0points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

The photo on the right is a dead ringer for Matt Gaetz.

0points

Falcon 4 years ago

When looking at the right image all I see is "Potionseller! I need your strongest potion!" 😁

0points

#52

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Final score:

82points

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Kane_The_Corathian 4 years ago

Smh body standards lol

62points

Richard Waycot-Bell 4 years ago

'Ian, what the f**k is happening to me...call the police!!

13points

Richard Waycot-Bell 4 years ago

'I take photo first'.

10points

Oaklynn 4 years ago

These beauty standards are getting worse by the day.

9points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

The other guy is super angry because he jealous.

6points

Grace Galan 4 years ago

Yet another unrealistic body expectation for women

4points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

Unwind, they said. It'll feel great, they said.

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

So technically I'm not short ok

1point

Henry Russell 4 years ago

that looks more like a hotdog then a intestine

0points

D K 4 years ago

What if we all looked like that tho

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

The SMALL intestine is 17 feet, while the LARGE intestine is only 5? :>

0points

Linda Cowley 4 years ago

Smaller in diameter

0points

#53

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Final score:

81points

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Kane_The_Corathian 4 years ago

WHO EATS A TACO LIKE THAT SMH

101points

Xylle Flora 4 years ago

How to cut your mouth with the taco shell by eating it incorrectly

21points

Sophie Foster 4 years ago

I'm more interested in why it looks like he has 1 tooth

5points

Tristan J 4 years ago

You mean that's not how to eat a taco?

2points

imontape 4 years ago

Nelly does in The Office

2points

Sofie 4 years ago

I do! Serious question, what is the proper way to eat tacos with hard shells? I from Scandinavia so this is not my cuisine or how you call it. Tacos is very popular here but I never ever buy hard taco spelas because they just fall apart however I try to eat them, especially this kind 😂😂

0points

Sportsgal 4 years ago

Taco shards penetrate my brain 5 seconds later

6points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

This is physically painful to see

2points

memeaubdoctor 4 years ago

Lipids

1point

Chilla 4 years ago

eat it top to bottom, then left to right

1point

Microwaved Robot 4 years ago

It's like watching a car crash, maybe he will turn his head at the last second.

0points

Peter Pan 4 years ago

Wow...maybe not for a taco

0points

beautiful plumage 4 years ago

when tyrone took a picture of jimmy practicing french kissing on a taco, little did either of them know how skilled tyrone's sister was at hacking phones. and putting stuff on the internet.

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Kid better flip that taco over RIGHT F**KING NOW!

0points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

He’s eating it wrong!

0points

#54

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Final score:

81points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

This told me more about dinosaur vomit than I really wanted to know

57points

Sophie Foster 4 years ago

Did they ever vomit? Also I kinda wanna know why this is in a physics textbook or math or whatever.

0points

McPanda 4 years ago

WHY ARE THERE BONES IN THE VOMIT??

15points

Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago (edited)

I think they are saying that the vomited so hard on the raptor that the velocity smacked it like a bug.

10points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

Or, "Why Getting Your Dinosaur Drunk is a Really Bad Idea".

9points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

Who needs an asteroid, Gastroenteritis in the herbivore population would do the trick ;;o)

6points

pebs 4 years ago

If it was really throwing up it would have its neck tilted down.

5points

Marky Mark 4 years ago

imagine the pressures generated in the stomach to do this! I wonder if the Brontosaurus could actually vomit? Those 68,600N spread across a car sized stomach would likely result in pressures that would rip the stomach lining apart.

4points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

Well, it was a reptile, and if threatened, some snakes will barf up their entire last meal so they can move quickly to escape. I just learned that.

1point

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

What about their sneezes as shown in the Jurassic Park documentary?

2points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Right? Birds can and do sneeze so I'm thinking that may have been pretty accurate.

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

But they were herbivores so there wouldn't be other dino bones. Maybe they were vegan dino nuggs.

1point

Demongrrrrl Premium 4 years ago

The dinosaurs are the ancestors of birds. Birds cannot vomit.

1point

Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago

Only the upright dinosaurs were the ancestors though, the like raptor, not the brachiosaurus.

4points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Oh okay

1point

#55

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Final score:

80points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Just transpose 'disgusted' and 'happy' and you have the story of 2020

46points

Cupcake168 4 years ago

Glad to know, so I will not misinterpret mice anymore.

3points

LAP 4 years ago

Exactly what would make a mouse disgusted!

1point

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

Only 6

1point

Tabby_Sohee 4 years ago

Okay but humans make that scared face too, when someone coughs in public

1point

Henry Russell 4 years ago

i barely notice a differnece

0points

Britta B 4 years ago

This looks like one of those "Find the two that look exactly alike" pics

0points

#56

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Final score:

77points

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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

Only funny in english. This is Swedish.

66points

Y T 4 years ago

Yes, it means goat and baby goat

24points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Oh, come on... we were only kidding.

15points

monkeydog 4 years ago

Only funny in the language we are reading this thread and expecting it to be in.

6points

Pansexual snek 4 years ago

really it went to bli dödande which means get lethal

1point

Amelia Earhart 4 years ago

That's a relief!

1point

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago (edited)

as the man looked up, bruised and trembling, one of the goats took one step forward. "Still think Goat-simulator is funny Steve?" it whispered after which it turned to the smallest of the bunch and said: "Get Killing" Just minutes later, all that was left was the echo of screams.

10points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Favourite childhood reading of Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy

4points

just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 4 years ago

just coming back from a Duolingo Swedish leson, it disnt get what was s funny about: goat, kid

2points

4 years ago

get killing!

1point

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

I love how the ear carries awkwardly over the seam in the book. Quality stuff.

1point

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

This one went whoosh for me...can someone explain pls?

1point

Kiki 4 years ago

that is what a goat and baby goat are called and the words together you know

1point

Dylan Howell 4 years ago

g e t k i l l i n g

1point

#57

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Final score:

77points

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Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

This sounds like something my science teacher would say

34points

sylvantic 4 years ago

same. my science teacher is great, but i've never had a normal science teacher. mine had us spend half an hour looking at pictures of ACTUAL HUMAN HEARTS.

7points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.

8points

Christine 4 years ago

Anyone else reminded of how the used to draw cats in the medieval paintings?

5points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Vampire dog bean. The breed the AKC snubs EVERY YEAR.

2points

Henry Cheves 4 years ago

TLDR: if you make a dog a sphere, it is a sphere.

2points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

We need to SHUT THIS BREEDER DOWN

2points

El Dee 4 years ago

Balldog..

1point

James016 4 years ago

Demon Loaf

1point

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

Vampire Tribble.

1point

Christopher Dixon 4 years ago

So essentially a dog is a sphere. All you have to do is, you know, reshape it into a sphere.

0points

#58

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Final score:

76points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Early ancestor of the Wright Brothers

49points

BlockDog02 4 years ago

Again, diagrams like this really help me understand anatomy, sooo 0.0

8points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

Me *attempts bird position*

8points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Me trying to crack my back... at any cost.

6points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

Cue surfer bird song "the bird, the bird, the bird is the word, the bird bird bird" okay I'm leaving now

1point

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

*Throws out hips/back..ok, everything*

1point

Iris_the_kilr 4 years ago

tha fu?!

0points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

Why does that look like my cousin?

0points

Bellamy John 4 years ago

tarzan be like

0points

Marnie 4 years ago

I like these diagrams showing the human in the same posture! It helps to understand the other skeleton.

0points

#59

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Final score:

76points

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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago

It's his now, don't try to get it back or he attacks

25points

LotusWolff 4 years ago

Or her

3points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Conversely, the ferret now belongs to the flip flop.

4points

Peter Pan 4 years ago

Flip flop early 90's as hell

1point

Fidgets McGee 4 years ago

Heck even early 80's! Drugstore special

1point

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

And this triagonal sign...

0points

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago

Yes. Yes it is

0points

Plane Lover 4 years ago

I’m pretty sure this is photoshopped look at the difference between the ‘fig. 4.8’ and the ‘this flip flop is mine’

0points

#60

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Final score:

73points

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IFXO 4 years ago

owww

44points

LuckyL 4 years ago

More like ouuuuuch

8points

Lovey Dove 4 years ago

wait human hands dont normally do that?????

5points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

It's just poorly drawn. The right hand rule has you do a finger gun with your right hand, then stick your middle finger out.

1point

Sophie Foster 4 years ago

I bwoke my finger uwu

0points

Tam illo 4 years ago

That's how they teach to memorize the directions of the forces. Just learned it at school 🤣

9points

Heather Evans 4 years ago

I remember holding my hand at the weirdest angles to solve current problems.

6points

Tam illo 4 years ago

You had this during test too, when the whole class would constantly make weird stuff with their hands? XD

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Don't need a mathematician. Need a surgeon.

4points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Warning: electricity may break fingers

4points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

What did this person do to their hand?!

2points

Tom Susala 4 years ago

Apparently, induced current can really screw up your hands...

1point

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

The hand is cursed.

0points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

This looks like a hand I'd try to draw when I was about 12.

0points

Jūras Barauskas 4 years ago

I am pretty sure they have pills for that

0points

#61

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Final score:

72points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

The bad old days before jingle toys and catnip mice

52points

Son of Philosoraptor 4 years ago

This is from a real hominid skull that was found with leopard tooth punctures in it's skull like in the picture. Tough times back then for our little grandparents.

7points

Wilhelm Chile 4 years ago

It was a "simpler" time...

2points

hermionelover222 4 years ago

Well that is just traumatizing there.

2points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

Who here DOESN'T believe in evolution?

0points

PikachuTwoKing 4 years ago

THE FACE. oh i mean mouth

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

That illustration tho.

0points

dancebe4thestorm 4 years ago

oh, the joys of life

0points

#62

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Final score:

72points

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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

Pyramid scheme for pants.

44points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Madoff is dead ! Rejoice !

2points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

*checks washing machine*

6points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

Ahhhh, the trouser legs of time multiple universe theory.

6points

Virgil Blue 4 years ago

As taught by the history monks.

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

The Transformer movie that Michael Bay has been saving for later. Shia LeBouf will play the crotch.

2points

James016 4 years ago

Maslow's Hierarchy of Pants

2points

autumn 4 years ago

oh yes i'll just use that pile of infinite pairs of pants that i have just lying around

1point

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Infinity pants?

1point

Microwaved Robot 4 years ago

Pantzi Scheme

0points

NWB 4 years ago

S many whys??

0points

Sophie Foster 4 years ago

*holds up jean chandelier* IT GOES ALLLLLLLLLL THE WAY.

0points

#63

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Final score:

70points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Ginger soared over the waves as Paul's frantic cries for help receded into the distance. He'd never really liked his owner anyway

75points

Sitting pigeon panda 4 years ago

*cue let it go music*

11points

Zophra 4 years ago

Hang lose Ginger, hang lose.

4points

Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

Hahhahhahahhahahahha

3points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Go, Ginger, Go! See Ginger abandon Greg. Good Ginger.

2points

Sofie 4 years ago

What a good name for a dog that colour ❤

1point

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

lol

1point

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago

As Bonzo rode the waves and barreled through a tunnel of blue water he thought: "Yes, it is true. I AM a good boy!"

3points

A Random Panda 4 years ago

CGI for the win.

1point

Maricapoo 1 year ago

surfing woof

0points

Shadow4523 4 years ago

surfing, ok thanks for clariying

0points

#64

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Final score:

69points

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pandamonium. 4 years ago

To be fair, I would fear santa claus too

33points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Also see the long running debate, "Santa Claus: Kindly old elf, or CIA spook?"

10points

Miriam L 4 years ago (edited)

This is from the semi-famous psychological 'Little Albert' experiment on behaviour conditioning, where the baby was conditioned to be afraid of white mice. (Yes, the thing was unethical, I've forgotten exactly how many years ago it was or the names of the researchers.) One of the lab crew came in one day with a fluffy fake white wig and the baby's fear of fluffy white objects was so intense (from the conditioning that 'white mouse = painful loud noise) that he cried and panicked at the sight of the beard

13points

Sweetie Dahling 4 years ago

It's such a sad story. It was even more unethical since they didn't attempt any reversal of the conditioning. No one seems to know what happened to Little Albert afterwards :(

9points

louise 4 years ago

I also don't remember the year but the experiment was run by John B. Watson. he was a very extreme believer in the nurture side of the nature vs. nurture debate and believed a person could be conditioned to become anything with enough work.

4points

Zophra 4 years ago

If anyone wants more info; https://www.verywellmind.com/the-little-albert-experiment-2794994

2points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

I remember this from university. Poor little chap. So unethical.

0points

Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

They were some f*cked up experiments....

6points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Old dude who wants you to sit on his lap, no questions asked, while he photographs it? You SHOULD be afraid.

5points

Loretta 4 years ago

It looks funny out of context, but if you know what it's about, it's tragic and horrifying. (See Miriam L's comment.)

4points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

If you've ever seen vintage photos of Santa Claus you'll understand why

4points

Kittygirl 4 years ago

This is from the Little Albert experiment, in which a doctor (let’s call him Bob, as I forgot his name) was experimenting with association of objects. Bob would take Little Albert and give him a fluffy object (such as a Santa Claus beard) and when Little Albert touched it or got close to it, a metal rod would be striked just above Poor Little Alberts head! Bob would then write down little Alberts reactions. Bob tried many variations of this experiment over long periods of time, including adding a rat, or using a velvet hat! When Alberts mother figured out what Bob was doing, she disappeared with her son and was never seen again. To this day no one knows where they went, or if Little Albert got over his fears.

3points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

"Hello, I am the immortal magical bearded old man who is watching you every second and judging you until the day I will descend on Earth and give you the reward or punishmen you deserve." Seriously, I was a poor little frightened toddler... Then I grew up and became a Christian, because f**k constancy.

2points

Kaitlin Rabold 4 years ago

ok, so basically this was one of the results from a horrible psychology experiment where the scientists introduced a baby with small animals (dogs/puppies, rabbits, rats, etc.) and let him interact with them. then they introduced them again, but this time they gave him the rat and would hit an iron bell (or block, i forgot exactly what) every time he would touch or hold the rat. they GAVE the baby a phobia of the rat- but also a phobia of everything else (hence the "now he fears even santa claus" line). once the experiments were finished, the scientists did not care to reverse the damages they caused and returned the poor child back to his mother, phobias and all.

0points

El Dee 4 years ago

Monster Experiments?

0points

Zophra 4 years ago

Weren't those experiments on stuttering with orphan children? I'm too tired to look it up.

0points

#65

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Final score:

68points

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Some Cool Guy 4 years ago

I feel ya bro

38points

Markus Holstein 4 years ago

This is likely from a manual for people who have to handle rats or mice (in labs, most likely) and need to be able to identify signs of distress, illness and pain, e.g. the animal isolating itself from the others, sunk-in eyes etc. An arched back is a sign of abdominal pain

6points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Poor rat friend.

3points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

My spirit animal.

3points

Debbie Lavender 4 years ago

don’t want to see the experiments that would support this statement.

1point

Vance Neumann 4 years ago

Same

1point

#66

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Final score:

68points

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Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

I have so many questions. the more I look at it the worse it gets

96points

Iris_the_kilr 4 years ago

hes spraying cheese dust into the toilet while drinking the toilet water

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

All you need is an awful lot of hemp, a flamethrower, and no dignity.

17points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Is he capturing ghost farts?

12points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Haha.

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Some things just aren't worth the effort.

11points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Please tell me this is a thought experiment

11points

A Random Panda 4 years ago

What the frickin' frick.

7points

Viktor Stepanov 4 years ago

How to defeat an alien hidden in your toilet.

7points

Mimi M 4 years ago

Why is this not higher? Amusing AND practical!

4points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

But why?

4points

Zophra 4 years ago

Patent pending?

2points

#67

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Final score:

67points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

These are truly pathetic names for dogs

74points

yuckii 4 years ago

Mine is named King Issac the 5th, is that pathetic?

4points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Let's just save time and call it what it is- deformed from over breeding.

1point

Demongrrrrl Premium 4 years ago

What is this, canine phrenology?

1point

cookie panda 4 years ago

I would buy a frog face

1point

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

Me too

0points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

My dog is a frog face and I love him.

1point

Sofie 4 years ago

Hahaha frog face 🐸 I actually call my cat a frog sometimes

0points

Debbie Lavender 4 years ago

so sometimes science **tpost tries a bit too hard.

0points

Laurie F. Daut 4 years ago

Lolol

0points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

"THOMAS! he's the cheeky one!... EDWARD! He's bumpy-skulled but lot's of fun!..."

0points

Yort 4 years ago

RUDE

-1point

#68

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Final score:

66points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Cold cheese - rugged individualist Warm cheese - degenerate couch potato

35points

LazyPanda 4 years ago

...are those the only options?

1point

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

Alternate title: My posture around people & my posture when alone.

7points

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

None the less, the cheese stands alone

6points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago (edited)

Heigh Ho the Dairy-O

1point

Microwaved Robot 4 years ago

Someone needs to level that counter top!

0points

Sofie 4 years ago

Why does this remind me of my thighs 😂

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

This is called "melting" to you humans.

0points

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago

aparently I am warm cheese...

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Both cheeses end up the same because I've eaten them.

0points

Zophra 4 years ago

All temperature cheese... gets eaten.

0points

John Vanleeuwen 4 years ago

So when the cheese cools down it instantly stands up tall again

0points

#69

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Final score:

66points

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Serial pacifist 4 years ago

This is too messed up

35points

James016 4 years ago

I didn't grow arms until I was 11 or 12

22points

Soggy Crumpet 4 years ago

I actually think this is actually frog growth put in human terms??

17points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Does that mean males have fake limbs until puberty?

7points

Catherine DeAngelis 4 years ago

I'm just about to have this talk with my son lol PERFECT

6points

A Random Panda 4 years ago

I can't think of a word to describe it.

5points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I had no arms until I turned 12.

5points

lettuce boi 4 years ago

prepubescent children are just nuggets

2points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

I just got my arms a few months ago! Yay!

1point

oddkiddo 4 years ago

What???

1point

#70

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Final score:

65points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

A cat's intelligence is directly related to its weight

37points

Al Christensen 4 years ago

Winner's Curse: if the real value of something (as opposed to the listed price) is what most of the market is willing to pay, then auction winners end up paying more than the real value.

10points

Christine 4 years ago

Thanks!

2points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

That 1st cat looks like he has more than enough fish. He is a cute chonk.

9points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Me when I'm calculating how many mini donuts equal a regular donut. It's 25, right?

1point

Anthony Nizza 4 years ago

WAT??!!

0points

#71

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Final score:

65points

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Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

Laser sight!

30points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

The Lion King would be a whole lot more interesting if the Hyenas had this power. Maybe they did and the is how Scar died.

11points

Sitting pigeon panda 4 years ago

the first ones cute

7points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Illustration from "Hyena Superpowers and Their Effect on Easter Egg Hunts"

7points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Mom eyes.

0points

Robert Thompson 4 years ago

Why aren't lasers doing cool $#!+

0points

#72

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Final score:

63points

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IFXO 4 years ago

now that's one claustrophobic roll

31points

grey galah 4 years ago

From the Smuggler's Guide on how to profit from wildlife, Chapter 6: Birds

10points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

This is what inspired thousands of vengeful birds to hurl themselves into passenger jet engines

10points

earringnut 4 years ago

Hitchcock didn't get his movie ideas out of thin air.

6points

Rob Woollard 4 years ago

Why. Would. You . Wrap. A . Pigeon. To. Drop. It . From. A . Plane. Pigeons can fly

10points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

They'd probably be sucked in the engine when they don't drop down vertically.

5points

magnadar 4 years ago

Remebers me of the cat that starred im the "how to bath a baby" a few months ago

8points

William Turley 4 years ago

Finally, instructions.

6points

Zophra 4 years ago (edited)

pigeon-gami. A lost artistic skill.

2points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

Clearly they did not see WKRP's turkey drop episode. CLASSIC.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

"Method of wrapping pigeon" is one of the phrases I never thougt I would ever read.

1point

Amelia Earhart 4 years ago

Good to know!

0points

#73

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Final score:

62points

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Rob Woollard 4 years ago

Karma sutra sheep edition

28points

brukernavn340 4 years ago

*kama sutra

10points

earringnut 4 years ago

Karma sutra Scotland edition

6points

Random Person 4 years ago

nooopppe

6points

MaryAnn Ryan 4 years ago

Sheep sheering positions.

12points

Bridget Price 4 years ago

how to have a dance party with your goat than put it back.

8points

JCRocks 4 years ago

This is actually a pretty helpful diagram of assisting a choking animal. I found a similar one, which saved our dog when she accidentally got ahold of a chicken bone.

6points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

The sheep looks weirdly content.

3points

magnadar 4 years ago

Now do this all day long

3points

jazz 4 years ago

*careless whisper starts playing*

1point

sylvantic 4 years ago

how to teach a sheep to dance expressively

1point

Gavin Thompson 4 years ago

Figures B&C: momentarily perform Choke hold on sheep

1point

El Dee 4 years ago

Sheep Wrestling..

1point

#74

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Final score:

61points

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Kane_The_Corathian 4 years ago

Respectful gamers. Thats what we want to see lol.

61points

Gabriel Jackson 4 years ago

After a good ol’ game of leap frog online

6points

Gemma 4 years ago

FF ff ff FF ff

2points

cookie panda 4 years ago

YAAAAS

2points

Iris_the_kilr 4 years ago (edited)

try the ffxiv community. even if you do horribly people will still be really nice and give you a gg and tips and stuff

0points

Raynell 4 years ago

Most of these images are ridiculous even with context but this one seems like it's explaining phenotype and genotype in the wild and is kinda cool

16points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

gg

8points

Jacqueline Dartley 4 years ago

These are ways to represent genes. Homozygous dominant and recessive, and heterozygous.

2points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

No. Frogs do not make this noise

2points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

Depends on what the ear hears. One thing the vast majority of frogs do NOT say is "ribbit."

1point

Jacqueline Dartley 4 years ago

These are ways to represents genes. Dominant, recessive, heterozygous.

1point

Eliza Schuyler 4 years ago

GG gg GG gg GG gg Gg gG GGGGGGGGGGGGGG

1point

RustyLion Bro 4 years ago

Frog Pog

1point

Kay 4 years ago

Oh my gosh this is my bio textbook 😂

0points

humdrum 4 years ago

Frog fount

0points

#75

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Final score:

59points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Rogue scientists make world's biggest omelette

40points

Sophie Foster 4 years ago

*baby scientists

3points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Obviously somebody had been inappropriate with the chickens.

3points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

Matrix???

1point

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

ooga ooga chacka ooga ooga chacka

0points

#76

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Final score:

59points

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Phendrena 4 years ago

Only five? Rubbish. I could easily shove 10 in my chops, no problem.

41points

yuckii 4 years ago

I can do 98

6points

Rob Woollard 4 years ago

If he stole them , would the police charge him?

9points

Zophra 4 years ago

Positively! (But such a negative thought.)

7points

clarebear42 4 years ago

Chubby bunny!!!

2points

Maddy_BobaTea 4 years ago

i mean......there future husband is going to be pleased......

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Why eat 5 D Batteries when you can eat 1 Electrical Substation?

0points

diplinga 4 years ago

I prefer the smaller type, they aren‘t that hard to swallow...

0points

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

BUT WHY

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Eating five batteries- congrats, you're now Ironman. Keep it up.

0points

Tami 4 years ago

No, "Eating one cell", "Eating a battery".

0points

Britta B 4 years ago

TikTok challenge?

0points

#77

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Final score:

59points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Vastly inferior to the illustration in which it's saying "Bok"

51points

LotusWolff 4 years ago

Bok bok!

6points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

I have considered it and it is ridiculous.

6points

Ben kim 4 years ago

why are there so many birds flying with the wind?

5points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Chickens can legit accomplish this when offered shredded cheese. They'll hurl themselves over, onto and through anything.

1point

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

I consider that a very drunk chicken.

1point

dancebe4thestorm 4 years ago

BOK!

1point

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago

This is right before the chicken hits the wall?

1point

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

before it hits the wall...bok

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

I've considered it.

0points

Debbie Lavender 4 years ago

no. i won’t consider the following figure

0points

#78

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Final score:

58points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

The mother is now doing time for child endangerment and confusing a baby with optical illusions

41points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

It's a test to see if baby looks down and refuses to crawl onto the clear section because it can see the drop below. In this case it's testing awareness of falling, but the same test in rats/mice looks for visual acuity.

16points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

"Skinner Box? Hell, I was raised in an M.C. Escher Box."

8points

Kat 4 years ago

Ha, I recognise this one. A baby new at crawling will happily go over the glass floor to its mom. A more experienced baby will hesitate and be afraid of falling

7points

giovanna 4 years ago

This is a very famous experiment about children's perception

2points

Nelson Sturdivant 4 years ago

That's why it's afraid of Santa

2points

McPanda 4 years ago

I love the caption/ book title

1point

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago (edited)

mom, that is JPEG not PNG!

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Ah, the old "eff up a baby" experiment.

0points

Brandy Grote 4 years ago

Saw a video of this using kittens. The younger ones would walk on the clear part, they used sense of touch. When they saw more clearly, they wouldn't walk on the clear part even if they had before. Fascinating!

0points

#79

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Final score:

57points

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Tiggy Darling 4 years ago

Normally after about 4 drinks...

25points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

In a while, straight

15points

Aileen 4 years ago

I wish I could upvote this more than once XD

1point

El Dee 4 years ago

This is about ten past nine on a Monday morning after Pride Weekend that the 'Later Homo' arrives..

4points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Well I just found something new to say when I leave a room

3points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

fin-lizard...811aaf.png

2points

Linda Cowley 4 years ago

Phillus lynottia

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

companies after june:

1point

Zophra 4 years ago

Later (in the genus of Homo), these are the species that evolved- sapiens,etc. I don't see what's wrong here.

1point

Tori Williams 4 years ago

how ppl say bye to me

0points

Jūras Barauskas 4 years ago

How we say 'bye' to each as best buds.

0points

NWB 4 years ago

hahahahhaha I love this one!!!!

0points

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Final score:

55points

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Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

People... ik they said a soul patch is a good idea, but for the love of God... please no.

29points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

Can we bring the Zorro back?

7points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

And what about a toothbrush. You know, like that famous guy during the 40s... Chaplin. Also, today is his birthday.

5points

I4gotmyname 4 years ago

I feel like the toothbrush may be slightly worse.

2points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

What's so bad about soul patches?

1point

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

DO NOT wear a tooth-brush mustache under ANY circumstances, ESPECIALLY if you're a white guy with dark, side-parted hair.

9points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

(Hitler wore won to remind people he was a WWI soldier... That style was common for people who had to wear gas masks.)

8points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

The "toothbrush" seems kind of... dictatorial ;)

7points

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago

Human version of Homer Simpson

2points

Seabeast 4 years ago

Please tell me that nobody has tried the toothbrush mustache in the last 75 years?

1point

Skidanpump 4 years ago

Eww... at the bottom they have a mustache called toothbrush but.... well you’ll see it

0points

Wesley Stewart 4 years ago

We ALL know that ain't a TOOTHBRUSH, that's hitler!

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Glad to know that all dictators can wear Respirators.

0points

James016 4 years ago

It's a way off but I might try growing a Fu Manchu for Movember.

0points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

This is posted in my government office. It is large too.

0points

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Final score:

54points

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Rob Woollard 4 years ago

Looks like my signature

35points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

When doctors pass out mid-prescription

5points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

jeremy bearimy, baby!

2points

ravn 4 years ago

This one is really pretty brilliant.

1point

Amanita muscaria 4 years ago

Who else followed the line?

1point

Jeffrey Sok 2 years ago

Me taking notes in class after a night of drinking

0points

Abhishek Singh 4 years ago

Hard work of innovation and then Chinese copying it.

0points

Abhishek Singh 4 years ago

Innovation and the Chinese copying it

0points

Microwaved Robot 4 years ago

Looks like the map of my life until I retired

0points

Felipe Jourdan 4 years ago

Me: Doc, what does this say? Doctor: Paracetamol

0points

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53points

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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

Why are no movies "high culture"?

21points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

I can see The Force Awakens in there.

3points

LazyPanda 4 years ago

Citizen Kane just missed it

1point

Cherries Turtle 4 years ago

zootopia

1point

Lena Hill 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

Zootopia should be a but higher

14points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

How is Kanye West higher culture than Taylor Swift? I'm no Swifty, but Kanye tho.

10points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

I thought it was funny how far above Kanye they listed NPR

0points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

I wonder who was the person to decide on these things.

10points

Paul Davis 4 years ago

Attempts to objectively analyze inherently subjective cultural things will always reveal more about the author's upraising and prejudices than it reveals about overall culture.

16points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Who the hell put The Medieval Boobies Show above Harry Potter?

8points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

I've never seen an episode of Game of Thrones, but maybe I should.

1point

Christine 4 years ago

Even consider what's lower, Fifty Shades is still way too high. That building could have a basement, and then a sewer system, and then a portal to hell...and Fifty Shades would still be too high.

5points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

But it couldn't possibly be lower than Twilight which didn't even make the list

2points

Kristina N 4 years ago

How is Game of Thrones higher than Last Week Tonight? Its a travesty!

5points

Scarlett Fox 4 years ago

Because nudity

2points

Yort 4 years ago

Modern Family above Zootopia? Preposterous.

3points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Why isn't the Big bang theory buried deep underground? This is highly inaccurate. Right about fighting, though.

2points

somnomania 4 years ago

because it's a show that some people enjoy? i understand the problems some have with it but i also have gotten some good laughs from it.

1point

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

The higher you climb, the brainier you become

2points

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Final score:

52points

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Rob Woollard 4 years ago

Now available on sky sports

37points

Zophra 4 years ago

Great... another premium streaming channel we don't have...

2points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

ESPN got pretty desperate last summer.

4points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

no sharing if there is enough food to make them both explode multiple times

2points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

That explains the tiny crowd cheering in my sink drain

1point

John Vanleeuwen 4 years ago

How do you know if they are fighting they could be hugging

1point

Christine 4 years ago

♪ Everybody was fruit fly fighting ♪

1point

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

This is the definition of fly weight.

1point

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

Lol my laboratory does this.

1point

Son of Philosoraptor 4 years ago

Nature's Tiniest Bitch-Slap.

1point

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

No referee, no seconds, no doctor on site. SHUT THIS DOWN

1point

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Final score:

51points

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sofacushionfort 4 years ago

Although the best ones use both hands

58points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

They don't even need their hands if they can do it right.

7points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Left-handed: the handedness that dare not print its name

18points

Giles McArdell 4 years ago

If only there was a term for being not right handed.

11points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Science had yet to come up with one, alas.

0points

Rue 4 years ago

wth

5points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

I have trouble understand graphs, but I’m a homosexual with no older brothers who can write with both hands :>

2points

Sam 4 years ago

probability of homosexuality in me: 100%

2points

MERMONKEY34 4 years ago

HA!

1point

Nudge 4 years ago

hm I fall at just 2% likeliness. Interesting.

1point

Isobella GOURLAY 4 years ago

*legitimate confusion* What>

0points

Amelia Earhart 4 years ago

Does that mean there are no left-handed LGBTQ people?

0points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

...Or maybe there are just more right-handed people in the world..?

0points

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Final score:

49points

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noralin 4 years ago

Hey, I have seen this one in a text book. It is supposed to demonstrate the areas of different senses in the brain. It shows how big portions different senses take in the human brain.

54points

Sweetie Dahling 4 years ago

I thought the homunculus was just a representation of the human body in the (primary) sensory cortex? Or motor cortex as well?...first year uni was a long time ago :D

7points

Raynell 4 years ago

Not sure why the down vote. I've seen it too and it actually was really helpful- even though it's disturbing as hell haha

5points

sylvantic 4 years ago

ive seen worse ones. the one in my textbook isn't in german, but it's more detailed and shows both sides of the brain in color.

1point

BananaJo 4 years ago

the face is just nightmare fuel

1point

Bailey Baker 2 years ago

German?

0points

Amelia Earhart 4 years ago

That diagram always gives me the creeps. If my brain looks like that, I want outta here!

0points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

wth

0points

SW 4 years ago

What am I looking at

0points

Ingrid The Lord's Servant 4 years ago

Who thought it was a good idea ?!

0points

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

Sad beginnings of young Frankenstein

0points

Heather Makemson 4 years ago

Me trying to do calculus.

0points

pebs 4 years ago

It's the somatosensory homunculus

0points

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Final score:

49points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Yep, I'm sure one thing leads directly to the other

34points

Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago

absolutely, ask Shrek and his 3 kids

5points

McPanda 4 years ago

This is an AP psych book, the man's gf ate onions before they kissed a lot

4points

KiwiBubbles 4 years ago

HAHAHAHAAAA I took the class too, I remember the pic in the book and the context. But just imagine how this looks to anyone who doesn't know the context 😂🤣😂

0points

Tom Susala 4 years ago

Is THAT why I get a BONER in the produce aisle?

3points

r.d.2205 4 years ago

It's an example of classical conditioning

1point

Zophra 4 years ago

Who knew?

1point

Maddy_BobaTea 4 years ago

THATS HOW SHREK LANDED A BISH SO THICC LIKE FIEONA!

0points

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

???

0points

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Final score:

49points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

Wat

27points

Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

I think- I think it means that you always try the outermost layer but when the thing on that layer happens you have to try the next thing, ie. try not to be spotted by the enemy, but if/when you are, don't get hit, if/when you are hit, don't get "penetrated" (?)

16points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

This is a funny-looking ogre.

6points

Vance Neumann 4 years ago

Good try

0points

BlockDog02 4 years ago

That's actually a good diagram, it shows what which part of an onion's skins' are for.

1point

Zophra 4 years ago

Certainly there had to be a better analogy than using an onion.

1point

Amelia Earhart 4 years ago

Is that in the bathroom at the CIA?

0points

somnomania 4 years ago

ah yes, the most intuitive of diagrams

0points

Tom Susala 4 years ago

Don't be Caramelized!

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

onions have LAYERS

0points

#88

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Final score:

48points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

I have no idea what this means yet I'm glad it exists

23points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Voices in the head, I think. It's not really that good.

2points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

That's Rosie, the Jetson's maid, without her uniform.

1point

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Meanwhile, in Mark Zuckerberg's lair...

1point

#89

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Final score:

47points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Inflict terrible head injury, steal victim's chocolate

31points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Best comment ever.

1point

Orange Mountain 4 years ago

That is Russian chocolate!

5points

X 4 years ago

He looks a bit concerned maybe hes an introvert

3points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

monke see ackshon

3points

Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Monkey see, monkey do

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

when i observe an alien

1point

Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago

I would probably have the same reaction if I saw Baby chocolate with nuts being eaten. Savage

1point

Purr·maid 4 years ago

Monkey see monkey do.

1point

#90

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Final score:

44points

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Sam 4 years ago

confuzzle-...5-jpeg.jpg

24points

Sam 4 years ago

responding so you don't need to click

11points

Orange Juice 4 years ago

Somebody woke up one morning and thought, "You know what? I have a perfect idea for an educational diagram."

3points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

That's some trajectory!

3points

#91

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Final score:

41points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

This diagram replaced a colour photo which was deemed to be too harrowing

19points

I'm a gay trans bitch 4 years ago

4/5 people enjoy Russian roulette

10points

#92

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Final score:

40points

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Rob Woollard 4 years ago

So THAT'S how you levitate

35points

Bored Panda 3 years ago

Or use Wingardium Leviosa

0points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

This is not science.

5points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

From the book "I Don't Know What the Term 'Energy' Really Means"

3points

Stephanie Did It 4 years ago

I always exhale out of my feet. That's how you get the lift

1point

Audrey the Frog 4 years ago

Airbender

0points

No. 4 years ago

yea i don't think that's how breathing works (why is air coming out of his feet?, why does he have no brain?)

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

How to become a biblically accurate angel.

0points

#93

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Final score:

40points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Hare = Uncle Dave, children's entertainer + Puffy Vapour

15points

grey galah 4 years ago

A rejected application for illustrator found in J.K.Rowling's garbage circa 1997

4points

Marky Mark 4 years ago

Its the Thermodynamics Wizard. The enthalpy H of a thermodynamic system is defined as the sum of its internal energy U and the work required to achieve its pressure and volume: H = U + pV

1point