50 Painfully Funny Work Memes That Anyone Who Has Worked At Least Once Might Relate To, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Match made in paradise

EXACTLY!!!!

Yeah, a$ia. Some of just want to pay our bills and afford things minus the anxiety.

Malicious compliance at its best !!

This is so appropriate for every every business.

Relationship goals !

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So this is just a d**k move really - or at least in the UK. From memory the rule is the employer needs 2x the notice of the length of the holiday (ie need to give a fortnights notice for a week off) to cancel a holiday without any kind of comeback. So unless these are in the very near future it’ll just f**k up peoples plans.

Touché, bears. Touché.

What got me was the 'I know you enjoy your weekends, but...'

Good bosses !!

I think of this screenshot daily.

The fact they censored the d—K in the display but not the user :>

Boss move !!

Bahahahaha good one!

And he got a bigger bow tie with the word pringles on it. And he… dyed his mustache black. Poor guy, he’s really going through a crisis

I love this.

The display name is so much information after one look

Chill, it was only her foot and tbh KARMA, Janet, Karma!

Any idea what’s making the tail shadow?

Yep.

You tell em Garrett!

That's a whole lot of pu$$y

Asked my 3 year old grandson..."why are you crying, you don't even have a job"...shut him up more out of confusion than anything else

How ironic

This is true and incredibly hilarious

Bp missed something

Nice.

I can't stand 'early risers' cuz they are usually smug about it cuz you're not.

I am traumatised by the lack of censorship.

How did you quote me

Wheee!

Cheers, mate.

But butt…

I'm sure it'll work real great with that bored panda watermark on the bottom. Lol

"Please see my original email below..."

Omg! I'm not a panda, I am a koala!

What is this "holiday" thing you speak of?

YES!!!! This is me after baiting the office common area with snacks and someone stops to get some food....welcome to my web, my friend. HAHA!

Suddenly the alarm clock goes off

In my country (England, UK) I have never heard anyone ever say 'thank you for your service'. I feel this is a very American thing. (Please don't come at me! Just an observation).

Severely lowered standards and a lot of creativity.

Doesn't fit with the "work" theme.

Hey! We like friends of all ages. Just how we like friends of all ethnicities, gender identity, backgrounds…

Sadly : relatable. Used to have an apologetic face, but they were SO happy to see me...

To all of you bashing OP's grammar, know that I have no problem with it

My mom actually did this one time. I'd been working 70+ hour weeks on an extremely variable schedule, so I'd frequently be off after midnight and back at 5 am. It was allowed in the contract as long as they paid overtime and turnaround pay. One morning I got up, showered, went to get dressed and straight up fainted. She found me on the floor of my closet and made me call out.

I don't understand why people think it is a problem to laugh at your own jokes :D

Have you heard that FedEx and UPS are merging? They're going to call it FedUp.

Yeah, and my dad has to wait 10-12 hours usually!

The paradox.

But what if you forgot their real name?

Nope. Work in the legal field. No one is that happy. Unless they're high.. wait.. whoa!

Stand strong buddy

Who made this and why do they know this. Wait… is this why the other dude was glad it was only his coworker who he ran over?? His coworker WANTED him to run him over!!

I get to go outside to the wilderness on my break. There's a transit bus route with a stop right there. I've fantasized getting on a bus and riding it to the horizon mid break many times. They can't stop me. It's my fears of homelessness and the hassle of job searching that keeps me sticking to my lunch shift and hastily making my way back to work.

Found such coworker several years ago. We both have left the company and we're still very close friends to this day.

Hey that looks like my sis!

My expression depends on who should be worried. Me ? The customer ? My boss ? The company ?

"My district manager is worthless And thought my availability didn't mean stability so i was demoted to part time to float at different sites while they hired someone new at full time." Oh wait did i misunderstand the assignment?

Stop hovering over toilets. You're the problem you're trying to solve. Just sit down and get everything in the bowl ffs.

Guys, this is not a scam, I just did it and my boss replied "You don't need to come in tomorrow!" Omg! I can't believe this works, forward this to all your friends xoxo

And they are usually the boss, supervisor, and owner.

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That's the only way to get things done. The only purpose of OSHA is to kill your business.

I wish "it" was??