Ah, Los Angeles, the city of angels, dreams, sunshine, and opportunity. The glitz, glamor, ambition, aloofness, and friendliness all mix together into a unique cultural cocktail that you wouldn’t mistake for any other place in the world. Welcome to LA where the snippets of conversation you catch in the city’s sun-soaked streets, luxurious cafes, golden beaches, and crispy cool boardrooms might make you do a double-take.
The funniest and strangest out-of-context conversations get featured by the massively popular ‘Overheard LA' Instagram account. The brainchild of Jesse Margolis, ‘Overheard LA’ has become a digital empire, with branching accounts that document the hilarious side of life in other cities, professions, and lifestyles.
We’ve collected the funniest overheard conversations from LA to brighten up your day with some of that gorgeous California sun, dear Pandas. Grab yourself some orange juice, put on your sunglasses, and let’s get scrolling.
Bored Panda got in touch with entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington, who was happy to tell us all about Los Angeles, his hometown. Read on for our full interview with Hollywood's Ultimate Insider about LA culture, what the locals are like, the city's biggest upsides and downsides, and how making it big in show business is easier now than ever.
We also reached out to broadcaster, comedian, and writer Trev Lewis, who moved to LA to pursue a career in media. Trev is the creator of the 'Trev Show,' and you'll find our full interview with him below. He had some awesome suggestions for all you foodies out there, and told us all about LA's diverse culture.
When you’re done enjoying this list and upvoting all the giggle-worthy convos, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s earlier articles about ‘Overheard LA’ here: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4. In case you didn’t notice, we’re big fans of the city and all of its nuances.
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I am across the atlantic but even then i felt the heat in all its power
Load More Replies...The number of Covid deaths in the USA has just this month crossed the 1,000,000 barrier. Well done Covid, you're a millionair now, you may join the GOP.
According to LA local and entertainment industry insider Mike, the city's culture can be described as laid back while the locals are very friendly. "One of the points of living here is to not be stressed out, and LA residents pride themselves in the lengths they go to to remain 'chill.' The people here have a reputation for being aloof, but I’ve found just the opposite. Most residents are very friendly and welcoming. I think the great diversity of the city has a lot to do with that," he told Bored Panda.
Mike shared some of the biggest upsides and downsides that Los Angeles has to offer. "The beautiful year-round weather, spectacular scenery, and the endless recreational opportunities," he listed just some of the amazing pluses. "In a single day, you can go skiing in the nearby mountains, and later, bask in the sun at the beach." However, the city is far from cheap to live in.
"There’s only one downside I can think of—it’s expensive! The cost of living here is extremely high, especially when it comes to housing. You get very little for your money," he warned.
You know, I often wonder if these overheard bits of conversations are real. Sometimes the bits are so darned witty.
This one seems fake to me, like something the attendant wanted to say but didn't. They would be fired if they did say it
Load More Replies...not a good assumption, it may have been a present they bought themselves with the money they saved travelling on discount airlines. That one special luxury item they have always wanted.
Southwest says things like this as a joke a lot in their announcements. They wouldn't have said it to an individual singling them out, just over the speaker to the whole plane along with the rest of the pre-flight announcements to get a chuckle.
Load More Replies...Had an ex that had a set of Louis Vuitton bags and a few other designer bags. Didn't want me to touch them and I never really got that close to them. She always treated them really nice but didn't ever take them out in public because she didn't want to be a target. She left them behind when she moved out. They were fake as s**t and falling apart.
Do those people (ladies and others) actually think that anybody pays attention to their purses?
I hate that "oh you are homosexual, what a waste" thing. As if a persons worth solely depends on if someone else has the even only theoretical chance to f*ck them.
Oooh, I always took it to mean it was about the person who was saying it, not about the person it is directed at, as if it was more in a rueful way that they would never get the opportunity to be with this great person!
Load More Replies...What an asshat. I cannot stand when people act like this. I love this woman's reply though. (edited to remove the word "f*****g" due to Nitro Codes' flawless logic lol)
Please remove the f-word from your comment. It is factually incorrect, as he obviously never has sex.
Load More Replies...Such things can be interpreted in both bad or neutral way, how would it be to not always presume bad intentions?
Ugh, my daughter gets this one all the time! She has a somewhat similar comeback, thought she's gay instead of bi. Honestly, I know there are so many lovely men out there (mine is one of them), but the gits like this one sure do stand out from the crowd.
Or you could say Yes I'm gay. Guess we dodged a bullet with you huh? Hahahaa
In fact, saving money is the biggest piece of advice he'd give anyone who wants to make LA their home. "If you’re planning on moving to LA, my best advice is, have a place to stay at first with friends or relatives until you get established. It’s a massive, sprawling city that’s hard to get around in, and you’re going to need a home base until you find a place to live. Secondly, have a lot of money saved up before you make the move because you’re going to need it," he pointed out that you have to be secure financially to thrive there.
Bored Panda was also interested to get Mike's take on how difficult it is to make it big in showbiz nowadays. According to him, things are becoming far more accessible to everyone. "It’s not as hard to make it in show business here as it used to be. With all the content being produced for television, cable, and now streaming, the entertainment industry is booming, and studios are hiring. Do be willing though to take an entry-level position, make contacts, and work your way up from there," he said.
And you'll know that you've become a true local, a true Angeleno when there's a change in your attitude. "All of a sudden one day, you’ll be at peace, relaxed, and confident that following your dream was the right thing to do."
No, not true at all. I can think of plenty of people and i will never have to name a baby.
Load More Replies...My brother had a different name for the first three weeks after he was born, because my father started a drivers ed class and there was a guy there who had the same name that they had chosen for my brother and my father disliked him sooo my brother got another name. When the course was over they changed his name to the one they originally wanted.
It's an absolute nightmare when you work with children. Each name reminds you of a brat you've looked after in the past.
I've never been in charge of naming a human baby, but I write and play Sims, so I get it
How many of your enemies have drowned in the pool so far?!
Load More Replies...In my case, myself. I went through several names I liked and I had a homophobic and transphobic relative for each one.
Try being an experienced teacher and trying to find a name for your kids!
You don't realize how little you think of the human race until you confront spelling and punctuation on the internet.
people do realize that the Moscow Mule drink was invented in New York by Russian Refugees fleeing persecution and the name was to remind them of their home they had hoped to one day liberate?
Never expect a lot of trivial knowledge to be common (Really interesting fact though)
Load More Replies...Following this stupid logic, things like the Long Island icetea should be renamed Shinnecock Nation tea
Long Island's Algonquin name is Paumanok but I see your point :)
Load More Replies...You know what really not showing bravery, faux outrage and virtue signaling over a war halfway across the world. Putin sucks, but really. Stop with the Ukraine hash tagging.
Try a Polish Mule instead - Polish Bison grass vodka is substituted for the normal vodka but everything else is the same. It has a lovely botanical flavour. And it contains far less genocide.
🤦♂️ Someone at the gym called a Russian Twist a Ukrainian Twist. An extra r******d layer of woke.
I just got a new Pokemon Go friend who's been sending me gifts from Kyiv. I hope he's okay.
"Hard pass on being taught to objectify women by my own father, thanks all the same"
Junior high is, what, somewhere between 12 and 15 years old? To start to appreciate the other sex is one thing, but geez calm down dad.
A little younger than that. A kid in junior high could be as young as 10, or up to 14. Depending on if his birthday is before or after the cutoff.
Load More Replies...Good son. Realizing that women are more than just objects to lust over. 😊
I'm in my mid-thirties and I'd rather have Star Wars on my walls than some random women in skimpy clothes(although I may be biased as the Star Wars posters would go great with my Dueling grade Lightsabers😂)
bro, im in junior high and wouldent even THINK about having "hot chicks" on my walls! thats horrible and sexist! im looking for star wars posters actually!
Meanwhile, media expert Trev, the host of the 'Trev Show,' shared his opinion about the city of angels. "When people think of LA they tend to think of Hollywood and celebrities. It’s true that LA is the entertainment capital of the world. What’s fascinating about it, though, is that it’s also this diverse, working-class city. The majority of the people here are very hard-working and genuinely nice. None of them know how to drive, but they do their best," comedian Trev joked with Bored Panda.
"Not only does the city have incredible diversity due to its large immigrant population, in some cases the generations of immigrants have developed entirely new cultures of their own. Korean Americans, for example, have fused their traditional cuisine with Western dishes to create things like Korean tacos and Korean BBQ (bulgogi) burgers. They are absolutely delicious, and you will have a much harder time finding them anywhere else in the U.S.," he recommended that anyone visiting LA should try out the local cuisine.
I'm entering that age when dealing with changes start being increasingly difficult... I am so grateful to this young people keeping me updated.
I am trying so hard to remember to refer to my single nonbinary student by the preferred they/them. Especially difficult when they have a feminine name and figure. Fortunately, they are quick to forgive my occasional slip ups and realize I'm trying to be respectful. I'm just old enough to be their grandmother, if barely, and have a tough time keeping up!
Load More Replies...I was interpreting a medical call the other day. The nurse asked his preferred gender pronouns to the Korean patient. I felt funny interpreting the question because gendered pronouns usually aren't used in the Korean language. While it exists, it's not commonly used in the native lexicon and also, subjects are often eliminated, since as a traditionally Confucian society, individualism is suppressed to put society first.
At my age, it's kind of difficult to keep up with all that's changing. Throw in cultural differences and it gets all the more confusing. Nevertheless, it's something we have to take into account.
Load More Replies...my aunt once owned a female cat, but my cousins kept calling it 'him', so she named the cat Hershey [her/she] to help them remember
U made me understand the joke, I didn't even get it until now
Load More Replies...I hope you realize you have pronouns too
Load More Replies...It's ok thanks to this alcohol weed and mushroom
Load More Replies...I once gave up booze, weed and sex, it was the worst hour of my adult life.
If I were a bartender I'd get a penis-shaped glass just for this type of guys
If your masculinity is that fragile there's not much that a different glass can do.
Even if it's in a "masculine" glass people will either know, or ask, what you're drinking. It will just make you look more insecure by opting for the different glass. If you're going to drink the drink, do it in what it was meant to be drunk from. If you feel insecure about having a margarita, order something else.
Is a masculine glass like a masculine pocket? Bigger and more functional than the feminine version? I'll have my booze in that too.
Margarita glasses don't work for me. They pour down the sides of my mouth.
I have to drink out of straw at all times. I'm a dribbler. I don't know why.
Load More Replies...Why did I automatically assume that he was on about a frozen pizza.. then wondered why someone would want frozen pizza in a glass?! 🤦🏻♀️
According to Trev, the biggest upside of living in LA is the flexibility you have as a local throughout the year. "You can do pretty much anything you could ever want all year round. The weather is always tolerable and you’re within driving distance of great food, beaches, parks, historical landmarks, Hollywood tours, and more. Because it is such a hub for U.S. pop culture, you will find yourself walking some very famous paths without even realizing it," he said.
"It took me almost an entire year of living here before I realized that the street I walk down to get to my gym was the street that Billy Joel started his entire music career on. He even wrote his most famous song, 'Piano Man,' about his experiences performing at a bar on this very same street. I’m from a very small town in the Midwest, so it’s a bit surreal to know that I’m stepping foot in the same places as the artists who wrote the music that has served as the soundtrack to millions of lives around the world," he stressed that the city is full of history if only you know where to look.
The new British variant is Omicron XE. Show some imagination. Make it XKE!
I thought, Omicron XE, was Elon Musk's new kid? 🤔
Load More Replies...Big pharma will be even more motivated to quash it seeing how that will definitely eat into their anti-depressant portfolio.
I upvoted bc it was funny. But I did want to point out that depression is a result of faulty brain chemistry, not the number on your scale.
Load More Replies...If one of the Covid vaccine side effects reported was weight loss, almost everyone would be vaccinated.
We do have, it’s a choice called fully unconditionally loving and accepting self, and choosing to offer the same to/recognise the same in, others. Genuine Love, the best virus to catch and retain xx
Load More Replies...Waddly cold birds are soo cute, don’t you agree?
Load More Replies...In what film please? Or just a description for Danny DeVito’s posture, stature (teeth??) and walk?!! X
Load More Replies...Oh, I would have loved to be on that date. Please tell me more on waddly,cold birds !
I mind blanked on the word Flowers. I called them stem things. Now my whole family call them Stem Things
Someone’s always plugging something, it’s ok but there’s a time and place for that
Plugging is one thing, beating someone over the head with it repeatedly is another. LOL ;)
Load More Replies...However, Trev noted the same thing as celebrity expert Mike: LA is very expensive city to live in. "The downside to all of this is the United States is currently facing an extreme housing crisis. There are very few regulations against private companies buying up all of the property for profit, so even small studio apartments in this city now often cost over $1,000 a month," he said.
"This skyrocketing cost of living has exacerbated homelessness, and I think if most people who aren’t from here were to walk through downtown LA, they’d be shocked at how much it looks like a “third world” country. The difference between the affluent neighborhoods and the struggling ones is really quite striking."
How dare you suffocate a models nose! The horror! Edit: this is my most upvoted comment and I just got home from school 😳
Well doggi, I just did your hundredth and I am very happi for you. The highest I ever got was 16, so good comment Happi doggi
Load More Replies...I saw a lot of people wearing masks as "chin covers" or mouth covers with their pretty noses showing. Most of those noses weren't so pretty as I'd like to see 'em!
It's amazing how many people don't know the right way to wear a mask. Your nose is where the test swab goes to see if you have the virus. Cover your damned nose!
They do know. It's just their way of saying "I'll wear it if I HAVE to, but you can't make me wear it properly!"
Load More Replies...Same with skinny women with big boobs, rib cage between the cleavage... I mean really?
Why have doctors used them for ages then?
Load More Replies...I think women does this everywhere. New hairstyle = new era in life.
Yes! New me, new outlook on life, bye ex, I've Evolved into a new era. I also want to see that evolution/change of inner and outer life when I look into the mirror (and avoid unwelcome memory trips). Also works with other things, not just relationships. And besides, if that spoiled apple is gone, and I feel free, I finally have enough time and mental/emotional energy for self-love and therefore invest on my appearance!
Load More Replies...I have often wondered why so many ladies get their hair cut after a breakup
It's coz we're getting that man, outta our hair.
Load More Replies...You can always tell when I'm starting a new chapter in my life by my hairstyle/color.
Best friend set me down in the salon chair, shampoo/press, getchu outta my hair!
PS5 + warranty + controller + a couple games + tax you hit $800. Or a iPhone that will do it
Load More Replies...Easy. They have phones, digital cameras, flatscreen TVs, computers.....
Load More Replies...Went to the grocery store a few days ago. The total stunned me. As the cashier turned to tell me the amount, she looked into my eyes and remained silent. We simply nodded and moved on.
Comedian Trev opened up to Bored Panda about his hopes, dreams, and ambitions. He told us about why he moved to California. "Since I was twelve years old, I knew I wanted to have a career in media. I grew up idolizing many of the television hosts and comedians that also got their start here [in LA]. Aside from New York, there’s really no other city in the world with as many opportunities for that career path as this one," he said.
"There was definitely an adjustment period when I first moved here. I didn’t go out very much and was too nervous to explore. I’m thankful that I lived in the city of Chicago for a few years first, because that helped me adjust to the dramatic difference between big cities and the small town I’m originally from," he added that he's originally from Canton in Illinois.
Sheesh don’t people realise we milk the oats just like with cows? We milk those tits with tiny tweezers and sell the milk
I know you're joking but even store bought milk is technically processed. Heck you can even make the argument that pasteurizing it is processing it.
Load More Replies...Is the soy milk cruelty free? Is it made from free range soy beans?
I keep telling people, Milk is made in the mammal gland of a female mammal. Every thing else is just a plant based drink that happens to be white...... (this is me beeing a biology teacher here).
As a biology teacher you should know that words often have more than one definition. Milk is one of them. Milk can also be defined as the white juice of certain plants.
Load More Replies...Stupid people are so stupid that they don't realise just how stupid they are
My all time favorite line: “I don’t care about farmers! I get my food from the store.! This was in a fairly rural area. People don’t have a clue.
Load More Replies...How would they expect an unprocessed oat milk latte to look like? "Here you are, ma'am: grains, coffee cherries, a hammer, paring knife, sieve, water, camping stove, pots and an awful lot of time. See ya"
I have a friend, that when she texts that, I just get on with my life. Sometimes she shows up 3 days later and is pissed that im not there.
You must be talking about my wife. Lol. On my way means she just got out of bed and still has to shower and I will probably get home right after she leaves. Lol
Load More Replies...I thought “on my way” was the universal statement for I haven’t even left my bed yet your looking at at least 30 minutes to an hour give or take an extra hour
When I first hung out with my now very close friend, she was shocked when I showed up and was actually on my way when I said I was on my way.
The ultra rare, rarely seen triple face palm, where you throw in a foot for good measure.
Load More Replies...She was texting to the guy she is cheating with, her former boyfriends brother.
Well, we can judge her, but if he realy didnt know, so there must be another reason to dump her.
"LA is much bigger than Chicago, but it’s so spread out that the neighborhoods actually feel similarly sized. Pretty quickly I realized how easy it is to make friends here. A lot of the people here are also artists just doing their best to survive and create good content. They’re pretty much always down to collaborate on projects and show new people around the town. I’m very grateful for the kindness the people of LA have shown me so far."
Meanwhile, Trev's advice for those planning on moving to LA echoes celeb expert Mike's: get your finances in order. "My advice for anyone who’s planning to move to LA is to have a substantial financial safety net. Whether it’s family that can help you out if times get tough, or hefty personal savings, you’re going to need a safety net to enjoy life in this city," Trev told us.
"I’m very working class, but I know that if times ever get too hard I can figure out a Plan B with my family back in Illinois. If I didn’t have that peace of mind, I wouldn’t be able to embark on this journey."
Or just really crappy jobs. When my wife was still alive going to sleep was my favorite part of the day especially during work days. It was when we had our most intimate moments together.
Load More Replies...Mine too! I'm not depressed though, just looking forward to be able to lie down in my bed after whatever day it's going to be ;-)
In my case it’s just lack of sleep the night before then waking up finally having to go to work, sleep is my best friend that I can’t wait to see
Someone should put a heath restoring doggo in a video game if they haven't already. When you pet it, your health and mana get fully restored. LOL
I know that in a Brainpop game (learning resource for school) you can get a dog and pet it and all these little hearts float up from it and you get more points, and in Breath of the Wild you can give a dog meat and it will get happy, but neither restore your hearts.
Load More Replies...We need public dog-petting facilities. The dogs (most of them, anyway) would love it and it would benefit human mental health a lot.
I wish every park had a petting zoo for all the sad adults shuffling thru life.
My doggy requests I lie down for 2 hours a day while he walks on me and rolls around behind me which feels like a mini massage. I almost always drift off and I waken to a 4 inch stuffed bunny lying beside my head. He gives me his toy to sleep with. 😍
I work at the studios and I've bought up the mental health room of cats and dogs for years.. lol
The city where 85% of the populace eschews gluten, but only 0.01% know what it is.
Those of us who have to know what it is really appreciate those 85%. Now there's such a market for gluten free products that you can actually find some pretty decent options.
Load More Replies...Somehow this made me feel old remembering coffee was just coffee, then came latte and cappuccino and all that. Now almond milk lattes with all those bells and whistles that I can't even begin to list. I guess it's not a bad thing. After all evolution is a natural phenomenon.
Here in Germany it's become really difficult to get normal filtered coffee anywhere. It's so annoying.
Load More Replies...Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D and folate or extra dollop?
Load More Replies...I am lost, when I see all those coffee variations in a cafe. And I don`t have the energy to decode them all. So I always ask for some coffe with milk. They mostly get it and don`t ask further questions.
‘Overheard LA,’ the main account of the ‘Overheard’ empire, currently has 1.6 million followers on Instagram alone. Since its inception in 2015, the social media project has grown immensely.
As it stands currently, ‘Overheard’ has over 5 million followers across all of its various Instagram accounts. They’re also growing their presence on TikTok and Twitter.
The core concepts of ‘Overheard LA’ are relatability and community involvement (“We’re all ears.). They encourage folks to send in the conversations they witnessed. The best of the best get featured on their Instagram page.
It's an american thing. I worked as a bartender in a stockholm nightclub for a couple of years. When we did accept cash, the best "tip" you would get would be to keep the small change from a large denomination bill. Price for a beer, 69kr, someone pays with 100kr bill. You might get to keep the 1kr, but sometimes the 10kr coin too. But tipping is not expected and I could live off of my wages. But tips where never more than they would cover a meal after work. PS. The nightclub is now cashless and mostly uses contactless payments so there isn't even an option to give tips at all.
Load More Replies...It's not the customers job to pay your wage and I don't see you shout about your employer!
Paying proper wages would dispense with so much passive aggression and manipulation.
I briefly bartended in college, and I honestly didn't expect extravagant tips from my regulars. But I did kept a mental record of the semi-regulars who were bad tippers. I always found busy work when they came in.
If finding a parking spot takes longer that what you plan on doing it's not worth it
They couldn't find a place to park the car, so one of them had to be driving... Unless you mean, like, they should have parked in the supermarket parking lot.
Load More Replies...I wonder how many pregnancies have been averted due to lack of parking spaces.
Wow. If someone told me this, it would be a wake up call to seek help so I could better myself.
Beth, I love you, but I can't afford the therapy to be with you.
Load More Replies...The team behind the project love to spread cheer and analyze culture in a modern, hip way. “Overheard is a social-first content brand that uses humor every day to provide cultural insights and encourage self-reflection within people who spend 9.5 hours a day staring at their iPhone. To instill a moment of levity in the racing minds of urbanites. And, most importantly, to connect people through laughter and shared experience,” they explain their mission.
“We don’t take ourselves seriously, but we love our work, seriously.”
This old joke has been around a long time, with various names used, but it's still amusing.
Pretty sure I'd heard some version of the joke before that movie.
Load More Replies...Life hack: say "I don't know, I'll have to check my calendar. Why, what's going on later?"
it should be "are you free to do x later?" or "are you free to go to y later?"
Yeah but that's how they try to get ya. They ask vaguely to get you to commit then smack ya with the details.
Load More Replies...I'm never free but, I'll consider adjusting my sliding fee scale if I'm interested.
This is my usual response, and it keeps me from having to spend time with people I don't like
Had someone say 'I need some advice.' I said with what. They said 'Should I schedule you to [insert their responsibility here] for Thursday at X time or would you prefer Wednesday at Y?'
Reminds me of that time a guy I was dating asked me if I wanted to hang out and I asked what for.
I mean, that's a legitimate question. you need to know if your hanging out to hang out or "hang out". ;)
Load More Replies...No some people just tell the truth and dont have any filler
Load More Replies...Jesse told The New York Times that he decided to create ‘Overheard LA’ after “listening to a stereotypically LA conversation at a health food store.” The project was an instant hit, and things snowballed from there.
According to Jesse, he and his team do their best to inspect the stories that they get from their followers. Of course, given the project’s popularity and fandom, it’s impractical to review every single post that community members send.
What’s more, verifying that a conversation definitely took place is also next to impossible. So read some of these overheard convos with a grain of salt, though keep in mind that fact is often stranger than fiction.
As an introverted homebody, it was such a relief to go almost a year without hearing, "why don't you get out of the house for awhile?" Because my house/garden is my happy place, that's why!
Load More Replies...There are still variants so I am still very picky about going places and still wear my mask
Me too. Too many people think and act like Covid just disappeared.
Load More Replies...Actually, going out in the fresh air, no crowds and with lots of sunshine is one of the best places to go in a pandemic. Germs get diluted with all the fresh air, inactivated by all the UV, rats are nowhere to be seen - in fact just about all the vectors for disease transmission are nullified.
We stayed home several days in a row. We ATE at home...actual HOME MADE MEALS. It was glorious!!!! Now, we're back to me being guilted into leaving the house every day even if there isn't a pressing need. I hate that he needs to go out in public every day for his sanity and even more that he can't drive himself most times.
Have to say about 60% of me appreciates the alone time, but the possibility of another wave this summer has me very concerned.
For my birthday last month, my sister in law got me a throw pillow that says "Let's Stay Home". Freaking perfect.
"Hold on, just let me post my fictional life, to my fictional fans."
And, that's the problem in a nut shell. We're chasing illusions (are own delusions?) because we haven't evolved as a species as rapidly as our technology has.
“We aren’t journalists—we basically do our best. I think half of the overheard stuff is legit overheard strangers. I think a lot of it is like a group of five friends drinking and talking. And someone spontaneously says something funny and the friends send it in,” Jesse told The New York Times.
“We’re curating user-generated content, but we’re also directing it toward millennial themes in a different way. The reason the accounts are successful is because we’re not just posting some dumb quote—we’re focusing on these themes of dating and digital life and food and fitness and Instagram culture and all that stuff. So we definitely do our best.”
honestly, same well, earlier on in the pandemic at least. now i feel like my anxiety is more than everyone elses due to summer
I hold myself to a few basic rules I've designed for better living. One is not to do anything that requires thought when I'm high. So far, it's worked out well for me.
You know what... I hate this. A child (even grown) has a right to be upset over something without having it be invalidated by their parent - even if someone else in their family went through something utterly terrible.
It's the same as saying you can't be depressed if you have a partner and a job, as you've got it better than half the people.
Load More Replies...Eh, yeah but not sure this is the best way to provide it. One thing is a horrific atrocity that never should have happened. Ideally, everyone’s problems are smaller than that.
Load More Replies...if the kid is non-stop whining about it, then yeah this is somewhat warranted. If the kid is just trying to tell the mom about something that they care about, then this is just mean.
I understand the reasoning behind this, but the two are on different spectrums. One way of looking at it is if the worst thing he's going through right now are his vlogs being shadowbanned that's a win. So many people have it worse off and would love to have his problems. We are made tougher by the things that we go through. It is better for the mother to teach her son how to handle situations like this one so that they are better prepared for when the harder times come.
Comparing apples and tiny, tiny oranges. Unripe oranges, barely past pea size. They're not in the same ballpark, not even remotely. Escaping a WWII concentration camp meant you had another chance at literally staying alive or joining the resistance to free your people from the Nazis. The other? Not so much. Death by gas chamber, firing squad or starvation doesn't occur if a style vlog is shadowbanned by the TikTok algorithm.
Way to go mom! Style vlog...hahahahahahahahahah! I would so rather hear more about grandma! Any time someone complains about thier style vlogs they need to be told in this way to shut up! I love it!
Yeah, you two should go out on a date sometime. /s
Load More Replies...Hadn’t considered that, but I wonder how much having to show both a vaccination card and an ID at bars has actually done to curb underage sales. At least now I can think of an arguably “good” reason someone might pay for a fake vaccination card.🤣
You actually get a physical card in the States? We just got a qr code.
Yeah I got one when I got vaxxed. Just a literal card
Load More Replies...They're just like a security guard, whose job it is to keep troublemakers and minors out of certain establishments. They 'bounce' those types of ppl out of there.
Load More Replies...I was gonna make a joke, but I thought that innocent people may be here. so.
Load More Replies...Nah plenty of middle schoolers are dead inside, they just can't buy alcohol as easily
Friends were elated when they found out how I've essentially cut alcohol out. Little do they know I have cannabis deliveries 2X monthly. Guess I'm dead inside.
What age is middle school? (just checking to see if I was sober then)
Middle school is 6th to 8th grade. So in the US, that's 11 to 13
Load More Replies...Scientology recruiters pursued my mid teens daughter and her bff through a street fair in LA. Creepy and uncool.
My wife was kidnapped by the Moonies in LA. When she escaped from their mountain compound, the guy that picked her up as she was being pursued by the cult members tried to rape her. She had an epic bad few days.
Load More Replies...My dad grew up in an actual, honest-to-goodness cult. It was a branch off of Scientology. The reason they had separated was because these guys were too crazy for SCIENTOLOGY.
A christian cult tried to recruit me in college; I just went for the free ice cream.
Cults are sneaky. You often don't know you're in one until it's too late.
Load More Replies...My dad actually tested positive the day before thanksgiving… he couldn’t taste any of the food
Just tell your family you're positive and don't go. Later you can say it was a false positive.
We like to mix it up and choose a few of those and a few of these. Just have to make sure more than one from each group is coming or they might feel too out of place.
Before legalization, I did. My dealer was always there when I needed them, which is more than I can say for some of my so-called friends.
Well mommy and daddy loved eachother very much they decided to ruin their sleep schedule so they ordered you on Amazon but the stork got lost then they found you 2 weeks late
There's a store in my area (dunno if they're a chain) called Buy Buy Baby. Bet the staff's tired of the jokes about the inventory of babies.
My mum told me she found me under a gooseberry bush. That confirmed my suspicions that she wasn't my real mother because she didn't pay attention to me. I wondered who my real mum was.
One good thing about old age is getting all my meals delivered every week. Meals heated in under a minute with no dirty dishes. It's a dream come true.
Beyonce has as many hours in the day as me, but multiplied by the number of her minions
Money buys time. Time otehr people have to use to buy groceries, cook, clean, get to work and... actually earn money. I'm sure Beyonce does absolutely nothing all day, not even slice her own bread.
Cannabis nearly always gives me panic attacks
Load More Replies...Are they aware that the hippies (now boomers) were doing mushrooms way before this currently-young generation...
Don't forget the payote and mescaline. It was hippies that tried telling me they smoked banana peels....
Load More Replies...People did mushrooms waaaaay before alcohol thousands of years ago - so we've come full circle
More and more people I meet: “oh god no, I don’t drink. Never touch the stuff. Drugs, absolutely though.”
Don't discuss orgies! You don't want people to think you're a politician.
I would literally ask a friend how her co-dependent marriage was going. She either got sick of my tactless questions or her loser spouse because she finally moved away.
I'm going to have to get a new wardrobe if we move out of Southern California!
I'm an LA native and probably one of the most boring dressers on the planet..lol
Chemistry (nyehehe see what I did there...or was it too subtle?)
Load More Replies...If it works... We tried sitting by how kids want, by alphabet, by height,... why not star signs? I know it makes no sense, but if the result is working class with enthusiastic students, keep it.
English teacher organised everyone alphabetically by name - hated her I was always at the front. Science teacher did it by reverse alphabetical - loved him, I was at the back. Most sensible teacher I ever had re-arranged kids weekly by their latest test and assignment results - best at the back, worst at the front, huge incentive to do well.
Load More Replies...Authentic folks like Josh Mandel, who authentic Ohio voters are currently projected to put in the US Senate and who authentically has said the following things: he rejects the separation of Church & State and wants to "shut down government schools and put schools in churches and synagogues." He has also compared vaccine mandates to the Gestapo, posted twitter polls in which he asked which "illegals" would commit more crimes: "Muslim Terrorists" or "Mexican Gangbangers," and is a supporter of Trump's 2020 fraud lies. That's who's currently leading the race among Ohio voters. Authentically.
Load More Replies...Sitting at a coffee shop in Malibu people watching. Honest to god, everyone checked their reflection in the window glass as they walked by. Sad.
You would get that just about anywhere in the country
Load More Replies...if you get tired of la, florida will welcome you! we're just as batshit crazy and probably less superficial
same stuff you get from Walmart and Big Lots you are just going to pay a 42%-78% mark up on everything
TSA is airport security that's asking permission to do a pat-down search, and Girl is asking for a romantic moment while being groped.
Load More Replies...I think this is a mother talking to her teenager who sneaks out at night
I would expect anyone I know to ask me the same question. So far being an introvert means I've dodged that bullet. So far.
Hahahahahahaaaahaaaa...this was meeee...the only reason I got covid is teenagers...
Is this a cry for help Mia?! Do you need to be rescued😁
Load More Replies...Translation: Florida man thinks moving to California is a great idea. Takes his dog too.
For me, it is doggos. And kitties. Pretty much any animal except humans and mosquitoes.
After the start of that statement I'm not 100% sure in what context the F word is being used
We all do. Specifically spreading the bedsheets, then climb on and go to sleep. Especially on a Monday morning.
My daughter told me the zodiac has a new generation of believers. I left that behind long ago.
Oh yes and they are more passionate about it than we ever were. I think all creative kids do some dabbling in star signs at some point in their lives, though, and the internet makes it easier to access.
Load More Replies...The zodiac was created hundreds of years ago when the stars were in different positions relative to earth than they are now. It didn't make sense then and it certainly doesn't now they're not lined up.
*sigh*... yes. 100%. I mean, not everyone, but you definitely hear it.
Load More Replies...I was sure I dated a guy then realized it was Peter Onorati. Well I would have dated him.
As in, I'm listening to it right as I look at this post
Load More Replies...This is hardly "Overheard". He said it in his concert. I've seen the video.
Eeeh... it's not about holding, it's about keeping stuff in their hands without loosing it. I wouldn't dare to let the kids I know hold their own passports for longer than half a minute.
Really depends on age and the personality of the child. There are 5 year olds you could trust to do that and 7 year olds who would wander off and forget all about it. Though by age 7 99% of kids are more than capable of holding on to things like their school lunch ID.
Load More Replies...That's a valid excuse. Just washed my car and I don't want to get it wet.
Sometimes I'll take sick days off from work if it's been raining a lot because "I'm sick of commuting in this damn rain". Between walking 20 minutes from the office to bus, then having to sit in extra bad traffic because every idiot on the road forgets how to drive the moment it starts sprinkling.
By an additional passenger? Maybe the passenger had a friend with them.
Load More Replies...Driving 26 miles in a big city is a huge pain. In the country, it's a breeze.
You ever gone head to head at 60mph with a big a*s tractor down a narrow lane ? Country driving is definitely not a breeze 😂
Load More Replies...As an introvert, I hardcore resent speakers expecting crowd participation.
"Diabetic shoes are sometimes referred to as extra depth, therapeutic shoes or Sugar Shoes. They are specially designed shoes, or shoe inserts, intended to reduce the risk of skin breakdown in diabetics with existing foot disease."
Load More Replies..." I used to run into 'er just so I could spoke to 'er." - Mater
Load More Replies...At least they paid it and accepted it was their fault. I quit my job and burned that bridge by snapping at a lady who was outraged she had to pay $1 because she felt we should give them for free. And then my work decided the right response was to change and give masks for free. And what happened? Exactly like before when they were free, people take masks just because they can and we run out. I'd be like, Ma'am I can literally see you holding a mask in your hand, I'm not giving you one.
Eleven. Lost the man who raised me and was more of a father then my real father was. That was also the year I was bullied by students and the teacher alike. Bit of a harsh wake up call.
Harsh? Absolutely brutal! I'm sorry you had to go through this. Hope you are doing ok now.
Load More Replies...It's tue though. Having kids does more damage to the enviroment than a dozen SUVs ever could.
Certainly, if you drive your kids around in an SUV all the time...
Load More Replies...I might not be getting this fully, but. YOU NEED TO OPEN ALL THE CHAKRAS TO MASTER THE AVATAR STATE.
What about a diary for dreams? Dream life is so interesting that i’m 100% sure that people will buy one if it’s published
Read only the first 20, but I dont think many of these ever happened and are made up 😘
Some people out there just happen to be smart and/or fast. It's ok if you arent
Load More Replies...Yeah about half of these actually happened, and ‘half’ is generous.
I came here despite the post being two months old to tell you what I overheard at school today. Boy 1: *playing soccer* Boy 2: *comes over* “I just pissed on the spider web”
Sooo i'm starting to understand why Ranboo's buying a permanent house in the UK 🤔
Woman: "But I can't testify! I don't have testiculars!" Yes. She WAS, in fact, blonde.
Read only the first 20, but I dont think many of these ever happened and are made up 😘
Some people out there just happen to be smart and/or fast. It's ok if you arent
Load More Replies...Yeah about half of these actually happened, and ‘half’ is generous.
I came here despite the post being two months old to tell you what I overheard at school today. Boy 1: *playing soccer* Boy 2: *comes over* “I just pissed on the spider web”
Sooo i'm starting to understand why Ranboo's buying a permanent house in the UK 🤔
Woman: "But I can't testify! I don't have testiculars!" Yes. She WAS, in fact, blonde.
