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In the age of Tinder, hooking up and getting yourself a date has never been so easy. And it has never been so hard. Yes, we're flooded with potential candidates whenever we connect to our account, but so are they. We need to stand out. Catch their attention. Make them swipe right.

Like these gentlemen and ladies.

We at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the funniest Tinder profiles, and they're so creative, their owners must be matching with everyone. Surprising and funny pictures, poetic and witty bios; they have it all. And then some.

Continue scrolling to meet the best people in online dating. For more memorable Tinder profiles, fire up Bored Panda's earlier articles here and here.

#1

A Rough Experience, I Must Admit

A Rough Experience, I Must Admit

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JessG
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is an old joke that I heard some comedian say. I wish I could remember who it was, but I definitely heard this before

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😅😅😅so how they found you

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    #2

    Changed My Age Range Just For Fun And The First Profile Is

    Changed My Age Range Just For Fun And The First Profile Is

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    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood that mentality. Like... All jobs are important and gotta be done. You don't like trashman/women? Well would you like to take your own trash all the way to the dump yourself? No, no you would not. Stop complaining and looking down onto people for what kind of job they do and appreciate that they are doing it so you don't have to.

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides, trashguys/gals make tons of money where I am from! Same as plumbers and paper factory workers and for example the people loading ships. Important job and loads of cash, that's a win win :).

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    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% would date a bus driver! I can't drive at all (as in, don't have a licence), so I am in awe of anyone who can drive such a huge vehicle and navigate traffic all day. (Plus this one is funny too!)

    Royer Potts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good way to weed out the gold diggers!

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sent that to my friend who actually is a city bus driver. Hope this will cheer him up ;)

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to look at it😅😅

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    Dating coach Hayley Quinn said whether you're wondering 'which site has all the relationship-ready people on it?' or 'which site is best for hook-ups?', keep in mind that most will have people seeking a mix of relationship styles.

    "If you are looking for something casual, Feeld app specializes in offering explicitly casual connections: as you may imagine profiles are more 'visual'. On the other hand, a platform like Match has a huge amount of criteria you can search for online, making it better adapted to people seeking meaningful connections. The trick here is to really identify what relationship you're seeking, then clearly communicate that through your profile and opening messages," Quinn told Bored Panda.

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    The dating coach thinks that being unique is highly important in the world of online dating. "With so much choice it's too easy for people to become banner blind and not realize what an amazing option you are," she said. "In terms of quick fixes make sure your profile is a cliche free zone ('looking for my partner in crime...') and that you always state things specifically rather than generally."

    "For example, saying, 'I like to travel,' is nowhere near as attention-grabbing as, 'already googling my first post lockdown trip to Thailand. (Sidenote: do you like Thai food?)' Finally, ensure you write your profiles in a way that's conversational and informal: a fun hack to help you with this is to dictate your profile first, to get more of your personality into it."

    #3

    She's Not Wrong

    She's Not Wrong

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you want to be a nurse for someone that used to prefer young girls?

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t agree more. It is ok to date a person younger or older than you. But if you consistently only date younger people I am sure that you are just a shallow person who only cares about looks.

    Hayley Rodgers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And control. Often much older people date barely adult people to seem more mature in their partner's eyes and to make it easier to manipulate them (younger tend to have less expirence)

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth and any man would be lucky to date her

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    #4

    I Super Liked Her, Just For That Awesome Bio

    I Super Liked Her, Just For That Awesome Bio

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    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! One of my best friends is a copper and so is her husband. 20 years of marriage, 2 of the best people I know. So it's an infinite loop of F the police 😉 I would be jealous, but they work so hard, and actually do care about everyone, even the ones who hate them because they're police. They deserve each other and their beautiful kids. I mean that as a compliment.

    Hayley Rodgers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you in the US? Cause its a little different here right now than a lot of places

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    Josurf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... as long as she doesn't give me a ticket for speeding afterwards.

    Isaac7lego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!! This should be higher!!! This made me laugh!!!

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like her partner set that up for her, lol.

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn! i just snorted coffee out my nose..... :) :)

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    Relationship Coach Alisha Fisher, M.A. pointed out that trying to find relationships online really opens us up to a world of possibilities. "Whether those experiences are positive or not comes down to the intentions of each person and their effectiveness in communicating those intentions," Fisher told Bored Panda.

    "Online dating can provide a shield of safety and identity, which has its benefits and disadvantages. Some of the benefits include distanced communication, allowing you to have in-depth discussions through various mediums such as text, voice, and video. Online dating also provides you the opportunity to scope out your potential partner to see what their interests are via their social media apps. Some of the disadvantages can include people putting on false persona's and/or identities, as well as the risk of potential data breaches of the dating platform. One of the biggest difficulties with finding meaningful relationships online can come from the varying expectations of other folks using the platform, and those expectations not lining up with yours."

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    According to Fisher, sometimes the most meaningful relationships we have in our lives come from moments where we least expect it because we have removed those relational-dating expectations, and just got to genuinely get to know someone.

    #5

    Touché

    Touché

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    Wouldiwas Shookspeared
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be way higher in this day and age.

    Roadkill The Brave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...I'm dyslexic, if I read out loud y'all will think I'm a moron 🤣

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately we need more proof for that

    Nick P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's perfect and to the point...

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    #6

    Genius

    Genius

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he's a prince. Maybe Charming, maybe Nigerian.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Forgot your password" ?

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't hit me immediately but when it did I laughed. Lol

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Which of these pictures has a traffic light in them?"

    Maroon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are questions for resetting your password

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha ahhh I get it, hacker. that's funny, took me a minute

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also like to ask you which of these pictures has a traffic light in them, and enjoy watching you panic while you stress about if one of them counts

    Julie McCann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Identity theft Nigerian Prince...

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    With so many dating websites and apps out there, it has become normal to use online dating to meet someone—there are about 40 million Americans who do so. And even though eHarmony claims that 27% of young adults are using online dating sites (which is up 10% from 2013), new findings suggest it's neither better nor worse than getting to know a person in real life. At least in terms of success rate.

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    One study, published in the journal Psychological Science, claims it's actually impossible to figure out whether or not people who have the same values and character traits will fall in love. "Attraction for a particular person may be difficult or impossible to predict before two people have actually met," Samantha Joel, a University of Utah psychology professor and lead author, said in a press release.

    "A relationship is more than the sum of its parts. There is a shared experience that happens when you meet someone that can’t be predicted beforehand," Joel said

    The paper, which used speed-dating data, confirmed what online dating skeptics have been saying for years: computer-based algorithms can't predict if two people will feel that indescribable connection, that special something. Yes, computers might be able to predict how much someone would desire someone else, or how much they would have in common, but they probably can't pinpoint exactly what makes two people fall in love (yet).

    After they ran the numbers, the researchers were surprised to discover that they were unable to predict even one couple that was a match. "We found we cannot anticipate how much individuals will uniquely desire each other in a speed-dating context with any meaningful level of accuracy," Joel explained.

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    "I thought that out of more than 100 predictors, we would be able to predict at least some portion of the variance. I didn't expect we would find zero."

    #7

    Spotted An Angel

    Spotted An Angel

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    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or did you break through the earths crust ascending from hell? Either way its golden. Lol

    Aleksei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To get to the crust, she would have to go through the mantle and that is a long way to go

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you think about it, the angels that fell from heaven are the evil ones (fallen angels). So that pickup line is really saying she’s a demon. Unless that’s a compliment to you...:)

    Josurf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... why was she kicked out ? 🤔 😉

    Julie McCann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played Bailey, well played.

    Whitney Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow imagine being pretty even with a neck brace

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stunning, funny and brave. Sadly, i was kicked out all the way down the stairs into the basement a long long time ago

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    #8

    Glad To See Humor Isn’t Dead

    Glad To See Humor Isn’t Dead

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually makes me kind of sad.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very very sad...it's kind of disturbing

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah self-deprecating humor. It's one of my favourite kinds but I'm so damn bad at it.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she didn't say she's hot on the outside and cold in the middle.

    Theater Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh. I love Hadestown. Such a great musical.

    Alex Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could last 5 minutes these days!!

    Julie McCann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love this...full respect-this is truth in advertising in today's world

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    But with that being said, meeting new people on the Internet is still an adventure. And it's your right to delve into it.

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    "In the world of online dating, there's going to be some people who are excited to meet someone tomorrow, others that are just dipping in and out of the app when they're watching Netflix!" Quinn said. "By asking someone for a date, or a phone number, sooner rather than later you may do a good job of filtering out people who aren't on the same page as you."

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    "Make sure you do have some connection with a person before you ask them out though, no one likes to be asked out just because they have attractive photos, so make sure they've invested in the conversation first before you offer to take things to the next level."

    If you want to stand out from the competition and have a good time setting up your online dating account, involve other people! Nobody said you have to everything by yourself. "Collaborate with friends to help create your dating bio," Fisher suggested. "We tend to be pretty hard on ourselves, and yes sometimes our friends are too, but lean on them to help identify your key attributes for yourself and what you are looking for in a partner."

    The relationship coach said that more successful dating profiles have videos attached to them, and it makes people more effective at assessing chemistry, "so add a video to your account if possible. You can learn a lot about a person through video, such as what they look like, sound like, how their bodies move, their personalities and their mannerisms."

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    But if you choose pictures, relax and let everyone know you are there to have a good time. "Research has shown that when compared to pictures of people who were not smiling, those who were smiling were perceived as more intelligent, positive, and made the viewer feel warmer and cared for," Fisher added.

    #9

    His Bio Cracked Me Up

    His Bio Cracked Me Up

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! I had to laugh.

    Sheena Catalina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda 'no matter how kind you are, German kids are always Kinder' rephrased :D I wonder how many other versions are there

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so spastic 😅😂😂😂

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    #10

    This Legitimately Made Me Laugh Out Loud

    This Legitimately Made Me Laugh Out Loud

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my type of humor. Lol

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *checking Google maps for directions

    Adam H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's around here somewhere

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs an education, should read a lot more cliterature.

    MagNat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid he'd be above average even if he weren't joking.

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    #11

    I Swiped Right, Not Gonna Lie

    I Swiped Right, Not Gonna Lie

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    the child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legit hilarious

    StormsTempest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then right below it just "kinky"

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharks bite each other during mating, so I wonder if they feel like their kinkiness compares.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but sharks have two d***s.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, try your Tinder mating call in the depth of the ocean, surrounded by sharks, and see if you find a match before they get interested in you.

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    making a shark "suck it" is not the best of ideas

    Jeremy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like 250 million years j.s.

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    #12

    Seems Like A Good Plan

    Seems Like A Good Plan

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    Mimi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'd join in right away!!

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually sounds kinda fun, I'm in.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a direct quote from Woody Allen. Then George Carlin did it and added a bit more. But, yeah, it isn't hers

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard that one plenty of times

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it! Woody Allen AND George Carlin did it

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has blown my mind! All this time I've been living from birth onwards like a chump.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure this isn't original, but clever nonetheless.

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You finish as an orgasm if you're lucky

    Desto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of reminds me of the movie (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)

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    #13

    Friends With Benefits

    Friends With Benefits

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    m squared
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha every time i hear 'friend with benefits' i'll think of this guy

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad this one did not go in the direction I thought it would. UpVote :-)

    #14

    She’s Just Looking For Her Prince Charming

    She’s Just Looking For Her Prince Charming

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a joke but if those were true, wouldn't you leave Tinder all together?

    CL Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never been on tinder and I’ve also lived through all those experiences. Except the being murdered one.

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    Gracie Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I realize it’s a joke, buuuut I mean, I feel like it’s playin with fire😬 people are crazy afterall

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "collected the whole set" 😂😂😂😂😂

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute - you missed one in your 'whole set'. What about the one who'll love you and live with you and try to make you happy for your entire life? I am not unique.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tempt fate, you could get a serial killer responding to that.

    Holly Freeman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they’re trying to complete a Trivial Pursuit wheel, just need kidnapped, ghosted and murderer to win!

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'd put ghosted in that set.

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    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four that wanna own me Two that wanna stone me One says she's a friend of mine...

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bucket list that literally ends up with your head in a bucket

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    #15

    Had Me In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie

    Had Me In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂 I had to stop myself from laughing

    Emperor Shrek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t need to stop yourself from laughing 💀

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. I need a cordless drill. This could be a good way to get one.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone that knows what he wants!!!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a bad plan. I got a really cheap riding lawnmower this way.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not gonna lie, I'd be interested in buying some tools too. Lol

    Susan Widomski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him really mad and give them away.

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    #16

    Just Promise The Perfect Date, And Watch The Matches Roll In

    Just Promise The Perfect Date, And Watch The Matches Roll In

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually want to hear this explanation

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the thesis is that the empire just wants to restore order to the galaxy and the only reason that they appear evil and kill people is that they are resisting the jedi. If the jedi were to surrender than there would be order in the galaxy. Also could be the stuff with yoda choosing anakin even though yoda knows that anakin is likely evil : / ( i think, if i wrong pls don't be mad )

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    Wonder Woman 848
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANNA DATE HIM BUT HES NOT IN MY AGE RANGE! :'(

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a lesbian but that's a date I would go on. Actually, we would probably start talking about Star Wars over dinner. What better way to get to know someone?

    the child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't sure what was coming; was so glad it was this

    Just a girl in a crazy world
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m asexual so I would rather binge Star Wars then have sex any day

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen to Chris! The Jedi were the true totalitarian fascists!

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    #17

    Sorry, What?

    Sorry, What?

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    Helwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh me too, nobody wants to play, ever !

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all of the cheating you hear about happening on Tinder, it's so refreshing to see a couple in a truly Monopolous relationship (I'll show myself out)

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people were looking for company to play trivial pursuit I might make a tinder account.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to play "monopoly" a lot before...is hard to find people that is into "monopoly"..."monopoly" has bad reputation, most people think only wierdos like "monopoly"...happy to se people opening up about "monopoly"

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a fan of Monopoly, but I'm good at it. Just unlucky.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean that they're "Monopoly-gamous"?

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young, I played computer Monopoly against 3 of my teddy bears (used their names for the other players). The koala always won.

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    #18

    Do You Think Her Mom Uses Reddit?

    Do You Think Her Mom Uses Reddit?

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, but probably not an exception

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd help her out. I'm well in my sixties so when she shows up with me, her parents would be delighted to hear that she's a lesbian.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to hear she felt she had to go to these lengths BUT I hope it worked out for her!

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tragic in this is, that some parents still cannot accept and love their kids how they are. It is a life long charade :(

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope a lot of people swiped right to help this girl and her girlfriend out!

    Sherrill Uliasz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were a guy I would def. help her and I really hope that people became available for her even though it is sad that she has to go to these lengths. You can definitely tell the difference in our culture from her parents' time to hers.

    Justin Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be her friend but I would want her to be able to come out to her mother. Sounds like a terrible situation that no child should have to suffer.

    nope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going to get so many "I'm going to make you straight again" texts

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    #19

    Great Bio

    Great Bio

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the dark humour in this one!

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also shows they have a healthy relationship with their physical limitations and have a good grip on life.

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    Gracie Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I’m lovin that dark humor!!

    Mark Johansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's great that she can have fun with her situation rather than wallowing in self pity.

    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ermm... I don't think people should depreciate themselves this way. Not all Good girls are taken

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the best spots are the disabled ones.

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen this kind of wheelchair before

    Ninette T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher up, love her humor 😆

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    #20

    Sounds Like She Already Has Everything Planned Out

    Sounds Like She Already Has Everything Planned Out

    Cyber_Ghost17 Report

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we will be dancing up to the very end!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can travel to Greece without all this drama though.....

    Syra ‍‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mamma Mia!!! I just watched this last weekend

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so that's her fantasy, well Mamma Mia is a good musical

    David Roughton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost reminded me of Phoebe Cates, in Lace "Which of you bas***ds is my father?"

    Gwynne Greene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally the real life plot of Mama Mia!.... Here We Go Again......:'D

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    #21

    I Can't Stop Laughing

    I Can't Stop Laughing

    saltywithbutter Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report rat... usually it's the other way round! hahahah

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh I actually laughed out loud!! That's GOLD

    Emma Crompton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a simple girl cos that is hilarious. I am sharing Rats profile far and wide

    #22

    Lean Into It

    Lean Into It

    Frankie_Bike_Dog_HFX Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Managing your expectations accordingly

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna date him for the puppy and I'm straight.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As it should be. Find a partner who loves your pet, and you will be happy.

    Laura Demers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literally staring at this guys profile on Tinder right now hahaha

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever this is gets me 😐

    DotC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invariably the dog (or cat) is cute and the dude is not.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good.. because.. well.. it is a cute dog!

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    #23

    Holy ****

    Holy ****

    ExoSpectra Report

    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she sounds very positive.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend in college who donated her long hair to Locks of Love, apparently hated whatever was left and shaved it all down. Anyone can rock the bald look if they put their head into it.

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shaved my head at 19. Looked amazing. Then at 40 I had chemo; had to shave my head. Looked disgusting. Go figure.

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    Jarno Flinkers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is her way of handling downs, I sure want her to be beside me on the ups!

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually a really great way to put it

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    Michael Naretto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems really nice. Cute as well.

    Rench
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my receding hairline. Just my expanding waistline....

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her for owning it!

    Alex_cat lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww you look beautiful 😊

    Jeremy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Weird ass angle

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    #24

    Best Bio I’ve Seen In A While, Westjet Is The Airline

    Best Bio I’ve Seen In A While, Westjet Is The Airline

    murat1993 Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that twist tho... it took me a second 😂

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god that hilarious lol

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what kind of kiss...? like aunt or uncle or...

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s a zinger and that photo doesn’t hurt either!

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    #25

    Good News. We Matched

    Good News. We Matched

    jackrbruce Report

    Mark Johansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad part is, I'd drag a mannequin around a parking lot pretending it was my girlfriend without the drugs or hallucinations.

    Dan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm so cool and tough I do drugs at 19"

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would be relatable foe alot of people.

    Jeremy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name too hard to spell...pass..

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    #26

    Tragedy Of Tinder

    Tragedy Of Tinder

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have a beagle... i don't need to know more!

    Legend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one above was of a guy at a lake holding a fish.

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but all romance movies state. . ."the girl will suddenly fall off the mountain and into the guy's arms" we believe

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the men are trying to show they can provide

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just Tinder. It's any dating app!

    Lani
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Nice boobs

    Gay Llama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew stop it. I didn't even notice them I saw the dog. That is kinda creepy, why must you comment on them?

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    #27

    I Swiped Right

    I Swiped Right

    guardianz Report

    Mark Johansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the old joke about the girl who writes home to her parents from college. "Dear Mom & Dad, I have great news! I've quit using cocaine. The doctor told me it could be bad for the baby. Oh, did I mention that I'm pregnant? I'm sure you'll just love my boyfriend. You'll get to meet him once he gets out of prison. ... Okay, really I'm not using drugs, I'm not pregnant, and I don't have a boyfriend in prison. But I got a B in Chemistry and a C in history and I wanted you to keep things in perspective."

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... being BI doesn't mean Threesome you know...

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is false advertising and penalty's are up to 40,000 dollars. 😂😆😉

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    #28

    *tears*

    *tears*

    R4DGUY Report

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her profession just says: Disappointment haha

    Tacocat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD I'm totally gonna use that

    lettuce boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love how the career is disappointment

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most relatable thing I've seen all day

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE this one! I'm taking it lol.

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    #29

    Shocking Discovery Tbh

    Shocking Discovery Tbh

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teen in the 80s I am sure I would have thought the same.

    Warren Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm in my 80's and the teen in me enjoyed the heck out of this one.

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A buddy of mine drank about a whole bottle of Malibu Rum, passed out, and wet himself. My 10-year-old son and I had to put him in a shopping cart to get him to the car so I could drive him home. I later wrote him a letter my son found while clearing out his apartment when he died of a heart attack years later. I addressed it to "Malibu Gordy". Hahaha.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was Malibu Barbie.

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alcoholic with poor taste, now if he has said southern comfort everyone could relate.

    DotC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woulda said Barbie #GenXbrain

    NATHAN ENGLANDER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malibu is so far away from everywhere in LA. It's like the most southwest part of La and I live in the Palisades .

    #30

    Perfect Bio Doesn't Exist

    Perfect Bio Doesn't Exist

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an entertaining girl!

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen to many supernatural shows to know that you cannot change the past and your fate!!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she ever match? Is this how we ended up with the shitshow that is the last year and a half

    Catto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, nah, just let it die, let die, let it shrivel up and die!

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    #31

    That's One Way To Get Help Moving

    That's One Way To Get Help Moving

    dopiertaj Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist : They wanna make out with your dresser

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she wants them to move the dresser, not make a move on the dresser!

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    Jarno Flinkers
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    4 years ago

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    Not nice to name your mom an antique dresser.

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    #32

    Figured I Gotta Get Over My Fear Of Girls Somehow. Wish Me Luck

    Figured I Gotta Get Over My Fear Of Girls Somehow. Wish Me Luck

    crowbachprints Report

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "wait where are you going..." hilarious

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's being honest, and not pretending to be bad ass.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the profile picture.

    Xin Huang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is also really into competitive pokemon. Somehow, that didn't come up until 6 month into the relationship and we moved in together...

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    #33

    I Accidentally Swiped Left

    I Accidentally Swiped Left

    KunatoN Report

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You already see this guy has a sense of humour

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious as to what the check means next to his name lol

    Capermom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means "verified account", meaning he's a real person.

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    Jackie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yknow that’s pretty clever

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your babies will have fabulous hair?

    Catto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The video games.....yes.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your projection screen so crooked?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't care, Tinder is just for good looking people who want a quick SNA f**k.

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    #34

    She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

    She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

    DoctorPoopTrain Report

    Kateryna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - Cactus child - Curly girl - Ukrainian - My heart softens to guitar players (translated)

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is she sauing, apart from ecofriendly?

    Scyth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cactus girl, curly hair friend, ukranian propagandist, eco friendly, my heart melts for those who play the guitar. Bunch of nonsense.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess shw meant sugar daddy...

    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a diabetic man who is twice her age, I'm gonna roll the dice that that is not, in fact, a poor translation

    Beth Dezarn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am diabetic. I need a Splenda daddy. 🤷‍♀️

    IttyBitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can be a good euphemism for “sugar daddy”

    the annoying theatre kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this is fake cause if you actually do it in google translate you get sugar daddy again

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    #35

    Easily The Most Legendary Bio I've Come Across

    Easily The Most Legendary Bio I've Come Across

    Evol_menimE Report

    Deepu Jacob
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wrote "f*****g nerd" in her bio but in binary code

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    Mark Johansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the internal computer representation for "F**CKING NERD" (with the actual letters and not the asterisks). Doesn't seem all that hysterically funny to me, but whatever.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who are confused: the binary code she put in her bio spells out "f*****g nerd". Because it takes a special someone to read that on sight.

    Catto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look up the code for binary code. You'll get the letters and find her secret message

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish there was a way to write something that only the non assholes would be able to read as well!!

    Ploploplop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The quick brown fox jumped over 13 lazy dogs" & "f****n nerd in Binary.

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    #36

    I Think I’m In Love

    I Think I’m In Love

    Mustatea-Ungureanu Report

    ScarlettofHydraIsland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a guy, but if my partner did that I’d probably die laughing (and completely ruin the mood, but you know XD)

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot stop laughing, help 🤣

    Monele
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you really censor "sex"? Well, there you go, now you have sex in your comments. Kinky.

    Warren Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has already been done, and the results weren't too great.

    #37

    She Just Kills It

    She Just Kills It

    mankodim Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you call yourself Da, you'll have all Russians screaming your name in bed.. I'll let myself out now..

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah trust me that's not what they say. My neighbors are quite loud and the walls very thin.

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    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. It's soft and vulnerable sounding, but with a steely core.

    serenagun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that dress is really cute tho

    Wonder Woman 848
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    da is german for father i believe.

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    #38

    One Of The Best Covid Related Lines I've Seen So Far

    One Of The Best Covid Related Lines I've Seen So Far

    sareik Report

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one become verified on Tinder. Do you just go on so many dates that you are now considered a professional? lol

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    #39

    Well That's Disappointing

    Well That's Disappointing

    thatwyvern Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do we find the left?

    Catto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick and drunk grandpa? That you?

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    #40

    The Perfect Woman Does Exist

    The Perfect Woman Does Exist

    Sir_cocconut Report

    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely love to meet her! 😄

    Pau Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure you would be completely floored to have met her :D

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but I'm a little disgusted that she lays down in any surface like this!

    Peter Liddle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best one for me, all at 25??

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why perfect? As an artist? She's a performer

    Sarah Simons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the person who hates selfies?

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not gonna lie, at first I thought the sign said Goku

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    #41

    Today I Came Across The Best Tinder Profile

    Today I Came Across The Best Tinder Profile

    luwenan Report

    Lili Vojtek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That grandma is awesome for posing in the cage to help her find love

    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hospital maybe? The hospital will like to wipe right

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she happens to have a cage like that 'cause...?

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I think this is kinda weird... not funny.

    #42

    She Forgot The Mileage

    She Forgot The Mileage

    SmexyCucumber Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no evidence of rear-end damage" makes me very suspicious. Is it because she has 80's style hydraulic impact absorbers behind the bumper, or because she's had insurance work done?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must see rear end? and how's the bumper?

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right, right, right... don't let her go!

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give you tyres a kick and take her for a test drive.

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    #43

    Earth Friendly

    Earth Friendly

    itsmekeoni Report

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the person that asks the simple question if women really like this, in my experience yes. Sorry you got voted out for asking a very simple question. Look at yourselves.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I wouldn't share that on my bio! There is crazy people out there

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    really ? do women really like this ?? see it on TV shows but come on REALLY ???

    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people like being choked, some are into bondage, some are into dominance/submissive relationship, some are not into any of that. It's a thing that partners should talk about.

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    #44

    I Never Super Liked Someone So Fast

    I Never Super Liked Someone So Fast

    ManiacMacaque Report

    Bernardita Valdés
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we some kind of special race? I mean, even the profile pic matches... 🤔😞

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    #45

    I Swiped Right, For The Laughs And Entertainment, Now I’ve Matched. Awkward

    I Swiped Right, For The Laughs And Entertainment, Now I’ve Matched. Awkward

    Pickle82T Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *accidentally swipes right, closes tinder, closes phone, burns phone*

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds cool. I hope they are okay with me passing around so much judgement in one night. As I give a dirty look to anyone with an alcoholic drink at the table.

    #46

    Saw This On Tinder Today, Unfortunately We Didnt Match

    Saw This On Tinder Today, Unfortunately We Didnt Match

    TonyThicc Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'To the invisible, boat mobile'

    Gracie Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha!! Genius! My kinda people!

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    #47

    Respect Sir

    Respect Sir

    NiallTaylor31 Report

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    combative and self-conscious... he will be great!! GBY

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this because he has balls.

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    #48

    Wow

    Wow

    ludonope Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And noone ever heard about Grace again

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure if that’s hilarious or creepy.....

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she got the joke haha

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she has Jesus on her side. She'll probably be fine!

    the annoying theatre kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's a tiktoker? no hâte just wondering if she's famohs

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    #49

    My Older Brother Recently Got Divorced And Wanted To Show Off His New Tinder Profile To Our Group Chat

    My Older Brother Recently Got Divorced And Wanted To Show Off His New Tinder Profile To Our Group Chat

    Cdizzle32 Report

    ktdidit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband material right there

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always wondered if I have a mild version of that

    Ania Barrett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I have as well. No problem with names, but faces are so difficult to remember, especially when taken out of their usual context.

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    Green Machine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so dumb!! But I'm laughing! lmfao

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Williams Syndrome is a thing... Usually William's is a lot more complex but it does include not being able to remember/identify faces.

    Gwen Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, this guy is SO my type! I love a great sense of humor XD

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    #50

    These Photos One After The Other Made Me Laugh

    These Photos One After The Other Made Me Laugh

    NeganTheVegan Report

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    #51

    We Matched, What Am I Supposed To Do Now?

    We Matched, What Am I Supposed To Do Now?

    kersplian Report

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loving these detailed stories haha

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I guess she thinks it's cool to pose with alcohol as an 18 yr old. But that's the crappiest cheap wine ever, so, she's really not that cool. ;P lol

    Jackie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Um, wow okay

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    #52

    Seriously Considering Swiping Right

    Seriously Considering Swiping Right

    vfabes Report

    #53

    Comrade Anastasiya Reporting For Duty

    Comrade Anastasiya Reporting For Duty

    Spookyturds Report

    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    comrade (english)= tovarish (russian) [may be slight inaccuracies]

    #54

    Just Came Across This Gem

    Just Came Across This Gem

    izzyvaldez123 Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this is great! Too bad the person has it on kilometres instead of miles, but it still works.

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in fact it is a really creepy song because Delilah was an athlete that the songwriter had a crush on and she was not interested at all, and had a boyfriend. And the songwriter wrote this song and it was played everywhere, when you know the history behind this beautiful song sounds really creepy.

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    #55

    The Most Accurate Bio I Have Read

    The Most Accurate Bio I Have Read

    rootinuti611 Report

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    #56

    RIP To The Ex

    RIP To The Ex

    tinder.screenshots Report

    #57

    She Won My Heart

    She Won My Heart

    bigsmily Report

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate travelling. i don't mind _being_ in new places, but the actually travelling is usually awful

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. It's the getting there that is tedius. If only the transporter from Star Trek was real.

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    #59

    One For The Gamer Bois Out There

    One For The Gamer Bois Out There

    TxAzure Report

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    #60

    His Tinder Profile Is Like Selecting An Outfit In A Videogame

    His Tinder Profile Is Like Selecting An Outfit In A Videogame

    granhatzfe Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the character you play in Temple Run 2

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he incapable of straightening his knees?

    #61

    Words Of Wisdom

    Words Of Wisdom

    daydreaming17 Report

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not read 'cook' the first time.

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grannies are badasses! My great grandma had a say about boobs: "always the right size to fit the hand of an honest man". Mic drop.

    #62

    I Call This The Break Quarantine Challenge

    I Call This The Break Quarantine Challenge

    e-udon Report

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    #63

    I'm Not Even A Prime Member

    I'm Not Even A Prime Member

    MrHandsomeBoss Report

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they become an 'item' .....I'll get me coat..

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    #64

    Stay Hopeful

    Stay Hopeful

    TorTheGasman Report

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that Thelma.

    #65

    It Ain't Much But, It's Honest Work

    It Ain't Much But, It's Honest Work

    smurphysmc Report

    #66

    At Least He’s Considerate

    At Least He’s Considerate

    -Adolf-_-Hitler- Report

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    #67

    I Like Her

    I Like Her

    throwaway8381748 Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you be there for the inevitable rage quit?

    OffKeySinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is where I do my best "wifing". Sorry about the game dear, and I'm sure they were using bots. Can I bring you a beer or a cookie?

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    #68

    I Think She Nailed It

    I Think She Nailed It

    camaronic Report

    Laura Carney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the apron dress! You go Sansa, Queen of the North!!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she looks like Dolores Abernathy more than Sansa Stark, which is good news since Dolores is way hotter.

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    #71

    Acting The Maggot

    Acting The Maggot

    m_hyper Report

    Jackie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that sound like my aunt smh

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I make Tinder I'm using this

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go for that...only if each pay for their own netflix...I just can't deal with that much of a commitment

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    #72

    Shouts Out To Greg For Having The First Bio To Actually Make Me Laugh Out Loud

    Shouts Out To Greg For Having The First Bio To Actually Make Me Laugh Out Loud

    y_u_no_mek Report

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it means that if they "move back" he's likely to kick it further. If they "move in" then they don't expect him to be able to kick it far.

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    #73

    A Roller Coaster Of A Bio

    A Roller Coaster Of A Bio

    Sem_Antics Report

    #74

    The Trick To A Good Bio Is Letting People Know A Lot About You

    The Trick To A Good Bio Is Letting People Know A Lot About You

    memeking-of-angmar Report

    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, how tall is he?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In relationships, almost only height matters, so... I guess it is enough.

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    #75

    I'm Never Changing My Bio Ever Again. This Is Me At My Peak

    I'm Never Changing My Bio Ever Again. This Is Me At My Peak

    RedVapora Report

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    #76

    Quit Playing Around

    Quit Playing Around

    luissy_F_baybeh Report

    #77

    Matched With This Girl, 8/10 Bio

    Matched With This Girl, 8/10 Bio

    TankyKappa Report

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of the anthem though...????!!!

    #78

    Gotta Love Honesty

    Gotta Love Honesty

    itsmekeoni Report

    ToxiCity
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoever blocked out the name forgot that at the bottom it said 'share "June's" profile'

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    #79

    Grant’s Liver: Wooah What Is This My Dude, You Normally Chug Them 6’s Grant: I Played Ya Boi

    Grant’s Liver: Wooah What Is This My Dude, You Normally Chug Them 6’s Grant: I Played Ya Boi

    bestoftinderbio Report

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    #80

    Me Whenever I Match Someone On This App

    Me Whenever I Match Someone On This App

    chezzmund Report

    #81

    This Was A Pretty Good Line

    This Was A Pretty Good Line

    MOTH630 Report

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    #83

    I See What She Did Their

    I See What She Did Their

    Komplexs Report

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the internet has ruined me, i didnt get this until i read the comments....

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The line is spelled wrong XD

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    No, she does not know.

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    #84

    Quality Bio

    Quality Bio

    Nooblets Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My honest first thought was "I'll get my amp clamp and we'll figure out that fuse-blowing issue." Maybe that's my problem.

    #85

    Sometimes You Just Gotta Swipe For The Bio

    Sometimes You Just Gotta Swipe For The Bio

    mikeismike32 Report

    Jackie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with too much spicy food?

    #86

    Shame, Really

    Shame, Really

    0111011101100001 Report

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    #87

    I Made A Stereotypical Tinder Profile For My Martial Arts Dummy And He Has Over 8000 Right Swipes

    I Made A Stereotypical Tinder Profile For My Martial Arts Dummy And He Has Over 8000 Right Swipes

    bxbullettv Report

    Wonder Woman 848
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    straight bisexual? how does that work?

    Gay_Forg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They like straight and bi men

    Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one of those in my theatre class room, his name is bob, and when he is not getting beat up, he is wearing one of the show wigs, and some aviator sunglasses

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    #88

    I Really Hope We Match

    I Really Hope We Match

    dracoflex Report

    #89

    Now That's Dedication

    Now That's Dedication

    ICanLiterallySeeYourInsides Report

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that food is photoshopped in, because otherwise he's wasted a lot of stuff.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, a BLT sounds really good right now.

    #90

    Wooing Us Ladies With His Powerful Photoshop Skills

    Wooing Us Ladies With His Powerful Photoshop Skills

    AngelaMay83 Report

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    #91

    Absolutely Wild How Well This Bio Has Worked

    Absolutely Wild How Well This Bio Has Worked

    DocSword Report

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    #92

    Introducing The World’s Worst Catfish

    Introducing The World’s Worst Catfish

    Terrapinz Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hats worn like that just irk me. But to each their own.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was stunned to discover that in support of this style they sell sheets of "hat stickers" that make your old washed hat masquerade as a new one.

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    #93

    How Is Your Fat A**?

    How Is Your Fat A**?

    itsmekeoni Report

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read that way too many times....

    #94

    Well, Thanks For Letting Me Know

    Well, Thanks For Letting Me Know

    Bjaurb Report

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    #95

    Her Bio Is Funny

    Her Bio Is Funny

    geerbeer94 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought about that... but it makes sense.

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    #96

    Sadly We Didn't Match, But This Girl Knows What's Up

    Sadly We Didn't Match, But This Girl Knows What's Up

    Depressed_Ego Report

    #97

    Dual Front Airbags

    Dual Front Airbags

    murat1993 Report