In the age of Tinder, hooking up and getting yourself a date has never been so easy. And it has never been so hard. Yes, we're flooded with potential candidates whenever we connect to our account, but so are they. We need to stand out. Catch their attention. Make them swipe right.
Like these gentlemen and ladies.
We at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the funniest Tinder profiles, and they're so creative, their owners must be matching with everyone. Surprising and funny pictures, poetic and witty bios; they have it all. And then some.
Continue scrolling to meet the best people in online dating. For more memorable Tinder profiles, fire up Bored Panda's earlier articles here and here.
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A Rough Experience, I Must Admit
Changed My Age Range Just For Fun And The First Profile Is
I never understood that mentality. Like... All jobs are important and gotta be done. You don't like trashman/women? Well would you like to take your own trash all the way to the dump yourself? No, no you would not. Stop complaining and looking down onto people for what kind of job they do and appreciate that they are doing it so you don't have to.
Besides, trashguys/gals make tons of money where I am from! Same as plumbers and paper factory workers and for example the people loading ships. Important job and loads of cash, that's a win win :).
Load More Replies...Sent that to my friend who actually is a city bus driver. Hope this will cheer him up ;)
Dating coach Hayley Quinn said whether you're wondering 'which site has all the relationship-ready people on it?' or 'which site is best for hook-ups?', keep in mind that most will have people seeking a mix of relationship styles.
"If you are looking for something casual, Feeld app specializes in offering explicitly casual connections: as you may imagine profiles are more 'visual'. On the other hand, a platform like Match has a huge amount of criteria you can search for online, making it better adapted to people seeking meaningful connections. The trick here is to really identify what relationship you're seeking, then clearly communicate that through your profile and opening messages," Quinn told Bored Panda.
The dating coach thinks that being unique is highly important in the world of online dating. "With so much choice it's too easy for people to become banner blind and not realize what an amazing option you are," she said. "In terms of quick fixes make sure your profile is a cliche free zone ('looking for my partner in crime...') and that you always state things specifically rather than generally."
"For example, saying, 'I like to travel,' is nowhere near as attention-grabbing as, 'already googling my first post lockdown trip to Thailand. (Sidenote: do you like Thai food?)' Finally, ensure you write your profiles in a way that's conversational and informal: a fun hack to help you with this is to dictate your profile first, to get more of your personality into it."
She's Not Wrong
I can’t agree more. It is ok to date a person younger or older than you. But if you consistently only date younger people I am sure that you are just a shallow person who only cares about looks.
And control. Often much older people date barely adult people to seem more mature in their partner's eyes and to make it easier to manipulate them (younger tend to have less expirence)
Load More Replies...I Super Liked Her, Just For That Awesome Bio
Lol! One of my best friends is a copper and so is her husband. 20 years of marriage, 2 of the best people I know. So it's an infinite loop of F the police 😉 I would be jealous, but they work so hard, and actually do care about everyone, even the ones who hate them because they're police. They deserve each other and their beautiful kids. I mean that as a compliment.
Are you in the US? Cause its a little different here right now than a lot of places
Load More Replies...Relationship Coach Alisha Fisher, M.A. pointed out that trying to find relationships online really opens us up to a world of possibilities. "Whether those experiences are positive or not comes down to the intentions of each person and their effectiveness in communicating those intentions," Fisher told Bored Panda.
"Online dating can provide a shield of safety and identity, which has its benefits and disadvantages. Some of the benefits include distanced communication, allowing you to have in-depth discussions through various mediums such as text, voice, and video. Online dating also provides you the opportunity to scope out your potential partner to see what their interests are via their social media apps. Some of the disadvantages can include people putting on false persona's and/or identities, as well as the risk of potential data breaches of the dating platform. One of the biggest difficulties with finding meaningful relationships online can come from the varying expectations of other folks using the platform, and those expectations not lining up with yours."
According to Fisher, sometimes the most meaningful relationships we have in our lives come from moments where we least expect it because we have removed those relational-dating expectations, and just got to genuinely get to know someone.
Touché
Um...I'm dyslexic, if I read out loud y'all will think I'm a moron 🤣
Genius
I'm sure he's a prince. Maybe Charming, maybe Nigerian.
Load More Replies...I also like to ask you which of these pictures has a traffic light in them, and enjoy watching you panic while you stress about if one of them counts
With so many dating websites and apps out there, it has become normal to use online dating to meet someone—there are about 40 million Americans who do so. And even though eHarmony claims that 27% of young adults are using online dating sites (which is up 10% from 2013), new findings suggest it's neither better nor worse than getting to know a person in real life. At least in terms of success rate.
One study, published in the journal Psychological Science, claims it's actually impossible to figure out whether or not people who have the same values and character traits will fall in love. "Attraction for a particular person may be difficult or impossible to predict before two people have actually met," Samantha Joel, a University of Utah psychology professor and lead author, said in a press release.
"A relationship is more than the sum of its parts. There is a shared experience that happens when you meet someone that can’t be predicted beforehand," Joel said
The paper, which used speed-dating data, confirmed what online dating skeptics have been saying for years: computer-based algorithms can't predict if two people will feel that indescribable connection, that special something. Yes, computers might be able to predict how much someone would desire someone else, or how much they would have in common, but they probably can't pinpoint exactly what makes two people fall in love (yet).
After they ran the numbers, the researchers were surprised to discover that they were unable to predict even one couple that was a match. "We found we cannot anticipate how much individuals will uniquely desire each other in a speed-dating context with any meaningful level of accuracy," Joel explained.
"I thought that out of more than 100 predictors, we would be able to predict at least some portion of the variance. I didn't expect we would find zero."
Spotted An Angel
Or did you break through the earths crust ascending from hell? Either way its golden. Lol
To get to the crust, she would have to go through the mantle and that is a long way to go
Load More Replies...When you think about it, the angels that fell from heaven are the evil ones (fallen angels). So that pickup line is really saying she’s a demon. Unless that’s a compliment to you...:)
Glad To See Humor Isn’t Dead
Ah self-deprecating humor. It's one of my favourite kinds but I'm so damn bad at it.
At least she didn't say she's hot on the outside and cold in the middle.
I actually love this...full respect-this is truth in advertising in today's world
But with that being said, meeting new people on the Internet is still an adventure. And it's your right to delve into it.
"In the world of online dating, there's going to be some people who are excited to meet someone tomorrow, others that are just dipping in and out of the app when they're watching Netflix!" Quinn said. "By asking someone for a date, or a phone number, sooner rather than later you may do a good job of filtering out people who aren't on the same page as you."
"Make sure you do have some connection with a person before you ask them out though, no one likes to be asked out just because they have attractive photos, so make sure they've invested in the conversation first before you offer to take things to the next level."
If you want to stand out from the competition and have a good time setting up your online dating account, involve other people! Nobody said you have to everything by yourself. "Collaborate with friends to help create your dating bio," Fisher suggested. "We tend to be pretty hard on ourselves, and yes sometimes our friends are too, but lean on them to help identify your key attributes for yourself and what you are looking for in a partner."
The relationship coach said that more successful dating profiles have videos attached to them, and it makes people more effective at assessing chemistry, "so add a video to your account if possible. You can learn a lot about a person through video, such as what they look like, sound like, how their bodies move, their personalities and their mannerisms."
But if you choose pictures, relax and let everyone know you are there to have a good time. "Research has shown that when compared to pictures of people who were not smiling, those who were smiling were perceived as more intelligent, positive, and made the viewer feel warmer and cared for," Fisher added.
His Bio Cracked Me Up
Kinda 'no matter how kind you are, German kids are always Kinder' rephrased :D I wonder how many other versions are there
This Legitimately Made Me Laugh Out Loud
I Swiped Right, Not Gonna Lie
Sharks bite each other during mating, so I wonder if they feel like their kinkiness compares.
Load More Replies...To be fair, try your Tinder mating call in the depth of the ocean, surrounded by sharks, and see if you find a match before they get interested in you.
Seems Like A Good Plan
Friends With Benefits
Glad this one did not go in the direction I thought it would. UpVote :-)
She’s Just Looking For Her Prince Charming
Probably a joke but if those were true, wouldn't you leave Tinder all together?
I’ve never been on tinder and I’ve also lived through all those experiences. Except the being murdered one.
Load More Replies...Yea, I realize it’s a joke, buuuut I mean, I feel like it’s playin with fire😬 people are crazy afterall
Wait a minute - you missed one in your 'whole set'. What about the one who'll love you and live with you and try to make you happy for your entire life? I am not unique.
Sounds like they’re trying to complete a Trivial Pursuit wheel, just need kidnapped, ghosted and murderer to win!
Had Me In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie
You don’t need to stop yourself from laughing 💀
Load More Replies...This isn't a bad plan. I got a really cheap riding lawnmower this way.
Just Promise The Perfect Date, And Watch The Matches Roll In
the thesis is that the empire just wants to restore order to the galaxy and the only reason that they appear evil and kill people is that they are resisting the jedi. If the jedi were to surrender than there would be order in the galaxy. Also could be the stuff with yoda choosing anakin even though yoda knows that anakin is likely evil : / ( i think, if i wrong pls don't be mad )
Load More Replies...I'm a lesbian but that's a date I would go on. Actually, we would probably start talking about Star Wars over dinner. What better way to get to know someone?
I’m asexual so I would rather binge Star Wars then have sex any day
Sorry, What?
With all of the cheating you hear about happening on Tinder, it's so refreshing to see a couple in a truly Monopolous relationship (I'll show myself out)
If people were looking for company to play trivial pursuit I might make a tinder account.
I used to play "monopoly" a lot before...is hard to find people that is into "monopoly"..."monopoly" has bad reputation, most people think only wierdos like "monopoly"...happy to se people opening up about "monopoly"
I'm not a fan of Monopoly, but I'm good at it. Just unlucky.
Load More Replies...When I was young, I played computer Monopoly against 3 of my teddy bears (used their names for the other players). The koala always won.
Do You Think Her Mom Uses Reddit?
I'd help her out. I'm well in my sixties so when she shows up with me, her parents would be delighted to hear that she's a lesbian.
The tragic in this is, that some parents still cannot accept and love their kids how they are. It is a life long charade :(
If I were a guy I would def. help her and I really hope that people became available for her even though it is sad that she has to go to these lengths. You can definitely tell the difference in our culture from her parents' time to hers.
I'd be her friend but I would want her to be able to come out to her mother. Sounds like a terrible situation that no child should have to suffer.
Great Bio
It also shows they have a healthy relationship with their physical limitations and have a good grip on life.
Load More Replies...It's great that she can have fun with her situation rather than wallowing in self pity.
Ermm... I don't think people should depreciate themselves this way. Not all Good girls are taken
Sounds Like She Already Has Everything Planned Out
Almost reminded me of Phoebe Cates, in Lace "Which of you bas***ds is my father?"
This is literally the real life plot of Mama Mia!.... Here We Go Again......:'D
I Can't Stop Laughing
I'm a simple girl cos that is hilarious. I am sharing Rats profile far and wide
Lean Into It
I'm literally staring at this guys profile on Tinder right now hahaha
Holy ****
I had a friend in college who donated her long hair to Locks of Love, apparently hated whatever was left and shaved it all down. Anyone can rock the bald look if they put their head into it.
I shaved my head at 19. Looked amazing. Then at 40 I had chemo; had to shave my head. Looked disgusting. Go figure.
Load More Replies...If this is her way of handling downs, I sure want her to be beside me on the ups!
Best Bio I’ve Seen In A While, Westjet Is The Airline
Good News. We Matched
The sad part is, I'd drag a mannequin around a parking lot pretending it was my girlfriend without the drugs or hallucinations.
Tragedy Of Tinder
beeggel lol (never seen one r they goob dogggos)
Load More Replies...but all romance movies state. . ."the girl will suddenly fall off the mountain and into the guy's arms" we believe
Ew stop it. I didn't even notice them I saw the dog. That is kinda creepy, why must you comment on them?
Load More Replies...I Swiped Right
Reminds me of the old joke about the girl who writes home to her parents from college. "Dear Mom & Dad, I have great news! I've quit using cocaine. The doctor told me it could be bad for the baby. Oh, did I mention that I'm pregnant? I'm sure you'll just love my boyfriend. You'll get to meet him once he gets out of prison. ... Okay, really I'm not using drugs, I'm not pregnant, and I don't have a boyfriend in prison. But I got a B in Chemistry and a C in history and I wanted you to keep things in perspective."
This is false advertising and penalty's are up to 40,000 dollars. 😂😆😉
*tears*
Shocking Discovery Tbh
Well I'm in my 80's and the teen in me enjoyed the heck out of this one.
Load More Replies...A buddy of mine drank about a whole bottle of Malibu Rum, passed out, and wet himself. My 10-year-old son and I had to put him in a shopping cart to get him to the car so I could drive him home. I later wrote him a letter my son found while clearing out his apartment when he died of a heart attack years later. I addressed it to "Malibu Gordy". Hahaha.
Malibu is so far away from everywhere in LA. It's like the most southwest part of La and I live in the Palisades .
Perfect Bio Doesn't Exist
That's One Way To Get Help Moving
But she wants them to move the dresser, not make a move on the dresser!
Load More Replies...Figured I Gotta Get Over My Fear Of Girls Somehow. Wish Me Luck
if i were old enough, i would date him. I love competitive pokemon battling
I Accidentally Swiped Left
It means "verified account", meaning he's a real person.
Load More Replies...They don't care, Tinder is just for good looking people who want a quick SNA f**k.
She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing
Cactus girl, curly hair friend, ukranian propagandist, eco friendly, my heart melts for those who play the guitar. Bunch of nonsense.
Load More Replies...As a diabetic man who is twice her age, I'm gonna roll the dice that that is not, in fact, a poor translation
i think this is fake cause if you actually do it in google translate you get sugar daddy again
Easily The Most Legendary Bio I've Come Across
She wrote "f*****g nerd" in her bio but in binary code
Load More Replies...It's the internal computer representation for "F**CKING NERD" (with the actual letters and not the asterisks). Doesn't seem all that hysterically funny to me, but whatever.
For those who are confused: the binary code she put in her bio spells out "f*****g nerd". Because it takes a special someone to read that on sight.
look up the code for binary code. You'll get the letters and find her secret message
"The quick brown fox jumped over 13 lazy dogs" & "f****n nerd in Binary.
I Think I’m In Love
Not a guy, but if my partner did that I’d probably die laughing (and completely ruin the mood, but you know XD)
She Just Kills It
If you call yourself Da, you'll have all Russians screaming your name in bed.. I'll let myself out now..
Yeah trust me that's not what they say. My neighbors are quite loud and the walls very thin.
Load More Replies...One Of The Best Covid Related Lines I've Seen So Far
How does one become verified on Tinder. Do you just go on so many dates that you are now considered a professional? lol
Well That's Disappointing
The Perfect Woman Does Exist
I am sure you would be completely floored to have met her :D
Load More Replies...Today I Came Across The Best Tinder Profile
She Forgot The Mileage
"no evidence of rear-end damage" makes me very suspicious. Is it because she has 80's style hydraulic impact absorbers behind the bumper, or because she's had insurance work done?
Earth Friendly
To the person that asks the simple question if women really like this, in my experience yes. Sorry you got voted out for asking a very simple question. Look at yourselves.
Some people like being choked, some are into bondage, some are into dominance/submissive relationship, some are not into any of that. It's a thing that partners should talk about.
Load More Replies...I Never Super Liked Someone So Fast
Are we some kind of special race? I mean, even the profile pic matches... 🤔😞
I Swiped Right, For The Laughs And Entertainment, Now I’ve Matched. Awkward
Sounds cool. I hope they are okay with me passing around so much judgement in one night. As I give a dirty look to anyone with an alcoholic drink at the table.
Saw This On Tinder Today, Unfortunately We Didnt Match
Respect Sir
Wow
My Older Brother Recently Got Divorced And Wanted To Show Off His New Tinder Profile To Our Group Chat
Yup, I have as well. No problem with names, but faces are so difficult to remember, especially when taken out of their usual context.
Load More Replies...These Photos One After The Other Made Me Laugh
We Matched, What Am I Supposed To Do Now?
Seriously Considering Swiping Right
Comrade Anastasiya Reporting For Duty
Just Came Across This Gem
Haha, this is great! Too bad the person has it on kilometres instead of miles, but it still works.
But in fact it is a really creepy song because Delilah was an athlete that the songwriter had a crush on and she was not interested at all, and had a boyfriend. And the songwriter wrote this song and it was played everywhere, when you know the history behind this beautiful song sounds really creepy.
Load More Replies...The Most Accurate Bio I Have Read
RIP To The Ex
She Won My Heart
i hate travelling. i don't mind _being_ in new places, but the actually travelling is usually awful
Same. It's the getting there that is tedius. If only the transporter from Star Trek was real.
Load More Replies...Few Good Tinder Profiles
One For The Gamer Bois Out There
His Tinder Profile Is Like Selecting An Outfit In A Videogame
Words Of Wisdom
Grannies are badasses! My great grandma had a say about boobs: "always the right size to fit the hand of an honest man". Mic drop.
I Call This The Break Quarantine Challenge
I'm Not Even A Prime Member
It Ain't Much But, It's Honest Work
At Least He’s Considerate
I Like Her
That is where I do my best "wifing". Sorry about the game dear, and I'm sure they were using bots. Can I bring you a beer or a cookie?
Load More Replies...I Think She Nailed It
I think she looks like Dolores Abernathy more than Sansa Stark, which is good news since Dolores is way hotter.
I Think I Found The One
A+ Effort
The best Wonder Years character by far. Kevin is a jerk.
Load More Replies...Acting The Maggot
Shouts Out To Greg For Having The First Bio To Actually Make Me Laugh Out Loud
I think it means that if they "move back" he's likely to kick it further. If they "move in" then they don't expect him to be able to kick it far.
Load More Replies...A Roller Coaster Of A Bio
The Trick To A Good Bio Is Letting People Know A Lot About You
In relationships, almost only height matters, so... I guess it is enough.
I'm Never Changing My Bio Ever Again. This Is Me At My Peak
Quit Playing Around
Matched With This Girl, 8/10 Bio
Gotta Love Honesty
Grant’s Liver: Wooah What Is This My Dude, You Normally Chug Them 6’s Grant: I Played Ya Boi
Me Whenever I Match Someone On This App
This Was A Pretty Good Line
Pray For Me
I See What She Did Their
the internet has ruined me, i didnt get this until i read the comments....
Quality Bio
My honest first thought was "I'll get my amp clamp and we'll figure out that fuse-blowing issue." Maybe that's my problem.
Sometimes You Just Gotta Swipe For The Bio
Shame, Really
I Made A Stereotypical Tinder Profile For My Martial Arts Dummy And He Has Over 8000 Right Swipes
We have one of those in my theatre class room, his name is bob, and when he is not getting beat up, he is wearing one of the show wigs, and some aviator sunglasses
I Really Hope We Match
Now That's Dedication
Wooing Us Ladies With His Powerful Photoshop Skills
Absolutely Wild How Well This Bio Has Worked
Introducing The World’s Worst Catfish
I was stunned to discover that in support of this style they sell sheets of "hat stickers" that make your old washed hat masquerade as a new one.
Load More Replies...How Is Your Fat A**?
Well, Thanks For Letting Me Know
Her Bio Is Funny
Sadly We Didn't Match, But This Girl Knows What's Up
Dual Front Airbags
These make my bio sound so boring. I had "I came, I saw, I stood in the corner awkwardly on my phone until it's an acceptable time to leave or my social energy has run low"
Some of these people have an amazing sense of humor, i loved reading through these haha
I am petrified of the idea of online dating. I seem to attract creepy guys in PERSON... what fresh hell would come my way online?
I met the man I'm in love with, living with, have pets with and an overall amazing relationship through Tinder. My profile was just pure honesty. I actually don't remember what his said though lol. We both deleted the app. Obviously.
Long before the internet there was the "personal" section of the newspaper classified ads. Most of them were pretty much the same. They all seemed to like candlelit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, and were "tired of the bar scene". Mocking them was a favourite pastime in the break room at my workplace, because we were terrible people.
Do people flirt in your country? It's an honest question to start a discussion. I'm just curious! :)
Absolutely not! If I try to smile or talk to a stranger, he most likely will stare at me and just leave. I was never flirted with or asked out when I lived there. Then I moved to another country... And still nothing. Oh. It was me, not the culture... :D
Load More Replies...These make my bio sound so boring. I had "I came, I saw, I stood in the corner awkwardly on my phone until it's an acceptable time to leave or my social energy has run low"
Some of these people have an amazing sense of humor, i loved reading through these haha
I am petrified of the idea of online dating. I seem to attract creepy guys in PERSON... what fresh hell would come my way online?
I met the man I'm in love with, living with, have pets with and an overall amazing relationship through Tinder. My profile was just pure honesty. I actually don't remember what his said though lol. We both deleted the app. Obviously.
Long before the internet there was the "personal" section of the newspaper classified ads. Most of them were pretty much the same. They all seemed to like candlelit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, and were "tired of the bar scene". Mocking them was a favourite pastime in the break room at my workplace, because we were terrible people.
Do people flirt in your country? It's an honest question to start a discussion. I'm just curious! :)
Absolutely not! If I try to smile or talk to a stranger, he most likely will stare at me and just leave. I was never flirted with or asked out when I lived there. Then I moved to another country... And still nothing. Oh. It was me, not the culture... :D
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