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“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group
Memes have remained relevant in this fast-moving digital world. Many other trends have come and gone, but these easily crafted images with funny one-liner texts continue to be a mode of communication and expression for people online.
It’s likely why online communities like the Funny Memes subreddit continue to thrive. With 1.1 million members and counting, these people are so far living up to the page’s profile that says, “Where Laughter Lives.”
We’ve picked out the best memes that touch on almost every facet of life, from being a kid in the ‘90s to the disparities in a romantic relationship. As you scroll through, you may find at least one or two to relate with.
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#1
I Know. I Should Get Over This Delusion
Sue 9 months ago
Most of the Reddit problems I've read would be solved if people realized this fact earlier. I wish I did.
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Schmebulock 9 months ago
Fear ALWAYS outweighs logic. That's why one side does nothing but fear monger.
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
Better than having the mental illness of always thinking you are right and interrupting correct arguments with stupid opinions and tiktok facts
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 9 months ago (edited)
...Or think that you have gained a full understanding of a complex idea from years of research and study, granting you a mastery of said subject because, you know, you just "googled" it.
Load More Replies... SolitaryIntrovert 9 months ago
I know they won't change their minds, but I still present facts and logic just to see what names they will call me. (Everybody needs a hobby LOL) 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Michael Largey 9 months ago (edited)
You're suffering from acute optimism. It is the result of prolonged sensory deprivation of the eyes and ears.
Nosirrow 9 months ago
Realising that people have no common sense, a bit of humility or willingness to change their mind is so painful. What even is the point of living in a society like that?
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#2
Whoosh
Rose Stewart 9 months ago
Honestly, my b00b ultrasounds would've been a lot easier if my tech did this
Panda Kicki 9 months ago
Same reflex that makes us sometimes gently rock a bag of potatoes in the grocery store
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Where did they get WARM JELLY from?!? I always get the coldest jelly at my ultrasounds!!!
Tamra 9 months ago
My GYN's office keeps the lube and speculum lying on a heating pad, so nothing is too cold.
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Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 9 months ago (edited)
Funny but since I've had breast cancer it would scare the f***k out of me if my tech stopped dead while wanding my b**bs: I'd think they had found something that should not be there... Again... 😄
Bi.Felicia 9 months ago
Understandably so. My mom was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and is almost a month into her chemo treatments. I was with her yesterday and she was upset because she's losing her hair. My Auntie and I are going to get her a the nicest wig(s) that we can. She only receives minimal assistance financially and that mainly goes towards her rent. I'm looking forward to the day that we have kicked cancers a*s and grateful for all the survivors. 🫶🏻
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#3
Facts
Lyoness 9 months ago
We got kicked out at sunrise and told to come back when the street lights came on. We amused ourselves, no internet needed.
Nikole 9 months ago
We amused ourselves but my parents never did that to me nor my younger brother. We played outside however it wasn’t a mandate.
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KnightOwl 9 months ago (edited)
We were never inside, in fact my parents would get mad at us for being inside when the sun was up. (There was 8 kids in a 3 bed house so totally understandable!) We only came in at meal times, to sleep or to use the bathroom (and even then if we did that 'too much we'd get in trouble.) The worst punishment was always being grounded, spending hours looking out your window watching your friends and siblings having fun without you was torture. I feel sorry for kids nowadays, they'll never understand the freedom we had.
Sue User 9 months ago
They could choose that freedom. I know tge internet is nade to be addictive but i dont understand how they dont want to try the outdoors.
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Earonn - 9 months ago
This has been told about the 50s...then 60s...then 70s...then 80s (and until then I can say it was true for me and my friends in Germany), now 90s...but today 12 year olds can't walk a mile to school anymore - and not just in the USA. I wonder which generation will admit to not have been outside from lunchtime to sunset...
Mallory Morrison 9 months ago
And since there was no internet we could get away with SO much more nonsense.
Susie Elle 9 months ago
Being outside was the best! Our street (when I wasn't old enough to be allowed to venture further) was an entire world on its own in my head
KnightOwl 8 months ago (edited)
My street was the same, I lived across the street from my primary school so we had the playground and football pitches to play on too. The street itself was made up of around 50 4 and 5 bed houses and at that time every house had a family with an average of 4/5 kids. (My family was the biggest on the street having 8 kids. My grandparents lived at the other end of our street and had the smallest family with only my youngest uncle living there.) The playground was ours when school was closed, we'd have epic games of football, and hide and seek with 80 - 100 kids! Most of my favourite childhood memories took place on that street/school playgrounds.
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Paul C. 9 months ago
I'm 70, when I was ten I had a key for the front door, because guess what? Mum and Dad trusted me with common sense. Summer holidays, gone early morning, play football with mates, had a few bob (money) in my pocket for food, they wouldn't see me till it got dark in the evening.
antoinette maldari 9 months ago
Yes, we actually found a portal in the house that led to the OUTDOORS.
gijeff58 9 months ago
It was the woods for us, just hanging out in the woods all day, finding a creek, exploring, making a tree swing or a fort with no girls alowed and we had to take an oath to keep it secret.
Crikey! (ho/hum) 9 months ago
It was an awesome time to be a kid! We basically lived like the kids do in 'Stranger Things' with bikes and games and climbing trees. Except the monsters were mainly priests, DJs, and TV personalities back then. But it was mostly good.
One possible reason memes remain relevant today is because they have become an effective form of self-expression. As psychology professor Dr. Constance de Saint Laurent explains, memes allow us to express our imperfections.
“Memes are often an invitation to stop taking ourselves so seriously,” Dr. de Saint Laurent wrote in an article for the Maynooth University website, adding that a meme’s shareability makes it a communal experience.
#4
Well…
SolitaryIntrovert 9 months ago
Sadly,this falls on deaf ears. I brought this same thing up to some anti-immigrationers, and their response was to laugh at me and say that this country didn't exist 400 years ago
Kat Alison 9 months ago
It’s no use talking to them; they’re in a cult and they’ve been brainwashed. Best thing to do is get out of the conversation ASAP. I try to limit the amount of time and interaction I spend with MAGAts.
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Lexekon 9 months ago
Permission was never asked. This was one society expanding into the territory of a less technologically advanced one. More than anything else, it showed the difference between good and bad people, among those who had the power.
Kat Alison 9 months ago
At least in Star Trek they have the Prime Directive.
Load More Replies... Nimitz 9 months ago
Imagine if we(ish) had just let these religious m***********s die? How much better the world could have been?
M B 9 months ago
Fascism and communism hated religion and yet had more deaths on their conto than all religion combined...I frikken despise right wing racists but good lord...their opposite can be brain dead too. That's why that idiot got elected
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#5
Funny, Not Funny
Earonn - 9 months ago
Sisters: always do that. Do it to protect your sisters who really had to go through miscarriages and get this s**t to hear. Do the same with other, inappropriate comments by saying that your beloved parent died, you had cancer, got abused... you get the drift. We don't owe honesty to s****y people, and by lying thusly we protect others.
Michael Largey 9 months ago
That would require a brain to retain the lesson.
Load More Replies... Nota Robot 9 months ago
Them: aren't you afraid you'll regret your decision? Me: No, how about you?
Michael Largey 9 months ago (edited)
Them: aren't you afraid you'll regret your decision? Me: You mean like your parents do?
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KazzaHazza 9 months ago
Very sad that OP has been through so much sadness but as a childless woman by choice if anyone asks me why I haven’t had kids I honestly reply ‘because I hate babies but love having my money’ soon shuts them up.
BookFanatic 9 months ago
One of the few perks of getting older--nobody asks me those questions any more.
SkippityBoppityBoo 9 months ago (edited)
Not the same as this but similar... I went on my first night out in 4yrs or so. (My violent ex hated me going out by myself to meet friends) I was newly disabled and was running (tee hee!) late so I was sat at the front away from my friend who was hosting the film night. A girl sat behind me tapped me on the shoulder and said "I've seen you around! What happened to you? Why do you have those things on your legs?" meaning my calipers... I was shocked, didn't answer, turned back to face the screen but started crying quietly just after. A lot of people heard her ask that and were "Omg, she did not just ask that" etc. There are certain things that you never ever ask. It's none of your business and You. Do. Not. Need. To. Know... What we may have been through is so horrific, horrible, even to the point of being literally life threatening that we do not want to talk about it. Not yet and certainly not with some random insensitive idiotic nitwit.
#6
IKEA
Carrie Laughs 9 months ago
Fair point, made me check it. It's not a true story.
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I always thought the stories annoy people getting lost in Ikeas were jokes. Then the last time I was in one, a woman asked me how to find the exit. I told her to just follow the arrows on the floor, they would take her out.
Ryan 9 months ago
I'd like to imagine that more and more customers were getting caught in the endless loop, crying out, "what do we do??" as the employees look on in horror.
Sally Moen 9 months ago
And then there's a book about a pseudo-IKEA store called Horrorstor (the title has umlauts but I'm typing on an English-language keyboard). It's a horror story about people and employees getting lost and a monster that lives there.
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Another reason memes haven’t gone out of style is their ability to draw on the current cultural schema. People create memes to construct narratives about current events.
According to media psychology expert Dr. Pam Rutledge, memes can digest complex ideas and translate them into “short-form cultural commentaries.” They can also “humanize and simplify conflict.”
#7
So It Was All A .... Lie??
Corvus 9 months ago
I think it's in paste form. But that's just my opinion.
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Nikole 9 months ago
Well apparently they only ask five at a time, and there are a lot of dentists.
Malamutes 9 months ago
And theres always one contrary a*****e who doesn't like whatever the other four do.
Load More Replies... Nicole Weymann 9 months ago
Ah, but the ads never say how many dentists they asked! Technically two are enough to justify the plural. (Also the "dentists" are likely employed by the toothpaste companies, if the numbers aren' made completely made up anyway)
The Queen Of France 9 months ago
I asked my dentist about it. He thought about it for a few seconds and said “If it gets people to brush their teeth, I support it.”
trixiefly11 9 months ago
I overheard a girl in a dentist asking the dental hygienist about toothpaste and toothbrushes. She was told they are all pretty equal and they had no preference. So maybe people ask the person who cleans their teeth not the person who fixes and repairs their teeth or is just there for five seconds to say everything looks great this time.
SolitaryIntrovert 9 months ago
I don't use toothpaste because my teeth are attached quite firmly already.🙄🙄🙄🙄
JustABored1 9 months ago
I love all the comments about the "4 out of 5 dentists" ad. But you're all not remembering the ad correctly. It was for Trident gum, not toothpaste! 🤣😂
#8
Just So We're Clear
Liz Downing 9 months ago
Same. Well, actually I've never seen Magic Mike, so I'm just guessing that I'd prefer to watch Shrek for a 27th time.
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SmooshieFries 9 months ago
I love the movie The Full Monty! The ending is definitely the best part!
Tabitha 9 months ago
Talk about dad bods, am I right? They totally MADE that movie.
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Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
I pick a dad bod with a sense of humor and kind personality who likes to hang out and watch movies and eat snacks over someone who is in peak physical condition and a complete d**k who devotes most time to working out and constantly thinking he is being checked out. I think I would choose anyone else over that person actually.
pineapple87 9 months ago
This. While I definitely wouldn't mind having a partner who's fit, experience tells me that the vast majority of gym bros are d1ckheads.
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 9 months ago
I would be sort of worried if Sherks underage major audience watched him with sexual intent...
Analyn Lahr 9 months ago
Magic Mike was boring, in my opinion. The dancing was fine but the plot...I didn't care for it.
#9
Lottery
Huddo's sister 9 months ago
'The great thing about playing lotto in Australia is that winners can choose to remain anonymous and keep their privacy, unlike in the United States where winners don't have such a choice, and are often thrown into a media circus.' Pulled from Google. I actually thought they weren't allowed to publish them at all though.
Sally Moen 9 months ago
Well in my state, your name and the jackpot amount is made public, but people get around that by waiting until the last days to collect. There is a deadline on lottery tickets. Other US states have different rules, I believe it is possible to be anonymous if you win in some states.
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Tobias Reaper 9 months ago
I wouldnt tell my family but there would be signs "why yes my toilet is gold"
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 9 months ago
"Why yes, that is my authentic Godzilla costume and an entire balsa wood miniature replica of Tokyo..."
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Joshua David 9 months ago
My dad gave me a trick million dollar lotto ticket which spectacularly blew up in his face. None the wiser I look down and say not a winner because i knew he'd be asking for money. He was so let down in many ways.
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
That is such a mean trick. I remember it was always on America's Funniest Home Videos and I didn't think it was funny at all. My sister thought she won a scratch off once but that's because she is dumb as a rock. It said "match 3 numbers" and she interpreted that as "scratch 3 numbers" and thought she won all the prizes. She was 20.
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Otherwise, you'll have long-lost friends and family coming out of the woodwork. Easier to get an alias and move far, far away.
StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago (edited)
I don't blame him. There's always at least one dodgy relative that you don't even want them to know what city (or Country) you live in.
Memes perfectly fit the era of short-form content and visual content consumption. They can encapsulate an entire issue into one image, making them a preferred method of news delivery. Author and educator Kyla Scanlon summed it up perfectly: “Memes are visual. News articles are not.”
“Memes bring levity to the intensity of what we are experiencing,” Scanlon wrote in an article for Medium, adding that these images also hold enough power to “take a step back and reconsider.”
#10
That’s Smart Ngl
Michelle C 9 months ago
I imagine he’ll probably very happy to accept plenty of extra treats and perhaps a new toy as payment for his work!
Ms.GB 9 months ago
I have a dachshund that likes to watch me bake. I guess this is a sign that I should get him a little apron with whisks and spatulas.
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Cee Cee 9 months ago
Better behaved than my boys. Mad Max peed on my motorcycle tyre last time we were at the garage together.
Cyndielouwhoo 9 months ago
If course, everyone knows Mad Max loves his car!
Load More Replies... trixiefly11 9 months ago
He was already useful. You need companionship while working on cars and someone to hear your swears. I don't see bandages in that kit though.
Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
You couldn't pick a better apprentice if you had a lifetime to do it
#11
The Pain Is Real
Lee Banks 9 months ago
I once babysat a very bright and inquisitive toddler. He asked "What are these?" (pointing at teeth). We covered all aspects of human development, nutrition, herbivores/omnivores/carnivores, and evolution. After about an hour of "Why?", I gave up and told him "Because God said so."
Colleen Smith 9 months ago
I was just telling my son last night that my father had the patience of Job with this. He would continue to answer, every. single. question. until I was the one that was exhausted. He was a legend.
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Pink kitty 9 months ago
I thought toddlers were just learning the art of conversation and didn't care so much about the information received. If they say "why"people communicate with them and they like that
#12
How Many Of Us Have Similar Stories
Nimitz 9 months ago
When I was 21 I paid $700/mo while earning $8.95/hr for a unit that consumed $300/mo in utilities (very poor insulation and Canada). Now that I'm 40 and that place is listed for $2,100 after they put in a new stove and fridge, but they did not fix the insulation issues. And the property company still isn't including utilities. We need a Luigi for Landlords
Tabitha 9 months ago
Nah. We need to apply the working end of a ball peen hammer to the heads of greedy landlords like that. Maybe the brain damage will induce amnesia and turn them into nice people.
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Earthquake903 9 months ago
It's insane. I make 6 figures but I need help to pay rent, can't buy a house, live paycheck to paycheck....it's awful.
justagirl 9 months ago
wait, wait...if you make six figures and need help to pay rent...are all the minimum wage workers just...dying? I'm sorry i'm very concerned/confused.
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Real wages have mostly stagnated for the majority of workers since the 1970s, with economists saying the increase is around 0.7% over the past several decades, which has created the extreme income disparity. And prices continue to skyrocket.
Marie BellaDonna 9 months ago
My first apartment, in 1999, was a very poorly maintained shithole one bedroom that cost like $380 a month. I just looked them up. They have a different name now. But they're still shitholes, and they're still very poorly maintained. But now they're over $1000 a month. And that's AFTER the $50 application fee AND the $500 "Administration Fee" due at move-in, along with first and last. But on the upside, they apparently have a roach problem now. So at least anyone who moves in there will have plenty of friends to talk to! Gotta look for those silver linings!
Tabitha 9 months ago (edited)
No, he might be a great lawyer who prefers helping people to enriching himself, and does a lot of pro bono work defending people who can’t afford a good lawyer. You know, not your typical ambulance chasing bottom feeding sleazebag shyster.
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#13
Ahh Yes, The Ol' Landlord Special
Pandasizing World Peace 9 months ago
I hid ceiling stains in an old house we lived in by painting the stains in a sky blue paint that made the unstained parts of the white ceiling look like clouds, with patches of blue sky peeking through. It was really cool looking!
#14
Do They Really Exist
Auntriarch 9 months ago
They are the partner who snores, which is why the other one takes an hour or so
Ivo H 9 months ago
As a partner who snores, I can confirm, when I put myself in horizontal position, I’m asleep in seconds. Often whether I want to or not.
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Zaach 9 months ago
What is scary to me is that while I am laying there waiting to go to sleep, is I may actually be sleeping during some of those 2 hours. I normally wake up with some dream stuff fading - your 1st few hours of sleep are deep w/o dreams so I can't tell if I was present for all those hours or I am only awake for those few moments I look at the clock
Elaine Dodge 9 months ago (edited)
Those who, at a reasonable hour, and after a cup of warm milk or chamomile tea, have a hot bath, turn off all the lights, except the bedside lamp, read a physical book for an hour, (NOT an ebook or anything on your phone or tablet and leave the device in another room) switch out the light, and do a gentle guided meditation. It will probably take less then 5 mins to fall asleep. Do this every night. Make it a ritual. Your body and mind gets so used to it, it's waiting to fall asleep very quickly. Doing exercise every day also helps. As does not eating too much or too close to bed time. Don't eat anything 3 hours before bed.
Kat Alison 9 months ago
That bedtime ritual sounds like it would take a long time, though.
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Margaret H 9 months ago
This unfortunate human has been known to lean against a wall and go instantly to sleep standing up, no medication needed.
#15
Greatest Dragonslayer
Camber Hollywood 9 months ago
Nobody. All that poor feller needs is to be listened to and understood.
Lilli Belisle 9 months ago
Maybe Trump can negotiate with him and maybe send him to Ukraine as a 'peace' envoy. He would make Putin so happy. I feel for Zelenski, he has to slay the dragon! Sorry, upset about what Trump did to Zelen ski today!!!!!😒😥😥😥
StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago (edited)
As an aside: What film is that dragon in? I so want to watch it. Edit: looked for it and I ended up on a dragon theme wallpaper/desktop background Site. :(
Now, it’s your turn to give insights. Why do you think memes have remained relevant in the last decade since they entered the mainstream? Are they really an effective form of expression? Share your thoughts in the comments!
#16
Financial Trick
Corvus 9 months ago
"Bankers hate her! This woman has discovered an amazing trick to raise money for a new car!"
Moana Manana 9 months ago
I read that once an told my family about it. Everytime someone "can't find something" I shout out "FIVE DOLLARS" and they try extra hard, and would ya think, they find it.
Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 9 months ago
That's probably what OP's wife was hoping would happen.
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Crikey! (ho/hum) 9 months ago
I wanna be there when it dawns on him that his wife is going around the place hiding his stuff. She's technically a low-level ransomer.
#17
Thanks Google
Tabitha 9 months ago
Except how to not kowtow to despots and change the name of a very well-known body of water, while everyone else is calling it by its ordinal, and correct, name.
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StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
Unless they're in the UK. A sh*t ton of all our road workers/Civil Engineers wear that colour to work, lol. 6C8A991_66...fb921f.jpg 
Bryan Wright 9 months ago
By the time they cotton on you could have aged by 10 years and be in a totally different country.
#18
Saving Up
The Queen Of France 9 months ago
And the facial expression says that they have no more f*cks to give.
#19
Lolll
Michael Largey 9 months ago (edited)
What would those two possibly have in common? Oh, yeah, they're both convicted felons, aren't they?
#20
Imagine
Barbara Wilcock 9 months ago
Put him in one of those overcrowded Brazilian prison, let's see how he copes with rape there
Daune Tullina 9 months ago
He and his brothwr are in aflorida now. What a shocker /s
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Panda Kicki 9 months ago
No. Just no. Dont start to mix visual appearance with inner value. Shaming on looks keeps feeding the trope that good looking persons are nice and ugly people bad. Bash his actions, not his looks.
LillieMean 9 months ago
It's good that America cleaned up at least some of its garbage from polluting Europe.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 9 months ago
You are welcome...can we return to sender, serious inquiry...
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Robert Millar 9 months ago
That's the look you have when you catch your reflection in a shop window and realize you've left your chin at home.
The Scout 9 months ago
Depending on whom you ask - either the saviour of masculinity and business genius, or a rapist, sexist, convicted human trafficker and idol of the incel movement. Any sane person tends to the second view, but unfortunately he has a lot of fans.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 9 months ago
These disgusting specimens are back in the US (why Romania, why?) Tate recently posted on X: “The Tates will be free, Trump is the president. The good old days are back. And they will be better than ever. Hold on.”
#21
Right?
Chewie Baron 9 months ago
He broke up with Helena a few years ago so she no longer appears in his movies.
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Ayo
cj be like 9 months ago
He is MUCH better as John wick/shadow the hedgehog
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Giles McArdell 9 months ago
I did enjoy the Bill and Ted reboot but I think Keanu has forgotten how to smile, in the original films he had a wonderful cheeky smile. Too much time playing Mr Serious John Wick I suspect.
#23
Casualties Of War
#24
No Food? No Photos!
Amy 9 months ago
It’s also written into most contracts that they’ll be fed. 8 hours on your feet and no food - those are not gonna be good photos!
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David Jeffery 9 months ago
Not sure about this one. If he was a friend and doing it for free - and maybe a meal - then fair enough. If he was a professional, then he was getting paid, so not cool dude
Doug Moyer 9 months ago
Such a petty move denying him food because he's just "staff" or whatever...
Mike F 9 months ago
It shouldn't be necessary to put in the contract. You can bet your @ss that the couple would have asked the photogs to move heaven and earth to make their "special, magical day" perfect, ie changing dress colors, omitting people from shots...
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Trophy Husband 9 months ago
Most weddings do not feed the staff. I actually did, but it's not the norm and unless it's in his contact, he could get sued for a lot over that.
#25
$800 Car
Lyoness 9 months ago
This is why I love my beater and will drive that b*tch into the ground. It's cost me about 0.08 cents a km so far (plus gas) and I figured she's got at least 2 more years in her, so I expect that'll get even lower.
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 9 months ago
Amen to that. I've got a 2009 with 245K miles. My favorite thing is to park close to bad parkers. Go ahead, ding my door.
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Upstaged75 9 months ago
Mine too! It has hail and rust damage and I will happily ding your door if you park like an a$$hole. :)
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BeKind&Rewind 9 months ago
My nephew kept commenting on how his mom's new car has this and that and how my car isn't as nice etc. I said "You know what else your mom's car has? A PAYMENT"
Joshua David 9 months ago (edited)
40 k rides? The bones minimum for a car in the US is now 60k (new). Let that sink in.
Bryan Wright 9 months ago
I would upvote this ( I think ), If I knew what the hell they were saying.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Back in the 70's, with high school students in the car, our driving instructor explained to us that if we are planning to cut someone off in traffic, choose an expensive car. That driver will stop, whereas someone driving a beater won't skip a beat.
#26
Oh Hell Yeah... Windows Xp
Earonn - 9 months ago
Darling, I am old enough to have used a mechanical typewriter. Go way, you baby.
April Pickett 9 months ago
Way, way older, and proud of it. I used a typewriter, and carbon paper, wrote cursive, could tell time on an analog clock, and played outside with my friends.
Tabitha 9 months ago
Aww honey, I remember using Windows 1.0 in the computer lab at college back in 1985 (home computers were outrageously expensive, so out of range for most working folks, back then. Like $3000.00 in 1985 dollars, which is nearly $9000.00 today).
Elizabeth Etzel 9 months ago
In 85, I took a computer class as my third language as a high school senior, English, Spanish, and Basic.
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Isabel Galvez 9 months ago (edited)
I learned how to type with a huge iron type writer in the basement of a church back in 1989.
Bill Swallow 9 months ago
I am this old: 'A:'. Not even 'C:\'. Actually, I tell a lie. I am this old: "{job card} //EXEC FWCLG //DATA DD * {rest of card deck}"
#27
Ouch!
Michael Largey 9 months ago
I had the same conversation when I deposited the check from my younger brother's estate.
Brenda 9 months ago
People have to choose the way their beneficiaries are paid. If they don't, the companies issuing the funds almost always automatically default to checks: not only does it create a paper trail, but it let's them keep the money slightly longer (earning interest) as it takes longer to issue checks & most banks put a hold on checks over a certain amount, until they are sure that the check is valid. This happened to me when hubby passed 😢
#28
Best Way To Fix This Problem
Earthquake903 9 months ago
I'd be the schmuck who got caught and arrested for criminal mischief
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
My first thought. Too many cameras and I'd end up doing this to a judge or the state prosecutor or chief of police's spouse
Load More Replies... Trophy Husband 9 months ago
That's technically vandalism, and you can get fined or sent to jail for that.
Michael Largey 9 months ago
This will just force those people to carry sharp knives. Not an optimal plan.
Barong 9 months ago
Sadly, these coin deposit shopping cart locks are uncommon in the US. We don’t have any coins of decent denominational value to make it worth while either. Because of this and laziness, shopping carts are free to wander the parking lots in a windstorm and ram unsuspecting vehicles as they wait for their drivers to return. People can walk for a mile within a store but upon reaching their car, the person is suddenly unable to walk any further and return their carts, like they planned and accounted for their maximum physical exertion down to the last step.
Load More Replies... Dr Jimmy 03 9 months ago
I have, for decades. Haven't deployed one yet, but tomorrow never knows...
#29
“We Haven’t Overthrew A Government Since 1954”
General Anaesthesia 9 months ago
I pledge allegiance to the banana and to the republik for which it stands.
Raymond Core 9 months ago
Read, 'The Fish That Ate the Whale' about the founder of United Fruit, Samuel Zemurray, using the American CIA to overthrow a legitimate Central American government so he could install a puppet government that gave his banana growing/exporting business special treatment.
Just Another Karen 9 months ago
please pleeeeeeease overthrow the 'bolso' family and their stooges
Vaa10 9 months ago
"bolso" family isn't in the power anymore. And if everything goes well some of them will be in jail before the end of the year
Load More Replies... Bryan Wright 9 months ago
I was hoping that first email was correct. A brand new Banana Republic just like the one in North America between Mexico and Canada.
#30
Printers Are A-Holes
Lady Eowyn 9 months ago
I am out of ink and my printer is flashing nasty lights at me. I wish it looked as cute as this one.
Marie BellaDonna 9 months ago
Me too! I don't need stuff printed that often anyway, so now when I do, I just go to my local library and do it there. It only costs a dime per page for B&W (25 cents for color), it supports my library, and someone else gets to worry about the technical headaches! I call that a win-win, lol!
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Hetal Vyas 9 months ago
Printing in black and white, Printer says it's out of cyan and magenta!!
#31
Wait....weed Smokers?
Raymond Core 9 months ago
The best one I ever saw was a Mexican guy in Dallas holding a sign saying, "Want to self-deport, need $5 for bus ticket". I saw him on three different corners in a month.
Mike F 9 months ago
We had one who's sign said "bet you can't hit me with a quarter".
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 9 months ago
Atheism is not a religion. Unless you belief that invisible is a color.
Michael Largey 9 months ago
They baptize you by pouring bong water over your head.
Load More Replies... Crikey! (ho/hum) 9 months ago
My limited analysis of this suggests that ALL (I'm being generous) religions are happy to give money to feel less guilt, yet NO religion cares enough to give shelter.
cj be like 9 months ago
exactly. christians were drawn in by the promise of status and gave a couple dollars just to feel better about themselves. I know not all christians are like this but there are definitely some like this
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#32
Hand Him His P H O N E !
Jan Rosier 9 months ago (edited)
did that when I still had my motorcycle, used to be a thingy on a motorcylce forum : 'lucky sevens', iow all numbers, incl the daytripper, showing sevens
Huddo's sister 9 months ago
There is an ad for a car brand or car insurance ( not a very good one clearly, since I can't remember which) in Australian tv that shows a lot of people getting excited about this, or reaching the next 0 number. I personally never notice mine.
Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 9 months ago
I've just been given a brand new truck at work, and I can't put into words how annoyed I am that someone reset the trip meter when they delivered it. Why!!!
#33
Do You Agree?
Lilybdcsa 9 months ago
Dang! I never thought of that. I'm tellling my husband. (We're both 70s)
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Was in my 30's in the 80's, back when there was still hope we'd make it out alive.
Tabitha 9 months ago (edited)
Better yet, take a look at movies made back in the 1920s and 1930s. Some of the mothers of small children (like 3 or 4 years old) were made to look downright matronly, and they couldn’t have been more than a couple years past 40. But when you factor in the way life was back then, pollution, smoking being acceptable everywhere, drinking to excess being the norm in some professions, and comparable ignorance of how our bodies age, and it’s easier to understand why people used to age faster. Hell, when Social Security was set up, most men were not expected to draw it for very many years before dying. Now we have people who retire in their 60s and start new careers or end up collecting their check for a full third of their lives, because they end up living to 100 and beyond. I’m 64 now, and when I was 40 I looked like I was barely 30. I can only imagine that, with advancements in medical science, plus learning more about aging and taking proper care of ourselves to slow down the aging process, we’ll have 60 year olds in the future who look and feel, and are as healthy as, 25 or 30 year olds now.
#34
Listen To Her
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
When someone brings up this pseudo-science BS, and I'm trapped while they drone on, I sing lalalalalalalalala really loud in my head.
Toothless Feline 9 months ago
Only in your head? Doing it aloud is far more satisfying and entertaining.
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Annabel Again 9 months ago
The mom is trying to deter her child from getting involved with somebody who does birth charts. To calculate the rest of your chart you need to know where you were born and at what time as specifically as possible.
Princess Potato 9 months ago
well in some countries the couples check their star charts together before getting married, its like, Our fate is written on this piece of paper, we will only marry if our star charts match' thingy, so, umm, yeah,,, smth like that...
#35
Gotta Play To Win
Lyoness 9 months ago
How is this girl finding out who you're dating? Because no doubt it's deliberate.
Tabitha 9 months ago
Or a very, VERY small town. I’m amazed they’re all not also related to each other a little too closely.
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StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
Must be a friend or a female relative, otherwise that's a wild coinkidink.
Michael Largey 9 months ago
Sounds like an ideal double date opportunity for the four of them.
Binny Tutera 9 months ago
Happened to me- but at least she ended up as round as she was tall, been through 3 dead beat hubs and had 5 children under 7.
#36
Doctor
Chuckie 9 months ago
the doctor/technician is exposed to it many many many times a day, everyday. thats the point.
Tom Brincefield 9 months ago
Last root canal I had, they x-rayed few tooth before the procedure. They put the heavy protective vest on me, but didn't leave the room. They went to take another x-ray after the procedure, and put the vest on me again, and I asked them why they weren't leaving, since their exposure was more than mine. They said it was a new process, didn't have any scattering from the picture, completely safe. I asked why I was getting the vest. They said if they didn't use it, patients complained and just putting on the vest was faster than explaining.
SkippityBoppityBoo 9 months ago
After the amount of X-rays, CT scans and MRIs I've had? I'm slightly disappointed that I haven't developed Superpowers! Surely I should be a comic book villain plotting against Batman or something by now! 😄
#37
You Know What? I Never Thought Of It That Way
Surly Scot 9 months ago
The dogs showed up looking for a job, the cats showed up to become management.
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Wintermute 9 months ago
Other way around. Dogs don't deserve us. But they let it slide. They're cool that way.
cogadh 9 months ago
Mine was. The most loyal, adorable, fun-loving and terrifying monster there ever was. I miss him every day.
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Granted, humans have caused serious mutations in dogs, but not so sure if humans invented them, since it was wolves who befriended humans. It was an easier source of food scraps than hunting.
#38
What A Time To Be Alive
Ace 9 months ago
Medieval peasants actually worked something very very close to 365 days a year. In this case the 150 days is referring to the amount of their tie they had to work, without being paid, for their feudal lord, the rest of the time they spent working to feed themselves.
David 9 months ago
This is a long discredited myth. It was invented by a sociologist, Schor, in 1991, and historians have been trying to correct it ever since. This is blatantly false. The sociologist look at one document from Medieval England, made assumptions. The document from the 1300s was about how much labor the farmer (only was farmers, no other workers) did to cover their feudal dues to their lord. That did not take into account the production of food for themselves, earning a living etc. She took one data point, and then falsely made the claim that those 150 days were all the work they did. It was not. In fact Schor cited Greg Clark, a UC Davis Economist for her data on the work hours. Clark has claimed for years she misunderstood his data and in when this meme went popular, he published a paper showing it was 300 days of work (52 Sundays off plus a few festival days (https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/ehr.12528)
Ace 9 months ago
And you can bet your bottom dollar that on Sundays they were still doing lots of stuff. Cows don't milk themselves, grinding wheat to make flour to make bread doesn't happen by magic, etc. and sewing and mending clothes didn't stop just because it was god''s day.
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All profits to charity 9 months ago
I’m too exhausted to even rebut this nonsense. Also, Granny could probably kick our modern weak butts. They worked HARD.
Mike F 9 months ago
Great Granny would whoop the butts of any body building individual out there. The raised a bunch of kids by herself. She gardened everything they ate. Imagine getting up at dawn's early crack and preparing breakfast for her kids, then going out to work in "the garden" (that was several acres), then come back to prepare lunch. Then BACK out to work until time to prepare supper. Unless you have done it, hoeing a garden is back breaking work. Those old ladies worked, long and hard.
Load More Replies... Susie Elle 9 months ago (edited)
Well, yes, but the days they DID work were probably from sunrise to sunset and filled with heavy labour. Also I doubt they didn't do ANYTHING for the remaining days, because they probably had animals to tend to as well? I dunno though
Crikey! (ho/hum) 9 months ago
I also have less chance of being burned as a witch. Some you win, some you lose.
#39
Something To Think About
Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 9 months ago (edited)
That the health of the economy is important. That all our problems are caused by the jobless and not by people who earn huge amounts of money at jobs that destroying our environment and our societies. That newsrooms should ask business leaders for their opinion on anything.
Toothless Feline 9 months ago
The health of the economy *is* important. It’s just that the signs we think are signs of a healthy economy ain’t necessarily so. Understanding of the (relatively newly) global economy is still in the “medieval medicine” stage. We can recognize sickness, but we still think it’s caused by “demons”, “bad air” and “humour imbalance”.
Load More Replies... Dawn Marie 9 months ago
The lie that many in the U. S. public are still believing is that Marmalade Head is good the country. We now have sky rocketing inflation, massive layoffs, higher rates of illnesses that we at one time almost irradicated. We no longer have any privacy what so ever as the SCOTUS has granted that the President and Musk can have access to our records from the IRS plus they have granted the President further immunity from future action he may commit. I am so done.
Michael Largey 9 months ago
Good post, but now I can never eat marmalade again.
Load More Replies... Lyoness 9 months ago
That democracy is reliable? Karma is guaranteed? Our justice system works?
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Auntriarch 9 months ago
Growth is good. We've known the size of the planet for some time now...
Sky Render 9 months ago
The biggest lie is that any of what is, was or will be means anything beyond what we ascribe to it. Meaning is an afterthought at best, and futile to assume exists for why anything happens.
Toothless Feline 9 months ago
Bingo. The idea that anything has an ultimate cosmic “purpose” is grade-A bullshït.
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Caught In The Act
Michael Largey 9 months ago
I remember this teacher. Miss Joanna McLane. I think about her every Christmas. To pass he class, you had to Try Hard.
Polly Fukuhara 9 months ago
I had a science teacher set up some mirrors on his desk so he could watch students while they took a test. No one knew. He looked like he was reading a book. The next day he said he was very surprised at who did the cheating.
#41
And I'm Only 25
#42
France
Pernille 9 months ago
I think someone else are currently setting records in being a crappy neighbour.
Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 9 months ago
Here in Europe Chernobyl disaster hit all the same, even if it was quite far. Btw many years ago italian citizens voted NO to nuclear plants, but we are very close to countries which do have them. The only difference is that we don't have to store nuclear waste but the situation could change (and nuclear waste from somewhere else has been found to have been loaded on old ships which are then sinked on purpose, not far from southern Italy shores. Organized crime behind this)
Verena 9 months ago (edited)
The Belgians returned the favour to the Netherlands. Doel is built almost on the border, not in good shape and all young people in my Dutch region (Zeeuws-Vlaanderen, Zealandish Flanders) got jodium tablets sent to them, to be taken as protection in case that thing starts to fail.
Keith Handly (Ike) 9 months ago
I don't know why this one persists. This plant was literally built in cooperation with the Belgians with the idea that France would sell them power. It is literally being a good neighbor.
Missy VanWinkle 9 months ago (edited)
Attended an EUCG meeting about 25 years ago with people working in nuclear energy in France. Turns out other nearby countries ASKED them to build plants and run them to provide energy back to them. Seems fair.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
It's on the Southern Walloon end, which is fortunate since the Northern Flemish don't trust the French-speakers.
#43
Really Americans Do This?
KnightOwl 9 months ago
I tried this once when my kettle broke. I took a tiny sip and it was so disgusting that i immediately poured it down the sink. I'd rather die of dehydration than drink that. It definitely tastes different and is an insult to proper tea.
Sven Grammersdorf 9 months ago
Sounds like you need to clean your microwave
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Nannychachi 9 months ago
Exactly what I do. And, I always keep my cup on a candle warmer so it stays nice and hot.
Load More Replies... Surly Scot 9 months ago (edited)
Electric kettle and hot water bottle have been essential in my life. Kettle to make tea, hot water bottles, quick boiled water to add to a pot of dry pasta (are americans seriously boiling cold water from scratch on the stove?), if the heating/boiler broke down i'd use the kettle and pots on the stove to make enough hot water for a bath. Hot water bottle helped survive endometriosis, general period pains, scoliosis pain, sciatic pain, migraines, cold nights when the heating broke...the list goes on.
trixiefly11 9 months ago
I mean obviously the ones who use the microwave to make tea, don't actually enjoy tea. We do it because we only very rarely ever drink it. Why get a kettle, electric or otherwise, for something we rarely ever drink. Personally, I just heat it up in a small pot, when I bother making it.
George Costanza 9 months ago
We don't drink enough tea to need a kettle. We drink mostly coffee, for which a kettle is useless.
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Jamie Greco 9 months ago
I do not. But, I use a tea kettle on the stove and you plug in a tea boiler on your counter. Now who’s laughing?
#44
Professionals Have Standard
Maria Evripidou 9 months ago
he wan't evil until he found about the letter. Then he was a villain
StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
"There's a rat in ma kitchen, what am I gonna do...?" Sorry, reminded me of the UB40 song. ☺
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Heck, I'm not convinced Thanos was evil. 9 billion people predicted by 2050 as we rapidly run out of habitable land.
rullyman 9 months ago
Overpopulation is a fascist myth. We have enough food, water, and housing for everyone on earth. There are more empty properties than homeless people and one third of food produced is thrown away. Only 5% of the UK is built on. If everyone lived at the same population density as Paris, the entire world population could fit in the state of Texas. Wake up.
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True Story
OpheliaPoe 9 months ago
I love how they completely omitted his attempt at inserting himself into the rescue from the movie about the 13 people trapped in a cave.
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Gypsy Lee 9 months ago
Let's be honest here, some people never learn due to their gigantic ego getting in the way. Mostly orange people who drive Teslas.
cj be like 9 months ago
or red people from florida (well a specific part of them is red)
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Harsh
Cathy Jo Baker 9 months ago
Go big or go home... yeah, I have food at home, my comfy sofa is at home, nobody bugging me is at my home... how is go big or go home even a choice?
#47
LOL
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 9 months ago
It's probably the vent for the plumbing, which typically pops out on the roof somewhere. The sun is probably hitting just right, this causing a brief, glowing effect. That or someone dropped their flashlight.
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#48
That Meme
B Hobbs 9 months ago
You may be correct, but they are close enough to make me smile.
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#49
How Good Is Your Math?
Michael Largey 9 months ago
This is an example of Russell's Paradox concerning self-referential sets. (If you look it up, on Wikipedia, scroll down to the "Informal presentation" section.)
bigfoot 9 months ago
Technically, since two of the answer choices are the same, we can cancel out D so that 25% is only one option. This leaves us with 3 answer choices, which means that if we were to pick 1 out of 3 answer choices at random (1/3), we have a 33% chance to get it correct. Which isn't on the paper so either I'm an idiot or the test-maker is...
Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 9 months ago (edited)
Twice 25%? What mathematical trick am I missing here? Btw I would actually say a or d because I guess I have one chance out of four to be correct
TheGayUmbrella 9 months ago
there's two 25s which makes 50, but if 50 is the correct answer than the answer goes back to 25%, and so on.
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#50
One Of The Best Arguments For Capitalism I’ve Ever Seen
Verfin22 9 months ago
But they all got it right. None of them looks like that when you order it.😆
Joshua David 9 months ago
U right. Closest one to look like pic is prolly popeyes.
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OWL ON A MISSION 9 months ago
So many different choices of fast food restaurants but they are all serving the same thing, so no innovation at all.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
This is an example of variation, not innovation. The correct answer is, Capitalism breeds contempt.
Dragons Exist 9 months ago
But there is a lot of variety here? Breaded v fried, smooth-bun v the ones with notches, with and without toppings, etc. It's a chicken sandwich, how much innovation do you want from it
Alex Kreitner 9 months ago
Yeah, I'm a little confused, too. Are they implying that capitalism reached such a successful point where it bred the same garbage in every store? Or are they pointing out the obvious fact that it just means everyone does the same thing and markets it differently?
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#51
Useless…
Corvus 9 months ago
Ugh, this again? Being an Olympic swimmer does NOT grant you immunity to having accidents while in the water and drowning because of them. Muscle cramps, for example, can happen to anyone.
Raymond Core 9 months ago
Well, you do get a great seat at the olympics and get paid to hang out, to boot.
Child of the Stars 9 months ago (edited)
Anyone who thinks that an Olympic lifeguard is useless is too young to remember Greg Lougenis (I think that's the correct spelling).
Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 9 months ago
I do remember Greg Louganis. He also was HIV positive but did not tell at the time. Doctors and rescuers had his blood all over them. Not fair of him, they did not know they should have been tested
Load More Replies... trixiefly11 9 months ago
The joke is only a little funny because the lifeguard looks bored to s**t.
RedHairedDragon 9 months ago
Wasn't it just two Olympics ago that the lifeguards had to save an athlete?
#52
Landlords Suck
David Jeffery 9 months ago
A dancing roach. Doesn't look like it was f*****g. Though it may have been on a promise before being painted over.
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Michael Fernandez 9 months ago
Almost all repeats, but honestly I don’t mind, as my so-called president just embarrassed the U.S. on the international stage today and I need a distraction.
Lucas 9 months ago (edited)
Awful wasn't it? He wasn't alone though - Vance and that weird numpty asking about Zelenskyy's clothes (what the eff? Go cover fashion shows mate) joined him. Trump needs to be reminded about the Budapest Memorandum.
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Michael Fernandez 9 months ago
Almost all repeats, but honestly I don’t mind, as my so-called president just embarrassed the U.S. on the international stage today and I need a distraction.
Lucas 9 months ago (edited)
Awful wasn't it? He wasn't alone though - Vance and that weird numpty asking about Zelenskyy's clothes (what the eff? Go cover fashion shows mate) joined him. Trump needs to be reminded about the Budapest Memorandum.
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