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Every time I land in a corner of the internet where no one's arguing, fighting or calling each other names, I savor it. And the subreddit "What's Wrong With Your Dog?" is as pure as they can get.

Like we showed in our first publication on this online community, it's a place where people post pictures of their pets "malfunctioning". I mean, sure, some of them clearly haven't gone through the "Sit" manual and others might need to update their urge control drivers but no error makes these derps anything less than a good boy or a good girl.

Continue scrolling and tell me you're not feeling calmer with each image. I dare you.

#1

The Sad Face He Gives Me When He Can't Sit In My Lap While I Drive

The Sad Face He Gives Me When He Can't Sit In My Lap While I Drive

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River Webb
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how could you possibly say no to that?

Monday
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the perfect example of why we need self-driving cars!

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's what you think...that dog is actually sad because you won't let him drive

Louloubelle
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just hope it wouldn't turn that face on me for treats. That one I'd give in to. What a sweetie pie.

Monic Krugell
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you could now only teach him to make that face to any traffic police officer then you'd be golden

Francis
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, don't put your dog in a crate or at least in the footroom or don't have any other security for him.. if you have an accident your doggo will go through the front window...

Valley Girl
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to be "that person" cuz I used to let my dog ride on my shoulder like a parrot, but my husband had an accident with my Pomeranian in the car. He was OK, but all of the windows were busted out. I had to leave work(business casual) in August heat, we looked and screamed for her for hours. It was a terrible intersection of highway and country road, exit ramps, ditches, farms. I finally begged a fire fighter to come wrench the crumpled door open to see if she was smashed in there. Come to find out she was under the seat in shock and couldn't make a sound to let us know. They had to cut through the seat to get her out. No major injuries. Just a warning friends, you do no want this! Please crate dogs in the car!

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Tamra Stiffler
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That face! This is, hands-down, the cutest thing I've seen all month!

Samantha PandaNotBored
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I’m broken for him . 😭😭😭😭🤦‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Alexia
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pleeeeease? Pretty pleeeeease???...

Monica Hayes
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

agree with most folks here....cute dog but , drives me nutz when i see a dog in the lap of a driver...WTF!! be safe please, for everyone 😕

GoddessOdd
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if you got him one of those old kiddie car seats with the little steering wheel. He could pretend to drive and beep the horn and stuff until you could park and let him "drive" the big car

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    #2

    This Feeling

    This Feeling

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same reaction.

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only living creature that HATES this thingy and the feeling it creates? my cats, my partner, our both parents, our siblings ALL our friends love it..

    Angie Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wish is for all animals to have this feeling of happiness.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty much how I feel about my head tickler.

    Barbara Cass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look just like that when I use those!

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    Bored Panda got in touch with just-a-traveler, the person who created the subreddit back in 2015, and they were kind enough to tell us more about it. "I made this subreddit because dogs are goofs. Pure hearted, lovable goofs," just-a-traveler said.

    "I wanted that folks could have a place to share their [moments from their goof's life] while the rest of us gather around, point and laugh," the Redditor explained.

    Since our last article, "What's Wrong With Your Dog?" has crossed the 1 million-member mark and currently has over 1.3 million followers.

    #3

    She Always Goes Like This When I Take Out The Nail Clipper

    She Always Goes Like This When I Take Out The Nail Clipper

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    Tai Dallen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww she knows what's coming. There there pupper.

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was she raised around cats?

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "haha you think you can cut my nails, think again?!"

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are big dogs dig too much; they don't need their nails clipped... Ever. Our little dogs, however, see the clippers come out and they run!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used a pedi-paw, a little grinding wheel, they can't hurt even if they pull away

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older dog goes and hides in the very back of the large crate we have. However, I always start with the younger dog, and the older one eventually comes out to bark at me in defense of her baby sister...lol. Dogs are awesome.

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    #4

    He's Clearly Unhappy With His New Outfit

    He's Clearly Unhappy With His New Outfit

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    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks JUST LIKE Max from The Grinch though!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So was Max when the Grinch put the same thing on his head.

    Jeri Woodrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGOSH he looks like the Grinch!

    DAISY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOESN'T HE REMIND YOU OF THE GRINCH DOG?!

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    #5

    The Shelter Said She Was Shy And Wouldn't Want To Be Around Us Much... But This Is What I Wake Up To Every Day

    The Shelter Said She Was Shy And Wouldn't Want To Be Around Us Much... But This Is What I Wake Up To Every Day

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows she's safe. Home is good. Love is better.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't you just love it when they snore beside you- that's known as security love and comfort!

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the exact same experience with one of my dogs. Foster family said he'd just kinda live in the house. Was very independent and never made a sound. Well, Earl is GLUED to me at all times, loves cuddles and is the loudest being on earth.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because she finally feels safe!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She hadn't find the right family yet!!

    Spack Jarrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shelter ladies said I probably may never touch that 4 months young cat I got as a playmate for my other rescued kitten. He was the most unwanted kitten and had to move from one foster home to another because other cats bullied him too. 😢 Today I would leave him for a minute (getting a coffee or ...) and he will act as if I'm never petting that poor kitty! Slept on my pillow the very first night, can't get enough of cuddling and sometimes I think he is a plushie and he never ever scratched me! He's furever home since 14 years now! I met the shelter lady 3 weeks after adoption and she asked if I have already seen the cat, because when she brought him, he hid behind the washing machine. I told her we're nonstop cuddling and he only sleeps when I hug him. And so I got another happy hug from the shelter lady 😍♡ Always #AdoptDontShop! They all are sooo sweet! (Adopting shelter pets since 1996 without any regrets!)

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. My "shy" cat does the same. He's currently sleeping on my feet and I can't move. 😂

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    Karla Nelsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on you! There's nothing like waking up to a beautiful face like that!!!

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    "I wanted that folks could have a place to share their [moments from their goof's life] while the rest of us gather around, point and laugh," just-a-traveler explained.

    But people aren't laughing at the pooches, they're laughing with them. Like we mentioned before, r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog isn't taunting the dogs or their owners. It doesn't allow posts about injured or dead dogs—as much as people might be heartbroken, it's just not the place for this content. Breed hate and other kinds of (verbal) abuse aren't tolerated either.

    #6

    They've Shared A Crate For Years So I Sold My Second Crate Long Ago. They Recently Started Refusing To Share The Crate So I Bought A New Crate Two Days Ago And Here We Are Today

    They've Shared A Crate For Years So I Sold My Second Crate Long Ago. They Recently Started Refusing To Share The Crate So I Bought A New Crate Two Days Ago And Here We Are Today

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're messing with you.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they had an argument and fell out but now they have made friends again .

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its nice to share a space... knowing you have your own space....

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are just as horrible as cats sometimes. My cats never sleep together, got 2 baskets and guess what ... yep, together on a chair.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest i understand them! I don't mind to be around others to sit or even nap but when i need my night sleep i want everyone to get the hell out of my bed! Or they just want to show you that your furniture is theirs now!

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that you've made into a den for them. Lucky pups.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs are like that with toys. They only have value if someone else wants it!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years I had two little rescue dogs, one of them a puppy mill rescue who had lived 12 years in a tiny cage. I provide hospice care, and don't crate my dogs, usually, but these two loved crates, so I set them up just like this, with the doors open. The little puppy mill dog would wait until I left the room, and run and climb in with her blind brother, like she was doing something wrong. Poor lamb. Those two shared a crate for years, but I left both of them up. so little Meg could pretend she was getting away with something.

    Georgina Cochrane-Dyet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't. Stop. Laughing! Got to love them the cheeky rascals! ; )

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    #7

    Wakes Me At 5am For Her Walk. This Is The Walk

    Wakes Me At 5am For Her Walk. This Is The Walk

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A critter like this is the only thing I would get up a 5am for any kind of walk!

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say morning walk. I say morning drag. 🤨

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not seeing the problem here

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a good back skritch on the grass stubble is part of every good walk.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, is there any other way?🐾

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mini Aussie, too! She has to roll in anything and all things smelly!

    Laurent Voegelin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that is a reason to get up early

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    #8

    Tick Tock Clarice...

    Tick Tock Clarice...

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know nothing about fashion Susan! This is trendy"

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest in Paris, Milan... and everywhere else.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should make a bowl out of it, so he can .metaphorically drink out of the skulls of his enemies.

    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's his work cap... He is a thinking doggo

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like an old school fighter piolet

    asdrubale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is Muttley from Stop The Pigeon Cartoon!!!

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the dog took being the ball too literally. 😆

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    "I made a similar subreddit for cats [and Bored Panda already featured it], but the people are passionate about pups too, so when the world gets you down, visit us for eye candy and soul solace."

    When it comes to causes of the most popular dog 'malfunctions', just-a-traveler said that mirrors and farts (both their own and their human's) are prime candidates. "Dogs will also sleep in any position as if their bones were jello. They have zero shame and are the best creatures on the planet," just-a-traveler concluded.

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    #9

    How My Dogs Prefer To Nap...

    How My Dogs Prefer To Nap...

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to shut your partner for snoring too loud...

    lotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brush your teeth, man. it stinks in here....

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really bothers me for some reason

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog breathe to a whole new level.lol

    Frankie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gonna breathe in way too much carbon monoxide

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    #10

    This Is Lor’s Hole He’s Been Working On For Years, Think He’s Finally Got It Perfect

    This Is Lor’s Hole He’s Been Working On For Years, Think He’s Finally Got It Perfect

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    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has one under the deck and stares creepily when I walk up. Huge dog, head peering out from under the bottom step. F****n lurker, lol.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha - I used to have a cat I called The Lurker :)

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a grave 🤭 …. Why is he looking at you like that 💩

    Eli Rockwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: "Now its time to dig the tunnels..."

    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a dog once who dug a basement to her dog house. We didn't know it until we couldn't find her. After several minutes of calling, she finally, reluctantly, came out of her basement. We never did figure out what she did with all the dirt, but it took two truckloads of dirt to fill the hole when we moved.

    Margareta Hagman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love that he is allowed to have his hole

    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow what dedication! Such a good boy!

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    #11

    Double Jointed

    Double Jointed

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dreamed I was a rotisserie chicken

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? How is that physically possible?

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want some chicken now... oh, wait - that's cannibalism, isn't it? 🤣🐔

    RobD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like roast chicken

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say there is no such thing as double jointed, they obviously have not seen this doggy.

    Jill Tremblay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually looks pretty comfortable

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    #12

    I Heard A Noise In The Pantry. This Fool Was In There Eating A Bag Of Raw Flour And Is Now Shocked That His Mouth Is Full Of Dough, And He Looks Like He Just Spent The Night Out On A Cocaine Bender

    I Heard A Noise In The Pantry. This Fool Was In There Eating A Bag Of Raw Flour And Is Now Shocked That His Mouth Is Full Of Dough, And He Looks Like He Just Spent The Night Out On A Cocaine Bender

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    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's doe-eyed and now he's dough mouthed too.

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to put your flour in a dog proof container. He's a cutie 😊

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me introduce to my little friend....

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically, his mouth is full of paper mache, not dough.😀

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work hard for this. I want you to know that...

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Donnie! Smoke crack with me bro!

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    #13

    He Heard The Treat Bag Open

    He Heard The Treat Bag Open

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    Laurent Voegelin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture could cheer up the dead.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the dog version of this meme guy. :D this-guy-6...c20179.jpg this-guy-6155d63c20179.jpg

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's hear any bag open and they hope and pray that it's the treat bag while they all come running for it!

    Lilyian Cutsforth
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    4 years ago

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    axolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kids when i open a cheetos jumbo bag

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm comin mammy - I sorry that I made you wait!"

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    #14

    This Is The Ridiculous Face Pepper Makes After Getting Peanut Butter

    This Is The Ridiculous Face Pepper Makes After Getting Peanut Butter

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    Laly Lynch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that Pepper has his/her own pepper.

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smile is addictive. I love that face ❤️

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you blame Pepper? And Pepper is 8 months and 47 lbs. and as tall as a yardstick. Yay!

    Weim Central
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the height and weight notations like a child.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get her a big jar of peanut butter.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reincarnated standup comedian. Adorable.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's cute but the durn stuff is stuck to the roof of my mouff!

    Rui
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face when i get a win in war zone

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    #15

    This Little Lady Wasn't Even Ours.. She Jumped Into Our Boat From Another. She Got Trevor To Rub Her Belly And Me To Give Up My Captain's Hat In Under A Minute. Who Doesn't Love Dogs?!?

    This Little Lady Wasn't Even Ours.. She Jumped Into Our Boat From Another. She Got Trevor To Rub Her Belly And Me To Give Up My Captain's Hat In Under A Minute. Who Doesn't Love Dogs?!?

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admiral Doggo is on the bridge! Aye, Aye, Ma'am! 🙋‍♂️

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's the kind of Pirate you want boarding you ship, doesn't steal your booty Just your heart!

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s official now, it’s his boat.

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she thought yiu were cooler then their original owner... traitor.

    Jojo Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Look at me, I’m the captain now”

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    #16

    I Don’t Know Why, But He Always Sits Like This

    I Don’t Know Why, But He Always Sits Like This

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog has weirdly human looking knees

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why he sits like that... so you'll comment on his human knees

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    Alex Boomhower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    master has given dobby a sock! dobby is FREEEE

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please check that with vet. Weird uncomfortable sitting position (or playing position without actually playing - butt up and chest on floor) can be due to medical issues. I experienced it with 2 dogs. And I wish I knew that sooner.

    Casey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that too, the look in his eyes seem to show he is uncomfortable or in pain.

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    J Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIVE THE KID A SOCK FOR CHRIST SAKES!

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    #17

    Giant Splooter

    Giant Splooter

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider a California king size bed?

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’d think - but greys will find a way to make it feel like a single

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “We'll need a bigger bed”

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog sploots like this. However, he's not quite this enormous.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, they looked like a person from the waist down. Then I had a GOOD look…

    Milo Maruz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog says: Oh sorry, there's no room on the bed. What a shame right?

    Jill Tremblay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Greyhound rescue? If so I don't blame him for wanting to stretch out to sleep!!

    Whawhawhatsis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just grateful our greyhound prefers her bed to human furniture or she'd occupy the whole thing, and she's not even as big as this one!

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    #18

    So This Is Albert...

    So This Is Albert...

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like someone you wouldn't date in high school but ten years later you'd marry in a heartbeat.

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a cartoon that's come to life! I kinda want him! Looks like a goofball

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    SuperChicken
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the look. What a goof 😆

    Spack Jarrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...when you realize it's Friday and Monday is a bank holiday 🤩

    Doubanji
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Albert, you are THE most gorgeous pupper I have ever had the pleasure of seeing!! (well except for my two; but every puppy parent has to say that - it's the law)

    Casey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Albert for making me smile today

    Lauren St.Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he have one blue and one brown eye? Love that ☺

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    #19

    U Can't See Me. Im Grass

    U Can't See Me. Im Grass

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See who? I don’t see anything but a bunch of grass…

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in a wheat field, bet the farmer won't enjoy him trampling down the crop.

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's cool. Wheat in July, lol.

    lol idk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's* (sorry im basically your personal autocorrect)

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    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this page was for dogs? I can’t see anything except grass

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works for lions, why no work for me?

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    #20

    Tried Crate Training But She Kicked The Floor Out And Turtled Her Way Around

    Tried Crate Training But She Kicked The Floor Out And Turtled Her Way Around

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have a walking crate!

    VNik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which some dogs can only dream of.

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, let her out! She's just going to scrape up the floors dragging the crate. Let her roam free!

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this crate thing. In Sweden we would consider it animal cruelty.

    Caligirl20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a safety and training thing. The idea is that when you are asleep or out of the house the puppy goes in the crate so they don't eat something they shouldn't or pee in the house. My huskies are young and once they were potty trained at 4/5 months they were allowed to sleep outside of their crates on the floor. They go in their crates only if I am gone for more than an hour and never longer than 3 hours. Otherwise I can leave them out for an hour when I am gone and since I am home all day they choose where to nap and they often go in their crates on their own. This was the only way I found to keep my dogs safe that was effective because I have huskies and my two rescue huskies are destructive because they are extremely anxious when alone.

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    Lori Jabi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is crate training? Why do you have a crate? This would be animal abuse here in Switzerland.

    Caligirl20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people use crates to keep young dogs safe and from peeing all over at night or while they are gone. Mine are crate trained, but only ever spend 3 hours max maybe once a week in them. I have huskies and at this point I can trust them and your loose in my house before they destroy stuff. This picture here is not okay, many use it to keep the dogs in almost 24/7 and it infuriates me. My dogs have the option to go into their crate for naps and the often do. Otherwise they are out with me all day.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do NOT train it like this. This poor dog had to have been really anxious to get the bottom out and wander all over the house! This is stressful and will only guarantee that in the future, the dog will not associate this crate with safety and comfort. THAT would be the goal, for dog to like the crate and feel safe. (Although honestly, I'd prefer it if the dog would feel safe and comfortable in the HOUSE and not in a cage)

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll add that there might be some good reasons to have a crate anyway. Maybe if dog is sick and can't get rest, or to ensure that dog has a place to hide during thunderstorms or from noisy kids etc. In most cases, though, the door should be open

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do Americans crate their dogs? We rarely do that in the UK

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some dogged hate the crate! Mine did. So I stopped off a the thrift store and got for old comforters (dog beds are s bitch to clean). He is much happier now

    Heather Hayllar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put a dog in a cage?????

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggie version of a hamster ball.

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    #21

    This Is How She Sits

    This Is How She Sits

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    Debbie Barnes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she was human male in a previous life.. Ha, ha, ha...

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teen I always sat like that in short seats. I actually had to work to keep my legs together (insert joke-or something-here), and they'd quickly get sore. I don't have that problem as much now at 39, but I remember how difficult it was and sometimes STILL wish I had something I could place over my knees to hold them together when it started becoming an effort to do so.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might get her hips checked out next vet visit

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Yellow Lab sits likes this on slippery floors. Hips OFA Good. Elbows too. He just can't keep his legs under him on a slippery floor.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking hip dysplasia which could be a real problem for her.

    Gay Llama
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to have hip dysplasia, never occurred to me I never knew how to spell it until now.

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    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a telltale sign of hip dysplasia.

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry paws they slide across the marble, I got one one those and his paws are dry his little sister normal non allergy paws has traction on hard floors like a 4x4 Chevy

    California Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine freaked when we adopted her, first time on hardwood, it was like she was learning to skate. Still skids when she gets going too fast.

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    varwenea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is "manspreading". 🤣

    Gay Llama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was about to say the same thing, I was just going to make sure no one said it first but you beat me to it!

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She saw you and now she’s man spreading.

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. I've got a 130 pound mastiff that sits in the jeep with her back legs hanging over the seat just like a person. Couch too, and will sit like a person would. And stares at me. Just stares.

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    #22

    Another One Bites The Fluff

    Another One Bites The Fluff

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh why can I not conquer fluff!"🎶

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another one noms, another one noms, another one bites the fluff!

    WiTchY_WoMaN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶And another ones gone, another ones gone, another one bites the fluff🎶

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the fluff... 🎶

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    Rui
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another one down and another one and another one bites the fluff

    VNik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thunk it kotten kandy

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    #23

    Meet Ozzy. He’s… Different

    Meet Ozzy. He’s… Different

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part giraffe, part Dr. Seuss creation, 100% fabulously cute.

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s bloody gorgeous, that’s what Ozzy is .

    Teresa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those extremely rare Mexican Hairless Dalmatians.

    DAISY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OZZY, shall we say MAY BE different but he's VERY cute!

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different as what? One of the most adorable doggo?

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    #24

    Fibodoggo

    Fibodoggo

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the Golden ratio is not a Retriever.

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct spelling is Fidonacci

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love doggos with long snouts like that. Looks like a Borzoi or Russian Wolfhound breed.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this kind of art. look at contrast of the color they put in it.

    Bulbasaur_rules420
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me noticing that the snout, part of two different legs and part of the tail are sticking out: We were this close to greatness.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely to look at impossible to explain!

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    #25

    He Ate A Spicy Sky Raisin

    He Ate A Spicy Sky Raisin

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literally looking like this now before my coffee

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to go into a rant of how dangerous raisins are for dogs. But first I looked up sky raisins. Total embarrassment avoided. Thank you Google.

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it spicy raisin. I'm old enough not to care too much of I embarass myself!

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    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face when I step on the scale.

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bottom lip... LMAO. But, poor baby, bee stings are no fun.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what a spicy sky raisin is, but if it's some kind of actual raisin, they are toxic to dogs. If it's something else, ignore this (I just love dogs and wouldn't want one getting sick if it could be avoided)

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha first time I heard it called that

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a light husky too this is amazing though, I've never seen this face 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I keep cracking up.. I can't ..😂🤣🤣😂

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like dude wtf was that I just ate man?

    Its Me
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -Me when I wake up In the morning

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    #26

    Scorpion Dog

    Scorpion Dog

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    Debbie Barnes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just hoping you haven't been to a yard sale and purchased a Dibbuk box, thinking it contained jewellery... :/

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL about the Dybbuk box. Great article linked. https://www-inputmag-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.inputmag.com/features/dybbuk-box-dibbuk-kevin-mannis-zak-bagans-haunted-hoax-revealed/amp?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a6&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D

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    lotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and downward dog, going into a full cobra

    marianne eliza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are vehicle-smashed road apples there. What dog worth its kibble won't want to grind that stuff into their fur?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dramatic death scene when asked to walk anywhere.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i need to pose for my fans..."

    Melissa J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think her dog is broken. 🤭

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    #27

    Came Home From Work And Found Our Labrador Had Grown Another Head On Her Butt

    Came Home From Work And Found Our Labrador Had Grown Another Head On Her Butt

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    Jess Ovo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's CatDog's cousin DogDog

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. Now you can’t double-dog dare him to do anything anymore.He’ll just tell you you’re already daring a double dog?

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, black dogs, so much fun trying to get a clear picture of them!

    VNik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First there was Catdog, now there is Dogdog.

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    #28

    She Saw Her Friend And All Her Training Went Out The Window

    She Saw Her Friend And All Her Training Went Out The Window

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww those eyes and that huge, silly tongue! Screw training and hug that baby!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did you stop the melting?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody should have to remember training when FREND!

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    #29

    My Dad’s Childhood Dog, Nasty

    My Dad’s Childhood Dog, Nasty

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!🎶

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Batmobile lost its wheel, and the Joker got away.

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but the dog's name is Nasty.....?

    Sandi Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a malamute mix who would sing with me (no one else, just me). His favorite was "Deck the Halls". If I started singing something like "Silent Night", he would stare at me like, "Geez, mama, that's not our song!"

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother had a cat Nasty should have been introduced to his name was Bottle Ass Bill - Imagine calling for Nasty Bottle Ass Bill !

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I will always love YOUUUUUUUU

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    #30

    Was Pretty Sure It Was Photoshopped But Then I Remembered My Dad Sent It To Me

    Was Pretty Sure It Was Photoshopped But Then I Remembered My Dad Sent It To Me

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    Rannveig Ess
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that would be put on all these types of photos --- no, it's not "cute", your dog might have hip issues and is in pain. If they're not sitting like dogs, they're compensating for pain . It can be cute -- but it's not automatically cute. Take the dog (and cat) to the vet. If all is OK then yes, it's cute

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I does splitz for you!

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤸‍♀️ This dog would make Simone Biles proud. They aced the splits...I give them a 10.

    Chewie he/her
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a doggo can do the splits better than you…

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    #31

    All The Toys In The World, And He Chooses To Play ‘Keep Away’ With My Mallet Mid Project

    All The Toys In The World, And He Chooses To Play ‘Keep Away’ With My Mallet Mid Project

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loki in dog form stealing Thor's hammer

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if it's YOUR toy, it has to be more fun than all the other toys.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found toys are always so much better than given toys.

    Jeri Woodrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wants some attention and play, he’s got you doing it right.

    Whawhawhatsis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His coat is striking! It looks like he's a chimera that got all mixed up!

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he does. The mallet is clearly your Most Important Toy (currently) and he wants you to play with him! Keepaway is such fun for everybody! :D

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GSP's are wicked smart and need to keep learning new stuff their whole lives or boredom will make them find their own fun. I love GSPs. Had one certified for Search and Rescue. When I had to retire him I stated teaching him stupid pet tricks. p.s. clicker training works great.

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    Anita Pickle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their mind you have paid too much attention to it, so it must be super fun.

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    #32

    I Can't Even Make This Stuff Up! Last Friday Maddie Ate A Piece Of My Dad's Birthday Cake. Today She Ate A Good Portion Of Three Habanero Peppers And An Entire Small Mystery Hot Pepper. I Checked With The Vet And Have Been Warned (In Between Fits Of Her Laughter) That Tonight Is Going To Be Bad

    I Can't Even Make This Stuff Up! Last Friday Maddie Ate A Piece Of My Dad's Birthday Cake. Today She Ate A Good Portion Of Three Habanero Peppers And An Entire Small Mystery Hot Pepper. I Checked With The Vet And Have Been Warned (In Between Fits Of Her Laughter) That Tonight Is Going To Be Bad

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    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our old dog loved spicy things too, when she could steal them. Then she would run around with her lips curled up, licking and sneezing. That foxterrier was hardcore. She also manage to bite a solid lead crystal pitcher to pieces because it contained peanuts. Her favourite food were crayons.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor doggo having to deal with ring sting.

    Meghan Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so innocent....she has no idea what's in store for her

    varwenea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a doggie diaper could be a good idea.

    bonnyatlast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put habenero salsa on a window sill our border collie kept teething on. He took one whiff and licked it off!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog loved three alarm ribs. Never bothered him one bit

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hot food always burns 3 times. while you're eaing it, while you're pooping and in the eyes of the sewer worker...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do i want to know? Diarrhea? Massive poop or farts?

    Melinda Gray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to drag a few blankets out and sleep in the yard, that dog is gonna need it. Ouch.

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    #33

    I Don’t Even Know!

    I Don’t Even Know!

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just doing my morning stretches!

    Printerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your dog comes from Ikea and the assembly pages were in the wrong order.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't read the instructions before assembling her, did you?

    varwenea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, I took far too much time figuring out how he is bent!

    Rui
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you die in fallout 4 and go ragdoll like:

    Donna Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm... A little help here please?

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the phone number for the doggo chiropractor?

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    #34

    Cheeseburger Thief Caught Red-Handed

    Cheeseburger Thief Caught Red-Handed

    aframe9999 Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks so shocked.. but i'm laughing my ass off because of the girls reflection in the oven door :D

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wuf im my mouf? Nufin...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen guiltier eyes.

    Eli Rockwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean "caught red pawed" 🤣

    Eucritta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll gladly pay you next Tuesday for a burger today! (for those too young, it's a ref. to Wimpy in the Popeye cartoons)

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is saying I didn't do it you didn't see me do it you can't prove a damned thing.

    Sandi Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I thought you were in the other room watchin TV."

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out them pupils! Doggo is ecstatic!!

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    #35

    She's Clearly Not A Fan Of The New Car Net

    She's Clearly Not A Fan Of The New Car Net

    ZakkH Report

    Rebecca Trinkner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I also found those things are useless. My dog did the same and figured out how to get over or under.

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    #36

    When You Try To Make A Photo Of Your City By Night, But Your Dog Makes It Ten Times Better

    When You Try To Make A Photo Of Your City By Night, But Your Dog Makes It Ten Times Better

    SerotoninSupplier Report

    Purple light
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Royal palace in Amsterdam (and very cute dog)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Royal dog in Amsterdam. Looks better than the building but I'm biased!

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    Lovey Dove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So majestic and amazing! And the palace is ok I guess

    Bulbasaur_rules420
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like 8x better because the picture is slightly blurred. But still, good photo.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, hey, you're taking a picture! You must want me in it, right? I'm such a good boy! (Or girl.)

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    #37

    Warm, Comfy Bed? No. Cold, Steel Ring? Yes

    Warm, Comfy Bed? No. Cold, Steel Ring? Yes

    Scott_96 Report

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing that the more enclosed space (looks like a table) makes the dog feel more safe.

    Josh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he raised around cats by chance?

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like cool sheets on hot summer nights.

    Amanita Virosa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get a little round dog bed and stick it in there.

    Lauren St.Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha then he wouldn't lay there anymore, oldest story in the book lol

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    Sandi Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be some feline DNA in this one!

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo's version of a cats tissue box.

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    #38

    My Little Weirdo Hanging Out With Me While I Write A Paper For School... He Likes To Sit Up And Watch Me Type

    My Little Weirdo Hanging Out With Me While I Write A Paper For School... He Likes To Sit Up And Watch Me Type

    WhiskeyHeartOn Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admit it. He luvvvvs you. He needs you. He wants to kiss you.

    Elisabeth Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love a Miss Congeniality quote from the Algonquin Queen....

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    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A perfect photo of a very happy doggie.

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's making sure you're writing a good paper! Such a good doggo! <3

    VNik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just doing some spell checking, grammar correcting...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, is his name Marv? How cute!

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's MARVEL-ing at his owner's typing skills. 😆

    Doubanji
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be worse, my dogs and cats have an active hatred of my laptop and will do anything they can (including teaming up) to ensure I can't use it!! The second I think about using it I suddenly have a dog and a cat on my lap, another cat on my shoulder and a second dog by my knee handing me random items he thinks I might desperately need... If I have actually managed to get it out they do a very good job of knocking it off my lap... One of my dogs even managed to break my old laptop in half by putting one paw inside and forcing it closed with the other leg!

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    #39

    First Day Of Doggy Daycare. Fell Asleep Like This For The Entire Ride Home

    First Day Of Doggy Daycare. Fell Asleep Like This For The Entire Ride Home

    kylapz Report

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a thing as doggy daycare?

    I don't think so...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s great, especially for high energy critters. Better than sitting in an empty apartment, ripping up the sofa and howling until the neighbours’ ears bleed.

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    SilentBob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not. Very safe way for pups to ride - one slam on the brakes...

    Gin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely agree. Hopefully they sorted out something for future journeys.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought the dog had eaten the steering wheel for a moment there!

    Lucky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Country Roads take me home, to the place I belong......

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you know, doggie had a big day.

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog went to camp for years as a way to have fun with his own kind.

    Josh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husky lives for "going to camp" too.

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more concerned about the amount of keys in the car

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    #40

    He Normally Curls Up On Top Of The Cat Pedestal (Weird Already). This One, However, Is New

    He Normally Curls Up On Top Of The Cat Pedestal (Weird Already). This One, However, Is New

    jnich2424 Report

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just airing out the underbits....

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks comfy to me. 😉😊

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! that cat ain't gonna get either one - who loves ya baby!

    Bethany Lingle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did he even get like that xDDDD

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    #41

    blerple Report

    Jess Ovo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. That goofy lil face :')

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those little puppy teeth, paired with the rabbit ears puppy eyes and the perfect boopable snoot = most adorable puppy

    Robert Hart III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breed: Chameleon Dog. He started out black.

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New title: RUB MY BELLY

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeze this is one deep carpet! Better get the breathing apparatus ready!

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    #42

    Knowledge Is Power

    Knowledge Is Power

    YoBuckStopsHere Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no you shall not tame me!"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to Eat a Book You Don’t Want Your Parents to Read.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You held that book up and read passages to it sternly while wagging your finger, didn't you...

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just checking your taste in books.. 😋

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He obviously doesn't like that book.

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ain't no stinkin' book tell me who to be, sis!"

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    #43

    My Dog Thinks I'm A Chair Sometimes. Oh Well

    My Dog Thinks I'm A Chair Sometimes. Oh Well

    anne_c_rose Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh nothing like a dogs butt in your face

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not inhale deeply - you may not survive!

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    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's dominance behaviour. It's better not to tolerate it or you can get all kinds of problems.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a couple cats like that. Must be some agreement they drew up at the last summit meeting.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The best part of wakin up, is snortin canine buuutt"

    Jody Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought you were gonna read your ebook.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is claiming you. Might want to discourage the behavior. Bump up your stupid pet tricks training

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog controls you. . . not a good habit to let him do this. . . at all!

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    #44

    When Ball Is Life

    When Ball Is Life

    hashtag-science Report

    Casey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girl loved her tennis ball so much that when she passed away I put one in with her when she was buried.

    Rui
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ball in one side tongue in the other

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never....let.....go.....mine....all....mine...

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a breathing sleeping ball - My C-Papp machine !

    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aries, lab/collie mix in our house can't live without a ball.

    Femke Van Der Leij-Nijdam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our golden girl vodka can attest to this sentiment

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    #45

    I Have Never Seen A Dog Sit/Lay Like This Before

    I Have Never Seen A Dog Sit/Lay Like This Before

    cooperchronicles Report

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog is way better at it than I am!

    Rui
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I killed a mutant hound in fallout four and this was the exact same pose it fell in 🤣🤣🤣

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the hamstring/lumbar stretch.......very relaxing...

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    #46

    Get A Border Collie They Said. Smartest Dog Breed They Said

    Get A Border Collie They Said. Smartest Dog Breed They Said

    Scholar_Mental Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just like humans are the most intelligent species, there shall always be exceptions

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are more intelligent than dogs? Who da thunk it!

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why didn't you get a border collie, because that sure as heck ain't one!

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people get IKEA dogs and not read the assembly instructions?

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they're so smart, you Must keep them working or engaged... Otherwise here you go! Lol

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well apparently, the one they sent you arrived broken.

    Jess Ovo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he managed to do what so many doggos have tried before. He caught his tail. A true genius indeed

    Rui
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave him alone he might have an itch give scratches to him on his itch

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smartest are sometimes the weirdest!

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS smart! Just also highly flexible...

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    #47

    No Clue Why She Felt The Need To Do This, But It's Cute. No Complaints

    No Clue Why She Felt The Need To Do This, But It's Cute. No Complaints

    meow_UWU_meow Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working on her bushcraft.

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. She did something. I'd check the rest of the yard.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting herself in some kind of doggie timeout, or is there something interesting in that bush?

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can't see you you can see me!

    Ladyvischuss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can't see you, you can't see me!

    mamafrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communing with the plant on a takeover, lol.

    Rui
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bush campers be like:

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    #48

    Dog Loves To Stare Into My Basement Office And Scare The Crap Out Of Me When I Look Up

    Dog Loves To Stare Into My Basement Office And Scare The Crap Out Of Me When I Look Up

    patchoulius Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think you can hide from me?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I right so that money can buy me food and treats - OK!

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    Ariana Brice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOTHER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME?!??!?!

    axolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOO! now give me treats, human.

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    #49

    He Usually Gets A Bit Of Chicken Or Pork In His Bowl If We’re Having It. The Salad Did Not Go Down Well…

    He Usually Gets A Bit Of Chicken Or Pork In His Bowl If We’re Having It. The Salad Did Not Go Down Well…

    Zumioo Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's usually my reaction to salad

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a GOOD salad, unfortunately they are rare

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    lotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is this, hooman????

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No onions, garlic, or tomatoes for dogs.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ripe tomatoes are supposed to be okay in very small amounts. I still don't though, better safe than sorry.

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salad? For a carnivorous doggo? Nope! Give that doggo proper food, please

    Zoe Duddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said he normally gets meat and it looks like a small amount of leftovers, not it’s actual meal. Dogs aren’t carnivores anyway, they’re omnivores.

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you forgot the dressing...

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaves are garnish for mine - heaven in the bowl is any cooked pumpkin.

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    #50

    “They’re Gonna Know What We’ve Been Smoking.” “Naw, Just Smile And Be Cool”

    “They’re Gonna Know What We’ve Been Smoking.” “Naw, Just Smile And Be Cool”

    solitudebench Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can hear purple and see music"

    Pickle me Elmo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless I’m mistaken, that’s a quote from The Amazing World of Gumball?

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    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old bandog was a weed hound. Would steal cannabis every chance she got. Had to hide it, keep it in a crock. Dog would eat a few grams, and just relax. All lit. She lived to be 15, no diplasia or health problems ever. CBD maybe?

    #51

    Broken Puppy

    Broken Puppy

    Bart-Wadla Report

    Fred
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just my dog yogi

    Ariana Brice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try rebooting maybe if not unplug and replug?

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggy needs a Bios update. :D

    #52

    Aww Yissssss

    Aww Yissssss

    i_wap_to_warcraft Report

    Eli Rockwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've done something..."

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's doing the evil smile... what have you done!!?!?

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog has an evil plan cooking.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did you last expose your feet to soap and water dude?

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    #53

    A Random Photographer Took Pictures Of My Dog And This Is How She Ended Up Into The Local Facebook Page

    A Random Photographer Took Pictures Of My Dog And This Is How She Ended Up Into The Local Facebook Page

    TheLegendOfMaaike Report

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    #54

    They Say That Elkhounds Are Majestic And Regal. Björn… Is Not

    They Say That Elkhounds Are Majestic And Regal. Björn… Is Not

    Cllzzrd Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instead he's cute and silly

    Sivi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norwegian elkdog, funny dogs and will get you deaf :). Atleast its easy to identify which elk dog is barking(there are two in my town and my parents own 1).

    #55

    This Is How She Sits When She's Guarding The House From Thieves And Murderers

    This Is How She Sits When She's Guarding The House From Thieves And Murderers

    jokunokun Report

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, why would you want to be in a "ready for anything" stance? Just chill and hope for the best

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thieves, murderers and leprechauns. Never for get the leprechauns.

    #56

    Boxers Are Goofs... Masters Of The Sploot

    Boxers Are Goofs... Masters Of The Sploot

    felinebarbecue Report

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago

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    Something is very very wrong here. Then there's that extra limb resting on their stomach.

    Danielle Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is wrong, wth I don't have a boxer but my dog sits like this. I call it the "seal sit"

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    #57

    My Dog’s Attempt At Sitting Like A Human

    My Dog’s Attempt At Sitting Like A Human

    bosimon1981 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean sitting and flirting like a human! I can picture her at a bar with a drink

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Can you call a female dog a cool dude? She sure am!

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    Kiwi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's doing a wonderful job

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for someone to buy her a drink?

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey big boy... Wanna see my tits?

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    #58

    My Dog Likes To Get Really Really Close To You… But Not Touch You

    My Dog Likes To Get Really Really Close To You… But Not Touch You

    wirthit Report

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total attitude...."You see this cone Kevin???.... do you see it???"

    Sandra Boyd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know I can see right up your nostril...

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If gets any closer, gonna be decapitated.

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the color on those cabinets actually works well for that room.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta deal for you. You give me my nuts back and you get to keep your nose. Capisce?

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU did this. And where are my balls?

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are getting sleeeeeeeeepy.

    #59

    When Mom Ignores You For .2 Seconds

    When Mom Ignores You For .2 Seconds

    psykoshan Report

    #60

    My Friend Opened His Bathroom Door To This...

    My Friend Opened His Bathroom Door To This...

    Eyeball75 Report

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    #61

    Stand Back Ladies, This Romeo Is All Mine

    Stand Back Ladies, This Romeo Is All Mine

    DD4086C Report

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hint of James Coburn, which is not a bad thing.

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    #62

    Naptime

    Naptime

    reddit.com Report

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, did you not read the instructions before assembling your Ikea dog?

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's his head, awake watching tv while the body rests?! 🤣

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Saluki used to sleep like this. We used to move his tail to cover up.his dignity.

    #63

    Yes. That’s How You Sit In A Chair

    Yes. That’s How You Sit In A Chair

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    #64

    I Was Left Two Dogs In A Will, Apparently This Is Normal

    I Was Left Two Dogs In A Will, Apparently This Is Normal

    gilbertthefishx Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the other one? I feel short changed.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one names Way? Because when theres a will......

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be my perfect inheritance.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deceased must really have trusted this poster. Poor pups have to mourn too.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger dog sits like that all the time. From my understanding they’re SUPPOSED to grow out of sitting like that when they grow from puppies to adults.

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    #65

    A Very Photogenic Couple

    A Very Photogenic Couple

    __shitsahoy__ Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit Clyde would you please use a Kleenex!

    Eli Rockwell
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    4 years ago

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    #66

    Day 1 Of Posting Weird Pictures Of My Dog

    Day 1 Of Posting Weird Pictures Of My Dog

    RyGuy31307 Report

    Tai Dallen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That littles ones eyes say Save Me.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna talk to you butt to butt!

    #67

    Went On A Boat Trip, Dog Melted

    Went On A Boat Trip, Dog Melted

    khosrove Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You knew chocolates would do that.

    #68

    I Got Up To Go To The Bathroom This Morning And Got Back To Find This On My Side Of The Bed

    I Got Up To Go To The Bathroom This Morning And Got Back To Find This On My Side Of The Bed

    LobettLovett Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hilarious that you think the dog waited two seconds...

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    JP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...did you call dibs, or not?

    Jro308
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    move your feet, lose your seat!

    Cai Fasse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog and my dog must be related

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    #70

    Cat Door For The Office. Someone Is Upset…

    Cat Door For The Office. Someone Is Upset…

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    #71

    My Olive, Sleeping And Eating In The Sun At The Same Time

    My Olive, Sleeping And Eating In The Sun At The Same Time

    Xellossthecutie Report

    #72

    He Sits All Weird

    He Sits All Weird

    MarthaMatildaOToole Report

    Deson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just "loaf"ing around I see.

    Fallon Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a rotisserie chicken with a dog head attached to it.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a blanket at first!!

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    #73

    This Is Ranger

    This Is Ranger

    Hexhavoc4377 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ranger is cute. be like ranger

    Snekky/Snek (She/they is fine)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This immediately made me think of Dipper’s impression of Pacifica in the golf war episode.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

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    #74

    It's Currently 108° In Vegas. She Has Plenty Of Cold Water, And A Door To The AC, But She Does This Every Day

    It's Currently 108° In Vegas. She Has Plenty Of Cold Water, And A Door To The AC, But She Does This Every Day

    Brother_J_La_la Report

    Kracken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs do the same thing when it's 47°c in Australia... madness

    GoddessOdd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My arthritic seniors love to do this... I think its a sort of heat therapy for their old bones. I'm in Florida, so the pavement gets really hot too, but they seem to love it. One of them would get in her pool, then lay in the sun, pool, sun, pool, sun all day long.

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, the lab is inside but the kelpie has recharge needs throughout the day....

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our GS hated the heat but would sit out in the snow. Loved just sitting outside while it was snowing and would let it cover him up. He'd seem annoyed when we made him come in.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's waiting for fresh melon and cocktails.

    Susan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does this as well.

    #75

    She Has Anxiety Issues

    She Has Anxiety Issues

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dog. Better off taking them with you when they’re this anxious, or maybe daycare.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk to your vet. There are medications for anxiety this severe. Desensitizing works too, but can take a long time. This poor baby needs help learning to cope. Confining them protects the house, but it doesn't calm the dog. Poor love.

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he need a proper house train, or for someone who has a dog , how to deal with this issue?

    Gin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to build it up slowly and the dog has to feel secure. I was told the following: Leave them for 10 or 15 minutes and then come home. Don't make a huge fuss of them, it needs to seem normal (I know instinctively we want to pet/reassure but when you reassure a dog it can tell them that there was something to be worried about). You need to do this repeatedly, gradually lengthening the time you leave them for. If you have a naturally anxious animal it might never be something they are okay with. This is where crate training can be beneficial. The dog has to be trained to see the crate as a place of safety first though. Their own little space. Do not ever use it for leaving your dog until that part has happened first. If I am leaving my dogs for more than a couple of hours they go into doggy day care or I ask a friend to take them. Dogs aren't really suited to being left for much more than that. Definitely not in a crate.

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    Billy Billerson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again?

    Helenium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a friend. Looks like separation anxiety

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be anxious too if I tore up the couch like that.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that gate was protecting something. the sheer will power broke it

    Louise Stange-Wahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you didn't have to have his stomach pumped with all that foam!

    Jeri Woodrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW 😯 is that what couches are made up of?

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