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You know the feeling. You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can't think of a good comeback until long after the fight is over.

There's actually a French term for this called l'esprit de l'escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.

We've all been there. It's devastating.

So let's take a moment and pay our respects to and celebrate the really good comebacks—the ultimate expressions of wit and cleverness. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways people have ended their disagreements.

#1

A Very Important Point

A Very Important Point

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same goes for wearing a cup too then, right?

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    #2

    Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

    Deutscher Patriotismus vs. American Patriotism

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a German, I can fully back this!

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    #3

    "Educate Your Self"

    "Educate Your Self"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it louder for the ones in the back. Not that they listen to sense.

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    #4

    That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

    That’s A Stupid Reason To Ban Transgender People

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does being transgender have to do with trust. Makes no sense to me.

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    #5

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And polio, measles, pneumonia, diptheria, influenza? Oh and that pesky Bubonic Plague. A healthy gut sure worked there.

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    #6

    Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

    Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this from a few weeks ago! After all, ii did say I wanted to, given its a brilliant comeback :D

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    #7

    The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth

    The Best Putdowns Come From The Truth

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    #8

    This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

    This Comeback Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like for some people the concept of consent is a pretty hard one to grasp...

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    #9

    In The Interests Of Public Safety

    In The Interests Of Public Safety

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self control is not a concept understood by the WCCM above

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    #10

    I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General

    I'd Expect No Less At Dollar General

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    #11

    Bye Bye Trash!!

    Bye Bye Trash!!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He himself is both a boob and an ass. If he can find a like minded friend they'd make an interesting pair 😂

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    #12

    Waddaya Say, Then?

    Waddaya Say, Then?

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    #13

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ask again...why would they give us FREE microchips with our vaccinations? If they wanted to microchip us you'd better believe they're going to make us pay for it too.

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    #14

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does Tomi still have a job? I feel like I could write a bloody book about the moronic things I've seen from her on this website alone...Did she just never learn how to think...or at the very least google...before she speaks/posts?

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    #15

    Your Bigotry Is Showing

    Your Bigotry Is Showing

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like this also shows how mentally stuck in the past conservatives are. They honestly think scenes like this will actually scare people as much it scares them.

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    #16

    America, F**k Yeah!

    America, F**k Yeah!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that someone let alone a child needs to do this. This is a government and school funding issue.

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    #17

    Babies Are Not A Plaything

    Babies Are Not A Plaything

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of context, I think the reply was justified. As someone who can't have kids, I am sick to the back teeth of people asking me when and why we don't have kids. Mind your own business.

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    #20

    $10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

    $10 To Clean The Bathroom?!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 out of ten dollars? Smh is that really what they think? I pay around 19-21% and get a lot of it back in tax credits. Do you think it's the 'ism' that makes ppl think socialism is communism? We could always try calling it socialocracy

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    #21

    Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

    Let's Blame Children's Knees For Making Men Uncomfortable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not filter out the weirdos who apply to be teachers? Or are they just good at hiding it?

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    #22

    God Is A White Man

    God Is A White Man

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I've read the Bible many times, and have yet to come across the chapter and verse where God mandates that white men be in the majority. Anyone?

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    #23

    America Was Not Started By Protestors!

    America Was Not Started By Protestors!

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    #24

    Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

    Who Knows What They Put In "Food" Anyway?

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he apparently was breathing air in those two weeks, so hold ur breath and I'll get back to u asap....

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not all! I heard a rumor that he may have been wearing clothes right up to the moment he died! That' can't be a coincidence!

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Died unexpectedly at ninety nine years old.

    Orillion
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was 99 years old. At that age there is no unexpected death, you know your time is running out soon-ish.

    Az
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about you but looking at the bloke I'd say his death was entirely expected.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware of the water! He was made up of about 70% water when he died plus he had been drinking it!

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible how people unexpectedly die when they are 99 years old. (Not making fun of him, he had a long and meaningful life. What else could you ask for?)

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he was also 99 when he died (a couple months shy of 100 years old). So be careful of numbers—-the really big ones will kill you.

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS he was almost 100 how unexpected is that?

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also said he was having issues with is heart, were 99 yrs old (some months until turning 100) and had lived a long and full life. Rip Prince Philip <3

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not a vaccine that protect against death! So statistically some people will die shortly after recieving the vaccine. In fact since we are currently vacinnating the people who are most likely to die if infected by covid, beacause they are the weakest, we are likely to se more vacinated people dying than non vacinated people. But concluding that it is the vaccine that killed them, just demonstrates that you do not understand the correlation between different factors. They very likely to die soon, vaccine or not. It is third factor (vulnerability) that causes the correlation, not the vacine causing the death. Always be carefull with drawing conclusions based on statics and anecdotal evidens.

    James Kistler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was 99 years old, wasn't anything unexpected about his death.

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and the small matter of he was almost 100 years old !!

    Bob Bobbins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also heard that he regularly consumed dihydrous monoxide!! In fact everything that's ever consumed it has died, and it's in all of our food and beverages!!

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact he was 99 with a heart condition definitely didn’t contribute

    Sandra Charlot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying unexpectedly at the age of 99 ? Seriously ?!

    Jean-Daniel Mohier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unexpectedly while having been sick for a while, at age... let me check, let me check... 100 minus two months. Yes, checks out :-D

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he was nearly 100 years old. You never know when your time is up......

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a 99 years old guy dies, the first thing you think is "it was because of the vaccine" ?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, two weeks before he died "unexpectedly", he appeared to be 99 years old, and it's concerning because it's very unusual and unexpected that people this age suddenly die.

    Jordan Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lived the day before he died. Dont take the chance.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently only a vaccine can suddenly kill someone at the ripe age of 99...

    Deborah Rubin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't he the one who was about 100 years old? How many vaccines did he take when he was younger?

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prince Philip did not die unexpectedly, he was seriously ill and old.

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...although I know of 17 people that have had strange reactions to the vaccinations. All different and within 3 hrs to 5 days afterwards

    Carole Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at only nearly 90 - cut off in his prime

    Patricia Kasprowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm -- he was also 97. A number I seriously doubt I shall reach. Or aren't Royalty supposed to ever die?

    Ralph Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was also 2 weeks off his 100th birthday.......

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I guess that fact that he was just shy of his 100th birthday had nothing to do with it.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man was 99 years old and recently stayed a month in hospital after being treated for a pre-existing heart condition.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that being 97 years old may have contributed to his death. You guys stay young out there!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unexpectedly" for a hundred-year-old man, lmao.

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. A guy that is older than dirt drops dead and it gets blamed on a vaccine!?!?!?!

    water reed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he drank water that day we better watch out🤣🤣🤣

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he was also 100 years old.. so...

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funeral business will have their best year in 2021 according to some prevision

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "unexpectedly" at over 20 years over UK mens life expectancy.

    Grace Skerp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 99 years old (a couple months away from the 100th birthday), death is not unexpected. If he hadn't been vaccinated, he'd still be alive?

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cucumbers! It's got to be cucumbers! He ate them and he died. Here's a scientific fact - every single person that ate cucumbers in 1876 is dead now. Think about it!!!

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah! all you silly people! We would all live forever if the nasty Bolshie, Nazi, Capitalist, Government didn't make us do things that kill us!

    elfin
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They" saying? Who saying? And are they as silly as you are?

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was 99 and in poor health but sure blame the vaccine.

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did humans become incapable of critical thinking?

    Rob nolan
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post hoc, ergo prompter hoc.

    rta3rd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And likely took a crap. Better stop that too…

    Coleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he was almost 100 years old during those two weeks. Maybe there's a connection?

    Sandra Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the fact that the man was NINETYNINE years old

    Lilith the Demon Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "a hundred year old man died unexpectedly"... that's a sentence I never thought of... the car crash he survived few years ago, THAT was unexpected

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man was 99 years old, define "unexpectedly"!!

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't die unexpectedly and he didn't have food that day. He just donated the remainder of his potions to his wife.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suspicious, though - he was only 99.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking news! A hundred year old man dies unexpectedly!

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he LIVED Yep, we all live just so we all die, and the man was nearly 100 years old and was in ill health for a long time no matter how much the media and the royals tried to say he was fine, everyone should have seen his death coming from a million miles off. xP

    Pangolin Pal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget, he was 99 years old! Oh, but I'm sure that if only he hadn't gotten vaccinated against COVID-19, he would have lived to be 130, because reasons.

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CORRELATION DOES NOT MEAN CAUSATION! 🙌🏻gaaaah. Breaking news. Every single person that has ever lived and died, breathed oxygen. Therefore oxygen must kill! Let’s ban breathing air and make it illegal... the most ridiculous logic 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How completely unexpected that a 99 year old man should die!

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much doubt P.P. had a vaccine so late in the day

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was 99 years old and had been in hospital for weeks beforehand. How was it 'unexpected' ?

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unexpectedly? Unexpectedly is 20-30 years old. 99 years old is "he lived a good life, and we knew this day would come."

    Furious George
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might have also been exposed to the sun!!!

    Linda Bellofatto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're also saying he was 99 years old and had been in the hospital not long before he died. So yeah, 99-year-olds are super healthy and the only thing that could possibly have killed him was the vaccine.

    Giulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "he died unexpectedly" sure it's not like he was almost 100 years old.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he lived for 99 years before and then he died unexpectedly...I'm good on that y'all have fun. Lol

    magnadar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same goes for the "died with covid19" or "died because of covid19" problem, though

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he was unlikely to die from something else in the age of -almost- 100..............

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    #25

    So Cold It Burns

    So Cold It Burns

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    #26

    Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, right? Taking strangers pics is not very subtle! Especially this well framed, poor dude. Now I wonder about genders reversed: guy taking picture of young woman with such inference? Well if I find that creepy (which I do), then by all logic this is equally as creepy (which it is)

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    #27

    There's No Vaccination For That

    There's No Vaccination For That

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's sad is that her children have to suffer for her to be proven an idiot.

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    #28

    I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos

    I'll Bet They Do, At Least The Senior Ncos

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    #29

    Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

    Gas Pump (Doesn't) Go Brrrrr

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    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid working at a gas station, if the power failed, you cranked it by hand. Lot of years ago, mind

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    #30

    Something About Bootstraps

    Something About Bootstraps

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    #31

    Not Sure You Are Doing It Right

    Not Sure You Are Doing It Right

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    #32

    Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion

    Exercise By Jumping Into Conclusion

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    #33

    “We Follow Biblical Rules”

    “We Follow Biblical Rules”

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    labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word “homosexual” wasn’t added into the Bible until 1942. Can we not hide behind religion to excuse our homophobia, thank you.

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    #34

    And This Is The Truth

    And This Is The Truth

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    #35

    That'll Show Them!

    That'll Show Them!

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    #36

    No Second Chances For Her!

    No Second Chances For Her!

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    #37

    Can't Say Much, Can We?

    Can't Say Much, Can We?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is number 1 in education in America

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    #38

    Why Even Publish This Story?

    Why Even Publish This Story?

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    #39

    Nice Try

    Nice Try

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    #40

    Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

    Complete Slam Dunk From This Dude

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa: “Sorry, I don’t know that one”.

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    #41

    That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon

    That Went Over Like A Lead Balloon

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    #42

    That’s A Lotta Damage

    That’s A Lotta Damage

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one is so delicious it’s just GOT to be fattening.

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    #43

    Inconvenient At Worst

    Inconvenient At Worst

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    Froganit Gamesy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they find the truth about the nation wide conspiracy you call Santa Claus

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    #44

    My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

    My Dad Hasn’t Paid Child Support In Years And Posted This. I Had To Respond

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I soooo want t know if the father ever answered

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    #45

    Murdered By Logic, As Well

    Murdered By Logic, As Well

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's cold it's coz the big ball in the sky is angered! If we harass our enemies perhaps it shall return! I think we angered it with the panels! *sob*

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    #46

    Anti-Vax Logic

    Anti-Vax Logic

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    #47

    Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That

    Please Stop Calling People You Disagree With That

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    #48

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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    #49

    Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)

    Xena Slays Hercules! (Lucy Lawless vs. Kevin Sorbo)

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    #50

    Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

    Why Are People Still On The Side Of The Billionaires?

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    #51

    New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

    New Zealand’s Prime Minister Personally Replies To A Hater

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Lol I love Jacinda, she reacts as any other person, repeat that again person, would. Ppl pigeonhole her by gender can go shove themselves, as they bounce off her like water off a duck's back. Great role model for young women :)

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    #52

    Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

    Peon's Don't Deserve Dignity

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile Jeff Bezos makes $2,489 per second while his warehouse workers rely on food stamps.

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    #53

    Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

    Tinder Convo. Murdered By Two Letters. New Record? Likely Can't Ever Be Beaten

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    #54

    Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

    Twitter Used Guillotine! It’s A One Hit Ko!

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    #55

    He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

    He’s Definitely Not Making Into Smash Now

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    Monday
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    4 years ago

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    He's got a point, words aren't oppressive. It's how those words are used that's oppressive. We shouldn't be offended by the word itself, we should be offended by the fact that the person used the word.

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    #56

    Amazing Observation

    Amazing Observation

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Ben Shapiro. Another lying asshole stoking the outrage machine, always and every day.

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    #57

    Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

    Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge

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    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair to the tweeter, in the UK (don't know about other countries) you do not have to wear a mask outside. Walking in the countryside less so. I've had a jogger almost fall into a ditch trying to avoid me on a country lane, and this was after I'd moved right to the side to allow him to pass. Some people just like extremes I guess.

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    #58

    They Have To, It's The Law

    They Have To, It's The Law

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna get downvoted into oblivion but i think that decriminalizing ALL drugs is a terrible idea.

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    #59

    I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

    I Use Capital Letters To Sound Smarter

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One rule for me, another for thee." The mantra of the modern Republican Party. Runner-up: "I will only care about something if it affects me personally."

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    #60

    The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation

    The Difference Between Appropriation And Appreciation

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    #61

    When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

    When Did They Start Calling Us Doomers?

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But antimaskers and antivaxxers don't believe in math or science because they flunked it in school.

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    #62

    Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

    Nike Tried To Disown The Shoes Funnily Enough

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, employees! An Apple™ a day keeps the suicide nets away!

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    #63

    Pick Me, Pick Me!

    Pick Me, Pick Me!

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor baby! Well that certainly excuses mass murder.

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    #64

    Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

    Space Ned Flanders Responds To A Comment On A Post About A Plaque On The Moon.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orbit??! But, but that implies spherical! Stop talking madness you crazy dude

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    #65

    I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

    I Used My Argument To Destroy My Argument

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!!! Not a bad idea at all! A logic test, of which they clearly lack!

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    #66

    Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

    Did Not Know That About The First Computer Virus

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    #67

    Brandy Is Not Having It

    Brandy Is Not Having It

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Brandy the drink, Brandy the singer and now Brandy the sassy store owner

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    #68

    Why Is Tucker Carlson?

    Why Is Tucker Carlson?

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tucker Carlson is a danger to America and should be in prison.

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    #69

    Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

    Wine Is Thicker Than Blood

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being in a bad place yourself is no excuse to hurt others, especially those who depend on you. If you're a parent falling into a toxic spiral, don't be afraid to get help for yourself & your kids before it's too late. Neither of you deserve to be in pain & there are people out there who want to help.

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    #70

    "In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

    "In His Samarra Hometown, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Was Known As The Local Cleric. To The FBI, He's The Militant Leader Who Was An Iraqi Terrorist And Headed Isis."

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is wearing full tactical gear. She is a domestic terrorist.

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    #71

    Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

    Seriously, Read Or Be Read.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how when someone actually has enough food to get them through the day they might be more motivated to find a job and better themselves. Crazy how having enough money to pay for childcare actually allowed more people to seek work. Truly a mystery how this happened.

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    #72

    I Can't Make Titles

    I Can't Make Titles

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the lack of funds is the reason why ESA has to help NASA out for the next moon landing mission (Artemis).

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    #73

    It's That Simple

    It's That Simple

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English teacher would NOT allow us to refer to the book using the numerals. In essays we had to write Nineteen Eighty Four (and underline it, since you couldn't do italics in handwriting). Style guide FTW!

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    #74

    Much Ado About Something

    Much Ado About Something

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus saved a literal prostitute's life.

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    #75

    [insert Mildly Interesting Title]

    [insert Mildly Interesting Title]

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, how exactly is it anti-black?

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    #76

    Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

    Poor Washed-Up Has-Been Whining About Back In The Day

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glenn really needs to lighten up a bit in general

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