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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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️ ️lefty libra️
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sorry we ran out of aloe vera but we have ice?

Susan Green
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this guy, he’s hilarious.

Deebee81
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Xavier/Pakalu Papito, the legend

mimi luvs cats
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haaaarshhh but she def deserved it

CG
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(in my best Steven He impression) EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Unicorse
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“ Don’t worry madam, the fire fighters are on their way”

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

    DotToDot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PETA is hysterical. I’m vegetarian, and I hate their organization. I don’t *like* seeing people eat animals, but I would never try to force my opinion on someone else. Eat what makes you happy, people. (Unless you’re allergic.)

    Garry Cowan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PETA the most hypocritical organisation on the planet

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you sweet summer child. Have you heard of "religion"?

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    Sunny Foxglove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To PETA, next time you euthanize animals, remember you robbed them of being able to have a family.

    Edward Treen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accept no lectures on morality from an organisation that acquires pets with the sole purpose of euthanising them.

    Spencer's slave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had chicken for dinner and I can confirm it was delicious with the mushrooms.

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    Skim Beebles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty great comeback. It makes me think of the Japanese dish oyakodon which translates to "parent and child rice bowl" because it has chicken and egg in it.

    Edwin Fernández
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh. It was nor smart nor a good one. So preditctable and boring.

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    Rohan Naik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a meat eater, I think the Pandas are in the wrong. Saying PETA bad, doesnt refute their claim that eating meat is unethical. Saying I'm a vegetarian, but I let others eat what they eat, is not a good answer. Saying I think x is immoral, but I let people do x and dont judge them for doing x does not make a sound ethical argument. Imagine someone came up to you and said I believe killing people is wrong, but I dont judge those who think its not or who kill people, therefore I'm tolerant and based, why you think they are based?

    Superninjatiger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peta is s**t even this site have made a post about it. https://www.boredpanda.com/anti-peta-hate-rant-dear-tumb1r/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

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    Kitty Divine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just had a semi hauling chickens overturn in Portland, Oregon (USA) and PETA thought the best thing to do was drive their box truck (with Virginia plates, so from the other side of the country) covered in images of chickens crammed into crates all over it to Portland and drive around. I am happy to say that someone stole that truck. https://www.opb.org/article/2023/07/06/peta-truck-stolen-portland/

    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While a nice thought, chooks don't maintain a family unit. Sure, you might have 2 sister hens, but a son and dad rooster will kill each other when he matures.

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    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are already waterproof 😭

    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are water-resistant. If we get submerged in water for more than a few minutes, we get damaged. Something to do with the O2/CO2 exchange mechanism

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    Jason Romine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a weird take. I had no idea some people thought umbrellas were a things only kids used.

    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even use an umbrella, and I never will. Dunno why people need them, unless they don’t like the rain

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    The Doom Song
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather look like an idiot with my umbrella than be soaked.

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's better to look like a fool and stay dry, than to look like a million bucks and get wet.

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    Dina Anastasakos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But l don't get her issue with umbrellas..So as an adult you're supposed to get soaked by rain?!!

    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something... do we get superpowers of being waterproof when we are grown?

    justmemorticia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nu-uh, everyone knows you that you have to dance around a fire and roll around in volcano ash when Jupiter and Saturn align so you can get your gills and your ID.

    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, everyone knows on your 18th birthday you have go swimming in scotchguard

    helen anderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 80s as teen I would be teased for having an umbrella for a storm..ok I would look at these long haired concert jean jacket (ladies or men) as fools! I was dry but the were wet to the bone!! I hardly think they had dry clothes by end of the day!

    MadOrca99
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the ocean so I never needed umbrellas HA

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My money's on her never stepping out the door if it rains.

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    RedRose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, every since Olive chose Popeye

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    Scout Finch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still love you Pluto. You'll always be a planet to me.

    Skye Ragsdale
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pluto will always be a planet in my heart 😌

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say Pluto is a planetoid, because it came from the Kuiper belt, and there are quite a few other planetoids in the belt. I say that's all well and good, but are we going to judge Pluto simply because of where it came from? I mean, it left, and moved inward, closer to the sun. Shouldn't it get credit for being willing to pull up its roots and move? I vote that Pluto is a planet! You don't see those others moving to better neighborhoods!

    I Like This One
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea if what you wrote is accurate, but I like it!

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Pluto. You’ll always be a planet to me. 🥹

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't talk about Pluto. https://youtube.com/watch?v=YJPHK5NNtpQ

    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IAU, not NASA. The International Astronomers Union. And they’re right!

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You heard about Pluto? That's messed up right...

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure Pluto isn’t saying kiss my a$$ NASA ???

    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When OP says NASA, one must read International Astronomical Union (IAU).

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    Claire Armstrong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I think just about every other country in the world does this better than America!

    Edwin Fernández
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is a continent. But yeah, you are right with the other things.

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    Mona Stevenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education, cuisine, a growing (not shrinking) middle class…

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India does not rank higher than the U.S. in education. Where did you get that from?

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    •Prolific Panda•
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currys! Though, Im pretty sure it was Tikka Masala wasnt actually invented in India.

    Jo Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried any other ones ? India is a very big country. My friend said they have a saying “ in India that every 100 miles the food and the language changes’ I think I only tried 5-6 different curries but apparently *most* of them don’t even taste like original Indian ones, as they were customised to our wimp tastebuds ;)

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India has a child mortality rate 7 times higher than the US.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon people. A list will only serve to agitate them. They honestly believe they're #1. It's not their fault hubris is in their DNA.

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't even understand the mentality of such aggression.

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    Must Be Bored Again
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homer Hickman was the kid that lived rockets in the movie "October Sky"! From dreaming about rockets as a kid to working his dream job at NASA. Dreams do come true sometimes. Too bad for her but congratulations to Homer Hickman for living his dream.

    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction. You got unaccepted for a NASA internship.

    PowellSkier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she lose the internship?

    Id row
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the biggest life lesson she will ever get and probably her biggest f up in life. This is the kind of thing that 50 years down the road will keep her up at night thinking about. She will think about how she lost the internship that could have changed her life and how she blew it with one idiot tweet for the rest of her life.

    Malfar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fixed your downvote. Why were you downvoted in the first place?

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    D. Pitbull
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocker... someone actually was treated appropriately for acting like an arrogant jackhole (not sarcastic... this doesn't happen nearly enough)

    Gerald Monk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, she sure did do a terrible thing by being very excited to start a job.

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    mimi luvs cats
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now naomi is not working at nasa

    BstnGnr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just "FU@K YEA!" with different words.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But really, I mean good manners don't cost nothing, do they, eh? (Pink Floyd)

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

    Simone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I insist on paying for my own meals, drinks and whatever else i want. That way it can't ever be used against me, saying that i owe them.

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    Kat Lyle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people do that? It's not just women either. An ex would order cheap when he was paying and expensive if I was - we earned the same.

    Brock Landers
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    2 years ago

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    It might not be just women, but the majority doing this are women.

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    Inclusion2020
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that expect others to pay simply were not raised right or are downright selfish. And the audacity to ask for the most expensive drink. No ma’am, nobody is about to play me like that.

    Jake Lewis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure that's a "bro code" thing. He was just a decent person with social awareness.

    Nathan Shipman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter saw the guy was in a toxic situation, and helped him get out of it. Even if they did not know each other before, that is a brother worthy and noble act.

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    Brainmas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let her get it, place your order, then specify separate checks.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand why women, who statistically make significantly less than men, would allow a man to pick up the tab, but don't gouge him.

    KittyGaming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a girl and agree dont do this fellow ladies or even men a date isn't a way to get free food its to find out who you want to spend your life with and go into retirement together

    Michael Hauck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have read the “Manly Manual “. :)

    Pandora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump that b word on the spot

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These old "marriage is prison" jokes have been done to death and were never really funny

    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Can we see some nice, wholesome marriage memes and jokes instead? The problem is that there are far too many "marriage is a prison" jokes as compared to "I actually enjoy being married" ones.

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    Brock Landers
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    Ive noticed boomers and gen z both have cringe humor.

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    Scrolling Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say you are a s****y husband to his mother without saying you are a s****y husband.

    Mrsmiawallace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read the dad’s texts in Ron Swanson’s voice?!

    Grant Melville
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, but now I did as well. And it's brilliant. Thank you.

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the guy just doesn't like the bride-to-be.

    Nathan Shipman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a possibility. Allot of popular themes on marriage is that the mother or Father of the bride hates the son in law or only the mother of the groom hates her daughter in law, but it is never mentioned if the Father of the groom thinks less of the daughter in law.

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    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cr@ppest father-in-law ever.

    Thomas Gauthier
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    Unless he's right and is saying it about the woman, not in general...

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    Winnie the Moo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell it you’re pregnant 😆

    kansasmagic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will try this. But first I must secretly love my depression from afar, and then wait for the worst possible moment to tell it how I feel.

    Elaine Reed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help someone else. This usually works as it changes your focus from internal to external.

    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in all seriousness: when I was deepest into depression (when I went to the uni) I started to get really into studying. I thought "well, this book doesn't care how I feel, the text is still the same". I also read different types of fictional stories. Kafka made me laugh, which was weird. Oh, and I saw ALL of tour de France that year. Not missing any of it. Because I was too physically exhausted from my depression to do anything but sitting on my couch. Oh, and my depression nearly got me killed a few times when I was walking in traffic so I just went outside as little as possible. But studying was a real great way for me to get out of depression.

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are children on this site!!!

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said nude, not skeleton.

    KittyGaming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahhahahhqhqhqhq best one yet

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY HEY THAT'S ENOUGH ALREADY

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You heard Akwafina's so called song in the new Little Mermaid?

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    justmemorticia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I listened to it once. Still haunts me two years later. Can confirm it works.

    Victoria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for educational purposes, what's this song?

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    AmazingAmazon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I set "Moves Like Jagger" as my alarm ringtone and keep my phone across the room.

    Crystal Ruiz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this....what song is it?

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you guys think this guy's confidence is off the charts, just wait till you hear about Kakkar and Associates.

    LillieMean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This inspired me to share these two dubbing gems. feel free to continue the list. https://youtu.be/nO_1gWdDmD8 and https://youtu.be/kQpaT9rhiog

    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Benny Hinn for a moment there

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same man in the not talking to ugly people post?

    Just_for_this
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xavier Uncle, If its actually him posting i don't know - there are parodies of parodies of him now.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are always better than people tho

    Helena Ribeiro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they are. They are loyal, they are there for you and don't judge you even after they see the worst of you, or in my case, when he sees me just after I wake up.

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs won't irritate you every time they open their mouths.

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are made up. both those pics are not real

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs aren't mean or cynical.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do use 100%. That stupid myth needs to die.

    Rachel Nibogie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or make you subscription on January 31st and have Netflix forever 🤯

    RandomX123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why not 30th or 31st instead?

    Heshjay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've not tried it with Netflix but I have some end of the month subscriptions and they normally take the payments for February on 1st March :)

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    Lesley Zed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do use 100% of our brains, just not all areas at the same time. If everything were ‘working’ at the same time we would die immediately.

    Some_rando
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    2 years ago

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first problem: I got addicted to oxygen.....

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is next week!! ☺ Also, I celebrate my birthdays every couple of years, maybe this is why I don't look my age? 🤔😅

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an excuse for presents and cake. I love birthdays

    ️ ️lefty libra️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i find it weird that on one specific day you turn one year older than you were. you are NEVER the same age for a year. strange.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my 5 closest friends, 3 of them from childhood. I have a rather large family split between Utrecht, San Francisco & Hawai’i. I have my tribe of social friends across the globe. While I have a great time with each of them, it’s often because of a sense of obligation. Birthdays, milestones, etc. What I don’t often get enough of is time to myself to do whatever I want without answering to anyone. The opportunity to be completely alone to read & write and do whatever I want is a gift. The greatest personal gift I can ask for. I’ll gladly celebrate my birthday with/for my loved ones. Maybe the weekend before or after. Just gift me this one day a year where I have to be accountable to no one on any level and let me be alone in peace. I love my own company and that’s all I ever ask for, for my birthday.

    DotC
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as everyone knows this is what you want to do for your birthday and why, there should be no problem. It’s people that don’t say (introverts trying to be polite but ending up mad) or their families/friends not being respectful of what the birthday person have said that are the problem.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love birthdays. The only thing is it shouldn't be mine. My birthday is the day I regret my existence the most!

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On your behalf, I love your birthday as it's the opposite of a regret to me and many others. 🫶

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    Melissa Hammond
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. That WAS the day I met my mother.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A birthday is a special celebration. With it, you can show the middle finger to life and your enemies. Screw you, I'm still alive.

    nari<333
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bffr CAT Edit: it mean be fûcking for real.

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use your words please i cant understand random letters

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    Nicole Sanchez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad doesn't like to celebrate his birthday because he lost his twin when I was little. He always says "it doesn't feel the same when the person who came into the world with you and grew up with you is gone."

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    ️ ️lefty libra️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of these are so 😘🤌🏻 like dam

    Elchinero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opposite of "hate" is indifference

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy sh1t dude, you killed him.

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, this was cute and also savage

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone made this with miraculous ladybug

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    opposite of hate is understanding. Opposite of love is fear...

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    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look around you. Approximately 98% of those people are mediocre. No offence intended. Just an observation.

    Melissa Hammond
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't know the key traits of a mediocre person doing anything, since I'm not one.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least mediocre is better than bad.

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't ask for opinions on Twitter. It's given per definition

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bidets are so much better than toilet paper

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't blow your nose in a bidet.

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you use a bide? You poop on toilet, fill bidet with water, sit in it, pull the plug out, clean the bidet? Here a little hand shower next to the toilet is more common.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Well, we have Japanese style bidet toilet seats. They are attached to the water supply, and have wands that comes out when you activate it - they are self cleaning. Also sprung for the water heater, built in pressure pump, heated seat, deodorizer, and air dryer. I have no idea what you're talking about.

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    Mike Kooring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing beats a blast of cold water going straight up your butt.

    FloralDangerNoodle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Mike Kooring ~ Actually, it's rather refreshing! Especially if you've eaten a spicy meal the day before.

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    Doluf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like none of the people in the comments actually knows how to use a bidet. I'm Italian and this is incredible to me. It's not toilet paper vs bidet. We use both. First you wipe and when you finish wiping you just go to the bidet and wash your bum with a specific soap. It's really that simple and towels aren't dirty when you finish drying yourself. It's not one or the other, no one skips toilet paper before washing here. It's seriously mind-blowing to me.

    Poisabelha Abelha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brasil does not have bidets everywhere , instead they use a much practical device, a handheld shower installed next to the sanitary vase. In the north it´s very common because the water temperature is mild and is nice tho wash yourself with a refreshing shower.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and have a bidet attachment on my toilet.

    Awenpotato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect place to chill beers at a party

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bi, so when you’re done, you just pull up your pants on a wet a*s ?

    Alex Kincaid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on Greg's photo, he definitely drinks from the Bidet

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the first time I saw one was when I was living in Italy. Girlfriend had to tell me what it was. Blew my mind.

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    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

    Neb Skram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if its a prostate exam? need any "tips" for that exam?

    Malfar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, you cheat at an exam. Then, you complain about incompetent specialists. Who also cheated on the exam.

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Seduce the teacher before the exam and kick his a*s after graduation."

    Mike Kooring
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Tip #1- don't get caught

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    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

    Sina Tallio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? I think Madonna herself would say that whoring was how she achieved everything.

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    Jan Olsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if my wife is a porn star?

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are the husbands of porn stars not allowed to think their wife is hot?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whether you bang 1 person for the rest of your life or 100 people a year, just remember to be safe. Some people are nasty!

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think, I know my wife is hottest woman.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also choose that guy's wife.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're totally allowed to think a porn star is hotter than your wife, as long as you make your wife feel like she is the hottest. Equally, you're allowed to think models and movie stars are better looking than your partner, as long as you make your partner feel like they're the best looking person on earth. It has nothing to do with being a strong or weak person, it's just a matter of what your taste happens to be. I think it's totally fine to choose a partner based largely on personality, not appearance. Also, none of us are still gonna be as attractive as 30 year olds when we're 70, just a fact of life. No problem to notice that younger people are more attractive than your partner and yourself nowadays, as long as you're not being creepy towards younger people and still make your partner feel like the most attractive person.

    Lunaofthenest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been with my partner for 23 years, I've known him for 26 years and I can honestly say, I've never been more attracted to anyone. Are there people out there that are subjectively more "attractive", sure! Ryan Reynolds is gorgeous but I don't *know* him & being attracted to somebody is a whole person experience- it's smells, looks shared, laughter & feelings, not just appearance based- For me, anyway.

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    Its Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: His wife is a porn star

    Aaron W
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    2 years ago

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

    Lakota Wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got this, Shouty. I boldly stated, when I was a teenager, that I was going to unalive myself at age 45 because that was when "old age" started. I'm 41, and suddenly I'm beginning to think that Teen Lakota was a bit daft. Hang in there, and ask for help when you need it. <3

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comments on this post are why I will never leave Bored Panda! When you guys are ON, this place can be the most open, caring, life-affirming site online. And this is coming from a woman that spent two days arguing about alcoholism on here, so you know I've been around the BP block, lol. Thank you!

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a teenager and I don’t know anything about myself

    Lakota Wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that you love astronomy, and you know that you have friends who love you on BP <3 now you know two things about yourself! XD

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    Little Miss Betty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 41 and can't tell my left from my right without making an L with my fingers 🤷

    Demented Nun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is hard and lonely thats why I'm On the internet cause I'm just lonely

    nikki bates
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feel lonely Demented, I'm here, talk to me

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not quite older than dirt, but every time I said I'd never make it to the next decade reality had different plans without consulting me.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closing in on 80 with a life full of regrets isn't much fun, either

    •Prolific Panda•
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a teenager and probably wont make it to 20..

    Nykky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 30 and can't ride a bike

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    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone please explain the proces of what they've done, step by step? I got a vague idea of what's happened but I would love to know what's exactly happened 😄

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally step by step, brick by brick. ;-)

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg Matpat would do that he loves pixel measurements

    Birb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a banana for that

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are the bananas? we need scale!

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy would be good at OSINT

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent a good part of childhood preparing for this moment

    yannick van gennip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dud be doing advanced math for this is insane

    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What no banana for reference?

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    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a microscope?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the new macro lens came in useful then?

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever is in charge of their social media needs a raise after this reply.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of a line from the movie "tank girl" when a guard asks her for a treat, she says, "Okay, you provide the magnifying glass and tweezers?"

    thelazypanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕥 they got him there

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her forehead is prime advertising space

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now live in hopes of someone editing a whole bunch of watermarks onto her forehead.

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    OWL ON A MISSION
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow some mean comments here. What if the tables were turned and this was your whatever being ridiculed? How would you feel?

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out: That's not the Eiffel Tower. Michael Jordan about to slam. Anyone who can get MJ to appear on their forehead like that is a sorceress not to be messed with.

    AltBren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just rude, no? Bald jokes for him anyone..

    Brock Landers
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    2 years ago

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    Were the other examples in this article where a woman mocked a man's looks also rude? Since I didn't see you complain

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that is f*****g bogus, like damn I had to scroll back up and he's not wrong, but damn he's bogus for calling them out. That's terrible. lol

    Gay Waffle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild how BP will happily post about body positivity uwu and then this

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    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... so... they carry lipstick, eyeliner and their cellphone ... in the rear...?

    Elaine Reed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep emergency medication and tissues in my purse. Also enough funds to get home if needed. Also phone, umbrella, ebook and other things. No one should abuse the person offering company over a date- from either side.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ALL men". lol I'm a boomer. My waistline stays above my butt. I have not yet achieved the "waistline at nipple height" status reserved for our wise elders.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a boomer too and his waistline and belt are still at his waist too. No gut.

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    tabithapaquette98
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I carry way more than money in my purse, so gth.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't keep necessary things in your belt.

    Nykky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the comparison?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confused me becos I'm in UK, and my purse is just money & maybe cards, but in USA, I think a purse holds all the things a woman might carry with her, e.g. makeup, phone, tissues, tickets, keys. So in the USA, a woman might bring her purse even if not expecting to need any money.

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a feeble attempt to keep our possessions off the ground when we hit the all gut and no butt years.

    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually bought suspenders recently

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    CowGhost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can hold stuff in a belt? Men really do have more pocket space than women. *sarcasm*

    Queen Penelope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll pay for your a*s to get covered

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I said, hey gorgeous

    Sina Tallio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was talking to you, bro", nothing in this conversation says that he's angry or wouldn't say yes.

    DannX68
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole pic (that I have seen, at least), has the first guy reply back "hey, handsome, how are you".

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: she doesn't have a b/f, that's a filter.

    Mommy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's he even doing reading HER messages and answering them on HER phone...? (or is that a common thing to do nowadays? I've never done that on my husbands phone)

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I share a phone and messenger account. It's not THAT unusual.

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    Meh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she has a type then

    S P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the first guys seems to be pretty similar to the boyfriend from what little but you can see

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    Its Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 98% sure that it’s the woman using a filter to make themself a dude

    Its Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Z Alexi That wasn’t a guess. I am actually 98% sure that this was a filter. Also, just to make sure you understand, 98% is equal to 49/50 in fractions and 0.98 in decimal. The only reason why I’m not commenting on your comment is because you have enough downvotes to ensure that nobody can ever read that unwillingly.

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I think the profile of the avatar is the same guy?

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the boyfriend is as good a person as he is good-looking!

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    Gay Waffle
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    2 years ago

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    It's a joke... scary is your inability to understand that and being judgemental instead

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    Steek Insektoideth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were doing a bit of a dad joke saying “no im a doctor” to the person asking “model?” because model is a job but they were actually asking about the phone model.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's technically right. The best kind of right!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some professional people seem dim when not actually talking about their job, but was she making a joke anyway?

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now, i'm curious, what is your native language ? :)

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    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is the most widely understood language in the world. It's how Russians speak to Chinese, Germans speak to Japanese. It's mandatory for air travel. Most programming languages are written in it. Even watching badminton tournaments in Thailand, where one Thai team is playing another, all the scoring and communication is in English. It's also devoid of accents, which makes it a lot easier to use a standard keyboard.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to hear positive things said about English. Although it is spoken by so many people, they are many disadvantages given by people (including Pandas!) attempting or learning to speak it.

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    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah but they got a point English is so hard 😭

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember learning that there are more than 500 Native North American languages, more than 400 from the Canadian First Nations Peoples. And the overwhelming majority are no longer spoken or spoken by very few people, usually the elders of the group. It is very sad.

    DotC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At any given point, one language will be the one used for commerce. French and German and Italian had their time. I feel like Cantonese Chinese will be the main one soon.

    Ricardo Ferreira
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    2 years ago

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    Because German is a nightmare and they lose the War. 🤷‍♂️

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    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh she's 'two-faced'. Oh man, I can recognize money grabs a mile away but my sense of humor is fading. Time to read a book Jake.

    Brock Landers
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    2 years ago

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    I didn't notice you asking "who hurt her?" in response to the examples here of women taking shots at men, calling them ugly, etc. Guess I missed it?

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jaded friend or possible ex?

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexism is SO funny! Can't stop laughing 😂

    Brock Landers
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    2 years ago

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    So were the posts that poked fun at men sexist too?

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    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch that hurt just reading it

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just making a general statement: Being two faced has no gender.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aadarsh is just jealous he's only got 1 bar.

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