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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or make you subscription on January 31st and have Netflix forever 🤯

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Heshjay
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've not tried it with Netflix but I have some end of the month subscriptions and they normally take the payments for February on 1st March :)

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Lesley Zed
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do use 100% of our brains, just not all areas at the same time. If everything were ‘working’ at the same time we would die immediately.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sooo does it work or just wishful thinking? Asking for a friend.

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Timbob
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he didn’t. Calendar month. In the case mentioned, that could expire in two days !

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesn't work, of course. And even if it did, you would be getting a subscription for 3 years and one month in the best case, not 4 years...

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welp I don't use anywhere near 100% of my brain but next year is a leap year so you have to wait until January 2025 and you would only get 3 years and a month of free service. But the idea is genius.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When they start billing you on Feb 28 your feelings will be hurt.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does it work on HBO as well? Asking for a friend..🥴

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yannick van gennip
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it only worked like that unfortunately its just 30 days at that point

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is actually a myth, or misconception. We do use 100% of our brain, just not all at the same time. Every part of the brain has a function, so depending on what one is doing, one will only utilize those parts of the brain needed for the current activity.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! I wonder if that would work 🤣 honestly I thought I'd found a loophole with Amazon Music Unlimited free trial! Had a payment come out my bank 3 days ago for this, only problem is I didn't order it! Contacted them yesterday to query it and was asked if I'd taken out a free trial of Amazon music in December 2018!!

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it a free month trial or a free 30 day trial??? I have had Netflix for so long I don't remember.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

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