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From the London skyline to skipping the “t’s” in a bunch of words (think “bottle of water” in an English accent,) the UK has cemented itself in our collective psyche, one way or another. But actually living in Britain isn’t just Harry Potter-esque castles and endless crumpets with tea, as we can now learn through the magic of the internet. 

The “Casual UK” group is a place for Brits to share those little moments that can only be found in the UK. English streets, mug comparisons, and complaints about eccentric neighbors all make an appearance. We also reached out to British comedy writer and stand-up comedian Davina Bentley to learn more. So get comfortable, maybe get a cup of tea and be sure to upvote your favorite posts. 

#1

Received From My Landlady This Morning, They Aren’t All Bad

Received From My Landlady This Morning, They Aren’t All Bad

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    #2

    It Explains So Much

    It Explains So Much

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone hasn't been outside Wetherspoons late Saturday night in Cardiff (just to clarify, it wasn't me)

    Scented Candle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding the last part only makes me more suspicious

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh....my wife didn't say anything about her Welsh heritage.

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This still happens in most towns and cities at the weekend!

    CowGhost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine growing up there and then moving to the USA

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to try that.

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Times have indeed changed a lot in the past decade.

    Alex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you been to Cardiff on a Friday Night? :D

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is true - why? Was it against some 'puritan' type people who thought they had committed a sin if they saw a breast? Mooning someone I sort of get since that is where excrement comes out. But.. breast?

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that Madonna's encore on her latest tour?

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I’m sold. My grandfather immigrated from Wales to the US. I’m moving back. I’m tired of being cursed without the tiddies. It just doesn’t feel authentic….

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh…Oh…Ok so that lady wasn’t happy I was digging in her trash…

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...i did that just yesterday!

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LIKE this curse-- can I see it?

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd certainly feel cursed after THAT.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes the older ways really were the best ways

    Erick L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tradition that can put you in troubles...In other countries.

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    #3

    Bench Memorial At Stanmer Park, Brighton

    Bench Memorial At Stanmer Park, Brighton

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    Bored Panda got in touch with UK comedy writer and stand-up comedian Davina Bentley to ask some questions about humor and comedy in Britain compared to the rest of the English-speaking world. After all, despite similarities in language, everything from media to stand-up has its own nuances from place to place. 

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    “English humor is bleaker. It’s less earnest than say American humor and it’s weirder. Because British people are particularly idiosyncratic and English humor reflects that. We like things a bit gritty and unpolished.”

    #5

    Not Much Sympathy From The Boss

    Not Much Sympathy From The Boss

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    #6

    My Mate's New Pet - Lamborghini

    My Mate's New Pet - Lamborghini

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    Nucy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have him than the real deal

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    We also wanted to hear what she thought were some of the most visible differences between how Brits approach “funny” characters, in comparison to, say, Americans. “The characters. English culture doesn’t always celebrate “winners” or jocks, it sometimes celebrates “losers” and I think that could be a struggle. To make sense to a US audience, Tim from the office had to be “glowed up” from Martin Freeman to John Krasinski.”

    #7

    I Can't Be The Only One

    I Can't Be The Only One

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    #8

    Went To The Tropical Butterfly House Yesterday And This Fella Was Mocking Me

    Went To The Tropical Butterfly House Yesterday And This Fella Was Mocking Me

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    #9

    All Is Well In The World

    All Is Well In The World

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    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drug dealer's creativity is unimagineable...

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    Finally, we wanted to know what Davina's quintessential UK experience was. “Dancing to Girls Aloud at a wedding, Smirnoff Ice from the corner shop, and crying in Topshop,” she told us, so perhaps add it to your to-do list when you are planning your next trip to Britain. You can find Davina’s comedy videos and sketches on Instagram here and on TikTok here

    #10

    This Comment On Someone’s Breakfast

    This Comment On Someone’s Breakfast

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    #11

    Brits Queuing Without Barriers At An Ed Sheeran Gig

    Brits Queuing Without Barriers At An Ed Sheeran Gig

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    #12

    You Must Pay For Your Crimes

    You Must Pay For Your Crimes

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tea is like a samurai sword; Just like 'Once drawn, it cannot be sheathed until it draws blood', 'Once brewed, it must be drunk'.

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    #13

    "King Charles' Coronation Service Will Be Four Hours Longer Than His Mother, Due To His Limited Mobility."

    "King Charles' Coronation Service Will Be Four Hours Longer Than His Mother, Due To His Limited Mobility."

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    #14

    An Egyptian Woman Is Unimpressed By Stonehenge

    An Egyptian Woman Is Unimpressed By Stonehenge

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are not considered to be of the same period and not the same climatic conditions of conservation.

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    #15

    Preparing The Golden Balls Of Disappointment For Halloween

    Preparing The Golden Balls Of Disappointment For Halloween

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    #16

    Bit Harsh From The Bbc

    Bit Harsh From The Bbc

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaammmnnn! That was uncalled for!

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    #17

    A Guy Asked His Mate To Take His Bin Out As He Wouldn’t Be Home. He Went Above And Beyond

    A Guy Asked His Mate To Take His Bin Out As He Wouldn’t Be Home. He Went Above And Beyond

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    #18

    Do Not Disturb The Garden Centre Sleepy Cat

    Do Not Disturb The Garden Centre Sleepy Cat

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    #19

    Flying To Dublin Tomorrow So I Made My Own Carry-On Bag

    Flying To Dublin Tomorrow So I Made My Own Carry-On Bag

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    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooh I should make one for Spirit Airlines

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    #20

    So There’s A Fox In My Upstairs Bedroom. Not Entirely Sure How It Got In

    So There’s A Fox In My Upstairs Bedroom. Not Entirely Sure How It Got In

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    #21

    Old Skool UK Graffiti

    Old Skool UK Graffiti

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    #22

    On A Conference Call…my 14yr Old Daughter Presented Me With This Note To Avoid Disturbing Me

    On A Conference Call…my 14yr Old Daughter Presented Me With This Note To Avoid Disturbing Me

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    #23

    Saw This For The First Time In The Mens. I Always Thought It Was A Myth. (Coventry, Battle Bar)

    Saw This For The First Time In The Mens. I Always Thought It Was A Myth. (Coventry, Battle Bar)

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    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s in most British pubs. Usually in the ladies loo.

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    #24

    Today I Visited A Model Village That Had A Model Of The Model Village That Itself Also Had A Model Of The Model Of The Model Village

    Today I Visited A Model Village That Had A Model Of The Model Village That Itself Also Had A Model Of The Model Of The Model Village

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    #25

    Saw This And Instantly Thought Of Casual UK!

    Saw This And Instantly Thought Of Casual UK!

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of a friend commented that he'll always think of Charles as 'King Prince Charles' and I completely agree.

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    #26

    Happy Birthday To That One Kid From Hot Fuzz

    Happy Birthday To That One Kid From Hot Fuzz

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    #27

    Casually Saw A Walrus At Scarborough Harbour Last Night Taking A Nap

    Casually Saw A Walrus At Scarborough Harbour Last Night Taking A Nap

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    mhoulden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thor! They cancelled the New Year's Eve fireworks to avoid disturbing him. More details at https://bdmlr.org.uk/the-return-of-thor

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    #28

    A True Neighbourly British Complaint

    A True Neighbourly British Complaint

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    BM Khalid Hasan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country, if I send this letter to a neighbour, the sound will be double loud! My neighbour will take this as a challenge!

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    #29

    A Facebook Post From My Local Pub Last Night

    A Facebook Post From My Local Pub Last Night

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    #30

    British Weather Summed Up In 2 Images

    British Weather Summed Up In 2 Images

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    #31

    Northern Train Having An Existential Crisis

    Northern Train Having An Existential Crisis

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    #32

    Oh Dear

    Oh Dear

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    Penelope Orange
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amusing but I'm wondering how the patron got the card. I'm guessing it came from bar staff/bartender. Couldn't the actual credit card have been returned instead?

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    #33

    Certainly Wasn't Expecting This Message From My Dad Last Night

    Certainly Wasn't Expecting This Message From My Dad Last Night

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    #34

    My Girlfriend Has Just Moved From Birmingham And Says My Village Is “Weird” For Having An Egg Vending Machine. She’s Wrong, Right..?

    My Girlfriend Has Just Moved From Birmingham And Says My Village Is “Weird” For Having An Egg Vending Machine. She’s Wrong, Right..?

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    Dragonbeard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is an eggselent idea! No yoke!

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    #35

    Heard A Noise In The Kitchen Whilst Sat Reading. I Don’t Own A Cat

    Heard A Noise In The Kitchen Whilst Sat Reading. I Don’t Own A Cat

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    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have a dope poster! The most british thing I´ve seen today :)

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    #36

    Missus Wants Me To Pull Out All The Stops When I Eventually Propose. I’ve Kept This Bad Boy For Two Years

    Missus Wants Me To Pull Out All The Stops When I Eventually Propose. I’ve Kept This Bad Boy For Two Years

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    #37

    Well Now, That's Not A Very Nice Thing To Say About Someone, Bbc News

    Well Now, That's Not A Very Nice Thing To Say About Someone, Bbc News

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....Which is fine, it's when she hits the wacky backy as well, that's when she gets a bit lairy.

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    #38

    Hard Hitting Questions On Loose Women Today

    Hard Hitting Questions On Loose Women Today

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    #39

    First Day Back In The Office At Work. Printed Off Some Faqs To Stick On The Door To Avoid The Post-Christmas Small Talk Barrage. Genius Or Peak Antisocial Grump?

    First Day Back In The Office At Work. Printed Off Some Faqs To Stick On The Door To Avoid The Post-Christmas Small Talk Barrage. Genius Or Peak Antisocial Grump?

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    #40

    Local Supermarket Has Started To Put A Protective Barrier Around The Employees Whilst They Put The Reduced Food Out On The Shelves. Out Of Shot Is A Horde Of Eager Pensioners Ready To Pounce

    Local Supermarket Has Started To Put A Protective Barrier Around The Employees Whilst They Put The Reduced Food Out On The Shelves. Out Of Shot Is A Horde Of Eager Pensioners Ready To Pounce

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in a supermarket and I understand this completely. It's impossible to do your job when customers are leaning over you and breathing down your neck so they get get 20p off a packet of ham.

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    #41

    This Is Not My Cat

    This Is Not My Cat

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he looks like he's your good mate.

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    #42

    It's Kicking Off At Co-Op This Morning

    It's Kicking Off At Co-Op This Morning

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, it's an ingredient, hence the label tasting notes... "Strong body with distinctive nutty flavour!"

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    #43

    My Son Tells Me (An Hour Before Bed) That He Needs A Cardboard Model Of His Favourite Book For School Tomorrow. Think We Can All Agree I Nailed It, Especially Hedwig

    My Son Tells Me (An Hour Before Bed) That He Needs A Cardboard Model Of His Favourite Book For School Tomorrow. Think We Can All Agree I Nailed It, Especially Hedwig

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    #44

    Disco Steve Is In Da House!

    Disco Steve Is In Da House!

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    #45

    So Over The Last Few Days I’ve Watched This Evolve From Just A Traffic Cone, To A Traffic Cone And A Bin, To A Traffic Cone, A Bin And A Full Patio Set. I’m Impressed

    So Over The Last Few Days I’ve Watched This Evolve From Just A Traffic Cone, To A Traffic Cone And A Bin, To A Traffic Cone, A Bin And A Full Patio Set. I’m Impressed

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    #46

    Mum Always Gets Annoyed When We Mess With Her Nativity Scene. This Year We Took Baby Jesus Out For Beers And A Curry

    Mum Always Gets Annoyed When We Mess With Her Nativity Scene. This Year We Took Baby Jesus Out For Beers And A Curry

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    Dragonbeard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I add dragons and dinosaurs to the one my mother puts up.

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    #47

    Peak Pettiness Or Justifiable Security In The Office Kitchen?

    Peak Pettiness Or Justifiable Security In The Office Kitchen?

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justified. There are some bloody animals in our offices

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    #48

    Is There A More British Sight Than A Postie In Shorts In The Snow?

    Is There A More British Sight Than A Postie In Shorts In The Snow?

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    #49

    I Made What The World Wasn’t Waiting For… Big Bean

    I Made What The World Wasn’t Waiting For… Big Bean

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    #50

    Your Fridge Has Been Delivered To Your Safe Place

    Your Fridge Has Been Delivered To Your Safe Place

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    #51

    Queen Elizabeth II Corgis Waiting Outside The Procession For Her Coffin To Arrive

    Queen Elizabeth II Corgis Waiting Outside The Procession For Her Coffin To Arrive

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    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was her pony watching the procession that really got to me.

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    #52

    Birds Eye View Of The UK

    Birds Eye View Of The UK

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    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn't understand birdseyes makes peas Edit: Jesus wept get a life, I didn't think I'd have to tell people that peas are t sculpted out of clay by the visual or of of an airborn creature

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    #53

    We Love Our Fellow Brits Really. Honest

    We Love Our Fellow Brits Really. Honest

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brits about people in the same county but the next large town or two over. Woolwich and Abbey Wood, Chatham and Maidstone, Llanelli and Carmarthen...

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    #54

    Curry House Of The Dead

    Curry House Of The Dead

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    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this one - definite case of misidentification!

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    #55

    My Technophobic Wife Accidentally Locked Down Her Entire School

    My Technophobic Wife Accidentally Locked Down Her Entire School

    Apparently she was 'just typing'.
    My wife is the most gifted teacher I've ever met. She works in an incredibly deprived school and has turned her department into one of the best performing in her local authority.
    She accidentally pressed a combination of keys that set off the alert by default.
    Everything is fine. Put down your pitchforks.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been working with Windows for 20 years now and I've never seen this. XD

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    #56

    Mental How I Can’t Smoke In This Shop, But Guide Dogs Can

    Mental How I Can’t Smoke In This Shop, But Guide Dogs Can

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you misunderstood that: it doesn’t mean that guide dogs can smoke, it means the only thing you can smoke in there are guide dogs.

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    #57

    I'm Here In The UK On A Work Trip. I Love How Us Yanks Think You Guys Are "Too Polite"!

    I'm Here In The UK On A Work Trip. I Love How Us Yanks Think You Guys Are "Too Polite"!

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! I just thought it was a message to their friend behind, who was called CLINT.😉

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    #58

    I Miss Liverpool

    I Miss Liverpool

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your man is giving them 1 star for the same reason I'd give Liverpool 5 stars!

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    #59

    Just An Average Customer At My Local Co-Op

    Just An Average Customer At My Local Co-Op

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    #60

    ‘Full English Breakfast’ Costume For A British Themed Party. Apparently I Didn’t Quite Understand The Assignment

    ‘Full English Breakfast’ Costume For A British Themed Party. Apparently I Didn’t Quite Understand The Assignment

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    #61

    Love What Asda Called Their New Knock Off Dr Pepper

    Love What Asda Called Their New Knock Off Dr Pepper

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    #63

    At Least It's Not Shut For The Foreskinable Future

    At Least It's Not Shut For The Foreskinable Future

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unseen? Without warning!? What are you going to do with THOSE SCISSORS!!?

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    #64

    First Time Ever: Finished A Bottle Of Worcestershire Sauce, Before It Expires!

    First Time Ever: Finished A Bottle Of Worcestershire Sauce, Before It Expires!

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    #65

    When Your Mum Watches Good Morning Britain So Much It Gets Permanently Burned Into Your TV

    When Your Mum Watches Good Morning Britain So Much It Gets Permanently Burned Into Your TV

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    Tiffany Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is this TV? I don't think the new ones do that any more.

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    #66

    Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

    Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

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    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be right back. Have to uh, check something.

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    #67

    Council Just Left Stacks Of New Bins For Us To Fight Over And Buggered Off

    Council Just Left Stacks Of New Bins For Us To Fight Over And Buggered Off

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    #68

    On This Day 25 Years Ago We Lost Princess Diana. Forever In Are Hearts

    On This Day 25 Years Ago We Lost Princess Diana. Forever In Are Hearts

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    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know Princess Diana sang “Wake me up before you go-go”!

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    #69

    Found This Monstrosity While Walking In London

    Found This Monstrosity While Walking In London

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    #70

    First Time Living On My Own, I Put These Here Over A Week Ago And They’re Still There. How Do I Get Them To Go To The Bathroom?

    First Time Living On My Own, I Put These Here Over A Week Ago And They’re Still There. How Do I Get Them To Go To The Bathroom?

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them a pint of beer. They'll soon want to go to the bathroom. It works for me

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    #71

    Step Aside Chatgpt!

    Step Aside Chatgpt!

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    #72

    Tesco Delivered The Wrong Wine. I Complained, And Another Delivery Driver Turned Up 2 Hours Later With £31 In Cash In An Envelope!

    Tesco Delivered The Wrong Wine. I Complained, And Another Delivery Driver Turned Up 2 Hours Later With £31 In Cash In An Envelope!

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    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not how their customer services normally play out... usually an online refund and possibly a gesture of goodwill voucher!

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    #73

    Looks Like Someone Didn't Pay Their Builder

    Looks Like Someone Didn't Pay Their Builder

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    #74

    Who Controls The Tide?

    Who Controls The Tide?

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    #75

    Borrowed Wife's Car This Morning And Found This. Should I Seek Professional Help For Her?

    Borrowed Wife's Car This Morning And Found This. Should I Seek Professional Help For Her?

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    #76

    Had These Internationally Shipped To The U.S.. I Appreciated The Mini Lesson On How To Correctly Read The Date

    Had These Internationally Shipped To The U.S.. I Appreciated The Mini Lesson On How To Correctly Read The Date

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    #77

    Not My Car But It Is My Neighbour

    Not My Car But It Is My Neighbour

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how wonderfully passive aggressive this note this.

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    #78

    Looks Like Henry's Had A 21st Century Makeover

    Looks Like Henry's Had A 21st Century Makeover

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    #79

    I Have A Sick Dog So I Ordered £70 Worth Of Groceries From Morrisons Via Deliveroo. Morrisons Accepted The Order But Cancelled Almost Every Item. I Paid £5 Delivery And £5 Tip. And I Got An Onion. Deliveroo Refused To Cancel. Behold, The World’s Most Expensive Onion

    I Have A Sick Dog So I Ordered £70 Worth Of Groceries From Morrisons Via Deliveroo. Morrisons Accepted The Order But Cancelled Almost Every Item. I Paid £5 Delivery And £5 Tip. And I Got An Onion. Deliveroo Refused To Cancel. Behold, The World’s Most Expensive Onion

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    #80

    Wtf? The Rental Agent Said This Is A Great Bathroom. Wtf Is Wrong With These Morons? I’m Average Height By The Way

    Wtf? The Rental Agent Said This Is A Great Bathroom. Wtf Is Wrong With These Morons? I’m Average Height By The Way

    No_Yak_3436 Report

    Ovar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real estate agents are basically professional liars. Some of the worst people I've met

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    #81

    Coworker Keeps Joking About Me Being ‘Precious’ Because I Never Accept When He Offers To Make Me A Cuppa. This Is How He Makes His Tea

    Coworker Keeps Joking About Me Being ‘Precious’ Because I Never Accept When He Offers To Make Me A Cuppa. This Is How He Makes His Tea

    SpikeVonLipwig Report

    Mark Bayliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill him. Kill him now, we can't have his genes spreading.

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    #82

    My Daughter Being So Casually British About Coming Out

    My Daughter Being So Casually British About Coming Out

    PrestigiousTest6700 Report

    Emma S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way coming out to parents should be. As a mother I can't imagine disowning your child purely because of their sexual orientation.

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    #83

    Spotted In My Local Sainsbury's - Not Sure This Quite Adds Up

    Spotted In My Local Sainsbury's - Not Sure This Quite Adds Up

    Catsandveg Report

    #84

    A Proper Christmas Start

    A Proper Christmas Start

    3616920 Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I showed this to my partner, they want to know where to obtain this pan.

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    #85

    Watching The England V France Match And Searched Up The Referee On Google

    Watching The England V France Match And Searched Up The Referee On Google

    GoTS8IsTheWorst Report

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    #86

    I've Been Stood Here For Hours And Nothing Has Even Happened

    I've Been Stood Here For Hours And Nothing Has Even Happened

    Internal_Job_5597 Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much closer do you need it? It's on your wrist!

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    #87

    Every UK Household's Secret Shame

    Every UK Household's Secret Shame

    VeryOftenWrong Report

    Jayne Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ... I have a collection of these. But they have practical purposes - get some glass paint, paint them, put a tealight in, voila cheap presents. Or, like me, ashtrays.

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    #88

    Microsoft Has Mistranslated Zip Files As "Postcode" In The Gb Insider Version Of Windows 11

    Microsoft Has Mistranslated Zip Files As "Postcode" In The Gb Insider Version Of Windows 11

    waffenwolf Report

    #89

    Top Tier Dad Joke From My Dad

    Top Tier Dad Joke From My Dad

    DaveBlathis Report

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is indeed a fantastic British Dad joke.

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    #90

    It’s Lovely Being Back In The UK And Getting Proper TV Journalism

    It’s Lovely Being Back In The UK And Getting Proper TV Journalism

    istara Report

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    #91

    Technically True

    Technically True

    JamWasp Report

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    130?! Is that made from Waterford crystal?

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    #92

    London To Edinburgh Train Today... Let's Hope No One Needs To Pee

    London To Edinburgh Train Today... Let's Hope No One Needs To Pee

    Zucchini_Poet Report

    #93

    Friend Is Studying For Their Citizenship Test And I Have To Say We Both Thoroughly Disagree With This Answer

    Friend Is Studying For Their Citizenship Test And I Have To Say We Both Thoroughly Disagree With This Answer

    EhAhKen Report

    Josephine Blogs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any option apart from the one highlighted will do. 😂

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    #94

    My Local Pubs Cheese And Onion Rolls

    My Local Pubs Cheese And Onion Rolls

    rem0tely Report

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    #95

    Staying At My Parents Tonight. My Boyfriend Just Looked In Their Fridge And Said ‘I’ve Never Seen A Fridge Have So Much Yet So Little At The Same Time’

    Staying At My Parents Tonight. My Boyfriend Just Looked In Their Fridge And Said ‘I’ve Never Seen A Fridge Have So Much Yet So Little At The Same Time’

    Fluffy-Survey4036 Report

    #96

    The Opening Ceremnony For... Lidl?

    The Opening Ceremnony For... Lidl?

    tomhoodie Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We take our openings in the UK very seriously! Ask at any gay bar

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    #97

    I'm Back Home For Christmas In Bedfordshire After 8 Years Of Being Away And I Have 2 Questions! When The Frick Did This Haircut Happen And Why Wasn't It Stopped?

    I'm Back Home For Christmas In Bedfordshire After 8 Years Of Being Away And I Have 2 Questions! When The Frick Did This Haircut Happen And Why Wasn't It Stopped?

    Stevenlonghorn Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I'm not too keen on modern mens haircuts but in my time, I've had a perm, a pony tail and a mullet, so probably best if I shut the F up.

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    #98

    I’m In A Bad Place At The Moment… Not Mentally, I’m Just In

    I’m In A Bad Place At The Moment… Not Mentally, I’m Just In

    BisonLoose6266 Report

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    #99

    It’s Just A Hole In The Wall I Don’t Get It, What’s So Special? 😭 Why Is It A Tourist Attraction? Why Are The Reviews Like This?

    It’s Just A Hole In The Wall I Don’t Get It, What’s So Special? 😭 Why Is It A Tourist Attraction? Why Are The Reviews Like This?

    sploinkyy Report

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don’t understand, we call an ATM machine a hole in the wall.

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    #100

    Found This On The Work Printer

    Found This On The Work Printer

    risingpostsupporter Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mickey Flannagan? You will be going out out

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    #101

    This Is Ridiculous

    This Is Ridiculous

    Svaertis Report

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    #102

    Just Got This Email From My Boy's School. There Was A Swift Follow Up To Say Teacher Should Be Replaced With Cheetah

    Just Got This Email From My Boy's School. There Was A Swift Follow Up To Say Teacher Should Be Replaced With Cheetah

    ic3chill34 Report

    Rens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would any trip include going to a shanty town??? I left South Africa 20 odd years ago there's no way you'd get me to go to any shanty town in any country!

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    #103

    I Don’t Even Know Where To Post This

    I Don’t Even Know Where To Post This

    Wonderful-Fishing857 Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that scene in The Incredibles where Mr. Incredible had balls shot at him, and expanded when he got hit? It's like someone made an outfit out of those balls.

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    #104

    Note Left In The Kitchen By My Housemate Because Her Oven Glove Has Disappeared

    Note Left In The Kitchen By My Housemate Because Her Oven Glove Has Disappeared

    Electrical-Risk586 Report

    #105

    Found Sealed In My Nans Kitchen Cupboard

    Found Sealed In My Nans Kitchen Cupboard

    MorningToast Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, just from the design of the box. People would totally buy it on ebay though.

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    #106

    I Got A Life Size (6’5) Jeremy Clarkson Cardboard Cut Out For Christmas, What Should I Do With It?

    I Got A Life Size (6’5) Jeremy Clarkson Cardboard Cut Out For Christmas, What Should I Do With It?

    The-Holy-Sheep-14 Report

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    #107

    New Girl At Greggs Doesn’t Know The Bacon To Bap Ratio Yet :)

    New Girl At Greggs Doesn’t Know The Bacon To Bap Ratio Yet :)

    death-in-tipton Report

    #108

    Wish Me Luck, Guys!

    Wish Me Luck, Guys!

    26326312 Report

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £10 accepted. Compulsory specialist delivery fees will be £423,740.00

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    #109

    Finally Found A Job Worse Than Mine - Playground Inspector. I Watched Him Test Every Piece Of Kids Playground Equipment In The Rain

    Finally Found A Job Worse Than Mine - Playground Inspector. I Watched Him Test Every Piece Of Kids Playground Equipment In The Rain

    Grownuppieceofjizz Report

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is testing play equipment ever a bad job? Sod the rain, that doesn't matter a jot!!

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    #110

    It Takes Roughly 30 Creme Eggs To Fill A Fullsized Easter Egg. Presenting...the Megga Creme

    It Takes Roughly 30 Creme Eggs To Fill A Fullsized Easter Egg. Presenting...the Megga Creme

    Milefox_ Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're a dirty bastard... But I love you!

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    #111

    Thank You For Your 44 Years At Asda

    Thank You For Your 44 Years At Asda

    Substantial-Gate-777 Report

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People make fun of these gifts, but it was someone's effort to be nice. Because you know corporate did jack all.

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    #112

    Used An Ai To Bring Henry Viii Into 2022- Thoughts?

    Used An Ai To Bring Henry Viii Into 2022- Thoughts?

    Lord_o_the_North Report

    #113

    Cheers Eon, Glad I Sat In The Dark For An Hour

    Cheers Eon, Glad I Sat In The Dark For An Hour

    TomAND1 Report

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My power company ( NZ ) sent me a similar email except mine is $649.00 and a reduction to $19 a week.

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    #114

    Someone On Facebook Posted This Breakfast Served At Alton Towers Hotel And It Keeps Me Up At Night

    Someone On Facebook Posted This Breakfast Served At Alton Towers Hotel And It Keeps Me Up At Night

    JerosScotland Report

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    #115

    Ai Can Generate British Streets With Alarming Accuracy

    Ai Can Generate British Streets With Alarming Accuracy

    hoverside Report

    #116

    I Don't Know Where To Start

    I Don't Know Where To Start

    KannyDay88 Report

    #117

    Pics From Our Old Letting Agent’s Check Out Report. Still Baffles Me

    Pics From Our Old Letting Agent’s Check Out Report. Still Baffles Me

    Dukeofthumbs Report

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Total bond withheld due to hair all over the place. Professional cleaners brought in to completely clean the house again'

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    #118

    Happy Halloween Guys God Save The Queen

    Happy Halloween Guys God Save The Queen

    XIMasterNateIX Report

    HOUSE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the blood, she wasnt murdered lol

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    #119

    Whose Stuff Does The British Museum Have?

    Whose Stuff Does The British Museum Have?

    Iliketurterls Report

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we be sure that all these artifacts would have survived until today if the UK hadn't taken them? Just a question, I'm NOT saying the artefacts shouldn't be given back.

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    #120

    I Kinda Wanna Know If I Have The Most Owned Copies Of Flushed Away, Like Maybe Not In The World But In The UK? I Have 9 So Far. Any Of You Have More?

    I Kinda Wanna Know If I Have The Most Owned Copies Of Flushed Away, Like Maybe Not In The World But In The UK? I Have 9 So Far. Any Of You Have More?

    BL1FFORD Report

    #121

    A Greggs Just Opened Up Next To Another Greggs In Norwich

    A Greggs Just Opened Up Next To Another Greggs In Norwich

    reddit.com Report

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shop to let, suggests one is closing. I guess they didn’t want people to go without pasties during a move lol

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