This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones
Birds are a universal part of our ecosystem, from the clueless-looking pidgin to sparrows that zip by at extremely high speeds. The ability to fly equips them to be particularly immune from repercussions, so it’s no surprise that avians seem to have no qualms about taking our stuff, eating our food, and then flying away before any consequences can be felt.
The “Birds being Jerks” online group gathers examples of birds with little to no regard for humans and our stuff. So get comfortable and upvote your favorite examples as you scroll through. Be sure to comment your own bird stories and tales.
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Anarchists
My Dickbag Bird
As long as he doesn't upload them to the Internet while you're downloading.
When you take into consideration the evolutionary nature of birds, it makes more sense that they might have an inclination towards jerkdom. Scientists believe that birds are the modern incarnation of dinosaurs like the velociraptor of “Jurrasic Park” fame. You might notice the word raptor, which we still use to describe various birds of prey.
They are still pretty unique in the modern world, as they are the only animals with feathers. The only exception to this is the kiwi, which is furry and flightless, much like the fruit. They also lay eggs, despite being warm-blooded, much to the benefit of our breakfast. One thing modern birds do not really have anymore is teeth, as their ancestors often did still retain some to access a more varied diet.
This Is My Life Now
Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle
Ah yes, the crow and the bald eagle - the odd couple of the bird world. It's a classic case of a small bird with big dreams, hitching a ride on the shoulders of a bald eagle, the ultimate symbol of freedom and majesty. I suppose it just goes to show that no matter how different we may seem on the surface, we can all find common ground when we're in it together. Or maybe that crow is just trying to save his energy for the next heist.
I Think We Have A Criminal Here
Feathers give birds all sorts of benefits, from flight, insulation, and protection against water. The flip side is that it ends up requiring them to spend almost 10% of their time just grooming and preening. Reflecting their dinosaur heritage, some birds also have scales, primarily on their toes. The ability to fly comes with the need for rapid digestion and very quick metabolism.
This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour
Fuck The Law
Lol the sign perfectly illustrates a sea gull, right down to its spindly legs!
No Respect For The Rules
Some can also mimic the noises of other animals, including humans. Parrots are pretty famous for taking on the mannerisms and expressions used by their owners, while crows can mimic the sounds of predators. They use this to attract said predators to carcasses, allowing wolves or bears to split open the dead animal and gain access to the meat inside.
I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist
Love. . . Hate. .
Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!
Birds Being A Dick
Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop
"I want this one, no this one! How about this one over there? Noooo, this one's better! Oooops... Hi hooman!"
Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser
Blursed Parrot
Well, duh, haven't you seen all the Jurassic Park movies? We are expected to bite and hunt and stuff...
Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But
Critically endangered bird Vs human. Needs to be a documentary about this one.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park
Rainbow lorikeets! The most commonly seen wild bird in Australia. Very little fear of humans. A wildlife park in Queensland regularly pranks tourists like this. An unforgettable experience. There's a photo of young me in exactly the same situation.
Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly
They Won’t Be Stopped
This Speaks For Itself
He's gonna make you an offer you can't understand.
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I’m imagining waking up In the middle of the night and seeing that bird looking at me…
My dog brings me knives if we leave one on the worktop - she'll run around the house with it in her mouth. They have to go straight in the dishwasher or be hand washed & put away.
A reminder that the chances of your pet murdering you are low. but never zero.
This One Has Made My Balcony His Territory... Tries To Scratch Me If I'm Outside
An Atlantic Puffin (Joe) Who Doesn't Like To Share
License And Registration... And A Couple Of Those Fries
Plonk
These Birds Getting Plastered Off Fermented Cherries In Our Backyard
Why are there cherries leftover on the tree? You should've baked them into a pie!
Robb’n
Nope. Sorry Birds Exist. This Asshole Is Proof
This Swan Has Been Enforcing The Stay At Home Order Outside My House For The Last Three Days
Reddit Meet Whis
Asshole Pelicans
They won't eat children, but they have been known to eat pigeons and small mammals. I know a place where the pelicans are regularly fed, daily. They are friendly birds, not aggressive.
This Asshole And Her Bullshit Crumbs Everywhere
I don't know, I'd be more worried about how she's eyeing me now that her snack it's gone.
Magpie Kiss
Memphis Hawks Don’t Let You Mess With Their Eggs…
Seagulls Are The Worst
Birds Ate My Handmade Paper Star (Took Me Weeks To Make)
I Don’t Like This Bird
This Is Comfortable
This Guy Was Screaming At Me For The Whole 3 Minutes I Was Packing My Scooter. Loud Af. Pretty Badass Looking Imo
My Eyes Are Up Here
This website censors words like “c**p” but it’s completely fine for them to have this picture of boobies posted here? Atrocious! /s
Really, No Caption Is Needed Here
Both Seats Are Occupied
The Cockatoos Here Have A Problem With The Lawyers
Today I Was Rushing Around Because I Had To Get To The Airport. And Then I Hear Something In My Wood Stove Pipe. This Guy Is Lucky That Only Two Screws Held The Bottom Of The Pipe On. I Am Happy He Is Free!
I Think This Belongs Here
❤️💙 Cardinal Being Angry At A Blue Jay 💙❤️
Come At Me Bro!
They Just Agreed On A Way To Simultaneously Break And Shit On The Window
Figured Out Why My Clothes Haven't Been Drying
When You Want To Play Backgammon But You're Overlord Has Other Plans
These Are My Domestic Geese. Spikey Has Angel Wing Syndrome In Both Wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is Not Amused By Anything And Bleach Just Screams All The Time. It’s Like Living With A Tornado Siren
Thank You For The Immense Amount Of Love Shown To Spikey, Bleach And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here Is A Selfie They Recently Took. As Always, Bleach Is The One Screaming Into The Void, And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is The One Who Looks So Mad That His Hemorrhoids Are Gonna Pop
Egret Standing On An Anti-Bird Platform, Not Giving A Crap
Dickhead
Venetian Pigeon In A Local Store Sitting On Some Raw Pasta
Finally Figured Out Why I Keep Coming Home To Little Poops All Over The House
European blackbird. Quite friendly. They hang around when you're gardening in the hope of eating any grubs you dig up.
He Probably Is
It Thought I Had Stolen Its Worms
Just Want To Scroll In Peace
As I Was Pulling Away From A Job, These 2 Pricks Decided To Occupy My Toolbox And Refuse Leave
Betrayal
I Left The Room For Two Minutes, Heard A Squawk, And Returned To This Look Of Absolute Triumph
Rainbow Photobomber
This Bird I Took A Picture Of's Shadow Reveals His True Personality
This A-Hole And Its Partner Are Destroying My Trim
Newborn Honeyguide Chicks Are Equipped With Deadly Hooks On Their Beaks. Immediately After Hatching, They Stab And Slaughter The Other Non-Honeyguide Chicks In The Nest
Stole The Broccoli Right Off My Plate!
Not Sure If This Allowed, But Look At This Dick Respecting Social Distancing
As long as he's not drawing a pentagram in that circle, we should be all right.
Meet The Birds Who Cut Me Off To And From My Apartment Every Day
You've got to learn to stand up for yourself. Get out of that car and show them who's boss!
He Threw His Breakfast Dish And Made A Huge Mess. Then Did It Again When I Gave Him A New Dish. The Bowl Broke The Second Time And He Cheered
Great Deal
Marqi, You Missing Something?ospreys Snag A Grocery Store Worker's Apron
Top 10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before A Disaster
Parrot Broke My Screen Today
I'm Just Going To Wait In Ambush For My Mum
These Two Mfs Entered My House While On Their Search For A Good Nesting Spot. And Then Pooped In One Of The Bedrooms
Look At That Jealous Motherfucker In The Background
The Sign Did Nothing
You Just Know Something Is Going Down Here
The Bowery King called. There is a package that Camaro is transporting to the East Dock at 1900 hours. We need you two to keep an eye on the convoy.
This Is Bill. Bill Likes To Eat My Fish. Bill And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship
Looks like an ancient Japanese painting. (If you ignore the wicker seat)
No Birdy Dont Do It
Woodstock No
That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea
This Phot Was Taken Before He Walked In My Head And Took A Shit On Me
Get Off Me
This Little Asshole
Hi. I Broke Your Fire Remote. Need Dis Piece?
You can start fires with a remote nowadays? Boy am i behind the times.
Reddit Meet Macca
They love to sit on glasses, ours was the same way with my dad. Lovely colours :)
Dick Bird Wasted A Month Of Data
We Don't Own A Bird
Thought She Fit Here Cuz She Is Always Rude And Mean
A full post only about birds. Heaven. I love them more than any other animal
If I had a beak like a parrot, I would probably also not be able to resist biting things.
My mom's parrot (blue fronted Amazon) stole a chicken leg bone from my plate before I could even move to take it from her she snapped it in half with one bite like it was a toothpick! She has bitten off chunks of molding around doors and you never wear shirts with buttons around this bird, she shatters them into pieces while they're still on your shirt if you don't stop her. Try and stop her she bites your fingers!
Load More Replies... More than half of the birds here are parrots. It's great to see parrots getting the recognition they deserve.
People who say that cats are mischievous and “evil incarnated” have never owned a bird. Most bird owners will agree that owning a bird is absolutely amazing and wonder to (I am in this camp) and while they can act like loving, feathered, flying puppies they can also act like highly intelligent super villains and destructors of worlds. My bird has laughed at me after I told him not to attack water bottles. I do love my naughty, adorable, loving, mischievous parrot 🦜
Hah! I love your bird already. If I tell mine not to eat random c**p from the window sill he will get right into my face and tell me to shut up. Literally fly right over and repeatedly say shut up if I dare tell him not to do something that's bad for him
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once me and my sister got home from school and there was a little yellow bird in the fireplace just hopping around, it had gotten in from the chimney i guess. we just unscrewed the glass panel thing and opened the door and it flew out but i think about that bird a lot
i went to a bird park wearing earrings (shiny gold studs, big mistake...) and one of these little guys pinched it right off my ear! he didn't eat it, fortunately for both of us, but come on man! i laugh about it now but i was so mad
By the way, don't imitate a birds call during mating season unless you are willing to fight it to the death. I managed to imitate one of them while I was eating my lunch in the park. Evidently I engaged it in combat and it attacked me until I fled the territory making it the winner. It was 3 months before I was allowed to go back to that park without birds attacking me.
Shhhh, they lurk in the shadows waiting to censor words like d**k and w***y. Just last week they censored die, urine, and cartoon blood in a cute little web-comic.
Load More Replies... A full post only about birds. Heaven. I love them more than any other animal
If I had a beak like a parrot, I would probably also not be able to resist biting things.
My mom's parrot (blue fronted Amazon) stole a chicken leg bone from my plate before I could even move to take it from her she snapped it in half with one bite like it was a toothpick! She has bitten off chunks of molding around doors and you never wear shirts with buttons around this bird, she shatters them into pieces while they're still on your shirt if you don't stop her. Try and stop her she bites your fingers!
Load More Replies... More than half of the birds here are parrots. It's great to see parrots getting the recognition they deserve.
People who say that cats are mischievous and “evil incarnated” have never owned a bird. Most bird owners will agree that owning a bird is absolutely amazing and wonder to (I am in this camp) and while they can act like loving, feathered, flying puppies they can also act like highly intelligent super villains and destructors of worlds. My bird has laughed at me after I told him not to attack water bottles. I do love my naughty, adorable, loving, mischievous parrot 🦜
Hah! I love your bird already. If I tell mine not to eat random c**p from the window sill he will get right into my face and tell me to shut up. Literally fly right over and repeatedly say shut up if I dare tell him not to do something that's bad for him
Load More Replies... once me and my sister got home from school and there was a little yellow bird in the fireplace just hopping around, it had gotten in from the chimney i guess. we just unscrewed the glass panel thing and opened the door and it flew out but i think about that bird a lot
i went to a bird park wearing earrings (shiny gold studs, big mistake...) and one of these little guys pinched it right off my ear! he didn't eat it, fortunately for both of us, but come on man! i laugh about it now but i was so mad
By the way, don't imitate a birds call during mating season unless you are willing to fight it to the death. I managed to imitate one of them while I was eating my lunch in the park. Evidently I engaged it in combat and it attacked me until I fled the territory making it the winner. It was 3 months before I was allowed to go back to that park without birds attacking me.
Shhhh, they lurk in the shadows waiting to censor words like d**k and w***y. Just last week they censored die, urine, and cartoon blood in a cute little web-comic.
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