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#1

I'm allergic to Christmas Trees. Seriously

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WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t know who downvoted but here’s my upvote!

LadyJaye
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey penguin I read your bio and I just want to say: please don't kill yourself. I don't know what your going through, but I love you and care about you!

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Kamryn Mall
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is... actually very common! Must be kinda hard for Christmas though

Huddo's sister
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, but we never have real ones

Brenda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm allergic to pine trees and cedar, any juniper. It's not uncommon but people never believe me until my eyes swell up and I can't breathe

Misha Writer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was sick, had ear infections every Christmas season when I was a kid. I was like 4 when my mother finally realised it was the live Christmas trees that were making me sick. I'm allergic to everything that grows in nature, when it it cut and dying. Some chemical it puts off, apparently. Always fun in a car with the windows down when someone's cut their grass or cut down trees or burning leaves....

CORGI QUEEN
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎄 I hope this doesn't make you sneeze

StrangeOne
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter is, too, to fake ones. The one we have gives her hives when she touches it.

Susan Bosse
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad is. It was years before we knew. My grandad was a Dr and figured it out one Christmas as Dad slowly got stuffed up as the tree was always behind his recliner. Years!!! Lol Oh. And shellfish. Papaw figured that out, too. Lmao My dad has a master's degree in education. Geez.

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    #2

    I am the first girl born into my father's family in over 200 years! We've checked our handwritten genealogy and our DNA. The last girl born into dad's side of the family was born in 1802!

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if the OP turned out to be trans

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! And I thought it was a lot that I was the first girl on my dad's side in 5 generations

    #3

    I have gotten my nose run over by a tricycle, and nothing else. Just my nose. I was four and very stupid. Still don't know how it happened.

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    #4

    I'm now 63F and a portly grandma looking lady. But in my 20's I did drag racing. Legal, official, at a track, drag racing. 1/4 mile. 1970 Mustang Mach 1, 351C, 4bbl, 4 spd top loader, and 4/11 gearing in the back. Whoo doggie what fun it was to stage at the Christmas tree.

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    EmbersAreOut
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOUR HAD A MUSTANG MACH 1??? THAT'S THE COOLEST CAR! If i ever have enough money, it is my dream car to buy! Either a vintage one, or a new one lol

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow!!!!! How fun. I dated a guy in hs who raced. It was such fun. He and his dad still build cars.

    howdylee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *insert Tim Allen grunt noises here*

    howdylee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, i'd love to see that car!!!

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was yellow with the black Mach 1 striping. Rear louvers, front and rear spoilers, 1 inch anti-sway bar, 5 spoke wheels, BF Goodrich Radial TA's 50 series. Wanted the shaker set up but oh well. At that time you could still buy NOS from the Ford dealership near me. Sold it back in the late 80's to buy my first house as a solo female. Now my dream is a 1966 GT350 convertible with Pony interior. Sigh. North of 250K

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    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Chrysler guy, but obligatory Ooooohhhhh, Cleveland :-) <3

    #5

    In high school, I broke the record for the highest score the school has seen on state testing, and it was a good school education-wise. However, I have ADHD and fail to turn in my homework, so I was a B student in general classes. My test scores tended to carry me.

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    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am really good at taking tests really quickly but missing vital info,

    #6

    I got shipwrecked once. 14 foot tinny split off the very very remote north coast of Australia. Sat on the beach hoping not to see any crocs until a plane spotted us the next day. Then the police & rangers couldn’t get to us, had to clear an overgrown road in to a beach down the coast then brave very large swell to get to our beach. Apparently there was an estuary in the next bay where the policeman had once put his entire boot in one toe of a croc’s footprint in the mud.

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    Michael Olsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the helm of this ship docking when we lost engine power 2eb33w2nd2...60_495.jpg 2eb33w2nd24c0aqb_660_495.jpg ended up in the side of a 60 foot sail boat, didn't end well for the sail boat, it didn't sink and everyone were OK but it had a massive crack, not sure if it ever sailed again.

    #7

    i can’t stand it when people talk to me when there’s some sort of music playing, because i can hear the minute pitch differences and it causes dissonance between the voice and the music. it makes it very hard to watch tv, and this is also one of the reasons that i don’t like a lot of modern music because when the singer raps or speaks with their backing track, there’s microtone differences between what i’m hearing and it feels grating 😬

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    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a hospital waiting room for a neurological test for muscle response.... there were two televisions playing some HGTV show on opposite ends of the room.... and the sound had, between the two, A QUARTER SECOND DELAY and it was driving me absolutely nuts and poking my anxiety and some lovely rage for accompaniment..... so I told THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE, including my neurologist: For God's sake, and the comfort of any neurosensitive folks, *Turn One OFF* and precisely ZERO people gave a fùck, including the neurologist who noticed that I was stressed out and agitated and after hearing my explanation, looked at me like I have three heads...... soooo much WTF

    Elizabeth VanDyke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tried to listen to today's music and I find that a lot of times the music is louder than the singer. If that isn't bad enough, the singers sounds like they're singing through a bag of mush. I will stick with good country music. Singers can be understood and the music doesn't drown their voices.

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the artificial/enhanced bass.... people say that its soothing, but for me it incites me to FÙCK SOMETHING UP

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    Ur worth it
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is me too. I have very good hearing when it comes to music from years of singing.

    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as a person who surrounds himself with music to relax, this is very sad to hear.

    Tricia S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same issue, it's torture!

    Raynell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's super hard for me to tune out other people's conversations, especially at places like a restaurant. I don't WANT to listen, but I can't help it. Certain people's voices, or the cadence at which they speak really irks me and makes it hard to concentrate. On the flip side, there are certain sounds in music that I love, like the vibration of a cello, or the synthesizer in funk music.

    #8

    Maybe not as uncommon as I once thought. I (53/F) am asexual. I don't feel sexual attraction to others, I dislike sex and always have, and I don't have any desire to, "self-service."

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    Sussy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! You are completely valid and if anybody tells you you aren't just f**k them!! Love u, fellow LGBTQIA+ person

    aZZy_d3Lta (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yoooo me too! I'm sex repulsed on top of that, so people always go "oh you should watch G̶a̶m̶e̶ o̶f̶ T̶h̶r̶o̶n̶e̶s̶ this show!" and i have to say "Too sexual/too much nudity, i couldnt handle it"

    EmbersAreOut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no clue why someone downvoted you! It is perfectly reasonable to be repulsed by sex

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    El Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the asexual population is vastly undercounted. They have been shamed since forever and only now has this come to public attention that it's a thing that isn't some kind of 'condition'

    3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! About 1% of the world is Asexual, which is 80 million people, for comparison, the popluation of Ireland it only about 0.06% of the world population

    Tamiko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently figured out I'm asexual, still figuring it out but I cried when I read up on it. Felt nice to know something wasn't wrong with me

    Christopher DiOrio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of folks who would welcome a relationship without those particular demands (saying this for the benefit of those who are disbelieving). As long as you are upfront about it with potential partners…unfortunately some haven’t been, so it seems like they all of a sudden lose interest when the reality is there never was any.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. It can create unpleasant experience occasionally.. people judging the living f**k out of u and asking u what the point of u living is mixed with if ur not aromantic and if ur sex repulsed it's difficult to get a partner who's ok with that as 2 examples

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    #9

    I can eat a lemon without making a face This feels tame in comparison but felt like sharing ^^

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, for all of my lemon eaters, I now have a question Which is better: Eating the actual lemon or lemon flavored candies?

    DustTea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemon flavor candies because my mom doesn’t tell me how much they ruin my teeth

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    Ur worth it
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to eat an entire half lemon and everyone around me just stares at me like I'm crazy

    WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you know you should try not to eat lemons excessively cuz it can melt a hole in ur stomach :)

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh- we actually didn't know that! Thanks for telling us (not like we do lol(

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    #10

    I can write and draw with my toes

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    IRIS FERGUSON
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool i see a lot of people do that!!

    #11

    I have been in every form of media except radio, including posing for 2 paintings, being sketched by Joe Rohdes (a top disney Imagineer), a sculpture, a figurine, being in the New York Times, several books for various reasons, a top scientific journal, a presidential archive, and more. And that is just a small part of how strange my life is.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can find it, the History Channel's "Battlefield Detectives" series on the Battle of Monmouth, I portray Private Joseph Plum Martin. https://www.amazon.com/History-Battlefield-Detectives-Revolution/dp/B002PMVPOG

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've portrayed him in other productions as well. At 8:47, that's me. Many years ago, granted, but still me. https://youtu.be/TnYTUwhs-v4 The scene at 9:40 I had to reshoot over a dozen times because the darn musket would Not go off.

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    adam yauch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who... who are you? This is incredibly fascinating

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, I'm the family dissapointment, the underachiever. Strange things and adventures just run in the family. Like the year we had a congressman (Rush Holt) call us on Thanksgiving. He wanted to know if we wanted to go metal detecting.

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    New Everywhere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when people have interesting lives like this...like dude who ARE you? (meant in the best way possible)

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I could tell you my name, but it wouldn't really mean anything. I'm not a celebrity. I'm mildly recognizable at some anime conventions, and my last name is well known in historical circles. But otherwise, I'm just someone who leads an odd life. Like the fact that I'm a Kentucky Colonel. (I'm not from Kentucky.)

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you must be really attractive then?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the least, quite the opposite. But I do have 'stage presence'. I stand out in a crowd, especially in any sort of costume. I've won a few costume contests, not because my costume was the best, because of sheer force of personality carrying the crowd.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lead a very odd life. Like I learned about my secret ingredient in my recipes, a spice from Australia, while I was in Geneva Switzerland at an exclusive party for executives of a multi billion dollar international company.

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    #12

    i have two fifty degree curves in my spine

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    WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the second nonbinary person I know that has scoliosis 😭

    A gay cat man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooof... i have sh!tty posture but not *that* bad

    Vermonta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ow. I have a mild C shape in the lumbar area (congenital). It's not noticeable but in elementary school kids called me Frog Legs because of the way I walked, swinging my legs. I worked on walking to look "normal". I never could do anything well requiring balance.

    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'm sorry! That must hurt!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah lol but when i do my physical therapy exercises routinely it doesn't hurt as much

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    #13

    I, in fact, have more than 0 friends 🤯

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    #14

    I am under 20, and have so far in my life had more than 12 sets of x-rays (I can't remember the exact number). However the only time that I have actually broken a bone, I didn't get it x-rayed or go to a doctor and it ended up healing wrong. Oh well.

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    Samsquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hospitalized three times in one year for similar reasons each time. I was 6.

    emma malcolm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know how many i have had but i know it is a lot. i have had extensive orthodontic treatment and 2 surguries for a lip tie. it has required to get full head scans (and a lot of them too because i had two rows of teeth and couldn't take the x-rays properly)

    Tricia S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop getting x-rays, that's way too many, but be very careful of getting CAT scans, more than 2 is not good, one head CT scan is equivalent to 200 chest X-rays

    #15

    One time me (at the time f22) and my sister(20) were waiting on the bus. I used to smoke so she stood like 2 meters away because she didn't like the smell. Then this guy came up to us (he was 17-18yo) and kinda quietly demanded cig and money. I was confused and asked him to repeat it. He did, louder, a little more angry/threatening and I scoffed and told him to leave. My sister didn't really hear the conversation so she was kinda confused. And that's how I sent a wanna be robber walking with his tail between his legs and no one ever believes me when I tell them.

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    New Everywhere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insecure robber might wanna just try idk working instead

    Samsquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol he wants to be some punk gangster for a living-

    #16

    i laugh like a typical kids show villan

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    marianne eliza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snort when I'm laughing for real. It's so embarrassing. I'm 63.

    A girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellow snorting grandma here. But only if it's really, really funny.

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laugh really hard and really easily, but then I suck the air back inside my lungs when I don’t have any left, and even to me it sounds weird. Can’t ever stop myself from laughing tho, I’m just that type of laughable/happy/joyful person.

    #17

    There is a small stream named after my family in Missouri. The reason it is named after us is because most of my family lived and owned that land.

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    #18

    My mom and dad had green eyes. I have brown eyes, and there was a 1% chance I would get brown eyes.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so... no postmen? just asking, don't kill me please.

    Biana Weatherford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The father of both my children is the right handed child of 2 left handed people. I'm left handed. My children are not. I feel robbed.

    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my immediate family (mom, dad, brother and I) all have green eyes and at least some red in our hair. Not common to the rest our extended family at all

    #19

    I have now had a concussion on my birthday 6 consecutive years in a row.

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    Marleina Hershberg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the blue hell goes on at your parties?????

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you need to stay home in bed, surrounded by pillows, for the next one

    #20

    I can't swallow pills with water, it just doesn't work, I have to swallow them dry.

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    Grey Toothman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally the only thing on this submission that has me confused. None of any of those were unbelievable.

    Tyler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only swallow them with food, but drinks don't work, neither does dry

    3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I was able I was able to do huge pills with no water, but not anymore.

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has to basically stick them down his throat and then drink water. I can take a handful of vitamins at once without issue so he didn't get it from me. Lol

    Unnamed Hooman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t do it with water, but I can with food. CERTAINLY not dry though!

    martymcmatrix
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you may probably have to make a quick decision, eventually...

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    #21

    My eyebrows grow constantly like my hair and need regular trimming

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    Vermonta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There seems to be a whole isle in the drugstore for brow grooming

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are over 30 this isn't unusual.

    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the worst is shaving on the ears. I always end up nicking them

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    marianne eliza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to most people as they get older.

    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get a rogue eyebrow hair sometimes. It will grow several inches over night.

    #22

    I have double jointed toes, and I can crack them like they're my knuckles

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    Samsquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a double jointed thumb and can pop it out of his socket whenever he wants (his thumb was dislocated by a van door when he was young o-o)

    Everest the bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can crack my toes does that mean their double jointed?

    Nobody
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do the 2nd but not the 1st

    #23

    I've played fetch with cyotes

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    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though not coyotes, I've been licked by wolves

    marianne eliza
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year we get a litter of coyote pups on the campus of the community college across the street. Large campus, lots of wild areas, including places no human, not mentally impaired, would ever try to bushwhack through. There's always one youngster who stays behind when the pups split up. Whenever anyone walks their dog over there, that one adolescent coyote will appear out of the blackberry and poison oak thickets and toss a stick around by itself. He/she really wants to play but I don't want my dogs to catch anything so I keep them away (I have big dogs). But we have been followed home a couple of times and the coyote will sniff noses through the fence with my boys.

    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, I want to do that! That sounds like fun when they aren't trying to kill you!

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    #24

    This is not me, but my brother can turn his foot all the way around.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case, I can make them point about 300 degrees away from each other.

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    #25

    I can draw inanimate objects pretty well but with anything moving, living, or that will not stay still, I suck (leaves and plants do not count)

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    WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t draw anything except for fictional characters I create as I draw. No one notices if I make a mistake cuz they don’t know what a Robohafzoleempin is 😉

    aZZy_d3Lta (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me introduce you to the world of object shows

    Pottahfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me tooooo! my parents think im just stupid

    #26

    I’ve been super close to dying 4 times

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    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meeeeee tooooooo exept twooooo tiiimmeeesss

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it did I’d be at 6 near deaths, but I have to say covid was one of the most mild sickness i’ve ever had. Didn’t bother me at all

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    #27

    That i am adopted, i look like my sister who adopted me.

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    panda is watching
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome! Was she adopted too?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, sadly our mother died and she was of age so she adopted me!

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    #28

    I have a 3rd testicle. I wasn’t born with it. It grew within the last 15 years. It’s not regular sized, but it’s still slowly growing. And yes, it is definitely a testicle.

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    Gentle Shadow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it checked to be a normal thing by a doctor??

    martymcmatrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officially, these three balls must have been shakened three times by three different urologist's hands with gentle dexterity...

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    A gay cat man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should donate it to tre cool (the drummer from green day) he lost one in a unicycling accident

    #29

    I have four nipples.

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call Witchfinder Sargeant Shadwell! We have a witch!

    A gay cat man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's... mega-krusty (Simpsons reference)

    CD King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that you Harry Styles?????

    #30

    I am 13, Five feet and two inches, not even ninety pounds and I’m still the strongest in my class.

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    freakingbee (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey i saw the bottom of your bio and i just want to let you know i'm here for you and you can talk to me at any time.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well idk I can’t really do anything about it. For some reason by best and only friend hasn’t texted me for a week, and I have texted him. My parents are emotionally abusive. That’s why ig

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    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky! I’m shorter and lighter than you and I’m the weakest

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret to getting strong is drinking 8 cups of milk everyday :) hope ur not lactose intolerant

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    Charlie Eggu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey wiggle? i'm here for you. also congrats on the stronk points, it seems so cool!!

    frogfrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your name jaylen? Your legit the same as my friend lol

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope but if ur friend is just like me… I feel bad for him… jk (joke about my depression lol)

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    Unnamed Hooman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 13, 5’2 but I weigh 135 pounds. I’m not the strongest, but I’m not the weakest!

    Grey Toothman
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    Why do you have so many submissions? Now that you say your 13 I don't believe any of ot

    Everest the bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh shut up age doesn't matter besides your name is GREY TOOTHMAN wtf is that name go f**k a blender if you care how old ppl are download-4...cb64d.jpeg download-4-6442d80fcb64d.jpeg

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    #31

    I have one streak of naturally lighter hair at the front that gets very light (sometimes close to blonde, and I have dark brown hair) in the sun. The rest of my hair is not affected by sunlight.

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    Princess Mar-li Cathryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Only mine is red while the rest of my hair is black so it's not easily visible.

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son, nephew and youngest niece all have blonde temples. Oldest niece is blonde. Will's is the most prominent and get almost white in the summer. His hair is dark brown and SUPER thick and shaggy so these long blonde pieces show out. He used to have a lighter ring around his head but it's not as prominent anymore.

    #32

    When I was little I apparently slept with my eyes open. I guess I still do, but now I only sleep with my eyes half open and only on occasion. (My sister who I used to share a room with told me this and my parents confirmed it.)

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    Knight522
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you blink when you're sleeping or will dust cover your eyes and your eyes be very very dry

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I didn't blink. Just slept with my eyes wide open. And I have no idea how my eyes didn't dry out.

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    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend did this I was at her house for a sleepover and thought she was awake so started talking to her but she was actually asleep.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also used to sleep with my eyes open, apparently it really freaked out my older siblings.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother used to do this too

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece used to. Still does sometimes. Super creepy. She's 22. One of our cats does, too.

    Crazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh my little brother did that too

    #33

    the good ole tale of how i have a sideways tooth in my jaw its fun and i tend to forget its there only problem is it could get dangerous

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along these lines... my son had "shark teeth." Apparently it's not that rare. The incoming adult tooth instead of coming straight down, comes in at an angle, allowing both teeth to persist on the jaw at the same time for a little while....

    Freya the Wanderer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My baby teeth were VERY stubborn. I had to have one of them pulled - by a dentist.

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 4 teeth (my canines) that are outside the normal dental arch. They overlap in front of my normal teeth and make it look like I have retracted vampire fangs

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had sideways wisdom teeth. Ruined several good teeth each.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang weird thing is mine is just a normal tooth except bigger horizontel and in the front of my lower jaw

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. This is me too. I actually got an infection from the tooth pushing against the inside of my mouth and didn’t even know I had one. I wasn’t in pain or anything. Still am not, but we’re trying to get it fixed.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats like mine except mine is in the front of my lower jaw

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    #34

    I have complete aphantasia, yet Language Arts is my best class

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    Ur worth it
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is aphantasia? Not to be rude, I really don't know

    Erica Knapp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not being able to visualize images in your head:)

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    TGHW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have it too. And it doesn't hamper visual arts ability, apparantly many of the Disney/Pixar artists have it too. There is a BBC news story about it if you have the time and inclination to search for it.

    Saara-Elina Kaukiainen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. No inner dialogue or pictures. Completely blank mind. But I'm really artistic. :)

    Fin Bin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. It gets kind of annoying at times cause people don't belive me.

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the opposite. I picture and lay out everything in my head. It's like my own VR network. I do, however, completely believe that some folks have absolutely none of this, because I have been very closely walked through the experiences of some kind friends and my partner. I find it fascinating and to me it seems like living without a body part :-)

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    Jami Williamson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same!! And I have a degree in literature, a master's degree in education and have taught literature for over a decade!!

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was kind blown when I learned of this. I had no idea it existed. My mind never shuts off. I'll be happy to share some of my visual imagery with someone.

    Jami Williamson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting that you put it that way, because my mind never shuts off either and I have a Fantasia. I have a non-stop running dialogue in my head. My closest comparison to imagery I think would be that I have ideas and concepts of things, but I have absolutely no visual image. For example take an apple. I can describe what an apple looks like I can describe turning it around from every angle I can describe what the bite would look like but I can't see it.

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    #35

    I once ate cat food. i was two.

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    Richard Graham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a question for Gay Cat Man. Are you a gay man who likes cats, or a man who likes gay cats? Just cureious.

    Aristan Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I eat fish food and I gotta say, the green pellets taste better than the red ones

    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate play dough. It maintained its color throughout the digestive process.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog bones used to be tasty

    TGHW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ate dog food. I was about 16. It was a dare. And it was AWFUL.

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    #36

    I’m related to Jesse James.

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    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesse Woodson James (September 5, 1847 – April 3, 1882) was an American outlaw, bank and train robber, guerrilla and leader of the James–Younger Gang.

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    MisGra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does genealogy and one of my ancestors was really good friends with Jessie James until they got into a small dispute which was all recorded in something similar to "letters to the editor" in their town paper. It wound up to be a big deal.

    #37

    So I’m a really happy and smiley person, but I love reading Horror and Stephen King and I’m currently writing my own books (yes, I said books, plural — I’m sure it’ll take years for me to finish them). So basically, the fact is I like Horror and total strangers who only know my personality would never have suspected it.

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    3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who's basically the definition of a cinnamon roll, except the love horror and wants to work in forensic sciences when they're older

    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the series name? :D I wanna read them

    #38

    I once had a conversation about American Idol with a convicted Watergate felon.

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    A gay cat man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    christ on a corncob that's weird

    #39

    when I was a kid, my big toe got accidentally cut off... and I re-grew the whole toe, nail too

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait you need to find a bunch of scientists so they can compare your dna to a lizard... so we can get that sequence in our dna. that is SUPER useful.

    OneHappyPuppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened to a friend of my parents, he cut off the tips of 4 of his fingers with some tool in a freak accident but they grew back, nails and all. My parents confirmed, and were indeed shocked to see that they really grew back

    #40

    I can wiggle my nose, like Samantha on Bewitched. As far as I know, I'm the only one who can.

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    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can wiggle my ears independently, but not my nose... nose and lips move together, haha

    Ginny Crouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been able to do that. It's fun watching others try it.

    Samsquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wait wait that wasn’t normal

    #41

    I can say the alphabet backwards faster than you can say it forwards.

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    Tanya Loewen-Watson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autistic son can do this… he did it by assigning numbers to the letters then counting backwards… how his mind works boggles me…

    MisGra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this since I was a small child as well and have at least twice been drunk and talked to cops and begged them to let me show them I could do it. Lol.

    Ariom Dahl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, I've been able to say the alphabet backwards since before I went to school. Apparently I shocked my parents' friend who asked me to say it forwards, then joked about saying it backwards. Basically, it's just a sequence. Easy to learn. :)

    marianne eliza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to practice that in case I was pulled over for DUI. Never had to use it though.

    #42

    I have no bottom twelve year molars. I have top ones, and all of my other teeth are normal, but for some reason I don't have any bottom twelve year molars.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by "twelve year molars," you mean "wisdom teeth," it's not that rare.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also don't have wisdom teeth, and they are different things.

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    Jen Mart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 year molars are your first permanent molars you get around age 6 , 12 year molars are the second molars you get around age 12 and your wisdom are your third molars Some people genetically miss permanent teeth and if their children get the gene, it isn't always the same teeth that are missing.

    3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting! One of my molars never had a tooth underneath it, so it's still technically a baby tooth

    #43

    I can do gorlin’s sign (touching tongue to tip of nose)

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    #44

    In my 40’s and have never been put under anesthetic or epidural or been cut open for any type of surgery… including - I gave birth naturally to my twins even though they were sure they’d have to do a c-section due to one twin sitting sideways…

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    #45

    I have been bitten by a lion, a monkey and a hedgehog. ( not all at the same time ! )

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    #46

    I got the X-ray saying my wisdom teeth were coming in the same day I lost my last baby tooth. I was 13. I’m getting them out in the next couple of weeks. Unrelated, but I can flare my nostrils, move my eyebrows, and cry on command

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    Jen Mart
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    2 years ago

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    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can some people not flare their nostrils? Weird. I can move one eyebrow, but not the other. All 5 of my siblings can also move just one eyebrow (4 of us can move the right one, 2 the left).

    Pickles, Pennies, & Ponies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 52 and, only one wisdom tooth came through that I had to have pulled. It was giving me a sore throat on that side of my neck every now and then.

    #47

    i was adopted. by my birthmom's uncle. my cousin was also adopted four years before me and my biological sister was adopted when she was born eight years before. (my cousin/brother is oldest, my sister, then me) i also almost drowned when i was four. ;3

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay acutually idk why i needed to explain this but my brother is 21, my sister 16 and I'm 15. if idk when i was mentioning the years if it was confusing

    #48

    I have a particular trait of synesthesia. Seeing a specific shade of light blue causes a weird taste experience. It tastes like rusty nails and wallpaint. Also, I'm 35 and still have one baby toth. The permanent toth is just sitting dormant in my jaw. And once I got bitten by a ladybug.

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    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a particular species of ladybug that is prone to biting people (orange ones with no spots).

    GrowingThruConcrete
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Asian lady beetle 🤏got em dropped in Ohio to eat aphid on crops

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    #49

    Aside from my family, there are no other people in the world with our last name.

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really have no way of knowing this

    #50

    I was adopted by my father's parents. Therefore my father is legally my brother and my mother is my sister-in-law. My father's sister is also my sibling and my cousins are also my nieces and nephews. Somehow or other, pretty sure I'm my own great-grandpa 😲 I once walked into a bar entrance and an adult lioness grabbed my foot and scooped it into her mouth. I had to stand motionless until her owner/trainer persuaded her to let go. I didn't have a scratch on me. One day I was returning to my car, parked by a meter downtown, to find an officer writing me a parking ticket. I offered him some acorns I had put in my pocket and had rubbed them shiny. He accepted the acorns and tore up the ticket.

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    #51

    I was probably the only one to get suspended from BCA, an after school program I’m not in anymore. Because of a move, not cause I hated it. It wasn’t bad actually.

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    #52

    I was held by an actress as a child.

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    Richard Graham
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Details, please? Do we know the actress?

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a known actress in the South Indian film industry.

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    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does that mean? (not tryna be rude or anything just in case)

    Vanessa Steis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parent or guardian met an actress (maybe be coincidence on the street or something like that) and the actress held their baby for a moment ( maybe for a photo)

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    #53

    I’m allergic to raw strawberries, kiwi and eggs. Not even kidding.

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to kiwi. It used to be one of my favorite foods when i was little, then I didn't eat it for a year or two and then when i tried it again it made my mouth tingle and hurt a lot and my tongue swelled up.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is allergic to strawberries and kiwi. When he was about 19, I was visiting him when he was in college. He said "These always make my mouth itchy." Like "duh. That means you're allergic."

    #54

    I own more than 200 pairs of shoes!

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    #55

    That I have anxiety and depression. I'm quiet, but kind and never let anyone around me see that I'm about to fall apart. Everyone else around me gets scared or sad and I have to be the glue that holds them together. I can't afford to have a breakdown. Even when everything hurts.

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    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things will better. i know it might not seem like it now, but things will improve.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saying so. But with the past two weeks I've had I'm really starting to doubt it.

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    Raynell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you're dealing with this. Nevertheless, you seem to be pretty darn resilient, and have developed great coping skills.

    #56

    I have no inner dialogue. No pictures either. It's completely quiet inside my head unless I make a conscious effort. And even then it is really difficult to think with an inner voice.

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    3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine this, I'm the exact opposite! I'm always, ALWAYS thinking, I've never liked the meditation things that are like "clear your mind of all thoughts" because not once have I been able to do that. There are quite a few things I'd give to be able to completely silence my mind every now and then.

    #57

    My brother is over twice my age. Most people don't even know I have a brother. We have the same biological parents, and he's technically old enough to be my father.

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    #58

    My age apparently. Everyone thinks I'm in my early 20s... I'm 41

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    Em
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 37 and regularly get mistaken for 20something. I typically go "yeah i hate the sun."

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say "As long as people think I'm younger than I am, I'm fine with my actual age." I'm 54 and ppl think I'm 42ish. Works for me!!

    #59

    I can flare my nose on command and turn my leg its double jointed kind of so i can turn it till my heal is father then my hip and i have eyes that change color depending on how dilated they are, also I can read a 1000+ page series in a day and have amazing abilities with animals(i once got a neighbors dog to trust me and other people she was and still is very skittish ) oh and I'm twelve

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    Stephanie Goadsby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes change colour depending on my mood. To be fair, they are hazel, so containing several colours at the outset likely helps.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does getting a dog to like you mean you have amazing abilities with animals??

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do all except the eyes and animals. mot animals are scared of me lol. oh and i'm not twelve

    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exact same exept for the leg and eye ones

    Ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also a really fast reader. I once calculated with a friend that I could read Harry Potter number five in a little over three hours, an that's over 800 pages!

    An Argonaut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to brag, but I could probably do the same, anyone else?

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    Grey Toothman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flaring your nose isn't a skill. Almost everyone can do it

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    #60

    I learned to speak English by listening to Glee since I was 7. I've never taken an English class, but I consider myself at least kinda fluid.

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker learned English by watching Friends. It's still his favorite show.

    #61

    I can lick the tip of my nose... my son inherited it :-D

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    #62

    Im missing a muscle in my back and have a doctors note that says that i do not know how to breathe. They recon it has something to do with the communication between my brain and my lungs but when i exercise instead of breathing faster i breathe slower for some reason. I have also had my leg operated on without any anesthesia or numbing agent

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    #63

    So, I have no clue how but my dad broke his finger before I was broken (honestly all of his fingers were broken but thats not the point) and I don’t know if something happened to me when I was born or if my dad somehow gave me a messed up pinky, because it has a bent on the side, and I can also bend my pinky finger to touch the back of my hand

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    Vermonta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of stuff happens in the womb and during birth. It sounds like your pinky is double jointed. It can be inherited but is related to collagen. It's more common in girls

    Pterodactyl in Disguise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my sister's pinkies are both crooked, so when she puts them next to each other they bend away from the other.

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did every one miss the "dad broke his finger before I was BROKEN" part???

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like correlation, not causation. Or someone still thinks Lamarckian heritability is a thing.

    #64

    I remember when I was born

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    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need details what was it like?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I remember being pulled out by the doctor(my mum had a c section)and then I cried because it was really warm and comfortable inside the womb and the hospital room was cold and unfamiliar. I remember being weighed and I remember hating the feel of blood on my skin and being relieved when they cleaned me.

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    #65

    I’m allergic to celery

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    #66

    I lived at 21 addresses in 25 years. (college dorms and summer internship apartments included)

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    #67

    When I was nine years old, I made my stage debut in the school play. I played alongside Kenneth Branagh!

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    #68

    If I focus a little bit, I can crack some of my bones without moving them around (knuckles, wrists, shoulders, knees, toes, ankles, and neck)

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    #69

    I had to get the same wisdom tooth removed twice, 13 years apart.

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    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd put that tooth in a giant safe, to keep it from getting back in my jaw again

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    #70

    I can sing the entirety of One Week by Barenaked Ladies.

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    GrowingThruConcrete
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard they were touring this summer- thatd be a fun show!

    Em
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, me too! I can also do Tom Lehrer's elements song.

    #71

    My doctor thinks my pain tolerance might actually be a neurological disorder.

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    #72

    I only see out of one eye at a time, but each eye has 20/20 vison. When I was a kid, one eye turned in toward my nose, so my brain "corrected" my vision by making my eyes see independently. Although the turned eye eventually straightened itself out to look forward, my brain kept my eyes seeing independently. I can switch back and forth between the two. I don't play sports.

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    #73

    I once lived two blocks from Mr. Rogers (in Pittsburgh, while in college.) I would see him occasionally on his evening stroll. (He is taller and more athletic-looking than you image him.)

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean (He WAS taller and more athletic looking). He passed away in 2003

    #74

    I can snap with my right hand and do the Vulcan sign (🖖🏻) with my left hand, but not the other way around.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However I am working on doing it the other way around!

    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do the Vulcan sign with both hands. Big whoop.

    #75

    My Bio Dad owned a real Delorean in the 1980s - I rode in it. No one at school believed me because Back To The Future had come out two years prior.

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    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why people wouldn't believe you someone had to have bought them. There wasn't only one made for the film!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was jr high school and I live in southern oklahoma - mightve been believable if i lived on the coastlines

    #76

    I've been a theater kid since I was 6 months old :)

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    #77

    That I've ridden over 100,000 miles on a bike and own over 30 motorcycles. I'm an overweight middle-aged woman who looks like someone's boring grandma.

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    #78

    I have vomited out of my nose. 0/10 stars would not recommend

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    #79

    Most hand sanitizers give me hives, contact dermatitis and dry my hands so bad they crack, and burn my skin quickly. "It'S jUsT aLcOhOl". There are different types of alcohols and other ingredients in hand sanitizers that are irritants. "fragrances, benzyl alcohol, stearyl or isostearyl alcohol, phenoxyethanol, myristyl alcohol, propylene glycol, parabens, or benzalkonium chloride." The scent of hand sanitizers, the potent smelly ones, cause my airways to tighten and lungs irritation. It doesn't have to be on me. Just someone walking by that just used some. The pandemic was Hell for me.

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    #80

    I skyped with Jeff Kinney

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    #81

    I had arthritis im my temporomandibular joint ("jaw joint") with cartilage damage and all of the good stuff when I was 18... Which then spontaneously repaired itself. My doctor was in awe and I really happy that I didn't habe to undergo surgery. Anything that's left from it is a crunching sound whenever I open my mouth widely

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    #82

    I had severe migraines throughout my childhood, triggered by strobing light (fluorescent lights, old-school monitors, etc.). They became way less intense after puberty thankfully. I hated public school on a whole other level than most kids back then.

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    #83

    I have dyed my hair over 30 times! Currently have a black fading into green tips. Also, I’m allergic to almost everything except common stuff, example: Corn, pain killers, too much cold, too much heat, scratching my skin, getting hit, my own sweat at times, certain hair dyes, chemicals such as chlorine, and so much more. It’s getting better, but a year ago I got full body hives and swelling every day.

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    #84

    My wife knew Sylvia's mother, and Sylvia, from the Dr.Hook song!

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    #85

    my relative was in charge of the funeral home that overseen Elvis's last will and funeral

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    #86

    I do not respond to local anesthesia and aggressively to anesthetics for surgery.

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    #87

    I've climbed a few roller coasters. They make you do it during ride operator training in case you ever have to do an evacuation. The actual climbing isn't too bad -- you're basically just walking up stairs and are belted to a safety rail. The scary part is that while the ride you're on is shut down, others in the vicinity may not be, so the entire structure shakes slightly every time the next ride over runs.

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    #88

    1. I can spell basically any word, even if I haven't heard it before 2. I can write and draw with my eyes closed 3. I have straight hair even though both my parents have curly hair 4. I'm allergic to oranges, lemons, limes, and grapefruit

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    Sunshine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is severely allergic to oranges and grapefruits. Weirdly, she's ok with lemons and limes.

    #89

    I'm 'the entertainer' in almost every situation I find myself in. Work, social life, family life. Always making people laugh and enjoy themselves. I am always quick with (respectful) compliments, jokes, praise and support for the people I know and even ones I don't. I have severe depression and no one would ever guess.

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think depression is the only thing wrong with you.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very true. I am also English. Double whammy!

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    #90

    I have associative synesthesia. It's essentially a brain condition in which my senses overlap so I can "hear" colours and sounds. I can also hear a distinctive ringing noise from anti-theft alarms that no one else can hear.

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    #91

    I am mushroom intolerant

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not getting the "Facts that seem fake." in a lot of these posts.

    #92

    I had a title and gave it up 7 years ago..

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    #93

    I am not Mexican, literally 80-90% of the time when i ask people when I'm from they say Mexican, I don't look brown, (I am in fact very European looking, pale, green eyes, light brown hair, I even have freckles) but in the DNA test we did in school says a bunch of my genetics are from the Mediterranean, so maybe that's why, idk? (sorry for my bad english)

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    #94

    I can mimic people exactly, personality, handwriting, EVERYTHING!

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    #95

    I’m related to the famous train robbers Frank and Jesse James

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    #96

    In sixth grade the school principal drove me home because I was sick. I’ll never forget that. ❤️

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this even belong here

    #97

    In all my 37 years, I've yet to meet another person who's caught one of the diseases you can die from on the old Oregon Trail game. It was Scarlet Fever.

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    #98

    My double DD breasts are very real!

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    #99

    I can spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” w/o having to look it up.

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    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can spell almost any thing if I put in the effort.

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    #100

    Ignore my last one, I have a MUCH more interesting one. I'm related to Americas first serial killer, AKA The Kentucky Cannibal. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boone_Helm). Good ol' Uncle Boone.

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    #101

    I once got an extension on a paper because I've gotten myself locked out of my dad's apartment where my school books were, and he wouldn't be home for a week because he was at a monastery. My teacher said it must be true because it was to out there to make up on your own.

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    #102

    I'm a 59 year-old guy and I have never shaved my upper lip.

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    Penelope Orange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 59 year-old woman and wish I could say the same! LOL!

    #103

    I think Gravy Train doggo food is a tasty, crunchy snack.

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    A gay cat man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... are we cousins? cuz i love cat food

    GrowingThruConcrete
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a tasty beverage at the end when prepared according to the package directions

    #104

    I spent over a year as the kept mistress of a man, with the full knowledge of his wife.

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    #105

    I'm 41 and never grew wisdom teeth.

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    #106

    My senior year my friends and I kidnapped a teacher (of course we didn't hurt him, it was a joke).

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    #107

    The movie UP didn't make me cry

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    #109

    a relative of mine ran the funeral home that took care of Elvis Presley's last will and funeral

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    #110

    I got an extra vertebrae with goofy little deformed ribs attached to it and the extra accessory navicular bones in my feet. Oh and AB- blood type, also a red head *giorgio tsoukalos "aliens" gif*

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    #111

    I'm 35 years old. I look like my early 20's, max.

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    #112

    I am in the highest set in year 7. If you looked at me, you would get it.

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    #113

    I cannot do anything for more than 5 mins without getting bored, youtube, minecraft, anything. i need 2 forms of technology at all times otherwise i get bored out of my mind.

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    #114

    I can only talk to some people, otherwise they dont understand a word i am saying. Generally only those older than me.

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    #115

    Im older than I am. Everyone thinks I am like three years older than my age

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    #116

    I wouldn’t claim that I am psychic but I am highly intuitive and do have some clairvoyance, I always know when a woman is pregnant, sometimes before they are completely sure, I know the gender and am usually within 5 days knowing the date of birth. I knew for my sons the moment they were conceived, which freaked me out, I have freaked sooo many people out, or I tend to know the answer to questions that I wouldn’t have ever known, like my ex came home with a guy he worked with, I met him then and we were just talking about movies and he said”do you know what my favourite movie is?” And for some odd reason I blurted out Crybaby, it was so random! When I randomly start talking about celebrities in no context they are usually are dead within 24 hours, my mother calls me a witch, and I absolutely hate it!! I don’t like knowing things!! I wanna be oblivious and not intuitive!! And no I can’t talk to spirits!

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