Did you ever learn something random, whether it was from YouTube or a job, and it just kinda got stuck in your head?

#1

Never. Ever. Trust. Someone your pets don't trust.

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ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always trust their instincts. Years ago, while I was walking my dogs in a park, I stop to talk to a friend. A man approaches trying to get close to us. My dogs are all friendly, but they all raise hackles and bare teeth at this guy. I don't know what's going on so I tell him to back off before he gets bit and he leaves in a huff. I'm confused about what just happened until my friend tells me that that guy has been to jail many times for all types of abuse, including animal abuse.

Salty Sasquatch
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time I visited the women who would be my mothers-in-law, the dog and the cat fairly quickly snuggled up next to my legs on the love seat. It still warms my heart.

Igor914624
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On my first date with my wife, I was sitting on the couch in their living room waiting on her. Their older mama cat walked into the room, jumped up on the end of the couch walked over and flopped down in my lap wanting to be petted. That's how she found me when she was ready to leave. She always said if that cat had not liked me, there wouldn't have been a second date.

DeoManus Argentem
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always loved animals and they've always loved me - I grew up always having cats and dogs. Then I moved to my new place and when I saw my neighbor walking his dog, the dog would always snarl and bark at me - which never happened before! Then one day I went to take the garbage out and the dog had gotten loose and ran up to me all happy and full of love and kisses! Turns out during all our previous encounters I was wearing my mirrored sunglasses, and this time it was evening so I wasn't wearing them! He must have really distrusted our lack of eye-contact!

Mary Peace
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I live in the UK, there was a charity shop (goodwill) that raised money for an animal rescue. There was a sign that I liked, behind the counter, but it wasn't for sale so I copied it. The sign read: 'IF MY DOG DOESN'T LIKE YOU, I WON'T LIKE YOU EITHER.'

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    #2

    People care less about you than you think.

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    Salty Sasquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to remember this whenever I beat myself up about something stupid I did in the past.

    Esme Weatherwax
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people don't take as much interest in you than you worry they do.

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    Hi_im_a_doge (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my cousin about changing in the locker rooms cuz she's in middle school and I'm in 5th almost 6th grade, and she said that everybody's too worried about themselves to look at you

    Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im going to 8th grade(last year of middle school) and what your cousin said is true. no one is looking at you or thinking about you. cause everyone is thinking about how to change out of their clothes fast, then think about other people.

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    Gina Babe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep trying to tell my son this.

    Daggie_style
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could go either way and still hit home

    #3

    Coworker are not, NOT your friends, remember that!

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    Ash Conner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very good friends with someone who used to be my co worker. We literally became family. You just have to be careful who you make friends with at work.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true. I'm still great friends with a lady I met on the job in 1995!

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a really friendly, outgoing gal on my team I've made friends with. It's interesting how you really feel derailed by what they reveal to you.

    Mr.Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welll if you befriend one, i dont see a problem with that

    Coyote Osborne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe workers in general should change that, and start _acting_ like friends. Have each other's back. Unionize.

    CG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the circumstances. Some co-workers could become your friends, but not all of them will. I'm pretty good friends with one of my old co-workers from the old light store I worked at, mostly cause we bonded over being the geeks of the shop (gamers, anime, and comics), and we still talk to this day.

    KittyGaming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can befriend a coworker or have a friend who has your same job tho like how some youtubers are best friends and others enemys

    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is sh*tty. I made friends with many, many coworkers over the last 30 years. One of them turned out to be a terrible person; she even cost me my job. Not befriending her would have been nice, but not befriending anyone at work? Awful. (Side note: f*ck you, Stacy.)

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if you make friends with them and give them no information about yourself, they end up giving you all the dirt on everyone else.

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    #4

    Put stuff like your keys, wallet, phone, etc, in the same spot(s), always!

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True wisdom here. You never have to look for those things if they always go in the same spot

    Frank Hammer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started having a panic last night because I couldn't find my car key in my usual pocket.... While sitting in the car with the engine running DOH!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I get that. It takes me a week of sporadic panicking when adjusting from summer to winter clothes.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a handbag (maybe you call it a purse.) Sometimes I have my phone out when I'm at home, but everything else stays in my bag. I can't function otherwise.

    Joanne Hudson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a man years and years ago who always took off his coat if he was wearing one and folded it and put it right next to the door.

    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last week I spent almost 2 hours retracing my steps trying to find my wallet. I was on the verge of starting to call my credit union and credit card companies when I discovered I'd put it in a different pocket and it had been there all along.

    Zacko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mantra before I leave my home. Keys, wallet, phone. Keys, wallet, phone.

    Daggie_style
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're out in public....then it ALL gets stolen and they know where you live. Motivational speaker, for hire.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've developed a habit (as a man) of carrying a satchel (handbag thingy) with all this cruft in it. I leave it strapped over my should even at my desk etc., so I never have to wonder where it is.

    #5

    "No." is a complete sentence. You are not required to justify every refusal you make.

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    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell it to the men who hear 'no' from a woman and think it means 'convince me'. Or respond with rage/abuse.

    #6

    Your children are always watching and listening to you. You have a profound effect on their EVERYTHING!!! You are their guiding hand and teachers of life.

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little jugs have big ears. A saying my mother used to say.

    Panda Mona
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That´s so true. Sometimes I explain something to our boy, and he is seriously nodding - and then not doing what he´s been told, but he´s doing what we are doing :-) something like : eat a bite while standing and then wonder if something falls on the floor :-)

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing I learned in my teaching degree that children learn best by modelling, which is why 'do as I say, not as I do' doesn't work :)

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    Fester Sixonesixonethree
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how prejudice and hatred are taught - passive indoctrination.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children learn far more from what they see, than from what they are told in words.

    #7

    The golden rule: treat others as you want to be treated.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just think we should all be nice to each other. Have manners and compassion.

    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there were some sort of rule. Maybe one emblazoned in gold...

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was taught this when I was 15 years old and started working at McDonald's. I always treat people how I want to be treated. It's made life pretty good.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Charles Kingsley's book, 'The Waterbabies' : Mrs Doasyouwouldbedoneby and Mrs Dotoothersasyouwouldhavedonetoyou.

    whatever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do unto others.......and then run away !!".

    Esme Weatherwax
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't agree with this - I think it's treat people as you think they want to be treated

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost - it's treat people as they actually DO want to be treated. This is the current thinking behind Inclusion and Diversity. The problem with the original is that not everyone thinks the same way that you do, particularly on religion or politics.

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    #8

    Righty tighty, lefty loosey

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    Rachel Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a professional mechanic and I whisper this to myself a lot.

    Isaac Nemo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always glad to hear this kind of thing, it makes me feel less dumb

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    O D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's a left hand threaded fastener

    Curtis Love
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister worked at an oil refinery and taught me this...Helpful!

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More simply (for those who remember non-digital timepieces): Time Tightens (apart from the aforementioned left-hand threads).

    Cate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it is a gas fitting.

    Jen S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this all the time!

    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except on the nylon inside nuts holding toilet flush handles. They're all reverse threaded.

    Scummybear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's a circle so you go both left and right at the same time?

    Nonesuch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practical advice. Use this phrase often.

    Jake Lewis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that

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    #9

    From watching other couples: If you're in a toxic relationship where you both fight constantly, have all sorts of monetary problems, infidelity issues, and deep-down despise each other, please...for the love of God...do not have a baby together !!! No, it will not "make things better". No, it will not make a dead-beat idiot of a person "step up and take responsibility" all of a sudden. All it's going to do is add an impressionable little mind to the mix where they're stuck between two dumb-f***s making it's life a living hell all because they were stupid and selfish.

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    #10

    People don't get to choose their triggers. Be kind.

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    Iris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. 100% THIS. The amount of times we've had breakdowns over "dumb" reasons like a bad grade on a test when in the past that has led to horrible things is IMMESURABLE

    Realist
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    2 years ago

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    “muh triggers” 🤣

    whatever
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    That's a "case by case" basis. If you're triggered because you're reminded of trauma then that's one thing. If you're triggered because you saw a sign that said "All Lives Matter" then GFY.

    Helmford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is what "triggered" means. The second one is what dickheads like you pretend "triggered" means.

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    O D
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    2 years ago

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    *cough* *harumph* b s

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    #11

    Maintain the maintenance on your car. Inexpensive maintenance saves you thousands on repairs.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need to get on to the mechanic of my last service as to why the check oil light is still on...

    #12

    You don't have to attend every argument that you're invited to.

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    Rachel Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but I have a vast rolling field of hills I will die on

    oktopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically that would be a range of hills.

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    Nonesuch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choose your battles. Don't waste time arguing with brick walls.

    #13

    Sometimes great opportunities knock very quietly. I learned this the hard way

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I presume there was a great opportunity, but it was quite subtle, not too noticable, and Ben either missed it, or almost missed it. This is hard tho, needing to make a decision at that stage without much info.

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    #14

    Actually, three things - Budget, Budget, Budget. Even when you earn a "comfortable" living, you really NEED to know where your money goes.

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSSS. So many people waste their money and don't budget like they have an unlimited supply, then complain that they don't have money.

    #15

    Not all police are corrupt. Not all black people are criminals. Not all white people are racist. Not all corporations are inherently evil. Remember the parable of the Five Blind Men and The Elephant and remind yourself that truth is largely subjective--another person's experience can still be valid, even if it directly contradicts your own experience.

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    PoppyFlower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black people and white people are no different from brown hair to blond hair. Why treat someone differently because of their beliefs or what they are? We are all human.

    User# 6
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You choose your beliefs. If you choose to believe the earth is flat, I'll treat you like a moron.

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    Sunshine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brown, white, yellow, orange, we all just some rice idk

    #16

    Never put you keys in the trunk, even just for a second

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    Adam Chang
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to do it , don't know why. We was in NY, rent a car drove to Canada. on the way back my friend said we need to get some sleep. check-in in a motel, unpack, throw the car-key in the trunk. Next morgning my friend asked for the key. After being yelled at, I went to ask the reception if there's a AAA or locksmith. "You can call the police, they can help...happens couple times a year". Cops came. Cop- "Sign this" Me-"what's that?" Cop- "Permission to break the window." Me-"But it's a rental with no insurance." Cop-"just kidding, just a consense that we can unlook your car." After the key was out my frirend asked for a picture of me with the cops.

    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I got a push to start car, I keep my keys on a clip that I attach to my backpack strap or purse before I get in the car. It is calming to see the keychain is obviously with me as I exit with my bag and not in the cup holder when I assume it is in a pocket.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that just once. I left my key fob on trunk edge by back window and closed it without thinking. Luckily, there was just enough exposed to trigger the unlock button with a very thin piece of metal. Now, key fob never leaves my pocket until I'm in my house.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Related: don’t lock the kńob on your home, just the deadbolt. Then you have to use your key to lock the door, and can’t lock yourself out. I haven’t locked myself out of my place since the early 90s, despite being a very absent-minded person.

    #17

    You can pick your friends..... and you can pick your nose.... but you can't pick your friends nose.

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't change the people around you but you can change the people around you.

    Griffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you COULD, but it would annoy the friend.

    Rosemary Booth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saying goes: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa used to say this all the time! :D

    O D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends on how close of friends you truly are. 👅

    Nonesuch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't something to sniff at

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    #18

    To never, ever dismiss my gut feeling about something. Gut feeling never fails.

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    WillowRoseL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! My husband and I are big believers in trusting your gut. I liken it to a threat detection algorithm running in the background. People are much more aware of their surroundings than people think. A lot of the raw data that we process is done subconsciously. Our brain, the marvel processor that it is, will analyze that data and alert us of any potential threats via "that gut feeling that something is not right." Always trust your gut - if something doesn't feel right, especially if there is no observable reason for it, trust your intuition and adapt accordingly. It might be nothing, or it might save your life.

    #19

    To quote a Beastie Boys song that I really like... It takes a second to wreck it. It takes takes time to build. Or as I've had experienced in my life: Trust takes a long time to build, but can be destroyed in just a moment.

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    #20

    Being related to someone does not give you any obligation to them whatsoever. Never excuse someone who manipulate you or hurt you just because they're family. You don't owe anything to anyone.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you've been hurt by family. I had almost an opposite problem, being the youngest and over-protected, I got a shock in the Big World outside.

    #21

    The lyrics to every song imaginable. Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Don’t trust people just because they’re your family. Don’t make too many assumptions. Always have a savings account.

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    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% on the third one. Family does not equal a good person.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard truth. My whole family is amazing except for two. Learned the hard way that their greed and selfishness have no bounds and that I should never have been trusted them. Lesson learned. Now they are just two people I have had the misfortune of knowing my entire life, they are family no more.

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    #22

    FAST stroke protocol learn it save a life: Face- uneven movement, drooping or change in appearance to the left and right side? Arms - Unable to lift arms the same height when they normally could Speech- Is speech slurred, jumbled or absent? Time- if you suspect a stroke call 911/999 immediately the “Golden Hour” is when treatment is most effective. As a health care professional I can confidently say, we would rather attend a call of a false stroke than it be too late to help. As with any medical emergency ALWAYS call if you’re not sure.

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    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad fact is if it is a fake stroke now it'll cost you thousands of dollars for essentially nothing. In the U.S. anyway. I think that's why more people wait too long to call for help. :(

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could not agree more. My mother (retired OR nurse) witnessed stroke symptoms in her father (my grandfather) early on and insisted on calling emergency services. He kept telling her that he was just not feeling well and she was overreacting. He had another more severe stroke in the emergency room. He recovered fairly well, but I cannot keep dwelling on how much worse it could have been if my mom had not known FAST.

    #23

    A little does not mean none. Even just a little bit of kindness might go a long way for someone else ❤️. Also talk to people. Get comfortable with introducing yourself and others to at least a small group. That way, you’ll at least know a few people in any event and will have a base to stand on.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But somebody’s gotta stand in this corner, so it may as well be me.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has it gotta be you everytime, tho? Come out sometime and you might be surprised!

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    #24

    Don't over-plan trips. I used to freak out not having every day planned with where I'd be staying, what I'd be doing, and where I'd be eating. It's ok to go by the seat of your pants sometimes. It can actually make you go places you would have never thought of and see some of the most amazing off the path things. Do all things safely of course!

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    Kalon Suszko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this last trip to the Philippines. :(

    Must Be Bored Again
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our family always called them "spontaneous adventures"!

    #25

    Mom was right... even when I swore she was wrong, she was right.

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. There are some terrible moms out there, but usually if your parents or mother have a feeling about something, they're right. After all, they've lived a good two to three decades longer than you have.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her that, if possible. It'll be a growing experience for you and it will do wonders for your relationship with mom.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've told her numerous times. I'm so lucky that my mom is one of my best friends!

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    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learning that my parents were in fact right more often than not took me until I was about 25ish. I was lucky to have two wonderful parents who were patient with me as I learned this lesson.

    Angieeee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they are very wrong though ..

    #26

    In elementary school they taught us the symbol < > in maths class, and the teacher said the crocodile eats the larger number so 3>1 haha

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    Sunshine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I was taught that it was a finger pointing at the smaller number in shame

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and in programming, \< \> means not or "other than"

    #28

    Parents, raise your children so that when you are a grandparent, you can spoil your grandchildren. If you spoil your children, you will have to raise your grandchildren. Also, always pee on company time.

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For every dollar my boss makes, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine if you can hold it between 5pm and the following 9am...but what about weekends?

    #29

    The American Civil War ended in England. Specifically, in Rock Ferry, a subtown of Birkenhead in Merseyside, over the River Mersey from Liverpool (actually it was in Cheshire at the time but that's not important). See, in those days it was a very slow process getting messages to ships at sea. So the naval skirmishes continued for some time after the Confederacy's formal surrender. The captain of the last Confederate battleship refused to surrender to the Union navy, so instead he sailed to Rock Ferry, where he surrendered to the Royal Navy. Thus the American Civil War ended on a different continent, in a country that was officially neutral in the war.

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    Jake Lewis
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    I don't think that qualifies

    #30

    No matter how much you love your job, it's never going to love you back. Don't trust HR or work friends, especially with your personal business. Be friendly to all - but leave it all behind when you go home.

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    #31

    When I was very young, less than 10 years, I saw the following embroidery on a throw pillow: "The secret of happiness is not doing what you like, but liking what you do." I'm 78 years old now, and that maxim has served me very well throughout my life. I've never had a job I didn't like. (I now discover that's a quote from J.M. Barrie, author of "Peter Pan")

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    Bored Trash Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome that you were able to do that. A lot of us nowadays aren't so lucky. I would love to be photographer full time, but there are now so many of them out there so work is scarce, so it wouldn't pay my bills. The cost of living now compared to when you were younger is killing us and forcing us into meaningless money driven jobs just be able to survive, which is not living.

    #32

    Just because they look good it doesn’t mean they are good

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    Sunshine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FACTS except with sweets cuZ I see you cheesecake 🥵

    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unlike a candy apple-- sweet on the outside, yet rotten to the core.

    #33

    Advice from my father, a retired 25-year New York City Police Officer. NEVER TALK TO COPS!! Be polite and talk to them during a traffic stop, sure. But if your cuffed up and on the your way to the slammer SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!! "I want a lawyer" is all you say. and no "we would like you to come down to the station to talk". Don't do it, if it can't be avoided show up with a lawyer. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AND EXERCISE THEM. you are never going to talk your way out of trouble, talking to cops and you are digging your grave. (I have used my fathers advice on a few occasions)

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    Mary Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, yes, a thousand times, yes!!!

    smugdruggler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always tried to drill into the kids I know that the answer to the question " would you like a solicitor" is ALWAYS yes. Whether you've done anything illegal or not is irrelevant. Always let the lawyer speak for you.

    #34

    Here are a few. 1. Luck is when you take advantage of the opportunity in front of you. 2. You might think the grass is greener on the other side. Sometimes it's not even grass. 3. "Treat others as you would want to be treated " -Jesus 4. " Focus on the solution, not the problem" -Jim Rohn

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    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop looking at the grass in the next field. Sort out your own grass.

    Sunshine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I read that as “Snort out your own grass “ and I was like okkkk

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    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Treat others as THEY want to be treated." -A wise professor. The quote stuck with me more than anything else I heard in college. Everyone has different needs and preferences.

    Esme Weatherwax
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you do go to the other field the grass is the same but with different BS

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Golden Rule predates Jesus by centuries.

    Rachel Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luck is when your players roll three nat 20s in a row and kill your BBEG before he can even act

    #35

    When it comes to my job, regardless of occupation or setting, don't ask about a co-worker's personal life. If that person wanted you to know, that person would have told you by now. Otherwise, they want their personal life to be COMPLETELY separate from their work life. This advice has served me well for over 20 years.

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    Frank Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not true at all. The ability to read the people around you and understand at what level to communicate with them is not a difficult skill. Sure, you can choose to keep your head down and focus on your work, but you can very well miss out on a great friendship that would last a lifetime. If everybody had your attitude, nobody would tell anyone else anything about their personal life and everybody would simply be working robots with no relevant bonds between each other that help solve conflicts that are bound to happen in a work environment.

    Claudette Grossmeyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously depends on the Job. I work for money, being social with peers at work is important, but does anyone really need to know my story to work with me? Nope. Your coworkers are not your friends. Its listed above because its true. You may become friends with your coworkers but it isn't automatic.

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    Jorie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last 20 years must have been lonely for you. More than 20 years ago, a co-worker and I found out we just "clicked" together and began building a friendship that is still going strong, even though I am almost 15 years older than her. We have seen each other through the joy of watching our families grow, and the sadness of battling serious illnesses. We're simply there for each other. I'm sorry you never took a chance to possibly experience something this wonderful.

    #36

    Be humble. There is always some out there smarter than you, richer than you, braver than you and most of all "more humble than you"

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I humbly disagree in all humbleness, for it is I, the most humblest of the humbly humble...I will so out-humble you /s

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    Frank Hammer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so damn good sometimes I just have to brag about how humble I am ;-)

    #38

    Walking on our tip toes We did it in ballet and we never outgrew it. Good for sneaking around the house too. Also standing with our feet in certain ballet positions as well

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only did ballet for a few years in total when I was young and I still walk with a slight turn out. But it's not really good for the joints. A lot of ballet dancers get joint problems later on because of the unnatural movements and forcing a turn out.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, thats another thing we put up with as well. It hasn't caused us problems yet but we know it might in thee future

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we've heard that too. We're not exactly sure if we do have it but many of our friends who have ASD say that we most likely do

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    Mike_The_Nike (He They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a hard time outgrowing walking with my feet out

    Blue_Mouse (queen)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t seen you in a while bud :( you should join our posts more :)

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    Jake Lewis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend in college ask if I was a dancer because I walked around like that. I realized I'd learned the behavior avoiding my dad as a child. Today I see it as a red flag.

    PoppyFlower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always walk on my tip toes. My brother did it and it is easier aswell

    #39

    Saw on a random fun fact thing, can never forget it; teeth explode like popcorn when popped.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys it’sa fact that got in my head, pls stop downvoting me

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't downvote you, but didn't understand. Need some context, getting some now from comments below.

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    #40

    The combination for my bike lock: 0-9-24. This was my elementary school bike in 1981. It’s not useful, but it stuck with me! Also, “Wo ist der Straßenbahn?” I’ve never needed to ask where the street car is in German, but I remember that random phrase from sophomore year German class.

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    oktopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wo ist *die* Straßenbahn?".

    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! I have "El hombre gordo come y come y come" from my spanish class forever ingrained in my mind. :P "the fat man eats and eats and eats"

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase I taught my girlfriend before our trip to Spain was "Este es mi nobio".

    Ingo Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "O Nobio, Nobio, wherefore art thou Nobio?”

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    Introverted Hedgehog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Var är min strumpa? Jag hittar bara en strumpa!" The random sentence from my swedish class in nineties, straight from the textbook. Thats the first thing that comes to my mind when swedish has to be spoken.

    #41

    Consistency is a foundational cornerstone of Quality.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? Practice."

    #42

    If you have a cast iron pan, oil it after you wash it. That way, you don't have to clean off rust when you next use it. Yes, I DID have to be shown this

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma taught me how she cares for her cast iron pans. It's a little different than your advice. Only wash it if you have to, usually you can just wipe it clean with a paper towel (they really are the best non-stick pans). If you do have to wash it, dry it off, oil it well and then re-season it in the oven or stove top before you put it away. Anyway, that is her method and I use it and her cast iron pans to this day.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was my understanding that you don't actually wash cast iron pans. At least with soap. You scrub leftover bits of food out with a clean scrubber and rinse with hot water and dry it thoroughly afterwards. Oil remnants get baked into the finish and it becomes non stick that way.

    #43

    When hearing someone's name for the first time, always repeat it back to them. It helps you to remember it and ensures you've got it exactly right and don't spend the next few years referring to "Eva" as "Ava". (I learned this the hard way)

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    Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omggg please! my name is actually eva, and people always. ALWAYS! call me ava. ive learned to live with it by now, correct them the first few times, etc. but yea its good advie in general.

    #44

    My late mother’s advice on housework. “Housework never goes away. Just do the minimum you can get away with, and spend the rest of your time doing things you enjoy.”

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An older man I used to work with said, "Don't bother to clean the house. After 7 years, the dust doesn't get any worse."

    Troy Parr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the spiders don't like the dust and so make cobwebs so they can avoid it...

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    #45

    You can't control how people act. You can only control how you react to people.

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    #46

    How mean some people can be. I always think now that folks are all bad, come from bad places and are thinking how to be mean to me

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    Ash Conner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start thinking positively. Also, when they start getting mean tell them to go see a therapist for their anger issues. You are not a verbal punching bag and they need to stop being toxic. Yes, this sounds blunt but go say it.

    PoppyFlower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in this world are getting more evil. Pride for one. DONT HATE ME FOR HATING PRIDE. YOU EILL BE HATING ME ALSO BC I LIVE IN A CHRISTAIN FAMILY

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    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look for the bad in people you will find it, try looking for the good in people you will be surprised.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw sweetie….thanks for your positivity. I’m so medically broken with no possible fix know to science…I’m broke and homeless in two months…. I m crippled with bad knee and hip and unable to take a general anesthetic….. I don’t have anyone to help me….my daughter stole a million of my cash from my dad and I don’t have lawyers’ fees to get it back….but platitudes don’t help me either…

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    #47

    I learned all the prepositions in the English language to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic...leave it to my catholic grammar school. I can still sing it at 77 years old. OMG

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    Samantha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 23 helping verbs and I remember them all thanks to my 8th grade English teacher and the little ditty she taught us.

    smugdruggler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Music does help you remember things imo. I learned the alphabet as a kind of song.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to sing the alphabet, still remember it 50 years later. I can say the alphabet backwards as well.

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    #48

    The paperclip was invented in Norway.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the paperclip stuck on you, or is it clipped to you?!

    #49

    Nondairy coffee creamer is flammable.

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    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to do this in culinary school.

    smugdruggler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any fine powder is flammable in a 'cloud'. Flour factories were known to be at risk of exploding if a naked flame was present.

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, you can light the powder stuff on fire...impressively so

    Frank Hammer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will teach you all you need to know https://youtu.be/yRw4ZRqmxOc

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    #50

    I once tried to learn Vietnamese after reading Inside Out And Back Again and still remember how to say “You are a chicken” It’s “Ban la mot con ga”, although I didn’t get to the grammar lessons so it might be wrong lmao

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bạn là một con gà if you want the diacritics

    #51

    When you want to remember something like to buy milk always think/say "Remember milk" never "don't forget milk" because your brain will only hear "forget milk" and you will forget it.

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    Invisigoth (xe/xem)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if i think, "forget milk"? will that work?

    Bored Trash Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, my brain forgets. lol. I have an ever changing list of things I need to buy on my phone. I look at it whenever I go to a store and delete whatever I get.

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read once about a psychological study that found that if you write it down, you're seven times more likely to remember it.

    #52

    The best thing my mother taught me (about knitting, but I've applied it to everything I've learned) is that I only need to learn "one stitch at a time". Rather than fret that I didn't know how to knit a sweater, she told me that I only need to learn the FIRST stitch, and forget about the 2nd one until I get to it. That helped me RELAX about learning a new skill. I break learning down into tiny steps and focus only on the step I'm on.

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    Mary Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, i was taught this as "how do you eat an elephant?...one bite at a time...start with the easy bits, like the tail and ears, and go from there"

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." (Not sure if that's the one by your front door, or when it begins.)

    #53

    When you wash the dishes, make sure you turn the butter knifes upside down in the dish drainer so that the little kids won't fall on them.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dish drainer is at a height that little kids could fall on it? My kitchen is different from yours.

    Penny Kemper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? And all knives so you don't pick yourself taking them out. Smh

    #54

    Everyone makes mistakes, we're human. How you handle those mistakes shows everyone who you are.

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    #55

    Knitting. Taught myself (I'm a guy) and I've never regretted it. I've made blankets, scarves, capes, plush toys. Yarn is cheap, and now I always have a gift to give at Christmas that can be custom. The reason I learned how to was because a character in a children's book I like knew how to knit. He was a viking.

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    #56

    When trying to figure out why something is broken, take a look at the last thing you messed with. Usually it is the cause of the malfunction. My father told me that at 16, when I was working on my car. I had replaced the carb, and was trying to get it started. He found me monkeying with the timing. Of course, he used profanity in place of "messed with". He rarely used swear words, so it stuck in my brain. Now every time I am troubleshooting something, I hear his voice say "What was the last thing you f***ed with."

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    #57

    "In Xanadu did Kublai Khan a pleasure dome decree, where Alph the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground with walls and towers were girded round..' and that's all I remember from a high school English class. In 1975.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this from a English class in middle school!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you break your fast on honeydew, and drink the milk of paradise? (Anyone else think Neil Peart should be nominated for sainthood? lol)

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first heard this, I wondered why they didn't come up with a more exotic name for the river than "Alf", which makes it sound like a bloke from Yorkshire..."down through the caverns of Sid, to the sea of Bert..."

    #58

    Montpelier is the capitol of Vermont (US state, if anyone doesn't know). Story in comments.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the story: My last year of grade school (13 year olds), our social studies teacher was giving us a test on the state capitols. I knew all but Vermont. The day of the test, our teacher offered a verbal one-state test. If the student got it right, A+. If the student got it wrong, he failed the test. I was the only one to take the deal. 49 out of 50 was excellent odds. Guess what state the teacher asked me the capitol of. Just guess. He was kind enough to give me a few minutes, and in the end I got it, but I was scared to death. I've never forgotten Montpelier, and I never will.

    #59

    Don't spit into the wind

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    Frank Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tug on Superman's cape, and don't mess around with Slim. Oh, and don't pull the mask off The lone ranger.

    Gerald Ogden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tug on superman's cape/you don't spit in the wind/you don't pull the mask of the old lone ranger..

    #60

    When merging get up to speed with the other vehicles as soon as you safely can.

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    Frank Hayes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something almost no one complies with.

    #61

    so many things i have learned but then again i am an old fart and life and time allows you to learn if you pay attention to the lessons that come to you. as a parent knowing when to keep your mouth shut because sometimes that is more effective than babbling, scolding, etc. as an employee, value yourself. as a human being, don't be afraid to be kind to others.

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    #62

    I learned as a child not to leave my trash in nature.

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    smugdruggler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice one. I hate litter. I don't understand why they can carry a full bottle of water on their way out, but then can't take the empty bottle with them when they leave. It winds me up!

    #63

    Reverse parking using the side window frames as a guide. It means I can reverse park different sized cars.

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    #64

    A natural predator of the Moose is the Killer Whale. You are more likely to die of drowning than dehydration in the desert.

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    Jack S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, that's probably because people would rather go swimming than slowly burn.

    Isaac Nemo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misunderstood this at first to mean drowning while in the desert. I thought "yeah...?" lol

    Daggie_style
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How TF you going to drown in the desert?!

    #65

    I was a sophomore in high school in 1979 when I learned the Pythagorean Theorem with a song my teacher made up... The square of the hypotenuse is equal to Is equal to Is equal to The square of the hypotenuse is equal to The sum of the square of the legs.

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    Jon Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Maths teacher taught us that the son of the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides. Never forgot it.

    #66

    Righty tighty, lefty loosey

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    Daggie_style
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if this is a life lesson or a political statement

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mentioned earlier on, with slightly more context.

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    #67

    1. Take every opportunity if you have nothing else on the table. Even if it fails you'll learn something. Always take better opportunities than stay in worse opportunities just for the sake of loyalty. 2. Practice something every day. Do something useful every day. Even if it's just dealing with some red tape. 3. Always be kind. Avoid saiyng anything negative because no-one wants to hear it. 4. More important to network and have lots of people who know you, than to be skilled in just one thing. Work comes from networking not skill.

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    dar Rah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3. Some negative things need to be said.

    Lori Gibbs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. Best advice from Thumper in Bambi.

    #68

    Most of the time, we are afraid of things that are behind us. We prolong past experiences into the future. So maybe our actual fear says more about what lies behind us, than about the actual reality now and about what will be.

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    #69

    There’s more than one right way to do something.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will let you do it 'your' way if you will let me do it 'my' way. When I was first married, I'd never had my own home, and I kept having a crisis because my husband didn't like the way I made the bed. (Don't ask why he wouldn't make it himself.) I got very confused between what Mum taught me and what husband wanted. Someone told me to do it my way and I broke down and said I didn't know what 'my' way was. I settled down after a while.

    #70

    So I worked at IKEA for... 6-7yrs... it had thoroughly ruined house ads/ tv shows/movies etc. I'm like oh look that's the godmorgon vanity with the odensvik top or... oh there's the laxarby fronts, that got replaced by lerhyttan, I miss Laxarby or... hmm, the IKEA PS 2014 lamp, nice or... see so what they did here they didn't cut the cover panels to that they could avoid cutting the deco strip which is honestly just lazy and when you're selling this house for over a million, how hard would it have been to just cut that on a 45? ...I haven't worked there in over a year... my family thinks I'm speaking in tongue, nah, just swedish lol. It's impossible to appreciate anything when you're mentally adding up how much things in a room cost and notice how frequently they deviated from the instructions.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikea adverts get on my nerves, and I've never worked there. One set of poster adverts were about banning men with beards. That really got on my nerves, even tho I wasn't close to anyone with a beard.

    #71

    “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”

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    #72

    Do the things you HAVE to do before you do the things you WANT to do. This works on all ages! It really helped me train my children on their homework and chores.

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    Bored Trash Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach* not train, children aren't dogs. Just sayin.

    #73

    From a mountain biker, never tie your shoes before putting on your knee pads.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been a mountain biker or even a street biker. I've learnt to never to do my trousers up until I've tied my shoe laces.

    #74

    The majority of people are a******s .

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    #75

    The entirety of Elinor Wylie's poem, 'Now let no charitable hope'. Memorising it wasn't even a requirement for the class. I have no idea why I can still recite it from memory

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley.

    #76

    In someone's story, you're the bad guy.

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    #77

    You don't have to agree with someone's views to respect them

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    Bored Trash Panda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um.. it really depends on the views TBH. For instance; I am not going to respect some religious nutjob that says people in the LGBTQ+ community or the parents of Trans kids should be shot and strung up, or says I am going to "hell" for not believing in their god. Respect is earned, not given.

    #78

    That love, self-worth, and true happiness can not be bought, sold, or influenced with a zillion likes.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time, children, when there was no 'social media'. There was even a time when there was no Internet! And we survived.

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    #79

    Watch a few videos on YT on how to perform CPR. You might be in the position to save someone

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    #80

    Just take baby steps. Saw it in a movie called What About Bob when I was young, and I took it literally. Helped me get over my fear of heights and now I'm a rock climber.

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    #81

    The fastest way to kill something special is to compare it to something else.

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    #82

    I learned the alphabet in sign language when I was in Kindergarten and never forgot it. I'm now going to college to be a sign language interpreter.

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    #84

    i know the order that all of green day's studio albums were released in

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    #85

    The names of around 200 Pokemon.

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    #86

    Opportunities don't come knocking-you need to go and look for them. Sometimes they do, but you'll find infinitely more opportunities if you actually try to to look for them. No matter how much you argue with or feel annoyed by your sibling/s, never, ever disrespect or put them down in from of others. Once you insult them in front of others, it gives them a sort of free pass to then disrespect them as well. Leave then scolding for home when there aren't as many outsiders.

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    #87

    "It's the encyclopedia...E-N-C-Y-C-L-O-P-E-D-I-A!" A song sung by Jiminy Cricket on The Mickey Mouse Club in the early '70's. It's how I learned how to spell a really long word before I even started kindergarten. (I'm 56yrs old so that song has stuck around a LOOOOOONG time!)

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we spell it encyclopaedia outside USA

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. I'm in the UK, but getting used to seeing US spelling on BP.

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    Frank Hayes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jiminy was singing it in the 1950s too! I was 5 singing that along with him and still to this day!

    #88

    trust no one

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I trusted most people, and very rarely did I regret it. But still, you do as you think.

    smugdruggler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust noone until they earn it. Mutual trust is a precious thing, but it has to be earned.

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    #89

    trust no one

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    #90

    That your tongue is the strongest muscle

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    smugdruggler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also the only muscle in your body that's only attached at one end.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame you don't need to use your tongue to comment on BP.

    #91

    Never buy expensive "speciality themed" presents for new friends. A couple of guys we knew were Pug Dog foster parents to a pack of 9 doggies. Liked them, liked the dogs, liked the sentiment, and bought a nice set of silver plated pug dog figurine salt and pepper shakers for a future gift. Hmmm. Let's just say, by the time holiday rolled around we had moved on for one reason or another. Ended up "Dirty Santa-ing" the shakers to a party guest who loved them! Karma.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never buy silver or silver-plated anything as presents, so I can't imagine buying a gift like that.

    #92

    clothing trends come and go but good manners never go out of style.

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    #93

    First thing would be to love yourself and learn your self-worth. Never settle. Don't change who you are for a partner as well as don't think that you are going to make someone else change for the better. Like staying in a toxic relationship for way too long or having an affair and they leave that person to be with you instead, doesn't mean that they won't do the same and cheat on you. Just because someone is family/related to you does not mean that they automatically should have your trust or respect. I personally do not trust anyone 100% but I usually start off with minimal trust until you either earn more over time or do something to break the trust. I've been hurt the most by my family and this helped me learn that you can't depend on or trust anyone but yourself and even then I sometimes don't trust myself completely lol. Lastly don't always judge a book by its cover or a person by what others say or think of them. Take it all in with a grain of salt but form your own opinion/thoughts and you never know who you may connect with.

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    #94

    Three pieces of advice my dad gave me: 1) "B******t works fine in prayer meeting, but ain't worth a damn in bear meeting." (Translation: you can shuck and jive your way only so far, until you're on the spot to perform what you bragged about.) 2) "A hard head makes a soft backside." (Translation: pride goes before a fall, and some people have to learn that the hard way.) 3) The best lesson is a bought one." No translation needed for this one. Unfortunately, this has applied to my life on more than a few occasions. I'm happy to say that I've gotten a little quicker on the uptake.

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    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An uncle once told me " if you can't blind them with science, baffle 'em with bullsh!t".

    #95

    Dad/Mom is a title that’s earned. I was born with you as my father, but that doesn’t make you my beloved dad until you act like it.

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    #96

    When I was very young, saw the movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still”, scared me to death. Some man in the movie stops the aliens by saying Gort clatu barada nicktu…lm sure that’s not the spelling but I never forgot it…just in case!

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    #97

    Pertaining to our Fuzzy Friends: When approaching a critter remember watch MEET . Mouth Ears Eyes Tail. For rounding: 5 or above go up to the tower , 4 or below go down to the bower.

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    #98

    Maybe I'm the one that really needs to apologize sometimes

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    #99

    My father hated his dad for his father's hypocrisy, Ironically we share that in common

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    #100

    It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. as in protection.

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    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On similar lines, "Weed gets you through times of no money better than money gets you through times of no weed".

    #101

    Never teach a bear to wallpaper a living room.

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    #102

    My dad always taught us to be very good judges of character and taught us about red flags.

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean actual red flags? Sorry but I'm not sure what this means.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming "red flags" as in warning signs people give off in their words or actions.

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    #103

    Never assume anything.

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    Orwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes an a*s our of u and me

    #104

    trust no one

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    #105

    If you do everything you say you are going to, I can build an empire around you. If you don’t, you’re just another problem to me.

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    #106

    "Don't whiz on the electric fence" - advice from a made up board game from an episode of a cartoon called Ren & Stimpy. I have always followed this advice and sing the song in my head regularly.

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    #107

    you cant please every one all the time.

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    #108

    6.02 times 10 to the 23rd. Missed it on a test 50-odd years ago.

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    #109

    Getting married because you have things in common is great, however drinking and sex are not hobbies.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking at you, ex boyfriend who didn't share the same hobbies as your previous girlfriend... I. E. Sex and drinking...

    #110

    Pick your color combos wisely! Color schemes are great, thanks high school art class!

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    #111

    You are far more in control of your current and future life than you think.

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    #112

    Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell................

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    #113

    If you learn to view life like a first impression, you’ll make a few mistakes, if any

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    #114

    How to work out the volume of a cylinder (or area of a circle). I have used it - once I think - in my adult life.

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    #115

    Stay close to people who will be the first one to strike a conversation to start a friendship.

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    #116

    Things mostly don't go as planned. This is not to say one shouldn't have a goal or an aim. Just don't go making an elaborate plan of how u hope to achieve it cause life would always happen.

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    #117

    That when you French kiss someone, you form a long, twisty tube from one a.n.u.s. to another.

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    #118

    Terrible jokes and animal facts.

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    #119

    Righty tighty, lefty loosie!

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    #120

    Sometimes, some of the very best things that you've experienced are only made possible by something very bad happening first.

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    #121

    Aa and Pahoehoe. Types of lava!

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    #122

    You can call Auburn University and they can help answer any question. I had a lovely conversation about the odds of me marrying my best friend. They’re normally polite and are actually helpful during with my dumb questions. Very helpful for someone who struggles phrasing google searches :)

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    #123

    You get what you inspect, not what you expect.

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    #124

    Maybe in the one that really needs to apologize sometimes

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    #125

    If you ever think "does my kid need therapy?" The answer is YES

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    #126

    Sunstroke. Salt, sugar, and hydration.

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    Daggie_style
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't sound like a very good drink, but great name!

    #127

    He finally decided to actually get the milk and guess what? YUP, IT TOOK THREE TRIES! BY BÎTCH!

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    #128

    Fifty, nifty, United States, from 13 original colonies. Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas....

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    #129

    Only women can give birth

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    #130

    To not be an a*****e. Of course, I am but...

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    #131

    There is no such thing as a peaceful existence. You are going to encounter various degrees of conflict muliple times a day every day of your life.

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that depends where you are and what sort of people you come across. I'm no longer in paid work, and have to stop and think when I last 'encountered any degree of conflict' at all.

    #132

    You can't fool a fool, you can't joke a joker, but you sure as hell can f**k a f**ker.

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    #133

    No dairy coffee creamer is flammable.

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    Salty Sasquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's interesting. The Mythbusters got a huge flameout when they lit 500 pounds of it. Kari tested it first with a small amount and it flamed then.

    Frank Hammer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree https://youtu.be/yRw4ZRqmxOc