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Some people just have a word that comes to them naturally.
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#1
"Oh, for f*ck's sake!" More and more of late.
Final score:
55points
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#2
"You uneducated potato!" someone please tell me which BP this was on i have a terrible memory lol 😂
Final score:
23points
#3
"Same difference" . . . I don't even remember where I heard it but now it's part of my daily vocabulary 🤣
Final score:
20points
#4
Recently I've been saying "oof" and "yikes" a lot.
Final score:
19points
#5
"Well, f*****k me gently with a chainsaw." It's from Heathers.
Final score:
18points
#6
I once wanted to say "cool beans" and "sweet" at the same time, so I split the difference and said "sweet beans". I don't know why, but I keep doing it on purpose now...
Final score:
18points
#7
jiminy christmas
Final score:
13points
#8
"I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream" why do I say that or "sup bitches"
Final score:
13points
#9
i’m a teacher so i can’t swear at work, so i’ve replaced every swear word with “cinnamon bits!”
Final score:
13points
Sky Render 4 years ago
I remember, when we were kids, that my younger brother came up with some amusing G-rated swears. The best ones were "Sorghum flatter-batter!" and "Pillsbury breadbox!"
#10
Really ? To my daughter that wanks to stick a fork in a power socket To the client who doesn't think basic IT security is important in 2021 To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok.
Final score:
12points
#11
Mine is saying „hee haw“ ALL the time
Final score:
11points
#12
I have been saying “oh god” a lot lately
Final score:
11points
ben woskje 4 years ago
context please? "oh god" as in WTF are these morons thinking/doing? or "oh god" as in good sex ?
#13
suuuuuure
Final score:
11points
Ansley Byrd 4 years ago
i do this to haha but I tend to pronounce it like "SHORRRRE" when someone says something strange, like someone barking at me in the hallways.
#14
I mumble FFS (for f%^+ sake) under my breath at least 20 times a day.
Final score:
10points
#15
To the cats - “Will you please finish your food”. “Look at all this wasted food”. “Can you try and keep the food in the bowls please instead of spilling it on the floor”. All three will be inscribed on my gravestone!
Final score:
8points
Ansley Byrd 4 years ago
my cats always drag the gravity water dropper away from the wall into the middle of the flroor
#16
Your mom jokes lmao
Final score:
8points
#17
lolllssss and neener
Final score:
7points
#18
I don’t know why, but I CANNOT stop making Dad Jokes. My Kids and husband could say anything and all that comes out of my mouth is randomly stupid jokes. It’s like every time I open my mouth my Dad comes out.
Final score:
6points
#19
I'm fine.
Final score:
5points
#20
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
Final score:
5points
#22
Y'all Calm yo' self If ya say so bud.
Final score:
4points
#23
Only when I'm hanging around a certain group of friends I say "yo I wanna f**k the brown M&M/a Samsung smart fridge." TO GIVE SOME CONTEXT!! there is a streamer we all watch who said this once as a joke and now I just use it to tease my friends. Points if you know which streamer I'm talking about lol
Final score:
4points
your socially awkward cousin 4 years ago
WILBUR SOOT MY BELOVED AND HIS CANONICAL MOTHER THE SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE
Rockstar (Submission author) 4 years ago
OMG YES I LOVE THAT YOU KNEW THAT
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#24
“That’s all I did at my last job.” Usually follows someone’s pointing out a personal faux pas of mine. Then I say: “They paid me very well with benefits!”
Final score:
4points
#25
Every single curse/swear word
Final score:
4points
#26
no s**t sherlock ALL the time whenever someone says something lol
Final score:
4points
your socially awkward cousin 4 years ago
its a shame that "no s**t sherlock" didn't make it into a marvel movie, considering both sherlocks and watsons were there
#27
I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
Final score:
4points
#29
If I stub my toe or hurt myself in anyway at all it’s normally, son of a biscuit when my kids are around. Son of a bitch when I’m by myself, or the f word. I say the f word a lot. I really, really try not to cuss. It just comes out.
Final score:
4points
#31
I've been saying: "I need oreos!" "YEET!" "I'm hungry."
Final score:
3points
#33
I have a stim where I repeat “I am not a vet” for like half an hour Idk why I have nothing to do with vets or want to be one its just so random
Final score:
3points
#34
Bugger nuts? It just slides of your tongue 😂
Final score:
3points
#35
Ruuuude For some reason, it's the only comeback I can think of now...
Final score:
3points
littlesaresare 4 years ago
I often say that when something inconvenient but totally reasonable happens. eg. "I got a power bill. Rude."
#38
"Just like a mighty herd of Turtles" My grandfather used to say it all the time. IDK why.
Final score:
3points
#39
"Couldn't care less." To everything. specifically whenever my little brother starts talking
Final score:
2points
#40
Off Like a dirty shirt Off like a herd of turtles You ready, Steady?
Final score:
2points
#42
"You have no idea what...[INSERT WHATEVER THE OTHER PERSON HAS NO IDEA ABOUT]
Final score:
2points
#43
Well fancy that.
Final score:
2points
#44
Tingle fingers... do you need to ask?
Final score:
2points
#45
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
Final score:
2points
#46
I'm in 10th grade and I have the vocabulary of a 3rd-grade teacher. I use phrases like "smarticle-particle" quite frequently and things along that line.
Final score:
2points
#47
Groovy
Final score:
2points
#48
Sweet cheese and rice
Final score:
2points
#49
“Good heavens!” “Goodness gracious!” “Oh my goodness…” For reference, I’m 42 and have said these phrases since I was a little tyke.
Final score:
2points
#50
I’ve been saying this is a disaster but I pronounce it dis-a-stuh instead and no clue why lmao
Final score:
2points
#51
My answer to anything (and everything) is “cool” “I slept late today” “cool” “I murdered someone” “cool”
Final score:
2points
#52
An Irish "Jasus", an English "Bloody 'ell", a Hispanic "Jesús Christo", and my personal favorite, the half swears you have to do in offices, planes, public places in general, " Son of a... seabiscuit, Fu..dge"
Final score:
2points
#53
From my time in the deep South: "If it don't come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse."
Final score:
2points
#54
Crap on a cracker! Even got my mom saying it.
Final score:
2points
#55
SINCE UH ☝ WHEN
Final score:
2points
#56
“What doin?” Ever since I saw a bird on Tik-Tok, I’m constantly saying it. It’s not grammatically correct so it drives people crazy but I just can’t stop!!!
Final score:
2points
#57
Doodle Bug. I call everyone from my cats to my boss Doodle Bug.
Final score:
2points
#58
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!
Final score:
2points
#59
For sure, dirty. I've been saying it for years because this guy in High School said it all the time and it just kinda stuck? Said it to my boss the other day, thought about it for a sec, and finally looked up what it meant. Apologized shortly after. He thought it was funny.
Final score:
2points
#61
Blah, blah, blah… “like a fish!” You’ll either know the film reference. Or you won’t. But everything in my world is, “like a fish”.
Final score:
1point
#62
the amount of times i say "pog", "mate", and "man" is insane
Final score:
1point
#65
Been saying "Mother of god" lately because of this one emote named "motherofgod:, in which the emote looks cool.
Final score:
1point
#66
um... what the freak,shut up, get lost, damnit, freaking lord and a few more...
Final score:
1point
#67
Fudge Mother of satan What the fudge SCREEEEEE DO YALL EVER GET QUIET???? BROWN MNM
Final score:
1point
your socially awkward cousin 4 years ago
"BROWN M&M" POGGERS MATE PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE A FELLOW WILBUR SOOT ENJOYER
#69
"Greetings!" "Ayo" "'Sup?" "Dope" "Wack" "Sick" "Sweet" "Fack" "What fresh hell is this?" "What in gay hell?" "What the curse-ed f*ck?" "Wazzat?" (In place of 'What's that?') "Be gay do crime" "My dude" "My boi" "My man" "I just don't vibe with it" "This is taking eons" "It'll take a dragon's age" (meaning it will take a long time) "Hey you forgot your flashlight" (said aggressively when entering a room/voicecall to greet certain friends) "Operator sickness" or "links disease" (in response to anyone coughing) "(Insert beverage), what are you, forty?" (Usually in response to someone saying they like black coffee)
Final score:
1point
#70
I tend to say "kiddo" a lot as an endearing term but also "uh oh spaghetti-o" which people find weird and funny lol
Final score:
1point
#71
"I'll add it to my list" My list of stuff to do is getting rather long :)
Final score:
1point
#72
Apparently it's "Zack", my 1,5y old repeats it every time I say it. I really have to stop, it's getting out of hand
Final score:
1point
#74
'Like.' It means a lot of things and can be a whole sentence depending on the intonation. I'm trying to stop using it though.
Final score:
1point
#76
“We’re not here to f**k spiders!”
Final score:
1point
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Lmao what? Is there specific context or is this just your go to? Totally made me laugh either way!
#77
I am originally from Michigan and these are the things I blame it for. "Yeah no" - I disagree or I agree but its a negative thing "No yeah" - I agree. The 5 tenses of "You guys" (ie. "You guys" "Yours guys" "You guyses" "Your guys" and the ever popular "Yours guyses") None of these are pronounced like one is Tony Soprano. The Michigan "ope" - A standard issue apology, generally whispered under the breath when one gets to close to anything living or otherwise. I personally find "no yeah" and "yeah no' to be the worst of the lot, and by far and away the most used.
Final score:
1point
#80
"Char!" It's just an expression. Lol!
Final score:
1point
#81
-variations on f*ck, mainly f*ck me (in my head) -ehhh... is it though? -oof -freakin' hell -Jesus Christ (i'm agnostic)
Final score:
1point
#85
Question! Usually preceding a question, but sometimes a statement :) Got it from Dwight on The Office
Final score:
0points
#86
Omg Oh my god Oh my gosh (To my parents) hello mother / father
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0points
#88
With my UK friends "Listen here yah c***ts" We do this every time we play together
Final score:
0points
#89
oof idk why also spawn and /sarcastically/ of course
Final score:
0points
#90
*observes something agreeable and/or callipygian* That's pretty Art Deco.
Final score:
0points
#93
'Oh Misery!' But i'm dutch, so then it's; 'oh ellende!' and it just fits in so, so many ways.
Final score:
0points
#94
Fair point.my sister and I live on a road,it’s called Fairview,she hates me so when I say Fair Point she says “you mean Fairview”
Final score:
0points
#95
when someone asks me for a favor i ALWAYS say "depends on the favor" my bf hates it xD i also make an awful lot of "your momma" jokes "MOOD" and i recently started to use "jeeezus" a lot.. i don't know why :D
Final score:
0points
#101
"100 percent". Not sure where I picked it up but currently trying to shake it.
Final score:
0points
#105
You better check yourself.
Final score:
0points
#106
No s**t Peter Parker your spider senses are or king!
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0points
#107
"Sana all." Filipino slang used when we're jealous of other people's good luck.
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0points
#110
i saw this in a movie awhiel ago and ever since then my favorite insult has been "Camel C*ck"
Final score:
0points
#111
"Cool beans" I picked it up from a Tumblr post about slang used in past decades, started using it ironically, and now I say it way too much.
Final score:
0points
#113
My hands are wet because I just washed them. No other reason. (points if you get the reference)
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0points
#115
I’ll just say “Barnacles” as another word for crap, etc.
Final score:
0points
#116
So at some point in time I started saying "So" at the beginning of a comment. I'm aware of it and it drives me nuts. No reason for it at all. So, I am working on it. F*ck! (also I am saying that a lot more)
Final score:
0points
#118
Fudge. Put that down and eat your dinner More recently “Why don’t you watch a different episode of Hey Duggie, one you haven’t seen before.“
Final score:
0points
#119
F*cking hell!!! When I drop something, or make a mistake, or find the science too loud. Yea.
Final score:
0points
#121
KRIKEY!
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0points
#122
"Are they trying to kill us all?" I used to just yell it at the TV but I caught myself muttering it under my breath when I saw how much they wanted for a lamp I was looking at.
Final score:
0points
#123
"crimony antlers" spoken by my friend's very conservative mother on verge of aneurism
Final score:
0points
Susan Brown (Submission author) 4 years ago
Not an actual aneurism: that was her version of the worst curse possible...this was over 25yrs ago: I use it to this day.
#125
" Jesus Christ, Superstar, Mary Chain and All Saints!" as an expression of surprise
Final score:
0points
Amber Smith 4 years ago
That is similar to mine. I say, "Jesus, Mary, Joseph and 18 camels". Don't ask. Ha
#126
"...so, be it". Used for many years and being known for using this phrase
Final score:
0points
#127
sorry
Final score:
0points
#129
I have said gosh darn your life, mother funyuns, and weirdchamp wayyy to much recently
Final score:
0points
#132
Y'all Just- it slid into my vocabulary at school one day and bam.
Final score:
0points
#135
“It is what it is.” My co-workers always nod and agree, because it’s easier to say than flipping s**t. We work in a restaurant. Better to have that attitude than going ballistic, imho.
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0points
#136
“That’s Showbiz!” I work as a background actor and I never know when I’m gonna work till the night before. Usually work 12-16 hour days starting real early. Whenever I’m on my way to the studio at like 4 am and I’m messaging my friends out of boredom and they reply I’m just; “That’s Showbiz, baby!”
Final score:
0points
#142
Not my phrase but a phrase my GF says way too often, and it gets under my skin. At the end of so many sentences she'll say "you know what I mean?" We should go and walk the dog now so we can go and watch a movie later whilst she's chill... you know what I mean?
Final score:
0points
#143
"like" has finally left this building. Listen to how often even a news report will repeat it.
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0points
#145
ghetto-tastic. one day i tried to say fantasticly ghetto and out it popped.
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0points
#147
never gonna give you up
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0points
#148
calm your knickers.....to the wife.
Final score:
-1point
#154
"Bite Me!" You'd think I learn not to say it after a friend bit me...LOL Nope still say it...LOL
Final score:
-1point
#155
I have said “yabba dabba doo” for most of my adult life. Not in a happy excited way, but kind of deadpan. Like if I just finished washing dishes, and Love of my Life puts a coffee cup and spoon in the sink while I’m still standing there drying my hands. Yabba dabba doo.
Final score:
-1point
#156
i’m about to hit, spit, spackle the f*** out of somebody. as well as “ah yes, bisois man” and “just killed a woman feeling good” props if you can tell what this is from
Final score:
-1point
#158
right now? "I can be brown, I can be blue, I can be violet sky. I can be hurfull, I can be purple, I can be anything you want..." suffer with me now
Final score:
-1point
What do you think ?
Eric Soliday 4 years ago
Damn, but I usually say it like Daayum like daayum boy or daayum that's nuts.
Neat Hicks 4 years ago
I say obviously a lot, even when it's not obvious to the person I'm talking to.
GSMountainWolf 4 years ago
I say YE YEET BRUH BESSCHURGER AND NIMKIN CHUGGETS A WHOLE HEKKING LOT
Eric Soliday 4 years ago
Damn, but I usually say it like Daayum like daayum boy or daayum that's nuts.
Neat Hicks 4 years ago
I say obviously a lot, even when it's not obvious to the person I'm talking to.
GSMountainWolf 4 years ago
I say YE YEET BRUH BESSCHURGER AND NIMKIN CHUGGETS A WHOLE HEKKING LOT
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