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Hey guys! If someone came up to you one day and asked to make a movie about you, what would it be called? Looking forward to hearing funny and witty titles, nothing vulgar or inappropriate please.:)
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#1
(rarely ) Fast and (often) Furious.
Final score:
65points
#Amelia animal lover 3 years ago
Hahahaha hah hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 laughed until I couldn't breathe lol
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#2
Zero Shades of Grey.
Final score:
40points
#3
I would not say my life would git in a movie, maybe a show? But if I had to name it. "Doors" . I would say this because each part of my life is like a totally different room, you walk in and walk out. Each room has its own vibe, brightness, and size. All the stuff in each room is made of memories and stuff I've collected in that time era. And start falling apart when I forget stuff in that given time.
Final score:
35points
*Displayname*=idk (Submission author) 3 years ago
Now I see, now I can't unsee it.
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Mel Schmidt 3 years ago
That is so awesome and I so relate to that! Something about doors that can open up any and everything in all parts of dimensions.
#4
Coming to a cinema near you...'Meh'
Final score:
34points
#5
Oh no, she's doing it again. subtitle: will she never learn
Final score:
34points
#6
What? (cause I don't know what's going on most of the time 😅)
Final score:
31points
#7
TIRED
Final score:
30points
#8
The caretaker no one took care of.
Final score:
29points
#9
Dumpster Fire With A Smiley Face
Final score:
29points
#10
Obviously a trilogy: This Movie Could Have Been an Email This Movie Could Have Been a Text (and the stunning conclusion) This Movie Could Have Been Just 😳
Final score:
27points
#11
Reality, Imaginary, and everything in between.
Final score:
24points
#12
WTF happened to you?
Final score:
24points
#13
One high functioning autistic dumb a*s against the entire world
Final score:
23points
#14
Pain... The Musical!
Final score:
22points
#15
SHlT
Final score:
20points
#16
You could have done better!
Final score:
18points
#17
Bi the way, I think I love you
Final score:
18points
#19
Betrayal and Lies: The search for Truth and Love
Final score:
15points
#20
A smart-a*s with zero friends
Final score:
14points
Alias Delfs 3 years ago
Oh my god almost the same her expect plot twist my friends are all good type of smart asses
#21
Great Ideas With Poor Executions
Final score:
14points
#22
Access denied
Final score:
14points
#23
The Life And Misadventures Of Cherry Smooth N'Good
Final score:
13points
#24
. Just “.”
Final score:
13points
#25
13 reasons why I stayed home today
Final score:
13points
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Sequel 13 reasons why I should have stayed home today!!! I like it by the way
#26
10 Things I Hate About Life
Final score:
12points
#27
The story of the ferret/reptile lady
Final score:
12points
#28
Why does the the human brain ignore the second the credits to a youtube vid I once saw
Final score:
12points
#30
Remind me why I came into this room?
Final score:
10points
#31
I Have a Condition... It's Called Stupidity
Final score:
9points
#32
Reality is Subject to Change
Final score:
9points
#33
"Unblended" or something...idk Mainly one reason: throughout my life, quite a few things that I like, other people don't and vice versa. Some examples: - I don't like coffee, tea, and soda. So literally my liquid intake is just water, milk, and occasional other stuff. - I'm a teenager that doesn't play video games and gets religiously criticized by my friends for it. - I really like math. And...well A LOT of people don't LOL - (This one is more for people around my age group) but I don't like makeup and skin-showing clothing. It's honestly ridiculous that girls wear booty shorts and crop tops when it's 40-50 degrees outside. Overall, I don't blend in :P
Final score:
9points
Pinkcorgi(Undercover panda) 3 years ago
Oh my gosh! I fit your description exactly!! We could co-star
Not Telling you 3 years ago
Understandable. I don't blend in either. ❤ hopefully it'll be fine (btw, hopefully it will be fine is the title of my movie)
𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account) (Submission author) 3 years ago
That's like a life motto right there. I like it!
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#34
Ow, you're on my hair
Final score:
8points
#35
No refunds . . . But there's a cat!
Final score:
8points
Agent 8433599 (Submission author) 3 years ago
It gets better, my cat's name is Timothy Leslie Templeton!! ☺️
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Stayin' Alive Part 2
Final score:
7points
#37
Still Crazy, After All These Years
Final score:
7points
#39
oh yeah, that happened!
Final score:
7points
#40
It’s Ok To Not Be Ok
Final score:
7points
#41
The Completely Ordinary Non-Adventure of Spikey Boi!
Final score:
7points
#42
"She was fragile like a bomb"
Final score:
7points
#43
Why I Like Animals More Than People
Final score:
7points
#45
That Avid Reader: Broke Because this literally describes my life. I’m so broke from buying book after book after book
Final score:
6points
voice of reason 3 years ago
Used book stores, garage sales, library cast offs Amazon used. I built a library of close to a thousand books that way. Tragically I lost every thing I owned in a fire.
#46
Trivial Pursuit
Final score:
6points
#47
The Shitshow
Final score:
6points
#48
I Know Why Fat Chicks Wear Sweat Pants
Final score:
6points
#49
the no love story.
Final score:
6points
#50
the incredidible sulk. (thats one of my secrets, I'm always sad)
Final score:
6points
#51
Little too Large - from living in a fantasy world, to suffering in reality -
Final score:
5points
#52
The Unlucky Ducky (checks out I'm very much unlucky.)
Final score:
5points
#54
What now? A tale of constant, unexpected challenges.
Final score:
5points
#56
The Sisyphus Rock and Roll Show: Live from South Texas
Final score:
5points
#57
What Is Sleep
Final score:
5points
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
The elusive something that overtakes me at inappropriate times but doesn't come when needed. *exasperated sigh*
Legolas Greenleaf (Submission author) 3 years ago
I would be able to sleep but my QPR keeps stealing the blankets
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Keeping up with the Stress, anxiety, and overall craziness of life. (No, the Kardashians are not my favorite people . I just reworded their title.)
Final score:
5points
#59
The Legend of the Crazy Rabbit Woman.
Final score:
5points
foofoofloofy (Submission author) 3 years ago
Oh and yeah, it's a musical, with songs including, "If You Love Me, Love My Bunnies", "I Want to Be One Of You", and "Furries Furever". I have to play myself because no one else is comfortable doing the s**t I've done.
#61
Emotional Rollercoaster
Final score:
5points
#62
a series of unfortunate events (yes i know it already exists it's just too true)
Final score:
5points
#63
From Ordinary to Extraordinary !
Final score:
4points
Betta Fish 3 years ago
This is literally the first positive one, and for that, (Insert round of applause)
#65
In the blink of an eye.
Final score:
4points
#68
Toxic Charms Because anytime I give a friends a bff charm they become extremely toxic :( and I’ve also had have over 6 toxic friends and one even tried to break my back
Final score:
4points
Kiri (Submission author) 3 years ago
It's kinda this gut feeling. Do they make you feel unsafe when around them. Then it probably isn't the best of friendships
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92 minutes of boredom
Final score:
4points
#70
"Chapters: Finding Life"
Final score:
4points
Clary (Submission author) 3 years ago
Thank you. Life always seems like a book, always looking forward towards the next chapter (AKA the future) with hopes and dreams we wish to make true.
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Ms. Distracted
Final score:
4points
#72
I am turning into my mother.
Final score:
4points
#79
Don't try this at home. It would be a lot of what you don't need and little of what you do need
Final score:
3points
#81
The Big Sleep
Final score:
3points
Jette Wang Wahnon 3 years ago
Already taken....come up with something else....the big snooze !?
#83
The terrible life of a middle schooler who doesn't even go to school(I think he's going crazy.)
Final score:
3points
Adam Sandler (Submission author) 3 years ago
Thanks and what meant by doesnt even go to school is the whole online school thing
#84
How Do I Not Awkward: Memories of a Woman with ADHD and ASD
Final score:
3points
#87
Wasted on worries
Final score:
3points
#88
No one will believe this c**p..
Final score:
3points
#89
Come Back Tomorrow
Final score:
3points
#90
“Is she really hitting on another girl?” And the sequel, “when will she get over him?”
Final score:
3points
#91
well I wrote a short story about my life called good cop so good cop obviously... but also maybe a rom-com called how I met jamie, or a rom-com coming of age called hot mess.
Final score:
2points
#92
No Thanks To Your Offer
Final score:
2points
#95
The Librarian [Say it in a deep movie voice, picture would be a very dramatic silhouette of a person holding a book at their side so that at first glance it looks like a gun.... the film itself would be really boring, someone else would write the great publicity.]
Final score:
2points
#96
The two best friends that had a little to much fun They died.
Final score:
2points
#97
Alive: the Story of a Girl that Used to Wonder Why People Ever Considered Suicide
Final score:
2points
#99
How To Be a Disappointment (Fire Works)
Final score:
2points
#105
Depressed, amusing, cliche, idiotic, and not entertaining
Final score:
2points
#109
"Disaster" or "Never Grow Up" (because growing up sucks).
Final score:
2points
Vintage_Misery_Business 3 years ago
siNGIN' RADIOHEAD AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS, WITH THE BOOMBOX BLARIN' AS WE'RE FALLIN' IN LOVE, GOTTA BOTTLE O' WHATEVER BUT ITS GETTIN' US DRUNK, SINGIN "HERE'S TA' NEVER GROWIN' UP"
#111
Watch as Ethan and his f*cked up thoughts slowly get him into more and more trouble until finally even the Devil has to applaud Coming soon to a theater near you : VIP Ticket To Hell
Final score:
2points
#113
"A Series of Very Unfortunate Events (But without Lemony Snickett, Just Satan)" Really not kidding!
Final score:
2points
#117
I'm not lonely.............. I'm aroace and antisocial. Leave me alone. Or don't.. That's cool too
Final score:
2points
#118
Hold up...am a Lesbian, wait when did that happen?
Final score:
2points
#121
Trouble -Chaos and anarchy awaits (and a little laughter)-
Final score:
1point
#123
Mine would be called Repeditave boy.
Final score:
1point
#124
Ignorant, to completely destroying the 4th wall, to ignorance again.
Final score:
1point
#125
How too (not) be a good person in 1 year
Final score:
1point
#126
A Tragedy But Not But It Is And Now I Am Having An Existential Crisis C**p What Do I Do Now?
Final score:
1point
#127
Failures, Dissapointments & Bad Luck
Final score:
1point
#128
Bi the way, I think I love you
Final score:
1point
Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
I don't know why you were downvoted, I like the wordplay of this.
PixelShroom 3 years ago
Bc it's not original. The same one is near the top.
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Drifter wearing a mask
Final score:
1point
albernistuff 4sale (Submission author) 3 years ago
Not really as dark as it seems :)
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All the Ways the World Tried to Hold Me Back and Failed
Final score:
1point
#131
You Silly Goose, You Done Goofed
Final score:
1point
#132
I feel like I would like to have something mildly influential like “Butterfly; My metamorphosis” but it would probably end up being something like “(My name); Issa hard knock life”
Final score:
1point
#134
A Desultory 22,000 Days! (A minor epic filled with great original music, fabulous costumes and more wacky friends and adventures than are allowed by law. Always heading for that climactic multi-level collision/serendipitous/rescue that never happens.)
Final score:
1point
#135
Fire Soul
Final score:
1point
#137
So suspicious... Yah I know it's the name of a song, but no one believes me so I'm basically suspicious to everyone
Final score:
1point
Jessica (Submission author) 3 years ago
Well by that I mean, not like no one, that's probably an exaggeration, but most people I know don't
#139
Challenge Accepted. The sequel is going to be Legen..wait for it..dary, Legendary. But hollywood will opt to cram it all into one poorly pace mess, so we'll call it Living in a Sitcom.
Final score:
1point
#140
Unexpected Life goes on Never too late If I can make it, you can make it Dream yet to be dreamed New found hope Fake it till you make it Unexpected expectations Memories from future
Final score:
1point
#141
Mine would be a TV show. Every episode would start with a little musical ding a ling thingy and would be called "How Bad Can We Screw This Girl's Life Up?". Every episode would be the most stupid things that happened to me. The host would be God (If he was corrupted by SATAN)
Final score:
1point
#142
What a long strange trip it's been
Final score:
1point
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Very interesting I want to know what happens on this trip it putting me on the edge!!!!!
#143
You couldn’t make this $h1t up if you tried, my life thus far…
Final score:
1point
#149
The brain on a stick (My bones are literally just toothpicks)
Final score:
1point
#158
The kid who is kind and has anger issues and anxiety but everyone still makes fun of her and doesn’t take her seriously when she’s angry.
Final score:
1point
Natalea U (Submission author) 3 years ago
Or maybe “I seem to have more ghost friends than living friends” (was going to say dead but then that would make it seem so many friends have died)
#162
Anxiety, Panic Disorder, and Falling in Love the Musical. (The struggles of anxiety and panic disorder. The meaning of family and friends, and finding love.)
Final score:
1point
#163
Butterfly? (My name means butterfly, yet I feel like a caterpillar as I haven't found myself entirely. It probably would be a show as there is lots of chapters in my life. 😅🐛🦋)
Final score:
1point
#166
Yet Here We Are... Again
Final score:
1point
#170
Butterfly effect: the prequel Or Existence is allergic to me Or I wanted to be a cat (not this hot mess) but i'm ok now
Final score:
1point
#173
Procrastination 101 - A guide on how to f**k up your IGCSE board exams.
Final score:
1point
#175
An ordinary life ( with someone who as zero balance and is clumsy as h*ll)
Final score:
1point
#176
Not this s**t again Or Well, I'm still alive... F**k. Or Stories of the Xennial
Final score:
1point
#177
Unhealthy man, no sleep, too much work, and an unhealthy obsession with programming, how does he do it?
Final score:
0points
#186
Confessions of an ex music critic A hero’s journey 😜
Final score:
0points
#195
Password reset, attempt 57
Final score:
0points
#197
One thing, it would have to be directed by Ridley Scott and the screenplay would have to be written by Steven King. "The taste of red" I have had a lot of strange weather related nightmares and some my other dreams were very spooky. Like you are trying to get home but you can never find your way there. Or getting lost and can not find your way back. Not to mention my weird and twisted nightmares. Oppps....."Door"!
Final score:
0points
#198
Opportunity take what life gives you. Every experience is a learning one. Good or bad.
Final score:
0points
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