It's human to make mistakes. But that doesn't mean we can't laugh at them!
The subreddit r/onejob is an online community based on funny occupation mishaps — like, installing the stairs upside-down or being unable to hold a straight line when marking the road — and it's the official depository for the classic "You Had One Job!" posts.
So let's continue scrolling and have a nervous laugh looking at the examples of why AI will probably overtake us in the workforce. Yay!
For more similar pics, check out Bored Panda's earlier publications on the subreddit here and here!
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Ah Yes, I Must Be A Zombie To Be Filling Out This Insurance Application
I was following up on a death certificate recently and the person asked if it was in my name.
Clearly he doesn't know that the zombie apocalypse is set to start in 2022
Load More Replies...Well you could honestly answer yes if you were in an accident where you stopped breathing and no heartbeat and the paramedics brought you back to life.
Next question "How many times have you been in an accident that resulted in your death"
Our law office represented a young man who'd become a paraplegic as the result of an accident. The opposing attorney sent a lengthy document known as a "Request for Admissioons" that is fairly standard in such cases. One of the questions on it was, "Have you ever had an accident that resulted in this condition before? If so, please explain." I've yet to find a case where someone became a paraplegic twice.
Jesus Is Working Hard Today
I had a similar experience at a CVS during December, only the sign said 'toys'. (But it was wine.)
It's sometimes hard to tell if the people responsible for the mess in these photos have caused it due to their lack of experience, on purpose, or because of some force majeure.
One of the UK's highest-rated life coaches who has coached psychologists, doctors, therapists, neuroscientists as well as athletes, celebrities, and high net-worth individuals, Nick Hatter, told Bored Panda there can be a number of reasons why people feel unmotivated. "What differentiates us from an animate object (like a rock) is the fact that we have certain needs that must be met by our environment if we are to be psychologically healthy," the author of The 7 Questions said.
"According to the Humans Givens model of psychotherapy, we all have a need for quality sleep, connection, belonging, self-esteem, a sense of competency, meaning and purpose, autonomy (a sense of control), a sense of status, as well as financial security (given that money buys us essentials such as food, utilities, and shelter). We also need some fun and laughs!"
Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane “On The Right Hand Side” (Mariupol, Ukraine)
Apparently each person was concentrated only on their own job and didn't see anything beyond that. Must be some kind of selective blindness or something ... or stupidity and stubbornness on both sides. I don't know any other way to explain something like that
Load More Replies...To be fair, if that was what they were told to do, they did their job. The side should have been specificied empirically
If there was one, yes. Then it would probably look like that LOL
Load More Replies...Then What Does It Do?
My printer works, but also houses all my little figures on top of it. A little bit of a pain, as I need to take them all off to refill the printer or make copies.
Load More Replies...Now I can’t scan my work with my printer bc it is currently out of black ink…
With that said, here are a few reasons why Hatter thinks we can stop caring about our job:
- A lack of belonging (eg. cliques, bullying, politics);
- Feelings of incompetency (such as by poor management);
- Not having enough meaning and purpose in the job (eg. by not being challenged enough, or management not being clear on why the company mission matters so much, internal politics);
- Not having enough autonomy;
- Not feeling valued and respected;
- Need for financial security not being met;
- Need for a sense of status not being met;
- Any other fundamental human needs not being met;
- Prolonged states of stress (caused by crushing work schedules and continuous pressure).
Somewhere In Australia Maybe
yes the molds are wrong and they went ahead and poured it
Load More Replies...As a person in a wheelchair: Thanks for this comment! Made me laugh! Though I would never and I mean NEVER, try it, lol
Load More Replies...Have A Good Die!
As a mortuary student and future mortician/funeral director, this may be a little distasteful but I also find it hilarious and want it.
Good coz everytime I see something like this I die a little on the inside.
If you're concerned about your situation, it might be a good idea to have an honest and frank conversation with your manager to discuss how you can get these needs met. "A good manager will have some coaching skills and will respect your feelings," Nick Hatter pointed out, "They could help you formulate and agree upon a plan to help you thrive and perform well at the company. A bad manager however will poo-poo your feelings and invalidate them."
But if your doubts are really crushing you, Hatter says you should probably think about who you are showing up to work for. "Are there people who depend on you, such as clients, customers, animals, or dependents? Being needed by others is one way we can derive more meaning. For example, certain professions like nursing can be thankless, extremely hard work, and underpaid, but many patients would die or be even iller if it was not for their work. To quote Nietzche: 'He who has a why can bear almost any how.'"
Sometimes, you might be in a good place after all. Maybe it's just burnout and all you needed is a bit of time off and relaxation. "A holiday, a staycation, or a bit fun can be what's necessary to spark motivation," Hatter added. "Chronic states of stress and anxiety can be what's zapping our motivation and our creativity."
Found This Gem
The kitten on the left must be Iron Man!And the weird-looking yellow thingy must be Hulk!
The Person Making The Sign Was Probably Smoking
That actually sounds like a good tip. You really shouldn't be smoking if you are swimming.
"If you struggle to rekindle motivation at work, then it might be time to leave and find something else life is too short to be doing unfulfilling work," Hatter said. "You might benefit from working with a career or life coach if you need help with motivation."
However, if you can't afford to do so, books can also guide you along the way. Nick Hatter's The 7 Questions (due Jan 2022), for example, is a good start.
"[Please consider that] motivation to even get out of bed or show up for life may be a sign of depression and may require the help of a therapist or a coach trained in psychotherapeutic approaches," Nick highlighted.
If you're unsure what to do next, he suggests asking yourself, 'What's the next smallest step I can take?'
"Small steps are how mountains are climbed, whether that mountain is finding a new job or starting your own company," the life coach said.
"Do Not Double Stack"
Yes, the bottom one is giving in. Poor box
Load More Replies...That actually means not to double stack full pallets of those items on the truck.
Why Stamp The Expiration Date On The Bag When You Can Just Mark The Bun Directly?
How would it help save plastic? They would still need some form of packaging.
Load More Replies...They are doing it here on particular vegetables (like sweet potatoes) with laser so the food do not require extra packaging
I like that, it's smart and eco-friendly! May I ask what country "here" is? I haven't seen that over here (Germany, ICAIW) ever =/
Load More Replies...they do this on meat all the time, why not bread? that must be special ink anyway.
The Cement Do Be Vibin Though
I'm sure the cement resisted for as long as it could.
Load More Replies...Maybe the cement is resisting drugs. Which is good. You should say no to drugs.
Nonono, it doesn't say drugs, it only specifies crack. Maybe the cement switched to cocaine a while ago.
Load More Replies...Crack resistant and crack proof are not the same thing. Like when people buy a water resistant watch or a camera and think they can go scuba diving with it. Hint: A $10 watch is not going to be water proof. It might survive being rained on for 20 seconds.
Just A Coffee For Me
I scream, you scream, the police arrive, it’s awkward.
Load More Replies...My Venus Fly Trap Is Getting Fired
The "lashes" are still on the inside - that's what the trap of a newly emerged leaf looks like. Give it another day or two and the trap will have finished developing, with the "lashes" pointing outwards and the trap wide open. Fun fact: Venus fly-traps are actually more likely to catch grasshoppers and spiders, and other arthropods that crawl more than they fly.
I was going to say the same. It's still a juvenile trap.
Load More Replies...Vegan Lasagne….
You gotta feel sorry for the poor schlep responsible for this when they find him.
Hurts So Good
Forget staying in the lines, first you have to be able to draw the lines
The Store Be Like: Stonks
In my country we have a saying: the fool is not the one who asks but the one who pays.
(Shaggy says) like zoinks Scoob. They've doubled the price (Scooby) Ruh-Roh
Literally At My School, It’s Infuriating
I was metaphorically pissed off by it too.
Load More Replies...I can't stand this. BP please censor this because I know how censorship works here.
I Don't Know!
I mean...the bank is called "Fifth Third Bank"...even that is sketchy. Lol
Years ago, I worked at a telemarketing call center( FYI, I lasted like a week lol) and we were doing some credit card promotion for 5th/3rd bank. Worst week of my life.
Load More Replies...It's also called "fifth third" bank, which is stupid enough as it is.
Quantum Stairs
Ah Yes Vovid 19
The inside looks like the sign should read "not in use due to vomit" =/
Load More Replies...At first I read this as "Not in use Due To Void" and was genuinely terrified for a moment.
C and V are next to each other so super simple typo, but surely they should have noticed at SOME point?
Yes...like directly after typing it...or when printing it...or when laminating it...or when sticking it up. So many chances....
Load More Replies...I Just.... When That.... How?
They took the fire and stored it in the truck. Problem solved! Just wondering where they will dump it?
When it's a slow day at the office so you need to create your own "work"
Given the location, I would assume this is burning hydraulic fluid from a broken line. The water pumps are located in that area on most trucks, and [many] are driven by hydraulic motors.
Load More Replies...YESSS! I made a very similar comment, before deciding to check the comments to see if anybody else thought of that book!
Load More Replies...(New) (Unopened)
It Is Always Useful To Have A Small Terrace
Really, UPS?
UPS driver was like: "OK, I will not bend over when delivering it. Noted."
Australia Post did this to my daughters diploma. When I complained I was told, "sorry, we do not offer a do not bend service". ....ffs.
That is JUST PLAIN EVIL! Hope she was able to get a duplicate. How heartless!
Load More Replies...I think delivery people take a special delight in doing this whenever they see something marked as fragile or do not bend.
Nah not really, I delivered photographs today that I wasn't going to cram in the mailbox. But really shippers shouldn't cheap out with packaging. Also if possible get largest mailbox possible.
Load More Replies...Clearly UPS view "Do Not Bend", as more of a suggestion than a rule.
My concert and PGA golf tournament tickets arrived in better shape than that before etickets! In envelopes that sized too, which drove me nuts because it's so obvious. Can't they sent it in something sturdier?
Thinking Of An "I" Animal Was Too Hard
Doh! Good realization. That's probably what they were intending.
Load More Replies...It could be a British book, we call them Ladybirds over here :-)
Load More Replies...So Do I Go Left?
Ah Yes I Too Have Two Tounges
Considering we're talking about Spongebob and he can grow back his arms and legs sometimes, it's valid
Load More Replies...Thanks Dunks
American cheese: When you can't tell the difference between the "cheese" and the plastic wrapper...
You laminated your stomach so you can enjoy something really spicy.
China Looks A Little Odd
My coworker did this at a preschool. Kids wrote things on it and they were proudly displayed on the wall 🤦🏼♀️
I Swear I Wasn’t Drinking- It’s The Road That Was Drunk!
Looks like it's flat (which road markings aren't) and peeling. Almost looks like TP
These are likely 'temporary' lane markings, which are essentially just tape, put down when the asphalt is quite fresh. Fresh pavement can be driven on, but the lightest hydrocarbons in the binder material need to evaporate before paint will stick to it, so these are applied in the mean time.
Load More Replies...On This 4 Pack Of Yogurts
How Hard Is It To Mess This One Up?
I live in a city with strict recycling laws and people are so persnickety and uptight about following them to a "T" while in a little article in section C of the local paper it's reported our city accepts thousands of pounds of garbage per week from a neighboring city who doesn't recycle but it's alright because it's for a fee.
Load More Replies...Those are photos of two different sides of trash bin (indicated by the hole in the middle of one photo but nothing in the other photo). Because of this design, each hole will have both "waste" and "recycling" sign on both sides.
Load More Replies...This must be where the builders working on the bike path in Ukraine have their lunch.
I don't get this one what's different abt the photos or wrong with the thing Edit: OH THEYRE TAKEN FROM DIFFERENT SIDES I THOUGHT THEY WERE DIFFERENT THINGS LOL
I couldn't figure it out until I read your comment so don't feel silly. Also I think this calls for another of coffee
Load More Replies...Just... Why?
My idea for a Batman villain- "The Infuriator" he roams Gotham at night slightly altering patterns and designs in a way that's bound to infuriate anyone who sees it, now the Batman must face his greatest challenge, trying to navigate a city whose perpetually irritated population is balanced on a knife edge and ready to snap at the slightest provocation.
This should be properly researched. I believe that there are people out there with a condition that is exact opposite of OCD. They just CANNOT put things in order, something has to be wrong/skewed/wrong side up, etc. They just cannot. I bet there is a condition and even a name for that!
Actually that's a fascinating idea! Do you mind if I post it in my science discord groups? Not sure how you want me to credit you
Load More Replies...These Guys Must Read A Lot Of Comic Books
What's that superhero called again, honey, starts with an "S"? Thaaanks suggartits.
What Were The Instaler Thinking While Instaling This
They were thinking: This ruddy fan is making it hard to get my screws in the ceiling.
I dunno why, but I love the word "ruddy". I only learned it recently (not a native English speaker), but I love it.
Load More Replies...He was thinking : Management are a bunch of monkeys so I'll be the clown of the circus.
They anyway have an AC..Fans are not good for visiting birds. Let's make it hard for them to ever use it.
Okay, I'll give in. Just want to meet the installers and ask a couple of basic questions.
Opened My Can Of Chickpeas And Found Kidney Beans Instead
Ohhh so that's where my black market order went, I had gotten chickpeas in my kidney can
Load More Replies...There are two predominant can-opener styles. One has a sharp wheel which pierces the top of the can and cuts the end out of it, the other type pries up the outer lip of the lid, breaking its connection to the side of the can.
Load More Replies...Lol, that's very clever! And fun to say out loud for some reason
Load More Replies...Why? What do you call them? I think we call them kidney beans because they look like little kidneys....but I'm not sure.
Load More Replies...“F̶l̶e̶x̶i̶b̶l̶e̶”
what did you do to it? those are good knives and this doesn't happen unless you do something stupid like try to see just how flexible it is.
this is actually correct; flexible knife will not deform, it will break.
Installed The Hob Boss
We need a new range; this is probably what hubs will buy. And won't do a thing about it afterward.
This Was A Fun Surprise
If that was a Beatles album, I'd be furious. But then, I'd also be only sixteen.
So Close, Yet So Far
You'd be surprised what people will do for free stuff.
Load More Replies...I cannot stress enough how much I loathe the word "wifey". Not a fan of "hubby" either, but at least it doesn't make my skin crawl.
Simply standing on the wrong side of one another. It's a restrictive t-shirt design.
Ah! The Mighty Cool Dcuk!
If it looks like a dcuk, swims like a dcuk, and quacks like a dcuk, then it probably is a dcuk
How Does This Even Happen
Shellfish Crackers and Nut Crackers look the same. Some are even sold as a tool for both purposes.
Load More Replies...Where i live these are sold and used as nutcrakers. Never ever seen one sold as shellfish craker(italy)
Load More Replies...I Think The Designers Were On Meth
Designed just fine, fitted incorrectly due to being wrong for a sink that's against a wall
Aren't most sinks up against a wall? I get the feeling it should be rotated 90 degrees. Looks like the neck can be rotated to any angle.
Load More Replies...Missed Their Mark
Actually the plaster is positioned exactly where the injection SHOULD have gone...that injection has been given about a centimetre too high (and as someone who's given a lot of injections, it's easy not to see where you've just given it if it doesn't bleed a little bit!)
Place your cotton ball over the injection spot before pulling out (that's what she said) then place bandage over cotton ball.
Load More Replies...This happened to my daughter at her second COVID Vax - they put the band aid on a freckle and not her injection site. lol!
My second COVID shot she didn't bother with a bandaid, just handed it to me unopened. She was that good! No mark at all. I was glad because I can get woozy from shots and I had to drive myself-it was a drive through vaccination site.
I went to a drive-thru site as well for both Covid shots, and they had you park in another area for the observation period. For me, the side effects from the second shot didn't start until the next day. Even then, it felt like I overdid a workout. The first shot was more like any other vaccine, a sore arm for about a day.
Load More Replies...Thumb holding the phone to take the picture.
Load More Replies...Get out of here with that unscientific, getting people killed rhetoric!!!!
Load More Replies...Just Noticed This On My Bus
10$ An Hur
And if you apply and decide to decline the offer we will inform the authorities so they can cut your welfare check.
That's what Mcdonald's deserves for offering such low wages. People that just don't care and they shouldn't.
The One Thing You're Supposed To Do
Welp, that is my brand. I probably should've paid attention to that recall.
Apparently your house hasn't burned down yet, so there's still time to go for it. Maybe the recall is still in action...
Load More Replies...same thing with Kidde fire extinguishers, and they totally tried to cover it all up - it wasn't until lawsuits and the government getting involved that they did anything at all. and then they sent out more non-working extinguishers to replace the ones returned due to recall. never buy a Kidde, and i'm not kidding!
Damn, I play too much Warframe. I read that in Darvoses voice 🤦♂️
Load More Replies...Are you KIDD-ing me ??! You had one job to do .... that's it, you are FIRED .... XD
Oh Gosh That Couldn’t Have Been An Accident...
I'm sure this was intentional. You can't mess up "1st in her class" to spell this by accident.
This is horrible. Why are the letter in "class" match to the width of the top line's words? Why are all the words in different sizes?
Never Do A Line Before Going To Work! Ottawa Ontario
Looks like our streets in California along the San Andreas fault. They were put in straight but “creep” has caused them to look just like this. Fascinating
Good suggestion, but you can see the guide dots in this photo so it's just poor workmanship
Load More Replies...This sort of thing is getting out of hand. As an older driver, I might try to follow the curves.
We Were Wondering Why The Toilet Wasn’t Smelling Like Lemons Like It’s Supposed To...
When the store gives you lemons, you put them on the wrong side .
Load More Replies...The water freshener balls are hanging outside instead of inside
Load More Replies...It's because they love lemonade and drunk it right off the bowl. Placing outside solved the problem.
Are You Sure
Stain-less not stain-free. But seriously, when this happens I'm so annoyed
Stainless comes in different grades, and cheaper stuff will still rust especially if left in harsh conditions such as near the coast. Other "stainless" is actually just a coating, you get what you pay for!
And all grades of stainless will rust somewhat if not passivated properly as part of the manufacturing process.
Load More Replies...Pro tip: you can can coat your tools with spray on Scotch guard or even better clear poly urethane (exterior grade) to help prevent this.
Looks like it was stainless steel coated. As the coat for damaged (due to normal use, I will add), it let water get in and do its thing
Two-For-One Special!
Fun fact: Made in China stickers are actually Made in Korea
Load More Replies...Kinda reminds me of a line from the movie Armageddon. The Russian cosmonaut says: "Russian components, American components. all made in Taiwan"
...i Feel Like This Wasnt Intentional
Awww! I imagine someone making this gift for the special dyslexic person in their life. Or maybe they were the dyslexic one… dyslexics are more creative people, by far!
"Yeah Sure I Know How To Count!"
Actually to be fair. I know a lot of hotels don't want to put 13 levels. Apparently enough "hauntings " and lore goes into it. The one I work at skips 13 all together.
I Just Wanted A Pepperoni Pizza
In Germany We Have Special Advertisment For Australians To Read
I find myself wondering if Aussies ever tire of the upside-down-for-them bit.
fewer people will notice that it is an official ad of the federal government
Upside Down Crosswalk
I am wondering why are so many upside down aussi comments being posted? 2 or 3 comments like that is fine but it’s kind of irking me now
Load More Replies...I would have to petition and bitch until this was corrected... Damn Perfectionism.
Fine, I Didn’t Want To Save Money Anyways
Installed The Screen Boss
It's a new seating system. Those bars along the ceiling, you're supposed to hook your legs over and hang upside down then you can read the screen :)
Hell no! Altrip? I grew up in that exact area and partly worked there. Some other Pfälzer here?
I myself am not, but my parents grew up in the area around Speyer. It's such a beautiful region :)
Load More Replies...Translation: You Can Only Deposit Your Money Here And Due To The Money Shortages You Can't Take Back Once You Deposited. Only In Burma
So beautiful letters. I feel like I wasn't to tattoo this. Kkkkkkkkk
Half Way There Guys
50% of the update is the download and 50% is the installation, so its right. Only person making a mistake here is the OP thinking theres a mistake.
It says "Downloading 48%" it doesn't say "Updating 48%". 4 seconds later it said "Download complete."
Load More Replies...Well, in my head I just immediately heard someone singing we're halfway there.
Overpriced White Potatoes Anyone?
You can have your potatoes. I want the bananas for 49 cents per pound. That converts to 23 cents per kilo and we've been paying $4.50 per kilo lately. (Admittedly, it is winter in Australia, but still).
So I guess Australia never invaded multiple Caribbean nations in a fit of imperialism and set up puppet governments for the purposes of handing them over to United Fruit Company for banana cultivation?
Load More Replies...There's Literally Three Separate Soap Dispensers. Why?!
GoJo is for cleaning greasy hands. The regular soap dispenser ran out sans the bottle on the sibk
It looks like my bathroom at work. Or GoJo isn't working so I bought similar soap for the bathroom.
Load More Replies...I think that the authors on Board Panda need more skilled copy editors. 🤦🏽♀️
They need actual editors, not the redditors the are using now.
Load More Replies...Only the sky is the limit! ... oh wait, Bezos and Musk proved that there is really no limit.
Load More Replies...Well after doing 300 vaccines a day, 12-14 hours a day, 5-6 days a week, a bandaid may be in the wrong spot. Least the medical person was willing to be at risk to help save others for over a year. Cotton or bandaid not a necessity.
And no one cited the ship that blocked the Suez Canal? And Shelli Aderman is right on!
I think that the authors on Board Panda need more skilled copy editors. 🤦🏽♀️
They need actual editors, not the redditors the are using now.
Load More Replies...Only the sky is the limit! ... oh wait, Bezos and Musk proved that there is really no limit.
Load More Replies...Well after doing 300 vaccines a day, 12-14 hours a day, 5-6 days a week, a bandaid may be in the wrong spot. Least the medical person was willing to be at risk to help save others for over a year. Cotton or bandaid not a necessity.
And no one cited the ship that blocked the Suez Canal? And Shelli Aderman is right on!
