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It's human to make mistakes. But that doesn't mean we can't laugh at them!

The subreddit r/onejob is an online community based on funny occupation mishaps — like, installing the stairs upside-down or being unable to hold a straight line when marking the road — and it's the official depository for the classic "You Had One Job!" posts.

So let's continue scrolling and have a nervous laugh looking at the examples of why AI will probably overtake us in the workforce. Yay!

For more similar pics, check out Bored Panda's earlier publications on the subreddit here and here!

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Ah Yes, I Must Be A Zombie To Be Filling Out This Insurance Application

Ah Yes, I Must Be A Zombie To Be Filling Out This Insurance Application

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Something
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Conclusion: accidents have a 0% mortality rate.

denzoren
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was following up on a death certificate recently and the person asked if it was in my name.

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly he doesn't know that the zombie apocalypse is set to start in 2022

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Miss Frankfurter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you could honestly answer yes if you were in an accident where you stopped breathing and no heartbeat and the paramedics brought you back to life.

Aman Varkkey
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is this application for? I know people who can say yes.

Sarah Mccullough
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can die for bit and be brought back technically

Hassan Ali
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4 years ago

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I make more then $12,000 a month online. It’s enough to comfortably replace my old jobs income, especially considering I only work about 11 to 12 hours a week from home. I was amazed how easy it was after I tried it…GOOD LUCK.. ===))> 𝐖­­𝐰­­­𝐰.𝐅­­­𝐮­­­𝐥­­­𝐰­­­𝐨­­­𝐫­­­𝐤.𝐂­­­𝐨­­­𝐦

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Giles McArdell
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next question "How many times have you been in an accident that resulted in your death"

Miss Cris
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd answer "yes" just to see what happens.

Eliyahu Rooff
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our law office represented a young man who'd become a paraplegic as the result of an accident. The opposing attorney sent a lengthy document known as a "Request for Admissioons" that is fairly standard in such cases. One of the questions on it was, "Have you ever had an accident that resulted in this condition before? If so, please explain." I've yet to find a case where someone became a paraplegic twice.

Kumar Ghodekar
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was kid, I died in an accident

Robert T
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a more usual way of getting rid of accident claims companies (aka ambulance chasers). Have you been involved in accident recently? Yes, I died.

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    #2

    Jesus Is Working Hard Today

    Jesus Is Working Hard Today

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    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hail Jesus, I'm a believer!

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Son of god to aisle 5, son of god please'..

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus got a job....the pandemic has been hard on everyone.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'd prefer that he does the transformation after I buy water at water price, please :B

    NightmaresNope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience at a CVS during December, only the sign said 'toys'. (But it was wine.)

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jesus works here, in aisle 5" Sign in the store window.

    fainasKeturatis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for suck sake, a man can't joke once in a while or what?

    Norah Reilly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy gotta be tired!

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    It's sometimes hard to tell if the people responsible for the mess in these photos have caused it due to their lack of experience, on purpose, or because of some force majeure.

    One of the UK's highest-rated life coaches who has coached psychologists, doctors, therapists, neuroscientists as well as athletes, celebrities, and high net-worth individuals, Nick Hatter, told Bored Panda there can be a number of reasons why people feel unmotivated. "What differentiates us from an animate object (like a rock) is the fact that we have certain needs that must be met by our environment if we are to be psychologically healthy," the author of The 7 Questions said.

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    "According to the Humans Givens model of psychotherapy, we all have a need for quality sleep, connection, belonging, self-esteem, a sense of competency, meaning and purpose, autonomy (a sense of control), a sense of status, as well as financial security (given that money buys us essentials such as food, utilities, and shelter). We also need some fun and laughs!"

    #3

    Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane “On The Right Hand Side” (Mariupol, Ukraine)

    Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane “On The Right Hand Side” (Mariupol, Ukraine)

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they got this far before they noticed?

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently each person was concentrated only on their own job and didn't see anything beyond that. Must be some kind of selective blindness or something ... or stupidity and stubbornness on both sides. I don't know any other way to explain something like that

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's right? Or whose right?

    A B C
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    4 years ago

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    Nice one. Just a shame more than half of the readers won't understand the difference 😅

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if that was what they were told to do, they did their job. The side should have been specificied empirically

    Johnny Rodriguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the ukrainian-british border..

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was one, yes. Then it would probably look like that LOL

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    Aman Varkkey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can be fixed by connecting the two with a curve.

    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way they didn't know before it got to that point.

    Norman van Druten
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each team followed their instructions correctly.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...my right...your right...they were technically both right. Time to do a fancy crossover...or just spell out "oops" in the blocks lol

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh I’m tipping they saw what was going down before that last row

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    #4

    Then What Does It Do?

    Then What Does It Do?

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expensive paperweight.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My printer works, but also houses all my little figures on top of it. A little bit of a pain, as I need to take them all off to refill the printer or make copies.

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    Láďa Durchánek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This printer sure must have an existentional crisis right now.

    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when you try to print currency.

    MusicalCatTroll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can’t scan my work with my printer bc it is currently out of black ink…

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    With that said, here are a few reasons why Hatter thinks we can stop caring about our job:

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    • A lack of belonging (eg. cliques, bullying, politics);
    • Feelings of incompetency (such as by poor management);
    • Not having enough meaning and purpose in the job (eg. by not being challenged enough, or management not being clear on why the company mission matters so much, internal politics); 
    • Not having enough autonomy;
    • Not feeling valued and respected;
    • Need for financial security not being met;
    • Need for a sense of status not being met;
    • Any other fundamental human needs not being met;
    • Prolonged states of stress (caused by crushing work schedules and continuous pressure).
    #5

    Somewhere In Australia Maybe

    Somewhere In Australia Maybe

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    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bats love these stairs.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bats at the size of batman probably!

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    Liam Farranree
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where David Bowie's goblin king parks his cars

    Rae Reyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parking garage for M.C. Escher

    Withnail
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange things happen in the upside down.

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a car behind the stairs? And: can it even move??

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know how one would accomplish this feat??

    patrick springer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes the molds are wrong and they went ahead and poured it

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheelchair ramp for the adventurous.

    Bumblebee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person in a wheelchair: Thanks for this comment! Made me laugh! Though I would never and I mean NEVER, try it, lol

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    Dhukath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RemInds me of M.C. Escher!

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    #6

    Have A Good Die!

    Have A Good Die!

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    Liam Farranree
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guerilla advertising for the next Bond movie

    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense if you read it in an Australian accent.

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect to wear to a Yatzee tournament.

    HufflePuffleGothleGay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean.... i gotta get this for board games night

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should celebrate the ending like the beginning.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you...that's actually a really nice thing to say. I'd love to have a nice die.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's a positive outlook on death.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mortuary student and future mortician/funeral director, this may be a little distasteful but I also find it hilarious and want it.

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good coz everytime I see something like this I die a little on the inside.

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    If you're concerned about your situation, it might be a good idea to have an honest and frank conversation with your manager to discuss how you can get these needs met. "A good manager will have some coaching skills and will respect your feelings," Nick Hatter pointed out, "They could help you formulate and agree upon a plan to help you thrive and perform well at the company. A bad manager however will poo-poo your feelings and invalidate them."

    But if your doubts are really crushing you, Hatter says you should probably think about who you are showing up to work for. "Are there people who depend on you, such as clients, customers, animals, or dependents? Being needed by others is one way we can derive more meaning. For example, certain professions like nursing can be thankless, extremely hard work, and underpaid, but many patients would die or be even iller if it was not for their work. To quote Nietzche: 'He who has a why can bear almost any how.'"

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    Sometimes, you might be in a good place after all. Maybe it's just burnout and all you needed is a bit of time off and relaxation. "A holiday, a staycation, or a bit fun can be what's necessary to spark motivation," Hatter added. "Chronic states of stress and anxiety can be what's zapping our motivation and our creativity."

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    #7

    Found This Gem

    Found This Gem

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be "Captain Japan?"

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    Yoinks!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's-a me, Capitan Americano!!

    WolfyDragon_82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitten on the left must be Iron Man!And the weird-looking yellow thingy must be Hulk!

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a me...Captain Mario....or Captain Merica. Lol

    Raychal John
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone notice the kwonggi rahblum on the side (hello kitty)

    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that monstrosity on the right?

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    #8

    The Person Making The Sign Was Probably Smoking

    The Person Making The Sign Was Probably Smoking

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    Hannah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not just cigarettes though

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a stickman falling over from too much smoke.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO smoking in the damn pool can't any of you assholes read!

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually sounds like a good tip. You really shouldn't be smoking if you are swimming.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking and driving was so last year.

    Kittygirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now introducing... drinking and making signs!

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    Blackheart
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have seen someone smoke and swim simultaneously

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No smoking when writing signs please

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    "If you struggle to rekindle motivation at work, then it might be time to leave and find something else life is too short to be doing unfulfilling work," Hatter said. "You might benefit from working with a career or life coach if you need help with motivation."

    However, if you can't afford to do so, books can also guide you along the way. Nick Hatter's The 7 Questions (due Jan 2022), for example, is a good start.

    "[Please consider that] motivation to even get out of bed or show up for life may be a sign of depression and may require the help of a therapist or a coach trained in psychotherapeutic approaches," Nick highlighted.

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    If you're unsure what to do next, he suggests asking yourself, 'What's the next smallest step I can take?'

    "Small steps are how mountains are climbed, whether that mountain is finding a new job or starting your own company," the life coach said.

    #9

    "Do Not Double Stack"

    "Do Not Double Stack"

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    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it does not say Do Not Quintuple Stack.

    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see the bottom ones being crushed before your very eyes.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the bottom one is giving in. Poor box

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    Bjarne McDonald
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is only one stack. What's the problem?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they never asked me if I could read!

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like how the bottom box "underscores" why.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the bottom box is already collapsing under the weight.

    Mary Hunt Peret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually means not to double stack full pallets of those items on the truck.

    Jon S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any idea how many would be on a full pallet?

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    #10

    Why Stamp The Expiration Date On The Bag When You Can Just Mark The Bun Directly?

    Why Stamp The Expiration Date On The Bag When You Can Just Mark The Bun Directly?

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad if it's edible ink, helps save plastic.

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would it help save plastic? They would still need some form of packaging.

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    Dash Blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have until midnight to use or freeze that bun.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell everybody's got tat's!

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are doing it here on particular vegetables (like sweet potatoes) with laser so the food do not require extra packaging

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that, it's smart and eco-friendly! May I ask what country "here" is? I haven't seen that over here (Germany, ICAIW) ever =/

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HURRY UP IT EXPIRES TOMORROW USE IT

    fainasKeturatis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they do this on meat all the time, why not bread? that must be special ink anyway.

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    #11

    The Cement Do Be Vibin Though

    The Cement Do Be Vibin Though

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    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it doesn't say "Crack-Proof".

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the cement is resisting drugs. Which is good. You should say no to drugs.

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonono, it doesn't say drugs, it only specifies crack. Maybe the cement switched to cocaine a while ago.

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    DDmaybeandor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on cement, hold it together!

    patrick springer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crack resistant and crack proof are not the same thing. Like when people buy a water resistant watch or a camera and think they can go scuba diving with it. Hint: A $10 watch is not going to be water proof. It might survive being rained on for 20 seconds.

    Umi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh heheh Well who is gonna tell the boss

    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually what is cracking is the concrete which is made of cement.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means you can use crack on the cement and it won't crack.

    KimTx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Resistance is futile..."

    Phoenix Collins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resistant and Proof are the same thing

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    #12

    Just A Coffee For Me

    Just A Coffee For Me

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You scream We all scream For ice cream (Remember Down by Law?)

    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scream, you scream, the police arrive, it’s awkward.

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    Sel Bonda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is sure inside Trump towers! *coffe*

    Apachebathmat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You scream, I scream, the police got called, awkward

    John Ewin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    has no one noticed the coffee is spelt coffe

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    #13

    My Venus Fly Trap Is Getting Fired

    My Venus Fly Trap Is Getting Fired

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    Dynein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "lashes" are still on the inside - that's what the trap of a newly emerged leaf looks like. Give it another day or two and the trap will have finished developing, with the "lashes" pointing outwards and the trap wide open. Fun fact: Venus fly-traps are actually more likely to catch grasshoppers and spiders, and other arthropods that crawl more than they fly.

    Goth Nurse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same. It's still a juvenile trap.

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    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played, little fly, well played.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a vegetarian Venus fly trap.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fly is like "come and get me mathafacka"

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it gave up flies for Lent. Did you ever think about that?

    Goth Nurse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's maybe the shadow of the fly sitting on it

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    Manuela Ablinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the proudness of that fly - it has tamed the beast!

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it chewing on one on the right, bottom...

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    #14

    Vegan Lasagne….

    Vegan Lasagne….

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they put the vegan logo on the regular lasagne?

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a pig riding past on a cow fell in the mixer?

    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, pre-processed vegetables?

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good God Sainsbury’s, all of the meats?

    Norah Reilly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta feel sorry for the poor schlep responsible for this when they find him.

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like throw up in a container

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    #15

    Hurts So Good

    Hurts So Good

    kissmyasthma79 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that is so cute! They let a kid draw the street lines!

    Manuela Ablinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks as if I've drawn with my computer mouse

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring your child to work day maybe?

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone hates their job.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget staying in the lines, first you have to be able to draw the lines

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you ask Doofy to do the job..."uhh..oh oh kay boss! I can make lines!"...." yay! Yay! I made lines!!"

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    #16

    The Store Be Like: Stonks

    The Store Be Like: Stonks

    SchatzenNudityAlles Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry, buy it now before they raise prices again!

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country we have a saying: the fool is not the one who asks but the one who pays.

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With savings like these, you'll be as rich as a mouse.

    Dallas Ponder
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Shaggy says) like zoinks Scoob. They've doubled the price (Scooby) Ruh-Roh

    Nathan Woo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    #17

    Literally At My School, It’s Infuriating

    Literally At My School, It’s Infuriating

    Sweet-Careful Report

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally at your school? As opposed to metaphorically?

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are natural agents of chaos.

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just a small act of rebellion on the part of the installer.

    Arcana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like you have to remove the tiles either, they can probably just be painted

    Logan Garwacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand this. BP please censor this because I know how censorship works here.

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    #18

    I Don't Know!

    I Don't Know!

    Bowiedood Report

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...the bank is called "Fifth Third Bank"...even that is sketchy. Lol

    Chrissy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, I worked at a telemarketing call center( FYI, I lasted like a week lol) and we were doing some credit card promotion for 5th/3rd bank. Worst week of my life.

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    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of the Bank itself deserves a spot here.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you get banking with folks who can’t even do fractions…

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you signed up to give away your kidney unknowingly...

    Wouter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the confusion started with "Fifth third bank"

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also called "fifth third" bank, which is stupid enough as it is.

    Elmie Pumpkinbush
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Properly known as the "One and Two-Thirds" bank.

    d bradley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even their name has always been irritating to me

    Michelle Albert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of the Bank!!!!!!!!!! Srsly???!!! W.T.F?

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    #19

    Quantum Stairs

    Quantum Stairs

    johnvosss Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stairs to a parallel universe eh?

    Milena Papajani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Store covid signs that no one follows

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by the bike path people

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outside is to meet, inside to seperate.

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a portal to the 4th dimension on that landing...Hahaha!!!

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    #20

    Ah Yes Vovid 19

    Ah Yes Vovid 19

    Sansgoku2157 Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inside looks scarier than the spelling.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inside looks like the sign should read "not in use due to vomit" =/

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I read this as "Not in use Due To Void" and was genuinely terrified for a moment.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VOVID is COVID's annoying but non-lethal cousin.

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C and V are next to each other so super simple typo, but surely they should have noticed at SOME point?

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...like directly after typing it...or when printing it...or when laminating it...or when sticking it up. So many chances....

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is not a spoiler for what's coming next.....

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid's messier second cousin once removed.

    Haru Brujis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person that wrote that HAS to brush up their spelling.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rather get covid than eat from there.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in h*** is that thing inside???

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    #21

    I Just.... When That.... How?

    I Just.... When That.... How?

    Zekken_D Report

    Goth Nurse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They took the fire and stored it in the truck. Problem solved! Just wondering where they will dump it?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people call them fire trucks. They are not wrong.

    Stephanie Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's a slow day at the office so you need to create your own "work"

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the location, I would assume this is burning hydraulic fluid from a broken line. The water pumps are located in that area on most trucks, and [many] are driven by hydraulic motors.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filled with the water from Flint, Michigan

    Bradley Cohen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You've become the very thing you swore to destroy!"

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fahrenheit 451. They are the Fire Men.

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSS! I made a very similar comment, before deciding to check the comments to see if anybody else thought of that book!

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the irony is killing me

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a truck from Fahrenheit 451?

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    #22

    (New) (Unopened)

    (New) (Unopened)

    JaidenGamerz Report

    Aman Varkkey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The no of fake ads online is just ridiculous.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's unopened he insists...as he holds it open for the photo.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does have Airpod as a singular in the advert so technically accurate on there

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like that pic of the sofa for sale with a cat on it that says from a 'pet free' home.

    An Co
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is someone with a box/crate of them, showing the only one they opened. They used a picture to show you exactly what you get, but then felt the need to clarify that the one you get will be un-opened.

    Nora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. This is 1 of 6 pics in the ad

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    Bonnie Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll offer you $30. It's open, and one is missing.

    Unless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does those colors called "The Scammer Palette"

    #23

    It Is Always Useful To Have A Small Terrace

    It Is Always Useful To Have A Small Terrace

    lostproton Report

    TmKhr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video games have taught me that there's an entrance to a secret level

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest stops for Spider-Man. How considerate!

    2BX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are usually intended to house small air conditioning units

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romeo! Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed for firemen. Appreciate!

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bet! And if you're Tarzan you can swing right round to it!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybeit was built to discourage pigeons from the windowsills!?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my contractor. She's good . . .

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    #24

    Really, UPS?

    Really, UPS?

    Dramaticrabbit Report

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UPS driver was like: "OK, I will not bend over when delivering it. Noted."

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they think this is funny? They do it all the time.

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia Post did this to my daughters diploma. When I complained I was told, "sorry, we do not offer a do not bend service". ....ffs.

    Louise Stange-Wahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is JUST PLAIN EVIL! Hope she was able to get a duplicate. How heartless!

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I will never understand why you send them via post

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think delivery people take a special delight in doing this whenever they see something marked as fragile or do not bend.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah not really, I delivered photographs today that I wasn't going to cram in the mailbox. But really shippers shouldn't cheap out with packaging. Also if possible get largest mailbox possible.

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    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they package it better, the colleges are already ripping off students they could spring for durable packaging that doesn't yield.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly UPS view "Do Not Bend", as more of a suggestion than a rule.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they take it as a challenge...

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    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My concert and PGA golf tournament tickets arrived in better shape than that before etickets! In envelopes that sized too, which drove me nuts because it's so obvious. Can't they sent it in something sturdier?

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what we should really look at.

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    #25

    Thinking Of An "I" Animal Was Too Hard

    Thinking Of An "I" Animal Was Too Hard

    zealanderous Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ladyBIRD in the first place when it's a ladybug?

    Em Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a British book, we call them Ladybirds over here :-)

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    #26

    So Do I Go Left?

    So Do I Go Left?

    energy_tick Report

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign means start leaning like Michael Jackson

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎶Billy Jean is not my looover🎶🎶

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't wait, you're a smooth criminal..

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lean to the left to cross the street!!! Hahaha!!!

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    #27

    Ah Yes I Too Have Two Tounges

    Ah Yes I Too Have Two Tounges

    bazinga1235 Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anything can happen in Bikini Bottoms

    Sakuhana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering we're talking about Spongebob and he can grow back his arms and legs sometimes, it's valid

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have even noticed that.

    Fred Van Der Zee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only rouges have two tounges, everyone knows that.

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    #28

    Thanks Dunks

    Thanks Dunks

    Pihrahni Report

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cheese: When you can't tell the difference between the "cheese" and the plastic wrapper...

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you eat it without feeling the texture though. I mean it's possible but the texture.

    Akalvin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you buy crap, you'll get crap...

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is believing that slice of yellow/orange plastic shït is cheese

    Arcana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is a donut place...

    Tobin Kern
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling bullshit. Thats not from Dunkin Donuts. Thats homemade

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You laminated your stomach so you can enjoy something really spicy.

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    #29

    China Looks A Little Odd

    China Looks A Little Odd

    THERAND0MREDDlT0R Report

    Dwight k schrute.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well technically they're right. China does own the Ame...

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They disclosed it a little bit too early

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that might actually be a plan o_O

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker did this at a preschool. Kids wrote things on it and they were proudly displayed on the wall 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    #30

    I Swear I Wasn’t Drinking- It’s The Road That Was Drunk!

    I Swear I Wasn’t Drinking- It’s The Road That Was Drunk!

    cabbage-soup Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to swerve for that pedestrian, but I got him in the end.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a serious hazard.

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's flat (which road markings aren't) and peeling. Almost looks like TP

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are likely 'temporary' lane markings, which are essentially just tape, put down when the asphalt is quite fresh. Fresh pavement can be driven on, but the lightest hydrocarbons in the binder material need to evaporate before paint will stick to it, so these are applied in the mean time.

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    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, I want to report an intoxicated highway.

    Okido
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nèh, just had the hickups.

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another hung-over crew of street painters.

    LamarrKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was where the line-painter hit the skunk.

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    #31

    On This 4 Pack Of Yogurts

    On This 4 Pack Of Yogurts

    jurre0 Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately/unfortunately, most people won't notice

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie it took me a minute....

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, my math teachers are crying.

    Lav Oravaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cause math is indeed an opinion

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't complain, you are getting 100g for free.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do the maths in my head to double check. So, as it turns out, I would have just accepted that the calculation was correct.

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's ok. Some people just can't do math (I'm one of them)

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    #32

    How Hard Is It To Mess This One Up?

    How Hard Is It To Mess This One Up?

    ElOtroMiqui Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're probably not even separated underneath :/

    righttoopinion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a city with strict recycling laws and people are so persnickety and uptight about following them to a "T" while in a little article in section C of the local paper it's reported our city accepts thousands of pounds of garbage per week from a neighboring city who doesn't recycle but it's alright because it's for a fee.

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    Vino Tri Mulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are photos of two different sides of trash bin (indicated by the hole in the middle of one photo but nothing in the other photo). Because of this design, each hole will have both "waste" and "recycling" sign on both sides.

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be where the builders working on the bike path in Ukraine have their lunch.

    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one what's different abt the photos or wrong with the thing Edit: OH THEYRE TAKEN FROM DIFFERENT SIDES I THOUGHT THEY WERE DIFFERENT THINGS LOL

    Elizabeth Calvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't figure it out until I read your comment so don't feel silly. Also I think this calls for another of coffee

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    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done by the same people who built the cycle path ...

    Ellen Townsend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this bin at Dallas-Fort Worth (DFW) Airport.

    AnimeObsessedTeenager
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I just the idiot that doesn't get this one?

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    #33

    Just... Why?

    Just... Why?

    poodsalad69 Report

    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My idea for a Batman villain- "The Infuriator" he roams Gotham at night slightly altering patterns and designs in a way that's bound to infuriate anyone who sees it, now the Batman must face his greatest challenge, trying to navigate a city whose perpetually irritated population is balanced on a knife edge and ready to snap at the slightest provocation.

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be properly researched. I believe that there are people out there with a condition that is exact opposite of OCD. They just CANNOT put things in order, something has to be wrong/skewed/wrong side up, etc. They just cannot. I bet there is a condition and even a name for that!

    Elizabeth Calvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that's a fascinating idea! Do you mind if I post it in my science discord groups? Not sure how you want me to credit you

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody, please please dig the damn thing up and turn it

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the pigeon is so detested that he's avoiding the pattern.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trolls have been around since the dawn of time.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of those dots needed to be balanced out with a Pac-man. :)

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    #34

    These Guys Must Read A Lot Of Comic Books

    These Guys Must Read A Lot Of Comic Books

    novno08 Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that superhero called again, honey, starts with an "S"? Thaaanks suggartits.

    Adrian Ceroni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't even spell "Spider-man" properly.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it still starts with S...

    Louise Stange-Wahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like THE JOKER--the Mark Hamill version!

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, they couldn't decide which one they liked more!

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    #35

    What Were The Instaler Thinking While Instaling This

    What Were The Instaler Thinking While Instaling This

    idkhowtotft Report

    MarioRossi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling. They were thinking about spelling.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were thinking: This ruddy fan is making it hard to get my screws in the ceiling.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno why, but I love the word "ruddy". I only learned it recently (not a native English speaker), but I love it.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was thinking : Management are a bunch of monkeys so I'll be the clown of the circus.

    Keerthi Vardhan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They anyway have an AC..Fans are not good for visiting birds. Let's make it hard for them to ever use it.

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will still work when I take the blades off.

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll give in. Just want to meet the installers and ask a couple of basic questions.

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    #36

    Opened My Can Of Chickpeas And Found Kidney Beans Instead

    Opened My Can Of Chickpeas And Found Kidney Beans Instead

    Newbo91 Report

    Jack Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANYONE MISSING ANY KIDNEYS

    Whisper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh so that's where my black market order went, I had gotten chickpeas in my kidney can

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    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you even open your cans?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two predominant can-opener styles. One has a sharp wheel which pierces the top of the can and cuts the end out of it, the other type pries up the outer lip of the lid, breaking its connection to the side of the can.

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is with all these labeling errors at the plants? I mean there are supposed to be several levels of checking before the add the labels. How do these places mess up this badly

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about taking all labels of all cans and having a surprise saturday:)

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Razor sharp can you’ve got yourself there.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. empty 2 cans. 2. Switch contents. 3. take picture 4. ???? 5. profit

    Sakuhana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait hold on! That's how you call these in english? Kidney beans?!

    Jessi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? What do you call them? I think we call them kidney beans because they look like little kidneys....but I'm not sure.

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    #37

    “F̶l̶e̶x̶i̶b̶l̶e̶”

    “F̶l̶e̶x̶i̶b̶l̶e̶”

    ILikeTasks Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the irony that the break was right on the word "flexible"

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did you do to it? those are good knives and this doesn't happen unless you do something stupid like try to see just how flexible it is.

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flexible but not indestructible

    Csaba Jozsa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually correct; flexible knife will not deform, it will break.

    Ami Temi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird... I've been using this brand of knives for the past 15 years or so and still use the same. They need to be sharpened from time to time, but the quality is so good. And in the end, you save money instead of buying a bad product that doesn't cost much less.

    First Name Last Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flexible does not mean unbreakable. There is no funny here.

    WolfyDragon_82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends doing splits:Aces it! Me:

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    #38

    Installed The Hob Boss

    Installed The Hob Boss

    Cozmoz365 Report

    Rickster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it the installer's fault? It looks like a manufacturing defect.

    Esté
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read Bob Ross and now I understand what he meant with "happy little accidents".

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will just slowly walk away from my designated space...

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a new range; this is probably what hubs will buy. And won't do a thing about it afterward.

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    #39

    This Was A Fun Surprise

    This Was A Fun Surprise

    Tiptip55 Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't on a good album.

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's The Flaming Lips though. Just as well.

    Phantom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 not in the circle things in one!

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was a Beatles album, I'd be furious. But then, I'd also be only sixteen.

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    #40

    So Close, Yet So Far

    So Close, Yet So Far

    MadStorm24 Report

    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh T-shirt's for cheaters

    Sam K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just swap places 😳

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your "Do Not Reproduce" letter is in the mail.

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, can't she just stand on the other side ?

    Jules Daly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really wear tbst crap? Yikes..

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised what people will do for free stuff.

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    Elsie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just need to trade places then they would point properly - he needs to be on her other side

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stress enough how much I loathe the word "wifey". Not a fan of "hubby" either, but at least it doesn't make my skin crawl.

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said Chubby instead of Hubby.

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply standing on the wrong side of one another. It's a restrictive t-shirt design.

    Ranboo_Ph1LzA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just needs to stand on the other side of him 🤦

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    #41

    Ah! The Mighty Cool Dcuk!

    Ah! The Mighty Cool Dcuk!

    _Infinitesque_ Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dcuk looks distressed. Poor dcuk.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a duck by F-C-U-K

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't dcuking believe it!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone says they don't give af about their job without actually saying it.

    v2millennium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it looks like a dcuk, swims like a dcuk, and quacks like a dcuk, then it probably is a dcuk

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a spinoff of that fashion line, F C U K?

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an ugly looking dcuk. Like something from a horror movie

    JB Darré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's already dying on the inside

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    #42

    How Does This Even Happen

    How Does This Even Happen

    dont-spill-chilli Report

    2BX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a shellfish cracker

    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shellfish Crackers and Nut Crackers look the same. Some are even sold as a tool for both purposes.

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    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm afraid that's a tough nut to crack

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walnut sneers at your pathetic implement.

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe someone shellfishly used this for a nutcracker.

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where i live these are sold and used as nutcrakers. Never ever seen one sold as shellfish craker(italy)

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    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    metal fatigue. The struggle is real.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are the same tool. Nut crackers though come in many varieties and weights, decorative, ratchet style.....hell even a hammer works in a pinch. pssst I did look it up.

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    #43

    I Think The Designers Were On Meth

    I Think The Designers Were On Meth

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The installer. You have to place this 90 degrees from the front. Still incredibly ugly design

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed just fine, fitted incorrectly due to being wrong for a sink that's against a wall

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't most sinks up against a wall? I get the feeling it should be rotated 90 degrees. Looks like the neck can be rotated to any angle.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't the designer, it's the way it was installed - backwards.

    Mr Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to choose ice cold or burning hot

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't that handle rotate like most single levers?

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they need to clean the sink. Ugh!

    Lindsay Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wouldn't be meth, that would be weed.

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    #44

    Missed Their Mark

    Missed Their Mark

    callmevoltaire Report

    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the plaster is positioned exactly where the injection SHOULD have gone...that injection has been given about a centimetre too high (and as someone who's given a lot of injections, it's easy not to see where you've just given it if it doesn't bleed a little bit!)

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place your cotton ball over the injection spot before pulling out (that's what she said) then place bandage over cotton ball.

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    Shannon Soltesz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my daughter at her second COVID Vax - they put the band aid on a freckle and not her injection site. lol!

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay the thumb got me. I thought he was showing off more than a misplaced bandaid!

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My second COVID shot she didn't bother with a bandaid, just handed it to me unopened. She was that good! No mark at all. I was glad because I can get woozy from shots and I had to drive myself-it was a drive through vaccination site.

    Adrienne Doyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a drive-thru site as well for both Covid shots, and they had you park in another area for the observation period. For me, the side effects from the second shot didn't start until the next day. Even then, it felt like I overdid a workout. The first shot was more like any other vaccine, a sore arm for about a day.

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    Joanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that appendage to the left?

    Rebecca O’Donnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thumb holding the phone to take the picture.

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    udw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    main thing vaccinated

    righttoopinion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get out of here with that unscientific, getting people killed rhetoric!!!!

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    J Gund
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got my flu shot, the pharmacist stuck half the bandaid on first, then injected me. Seemed like the smartest way to do it and ensure you cover the right spot every time.

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    #45

    Just Noticed This On My Bus

    Just Noticed This On My Bus

    Aliensquid123 Report

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That;s for Australian tourists.

    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use in case of rollover.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can read this... we're glad you took the bus instead of the car:)

    Laura Silverstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s for when u reach ur stop after a collision with a semi

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had a 50/50 chance...

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    #46

    10$ An Hur

    10$ An Hur

    WillingnessAny4801 Report

    JB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bens need only apply.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the chances to get hired are higher if your first name is Ben

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HUR" being ancient Sanskrit for "Week"

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you apply and decide to decline the offer we will inform the authorities so they can cut your welfare check.

    Tambot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you get to wear Apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur while you get paid by the hur

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ben? It's Attila. I have the perfect job for you!"

    patrick springer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Mcdonald's deserves for offering such low wages. People that just don't care and they shouldn't.

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    #47

    The One Thing You're Supposed To Do

    The One Thing You're Supposed To Do

    chief_longbeef Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, that is my brand. I probably should've paid attention to that recall.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently your house hasn't burned down yet, so there's still time to go for it. Maybe the recall is still in action...

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    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same thing with Kidde fire extinguishers, and they totally tried to cover it all up - it wasn't until lawsuits and the government getting involved that they did anything at all. and then they sent out more non-working extinguishers to replace the ones returned due to recall. never buy a Kidde, and i'm not kidding!

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought you bought a smoke detector? Just Kidde-ing!

    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I play too much Warframe. I read that in Darvoses voice 🤦‍♂️

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has lost their home in a fire and now has a Kidde alarm in their new home, this is concerning.

    Gwynne Greene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you KIDD-ing me ??! You had one job to do .... that's it, you are FIRED .... XD

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    #48

    Oh Gosh That Couldn’t Have Been An Accident...

    Oh Gosh That Couldn’t Have Been An Accident...

    chickenman2359 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure this was intentional. You can't mess up "1st in her class" to spell this by accident.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have ben even funnier if it the "1st" was highlighted.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Lets try something new" card

    Hailey S
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I only read the red letters🤢🤢🤢🍑🍑🍑

    Adrian Ceroni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is horrible. Why are the letter in "class" match to the width of the top line's words? Why are all the words in different sizes?

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez I thought it's porno

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    #49

    Never Do A Line Before Going To Work! Ottawa Ontario

    Never Do A Line Before Going To Work! Ottawa Ontario

    Bobsbarrette Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like our streets in California along the San Andreas fault. They were put in straight but “creep” has caused them to look just like this. Fascinating

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good suggestion, but you can see the guide dots in this photo so it's just poor workmanship

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    loretta hines
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officer have you been drinking, no, well walk the line 😵‍💫

    J Smythe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when the driver is under attack from murder hornets!

    Laura Silverstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t do a line before doing a line

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of thing is getting out of hand. As an older driver, I might try to follow the curves.

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again with this person who can't keep it straight.

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    #50

    We Were Wondering Why The Toilet Wasn’t Smelling Like Lemons Like It’s Supposed To...

    We Were Wondering Why The Toilet Wasn’t Smelling Like Lemons Like It’s Supposed To...

    Quax2013 Report

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you don't need to change it as often

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the store gives you lemons, you put them on the wrong side .

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    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water freshener balls are hanging outside instead of inside

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    Sara Mccracken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the toilet was shocked too...

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what I am supposed to be looking at...

    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of it as an accessory for your toilet.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because they love lemonade and drunk it right off the bowl. Placing outside solved the problem.

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    #51

    Are You Sure

    Are You Sure

    mattn06 Report

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stain-less not stain-free. But seriously, when this happens I'm so annoyed

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stainless comes in different grades, and cheaper stuff will still rust especially if left in harsh conditions such as near the coast. Other "stainless" is actually just a coating, you get what you pay for!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all grades of stainless will rust somewhat if not passivated properly as part of the manufacturing process.

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    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stainless steel can get rusty, I work in machine industry where we have to deal with this a lot.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, stainless steel CAN rust.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought stainless steel straws recently and they all rusted up after I washed them.

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stainless steel rusts anyway if it is in an environment it's not made for

    Elizabeth Calvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: you can can coat your tools with spray on Scotch guard or even better clear poly urethane (exterior grade) to help prevent this.

    Elizabeth Calvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was stainless steel coated. As the coat for damaged (due to normal use, I will add), it let water get in and do its thing

    Luna Moth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says stainless not rust free

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    #52

    Two-For-One Special!

    Two-For-One Special!

    Mick-Songer Report

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Now they're counterfeiting the "Made in China" signs?

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean "Xi'an" ? that would be pronounced "chian" iirc. xD

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda reminds me of a line from the movie Armageddon. The Russian cosmonaut says: "Russian components, American components. all made in Taiwan"

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, a purse bag weighs 12 kg??

    Elsie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where these are maid? Ha ha

    #53

    ...i Feel Like This Wasnt Intentional

    ...i Feel Like This Wasnt Intentional

    Ren_FMN03 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... avhe uyo dareh tabuo het dirb?

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww! I imagine someone making this gift for the special dyslexic person in their life. Or maybe they were the dyslexic one… dyslexics are more creative people, by far!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell it's a Dirb what do you want idiot1

    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is the perfect thing to go with my brid flowerpots!"

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    #54

    "Yeah Sure I Know How To Count!"

    "Yeah Sure I Know How To Count!"

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    Goth Nurse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not this ten, the OTHER ten!

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So maybe that's how the "fifth third bank" from (currently) #14 came to be? Maybe someone will found a "second ten bank" here?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, as made by someone with 10-10 vision. ;-)

    AJ the panda.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "10" next to the 12 is the eleven if you follow the pattern.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The braille on both buttons is the same as well.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zimbabwe? Isn’t 11 an unlucky number there?

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which floor are you going to? Ten or Second Ten?

    Turtle42
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually to be fair. I know a lot of hotels don't want to put 13 levels. Apparently enough "hauntings " and lore goes into it. The one I work at skips 13 all together.

    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but that doesn't explain where 11 went

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    #55

    I Just Wanted A Pepperoni Pizza

    I Just Wanted A Pepperoni Pizza

    thatrandomkidmemer Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you looked inside the box? They might be stuck

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pepperoffni pizza. ;-)

    #56

    In Germany We Have Special Advertisment For Australians To Read

    In Germany We Have Special Advertisment For Australians To Read

    Crusader_al Report

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only Australians that can read German

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find myself wondering if Aussies ever tire of the upside-down-for-them bit.

    Sarah Buschermoehle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fewer people will notice that it is an official ad of the federal government

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the third thing in this list which for some reason conflates Down Under with upside-down… Why?

    #57

    Upside Down Crosswalk

    Upside Down Crosswalk

    spelling_cat Report

    Surya Amriza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Crossing sign for Australians?

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am wondering why are so many upside down aussi comments being posted? 2 or 3 comments like that is fine but it’s kind of irking me now

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to petition and bitch until this was corrected... Damn Perfectionism.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For use only to police to see if you're drunk!

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is time to breakdance (the head spinning move) across the street.

    Ashley_Queen688
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to walk doing a handstand

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    #58

    Fine, I Didn’t Want To Save Money Anyways

    Fine, I Didn’t Want To Save Money Anyways

    UncleMajik Report

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    #59

    Installed The Screen Boss

    Installed The Screen Boss

    mesnior Report

    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a new seating system. Those bars along the ceiling, you're supposed to hook your legs over and hang upside down then you can read the screen :)

    Ekaterina S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell no! Altrip? I grew up in that exact area and partly worked there. Some other Pfälzer here?

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I myself am not, but my parents grew up in the area around Speyer. It's such a beautiful region :)

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    #60

    Translation: You Can Only Deposit Your Money Here And Due To The Money Shortages You Can't Take Back Once You Deposited. Only In Burma

    Translation: You Can Only Deposit Your Money Here And Due To The Money Shortages You Can't Take Back Once You Deposited. Only In Burma

    Simon-Edwin Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to type "A".

    Meri Kassner-Gomez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a coin shortage here in the USA.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So beautiful letters. I feel like I wasn't to tattoo this. Kkkkkkkkk

    #61

    Half Way There Guys

    Half Way There Guys

    conzoia Report

    Craig Boddys
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50% of the update is the download and 50% is the installation, so its right. Only person making a mistake here is the OP thinking theres a mistake.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "Downloading 48%" it doesn't say "Updating 48%". 4 seconds later it said "Download complete."

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not as bad as Windows' random number generator or "progress dialog" as it is better known - 3 mins remaining, no no I mean 4 hours, no no I mean 2 days, oh I'm done!

    AnimalsRuleHumansDrool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in my head I just immediately heard someone singing we're halfway there.

    Aman Varkkey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downloading the thing and then reading to verify complete download.

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    #62

    Overpriced White Potatoes Anyone?

    Overpriced White Potatoes Anyone?

    KirbyfighterYT Report

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have your potatoes. I want the bananas for 49 cents per pound. That converts to 23 cents per kilo and we've been paying $4.50 per kilo lately. (Admittedly, it is winter in Australia, but still).

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess Australia never invaded multiple Caribbean nations in a fit of imperialism and set up puppet governments for the purposes of handing them over to United Fruit Company for banana cultivation?

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    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love potatoes but....

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here bananas are 2 to 3€ per kilo

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll go with the Idaho potatoes.

    Jack Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WELL THERE GOES THE KIDS BIRTHDAYS HONEY

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    #63

    There's Literally Three Separate Soap Dispensers. Why?!

    There's Literally Three Separate Soap Dispensers. Why?!

    WhatAmIDoing999 Report

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GoJo is for cleaning greasy hands. The regular soap dispenser ran out sans the bottle on the sibk

    Kristine Phillips
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like my bathroom at work. Or GoJo isn't working so I bought similar soap for the bathroom.

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    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe each time one ran out, they installed a new one?

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody knows how to refill them

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes one is soap and the other is hand sanitizer.

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my workplace, idiots waste soap and paper towels by rapid-fire smashing the levers for excessive amounts of both--which also regularly breaks the dispensers. I think some of them MAY feel highly insecure about the dimensions of their reproductive organs

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood this in bathrooms...

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