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It is theorized that some animal species live in their own social structure, which has an alpha male. Alpha males usually are the strongest ones in the group, which means they win most of the battles. And gets more opportunities to mate with available females. 

It’s proven that the human species don't have an alpha male. However, that does not stop some men from identifying as one. Even though they are the only ones who think of themselves as “the strongest” as this Reddit thread proves. In fact, people have very interesting opinions about men, who claim to be “alpha males.” And let’s just say that these opinions are very different from what “alpha males” think of themselves.

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#1

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Like an alpha of a program or videogame, highly unstable and should not be available to the public.

Whismurr_ , Anurag Sharma Report

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Someone who’s really an alpha male has no need to tell you that they are so I imagine a barking little chihuahua with undeveloped grapes for testicles

heiscursed , David Vives Report

#3

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Translation: “I am going to be an unapologetic a*****e.”

darkwulf1 , Marvin Meyer Report

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Lee
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don't forget probably also hugely misogynistic and homophobic

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion He’s going to be arrogant, bossy, misogynistic, and overly sensitive.

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion That he's a f*****g idiot.

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Dr Robert Neville
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I or any of mate called ourselves an alpha we'd be laughed out of the room. You'd literally become an object of ridicule if you said anything so farking stupid.

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion That Alpha Males are a debunked concept some dude developed while studying wolves in captivity and then retracted years later when he realized his findings were wrong, and that was later extrapolated to humans by dumba**es despite the fact that our social structures and behavior is not similar to wolves or dogs. It's the equivalent of some dude saying he's the Queen Bee and actually meaning it.

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion "This guy's trying to convince himself more than us..."

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Paul Brown
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I heard someone say they were an "alpa male" I'd probably laugh in their face!!

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion That he's probably super sexist.

WILDMAN1102 , Sander Sammy Report

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CG
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remove the probably, and swap it out with definitely, then the description will be more accurate.

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. They’re not worth my time and energy.

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#12

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Anytime any man has to come out and call himself something you can expect him to be the opposite. Such as the self proclaimed “nice guy”

Ok_Table4562 , Seth Doyle Report

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Laura Williams
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are just as bad. In an Era of don't label me let me stick one on myself so you know how quick to run. Lol

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion “I can’t take anything from him seriously from now on.”

anon , Анастасия Климец Report

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HelmGrass
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you think you have to look at the world with this much loathing, then perhaps the world should look at you that way because that s obviously how you feel about yourself.

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Discount andrew tate

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Lil Miss Hobbit
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't even want the full-price thing🤢. And I'm a conservatives woman who likes masculine men. People think feminine is the opposite of masculine...no, the opposite of masculine is whatever Andrew Tate is.

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#16

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Overly sensitive man child

Stormflier , Tom Pumford Report

#17

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Looooooooooooooser

mdthornb1 , whoislimos Report

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Aaron Parker
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6 months ago

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Calling a man a loser is equivalent to calling a woman a b***h. It hits different and people should be more careful and considerate with words that can deeply hurt somebody on many levels.

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Another weakling who wants respects he doesn’t deserve. This won’t go well.

faith_kills , Thirdman Report

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Antonia
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a friend who would do this often, no one in my class likes her and she forces us to bow our heads down to her, but we all didn’t obey her and guess what she did? She told the teacher about it, and guess what ? Even the teachers don’t like the poor class pet anymore.

#19

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Like poisonous bugs are bright colored to tell animals to stay away

lesbunner , Manoj Kulkarni Report

#20

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion He's going to be a huge jerk and he's probably not very intelligent.

anon , Elimende Inagella Report

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ValdaDeDieu
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop using cute animals. Sheep are highly intelligent. Don't insult the sheep.

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion My insides run away and I immediately file away the thought of “oh so if he gets angry enough he’ll hurt me”

Just-Worldliness-708 , Claudia Wolff Report

#22

One guy had the audacity to say in group therapy that he does not want to be labelled as the „alpha male“. He just told everybody that he thinks he is an „alpha male“, but is „humble“ enough to say he is not. What a d******d.

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion 'I have an outdated view on an animal I thought was cool as a kid that defines my personality'

pnwWaiter , Kelly Sikkema Report

#24

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion "my frail sense of identity falters when I can't insert myself into this astrology-adjacent, nonexistent hierarchy"

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Jack Gaskill
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and I am hangry and want to talk to my special person how is no pickup - made ever

#25

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Omegaverse.

Long story shortish Omegaverse is a sort of fiction genre that originated in the Supernatural fandom but mostly shows up in original Korean fiction now. The idea is that everyone has a secondary gender (alpha, omega, sometimes beta) and basically Alphas are strong and have uncontrollable lust, omegas can get pregnant (even the men!), and almost every Omegaverse fic is about some super hot Alpha getting some obnoxious Omega male pregnant.

So whenever guys are like "Hurrdurr alpha male" I'm just like "GAY KOREAN MPREG FICTION".

OneGoodRib , Koshevaya_k Report

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Local Idiot
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good to know I’m not the only one who thinks this when people talk about alpha, beta and omega (as terms used for people, I know that in different fields it means diff things)

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion "I'm taking MMA classes so I can win that fight at the bar I'll inevitably start."

"I have a deep, unresolved insecurity with my masculinity and don't know how else to address it."

TheWayOfEli , Vladislav Bychkov Report

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Insecure.

BabylonDrifter , Adrian Swancar Report

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Jack Gaskill
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bite my nails - everyone can see it but can they see the 'me' that want to be free (ish)

#29

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Puffer fish. Cute, tiny, poisonous, little fish that puff themselves up when they’re insecure.

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Rob
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Puffer fish are cute. So called Alpha males, not so much.

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#30

“What a Beta thing to say”

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion I love it. For just 5 beautiful seconds, my inner monologue can go from constant screaming to uncontrollable laughter 😂

luminous_sludge , Atul Choudhary Report

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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion I learn from the situation. What did I do to enter in a conversation and reach this point with another human being and how can I avoid it in the future?

Ok_General7795 , fauxels Report

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#33

Insecure idiot lacking in professional success.

Have never seen someone particularly successful refer to themselves with that term.

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Rob
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Matthew McConaughey ripped the absolute p**s out of them in Wolf Of Wall Street. Absolutely ripped his scenes, chewing the scenery in the process.

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#34

He has a small d**k, thinks he's Andrew tate and probably is a manifestation of the most fragile masculinity ever.

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#35

Give me 5 minutes with him and I'll have him walking on a leash

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#36

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion Definitely not an alpha male.

AngloAlbanian999 , Brooke Cagle Report

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#37

Smart people don't have to go around telling people they're smart.

Same thing applies. I don't believe anything anyone declares about themselves unprompted.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corollary to the idea that what someone says about another person tells you more about the speaker than about the subject.

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