56 Cynical Comics Where I Humorously Dissect Human Behavior

That's me! I like being around people, but I hate talking to them...

but he's talking to one, right?

This. Completely.

nope. i just run from people

I tell myself this all the time at my work......

Too true... I have good eyes and notice little imperfections really fast.

I believe it's called strabismus & surgery is often needed to correct it(that was my case anyway when I had one eye crossed/looking inward.)

They both looked bad

just run!!

Please someone call me, please

Cover your stomach with your hands and say "excuse me".

People who "always" know everything better, drive me nuts

I am silently relating to this.

I hate grammar Nazis!

ARG Not the spelling/grammar Nazi's!!!

I do both at the same time....

Been there , worked there

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I feel for you, brother, I feel for you...

Who doesn't ?!

Yep. My aunt was lecturing my mom about letting my 90 year old Grandma have too much sugar and mom said, "She's 90 years old. She can have some sugar. Hell, If she wants to do cocaine, I'm going to let her." LOL

Not EXACTLY, but ...at 52 the kids moved out, Mom died, and the hubby ran off with a bimbo, so for the first time in my life, I could do WHATEVER I was always too scared, too chaperoned or too much of a role model to try. A major makeover, Some fun sex, a little pot, gee did I have fun!

My 80 year old granny had a serious prescription medication addiction. When she came to live with us my concerned mom asked our GP how to wean her off her meds. He told her 'at this point, at her age, the shock will kill her. She's happy, leave her be!'

Hell yes! Plus if I ever get a shot at some of that unsafe sex I'm taking it!

Cats summed up in one picture

Recycling at its best!

See? This is why cats are so much smarter than dogs. A dog would never eat its dead owner but starve to death sitting right along side of it, but cats instinctively know that your soul has left so you are just meat to them. No guilt no remorse, one has to eat dont they? *L*

Gotta love cats....

Wow, there is a poem in Polish about this one and it's lovely. Check out an english translation of "Kot w pustym mieszkaniu" by Wisława Szymborska.

modern zombies

But they just want to help

These kind of people are the worst!! You would think they discovered the secret of life itself!

This is probably why I smoke cigs.

😂

I wonder if most people feel this way after a close relative dies? *L* I know I did too!

Lol. Got that same thought.

Hahahaha

LMFAOOO xD

world would be a much better place, if everyone would get this thought from time to time

That's whst my dad said about my mom

Some times u feel like a nut some times u r the nut!

If you think you're the a*****e, you probably are not.

He may be a wise man.

I love how even the kid is flipping him off.

People dont like it when other people are too outwardly happy. Makes them feel like they're being excluded from some great unattainable experience. Pessimistic? Yes. Sad? Also yes, but very true.

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