35 Hilarious Tweets That Show What People Learned About Their Partners While Working From Home

She likes rosé in her bowl.

She should. After all she is burning those calories.

Some of my coworkers' children like to join meetings. They're always welcome.

I would love that if I was on the same zoom call. It's disruptive to have a kid, pet, spouse etc walk in every single minute of a 50 minute meeting, but children saying hi, yes please. Definitely worth the disruption!

My son does the same.

My mom does the same when I work from her place... I'm 36. Pretty sure that's her revenge for me shouting she was wearing pyjama while she was driving me to school when I was 6 yo.

I'd yell HI! back.

I pray they say hi back.

You make that sound as if that's not an obvious given.

Woman have way more gifts than that. Ew.

Oh, do we, after all? How exciting!

No sir. They *are* gifts.

yep, 2 of them, lol.

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Um ew

Same! I usually do a little funny dance at the same time to make him laugh 😂

Me too! And I rotate dogs because I have four: Lucy must have left a plate in the living room again; Barrett got distracted while folding laundry; It was Zelda's turn to unload the dishwasher; Roxy forgot to take the trash out. It works brilliantly, except for the dogs not having thumbs part.

At least the one that crawled was wearing underwear,

LOL!!

OMG... LOLOL

Lolol

Meta

So true!

🤣 Clearly he's been home TOO long.

Or eggs!

Or today's fish.

I deliberately bought a loud mechanical keyboard so it makes sound, because I work for a call center and use a sound suppressing microphone, so when I'm typing on a regular keyboard, customers think the call dropped, and I'm not good at typing and talking at the same time. The loud keyboard makes sure they know in still there without having to speak!

When I was in the office in the before-time, I had this guy come by and ask me "Are you... angry at your keyboard?" We used to sit next to eachother, and I guess even after I moved across the office, he could still hear me typing, lolol

I have, and I didn't care because there was nothing I could do about it. How I type is second-nature, and if my workplace doesn't provide a quiet keyboard, I'm not paying for one. Typing is one of those workplace sounds people need to get used to. They can buy noise canceling headphones if it bothers them that much.

Me! Whenever I'm writing around my best friend she'll go "Are you trying to kill the keyboard or something? Chill out."

I once had a co-worker tell me I typed "too loud and too fast" haha

*raises hand*

My partner sounds like a bunch of chickens playing Scrabble when he types

Only of ‘really very fast typing’ by my 9-year old. She sounded jealous…..

It's how I hit the space bar more than anything

I had a roommate for a couple months (not common for adults to have roommates where I live). She once told me that the sound of my typing lulled her to sleep. We were in seperate rooms, with proper thick (concrete) walls between, she on the far end of her room, me on the far end of my room around the corner. I guess I'm a noisy typer too

Yep, because I learned on a manual typewriter WAAAAY back when in the 80s. It doesn't help that even typing that way, many times the keyboard does not seem to acknowledge some keystrokes, resulting in some interesting typos. But that's another subject altogether!

My daughter sounds like she is angry with her keyboard

I'm a noisy typist. I think I secretly like the frantic clacking of keys so I subconsciously hammer them. I have to really focus to type quietly.

Yes and then he says “Oh, are you tapping into the mainframe?” Lol