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Marriage is all about compromise. That's the idea anyway. But compromise has many meanings. And sometimes it means doing what your wife tells you to do and accepting that she's right, regardless of how much evidence you have to the contrary.
Take a look at these hilarious tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list is sure to resonate with husbands and wives everywhere. Because while how to load a dishwasher correctly or how to put the milk back in the fridge properly are essential discussion points for any marriage, sometimes it helps to remember that a happy wife means a happy life. Sometimes.
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Thomas Victorien 9 years ago
Brilliant...Is that what you are supposed to do when you are married? Gees...
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Lance Boil 9 years ago
If they weren't you should probably drown them in a bucket and go get two from a shelter
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laura_hills1102 9 years ago
hahahahahaa thats really funny but kind of sad on your husbands side.
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Dakota Zayat 9 years ago
Kids:*crying* "MOMMY WHERE ARE THE COCOA PUFFS?!" Mom:"Lord Melbourne ate them all"
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Kaitlyn Neal 9 years ago
They never got a free antique (40-60yrs old) rocking chair in perfect condition..
LeeAnn Floyd 9 years ago
That would ruin my day. I like to peel the chocolate edges off mine so that it's just wafers with top and bottom chocolate
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Melody Lanzatella 9 years ago
my husband still talks about that one time he washed A DISH! (1992)
Tere Ennas 9 years ago
I still have no idea if I load the dishwasher correctly. I live by myself so it's anarchy.
Sonja Grubbs 9 years ago
Mine still talks about the one time he cooked dinner. Seriously, one time and he's never BBQ'd either. Makes me question my choices...
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Lorraine 9 years ago
So all husbands are just like this? I thought he might get smarter over time ... guess I just have to deal with it!
Jewel Cowart 9 years ago
Hubby: where's the ketchup. Add he looks all around in fridge. Me: i can see it from where I'm sitting. Him: where? Me: in going to be Really mad if i actually have to cone get it fir you. Him: oh here it is
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Debbi Lynn 9 years ago
Male refrigerator blindness claims yet another victim.
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Eileen Sullivan 9 years ago
Been married 50 year next November...time doesn't change this. Oh, well.
Kathy Black 9 years ago
41 years for us in September. When he offers to "clean up after supper" it means I have to clean up after his clean up. He still gets the same sheepish grin. Oh well, if that's the worst thing that happens to me I'm blessed.
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Cat Shadley 9 years ago
Sometimes I just say i don't know where things are to see what happens. An experiment, if you will. Resolution? He usually finds the items hahahaaaa
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Natasha Protheroe 9 years ago
No way when my husband says this he is still wrong for not giving proper input
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Dakota Zayat 9 years ago
Wife:What do you want for dinner Husband:Uhh lasagna sounds good W:wrong, we're having burgers H:WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING ME THEN W:you woundnt understand its a girl thing
Kathy Black 9 years ago
I have to leave this line of thought, I'm laughing so loud I woke my husband twice.
Luca Avalle 9 years ago
It's like when they asked you to "suggest" stuff to add to the shopping list at the supermarket and you dare change 1 if the items they put in
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Alexandru Diaconescu 9 years ago
Just like I used to introduce my wife as "my favorite wife"... ;)
Bonni Poch 9 years ago
My husband has been introducing me as his first wife for the 18 years we've been married. There's no foreseeable end to this stale joke. SMH. (love him anyway)
Lou Varner 9 years ago
a friend of mine has been married several times she introduces her's as her current husband
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Kathy Black 9 years ago
Pay no attention to that towel so artfully arranged around the base of the chair, and Red is still your favorite color, right?
Dakota Zayat 9 years ago
there are two types of men in this world: those who watch golf, and those who watch football
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
They are the same when it comes to having to get shots. I have 2 brothers, and they always freaked out while my sister and I just got it over with, I've seen many guys since then freak about shots.
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Tracy Keough Spatz 9 years ago
I gave mine PM instead of regular Tylenol so I caould take a shower.
Kathy Black 9 years ago
As does our son, as does His son, and so on and so on to perpetuity.... sigh
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Sree Gunturi 9 years ago
too bad the husbands would nt do that .. cause they would need to visit the devil
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Vicki Ibarra 9 years ago
4 of them are directly related to loading a dishwasher.
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Crystal Rose 9 years ago
Or maybe it's because you can't find anything on your own even when it's under your nose! ;(
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Na-eema 9 years ago
Probably because you always asking her where they are, when they right in front of you.
Lazy Panda 9 years ago
Ya it's soooo hard to tell the difference between keys, llamas, and feta cheese
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
If you use the bathroom at your single guy friend's house, and there's a hand towel, DO NOT use it... best to let your hands air dry.
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Ana Laura Becker 9 years ago
I'm already doing a list to help the investigators in the future... Lol
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Casey Sheridan 9 years ago
Listen, if a man says he'll do something, then there's no need to constantly nag him about it every six months.
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Lauren Fowler 9 years ago
Like real tears right now!! This is totally me! Anytime he complains I remind him of childbirth and the 9 months before
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Reata Vandecoevering 9 years ago
It depends would he wait while you get snacks? If the answer is no, press play!
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Lauren Fowler 9 years ago
Omg so I'm not alone!! Anytime I go out of town without him he tells me he spends waaay to much time sitting at the edge of the bed wondering what the heck to do next!
Lauren Fowler 9 years ago
Omg so I'm not alone with this!! My husband said anytime I leave the state without him he notices that he just sits on the edge of the bed wondering what the hell to do. ????????????????????
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Alison Hulme- Weakley 9 years ago
???????????????????????????????????? so funny, but yes so true ????????????????????????????????
Alison Hulme- Weakley 9 years ago
Silly phone !! The ? Are supposed to be laughing faces with tears. :D
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Mary Groat-McIntosh 9 years ago
I do that and it doesn't phase him. Its no punishment for him lol
Nizha Ariotejo 9 years ago
graaaahhhh...this is so my husband, and i really hate when he did that...
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
This is a real thing, even in same sex relationships. Everyone has their comfort temp
Kalikima 9 years ago
I'm always hot, all the time, and I'm lucky cuz my hubbys always freezing cold. I convinced him that there was nothing beyond living in a jacuzzi to make him warm... But I'm always hot and that can be made better by keeping it cold year round, and since he'll be just as cold as if the window was shut...
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Justdoit 9 years ago
Yes! Because he drags them all over the house, the car, the garage or God knows where else!!
Kaitlyn Neal 9 years ago
Yes!! My ex would take mine to his work. I have one. He has 5. Mine doesn't overheat and make me think it will catch fire any minute.
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Tami Urban 9 years ago
My husband has a knack for calling me just as I get ready to swipe my card at check out!
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mrstregs 9 years ago
My favorite was when my husband blew up the microwave, and blamed the cat!!!!! thKR7DJ88J...6d4404.jpg 
Jeremy Allen 9 years ago
Good Thing he didn't blow up the cat and blame the microwave, That's when you got to worry
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DIDNT BLOW IT UP! IT WAS HIM! P2: that's a snail. P1: A SNAIL WITH A DEVIOUS GRIN
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Tânia López Granifo 9 years ago
"Are you using my shirts again?" "Why my shirts are your pijamas?" Same thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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