Marriage is all about compromise. That's the idea anyway. But compromise has many meanings. And sometimes it means doing what your wife tells you to do and accepting that she's right, regardless of how much evidence you have to the contrary.

Take a look at these hilarious tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list is sure to resonate with husbands and wives everywhere. Because while how to load a dishwasher correctly or how to put the milk back in the fridge properly are essential discussion points for any marriage, sometimes it helps to remember that a happy wife means a happy life. Sometimes.

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lol, brilliant!

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Jeremy Allen 2 years ago

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

LMAO! Priorities!

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Guffaw! This made my day!

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Bonni Poch 2 years ago

Amen, sistah!

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

my husband still talks about that one time he washed A DISH! (1992)

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Lorraine 2 years ago

So all husbands are just like this? I thought he might get smarter over time ... guess I just have to deal with it!

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Michelle quehl 2 years ago

Correct answer whatever you want

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Rism 2 years ago

Lol

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

LMAO!

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Vanessa 2 years ago

I don't understand, he should be proud :D

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

LMAO!

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Joanna Kan 2 years ago

Omg, they get a cold and they're such cry babies!

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Cathrine Simone 2 years ago

LOL

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Rism 2 years ago

DEATH GLARE :D :D :D

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

What has NEED got to do with anything!?

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Susie Kang 2 years ago

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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Robert Bailey 2 years ago

Is one of them about loading a dishwasher correctly?

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Na-eema 2 years ago

Probably because you always asking her where they are, when they right in front of you.

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

If you use the bathroom at your single guy friend's house, and there's a hand towel, DO NOT use it... best to let your hands air dry.

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Ana Laura Becker 2 years ago

I'm already doing a list to help the investigators in the future... Lol

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Mandy Hunt 2 years ago

Hahahah yes

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Jewel Cowart 2 years ago

Rofl

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Reata Vandecoevering 2 years ago

It depends would he wait while you get snacks? If the answer is no, press play!

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Angelfire Cantu 2 years ago

That is sooooooo my hubby!!!! Lol!!!

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

thats awesome!

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Melanie Corps-Dawson 2 years ago

And....now you do!!! Lmao

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Áine Caulfield 2 years ago

This! So so true

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Tatiana Dem 2 years ago

He might need a brain transplant first!

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

This is a real thing, even in same sex relationships. Everyone has their comfort temp

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Ana Laura Becker 2 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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.gas. 2 years ago

That's like the low fat, sugar-free cookies in our house. What's the point?!

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Stephanie Mowery 2 years ago

Exactly.

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Gabriel Denis 2 years ago

Obvi

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Kalikima 2 years ago

Don't worry, you're funnier...

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Wynk2u 2 years ago

Seriously! I seem to be the only one who lives here that always has to change the roll! Four ppl live here!!

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Jewel Cowart 2 years ago

Now that's funny

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Justdoit 2 years ago

Yes! Because he drags them all over the house, the car, the garage or God knows where else!!

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Julia Daly 2 years ago

Entirely relatable and I don't even know why I do it at this point

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Best one! ????????????????

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Tessa Plattner 2 years ago

Unless he says "you decide."

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My favorite was when my husband blew up the microwave, and blamed the cat!!!!! thKR7DJ88J...6d4404.jpg thKR7DJ88J-57698ae6d4404.jpg

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MummyDove 2 years ago

Even funnier to a Brit

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Shirley Elliott 2 years ago

Done that too! LOL

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Tânia López Granifo 2 years ago

"Are you using my shirts again?" "Why my shirts are your pijamas?" Same thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Joanna Hudson 2 years ago

:)