Marriage is all about compromise. That's the idea anyway. But compromise has many meanings. And sometimes it means doing what your wife tells you to do and accepting that she's right, regardless of how much evidence you have to the contrary.

Take a look at these hilarious tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list is sure to resonate with husbands and wives everywhere. Because while how to load a dishwasher correctly or how to put the milk back in the fridge properly are essential discussion points for any marriage, sometimes it helps to remember that a happy wife means a happy life. Sometimes.

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Melody Lanzatella
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my husband still talks about that one time he washed A DISH! (1992)

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Lorraine
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all husbands are just like this? I thought he might get smarter over time ... guess I just have to deal with it!

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Na-eema
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably because you always asking her where they are, when they right in front of you.

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you use the bathroom at your single guy friend's house, and there's a hand towel, DO NOT use it... best to let your hands air dry.

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Ana Laura Becker
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm already doing a list to help the investigators in the future... Lol

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Reata Vandecoevering
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends would he wait while you get snacks? If the answer is no, press play!

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Tatiana Dem
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He might need a brain transplant first!

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a real thing, even in same sex relationships. Everyone has their comfort temp

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.gas.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's like the low fat, sugar-free cookies in our house. What's the point?!

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Kalikima
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, you're funnier...

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Wynk2u
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously! I seem to be the only one who lives here that always has to change the roll! Four ppl live here!!

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Justdoit
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Because he drags them all over the house, the car, the garage or God knows where else!!

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Julia Daly
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Entirely relatable and I don't even know why I do it at this point

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mrstregs
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite was when my husband blew up the microwave, and blamed the cat!!!!! thKR7DJ88J...6d4404.jpg thKR7DJ88J-57698ae6d4404.jpg

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Tânia López Granifo
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Are you using my shirts again?" "Why my shirts are your pijamas?" Same thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯