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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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BusLady
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this many times growing up. It made me unpopular, but I stood up for my beliefs. The kids would stammer "Well, uh, my parents said so..."

Charmienne Lundgren
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got a chance to try this almost immediately after I read this life-hack. Worked like a charm! Other person became embarrassed and folded right away :)

Danny Boi
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's even better when you're the butt of the joke.

Heidi Matsumoto
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have tried it and OMG it was so difficult not to laugh at the person.

Debster
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was younger I would say with all seriousness... my dad is black. Mainly because my parents moved me from a town where most of my friends and my bffs were black to an all white town.

Debster
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now a-days I just say wow that sounds racist...who knew (you were)

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Mountain Hippie
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't wait until I get to use this!

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    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men are already angry. You think they voted for Trump because they thought he was smart? THey thought he had balls. jokes on them: big deficit and loss of basic benefits...as they twirl into layoffs and lower wages.

    ilyasster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol women voted trump more than Hillary.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a field where male and female were paid the same hourly wage, but men were far more likely to be promoted (thus, higher pay).

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This nonsense again? It's been empirically proven over and over and over that the whole 70 cents on the dollar thing is nonsense. The pay gap is so narrow that it's within the margin of error. How nobody takes the time to actually research the topic instead of parroting the stat is beyond me. Here's the kicker: if it was cheaper to hire females, WHY WOULD BUSINESSES HIRE MEN?!?!?!?!

    Stille20
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    7 years ago

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    It's not nonsense and empirically it has proven to be true over a lifetime. Women are penalized for having children. Also, they are discouraged from going into male dominated fields (which often pay more) by the behavior of those in the fields. One example: people tend to choose to mentor someone like them... so male dominated fields give men a leg up.

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    Lindsay Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pay gap is a myth. Women are paid less over the course of their careers due to several factors - leaving the workforce to bear children, being less aggressive, not asking for raises, not asking for a high enough initial salary during the interview process, not asking for promotions... If women were so cheap, workplaces would be full of women - it would be a good business practice to help the bottom line. Women are trained from a young age to be gentle, meek, and quiet and that's not how you get ahead on the career ladder. Ps - I work in a male dominated tech field and make a very competitive salary. I'm also gearing up for paid parental leave (because I wouldn't work at a company that didn't have it). I have gotten two promotions in 3 years, and 3 raises in addition to my yearly percentage raise. Standards, ladies. Get some. You're worth more thank you think, so ask for it. Ask for way more than you're worth and know they will negotiate downward from there.

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That male/female pay thing has been debunked for a long time. So tired of that old saw being thrown up by the uninformed

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of asking for disadvantage for men rather challenge the dark sides of capitalism. But wait, that requires stepping out of the comfort zone...

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no perfect system. There is always going to be social and economical differences among the population. Capitalism is the best so far. It is by no means perfect, but it's evil pales in comparison to the horrors of Socialism/Communism.

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    Juan Pérez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debunked so many times. I live in a country where by law jobs are given to women just for being women. Enterprises, agencies etc.. are forced to hire women just for being women.... gender over talent...super cool. So is the "gender gap", different choices are made, different carreers....you can not just put together the whole women earnings and the men ones and see the differences because we do not choose the same things,the same carreers, we don´t make the same decisions an do do not have the same preferences or concerns. It is just not fair to protest in modern countries for this when things are not like that. It has happened to me to have a female work partner who ears more than me for the same exact job..., oh my god justice justice! well, she earned more than me on her previous job so to change from one to another, the offer had to be better...negotiation, maybe more experience...due to CIRCUNSTANCES...plus women tend to prefer family over work.Stop comparing just on gender. Sick!

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great thing about being a public employee, all of our salaries are posted online as public information. I know everyone the same level as me gets paid the exact same amount as me.

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this whole thing is WAY blown out of proportion. By and large in the U.S., people are by by seniority and experience, not gender.

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    London River
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

    meAgan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just know right, can't even fit a piece of candy inside without it being crushed to smithereens

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    Robert Waters
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a guy and I wear boot cut jeans, which are IMPOSSIBLE to find in menswear these days, anywhere. Seeing as you've now appropriated guys' pants, is there any chance you ladies could all have a collective word with the ladies' jeans designers of the world and get deeper pockets on your boot-cut jeans? Particularly for... plus-sized people...?

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hips would never fit into man's jeans and I would have twice too much space at waist. Weird thing is I always manage to find woman't jeans with pockets.

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. They just don't fit right. And the same with t-shirts; sometimes the men's section have cooler shirts but the cut it all wrong.

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often opt for mens' jeans when I was younger but since I developed hips while getting older, they're no longer suitable. womens' jeans sucks.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fat and have lady curves. Not gonna work.

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have a small waist, and large hips and thighs, this just isn't possible.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that because the women jeans usually don't have my size. If the a*s and hips part matches, they are too short for me. And I'm only 178cm in height. Taller than average, yeah, but nothing so extreme.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically skateboarders in the late 90's wore tightish jeans (before stretchy jeans were available) and would buy women's jeans because they were wider at the hips which allowed for better movement.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible when you have no hips.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have large hips and buying men's jeans is the norm for me. They're just stretchy and adjustable. The only part that might present a problem is some jeans are designed to leave more space for the genitals. Those can be uncomfortable.

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    Anna Lourie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And far too many continue to hold those beliefs into adulthood without ever thinking for themselves about why they hold them.

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    Elizabeth Langley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women shave because razor companies said they needed to because those companies needed to sell more razors. A thought as well-- hair is a secondary sex characteristic, denoting puberty has passed and a woman is sexually maturing. When you insist on hairlessness, you're insisting on a prepubescent state. Think on that.

    Enomfon Asuquo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is forcing a woman to shave. I do it because I want to not because I feel pressurized by some ad on tv if you don't want to shave then don't period.

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    Sandy Gilliland
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not supposed to be there then why don't MEN shave their legs?!

    trix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, men usually don't shave their armpits, do they? If it's all about convenience, armpit bush would cause A LOT more scent than leg hair could ever do. When was the last time you've said "ugh I'm so sweaty, my legs stink!"? So, it's optional, not a hygiene issue. For men's eyes and delicate menhoods that can't handle seeing hair on a woman, except on her head. Grow up.

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little girl once said to me, "Girls can't ride motorcycles!" I couldn't believe it as I was sitting on my beautiful, beloved BMW at that very moment. I said, "Well, here I am anyway." She was so confused, poor thing.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh definite girly girl in the flesh... i want to ride a motorcycle.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it to a guy to compare body hair on a woman to a tumor.

    René Kok
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when do leg hairs kill you?

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you pick your nose? Why did God give me fingers that fit up my nostrils? Next question!!

    Yeetus Deletus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait who are you agreeing with?? i'm really stupid and i don't understand things well... please explain :(( lol

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    Lu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, just wow. That guy needs to go back to primary school.

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't even wear one but now I want one

    Talia Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bra manufacturer needs to read this and implement!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are you asking for it? I would be willing to pay extra for this bra

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah - the perfect bra would also be a reasonable price!

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    meAgan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS BRA IS VOICE CONTROLLED LIKE "BIT LOOSER PLEASE" AND IT RESPONDS CUZ IF YOU GOT TECH TO MAKE SPACE LAMBORGHINIS YOU CAN PUT SIRI INTO MY BRA. AND IT COMES PRE-EQUIPPED WITH SURVIVAL S**T LIKE SWISS ARMY KNIVES AND CHOCOLATE BARS CUZ DAMN A GIRL'S GOTTA LIVE. ALSO THERE'S LASER RAY GUNS IN THE NIPPLE PART, NO RADIATION, THAT S**T GIVES YOU CANCER, AND IF A GUY PISSES YOU OFF YOU POINT YOU TITS AT HIM AND GO BANG BANG MUTHAFOOKA HELL YEAH. ALSO JUST IN CASE YOU WANNA KNOW ALL OUR ELECTRICITY IS POWERED BY ECO FRIENDLY WIND TURBINES AND SOLAR PANELS. THIS THE BRA YOU GONNA WANT. GOING GOING GONEEE

    MsBungle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "bra will make you feel like Tom Hiddleston is personally holding your breasts 24/7" also available? I would buy it.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now be spending the rest of the day dreaming of Chris Evans personally holding my breasts 24/7. The people at work are so not going to understand this stupid grin on my face!

    Jill Stevenson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "asgardian bilgesnipe tail hair" bwahahahahhaha

    minerva15
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bra? What is this bra you speak of? Do you mean the uncomfortable breast binding device?

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing white pants is a little bit over optimistic watever the moment of the month. You're basically saying to the world: "I trust my cycle(or pad), I trust the rain not to show up, I trust that no kids will hug me, no pet will come around, no one had put his/her dirty shoes on the seat before I use it, I trust myself while I eat, I trust my coworker not to spill coffee..."

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    Red
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can run swim sleep everything but we will still be a******s and make the packaging really loud and hard to open

    FloC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, like the tampons where you have to twist the wraping to tear it instead of the good old little piece of plastic that was easy to pull.

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    Jacqueline Arana
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me when I was too small for periods I thought that pads were some kind of special device to make women flexible and I wanted one so I could do the splits like the women in the commercial.

    LunaFae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do all the girls look so happy on their period. I become a chocolate stealing goblin who hates people when I'm on mine.

    Cloudx_sweets
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. My dad legit fears me when I’m on mine. And I almost always hate people, unless they bribe me with food. If you bribe me with food, your my family now, and you can’t ever stop.

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    Kiki
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you worried about women hearing you open a pad? They know the routine and they aren't going to judge you for it.

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda like not wanting to fart in public. It's perfectly normal but you don't want people to know.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The closest I can relate as a man is trying to eat candy at the cinema when the scene is quiet. You feel like you're setting of an air raid siren.

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the blue liquid they also use in the ads... I think we can handle blood, period ads.

    Alison Meyer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate hate hate the commercial that says "60% of women are wearing the wrong size pad". Ok, FIRST of all, it's not like we have ever had a tremendous number of pad size options. SECOND of all, don't try to shame me for "wearing a pad wrong." Sorry, I picked regular when I should have picked long?

    Diana Ashby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A noisy wrapper isn't always a terrible thing. If you're in a stall and find out that the Lovely Lady Time is giving you a surprise visit, you've got no pad but then hear the wrapper, you know who to ask for one :)

    Amy Loskota
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the thinner the pad is even with "space age absorbent materials" - the less it actually works and does its job. Pad makers are possibly dudes, because they've never had a real period. Periods aren't a thin blue liquid and women actually move around while we are on them, PLUS despite porn, ladybits aren't shaped like smooth peaches. :[

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    Elizabeth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

    Trisha Haskett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STANDING IN MY CHAIR CLAPPING MY HANDS CRAZY AF!

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a little bit more relevant?!

    CCL_2018
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    7 years ago

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    I mean given the right hormones, men can technically produce milk.

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little bit off topic, but still related. As a woman, I do agree that the final decision should be ours, but I completely disagree to discard or ban men from participating in the debate for the "women's problems" reasons. Saying that the questions about abortion are an exclusively female topic means we didn't move much further from the mentality of child care and parental responsibility being a "women's only job". It's our bodies, so ours should be the last and definitive word. But usually it takes two to start a pregnancy, and a male can feel the weight of the decision of whether to become a father too. Sure, it's not his body, so his situation will be different, but still they need to be included.

    Hilliary Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But with current state of society, men hijack all the airtime. So I say, it's women who get to discuss and make decisions until the men learn not to be a******s in the discussions.

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    Maggie Collins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If birth control worked on men it would be law that they receive BC in the mail each month for free. And they would take it each day with a smile on their face.

    Debbie Andersson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me, TMI for some maybe, ya be warned. I went to a sexshop online and looked for some good stuff, and the mens d***s were shamelessly out, but they censured the women, at a sexshop, they censured....The women????? But mens d***s was everywhere???? at an online sexshop????

    KAIDENCE BODOH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly the thing is some dude leave there children saying i don't want them then why did u have sex with the mother of the child or u could had used f*****g protectin my god and two if u wanna have kid then leav them when there born its like wtf u wanted the kids now your leaveing them cause now u dont f*****g need them wow f*****g bullshit

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't like abortion? Don't have one. Pretty simple.

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    rhyan lumilay
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be weird or offensive but watching commercials almost all of them demonstrates how they work or used but I noticed that pads and feminine wash they just use happy girls, blue liquid, sudden gust of wind, fake wind with scent.

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    KT Trondsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget someone laying in the fetal position under a toilet

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the crying and the chocolate... Going for MY real...

    Mia B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want there to be a commercial where the main actress is like a viking or samurai warrior and she has like an epic battle sequence and at the end, she's got her foot on a pile of dead bodies dripping blood, then she looks at the camera and says "I might step in blood while vanquishing my enemies. But I never leak it during my time of the month" or something

    Id row
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to sell me a pad, show cleaners using it to clean a crime scene, because that's what it's like for us every month.

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mucus mixed with blood. If the pad can absorb that,I am buying. I do not know whether they test it for mucus

    DearOptimists
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Danish pad brand Libresse did this last year. You'd see blood running down a woman's thigh while showering.

    Deborah Brett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the was this one add where a woman was covering up a murder, and used the pad to mop up the blood. Police burst in with search warrent, everything looks normal, no evidence of foul play.

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    Random Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this.

    Cactus McCoy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than a never ending stream blood appearing ot of nothing and moving toward me.

    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your blood is not visible. Otherwise, you'd see all the contents of the whole vessel system.

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    Valerie Lessard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well technically everything inside the body would be invisible too

    Jolee Hang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it doesn't belong in your body. And it's not natural. And it's not sealed in your body, there's an opening (hopefully. If not, something's wrong.)

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    Alex Ageroni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- Idk about the rest of yall but Toru Hagakure. From My Hero Academia? HOW WAS THIS NOT THOUGHT OF OM-

    Pollen the Pink Ninja
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a random trail of blood falling from no where for pad users

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    laughing hurts rn because my stomach is sore but i laughed until i just couldn't stand the pain anymore

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omfg, the visual I just got from that! lmao!

    Jeannie Carle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFLMSO!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Glaciersong
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you wouldn't have to wear a tampon because people wouldn't be able to see the blood...? Wait, wha...

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    #10

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    ellenhas-a-blog Report

    Tarmin Slingerfinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

    th3wa5p
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the worst feeling!!!!! that and when you get one that you go for the first loop and it breaks ugh

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I hate it when that happens.Then I have to switch the hair ties. Good thing I have about thousand of them all over the place and they're also good as cat toys. Does anyone else have their favorite one or two hair ties that they wear almost every time until they have to switch despite having a ton of other hair ties lying around or put away?

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Hate it when they break! Also have to be careful my pup doesn't get hold of them as she destruction tests everything!!

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    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popped one yesterday morning trying for that third loop! Stung the s**t out of my hand too.

    AliFab
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is when I just freaking go for that third time, and then it snaps and flies across the room.

    Mr. Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then... YOU BREAK IT!!!

    Karisma Lewis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometime I have to were 3 hair ties for it to be tight enough for my thick as* hair

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ponytail holder? I call mine a hairband.

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    buginateacup Report

    Person2638
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got to hit it at the right moment ..like when the PMS is kicking in. Then it makes it easier to do the crazy eyed look as your saying it. It really sells the idea.

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    Laura Murzynski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm done with periods but into menopause. WAY. MORE. SCARY. "I started my evening by breaking out into a total body sweat. Would you like to see your own intestines before I take your heart out with a spatula?" -- typical conversation at dinnertime in the post-50 household. Be afraid. And find a good hiding spot. ;)

    egracec
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome threat, but this wouldn't work for me. I'm fine after I start, but the week before...tread lightly unless you want to find out what kind of temper I have.

    Mar1a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg yeas. I shall use this forever.

    Nora AlMeida
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad that there are decent, actual men in this world who don’t make that sort of derogatory comment. But for the girls who deal with the immature, weak males who do spout such a comment, you can tell those males the following: ‘ if you notice, you’d realize most of all murders in this world are caused by males; pretty much all dictators are male; who start wars are males; those who get in gangs are mostly males, too; road rage is something that a lot of males have on an almost daily basis, too, to the point of some males starting actual fights; and even when they’re not on the road, some males start fights at clubs, bars, football games, etc— so, it seems that many males are on a DAILY period of some sort (not just a monthly period like girls deal with), for all the negative and violent emotion that many males exhibit (and this proves that many males are very emotional, in the worst sense possible, since they’re emotional in a way that’s really potentially violent).

    Tammy Ralph
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chi-wei shen how many people on BP are delusional enough to think it's okay to ask a woman are you on your period? and those that do deserve to be killed, brutally I might add.

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    chriservans Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget: "How to make your man love you." Either he does or he doesn't. Amiright, ladies?

    Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    page 17 You're beautiful the way you are page 18--289 Let's look at all these models and talk about how they're perfect and we should all look like them

    Somebody that is bored
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want u to lose weight so u will have room for the cake :)

    Pol Macqueron
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an issue with the notion of gender magazine. So women are not allowed to love cars and movies and men are supposes to hate cooking and people news. That's just stupid. Bring the whole garbage together and offer ungendered magazines on the different subjects.

    JessG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course there are "gender normative" magazines, because we ARE different sexes. However there are many mags that don't target either sex and cater to a specific interest i.e. car magazines, cooking, movies, sewing....you can buy any magazine you want if you like what the cover says. Women's and Men's mags cater to a specific interest of the buyer, nothing wrong with it.

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    Dog Lover
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Society: Be yourself Also Society: No, not like that.

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marketing and manipulations ;)

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    #13

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    sylniabab Report

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

    Id row
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18 years? You're stuck with that malware for life.

    Mandy Young
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will also have to continuously add money to the pregnancy app installation.

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can use continuous birth control!

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rather a pop out... although... not really

    Laura Murzynski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, after you've incorporated the program into your daily life, they do a random upgrade where you overheat. become unstable, and potentially explode with the force of ten thousand suns. Warranty does not cover acts of God, or acts of Hormones. Take cover. May God be with you.

    Hollie Newton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just install the birth control anti virus software as long as you update it every 3 months your good to go (only works for periods)

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    were-all-queer-here Report

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spackle is one of the worlds greatest inventions! Without spackle and duct tape we'd still be living in caves.

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but is it called something manly like rust or rock or grr?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then what are you supposed to use on your right elbow?

    ness
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another moisturizer that costs about $500 and your first born

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    Donna Baker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a product to fills holes in a wall .

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we're going to charge you double because it's for women.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And this anti wrinkle cream is specifically for your right dimple area”

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be said though, men are starting to get more 'product' aimed at them. I laugh at the one with Gerard Butler saying 'you don't want to look tired' instead of, use moisturer

    speedygonzales
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends entirely on how much you need to be modified

    Kevin Camp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know why it is that way? Because women will buy it that way. Men generally will not.

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    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then everyone would buy tampons FOR the prize

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    Joi Behrend
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a salty craver, so I'd prefer a coupon for chips, Doritos, whatever. Maybe women could trade them, so if I got one for chocolate and you got one for chips, we'd trade and everyone would be happy. This so needs to happen!

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing less than 50%, no black out dates or flavors, good at EVERY store

    Brandi Gates
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be MUCH HIGHER. That's genius actually....Nutella and red wine with every box of tampons. Yes Please.

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those individually wrapped squares of chocolate. Make a deal with Ghirardelli, already!

    Bumble
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change that to red wine and I am in!

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    standingcowrrdly Report

    Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the brother already lol

    Brandi Gates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was honking at your brother in the first place.....you never know.

    Danny Boi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure...but I think I did this once. If I haven't, I am definitely going to do it.

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're brother is a true sweetheart!

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    #17

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    pocketcucco Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse is the comment; 'I can see your bra strap'. Uh... yeah? And this is an issue why? Kind of a fact of life.

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    Oli Wolfe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet guys can walk around with their pants hanging around their thighs and it's ok!!!

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god don't get me started on that one.....also what in the actual fluff is my bra strap gonna do to someone???? Yes it's a bit tacky but I have literally seen guys wander around holding their pants cuz they are so far down their a*s!!!!

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    AliFab
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop the presses! Front page news! Woman wears bra!

    Heidi Matsumoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 8 years old, there were a lot of naughty boys messing with our skirts (school uniform) and deliberately show our underwear under the skirt. The boys would laugh a lot and some girls would cry. I also became one of their "victims" and shouted "at least I am wearing underwear while you boys don't wear any"... It was a lie but I made all the girls laugh and shamed the boys... It was bad but it was satisfying. LOL

    Ann Rii
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you had to go through that at such a young age :/

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    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will use this space to complain about how thin the fabric is on most of the shirts in the teen girls' clothing section. Who wants a shirt that looks like it is made of tissue paper?

    Pollen the Pink Ninja
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. Last year I had to do a performance for a class assessment and we had to do it for the public. I left my shirt at home so I called my mum to get it. She brought it in and all was fine until everyone was pointing out my bra. I had to wear a light pink shirt and with the stage lights, you could see my dark blue bra crystal clear and I forgot to ask my mum to pick up my yellow one (I only had a yellow, dark blue and black bra). I was 14! I'm pretty sure it was better than going without and people being able to see my nipples!

    Frankenfrog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear a bra and people go crazy if it's visible. Don't wear a bra and people go crazy and can't believe what they're seeing

    Nami Tantrum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone call victoria, here secrets out :o

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens with me all the time. Ppl act like im topless

    Hanna-Kaisa Niid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time someone says that, just take the bra off

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    threefeline Report

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never refer to them as anything else ever again - 'organic milk bags' and 'lucifer's waterfall' it os

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go back in time and slap the first training bra out of younger you's hand and tell her that if she wants to be comfortable in the future to never wear a bra because according to science if you don't wear bras your boobs will be perfectly fine on their own and you'll still look good

    Heidi Matsumoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lucifer's waterfall.. HAHAHHHAHAHAAAHHA

    KAIDENCE BODOH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg im dieing from the part '' organce milk bags >b<

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    Nina S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clearly, at one point, had the Cinnabon. What happened to the Cinnabon!

    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would break out crying "YOU LIED TO ME WE'RE BREAKING UP!!"

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because he knows you well enough to know he wants to spend his life with you....cinnabon is in another bag. right!?!?!

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yes! Now, about that Cinnabon...”

    Jason Apolinario
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the ring on top of the Cinnabon might be better.

    Amanda Hollingsworth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ill say yes...if he still has that cinnabon

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good thing that you didn't just wait for the repairman to come and said "sorry, it's fixed", cause some people do that

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out his bag for: 1-A bottle of Champagne 2- A hand saw 3- Just regular TV repair tools

    Kiss Army
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    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I didn't predict that!!

    S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fourth outcome, dramatic: All of these happening in that exact order.

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago

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    Or three, he has to take it with him to try to fix it. Possible outcomes: he fixed it, he couldn't fix it, he tells you the price and what needs to be done and you both conclude it's not worth fixing....Another possibility, he's not a professional and he or/and the firma he works for is trying to scam you.

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    #21

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    loveandhappyfeminists Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not all men.... Wait, now I get it

    Hannah Hensley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehe i want in that is the evil plan of the year

    Alex
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like when the Crete said that all Cretes are liars..

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, generalization will not help. I would say you have found the one thing all men say, congrats.

    Karynne Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so happy to have read this. my day has been made.

    Pollen the Pink Ninja
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    David Franks
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard many men say that, and there are many more men whom I have heard speak, but who have not said that in my presence, though they might well have said that to others. And there are, of course, orders of magnitude more men whom I have never heard speak at all, so I cannot properly address the validity of your thesis in those cases. Have you heard all men say that, or are you making an assertion that you cannot support with evidence?

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've been recording it all - everything!! Bwahahahahhahah!!!

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    madlori Report

    Ozacoter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. people find it cute when a thin woman eat a lot but when the girl is chubby they find it disgusting. but to be fair it's the same thing for guys.

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    athornedrose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that condition is so accurate. the larger you are, the harder it is to navigate food without judgement. if you don't eat, people say you just binge later. if you eat healthy, people ask who are you kidding. if you eat unhealthy, people say that's how you got to be like this. there is no winning.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when is eating not normal and natural?

    Jolee Hang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have it stuck in their heads that if they eat in front of other people, they look fat

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i licked snack powder off my table and since we have a great dane i got dog hair in my mouth (her hair is EVERYWHERE) but it was worth it for tasty snack powder

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has absolutely nothing to do with anything but why not share

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    Rowan Jeffus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second, I thought the girl was calling the dude photosynthesis.

    Pandana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby, you best be okay with my body. I wear a size f*****g 18, am 157 pounds, 5'6, take it or leave it, I aint changing.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to cook (because I love to eat) and my favorite saying is, "Never trust a skinny chef".

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL i am a bit chubby and i love cooking and baking. my family is dairy and gluten free but i have made so many tasty dairy free gluten free treats since last november when we went gluten free and i've been off dairy since first grade

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    Karisma Lewis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only thin people can eat a lot, if your a little bigger its disgusting.

    Valerie Lessard
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    7 years ago

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    funny, but annoyed because they said "hetero trope".

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    Erin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I hate the word "ladylike." Ladylike is whatever the f**k I want it to be.

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    Felicia Dale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad once told me I didn't have an appropriate (singing) voice for a girl. I just looked at him and said, "I'm female and this is my voice. It can't not be appropriate."

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. That is a weird thing to say!

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    Eva Mason
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my grade four teachers gave me detention for not ‘sitting like a young lady’ aka crossing my legs.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat has no shame of themself :-)

    Time Itself
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my ma all the F****N time

    Cat on a bike
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain'ta lady if you're not a lord, so...

    Red
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL THE DAMN TIME OMFG

    Ry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But im not a lady, dad. I'm a trans dude but you don't know yet.

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    Hollie Newton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think guys would understand and not judge us for comfortable sitting positions given they have a d**k between their legs but nope clearly they still feel entitled to pass judgement

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    Rose the Cook
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about chicken breast, rack of lamb, rump roast.... and because of the emojies, should we forget about peaches and eggplant?

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    Red Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gah!!! And the saying "boys will be boys"!!! I hate it It excuses stupid wrong behavior from boys, yet when a girl does something wrong, she's evil or a s**t or b***h

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys WON'T be boys. Boys will be held accountable for their actions like the rest of us!

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    Matt Richardson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time that I have ever been attracted to a table is when there is a buffet on it.

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    women are so irrational they start wars and conflicts over some land and....oops no that's men.

    Pandana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost downvoted that till i saw the rest lol

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    Sarah Ann Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All men need to do is be breathing, barely, to "get ideas"

    Connie Bonneville
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explains my confusion with why tablecloths are a THING... Boner killer. Makes sense to me.

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    Erin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

    Aldhissla VargTimmen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    casually say that you appear to be sterile and watch them shrink from shame

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love children - I just can't finish a whole one.

    Miriam Vr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few weeks ago a taxi driver kept telling me how much he would have loved to have been born a woman and be able to feel a baby grow inside him. He just couldn't understand how I, a woman, was truly horrified at the prospect of having an alien displacing my organs, stealing my nutrients and then ripping me apart. Not all women want to have kids! He kept trying to convince me all the way, longest trip ever...

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him how he feels about the next 25 years after that marvelous feeling end.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ask me, I think there are plenty of parents who never should have had children. Sad, but true.

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I don't want children. Get over it. I don't find them funny or cute - yet I don't mind that you do so why mind that I don't want them?

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you'll change your mind in your thirties" - I hear that all the time. Hate it so much. I made my decision. Leave me alone.

    FloC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard that as well... I'm now 45, I don't have children and still very happy that way.

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    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh there is no balance!! Husband and I were married for years and years before having kids. We swore them off and got harassed on the regular on it. Then we somehow changed our priorities/minds and decided to have kids. We had a boy then a girl. I would like to have a third now and I get either "oh but you already have one of each!" or "Two is enough don't be so selfish!". People just love to judge no matter what the situation in my experiences. Some more than others. people suck

    Daniëlle Raats
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the look they give you, like your a monster or something. Not everybody likes to be a mother! Some woman want a carreer, travel the world or what ever. Besides the world is already over populated, who is the monster now...

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got told I was being selfish... Um, how? You are having children because YOU wanted them and not for some national good.

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    Anastasia B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had several people tell me that I should have kids, even though I don't want to currently, because I will definitely want children at some point in the future and it will be late. Like what should I do with them if the time pass and I still don't want children? Return them? What's wrong with people. If I say I don't want to have children it's for a reason, I have thought about it, it's my business after all not everyone else's

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing about turning 45... people finally shut the f up and realize I was serious when I said no kids from the time I was old enough to know what kids were. And a big F you to every male doctor who refused to sterilize me from the day I turned 21. Nope, I did NOT change my mind, thanks for nothing.

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    Janine B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

    IAmClearlyAverage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God yeah, out of all the girls I know, I -the only guy- am probably the most likely to faint at the sight of blood

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading in a novel set in the medieval Europe. The characters were talking about wars, and a woman said something like: "men go to war to see the blood. Us women, we see our own at every change of the moon." (not trying to prove a point here, just a random thought. The title of the book was Q, written by a group of authors going by different names. This Q was published under Luther Blissett)

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a female colleague, so scared of blood.. she fainted by sight of it.. We found her often (monthly) passed out in the toilets.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, she should have asked a friend to go with her, to look after her.

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    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like in "Game of Thrones", when Jon Snow tried to explain fainting to Ygritte, that girls do it at the sight of blood. She's like, "Girls see more blood than boys ever do."

    thepotatogirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the extended version of this post where they get into werewolves and cult sacrifices

    Viola Voila
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big guys are the ones who pass out at the sight of blood.

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If blood is from random person it won't bother me a bit but if blood is from close family member (Mom, Dad, Sister, Wife, Son) I get week in knees instantly and have fainted as well couple of times. Pretty strange.

    Hollie Newton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me PMS blood is different because like the colour and consistency are different to that of actual blood which makes it more manageable. Actual blood however is shocking fire engine red and watery as c**p 🤢 no thank you

    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scared of blood and have periods.. Life isn't easy

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    NoYFB
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I thought I was alone with this.

    Elena Adams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed out loud in the office

    Angelynn Pierce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thought process is such a HABIT after so many years, I still have it with myself ALL THE TIME...and I had a hysterectomy LAST YEAR! At least my options are down to 2...

    Sonia Górnicz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol the struggle is real! #girlproblems

    abbysiena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OH MY GOD THE WHITE STUFF!" Have you ever had that weird white stuff in your crotch even when you're not "active", as I put it!

    Loredana Kardia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In between periods, during the ovulation i get a lot of extra secretions. I can feel it coming out the same way period does and i freak out every time because i know i am not expecting it and especially if i am somewhere in public i just try to squeeze it and keep it inside until i can go to a bathroom and check out what it is.

    Isabella Gilbert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you Loredana, I WISH I KNEW HOW TO STOP IT

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    a-night-in-wonderland Report

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women? Any animal lover!

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This article is about the funny things women have said, it’s not specifically on what women relate to.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dog are people magnet

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a french bulldog puppy that lived next door to where I worked. (his name was Max). I swear, Max had more groupies than beiber... all of said groupies trying to get his owner's number. Irony- his people were gay.

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    Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I'd just ask before 'bring the dog, would you'

    Johnny
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good screening test for first dates "Hey, do you mind if I bring my dog along on the hike?" If the answer was "no", then I knew it wouldn't work out. The keeper was "Yes please! Tell me what kind of treats he likes so I can pack some. I know this great dog-friendly lunch place we can go after the hike."

    Emlyn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, I was interested in the dog, not you. No offense

    Brandi Gates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pup would have been the deal breaker. No pup..No Date.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was debunked.

    David H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly true. They were invented to be a better sanitary napkin for women (unlike the poor absorption cloth re-washable ones that were used until that period). The company was in bankruptcy because no one wanted to buy these products, and the advertising cost to educate consumers on them was out of their budget. B/c it was during WW1 at this point the company decided to sell them to the various allied militaries as a type of bandage because they were so effective at absorbing blood. It was used by field medics, not hospital nurses, as a way to seal wounds. That saved the company financially and gave them to capital to educate consumers about their benefits of tampons for women. And in 1919 it became a bit success in the womens products market. So what is written here is wrong, but not too far off. It was always intended for women during their periods, but it was used by medics for wounds in the field, and then after the war was sold again for their original intended purpose.

    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the words 'feminine hygiene' are between tildes, like the writer isn't comfortable saying it.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! We're clearly supposed to whisper it.

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    Kelly Murray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During active shooter training, we were taught to use tampons or pads (if we had them on hand) to help stop blood from a bullet wound. If there's nothing else to use, seems like a legit practice.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned, they were invented by a female swimmer who rolled up a pad. That led to the product name "o.b." which is short for "ohne Binde" (German for "without Pad")

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The nurses started using them." And the guys wondered what kept happening to all the bullet plugs.

    Sarah Jaeger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the Ancient Egyptians had their own version made with wool

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about this, but I've known many nurses and medics that have used them for severe nose bleeds.

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    babyanimalgifs Report

    Person2638
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: green eyes, grey hair, cute nose, four paws, Russian Blue kitty

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black hair, sable hair, pink nose and a wee bandit mask: Ferrets for the win.

    Fiendhunter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me: black eyes, very light brown hair, 4 paws, much wow, Shiba Inu

    Emma Langowski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: messy hair, brown eyes, wet nose, four paws, scottish terrier

    S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: ANY animal, as long as they’re okay with staying with me.

    A_fangirling_Demigod_witch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean the first two are cute in guys but better in dogs🥺

    Ashe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more of a cat person, but yesh!

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    the-glitter-clit Report

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

    Heidi Matsumoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they made another sign for women, it'd be: "WOMEN MAYBE FOUND IN THIS AREA. Run for your lives.

    Werepanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glitter clit though! Would be a nice name for a music band)

    Darleen Shizuyo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the respect given a spitting cobra! 🐍

    Aeryn Atkins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an awesome post 👏👏👏

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men I feel like a ....rattlesnake ......

    KAIDENCE BODOH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg boy need to understand personal space my god

    Scott White
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, and warning signs should be mandatory for all woman as they are more dangerous and unpredictable than snakes.

    Full Name
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    7 years ago (edited)

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    Well you ARE sneaky and unpredictable and prone to lashing out and making noise so fair enough.

    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, wtf? If you came here to hate, you came to the wrong place.

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Rubs eyes* *Remembers I'm wearing contact lenses* *Screams in pain from the dislodging*

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Rubs eyes* *Remembers I'm still wearing my glasses* Lol

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    Magdalina777
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and this is one of the many reasons I don't do makeup much

    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason I, as a woman, never wear makeup. That, and I'm too lazy. And broke.

    Emma Jolivet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *rubs hand on scalp* *hair gel* *screech*

    Brianna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This plus wearing contacts. THE BURNING PAIN!

    Suparna Gibbs
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t wear make up EVER because of this exact reason (speaking in a whisper)

    Happiness is Hippo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wear eye makeup ever because this happens within the first ten minutes.

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    Bumble
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My advice: rip off the heel if possible and use it as a weapon while running awkwardly

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I see you know my little brother.

    Em Wal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My soon to be 18 yr old little brother bought more pairs of shoes this summer than I have bought all year.

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    CCL_2018
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 17 year old male cousin owns more shoes than I do. All of them were expensive and most of them just sit on the shelf he built for them

    Jordy Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true, I know kids that buy 5 f*****g pairs of shoes $120+ and up and then whine that they got no money

    Hannah Hensley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is the f*****g same with middle shcool

    Laura Mencini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. or the 50 pairs of Jordans he has arranged by year in a walk in closet that he wears once and never wears again.

    Gwen Pollock
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try not to buy a lot of shoes. I just like to look at them on line and fantasize about owning them!

    Zerish Kamal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well tbh i am super into shoes but exactly tho like guys are too its fine

    Bunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have like... 4-5 pairs of shoes and boots. 1 pair of sandals for summer. 1 pair of all-occasion shoes. 1 pair of boots with a thick heel. 1 pair of winter boots. And 1 pair of rain boots that don't get much use. I might like a pair or two of cooler looking boots, but that's about it.

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    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

    Gigi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same trust me. But I work out 5-6 days a week. I have now been unable to work out for three weeks because of excruciating foot pain. Caused by worn out shoes. Very good quality shoes no less. But over a year old. Oops.

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    Neurotic_Octopus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only wear wirefree, so I go for when the clasps start to fall off, lol

    Candice Ravel
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    7 years ago

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    Count your lucky stars - if I didn't have wore bras, I'd just flip the girls over each shoulder and save myself from the tit shanking.

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    Laura Enez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear front loaders. They uplift & support.

    Alex Bailey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get underwired bras. It doesn't support the bit that actually needs supporting - the bit that actually sticks out. How does having it run along your ribs do anything? Now if it ran along the cup, away from your body and upwards to the nip then I can see that might do it.

    JessG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women with larger breast find the underwire gives more support. Not to mention it reduces the feeling of under-boob sweat. I hate a bra with no wire, feels like I'm flopping around, or might come out of it.....

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    Taryn Wallace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole comment section has made me so happy that I'm not the only one who wears their bra till it literally falls off

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you have already fixed said titty shanker so many times there is literally nothing left to see together to keep the wire in

    Darleen Shizuyo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time I start wearing underwire is when they can get me better reception than my current antenna.

    Pookie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man that made me lol way too hard... so relate! 😂😂😂

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    marzipanandminutiae Report

    Person2638
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

    Debbie Andersson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah that explains a lot, I must be the second generation of women, created in 91, thats why theres still some technical problems with me, they hadn't yet mastered how to make a woman function.

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    Canned Pam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Lawrence of Arabia. Three hours and forty eight minutes of all men. Not a single woman has a speaking part and you barely even see a woman until about the 3:42 mark.

    Connie Bonneville
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to everything staring Tom Cruise. And they just killed M... Thanks for proving my point.

    snoozy womble
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being born in 1984 I remember this so vividly. As soon as the clock chimed midnight to dawn in 1st of January 1990. I ceased to be a mere entity and my mother suddenly appeared in full form. It was very surprising to my Father who had never seen women before.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did men get here then? Hatched from eggs?

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it was way back when God created MAN. He took one look and thought, "I can do better" and He created WOMAN.

    Hollie Newton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 95 but who birthed me if not a woman

    Samyan Elrod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watch felix the cat. 1920s cartoon - funny asf but no women.

    Darryl Kerrigan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could remake 12 Angry Men. 12 Angry Jurors.

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    nanashi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

    Oscar Goytia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they don't have mothers..... every disney movie would have ended in the first 15 minutes... XD

    Debbie Andersson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much all disney princesses are under 20...But I will still imagine them as older, I mean, Belle being a minor with a Beast around? No thanks, Jasmine being 15 and Jafar clearly being an older man all into her? makes me wanna vomit.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never watch Little Mermaid. My mom ruined it for me: "OMG! They're called feet! Can't she remember anything... (grumble grumble)... Street! STREET!!! Jesus, this girls is an idiot!"

    SandaPanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a girl but not yet a woman

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha not a child anymore, palease you're a child until 30!!

    ALEXIS CISNEROS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was six when this first happened lol, i already knew the age you were seen as an adult back then via my ma

    KAIDENCE BODOH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but wait she got married at sixteen that makes no sence i don't think she is actually sixteen i think she like twenty cause in the secound movie she all like ooo im 18 now i have a baby named melody omg im so cool TWT

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm 13 and I do this I fricken hate the little mermaid

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

    Elena Adams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was walking down the street the other day a bus full of teenagers started catcalling and yelling at me for not turning around

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They learn it early. Hopefully, they unlearn it soon.

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    incoherent screaming
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im pretty sure one of my classmates has done this at some point (13yo thing)

    Alia G.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha that's an even better response

    Emlyn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you didn't say mom, especially with all the "I f--ked your mom" jokes going around

    danielw
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is going to be more effective than having a brother that shouts 'thank you' back at them. I mean... really. I approve.

    Jolee Hang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say that to every straight guy that catcalls you. Watch his face when he (thinks he) realizes he just catcalled a guy

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you get your hair wet

    JP
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know who cleans all the spillage up???

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    Scuffy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the water slides down your wrists and your long sleeves get wet even though you rolled them up

    Komal Aprajita Pandey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and sometimes the soapy water makes its way into your nostrils and you cough and sneeze like crazy

    The Girl on Fire
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in your eyes, and you can't see, and your face still isn't clean.

    Helen R
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on top of that your face is not clean with just a splash of water..

    Rosie Hamilton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's meant as the rinsing stage of whatever product is being sold.

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    Id row
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the water rolls down your forearms, dripping on the floor and getting your sleeves wet.

    Jen Krupp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive always hated that. thought i was maybe doing it wrong cuz they all do it in the ads.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if it's cold cream or Noxema. That stuff don't come off without scrubbing with a washcloth!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.

    Neurotic_Octopus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My skin cooperates with that, but my HAIR on the other hand...

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without women, you wouldn't be born.

    Crystal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only need one man to populate the world if we ever decide to clean the slate lol

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    Shika Louis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God created men first and women second - only because he realized that you gotta have a prototype BEFORE you start the real thing.

    Sussanne Davis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights".. love that!!! absolutely!

    Summer Salvemini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that women gave men the right to begin ya know...living.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science has found a way where we can use two women or that of bone marrow to make babies. Men are now officially useless to procreate.

    Yukobuz
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    7 years ago

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    Except during the women's rights movement, more women fought AGAINST the right to vote than for it, and more men fought for it than women

    Carrie de Luka
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a think about the dynamics of the time period.

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    Miriam Vr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I name my periods, this month it's Barses

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel now that I've wasted 20 good menstruating years of my life by not employing gang warfare role play while showering, or naming my monthly flow.

    snoozy womble
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just think about Carrie and imagine I have telekinesis

    McKinley Winkler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this sorta, then break down crying (partly because of the acting, mostly because I think im going mental)

    Space Nurd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Do you know how alarming it is to get your period for the first time? Pulling down your pants and finding your underwear DRENCHED IN BLOOD.

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could use a tampon because, sorry, but it's cleaner than letting it flow.

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bit silly, you need to clean the area, letting all the old blood flow out. you can always clean your shower afterward right.?

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    rhyan lumilay
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    7 years ago

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    do girls do that? then slowly sits down and cry like they were in a movie while blood flows to the drain

    Sonia Górnicz
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    7 years ago

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    hahaha omg i only do that to think all my blood with flow with the water and i won't be on my period anymore haha , i can't believe i just confessed that

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    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

    meowgie catster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually stood up then fell on my face because my legs were asleep XD

    StarKitten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *does the hunger games salute at a bunch of dead people*

    Callie Ge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my day, Aspirin , paracetamol wasn’t even available,(& is useless anyway) did you know that juniper berries are a natural pain reliever so, Gin, Gin is made from Juniper berries & Tequila Slammer chasers, basically, booze, get wasted for 3 days, alcohol is a good anesthetiser. Recommended for the gut wrenching crippling pain of Endometriosis.

    Id row
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, willow bark is an ancient and effect way of getting pain relief. It's been around for thousands of years.

    Lisa-Marie Dhondt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first women to get this must have been scared though...

    JessG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why they stayed out of society during their menses, and often locked away in their rooms, lol

    Judith Reinke
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    7 years ago

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    Back then, women were pregnant to avoid the cramps. Overpopulation is there fault.

    Pandana
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, back then woman were used for that. They didnt get a choice. It is the mens fault.

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    r3dd3v1lL
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    7 years ago

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    They were literally metal if their husbands made them wear chastity belts while away hunting/ at war.

    Alex Bailey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women used to deliberately get fat and when men went to war they'd lose the weight and have the thing fall off.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they get ya with the small print

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wonder where the nine months thing came from? Full human gestation is approximately forty weeks, which adds up to ten months.

    Celental Midnight
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or get a certain form of birth control. For example Mirena IUD (Lasts 10, 5, or 3 years.) Or the Depovera Shot, lasts 3 months.

    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody reads the terms and conditions.

    Jenna Boatright
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    56? I started with hot flashes and night sweats when I was 40. This s**t better not last 16 more years.

    Lenka Smetanová
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well. you can get fat, aor be anorectic... the menstrual cycle would stop

    chi-wei shen
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    7 years ago

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    A fifty to sixty year subscription? It's actually a bit shorter than that. It starts around age 11 or 12 and usually ends around age 45 to 55, so on average it might be a forty year subscription.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Troll dude, all your nay-saying is getting really boring.

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    Beth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Tyler!!! <3 <3

    Lynn Noyes
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    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shaycarl, if you're the one lusting then you're the problem. Why don't you try to control your own thought/behavior instead of trying to control hers?

    Oral Craven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the guy who cheated on his wife with a camgirl

    Audrey Martens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAS HONEY. GO TYLER. YOU ARE SAYING THE TRUTH.

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    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. What Paradise did Patsy Cline live in?

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definition of Feminazi: A woman who stands up for herself and her sisters.

    Pandana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG YES. Look up menimist tweets and prepare to get mad.

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    Bumble
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the fact that I am afraid to walk at night. I would love nothing more than to go for a midnight stroll when I can't sleep.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with pepper spray and a taser, I won't do it. Because if anything happens to me everyone will say "well she shouldn't have been out alone after dark"

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    Caroline Driver
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read 'the thing men fear most on a first date is that the woman will laugh at them. The thing women fear most on a first date is that the man will kill them'. Don't think I've met a man who gets this, not even my own partner.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took up running for a whole day. I couldn't even run around my own freaking neighborhood without some jerkoffs catcalling me.

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't walk alone at night. Not because of men but because I live in the country and never know when you'll come across an animal at night that can harm you.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom said she won't let me ride alone on my scooter to my friend's place (after covid oc) because she's worried about people stealing me and i'm just like "why would people steal me" and that led into a discussion about why people kidnap all the way to the store

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and my friend only lives about a street or two over it doesn't take long to get there

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    The FLASH
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first time the top reply was negative for me

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, really? What do these creepy guys think is going to happen?

    Bumble
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't do it to attract women. They do it to make women feel uncomfortable and then they laugh with their mates.

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    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband works for UPS and when people ask how we met, he tells them that I called 1-800-PICKUPS. (He is such a comedian...)

    Matt Richardson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't understand why that's a thing.

    Miriam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catcalling girls is NOT the way to get them to like you, guys.

    Summer Salvemini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t say it but it’s on the pie chart.

    Wiggity
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    7 years ago

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    I'm more of a Mr. Microphone guy, myself. "Hey good lookin'. We'll be back to pick you up later." I would post the gif of the commercial, but BP has randomly decided to not make that option available to me.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stockpile - and try not to gain/lose weight

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    Lynda Shaw
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they cost like three months salary.

    Fred and George Weasley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same with me. only one style fits/is comfortable

    Maria Ines Molina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a perfect pair of jeans in my uni years. And I mean perfect! I was home for the holidays, and my mother put them in the washer with a pink shirt that belonged to my brother. They were utterly ruined. My mother tried dyeing them blue. They were horrible. This was years ago, and I still get mad just to think about it. I think I'll never get over it.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any clothing. There are two sizes...too small and not too small. There is nothing that actually fits properly

    Sarah Burghart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a couple pair of jeans like this, but they are but a distant memory.

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate shopping for clothes. I usually go that one local shop and basically, try the first heabs of my size I see and 60% of time buy those (if they fit, obviously). The other 40% of time I buy the second pair of jeans I see. My jeans shopping takes a grand lot of 10 minutes=x

    Cat on a bike
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    7 years ago

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    Jeans aren't supposed to fit when you buy them but as your wear them. Old Levi's ads showed how... Get in a tub with cold water and then let them dry on you. Prefereably in the summer. You get the perfect jeans.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my house caught fire and I was left in just my jeans my friend washed them for me. I had to put them back on damp. They grew and grew. Oh, I also thought it was hot water - to help shrink them?

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither is a hot dog. Or a banana. Or an ice cream cone....

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    Lilla Ontherun
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a same situation with a banana, the boys were waiting what will I do. So I tore in the half. That expression on their faces, it was priceless :)

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hetero-Manliness must be protected at all costs.

    Kaneelbroodje
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look them straight in the eye and bite the tip of.

    KaPOW
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me shivers just looking at it, I can hear the knife cutting through the ice *shudder*

    Brandi Gates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    agreed. I am still immature as heck about the penis shaped foods.

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    Maria Ines Molina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many times I eat a banana on my way home from the gym. 0 f*cks given.

    rhyan lumilay
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same goes to bananas and no eye contact.

    bring on the internet warriors
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i was at lunch with a group of my guy friends and i was like pairing pieces of banana with a chocolate granola bar cause y'know that's a normal thing to do and one of them is just like "the only way to eat a banana around guys is with a f*****g spoon"

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    Sonya Jersey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uterus hires assassin ovaries

    AliFab
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assassin's Creed: Uterus

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hundreds of thousands years old battle.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I've heard it's the opposite? A period is basically the uterus saying; 'let's nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.'

    How dare you,
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't believe things just because you've heard them. Always fact-check. (And in this case the original is more right)

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uterus wants sperm to meet ovaries.

    Hendra Lim
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the sperm did not come until the ovaries dead, so uterus throw out the dead ovaries to make room for new ovaries

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    Isabel Care
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uterus tries to move into another dimension thereby causing "cramps" (understatement of the year)

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    dwarfvania Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

    Joanne Hudson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screaming. I can remember ONCE in my life when my hubby jumped out at me when I didn't know he was home and besides screaming I reacted in such a way he never ever did that again. And neither did I. Scream again.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were a man, I still would not get out and confront the aggressive driver.

    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can find a $36.00 bra? THAT is the real story.

    athornedrose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $36 bra is expensive!? I wish my bras were that cheap!!! when you're a non-standard size, they start at like $55

    Anna Lourie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the same CSI episodea month ago, and I had exactly the same thought :D !!SPOILER ALERT!!: she sold her panties on a panty sniffer con.

    Taryn Wallace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another way you could tell it was written by a man...most regular women wouldn't randomly sell their expensive underwear on pantysniffer.com...they are gonna sell the cheap ugly ones that they can buy in a 12 pack at WalMart

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    Giovanni
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defence, they are clueless and full of bs even in non women related plot points, you don't notice it until the plot point is related to something which you have real life experience of.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be shopping at the wrong places because I think $36 is average for a bra even at JCPenney.

    Danielle Renee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i actually know both of these episodes and also thought how ridiculous the premise was.

    Caroline Driver
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad to read these comments, I thought I was some kind of lazy bum because I just wear bras and knickers that are comfortable and I like the look of, and never, ever match

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