When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
Wearing white pants is a little bit over optimistic watever the moment of the month. You're basically saying to the world: "I trust my cycle(or pad), I trust the rain not to show up, I trust that no kids will hug me, no pet will come around, no one had put his/her dirty shoes on the seat before I use it, I trust myself while I eat, I trust my coworker not to spill coffee..."
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You can run swim sleep everything but we will still be a******s and make the packaging really loud and hard to open
Yep, like the tampons where you have to twist the wraping to tear it instead of the good old little piece of plastic that was easy to pull.
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This reminds me when I was too small for periods I thought that pads were some kind of special device to make women flexible and I wanted one so I could do the splits like the women in the commercial.
Why do all the girls look so happy on their period. I become a chocolate stealing goblin who hates people when I'm on mine.
Same. My dad legit fears me when I’m on mine. And I almost always hate people, unless they bribe me with food. If you bribe me with food, your my family now, and you can’t ever stop.
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Why are you worried about women hearing you open a pad? They know the routine and they aren't going to judge you for it.
It's kinda like not wanting to fart in public. It's perfectly normal but you don't want people to know.
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And the blue liquid they also use in the ads... I think we can handle blood, period ads.
I hate hate hate the commercial that says "60% of women are wearing the wrong size pad". Ok, FIRST of all, it's not like we have ever had a tremendous number of pad size options. SECOND of all, don't try to shame me for "wearing a pad wrong." Sorry, I picked regular when I should have picked long?
A noisy wrapper isn't always a terrible thing. If you're in a stall and find out that the Lovely Lady Time is giving you a surprise visit, you've got no pad but then hear the wrapper, you know who to ask for one :)
Also the thinner the pad is even with "space age absorbent materials" - the less it actually works and does its job. Pad makers are possibly dudes, because they've never had a real period. Periods aren't a thin blue liquid and women actually move around while we are on them, PLUS despite porn, ladybits aren't shaped like smooth peaches. :[
My younger brother grew up thinking period blood is blue thanks to pad commercials!
The thing for me is you can guarantee when I'm out and about some dog will start sniffing my crotch and give the game away it's cringey like I can spray that area tons and they still know
hahahahaha so funny and so damn true... I hate it when I have to wait for someone to flush so I can rip the f..... pad open.
I slither into the kitchen for apple turnovers and chocolate at two in the morning
Omigosh!!!!!!!!!! Laughing FAR FAR too hard here LOLOLOL Sooooooo spot on!
Why does that wrapper sound disturb some so much? What's wrong with it being heard? Who cares? Who wastes time thinking abiut it?
Um, who cares if someone can hear you ript the packaging open in the bathroom? Are you that ashamed of having your period? JFC
I hate watching women in commercials moving too much and spreading their legs so freely like they're ballet dancers who are about to do some breakdancing while wearing pads... like what the.... Most women don't do that in reality.
...am confused. Unless the pads she's using make some kind of explosion upon opening that alerts like ALL of the school to what she's doing, why is this an issue? I mean... bathroom is the place where people go to, sorry, poop, pee, sometimes throw up and, in girls' case, change tampons/pads. Is that a revelation of some kind? Are people supposed to think you're going there to pick flowers or something?
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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