Here's one dedicated for all you ladies out there. Although, to be honest, this very relatable post is for anybody with a sense of humor. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below features various funny sayings that you'll only hear from women (or perhaps men too. Who knows). Some of them are universal truths. Some might be false. Some might even be equal to funny stereotypes. But all of them are funny. So whether you're a man or a woman, married or divorced, dating or single, young or old, chances are that you'll all find some everyday problem to laugh about in the collection below. Don't forget to tell us what you think about these good-humored women stereotypes and add the ones that we've left behind!
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Everyday I want to... Took forever to grow out (reaches my bra clasp in the back) and I constantly get annoyed or over heated and if I can't put it up immediately, I start imaging taking the scissors and somehow cut it off into a perfect messy bob (without a mirror, just like they show in movies) even though I can't achieve that look after a stylist cuts it... Lol but then I find a hair tie or a long pen, and put it up and the crisis is averted.. My best friend is taking bets on how long into my pregnancy before I snap and cut it off... (I've made it 9 weeks so far!)
The one mitigating factor: Hot flashes and Menopause. I went from getting my long hair stuck in the car door to an almost buzz cut and I feel Free!! Yippee!!
That is me!! I just cut my hair to my chin and now u want to sit on it... The struggles of life
After 1 hour I'm already like "ok, I get it, I've earned my not-pregnant badge this month, not cut the cra(m)p!!"
This should be broadcasted on TV, radio, and the internet as an emergency alert every day on the hour to all men.
I fear this comment will be better then the new Ghostbusters movie.....
I did night gown no panties in a long coat and boots in a blizzard then got pulled over by a police officer who requested I exit the vehicle.
This is kinda enforcing gender stereotypes.... Not all women are crazy about shoes.
That's the book that starts with "It was a dark and stormy night" right?
Only reason I dont laugh during yoga is because I'm trying not to fart, and laughing whilst being bend over in a triple downward dog salutation will definitely have that result
Not to mention the burn of your thighs rubbing together when you're wearing a cute summer dress ????
