Here's one dedicated for all you ladies out there. Although, to be honest, this very relatable post is for anybody with a sense of humor. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below features various funny sayings that you'll only hear from women (or perhaps men too. Who knows). Some of them are universal truths. Some might be false. Some might even be equal to funny stereotypes. But all of them are funny. So whether you're a man or a woman, married or divorced, dating or single, young or old, chances are that you'll all find some everyday problem to laugh about in the collection below. Don't forget to tell us what you think about these good-humored women stereotypes and add the ones that we've left behind!

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varwenea
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second the one fancy white lace panty with the matching bra is on, BAM!

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Liz Miller
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After 1 hour I'm already like "ok, I get it, I've earned my not-pregnant badge this month, not cut the cra(m)p!!"

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Colin Soder
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be broadcasted on TV, radio, and the internet as an emergency alert every day on the hour to all men.

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Liz Miller
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try taking off your hugh heels after a day of work

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Seamus Moore
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fear this comment will be better then the new Ghostbusters movie.....

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Debra Tribby LHeureux
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did night gown no panties in a long coat and boots in a blizzard then got pulled over by a police officer who requested I exit the vehicle.

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Rachel Nordby
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well for me it's the other way around cause I'm left handed

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May of the Mountains
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is kinda enforcing gender stereotypes.... Not all women are crazy about shoes.

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Louise Lefebvre
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't drink that would be tea for me. Thank you.

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tsjah
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Houston shld just know us well enuf by now to know without asking

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Kathy Black
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the book that starts with "It was a dark and stormy night" right?

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tsjah
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think flying or invisibiity would automatically come with calmness

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Liz Miller
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only reason I dont laugh during yoga is because I'm trying not to fart, and laughing whilst being bend over in a triple downward dog salutation will definitely have that result

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Jeannie Ellis
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bracelets--why would a man wear a bracelet?

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Liz Miller
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention the burn of your thighs rubbing together when you're wearing a cute summer dress ????

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