Here's one for all you ladies out there. Although, to be honest, this post is for anybody with a sense of humor. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below features various sayings that you'll only hear from women (or perhaps men too. Who knows). Some of them might be true. Some might be false. Some might be downright stereotypical. But all of them are funny. so whether you're a man or a woman, married or divorced, dating or single, young or old, chances are that you'll all find something to laugh about in the collection below.

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Kim Addleton 3 years ago

Unless you have teenage sons.

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Lily Quinn 3 years ago

Meeee

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Pi 3 years ago

Lol! I can identify with this one!

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Colin Soder 3 years ago

Applies for guys equally as well

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Nichakorn Jinarak 3 years ago

Me too!!

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Liz Miller 3 years ago

A pair? Singular??? LOL

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varwenea 3 years ago

The second the one fancy white lace panty with the matching bra is on, BAM!

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Liz Miller 3 years ago

After 1 hour I'm already like "ok, I get it, I've earned my not-pregnant badge this month, not cut the cra(m)p!!"

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yuni sihombing 3 years ago

very...very..truueeee.. !!! gossshh

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Wiwo Yusrah 3 years ago

Amen!

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Colin Soder 3 years ago

This should be broadcasted on TV, radio, and the internet as an emergency alert every day on the hour to all men.

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Liz Miller 3 years ago

Try taking off your hugh heels after a day of work

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Seamus Moore 3 years ago

I fear this comment will be better then the new Ghostbusters movie.....

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Teagan Skinner 3 years ago

true

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Mahmoud El-Samany 3 years ago

funny ^^

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Lisa-Marie Saunders 3 years ago

Me all the freaking time!

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Puddin Tane 3 years ago

Hey, I like that!

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Laura Ingles. 3 years ago

Ha,ha,ha,...So what's wrong with red reindeer pyjamas bottoms with a hole in the knee,a ' once' white t-shirts shirt with a trace of ' failed recipes', olive oil and newly potted plants?? At least I'm original!

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Rachel Nordby 3 years ago

Well for me it's the other way around cause I'm left handed

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May of the Mountains 3 years ago

This is kinda enforcing gender stereotypes.... Not all women are crazy about shoes.

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Rhonda Whisenhunt 3 years ago

Ha-ha!

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Louise Lefebvre 3 years ago

Don't drink that would be tea for me. Thank you.

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tsjah 3 years ago

Houston shld just know us well enuf by now to know without asking

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Suzanne Yenser 3 years ago

You know

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Pat Woodward 3 years ago

Never getting another one!

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Kathy Black 2 years ago

That's the book that starts with "It was a dark and stormy night" right?

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Nicola Williams 3 years ago

Literally me this morning

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tsjah 3 years ago

letshopeso

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Taylor Pearson 3 years ago

Or on their period

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Puddin Tane 3 years ago

That goes for men too. Men with man boobs.

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Sandra Lowe-Bartts 3 years ago

Sure Charles wonders this regularly.

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tsjah 3 years ago

I think flying or invisibiity would automatically come with calmness

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Blasted Stone 3 years ago

i've said it...

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Margaret Knowles 3 years ago

Haha.

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Liz Miller 3 years ago

Only reason I dont laugh during yoga is because I'm trying not to fart, and laughing whilst being bend over in a triple downward dog salutation will definitely have that result

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tsjah 3 years ago

neckpain and can't stop yapping?

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tsjah 3 years ago

ankles

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Jeannie Ellis 3 years ago

Bracelets--why would a man wear a bracelet?

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Monmon 2 years ago

*thumbs up*

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Liz Miller 3 years ago

Not to mention the burn of your thighs rubbing together when you're wearing a cute summer dress ????

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