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When we think of romance, we might imagine the feeling of butterflies in our stomachs, romantic, sunset dates, and Valentine's Day. But, let’s face it, the real one-weird-trick to make someone fall in love is to make them laugh.

Partners from around the internet share the hilarious, cute, and sometimes unhinged things their wives or girlfriends have done. From pranks to wonderfully amusing idiosyncrasies, these people have documented the best moments. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to comment your thoughts below. 

#1

Smartest Wife Ever! We Were Both Pooping On Opposite Sides Of The House. I Called Her And Asked For Toilet Paper. She Yelled For The Dog And Then Told Me To Call Him

Smartest Wife Ever! We Were Both Pooping On Opposite Sides Of The House. I Called Her And Asked For Toilet Paper. She Yelled For The Dog And Then Told Me To Call Him

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Mohsie Supposie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relationship goals: Synchronized pooping!

Regina Holt
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you just annoyed my cat. She was sitting on my lap, all comfortable, nice and purring. Then I laughed out loud (literally, Laughed. Out. Loud) My lap was no longer still and comfy, cat got annoyed at the sudden burst of movement of my laughing my a*s off.

Sammie 19
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope you gave him a treat for being such a good boy

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    #2

    Wife Sent This After Picking Up Our Dog After Surgery Today. Says He's "Still Under The Influence"

    Wife Sent This After Picking Up Our Dog After Surgery Today. Says He's "Still Under The Influence"

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, who put googly eyes on the dog?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog was hypnotized for anesthesia.

    CSC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be very happy though!

    Tracy Wallick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro is in a galaxy and it isn't this one

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I picked up my Great Dane after her spay surgery. She was walking like a drunken sailor and it was so funny!

    HelmGrass
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOoooooo!!! "they took my tongue!! I cant believe it.. they took my tongue!! I want my tongue back!"

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like 'firulais' got the premium medication

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    #3

    I Made My Husband A Vasectomy Cake. It’s A Lemon Cake With Swiss Meringue Buttercream

    I Made My Husband A Vasectomy Cake. It’s A Lemon Cake With Swiss Meringue Buttercream

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute! Happy vasectomy and happy shagging!

    Pink Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised BP let's you say shagging!

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    Catastrophisticate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *yoink* stealing this idea for BF in April! LOL

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    1 year ago

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    Oh, c'mon! As a male...that is cruel, utterly cruel 😔

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    Xitxarel•lo Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG ROFLMAO NO SEEDS ......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but men don't ever have any seeds. . .!

    Aaron Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I had a vasectomy . . . but my wife tells her friends that she had me fixed.

    Stannous Flouride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it isn't but the decoration in the middle sure looks like a used condom.

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that's what I thought too and had to go back. You got downvoted for that???

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    While it’s not exactly surprising, humor is often overlooked as a vital component of any happy relationship. Research into the subject confirms that being funny isn’t just a core component of attracting a mate (without which many stand-up comedians would have to give up all hope), it is also important to maintaining a healthy, long-term relationship

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    The simple explanation is that if you laugh at your partner's jokes, chances are you find it easy to communicate with them. It’s not rocket science to make the connection between solid, honest communication and a relationship that lasts. 

    #4

    I’m So Happy I Didn’t Break Them

    I’m So Happy I Didn’t Break Them

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    M S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it is only me who does this. 😀

    Kurichfield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it when I broke my dad' glasses way back when...lucky me he was having a nap and "rollled over" and crushed them himself 😉 crisis and beating averted

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    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom locked me in a car by accident at the grocery store & was panicking. It wasn't hot & it was a small town, but still. She called my dad, who was a teacher, and had to leave class. While she was waiting for him, she noticed that the back door was unlocked, so she locked it & closed it back. He was only 10 minutes away & that was before seat belts, car seats & putting your kids in the back seat.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called my husband from the mall parking lot because I'd locked my keys in my car. He was not happy, but was on his way when I realized the back door was unlocked. So, like any good wife I locked the door and waited.

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    Alyssa Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that! But it was the keys to the lawn mower because I hate mowing the yard.

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    If you feel compelled to cheat, this outlet is among the most benign.

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    #5

    We Cannot Keep Any More Dogs, So I Told My Wife Not To Get Attached While We Foster. I've Been Calling Him "Inmate #003". Today, She Bought Him This Outfit

    We Cannot Keep Any More Dogs, So I Told My Wife Not To Get Attached While We Foster. I've Been Calling Him "Inmate #003". Today, She Bought Him This Outfit

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    BarkingSquirell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, fostering is great for the animal(s) because when they get adopted, then can help more.

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    Papa
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was a young teen we had a pit bull wander up to our house. He looked hungry, and had probably been dumped. I told her to stay away from him because he might be aggressive. A few minutes later I looked around and she was sitting cross legged on the ground, with the dog lying across her lap on his back, with her rubbing his stomach. He was home.

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome ! I bet your girl had a best and loyal friend ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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    Anke Dieken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a dog person but this one is cute as f*ck

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tried to foster dogs before, but it just doesn't work ... once they are here, I can't let them leave!

    Isaac Nemo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats on your 3rd dog lol

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hhhahahahaha he is just doing a pack ☺️☺️☺️☺️. We donkeys love dogs packa ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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    R1MV4Superleggera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! I would keep the dog! I don't care if Wife sends me to sleep with him on the couch!

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inmate number 3 ROFLMAO such a beautiful doggo 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd struggle not to get attached to that, obviously, very good Boy... and I'm more of a cat parent.

    Karen Lyon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my advice: you need to be like my youngest brother, the math major, whose wife is a total dog person. (He is rather meh on animals, TBH. The only "bad" thing I can say about him!) When they were raising their three sons, my brother told my SIL they could have a combination of five dogs and boys, that was the limit. As my nephews got older, she asked if she could get more dogs once the boys started moving out. Which was NOT a good idea, in his opinion! He revised his limit from maximum number of dogs to the maximum poundage of dogs (100 lbs.) Since one doggo is a dachshaund, that still allows for two bigger dogs (standard poodles). THAT's the way to keep more dogs from being brought home! LOL.

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    #6

    I'm Pretty Sure My Girlfriend's Favorite Hobby Is Getting My Dog To Pose Using My Computer

    I'm Pretty Sure My Girlfriend's Favorite Hobby Is Getting My Dog To Pose Using My Computer

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    grumski grumling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your computer? I think the dog is trying to tell you somthing.

    J-Stryker666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Face: Ugh this sh!t again......

    Mojavedog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I think the last photo clearly shows he is so over the exploitation.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's disgusted because the spam He's been hearing about turned out not to be a meat product

    KieLeaHar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Think he’s had enough of this nonsense 😆

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last pic: "Mum! You know Dad is going to be cross for messing with his pc, right?"

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    Indeed, other studies have found that there is a pretty strong correlation between the frequency and intensity of one’s laughter from a loved one’s jokes and overall satisfaction in the relationship. So, if you truly are funny enough, you might be able to joke-brute force your way out of a failing marriage. Ironically, this might mean that married comedians must be funnier than divorced ones. 

    #7

    Girlfriend Said It Was Therapeutic Working At The Humane Society

    Girlfriend Said It Was Therapeutic Working At The Humane Society

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    Justme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “That sounds stressful. Have you tried pushing a bunch of s**t off a table?”

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I stopped listening hours ago Susan, but please, continue to bore me with your problems.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat therapist: And why should I give a s**t how that made you feel?

    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks very concerned...I wonder what she's telling him

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to make an appointment with that professional cat!

    Endishere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psy-cat-anylizer: well, before we wrapp up this meeting, it is imperative you look down and fill whatever it needs !

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Cheryl, how do you feel when you open a can of tuna?

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    #8

    How My Girlfriend Sleeps

    How My Girlfriend Sleeps

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    Jenn White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only have 2 drape over me at night and I assure you.. it's only the cats who actually sleep.

    You stole that from Robocop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snap. I have who either sleeps on my hip or on my right and another who sleeps ony left. I spent half the night moving them so I can turn over.

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    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! That's exactly how I sleep...EXACTLY. One cat on legs, one cat on face and dog curled under my side 🤣 Husband works the night shift and comes home to this every morning.

    Edda Kamphues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks awfully familiar. But I'm single (and intend to keep it that way).

    Meilin Kai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. Isn't this the proper way to sleep? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

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    #9

    My Wife Doesn't Want Me Snacking Late At Night, But Here Are These Two Goons Caught Red-Handed Eating My Noodles Behind My Back

    My Wife Doesn't Want Me Snacking Late At Night, But Here Are These Two Goons Caught Red-Handed Eating My Noodles Behind My Back

    Took this picture as evidence right before I called the police. I hope they have chopsticks in JAIL.

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid’s been cleared of any wrongdoing but sir we’ll have to arrest the lady! Look at that adorable guilty face!!

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the deep belly giggle most definitely accompanies a grin like that. ADORABLE!!

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only crime the child is guilty of is having a killer smile!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do as I say, not as...

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    Similarly, while it’s best if a joke comes from one of the partners, laughing together already comes with a number of benefits. Like any shared experience, it builds solidarity and camaraderie. Laughter, unlike traumatic events, is also generally an indicator of a good time with few (if any) negative side effects, except perhaps a shortness of breath.  

    #10

    My Wife Put These Halloween Decorations Behind A Door In Our Basement, Now I Need New Underwear

    My Wife Put These Halloween Decorations Behind A Door In Our Basement, Now I Need New Underwear

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    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time just wear the brown pants.

    IYAAYAS64
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually laughed so hard I can’t breath 😂😂😂Thanks for that !

    CSC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is terrible! And also, so funny.

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been even better if they had the face of closet girl from The Ring.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha 😂😂😂

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, I though this was just two women having fun at a Halloween party when someone whipped out a camera...

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    #11

    The Get-Well Basket My Wife Made Me For My Vasectomy Today

    The Get-Well Basket My Wife Made Me For My Vasectomy Today

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Renew those vows, pronto.

    john alden
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's a keeper. Curious though(I know it's easier for men and should be more acceptable), would she be "thrilled" If he did the same for a tubes tied party? Sincerely curious. I don't have reason to believe it's equitable. Edit for clarity: I would get one asap. Not tryna have a kiddo myself. But I feel like this same token of affection would be pandering or something worse if it were reversed. Am I incorrect in this?

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    Leviathan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was eating cereal and chocked, my husband sighed and said " stop reading puns when you eat"

    Nae who and where
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really dropped the ball(s) when my husband had his a few months back. Can I get a do-over please? Maybe the doctor could just go in and poke around again so I can do some of these fun things. Granted, I did take care of him and wait on him hand and foot when he was recovering....but I feel I really missed some good opportunities.

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did it take her to plan this? this is awesome

    Lisa Catlin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I just told my husband to suck it up because the pain he felt was NOT the same as passing two watermelons through the birth canal.

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    #12

    She's A Keeper

    She's A Keeper

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    dan martyr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she may well have been still under the influence of medication, or ‘totally off her tits’ in the medical jargon

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's able to point out a cat, I think she's doing pretty good.

    Natalia Girotti
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even if my husband and I are fighting, if a pet pops somewhere, I stop the fight and point out the cuteness of the pet.

    StarCast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even care and just pick up the cat. Goodbye, mental health. Cat = Life.

    Danielle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I woke up from surgery, still away with the fairies, someone handed me my phone. I sent my boyfriend a five minute video of me making the bed going up and down and purchased Madonna's The Immaculate Collection on CD (I don't have a CD player). I have no memory of doing either.

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly suffering temporary short term memory loss after anesthesia?

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    That being said, humor tends to help a relationship where both parties see it as humor, but there are some nuances. For example, self-deprecating humor or making fun of someone, apparently, does not have as positive of an effect on one's partner, unless they very specifically prefer these sorts of jokes. 

    #13

    My Wife's Sense Of Humor Is... Juvenile

    My Wife's Sense Of Humor Is... Juvenile

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she have anything for wiping spat coffee from a phone screen

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure she can rustle up some "facial" tissues. ;-)

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    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her juvenile humour is why WE ALL love your wife too!

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww yeah! In my case, Wife always say to me that she's married to a 10 y/o kid trapped in a large frame 😅

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign me up for her fan club.

    Susan Teter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY! Somebody with my sick sense of humor!!!

    Nicky Shrimps
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rae Dunn has gone too far this time

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    #14

    My Girlfriend Left This Warning For Me On My Pillow

    My Girlfriend Left This Warning For Me On My Pillow

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    KombatBunni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should not read funny posts in public..people will think something is wrong with me if I keep laughing so much..

    Elizabeth Elliot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you're over forty, that's just a given for both partners!

    Brendan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife gives me the same warning...but sometimes I forget 😬

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    #15

    My Girlfriend Made These For Work To Celebrate Halloween And They're Seriously Freaking Me Out

    My Girlfriend Made These For Work To Celebrate Halloween And They're Seriously Freaking Me Out

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    Aedonia Nightsong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow how did she make the teeth? I want to make these, they look amazing.

    Pollywog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the plastic vampire teeth that you see in bags around Halloween.

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    Iampenny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if they are freaking people out, that she successfully accomplished the mission.

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that's not how I look when I'm chasing all the littles around at family gatherings telling them I'm going to eat their faces off?!

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Actually, that was a pretty darn good job. I like it!

    Mojavedog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are freaking hilarious!

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    #16

    I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake. It Wasn’t What He Expected

    I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake. It Wasn’t What He Expected

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great cake, beautifully made and funny to boot

    Osprey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief he's only 30. Still young

    Astro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    32 this year! (I’m a 1992 baby too and my Gen z coworkers always tell me I’m old)

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    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. My relationship is older than that. I feel so old.

    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, it went from age 40 down to 30 when you get the over the hill s**t?

    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to grow up Buddy Boy & put your Big Boy Pants on!

    Lisa Tetlow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love cakes like this! They turn everyone's teeth black!!

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my late father when he brought flowers when my late mother gave birth to their 3rd son (in a row). He bought a funeral crown. LOL. She didn't appreciate. The thing is, my father bought it because it was her favorite flowers and there was more than in a bouquet. It might have been on sale too; idk.

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *evil grin* My SIL this year hits the 30 mark and this is just perfect! All her (and my brother) pranks against me...uff! A little pay back is in order

    Stephen Harvey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like the end of Jake's happiness.

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    #17

    My Girlfriend's Late Night Idea With The Guinea Pig

    My Girlfriend's Late Night Idea With The Guinea Pig

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    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the pig is "into" it. . .! :-)

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a cute little bellboy.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. Feed my piggy addiction.

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a bell hop at a swanky hotel!

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    #18

    Reminders On My Wife’s Phone

    Reminders On My Wife’s Phone

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the morning after heart-attack, just before you remember. We've all been there.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I don't feed them the dog. I was once halfway to the vet.

    You stole that from Robocop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, 3 hours of panic followed by "oh wait!".

    RuffianLivesOn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, I could have used this when I ate way too many blueberries and it came out black.

    Any
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I was like shite.... then... ahhh.... okay black it is then.

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    Beth H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom's old friend went to the ER thinking it was blood. After some tests and questioning they figured out it was the mega bag of swedish fish she are the day before.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully someone warned me the first time I had Red Velvet cake.

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a similar heart attack. My son wanted a boy in a RED sleeping bag for his birthday when he was, maybe 6. You can imagine what the result of all of that red food coloring!

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to the ER last week; I thought I was vomiting blood (it looks like ground coffee). Nothing was wrong with me. Two days later, I was finishing up my chia seed pudding and I think that's what it was.

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    #19

    She Gets It

    She Gets It

    full_legal_name Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it a bit of a red flag in hindsight when my MIL kept referring to one of hubby's exes as "she was amazing, she was just like me'.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I'm like "My in-laws are so cool they are so chill, caring etc how did I get so lucky.."...I'm like, Oh because they have all the qualities they passed down to their son lol. It's weird though because I know a lot of awesome people that had really toxic families so I guess it really does come down to luck.

    Ginny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's quite normal to pick a partner similar to family.. or the complete opposite! 😁

    Keating_5
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I literally say we picked the parent we are closest too but have the most issues with and…yeah accurate as hell. We even say “alright dad!” “Alright mom!” When we get annoyed with each other now because it’s so close at times.

    Liz Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means He's a Keeper. My Ex-MIL is NOT like me. Did I mention EX?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MILs probably say how much they liked the ex as a manipulation on the new partner. Remember, you already won the competition that matters.

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, when our parents met for the first time, our dads sat down, started talking and several hours later, had to be called multiple times for dinner. 32 years later, we're still doing well.

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    #20

    My Wife Is A Nurse And This Is Her Lunch Box

    My Wife Is A Nurse And This Is Her Lunch Box

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG now I want one too!!! (I’m a medical intern)

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1534378562/human-organs-insulated-lunch-bagbox-red?ref=share_v4_lx

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    Duane Ringlein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a respiratory therapist for over 20 years, blood gas kits had biohazard bags in them, we would take hem out and use them for our sandwiches we brought in for lunch. New employees would give us the strangest looks when they saw us at lunch.

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not in the medical field but I would sooo use this.

    Lisa Catlin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one and I’m not a nurse!

    kate h
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - my sister is a nurse and she has that too!!

    john alden
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    1 year ago

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    #21

    My Girlfriend Just FaceTimed Me From Inside The Restaurant Bathroom

    My Girlfriend Just FaceTimed Me From Inside The Restaurant Bathroom

    Actually, it’s the door handle to the bathroom door. So she was stuck in the bathroom.

    scubaBiscuit Report

    Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your wife know you have a GF?

    Mojavedog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girlfriend? You have a wedding ring on??

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy claims she’s his girlfriend but is wearing a wedding ring. Something doesn’t add up.

    eykntspel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one week after moving into our new house I had to call my girlfriend because the door handle broke for the bathroom and I was locked inside...

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “911, what’s your emergency?” “So… the bathroom door handle came off when I tried to open the door.”

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you told her to crawl under the door. . .?

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To paraphrase the old ditty, "Oh dear what can the matter be, my poor girlfriend got stuck in the lavatory."

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's an old 40s song about old ladies stuck in the lavatory. Not that she's old.

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Form an orderly queue here please…

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    #22

    Today Is Grinch Day In My Daughter's Class At School. She's Been Giggling Uncontrollably Since My Wife Did Her Hair

    Today Is Grinch Day In My Daughter's Class At School. She's Been Giggling Uncontrollably Since My Wife Did Her Hair

    JephriB Report

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife's a keeper! The hairdo is on point!

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so oblivious to how to do amazing hairstyles like this....how do you get it to stay up like that?

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if there is a small ball in there or something.

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    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did both of them forget green dye?

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Applaud Hairdressing!!!👍

    Actual Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're JephriB from Reddit! ?

    #23

    My Wife As Gollum

    My Wife As Gollum

    eren_yeagermeister Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come to bed...no, keep the costume on."

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. Hope she does theater, plays, etc. 💗 So professional. 👍

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    #24

    Left My Wife Unattended At Target And She Sent Me This

    Left My Wife Unattended At Target And She Sent Me This

    SkunkApe425 Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS want to do this at places and my boyfriend always gives me discouraging looks or says “oh, come on.” XD I’m almost 42 and still a child, I guess.

    Arwen Undomiel
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one thinking the red socks are mixed with the white ones, some are facing the other way, the employee has to fix that mess and if their supervisor sees it first they will take it off on the worker for not noticing. Please don t do that at shops.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can justs imagine a little kid walking by and asking Grandma what that is about. She be clutching her pearls!

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a tissue man myself but i admire the thought...deep 🤣

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    #25

    My Wife Showing A Grouper Fish His Own Picture

    My Wife Showing A Grouper Fish His Own Picture

    Kinglama123 Report

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scuba dive. I love taking straight on shots if fish. I wish I could show them and get their reactions.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that same expression when looking at other people's cell phones. . .!

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that expression when looking at pictures of myself

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    Rosemary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I don't think he knew how unattractive he is. 😒

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living with that imagination would be rewarding. 💗

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    #26

    How My Girlfriend "Handled" A Spider, And Is Too Scared To Clean It Up

    How My Girlfriend "Handled" A Spider, And Is Too Scared To Clean It Up

    nomadwannabe Report

    Cormac Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that think killing things is funny are idiots

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure, the spider isn't having a time of their life either.

    SM
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if people have considered what spiders eat. You know those other bugs that you don't want around either? That shaving cream isn't going to hurt a spider BTW. Some of the other things on the other hand like hair spray to glue them in place or setting them on fire, will of course do it. But frankly if you are going to kill it, just yack it with something, much more merciful than torturing it or gluing it in place so that it starves to death.

    Tammy Hornback
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not poor spider! it's under there and now it's pissed.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "so, I'm in the slippery-wall-room, mooching along, when one o them pink mountains comes along. Next thing I know, I'm a marshmallow!"

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, looks like that worked. . .!

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    #27

    Wife Adds Notes To My Packed Lunches. Today's Edition

    Wife Adds Notes To My Packed Lunches. Today's Edition

    Peaakz Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. My partner last told me I was attractive about 30 years ago. FR.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband just told me just this morning "Hey Beautiful", even after 35+ years. Nope, he doesn't need glasses...

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    Chauncy Franklin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my first husband (30 years) why he NEVER EVER told me I looked nice. His response was "I don't want you get get a big head." Thus ex-husband. My new husband of 12 years is just the opposite. It took me a while to get used to it.

    Stephen Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ! A nice picture about a man on Bored Panda. Call Ripley's.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I leave dirty jokes in my husbands lunch cooler once in a while. He works with a bunch on construction guys so they like em.

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    #28

    My Boyfriend Asked Me To Find Art To Hang Above The Toilet

    My Boyfriend Asked Me To Find Art To Hang Above The Toilet

    thatredgirl19 Report

    David R.
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should add tiny piece of paper below the print saying, "Damn near killed him!"

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there also a sign moved from the kitchen that encouraged people to lick the bowl?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But was it drawn by Giulia Enders

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he deliberately being an @sshole?

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've got a piece of art next to our toilet, that features a vaguely anthropomorphized cat peeing against a street tree that has a hanging sign that says "Ici", while a gang of vaguely anthropomorphized dogs come to... do something about it? My grandmother bought it in Paris (by the Sacré-Cœur), France. It has always hung in a bathroom.

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    #29

    My Boyfriend Asked Me To Remind Him To Buy Butter. I Think I Did A Good Job

    My Boyfriend Asked Me To Remind Him To Buy Butter. I Think I Did A Good Job

    Saphichan Report

    grumski grumling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brings home ,bread, chees, milk, ... hmmm think I forgot somthing

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe it's not..........Buttafuoco!

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The times she sent these are hilarious.

    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just take a moment to recognise the dedication and satisfaction of the timing of these texts 🙌

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did he get the butter?

    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k my girlfriend asked me to buy butter and I forgot I kid you not this picture reminded me just in time.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet he brought home a tub of margarine...

    Amanda Bannon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet money he still forgot to get the butter.

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    #30

    I Asked My Wife To Take A Picture Of Our Fence To See How Much Got Done Today. This Is The Photo I Got

    I Asked My Wife To Take A Picture Of Our Fence To See How Much Got Done Today. This Is The Photo I Got

    justodea Report

    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you see something's getting done...

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saddening to see the dog on a tether, I hope it was only while the fence was being done.

    Cynthia Marrs
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is great fence. Fido just can't help out.

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is pets pooping in your yard considered normal in America?? Why aren’t they trained to poop outside of the house/yard? I mean no offense, but I wonder why anyone would prefer poop on such a beautiful lawn instead of walking the dog?

    Brandy Gray
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's very normal here. People with backyards usually just let their dogs out back to go potty. It's easier then having to walk your dog 6 or 7 times a day or however many times they want to go out. Then we scoop the poop in the yard as often as needed.. or not depending on the household.

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    #31

    My Wife Made Dinner For A Family Tonight. After Asking If They Had Any Allergies, The Husband Said “Bees”

    My Wife Made Dinner For A Family Tonight. After Asking If They Had Any Allergies, The Husband Said “Bees”

    mitch3758 Report

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what someone would write on a Bee pie!

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    John Seidel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what undercover bees would say!

    Actual Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're mitch3758 from r/funny?

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    #32

    Skimmed Through My Pregnant Wife’s Food Log Over The Past Couple Of Weeks And Can’t Stop Giggling

    Skimmed Through My Pregnant Wife’s Food Log Over The Past Couple Of Weeks And Can’t Stop Giggling

    ittybittyclittyy Report

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how it gets more aggressive as the day goes on

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, it's almost as if she *knew* you were going to read through her food log and get on her case for eating a fried chicken wrap. Dude why are you reading your wife's food log?

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    #34

    My Wife Is Looking Very Excited To Cut The Cake

    My Wife Is Looking Very Excited To Cut The Cake

    benbarianthesecond Report

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.”

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what was going through her mind as she was preparing to slay the cake, you think?

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    Tai Dallen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I just have to say that dress is gorgeous.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be excited too if I got to cut my cake with Andúril!!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a vasectomy party if it doesn't quite go to plan!

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, Anduril, Flame of the West! Narsil was just shards, and didn't have runes down the blade.

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    sho-haru here
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg my mom and i have one of these hanging in our living room!!!

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is for if she gets cake smashed in her face, there will be repercussions

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she pulled that out of a big stone, the "obey" part of the vows just got real.

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    #35

    My Wife Just Went Back To Work And Thinks I'm An Idiot

    My Wife Just Went Back To Work And Thinks I'm An Idiot

    xdozex Report

    Osprey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the kids have her trained, so she is passing on the knowledge to help you avoid a complete meltdown.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my word, I couldn't be doing with this. Let him learn on the job! Otherwise you just give yourself more work to do. The kids' might even end up expanding their palates!

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? My kids just ate what we ate (once they were old enough to, obviously) and they are significantly less picky than their peers now.

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    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If both kids are getting rice, meat, and corn ... why can't they have the same thing. Why make it so complicated?

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because....preschoolers. One of mine wouldn't eat anything on a plate if any food was touching any other food or if there were two foods of the same color next to each other (possibly because he might not be able to see if they are not touching).

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    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she basing that assumption on something?

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she seems to know you well...

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    #36

    My Girlfriend Is Selling Her Car And That's One Of The Photos She Chose For The Auction

    My Girlfriend Is Selling Her Car And That's One Of The Photos She Chose For The Auction

    imsorryisuck Report

    M S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not how you usually sell cars in Poland.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you come with the car?"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only when I drive on a bumpy road!" ;-)

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    Lisa Catlin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she can kick a*s. Are those gang signs?

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it will sell fast

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a little much for a basic Toyota

    celeste hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dvertised mine as "has more miles then Stormy Daniels"

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    #37

    My Wife And I Have Been Placing A Skeleton We Brought In Different Situations For The Other One To Find. Needless To Say, This Is My Favorite One So Far

    My Wife And I Have Been Placing A Skeleton We Brought In Different Situations For The Other One To Find. Needless To Say, This Is My Favorite One So Far

    BMOB_BDB Report

    Cerise Hood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't buy the plastic skeletons at the store as they hurt the environment. I go for the organic route instead.

    ️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first i was like, "youre no fun." and then i was like. "oh. OH."

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    Anke Dieken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once saw a skeleton at a thrift market and decided to buy it for gags. Otto was a very welcome halloween guest for some years. P1040849-6...0f34c9.jpg P1040849-65ba89d0f34c9.jpg

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to know why you bought a skeleton?

    JM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this - every October, my husband and I take turns hiding a small witch for each other to find. Looking at this, perhaps it’s time to up-size…

    MrsGodezira
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 6 foot tall, glow-in-the-dark skeleton I bought from Home Depot and of course he's naked Skelly. Skelly has a prominent place in each year's Halloween display. I love my 6 foot tall, glow-in-the-dark Skelly.

    Celena Camps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son put a skeleton hand on the christmas tree to hold a decoration, mainly did this to annoy his sister. It was so funny we left it up all xmas

    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have to look at myself in the mirror because I got nobody" 😅

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a fun married thing to do! 💗

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    existential crisis....Achievement unlocked

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    #38

    Asked My Wife, Mother To My Children, To Write My Name On The Bottle I Bring To The Gym

    Asked My Wife, Mother To My Children, To Write My Name On The Bottle I Bring To The Gym

    dankantspelle Report

    seana lammers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanted something different do it your darned self!

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife has effectively told all people surrounding you that you are not "ready to mingle" with just one word.

    #39

    My Wife Had Cookies Made To Celebrate My Vasectomy

    My Wife Had Cookies Made To Celebrate My Vasectomy

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    Fynne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some well made cookies. I wonder if the bakers get so many orders of these ones that they’ve got it down to a science now

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the bakery is next to the client or something.

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    #40

    My Wife Made Me This Beautiful Arrangement For Valentine's Day

    My Wife Made Me This Beautiful Arrangement For Valentine's Day

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    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't love getting a bouquet of long stemmed nuggets?

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say romance is dead

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what she done there..lucky you

    #41

    Moved Our Extremely Heavy King Bed Headboard For The First Time In 5 Years. Guess Which Side My Wife Sleeps On

    Moved Our Extremely Heavy King Bed Headboard For The First Time In 5 Years. Guess Which Side My Wife Sleeps On

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    seana lammers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were used condoms at first look

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or which side the cat prefers to stash their stolen goods.

    Deanna Crichley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what it looks like where my cat sleeps.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will say, there are massive hoards of hair ties in a secret location somewhere in our house bc of our cat; it will be interesting when Mt Thievery is finally located.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was the cat's stash.

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    #42

    Gift From My Wife. This Is Love

    Gift From My Wife. This Is Love

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    #43

    Came Home From Work To See My Girlfriend Had Updated Our Letterboard

    Came Home From Work To See My Girlfriend Had Updated Our Letterboard

    reddit.com Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then propose to him!

    Orange Frosting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's made that sign, she probably wants him to propose. Probably an unpopular opinion, but I think most women in hetero relationships want to be proposed to.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were together 12 years before we decided to get married. Focus on the being together right now, not the future - the future is a foreign country for all of us.

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might just be an in joke. I've been with my boyfriend for 15 years and we frequently have this sort of banter, both knowing that we are deeply unbothered by the idea of getting married.

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's very precise about your time together maybe you should be a little afraid

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5,301 days since I met my partner. Google is your friend! ‘Days since xx/xx/xxxx’ it’ll do all the maths for you 😀 PS I’m not engaged either 😳

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gurl, it's been nearly 10 years. Make peace or move on if you really want to get engaged. Because it will be another 3000 days until you get married.

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, we'd been dating for 3 months when he proposed, married 7 months later. 32 years later, we're still doing fine.

    Pheline
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a “yay!” to me.

    Sandra Schug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived with my partner 56828 days before I agreed to get married again. No that is NOT a typo. Were grown adults previously married and did so due to pandemic in Mar 2020. He proposed 6 months after we met. Eiyher propose to him, accept no marriage or leave. Simple.

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    #44

    I Decided To Learn To Crochet By Making My Husband A Stocking, But I Got The Scale A Little Bit Off. But The Sheer Size Of It Has Made Us Laugh So Much That It Is Well Worth The Mistakes

    I Decided To Learn To Crochet By Making My Husband A Stocking, But I Got The Scale A Little Bit Off. But The Sheer Size Of It Has Made Us Laugh So Much That It Is Well Worth The Mistakes

    berry1881 Report

    John Seidel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to clean-up at Christmas time!

    Heather Evans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha we have stockings like this!! Nothing wrong here

    Patricia Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy one from you!!! This is Amazing!!!

    Leading_Gold
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clementine/cutie? Banana would have worked better

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagining Santa trying to fill this and thinking how far behind he's getting

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    #45

    Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary

    Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary

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    Wendy Miller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's funny. If you have the kind of relationship where you enjoy being a smart a** to your partner, it's ok. That's how I saw this. Not everything in life is serious.

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be better on a random day...

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be upvoted. That would be awesome. I would be sweating all day.

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    Somebodys grandmother
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be my husband and I. We forget almost every important dates in our own lifes.... But never our grandchildren....

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is buying that cake passive-aggressive, or just plain aggressive?

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I both forget so it's a win-win situation for us. The children remind us when it's a big number, like 20-25-30-35.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    emotional blackmail at it s finest 🤣

    S R Godwin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had our wedding date engraved on my wedding ring.....I am notoriously forgetful!

    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain to me why it's always the hisband who has to buy things like an annoversary cake? What if he beought home a "you forgot again" cake to his wife?

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    #46

    I Thought This Was Funny, My Husband Did Not

    I Thought This Was Funny, My Husband Did Not

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    Say What
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He gets a wife with a great sense of humor and all she gets is an ungrateful husband. Let him live in uncomfortable drawers every day for a year and see if he can be as lighthearted.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    indeed! I have to convince my wife to wear comfortable panties. I have purchased her comfy ones as a gift before because damnit she looks good in everything.

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    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been married for 7 years, was wearing a thong the other day and my husband goes "You need to do laundry don't you?" ...yes, yes I do

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the zone to the right of this photo. The "I've long since stopped even considering you, here are some baggy gray boxers with a hole in them" zone. Which, to be fair, is all I'm wearing so I can't complain.

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a guy and don't think this is funny because you think it means she doesn't care about being sexy anymore or something... grow TF up.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love you to be comfortable... in whatever you chose to wear. As Forrest Gump's momma said "Sexy is as sexy does."(or something like that)

    brad Toy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's actually VERY accurate

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you find the man for you and feel comfortable wearing anything, instead of just sexy.

    JM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. This is love - as in, I love you and find you attractive no matter what kind of panties you wear - lingerie is fun but comfort is for life.

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    #47

    My Wife And Her Friends Are Having A LAN Party To Play Stardew Valley

    My Wife And Her Friends Are Having A LAN Party To Play Stardew Valley

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm up for it! *grabs the watering can and the pickaxe* Penny will stay with our son, Jade. (Our daughter will be named Amethyst)

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you play multiplayer do you compete over the town singles? Not that I would need to worry about anyone going after my guy, as it is Harvey.

    Barbara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always go after Harvey! I mean, he goes up in a hot air balloon even though he's afraid of heights!

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    🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I haven't had a lan party since the early naughts

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    #48

    My Girlfriend At The Dentist

    My Girlfriend At The Dentist

    riverontheroad Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she's not at the dentist, is she like that, just with her mouth closed?

    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like wisdom teeth extraction

    Dumpster Fire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use that for my LinkedIn photo

    JM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that would be me, given half a chance!

    #49

    My Wife's Childhood Attempt At Drawing The Baby Jesus

    My Wife's Childhood Attempt At Drawing The Baby Jesus

    Demongeeks8 Report

    Random Jackass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, how to cook a happy potato by starlight.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty good for a childs painting.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby potato-Jesus... "Baby cheese-us" has a nicer ring to it.

    celeste hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no issue with Jesus as a conehead

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    #50

    My Girlfriend Slipped This Under The Door While I Was In The Bathroom

    My Girlfriend Slipped This Under The Door While I Was In The Bathroom

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    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another great artist! (The campfire log fire was excellent as well)

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read all the comments and I still don't get it. Help

    JM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s a good sketcher!

    Stephen Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    He's peeing the way you trained him. What's the big deal ?

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    #51

    My Wife And Her Class Made "Groundhogs". I Can't Stop Laughing

    My Wife And Her Class Made "Groundhogs". I Can't Stop Laughing

    Substantial-Fan6364 Report

    junipurrrrr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the bottom left two. They’re quite special

    cecilia kilian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So innocent, they will laugh about this later.

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    #52

    My Wife Bought A Mirror Sticker For The Garage Gym. Looks Great

    My Wife Bought A Mirror Sticker For The Garage Gym. Looks Great

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty accurate when it comes to my wobbly bits!

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a great mirror to check out my thighs

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    #53

    My Wife Always Comes Through With The Best Valentine's Gift

    My Wife Always Comes Through With The Best Valentine's Gift

    ed32965 Report

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    #54

    Found This Note From My Wife On The Bathroom Mirror. I Turned Around Expecting A Trick Rubber One Or Something

    Found This Note From My Wife On The Bathroom Mirror. I Turned Around Expecting A Trick Rubber One Or Something

    ManualWind Report

    #55

    My Wife And Dogs Are Sleeping In A Chaotic Pile

    My Wife And Dogs Are Sleeping In A Chaotic Pile

    outside_english Report

    DClass-8008
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. This is pretty much me, just add an 80lb bloodhound German shepherd.

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    #56

    In An Attempt To Help My Husband Complete His Chores, I've Made Him A List Of Side Quests

    In An Attempt To Help My Husband Complete His Chores, I've Made Him A List Of Side Quests

    gamergirl118 Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed - how much more work is she willing to create for herself just so he does his fair share?

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those things is not like the others! Clear table, also build stairs.

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great and all side quests will be completed forthwith

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmmm part of me loves this, part of me is like, maybe he should be trustworthy enough to handle this without this kind of prodding. from the title it sounds like she's asked him to do these things before and he still hasn't, so she's trying a new approach, which is obviously not okay.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows what motivates a 11 year old

    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, how many chores does he have?!

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    #57

    My Wife Draped Her Hair Over Our Son's Head To See What He Would Look Like

    My Wife Draped Her Hair Over Our Son's Head To See What He Would Look Like

    TheGiftedMrPink Report

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy is working out a pink eye infection

    James Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor child.... Burn that pic so he has a chance in life...LOLOLOLOL

    J-Stryker666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mini version of Make America Great Again A$$hole!

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    #58

    Wife Cut Her Own Hair Today, Almost Gave Me A Heart Attack Upon Opening The Trash Can

    Wife Cut Her Own Hair Today, Almost Gave Me A Heart Attack Upon Opening The Trash Can

    C4shFlo Report

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gosh, how long was her hair to start with??

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    #59

    My Wife Sleeps Like This

    My Wife Sleeps Like This

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    #60

    My Wife Decorating The Kids' Room

    My Wife Decorating The Kids' Room

    Op7imism Report

    #61

    My Girlfriend, Attempting To Use Siri To Add Olive Oil To Our Shopping List

    My Girlfriend, Attempting To Use Siri To Add Olive Oil To Our Shopping List

    teotwaki Report

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SIL used Alexa to add a loofah to her shopping list, Alexa confirmed with “I put “do a fart” on your shopping list" It's childish, I know, but I almost pee'ed myself laughing.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we first got Alexa I woke up to my brother laughing in the middle of the night. I forgot I had programmed it to say "That's right, stuff your pie hole " or something to that effect at the usual time he would get up for a midnight snack...timed it perfectly.

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    #62

    My Bored Girlfriend Decided To Style My Hair. Leg Hair

    My Bored Girlfriend Decided To Style My Hair. Leg Hair

    petestrumental Report

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your pants but when do we see the leg hair.

    JelliTate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goodness this is my ex husband! Hair everywhere and I remember it always on me after... -.-

    Ace
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bleurgh.

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    #63

    My Wife Is Trying To Teach Patrick TMNT, But He Really Wants To Play Godzilla

    My Wife Is Trying To Teach Patrick TMNT, But He Really Wants To Play Godzilla

    99percentCat Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealous you've got some tables, less jealous about the choice. Theatre of Magic, Attack from Mars, Medieval Madness please.

    Piglet
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Space Invaders, Pac Man, and Asteroids for this Gen Xer, please :)

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    #64

    My Wife Bought Me This Because I Behaved At The Grocery Store

    My Wife Bought Me This Because I Behaved At The Grocery Store

    ReceptionDecent6825 Report

    #65

    My Wife Asked Me, "Which Color Do You Like Best?"

    My Wife Asked Me, "Which Color Do You Like Best?"

    OINOU Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm partial to the off-white, but the off-off-white might work.

    Cora Han
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, it's the tripple off-white for me.

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    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him id go with eggshell but butercream just looks beautiful... yet again the light grey is original :3

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The current woodgrain is the best, by far.

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forbthe Aussies out there: The cream, the bone, the white, the off-white, the ivory or the beige?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint companies go to a lot of trouble, making so many paint colors. I hope they don't give up on us, though.

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    #66

    My Wife Playing Skyrim, Her First RPG Ever, For The First Time. I Love Her Dearly

    My Wife Playing Skyrim, Her First RPG Ever, For The First Time. I Love Her Dearly

    hobbs11 Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like an exceedingly comfortable gaming position.

    Sweetie Dahling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I manspread like that as well when I'm gaming 😂 I just keep my drink closer by

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    #67

    My Wife Got Me A Cake For What I Thought Was A Big Accomplishment

    My Wife Got Me A Cake For What I Thought Was A Big Accomplishment

    BobbyIke Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a joke, but that's just mean.

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it is just the angle, but that is a big a*s cake!

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s rude! But the cake looks delicious!

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id probably be upset at that but it looks like u found it funny

    #68

    My Wife Had Me Hang This Up In Our Bathroom And Didn't Get Why I Was Laughing The Whole Time

    My Wife Had Me Hang This Up In Our Bathroom And Didn't Get Why I Was Laughing The Whole Time

    jahpizzie Report

    David R.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, all I see is 4 cats at bedtime.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god you're so right!! And it doesn't even have to be YOUR cat, apparently! I was facetiming my sister the other night, and she had her phone propped on the bed in front of her. Her cat jumped up and stood between her and the phone, inadvertently giving me a perfectly framed close-up view!! 😂

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    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disk Coral. The only coral species capable of movement. (Scolymia lacera)

    Boris Long-Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like like blue waffles - they delicious, loads of recipes if you google it.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's in the appropriate room

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    #69

    Tried To Sneak A Picture Of My Girlfriend Multitasking

    Tried To Sneak A Picture Of My Girlfriend Multitasking

    Kiiwiiz Report

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It put the lotion in it's skin. It does what it's told!

    jae goldz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exposing secrets is what you’re doing

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    #70

    My Wife’s Reminder Of Her Colonoscopy Appointment

    My Wife’s Reminder Of Her Colonoscopy Appointment

    AlfrescoSituation Report

    A girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 1. No food. Drink nasty laxative. Spend several hours cramping and spewing coffee colored firewater. Day 2. Sedation, procedure, spend the next few hour kinda loopy. Day 2 isn't bad. Nobody likes day 1.

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    Joanne Hicks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us have a three day prep. One week prior my diet is truly bland. Blame my genetics.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you have a lot of 💩 to get rid of first

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    #71

    My Wife Did Good. Perfect IT Nerd Shirts

    My Wife Did Good. Perfect IT Nerd Shirts

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    #72

    My Wife Got My Father-In-Law Socks For Christmas With Our Faces On Them

    My Wife Got My Father-In-Law Socks For Christmas With Our Faces On Them

    mccarthybergeron Report

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this for my husband a few years ago except I used our dog's face instead lol

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently she also got "the world" a few pairs of socks with your faces on them!

    #73

    My Wife Couldn’t Open The Bag, So This Was Her Solution When She Bought The Potato

    My Wife Couldn’t Open The Bag, So This Was Her Solution When She Bought The Potato

    Jacksquatch Report

    Tumbah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalize no fruit/veg bags.Such a waste.

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resembles a 3D version of the baby Jesus drawing from another post here (currently the post above this one)

    jade s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. I meal plan for the week and sometimes just want a baked potato.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated these bags, could never open them

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    #75

    My Wife Just Asked Me If I Broke My Drill

    My Wife Just Asked Me If I Broke My Drill

    Dayglo777 Report

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a woman and I understand why you put that tape on. And I find it hilarious 🤣

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do this if I could ever find the damn masking tape

    #76

    Husband Said We Have To Get Rid Of The Bees Living In The Metal Part Of Our Kitchen Window. I Don't Agree With Him

    Husband Said We Have To Get Rid Of The Bees Living In The Metal Part Of Our Kitchen Window. I Don't Agree With Him

    Arystra Report

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, little fellas need all the help they can get. 👍🏻

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they get past the metal however they can really f**k s**t up inside the walls

    Col Car 121 Car
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are companies that will relocate the bees.

    #77

    25 Years Ago My Wife Was Featured In The Newspaper Enjoying Pancakes At The 5th Annual Kiwanis Pancake Festival

    25 Years Ago My Wife Was Featured In The Newspaper Enjoying Pancakes At The 5th Annual Kiwanis Pancake Festival

    TinglingSpideySenses Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks exactly like that crying girl colouring in.

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    #79

    My Wife Made Me A Grocery List

    My Wife Made Me A Grocery List

    pwnrzero Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...looks more like a pickle.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pickles are cucumbers though... technically.

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    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you add a bottle of lube, you don't want people thinking you're a vegan.

    James Frail
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is about to have a good time.

    #80

    My Wife Went To The Flea Market And Brought Home A Wall Decoration For The Bathroom

    My Wife Went To The Flea Market And Brought Home A Wall Decoration For The Bathroom

    PaleMorningDude Report

    #81

    How My Fiancée Eats Her Pumpkin Pie. There's A Pie Under There Somewhere

    How My Fiancée Eats Her Pumpkin Pie. There's A Pie Under There Somewhere

    Snlckers Report

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd need to cover it too if forced to eat pumpkin anything. Lol

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the correct way to eat pumpkin pie, or any pie really.

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    #82

    I Bought My Wife An Xbox, And The First Thing She Does Is Power Wash A Van

    I Bought My Wife An Xbox, And The First Thing She Does Is Power Wash A Van

    looptarded Report

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    #83

    My Wife Made This For My Desk At Work

    My Wife Made This For My Desk At Work

    FryDay444 Report

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine them moving up and down with this bibibibiii-sound 😅 edit: fat fingers 🤭

    #84

    The Wife Had To Print A Test Page

    The Wife Had To Print A Test Page

    wishsleepwasoptional Report

    #85

    Asked My Wife To Write A Grocery List For Me

    Asked My Wife To Write A Grocery List For Me

    Zoomlight Report

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cow leaks and old cow leaks, LOL!

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From OP Zoomlight OP · 2 yr. ago On mobile but I'll try. Fruitys = Fruits / Veggie Vegs = Vegetables / Crunch Munch = Snacks/Chips / Hunks of Flesh = Meats / Cow Leaks = Milk / Baby Rocks = eggs / Frozen Potatoes Stones = Tater Tots / Hunks of Flesh Slices = Lunch meat / Bounties of the Sea = Fish / Old Cow Leaks = Yogurt & Cheese / Fatty Sticks = Butter / Cucumbers of Hate = Pickles / Bone Water Chick = Chicken Broth / Hot tub veg water = Veggie Broth / Cat crunch = cat food / Dog Munch = Dog food / Awkward sponge bean = tofu / Sad leaf party = salad / Squishy wishy liquid= juice / Soft brick = bread / Soft brick w/hole = bagels

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't figure out awkward sponge bean lol

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    VonBlade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meat, Milk, Sliced ham, fish, cheese, butter, pickles, soup, veg soup.

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol.. for years I used to put "shark meat" on our grocery list just to amuse my wife.

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    #86

    Wife Didn’t Want Anything. I Got Home, Went To The Bathroom, And Came Back To This

    Wife Didn’t Want Anything. I Got Home, Went To The Bathroom, And Came Back To This

    Punch_Your_Facehole Report

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sat next to my partner last night, she’d eaten her small share of chocolate, I still had my full share, naturally I asked if she’d like a mini egg….. nope she says, I’ve had mine…… I know but do you want another one?……. No, definitely not, they are yours……. Are you sure?….. left the bag open next to her….. you guessed it, my share became ‘our share’, I do love her 😀❤️

    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rookie mistake! Always get your wife/girlfriend something.

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    #87

    As Someone Who Times The Arrival Of Their Parcels Carefully, This Gave Me A Chuckle

    As Someone Who Times The Arrival Of Their Parcels Carefully, This Gave Me A Chuckle

    Tooleater Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local guitar shop does "wife friendly invoices" that bear no relation to the actual cost.

    Angi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local thrift shop does husband friendly ones lol

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On online shopping company has the option instead of a gift message, an alibi option that says “congratulations on your win, enjoy your prize”

    #88

    Wife: "I Left Some Cookies For You On The Counter". The Cookies On The Counter

    Wife: "I Left Some Cookies For You On The Counter". The Cookies On The Counter

    LimpScissors Report

    #89

    My Wife Is Embracing Her First Summer As An American Citizen With Enthusiasm

    My Wife Is Embracing Her First Summer As An American Citizen With Enthusiasm

    tnick771 Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be a John Deere?

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    #90

    A Military Wife's Welcoming Sign

    A Military Wife's Welcoming Sign

    Plus_River_8733 Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of ew, but I can't really figure out why

    Vicky Phenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's the flower crown with the flag outfit, which feels like she couldn't choose between anti war or pro war, totally ignoring the fact her sign is about intercourse.

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    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the smile on his face...and the anticipation!

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago

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    For a military wife she appears not to understand that she's not wearing an appropriate outfit.

    Piglet
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brit here. How is the outfit not appropriate? Genuine question.

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    Placebo Domingo
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    1 year ago

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    I would appreciate being debriefed by her.

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    #91

    Today Is December 7th, But According To My Wife’s Advent Calendar, It’s December 25th Tomorrow. Happy Christmas Everyone

    Today Is December 7th, But According To My Wife’s Advent Calendar, It’s December 25th Tomorrow. Happy Christmas Everyone

    reddit.com Report

    K. LNU
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shame here ... Apparently it was a particularly tough day.

    #92

    My Husband Asked For One Goofy Thing Over A Year Ago When He Started As A Delivery Driver... Today It's A Reality

    My Husband Asked For One Goofy Thing Over A Year Ago When He Started As A Delivery Driver... Today It's A Reality

    MaMaJillianLeanna Report

    #93

    On My Way To Surprise My Boyfriend At The Airport (He’s Never Been To Prison)

    On My Way To Surprise My Boyfriend At The Airport (He’s Never Been To Prison)

    dammit_yasmeen Report

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    #94

    This Wall In My House Is 28'W x 10' Tall And My Wife Hung Two 4x6 Pictures Up

    This Wall In My House Is 28'W x 10' Tall And My Wife Hung Two 4x6 Pictures Up

    koskyad209 Report

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    #95

    My Wife Is Short And Didn't Want To Get The Ladder

    My Wife Is Short And Didn't Want To Get The Ladder

    manfallingdown Report

    #96

    After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This

    After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This

    luckyevanston Report

    Say What
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She shouldn't be driving a loaded weapon. Who gave her a license?

    #97

    My Girlfriend Pressed Her Face In Fresh Snow

    My Girlfriend Pressed Her Face In Fresh Snow

    Joelsfallon Report

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of snow goes up when you press your face into it?

    Gold Medal? 🥇 🤞🤞
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not going up. It’s just hard to tell, and yes it is real.

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    #98

    My Wife's Solution To Stop Me From Hitting My Head On This Light Fixture After We Moved The Dinner Table

    My Wife's Solution To Stop Me From Hitting My Head On This Light Fixture After We Moved The Dinner Table

    Zeaus03 Report

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    #99

    We Just Got This Pot. I Lost The Battle, The Intrusive Thoughts Won. Skyrim Hack. Should I Send This To My Hubby While At Work?

    We Just Got This Pot. I Lost The Battle, The Intrusive Thoughts Won. Skyrim Hack. Should I Send This To My Hubby While At Work?

    harmicistt Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! *steals all her cheese wheels*

    Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that pot. Right at this moment it is filled with lemon slices, for marmalade.

    David R.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and quickly! Before you take an arrow to the knee!

    #100

    My Girlfriend Complained Of The Toilet Seat Being Up, And I Told Her She’s The Minority In This Household. This Was Her Reply

    My Girlfriend Complained Of The Toilet Seat Being Up, And I Told Her She’s The Minority In This Household. This Was Her Reply

    rogueldr1 Report

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why is it such an issue. Put the seat *and the lid* down. That way everyone has to lift and lower something.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Plus cleaner, or so they say, to flush with the lid closed. And if you have pets they aren't drinking from the toilet (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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    #101

    Wife Said She Found My Favorite Popcorn. I Didn't Get It, Took Me About 5 Minutes Then I Found It

    Wife Said She Found My Favorite Popcorn. I Didn't Get It, Took Me About 5 Minutes Then I Found It

    jjohanss Report

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    #102

    This Is Fantastic. He's Got To Be In A Big Pink Cardboard Purse And Pop Out Of It Randomly

    This Is Fantastic. He's Got To Be In A Big Pink Cardboard Purse And Pop Out Of It Randomly

    baddanadanabad Report

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    #103

    My Pregnant Wife Is Eating Apples Dipped In Pickle Juice

    My Pregnant Wife Is Eating Apples Dipped In Pickle Juice

    tnick771 Report

    #104

    I Asked My Wife What’s On Her Mind, Super Juicy

    I Asked My Wife What’s On Her Mind, Super Juicy

    HeywoodJaBlowMe123 Report

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will 100% s**t yourself while giving birth, quite possibly on your baby. Your significant other, or whomever is in the room with you will likely lie to you and say "of course you DIDN'T!" thus perpetuating this reality in which so many people are unaware of the almost certainty of this occurring. But it happened.

    #105

    I Introduced My Wife To One Internet Community Today. She Has Become Useless

    I Introduced My Wife To One Internet Community Today. She Has Become Useless

    blueeyzcal Report

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who took a picture of me scrolling through BP!

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    #106

    Bought A PS5 Controller For My Girlfriend, And She Did This While I Was Asleep. How Should I Proceed?

    Bought A PS5 Controller For My Girlfriend, And She Did This While I Was Asleep. How Should I Proceed?

    manasomali Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you still need to look at the button symbols before pressing them, I imagine you're not very successful at gaming.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy there, cowboy, everybody starts somewhere!

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    Lisa T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a little note like this, as I have a couple of PC games. I’m a PlayStation gamer so used a PS4 controller for the PC games, but the games map the controller as Xbox.

    François Bouzigues
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS if you called the middle button options and not start

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    #107

    My Girlfriend Uses Teen Spirit

    My Girlfriend Uses Teen Spirit

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