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When we think of romance, we might imagine the feeling of butterflies in our stomachs, romantic, sunset dates, and Valentine's Day. But, let’s face it, the real one-weird-trick to make someone fall in love is to make them laugh.

Partners from around the internet share the hilarious, cute, and sometimes unhinged things their wives or girlfriends have done. From pranks to wonderfully amusing idiosyncrasies, these people have documented the best moments. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to comment your thoughts below. 

#1

Smartest Wife Ever! We Were Both Pooping On Opposite Sides Of The House. I Called Her And Asked For Toilet Paper. She Yelled For The Dog And Then Told Me To Call Him

Smartest Wife Ever! We Were Both Pooping On Opposite Sides Of The House. I Called Her And Asked For Toilet Paper. She Yelled For The Dog And Then Told Me To Call Him

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Mohsie Supposie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relationship goals: Synchronized pooping!

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    #2

    Wife Sent This After Picking Up Our Dog After Surgery Today. Says He's "Still Under The Influence"

    Wife Sent This After Picking Up Our Dog After Surgery Today. Says He's "Still Under The Influence"

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    #3

    I Made My Husband A Vasectomy Cake. It’s A Lemon Cake With Swiss Meringue Buttercream

    I Made My Husband A Vasectomy Cake. It’s A Lemon Cake With Swiss Meringue Buttercream

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    While it’s not exactly surprising, humor is often overlooked as a vital component of any happy relationship. Research into the subject confirms that being funny isn’t just a core component of attracting a mate (without which many stand-up comedians would have to give up all hope), it is also important to maintaining a healthy, long-term relationship

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    The simple explanation is that if you laugh at your partner's jokes, chances are you find it easy to communicate with them. It’s not rocket science to make the connection between solid, honest communication and a relationship that lasts. 

    #4

    I’m So Happy I Didn’t Break Them

    I’m So Happy I Didn’t Break Them

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    M S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it is only me who does this. 😀

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    #5

    We Cannot Keep Any More Dogs, So I Told My Wife Not To Get Attached While We Foster. I've Been Calling Him "Inmate #003". Today, She Bought Him This Outfit

    We Cannot Keep Any More Dogs, So I Told My Wife Not To Get Attached While We Foster. I've Been Calling Him "Inmate #003". Today, She Bought Him This Outfit

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    #6

    I'm Pretty Sure My Girlfriend's Favorite Hobby Is Getting My Dog To Pose Using My Computer

    I'm Pretty Sure My Girlfriend's Favorite Hobby Is Getting My Dog To Pose Using My Computer

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    Indeed, other studies have found that there is a pretty strong correlation between the frequency and intensity of one’s laughter from a loved one’s jokes and overall satisfaction in the relationship. So, if you truly are funny enough, you might be able to joke-brute force your way out of a failing marriage. Ironically, this might mean that married comedians must be funnier than divorced ones. 

    #7

    Girlfriend Said It Was Therapeutic Working At The Humane Society

    Girlfriend Said It Was Therapeutic Working At The Humane Society

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    #8

    How My Girlfriend Sleeps

    How My Girlfriend Sleeps

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    Jenn White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only have 2 drape over me at night and I assure you.. it's only the cats who actually sleep.

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    #9

    My Wife Doesn't Want Me Snacking Late At Night, But Here Are These Two Goons Caught Red-Handed Eating My Noodles Behind My Back

    My Wife Doesn't Want Me Snacking Late At Night, But Here Are These Two Goons Caught Red-Handed Eating My Noodles Behind My Back

    Took this picture as evidence right before I called the police. I hope they have chopsticks in JAIL.

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid’s been cleared of any wrongdoing but sir we’ll have to arrest the lady! Look at that adorable guilty face!!

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    Similarly, while it’s best if a joke comes from one of the partners, laughing together already comes with a number of benefits. Like any shared experience, it builds solidarity and camaraderie. Laughter, unlike traumatic events, is also generally an indicator of a good time with few (if any) negative side effects, except perhaps a shortness of breath.  

    #10

    My Wife Put These Halloween Decorations Behind A Door In Our Basement, Now I Need New Underwear

    My Wife Put These Halloween Decorations Behind A Door In Our Basement, Now I Need New Underwear

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    #11

    The Get-Well Basket My Wife Made Me For My Vasectomy Today

    The Get-Well Basket My Wife Made Me For My Vasectomy Today

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    #12

    She's A Keeper

    She's A Keeper

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    That being said, humor tends to help a relationship where both parties see it as humor, but there are some nuances. For example, self-deprecating humor or making fun of someone, apparently, does not have as positive of an effect on one's partner, unless they very specifically prefer these sorts of jokes. 

    #13

    My Wife's Sense Of Humor Is... Juvenile

    My Wife's Sense Of Humor Is... Juvenile

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    #14

    My Girlfriend Left This Warning For Me On My Pillow

    My Girlfriend Left This Warning For Me On My Pillow

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    #15

    My Girlfriend Made These For Work To Celebrate Halloween And They're Seriously Freaking Me Out

    My Girlfriend Made These For Work To Celebrate Halloween And They're Seriously Freaking Me Out

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    Aedonia Nightsong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow how did she make the teeth? I want to make these, they look amazing.

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    #16

    I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake. It Wasn’t What He Expected

    I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake. It Wasn’t What He Expected

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great cake, beautifully made and funny to boot

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    #17

    My Girlfriend's Late Night Idea With The Guinea Pig

    My Girlfriend's Late Night Idea With The Guinea Pig

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    #18

    Reminders On My Wife’s Phone

    Reminders On My Wife’s Phone

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the morning after heart-attack, just before you remember. We've all been there.

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    #19

    She Gets It

    She Gets It

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it a bit of a red flag in hindsight when my MIL kept referring to one of hubby's exes as "she was amazing, she was just like me'.

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    #20

    My Wife Is A Nurse And This Is Her Lunch Box

    My Wife Is A Nurse And This Is Her Lunch Box

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG now I want one too!!! (I’m a medical intern)

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    #21

    My Girlfriend Just FaceTimed Me From Inside The Restaurant Bathroom

    My Girlfriend Just FaceTimed Me From Inside The Restaurant Bathroom

    Actually, it’s the door handle to the bathroom door. So she was stuck in the bathroom.

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    Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your wife know you have a GF?

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    #22

    Today Is Grinch Day In My Daughter's Class At School. She's Been Giggling Uncontrollably Since My Wife Did Her Hair

    Today Is Grinch Day In My Daughter's Class At School. She's Been Giggling Uncontrollably Since My Wife Did Her Hair

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    #23

    My Wife As Gollum

    My Wife As Gollum

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come to bed...no, keep the costume on."

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    #24

    Left My Wife Unattended At Target And She Sent Me This

    Left My Wife Unattended At Target And She Sent Me This

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    #25

    My Wife Showing A Grouper Fish His Own Picture

    My Wife Showing A Grouper Fish His Own Picture

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    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scuba dive. I love taking straight on shots if fish. I wish I could show them and get their reactions.

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    #26

    How My Girlfriend "Handled" A Spider, And Is Too Scared To Clean It Up

    How My Girlfriend "Handled" A Spider, And Is Too Scared To Clean It Up

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    #27

    Wife Adds Notes To My Packed Lunches. Today's Edition

    Wife Adds Notes To My Packed Lunches. Today's Edition

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. My partner last told me I was attractive about 30 years ago. FR.

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    #28

    My Boyfriend Asked Me To Find Art To Hang Above The Toilet

    My Boyfriend Asked Me To Find Art To Hang Above The Toilet

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    David R.
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should add tiny piece of paper below the print saying, "Damn near killed him!"

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    #29

    My Boyfriend Asked Me To Remind Him To Buy Butter. I Think I Did A Good Job

    My Boyfriend Asked Me To Remind Him To Buy Butter. I Think I Did A Good Job

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    grumski grumling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brings home ,bread, chees, milk, ... hmmm think I forgot somthing

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    #30

    I Asked My Wife To Take A Picture Of Our Fence To See How Much Got Done Today. This Is The Photo I Got

    I Asked My Wife To Take A Picture Of Our Fence To See How Much Got Done Today. This Is The Photo I Got

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    #31

    My Wife Made Dinner For A Family Tonight. After Asking If They Had Any Allergies, The Husband Said “Bees”

    My Wife Made Dinner For A Family Tonight. After Asking If They Had Any Allergies, The Husband Said “Bees”

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    #32

    Skimmed Through My Pregnant Wife’s Food Log Over The Past Couple Of Weeks And Can’t Stop Giggling

    Skimmed Through My Pregnant Wife’s Food Log Over The Past Couple Of Weeks And Can’t Stop Giggling

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    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how it gets more aggressive as the day goes on

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    #33

    The Wife’s Addition To Our Automatic Cat Feeder

    The Wife’s Addition To Our Automatic Cat Feeder

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    #34

    My Wife Is Looking Very Excited To Cut The Cake

    My Wife Is Looking Very Excited To Cut The Cake

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.”

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    #35

    My Wife Just Went Back To Work And Thinks I'm An Idiot

    My Wife Just Went Back To Work And Thinks I'm An Idiot

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    Osprey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the kids have her trained, so she is passing on the knowledge to help you avoid a complete meltdown.

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    #36

    My Girlfriend Is Selling Her Car And That's One Of The Photos She Chose For The Auction

    My Girlfriend Is Selling Her Car And That's One Of The Photos She Chose For The Auction

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    M S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not how you usually sell cars in Poland.

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    #37

    My Wife And I Have Been Placing A Skeleton We Brought In Different Situations For The Other One To Find. Needless To Say, This Is My Favorite One So Far

    My Wife And I Have Been Placing A Skeleton We Brought In Different Situations For The Other One To Find. Needless To Say, This Is My Favorite One So Far

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    Cerise Hood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't buy the plastic skeletons at the store as they hurt the environment. I go for the organic route instead.

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    #38

    Asked My Wife, Mother To My Children, To Write My Name On The Bottle I Bring To The Gym

    Asked My Wife, Mother To My Children, To Write My Name On The Bottle I Bring To The Gym

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    seana lammers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanted something different do it your darned self!

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    #39

    My Wife Had Cookies Made To Celebrate My Vasectomy

    My Wife Had Cookies Made To Celebrate My Vasectomy

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    Fynne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some well made cookies. I wonder if the bakers get so many orders of these ones that they’ve got it down to a science now

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    #40

    My Wife Made Me This Beautiful Arrangement For Valentine's Day

    My Wife Made Me This Beautiful Arrangement For Valentine's Day

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    #41

    Moved Our Extremely Heavy King Bed Headboard For The First Time In 5 Years. Guess Which Side My Wife Sleeps On

    Moved Our Extremely Heavy King Bed Headboard For The First Time In 5 Years. Guess Which Side My Wife Sleeps On

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    seana lammers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were used condoms at first look

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    #42

    Gift From My Wife. This Is Love

    Gift From My Wife. This Is Love

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    #43

    Came Home From Work To See My Girlfriend Had Updated Our Letterboard

    Came Home From Work To See My Girlfriend Had Updated Our Letterboard

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    #44

    I Decided To Learn To Crochet By Making My Husband A Stocking, But I Got The Scale A Little Bit Off. But The Sheer Size Of It Has Made Us Laugh So Much That It Is Well Worth The Mistakes

    I Decided To Learn To Crochet By Making My Husband A Stocking, But I Got The Scale A Little Bit Off. But The Sheer Size Of It Has Made Us Laugh So Much That It Is Well Worth The Mistakes

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    #45

    Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary

    Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary

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    #46

    I Thought This Was Funny, My Husband Did Not

    I Thought This Was Funny, My Husband Did Not

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    Say What
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He gets a wife with a great sense of humor and all she gets is an ungrateful husband. Let him live in uncomfortable drawers every day for a year and see if he can be as lighthearted.

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    #47

    My Wife And Her Friends Are Having A LAN Party To Play Stardew Valley

    My Wife And Her Friends Are Having A LAN Party To Play Stardew Valley

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    #48

    My Girlfriend At The Dentist

    My Girlfriend At The Dentist

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she's not at the dentist, is she like that, just with her mouth closed?

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    #49

    My Wife's Childhood Attempt At Drawing The Baby Jesus

    My Wife's Childhood Attempt At Drawing The Baby Jesus

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    #50

    My Girlfriend Slipped This Under The Door While I Was In The Bathroom

    My Girlfriend Slipped This Under The Door While I Was In The Bathroom

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    #51

    My Wife And Her Class Made "Groundhogs". I Can't Stop Laughing

    My Wife And Her Class Made "Groundhogs". I Can't Stop Laughing

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    junipurrrrr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the bottom left two. They’re quite special

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    #52

    My Wife Bought A Mirror Sticker For The Garage Gym. Looks Great

    My Wife Bought A Mirror Sticker For The Garage Gym. Looks Great

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    #53

    My Wife Always Comes Through With The Best Valentine's Gift

    My Wife Always Comes Through With The Best Valentine's Gift

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    #54

    Found This Note From My Wife On The Bathroom Mirror. I Turned Around Expecting A Trick Rubber One Or Something

    Found This Note From My Wife On The Bathroom Mirror. I Turned Around Expecting A Trick Rubber One Or Something

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    #55

    My Wife And Dogs Are Sleeping In A Chaotic Pile

    My Wife And Dogs Are Sleeping In A Chaotic Pile

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    #56

    In An Attempt To Help My Husband Complete His Chores, I've Made Him A List Of Side Quests

    In An Attempt To Help My Husband Complete His Chores, I've Made Him A List Of Side Quests

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    #57

    My Wife Draped Her Hair Over Our Son's Head To See What He Would Look Like

    My Wife Draped Her Hair Over Our Son's Head To See What He Would Look Like

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    #58

    Wife Cut Her Own Hair Today, Almost Gave Me A Heart Attack Upon Opening The Trash Can

    Wife Cut Her Own Hair Today, Almost Gave Me A Heart Attack Upon Opening The Trash Can

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    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gosh, how long was her hair to start with??

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    #59

    My Wife Sleeps Like This

    My Wife Sleeps Like This

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    #60

    My Wife Decorating The Kids' Room

    My Wife Decorating The Kids' Room

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    #61

    My Girlfriend, Attempting To Use Siri To Add Olive Oil To Our Shopping List

    My Girlfriend, Attempting To Use Siri To Add Olive Oil To Our Shopping List

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    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SIL used Alexa to add a loofah to her shopping list, Alexa confirmed with “I put “do a fart” on your shopping list" It's childish, I know, but I almost pee'ed myself laughing.

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    #62

    My Bored Girlfriend Decided To Style My Hair. Leg Hair

    My Bored Girlfriend Decided To Style My Hair. Leg Hair

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    #63

    My Wife Is Trying To Teach Patrick TMNT, But He Really Wants To Play Godzilla

    My Wife Is Trying To Teach Patrick TMNT, But He Really Wants To Play Godzilla

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealous you've got some tables, less jealous about the choice. Theatre of Magic, Attack from Mars, Medieval Madness please.

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    #64

    My Wife Bought Me This Because I Behaved At The Grocery Store

    My Wife Bought Me This Because I Behaved At The Grocery Store

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    #65

    My Wife Asked Me, "Which Color Do You Like Best?"

    My Wife Asked Me, "Which Color Do You Like Best?"

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm partial to the off-white, but the off-off-white might work.

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    #66

    My Wife Playing Skyrim, Her First RPG Ever, For The First Time. I Love Her Dearly

    My Wife Playing Skyrim, Her First RPG Ever, For The First Time. I Love Her Dearly

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    #67

    My Wife Got Me A Cake For What I Thought Was A Big Accomplishment

    My Wife Got Me A Cake For What I Thought Was A Big Accomplishment

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a joke, but that's just mean.

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    #68

    My Wife Had Me Hang This Up In Our Bathroom And Didn't Get Why I Was Laughing The Whole Time

    My Wife Had Me Hang This Up In Our Bathroom And Didn't Get Why I Was Laughing The Whole Time

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    #69

    Tried To Sneak A Picture Of My Girlfriend Multitasking

    Tried To Sneak A Picture Of My Girlfriend Multitasking

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It put the lotion in it's skin. It does what it's told!

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    #70

    My Wife’s Reminder Of Her Colonoscopy Appointment

    My Wife’s Reminder Of Her Colonoscopy Appointment

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    #71

    My Wife Did Good. Perfect IT Nerd Shirts

    My Wife Did Good. Perfect IT Nerd Shirts

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    #72

    My Wife Got My Father-In-Law Socks For Christmas With Our Faces On Them

    My Wife Got My Father-In-Law Socks For Christmas With Our Faces On Them

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    #73

    My Wife Couldn’t Open The Bag, So This Was Her Solution When She Bought The Potato

    My Wife Couldn’t Open The Bag, So This Was Her Solution When She Bought The Potato

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    Tumbah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalize no fruit/veg bags.Such a waste.

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    #74

    I Love The Notes My Girlfriend Leaves On The Fridge

    I Love The Notes My Girlfriend Leaves On The Fridge

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    #75

    My Wife Just Asked Me If I Broke My Drill

    My Wife Just Asked Me If I Broke My Drill

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a woman and I understand why you put that tape on. And I find it hilarious 🤣

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    #76

    Husband Said We Have To Get Rid Of The Bees Living In The Metal Part Of Our Kitchen Window. I Don't Agree With Him

    Husband Said We Have To Get Rid Of The Bees Living In The Metal Part Of Our Kitchen Window. I Don't Agree With Him

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, little fellas need all the help they can get. 👍🏻

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    #77

    25 Years Ago My Wife Was Featured In The Newspaper Enjoying Pancakes At The 5th Annual Kiwanis Pancake Festival

    25 Years Ago My Wife Was Featured In The Newspaper Enjoying Pancakes At The 5th Annual Kiwanis Pancake Festival

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks exactly like that crying girl colouring in.

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    #79

    My Wife Made Me A Grocery List

    My Wife Made Me A Grocery List

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    #80

    My Wife Went To The Flea Market And Brought Home A Wall Decoration For The Bathroom

    My Wife Went To The Flea Market And Brought Home A Wall Decoration For The Bathroom

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    jae goldz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d enjoy switching that toilet paper to the right way

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    #81

    How My Fiancée Eats Her Pumpkin Pie. There's A Pie Under There Somewhere

    How My Fiancée Eats Her Pumpkin Pie. There's A Pie Under There Somewhere

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    #82

    I Bought My Wife An Xbox, And The First Thing She Does Is Power Wash A Van

    I Bought My Wife An Xbox, And The First Thing She Does Is Power Wash A Van

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most satisfying games ever made.

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    #83

    My Wife Made This For My Desk At Work

    My Wife Made This For My Desk At Work

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    Nurichwersonst
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine them moving up and down with this bibibibiii-sound 😅 edit: fat fingers 🤭

    #84

    The Wife Had To Print A Test Page

    The Wife Had To Print A Test Page

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    #85

    Asked My Wife To Write A Grocery List For Me

    Asked My Wife To Write A Grocery List For Me

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    #86

    Wife Didn’t Want Anything. I Got Home, Went To The Bathroom, And Came Back To This

    Wife Didn’t Want Anything. I Got Home, Went To The Bathroom, And Came Back To This

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sat next to my partner last night, she’d eaten her small share of chocolate, I still had my full share, naturally I asked if she’d like a mini egg….. nope she says, I’ve had mine…… I know but do you want another one?……. No, definitely not, they are yours……. Are you sure?….. left the bag open next to her….. you guessed it, my share became ‘our share’, I do love her 😀❤️

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    #87

    As Someone Who Times The Arrival Of Their Parcels Carefully, This Gave Me A Chuckle

    As Someone Who Times The Arrival Of Their Parcels Carefully, This Gave Me A Chuckle

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local guitar shop does "wife friendly invoices" that bear no relation to the actual cost.

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    #88

    Wife: "I Left Some Cookies For You On The Counter". The Cookies On The Counter

    Wife: "I Left Some Cookies For You On The Counter". The Cookies On The Counter

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    #89

    My Wife Is Embracing Her First Summer As An American Citizen With Enthusiasm

    My Wife Is Embracing Her First Summer As An American Citizen With Enthusiasm

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    #90

    A Military Wife's Welcoming Sign

    A Military Wife's Welcoming Sign

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of ew, but I can't really figure out why

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    #91

    Today Is December 7th, But According To My Wife’s Advent Calendar, It’s December 25th Tomorrow. Happy Christmas Everyone

    Today Is December 7th, But According To My Wife’s Advent Calendar, It’s December 25th Tomorrow. Happy Christmas Everyone

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    K. LNU
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shame here ... Apparently it was a particularly tough day.

    #92

    My Husband Asked For One Goofy Thing Over A Year Ago When He Started As A Delivery Driver... Today It's A Reality

    My Husband Asked For One Goofy Thing Over A Year Ago When He Started As A Delivery Driver... Today It's A Reality

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    #93

    On My Way To Surprise My Boyfriend At The Airport (He’s Never Been To Prison)

    On My Way To Surprise My Boyfriend At The Airport (He’s Never Been To Prison)

    dammit_yasmeen Report

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    #94

    This Wall In My House Is 28'W x 10' Tall And My Wife Hung Two 4x6 Pictures Up

    This Wall In My House Is 28'W x 10' Tall And My Wife Hung Two 4x6 Pictures Up

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    #95

    My Wife Is Short And Didn't Want To Get The Ladder

    My Wife Is Short And Didn't Want To Get The Ladder

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    #96

    After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This

    After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This

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    #97

    My Girlfriend Pressed Her Face In Fresh Snow

    My Girlfriend Pressed Her Face In Fresh Snow

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    #98

    My Wife's Solution To Stop Me From Hitting My Head On This Light Fixture After We Moved The Dinner Table

    My Wife's Solution To Stop Me From Hitting My Head On This Light Fixture After We Moved The Dinner Table

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    #99

    We Just Got This Pot. I Lost The Battle, The Intrusive Thoughts Won. Skyrim Hack. Should I Send This To My Hubby While At Work?

    We Just Got This Pot. I Lost The Battle, The Intrusive Thoughts Won. Skyrim Hack. Should I Send This To My Hubby While At Work?

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    #100

    My Girlfriend Complained Of The Toilet Seat Being Up, And I Told Her She’s The Minority In This Household. This Was Her Reply

    My Girlfriend Complained Of The Toilet Seat Being Up, And I Told Her She’s The Minority In This Household. This Was Her Reply

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    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why is it such an issue. Put the seat *and the lid* down. That way everyone has to lift and lower something.

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    #101

    Wife Said She Found My Favorite Popcorn. I Didn't Get It, Took Me About 5 Minutes Then I Found It

    Wife Said She Found My Favorite Popcorn. I Didn't Get It, Took Me About 5 Minutes Then I Found It

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    #102

    This Is Fantastic. He's Got To Be In A Big Pink Cardboard Purse And Pop Out Of It Randomly

    This Is Fantastic. He's Got To Be In A Big Pink Cardboard Purse And Pop Out Of It Randomly

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    #103

    My Pregnant Wife Is Eating Apples Dipped In Pickle Juice

    My Pregnant Wife Is Eating Apples Dipped In Pickle Juice

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    #104

    I Asked My Wife What’s On Her Mind, Super Juicy

    I Asked My Wife What’s On Her Mind, Super Juicy

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    iseefractals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will 100% s**t yourself while giving birth, quite possibly on your baby. Your significant other, or whomever is in the room with you will likely lie to you and say "of course you DIDN'T!" thus perpetuating this reality in which so many people are unaware of the almost certainty of this occurring. But it happened.

    #105

    I Introduced My Wife To One Internet Community Today. She Has Become Useless

    I Introduced My Wife To One Internet Community Today. She Has Become Useless

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who took a picture of me scrolling through BP!

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    #106

    Bought A PS5 Controller For My Girlfriend, And She Did This While I Was Asleep. How Should I Proceed?

    Bought A PS5 Controller For My Girlfriend, And She Did This While I Was Asleep. How Should I Proceed?

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you still need to look at the button symbols before pressing them, I imagine you're not very successful at gaming.

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    #107

    My Girlfriend Uses Teen Spirit

    My Girlfriend Uses Teen Spirit

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