89 Awkward Russian Wedding Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good

They have to use a watermelon because they cantaloupe...

Hahahahahahaha..... This one should be way higher up!

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that dress... channelling Poison Ivy perhaps?

Oh, wow... But she looks gorgeous. Reminds me of Lagertha from Vikings.

This looks like that movie.. Black cat, White Cat.

Her 3 wishes might be: 1. Put the toilet seat down. 2. No wet towel on the floor. 3. Do the dishes.

now they're BOTH the centaur of attention!

As it turned out, both parties were in for a surprise.

The guy on the left is having a good day 😂

peter pan and tinkerbell have aged terribly...

So. Cool.

Is she crying or ecstatic?

This is painful even to look at.

actually thought that was blood on her dress

this works on many levels

I think this shows her fun sense of humour... One needs to be able to laugh at yourself, right?

"as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

finish him!!!!

She is just showing him her stretching skills. Nothing wrong here. Move along.

hunger games marriage version

At least this is quite sweet, some of the others have been been disturbing and downright WTF?!

I wonder what kind of engine she got under that hood?

Hee hee... Here in South Africa, especially in the Cape Malay culture, you get these plastic swans at every single wedding without fail... I cringe to think if they ever saw this!

i'd take it as a sign

...Nope, nuh uh, nada, hella naw, no..... uh uh...

When she finally said yes to do 'that' but you're stuck in a traffic jam.

When you get married in the past and have to go back to the future ASAP.

photoshop skills ftw?

go home russia, you're drunk.

Meanwhile in Russia....

0 . 0 ........

I think he loved her because she had a great personality omg, this dress xDD

what the shuddery f**k is this?

Hmmm..looks like he married the chick from the stag party instead >.<

I think the entire church where the wedding took place needs to go for confession because that dress is seriously naughty

And they just had to pick the ugliest, most in need of repair dock for their legs-wide-open photo. Oh wait. It's Russia. That IS the nicest dock.

How many koruna did he have to put in that g-string before she said yes???

Her implants have achieved self-awareness and are attempting to abandon ship!

Заголовок не правдив. Настоящая славянка - скромная. Свадебное славянское платье закрывает зону декольте и руки. А уж тем более ни одна приличная невеста у нас так не сядет . Эээ то называется " враскоряку". Многим славянским родителям стало бы неприятно, если бы дочь так себя вела на свадьбе. И тем более , если бы оделась так, как женщина лёгкого поведения

The engineering of this top. Double sided tape or glue?

Money is changing hands on more than one level

Nice tire

Great dress, what there is of it!

Perfect fit: he looks pimpish and she looks hookish. Wedding night: plain routine

Already broke her arms...Now for the legs.

Is it bad that I actually quite like this one!!!!

I just don't even

With her friend under her dress it makes it look like the dudes are chasing after a sheep 🐑🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Yeah, I lost the fight and she will marry him instead, but what can you do?

It might be because I made it to page 7, but this is kinda cute.

so cabbage patch kids has only just got to russia yeah?

"marry me or the bunny gets it"

there's even the shadow in the down right corner. next level photoshopping.

"What kind of food would you like to serve?" "Orange and yellow." "Can do."

jeans? JEANS?!

Is it weird that I think these are the wrong way around ?