Seeing an online collection of snapshots meant for amusement and chuckles is always a treat. One such example is the Hard Images Instagram page.
With 2.1 million followers as of this posting, the account features pictures that "go hard." For those who don't know, "go hard" is a slang term for a photo that looks cool and interesting or even weird enough to evoke an emotion.
Of course, that definition varies from person to person, so scroll away, and you be the judge.
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Regardless of if you like it or not you gotta give props for the good execution.
"The original 5 levels"of fatness are big, healthy, husky, fluffy, and damn." Gabriel Iglesias.
"The reason I say used to be is because now there are 6. Uh huh. I met the new one in Las Crusas. It's called Oh hell no!" - Gabriel Iglesias A.K.A Fluffy
Load More Replies...Cementicus (I can't come up with a rhyming word for broken)icus
Load More Replies...You don’t have to be a professional to be able to take a photo that captures attention. But if you want to know the rules, here’s an introduction from San Diego-based photographer Stephen Bay.
The first is uniqueness. Bay says he has made it a habit to find something distinct in a photo that no one else has covered.
“If my subject is a well-known landmark, I ask myself, is this composition one that I’ve seen before? If the answer is yes, what will be different about my photo? What am I trying to say that’s different from everybody else? If I can’t answer that, I won’t take the picture.”
My cousin was teller at a p**n shop. Someone slid a note across the counter that said "I have a gun. Give me all your cash." My cousin was TIRED. She da looked at the robber and goes "You're gonna want to talk to my manager about this".
I spent 3 entire minutes of my life trying to figure out why someone was trying rob a p0rn shop... and then I realized what the censored word actually is.
Load More Replies...I read that like **That's not a knoife...
Load More Replies...Well he's on the other side of the glass to her, so he is of no threat to her. It could get nasty if he took another customer hostage though.
Load More Replies...Don't effing argue with me, I'm a CAT with murder mittens and giantantic ego!
until........ :) those wheels don't look fit for the terrain!
Load More Replies...hopefully the rope tried to the horse is pulling a shrubbery
Load More Replies...There's a rope attached to the end of the horse. So I'd say "sudden and quick" to your question.
Load More Replies...AND BREAK EVERY BARRIER IN YOUR WAY!!! GOOOO PUPPPYYYYY!!! (No I'm not over enthusiastic! You just don't care enough!)
Load More Replies...his a*s is NOT! working out!!! no gains! eepy! to small! rack on the floor! he is a fake!!11!11!
When I was 17, I bought an '86 Mazda 626 that was only 4 years younger than I am. As a joke, my friend bought me a Jaguar hood ornament for Christmas. I drilled two holes in my hood to mount the ornament and used two-part epoxy to help cement it in place XD It was great. Unfortunately it got stolen a year later while my friend and I were at the mall, but I still think fondly back on that old-a**e Mazda sedan that had a brand-new Jaguar hood ornament mounted on it XD
Load More Replies...I want a Merc just to do this 😂..I don't even care about cars
One dog to find them, One dog bring them all, and in the dogness bind them, In the land of Mordog where the shaggybois lie
Load More Replies...When Sauron's dog Poopsie needs to go for walkies, the ring wraiths answer the call.
when your on the way to the weekly summoning with the boys but the dog needs a walk
The cutie pooch kinda messes up the dark vibe, ha ha 😂 😄
Composition, as Bay explained, is the manner in which the photographer arranges the visual elements of a scene. The central focal point, the area that naturally draws the eye and demands the most attention, is one of those key elements. Here’s Bay sharing how he picks his central focal point:
“I look at how the light and shadows in the scene may lead the viewer’s eyes between focal points. I look at the geometry of objects (and for landscapes, the terrain) and how this may guide the viewer’s eye around the scene.”
And be proud to be outta your tank and outta your bowl and one more time loud as you can how does it goooo.....
Load More Replies...swim shady needs a proper tank and not the p*ss water filled "glass jar" the owners stuck him in
No no no, Drop Bears are... Imagine a group of koalas, but they're also like helldivers/special ops. Now THOSE are drop bears.
Load More Replies...Picture timing master level. Looks like a scene from a cartoon. Masha & Mishka vibes here.
My brain saw this and thought “cool. Bear loves trampolines and has friends to accommodate. New life goals.”
Let me guess...zoo, bear, escape, tree, vet, blowpipe, ketamine dart, hit, inflatable guest bed, gravity, end...🐻🎯 💤
Not a zoo bear - just one who kept hanging around in a neighborhood. They released it somewhere away from people.
Load More Replies...A rare member of the levitating bear species is released into the wild.
THis seems to be another, similar situation, but there is another internet-famous photo of a bear dropping oto a trampoline, and it doesn't end well for him. Because heavy bears tend to bounce off of the trampoline and land hard on the ground. The bear in the internet-famous photo died because of that. So I can't really find this photo funny. Poor bear...
This bear was fine. They released it far away from the neighborhood it kept hanging out in.
Load More Replies...And I love your name (I'm also a wee bit jealous that I didn't think of it first)
Load More Replies...am i the only one that realised he has a pistol, but no ammo for it and rifle ammo but no rifle.....
no seriously a guy at my gym twirls a massive hammer around. Hes the bro-est bruh!
Lighting, as we know, can affect the mood of a photo. And if this is something you would usually play around with when taking pictures, here are some tips from Bay:
“Overcast light is often good for low-key scenes with a somber mood. It’s also very good light for showing details and texture. Taking the photo shown below during golden hour would have resulted in a very different emotional impact.”
On this occasion he was being honored by the Oklahoma House of Representatives.
Load More Replies...And I have to use an electric juicer to get lemon juice.
Load More Replies..."Your honor, I swear, I was just shaking his hand... no idea how he could break every bone it it!"
This is the old man I want to see targeted by muggers. He might turn their whole life around.
Hey vegans.."at least we kill the cow first, you're eating that apple alive" - Red Green 😂🤣
Load More Replies...He is showing off his immense power to intimidate his opponent before the trial by combat.
Load More Replies...He had to borrow his Mom's car to pickup his girl friend to go to the prom. He never saw her again .
If you prefer landscape photos, Bay advises taking them during the “magic hour.” This is the time during sunset or daybreak when the sky turns a bright, golden hue.
“This light results in colorful skies, warm saturated colors, and shadows that help define subjects but aren’t too harsh.”
Oh hey, it's the secret mudcrab merchant from Morrowind! That little guy is a godsend when you've got some fancy item none of the other merchants can afford to buy.
Like everyone else on their way to take the bus to work…he’s feeling a little crabby.
I would like to see the finish product of the kid doing the blue face.
You can choose any moment! And the benefit is? You stay much longer young and healthy because of it.
Load More Replies...All us Juggalos gettin Juggaold! That's ok! I'm still down with the clown! ;)
Have Juggalos been around for this long? I'm feeling some kinda way. In other words, old.
I'd much rather see this than some idiot loaded up with every firearm imaginable.
I read that as _walking up_ and was going to say "imagine if it walked up to you!"
Load More Replies...if the armrests were padded and it had a headrest i would buy this. ooo imagine if it could walk that would be so cool
Photography, as veteran photographer Ivan Martinez explains, “shows the world through your eyes.” And finding inspiration, he says, is about “developing your own view of the world” instead of just abiding by technical rules.
“Some photographers skip the ‘unwritten rules’ of photography and still end up with great pieces—just because of the interesting view of the world they showed through their work.”
You can also fill it with water and make cheap barbells with it..?
Load More Replies...And it's got a ph of 8. Which is going to go down to ~2 when it hits your stomach and ~7.4 when it's in your blood. Because that's how homeostasis works and ph buffering works. If your ph changes significantly it's a serious medical problem.
For two and a half years during the pandemic, I worked the vitamins/supplements department of a grocery store. I had a co-worker who SWORE he "had never been sick since the 1990s" because he only drank alkaline water, and thus, his body was alkaline and thus inhospitable to bacteria/viruses. I'm very science-minded/a believer in Actual Science™, so I was like "uh yeahhh... no... sorry, you can't make your body 'alkaline' - if you did, you'd be dead." He was a cool co-worker otherwise, but holy c**p he was SO SURE that "alkaline water" was what was keeping him healthy. Then again, our department also sold woo-woo homeopathic products and a book titled "Alkalize Or Die", so I guess he fit right in XD
Load More Replies...By the looks of that wheelchair she won't be chasing you unless someone is pushing her.
Load More Replies...I'll bet it's just a yellow plastic rod. At that angle, the liquid should he arcing if it was real but that is straight as a rod.
Probably - but it's still an entertaining picture ;)
Load More Replies...Two physics-related problems with this. 1. It only works if there is a hole in the bottom of that bottle to keep the fluid from "chugging". 2. Even with "AIR behind fluid", it only works at that angle as long as the pressure remains *constant* - so maybe 10 seconds before the dropping fluid level decreases the flow speed and changes the flow rate.
It's a tube you can tell by the color and the way the light comes through it
I didn't even notice it was a Benz! Good catch!
Load More Replies...I always drive by sound and feel. You only need to know how many gears you have and which side reverse is on.
Oh dear... My husband ordered those same pants from Temu, and we have pet rats... does my husband have a long lost brother?
I remember saying a mock-up of an early computer using an IBM selectric as its keyboard
The rule of thirds is one of those technical guidelines. In a nutshell, it places the subject either on the right or left third of the frame, leaving two-thirds of empty space. It’s an effective concept, but breaking the rule of thirds can also yield interesting results. Photographer Derek Boyd gives an example.
“If your subject is going to be a really small part of the image, sometimes the best way to highlight them is to break the rule of thirds and put them almost dead center.”
Just like me, he wants to know what is on the other side of that hill. You go boy !!
Musta stole the gum gum being a dum dum to be behind razor-wire
Load More Replies...Timing is another key element in taking a good photo. Martinez's description was fitting: “Taking a photograph is essentially being able to freeze time.”
Martinez says capturing that perfect moment requires a bit of anticipation, planning, and knowing what story you want to tell through the image. The concept applies whether you take a sunset snapshot or an Instagram story of your piña colada by the beach.
“Anticipation will depend on what you are photographing, and your planning can be more casual depending on what you intend on capturing.”
Purely for looks. Mowers of this size aren't pressure lubricated so there's no oil pressure to float the turbo bushings. That, and a single-cylinder 180cc engine wouldn't produce enough exhaust pressure to spool it up.
Load More Replies...What part do you think is photoshop? The LED lighting we can obviously see the wiring for? The extremely scabby welds on the prop rod holding the turbo up? We are perfectly capable of creating absurd things in real life.
Load More Replies...Is the seller just throwing words out there to get as many people as possible to see this?
Color and tones likewise play a role in the emotions evoked by a photo. Martinez describes tone as the brightness levels of an image.
Warm tones like orange, red, and yellow may express gentleness and romance. Meanwhile, harsher, cool colors like violet may convey passion or danger.
It's rotated 180. The chainsaw goes out to your 10 o'clock position.
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