Tell me if you didn’t dream of being a veterinarian when you were a kid. Personally, helping animals and seeing them every day sounds so much fun! However, when we grow a little older, we understand that being a veterinarian means not only petting cats and dogs every day. Yeah, unfortunately. It also requires many years of hard studies and determination, but once you survive this - it’s a rewarding path. But! There is a slightly complicated part when it’s time to deal with pet owners. Well, of course, not every one of them can make you question your decisions, but it happens.
Speaking of dealing with pet owners, veterinarians in this Facebook group share the most bizarre requests that they have received. If you think ‘oh, it can’t be that bad,’ spoiler alert - yes, it absolutely can. Check it out for yourself!
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Had a very elderly woman come in saying something was wrong with her dog, very serious, it wasn't breathing and could we do something about it. She unfolded the blanket revealing one a those stuffed dogs, battery powered, the ones that look so real, their chests move up and down,and she was SO sad, crying! We took the "pet" to our treatment area, replaced the AA batteries and the woman left completely happy. She did return 2 or 3 more times after that asking for help and we gladly abliged by replacing the batteries. Is kinda sad, but she was so happy.
I remember a patient I had when I first started nursing in family medicine. She was in her early 90s, and was starting the horribly sad decline into dementia. The Dr, who was in his 70s and one of the most amazing Drs I have worked with, still did house calls. He told us about how she kept looking for her pet bird that she though flown away, but it had actually been re-homed by her daughter due to her not being able to care for it anymore.. We found a fake bird, that responded to voices and touch, and when he went on his next house call, he put it in the cage. She was so happy and believed her beloved pet bird had come back . Every time he visited her, about once a week, she would show him the bird. She eventually had to go to assisted living and she was able to take the "bird" with her. It seriously brought her so much joy in her final years. On a side note, she also had a 61 convertible Ford Mustang her and her husband bought new. It was in mint condition and she was very proud of it
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Love that instead of pointing out that their pet wasn't real they treated her with kindness and just helped. We need a lot more people in the world like this.
Sounds like she may have had dementia. I've seen dementia patients quite often have those breathing cats and dogs.
A woman came in carrying a photo of her dog, asking if we had seen her. After some confusing conversation it turned out her dog had passed over but she was looking for the reincarnation of it. I explained that her dog would most likely not look the same, or even similar, when she reincarnated, and that she should rather be on the look out for a young dog that "felt" the same; some weeks later she returned with a puppy from a shelter, thanking me enthusiastically because not only did the new puppy not look like her deceased dog, but she had come back as a boy!
It's true. Some pets are angels sent for a purpose. Some reincarnate and return to you.
I had an oddly similar situation. A lady's cat got out and was hit by a car. She brought in a picture and wanted to know if we knew anyone that had one that looked just like him. I got her in touch with a cat rescue friend and I believe she got a kitty.
Bored Panda contacted Dr. Georgia Jeremiah, DVM and CEO of Furmacy, who kindly agreed to share her personal stories and insights regarding veterinarian jobs!
Speaking of funny stories, Dr. Georgia remembered: “I performed a surgery on a dog who had eaten an item of clothing that had become trapped in her small intestine. When discharging the patient, I presented the offending article of clothing to her owners in a ziplock bag. The man looked like a deer in headlights when the woman slowly turned to him and said 'these underwear aren’t mine'. Needless to say, I left quickly and let them sort it out!”
We were asked by a client that while their cat was being cremated that the person doing it read out a verse from the bible. The cremation man was so sweet he went down to the library and found the verse they were after and read it during the cremation.
the client would never had known if the person read it or not- so the fact that they did is making me tear up. what a good person!
It's been 30 years since I worked for veterinarians, and I realize that things change, but to my knowledge, pet creations aren't a family affair like human creations, where the family gathers around the deceased for a ceremony before cremation, but the pet's body is left with the veterinarian who tags it as to be cremated and returned to the owner. Please enlighten me as to this new pet funeral service!
it depends. dog #1 was taken from the vet and we only got the ashes. dog #2 we brought ourselves. They offer a room to mourn before and to watch the cremation if you chose to. You can get paw prints, fotos, fur, necklaces and even diamonds out off the ashes. We always took the ashes to a river with a friend and her dogs and had a beer in their memory.
Load More Replies...Seriously, why the dang onion Ninjas out and about again. These people are so sweet!!
Oh yeah and another woman brought her young female cat in because she was getting very fat. On examination it was clear that the cat was heavily pregnant, but the woman said that was impossible - the cat never went outside and the only other cat she had contact with was her brother. "Is he neutered?" I asked, and most indignantly she replied that I was suggesting something very obscene and marched off to complain to my boss. Fortunately he was able to convince her that cats don't have the same moral standards as humans.
Was literally going to comment the exact same thing!
Load More Replies...So, my husband, who under any other circumstance is someone I consider to be highly intelligent, made a comment about how he didn't think our brother and sister Jack Russells would EVER mate bc they're related and that would just be gross..... yeah, dogs don't care. Animals don't care. If one is in heat, the opposite sex WILL try to mate.
Cats, or any animal really, do not care if they are related. Lol
Including humans. Hence incest laws that are rarely enforced.
Load More Replies...I saw a lot of male cat on cat action with boarding felines at the veterinary clinic I worked at in high school to know that it's natural.
this was standard male on female action... nothing to see here.
Load More Replies...I had a client once whose unspayed cat got out and hooked up with the neighbor's unneutered tomcat. Her child was upset because ," ..they aren't married!".
Even if they don't care about unwanted kittens, it's easier to take care of them as pets if you don't have to deal with female heat cycling or male aggression.
Load More Replies...She also shared one more story that she remembered: “I had an elderly client who was struggling to get his severely obese dog to lose weight. We formulated a diet and exercise plan that the owner was dedicated to following, yet after a month, the dog’s weight was still stable. I asked him to keep a journal of everything he feeds the dog down to the morsel as sneaky treats are often the culprit. He later presented me with a journal that showed an additional three cooked meals plus treats that he fed his dog alongside his formulated diet. Once we removed the pancake breakfast, the dog dropped 20lbs!"
We had a former client bring in a cat to be neutered. He asked if prior to the surgery we could place his cat in a kennel with a female cat for one final.... Our sharp receptionist politely responded with "I'm sorry sir, but we no longer offer that service".
Excuse my ignorance. Can neutered cats not get active anymore? Why would it be the final get down? I thought they just couldn't reproduce anymore.
They can. But I believe that the person wanted the cat to get a cat pregnant
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We had a client ask to put down her 7 yo Golden because she was tired of dealing with occasional allergy issues. Then she asked that if her husband showed up with lost fliers to just not say anything. We got the dog into rescue. WTH???
That is the most cruel thing I have ever heard. those immature bastards should not be allowed to have pets
Look at just how cruel she was willing to be towards her husband. She was going to lie to him about the dog, put the dog down, and wanted the vet to be complicit in her lies. I'm glad that they rescued the dog. Goldens are the best ever. Too bad they couldn't euthanize her. That would fix her allergies.
Load More Replies...We had a lady who wanted to put her dog down because it "Didn't match her couch."...I can't make this s**t up.
I just don't get it. We've had to have a few pets put down and it's been a heart wrenching decision each time. We did it because they were sick and starting to suffer.
Load More Replies...As long as animals are considered property, this kind of shiit will keep happening.
I wish I could upvote this more than once. Absolutely spot on.
Load More Replies...My mother did that when I was young. "Oh, poor Peppy ate some poison. Or Bertha died." Always happened when I was at school. Imagine my shock when Bertha found her way home from where my mother dumped her. What a b*tch.
I do not understand how it's even legal for a vet to kill a healthy dog. That sounds like the kind of thing that should be illegal.
I've put down my animals after their suffering starts to interfere with their daily life. How sad to not have any feelings for your poor kitty. Why even have a pet?
I have had to have a few cats put down, and it was absolutely horrible!
“Veterinary work is incredibly rewarding , but can be emotionally draining. Every day you get to make a difference in the lives of pets and their owners and no two days are ever the same (as cliché as that sounds). It’s also funny - I cannot imagine doing another job that would make me laugh as much as vet work,” she emphasizes.
“The hardest part is usually dealing with owner expectations and financial concerns. There is often an assumption that you will know what is wrong with an animal simply by examining them, without performing any diagnostic tests. Whilst this is often the case, we still require diagnostics in a lot of cases to reach a concrete diagnosis. Because most people pay for these costs directly out of pocket, it can be challenging to formulate a plan for a pet’s care that encompasses the diagnostics you wish to perform and takes into account an owner’s financial situation - a scenario that is less common in human medicine.”
Asked for testicles from their dog back so he could keep them in a jar at his office, so when his daughter was old enough to date he could bring the boyfriend in the room and explain what happened to her LAST boyfriend that didn't treat her well....
Lol 😂. When I worked for a veterinary clinic in high school, I did actually do this, and kept them on my dresser as a warning to boyfriends!
Additionally, Dr. Georgia Jeremiah shared that “Saying goodbye to an animal is bittersweet in most cases and euthanasia can truly be a gift, yet as an ER vet, I frequently encounter cases where an animal is uninsured and the owners have limited funds to treat. As I don’t own the hospital or control costs, we do everything we can to lower the expense or seek alternative funds for them, yet euthanasia is sometimes the most humane option. It is the most heart-breaking aspect of veterinary medicine where finances limit your ability to do your job and many vets have received death threats or worse for not treating animals for free. It’s why the suicide rate amongst veterinarians is one of the highest out of all professions.”
Man brought in his cat that had been deceased for at least a month for us to have cremated - he had been storing it in a plastic cooler at his house since it died and it stunk to high heaven. AND he wanted a clay paw print to take home. Tech did it - and I'm thinking maybe I don't pay her enough.
I had to take a pawprint for a cat that died in a housefire, was frozen after, then defrosted. I was definitely not paid enough.
That would be the time I recommend printing some pictures of the cat to put on the wall. What the...
Load More Replies...Now, as it is clear that the veterinary profession is hard, but rewarding, she shared her favorite part of her job: “Being able to save critically ill animals. When a pet enters my hospital on a stretcher, struggling to survive and walks out of the hospital back into the arms of his or her owners. It’s priceless.”
Had a lady bring a small garden snail in a jar and insist we scan it for a microchip - she was convinced it was "rare" and that scientists or the government were probably tracking/studying it. We humoured her and ran the scanner over it. Surprise, surprise, this snail was not microchipped!
yah we usually microchip the snails with a camera recorder must of missed one.
Load More Replies...At that point I'd be checking the lady for a microchip, to get her back to wherever she escaped from.
no use, they probable let her loose on purpose, just give her a new tin foil hat
Load More Replies...Probably because it is a special government chip that cannot be picked up by any old scanner!
What happened to the snail after? I don’t trust that crazy lady to safely return it to its home
A little schizophrenia goes a long way. I'd actually like to treat her. It would be sort of fun to have the snail in the office.
I really needed this story to end with, surprise, surprise, this snail WAS microchipped! Great origin story!
And finally, as in every job, there are misconceptions. Dr. Georgia shared few of them that are common in veterinary:
“We do it for the money: most of us have crippling college debt and earn a fraction of what our human doctor counterparts earn.
We play with puppies and kittens all day: We are usually rushing between consultations with chronically or critically ill patients, covered in all manner of bodily excretions whilst trying to stick to our schedule. We’re sorry if you have to wait, most appointments run over due to unexpected symptoms that need evaluation. But please - bring us your puppies and kittens, we love puppy and kitten cuddle therapy when we get a chance!”
I was asked by a client to discuss my diagnosis and suggested treatment with the patient - a guinea pig - through a animal communicator to see if the guinea pig would agree. I was pleased to hear that the animal thought that I was very nice and gentle and that it would trust my judgement... (At least the guinea pig was able to take a decision as it's owner obviously wasn't!)
Hmm, maybe vets should offer that as a service for their more spiritually-inclined clients who have a hard time making decisions.
it shouldn’t cost extra to the patients though (at least not a lot) as it could cross the line info manipulation. i think this is an excellent idea though!
Load More Replies...Guinea pigs do have strong opinions - mostly "My carrots should be here already!"
Sooooo... someone out there is presumably taking money for attending vet visits and pretending to speak guinea pig.
But at least they have enough morals to do what is best for the guinea pig even if they are a grifter!
Load More Replies...Excuse me Mr. Guinea Pig, would you consent to having your testiclesremoved?
They must have a class on human interaction in vet schools. Vets are terrific.
Did he also think you were the most attractive vet he's ever seen?
Knew a woman who paid thousands of $ to a “remote healer” to treat her lame horse. Hadn’t even tried an actual vet, just assumed that someone hundreds of miles away could diagnose and treat her horse. What a scam!
And a few more:
“My pet doesn’t need a yearly physical exam: Your pet’s yearly physical exam helps us pick up any signs of disease early on. Most of the time, there are no issues, but it’s a great opportunity to discuss any concerns you have with us and for us to get an update on your pet’s health status. I discover more health issues performing yearly exams that you would believe and I’m grateful to be able to catch them quickly. We are also not legally allowed to prescribe preventative medications such as flea & tick products without seeing your pet on a yearly basis.”
New clients requested that I cover the windows and turn out the lights when they arrived for their pets appointments....because they were vampires......they ended up being wonderful pet owners....new staff members thought I had lost my mind when I would inform them of this clients special needs.
An umbrella works nicely. I'm often asked about how I do it and I tell people that's why I have an array of parasols and umbrellas for being out in the sun. (Not a vampire, just a goth with a literal sun allergy)
Load More Replies...Is no one going to mention the doughnuts with fangs! OMG the are so cute!👻🦹
And of course, don’t forget to check out Furmacy and Wag!, the best places for you if you have a pet or if you are thinking about getting one - keep that in mind!
A man called our equine clinic once trying to make an appointment for his wife's ob gyn annual visit. After I fell out of my chair laughing I finally convinced him his wife would not like how our vets checked mares.
Too funny! I was raised on a farm, I remember seeing the vet with that huge plastic sleeve-glove covering checking our mares and cows. A few times during prolonged labor for births, he saved our foals by reaching in to help pull them out.
Load More Replies...I really cackled at this one. Now I have to apologize to Bouche for making noise.
The vet gives you options. "This operation is expensive and doesn't have a great success rate. If you prefer, for 200 bucks I could just kill you"
Why is a man trying to book an intimate appointment for his wife? That alone is creepy.
Our Hospital Manager recently had a member of his church call him at home and ask if it was possible his dog had impregnated his cat. The dog is a pug and the kittens had smooshed faces.
Vets have to do so much teaching to stupid people. They really earn their pay!
If dog-cat hybrids were possible they might be pretty popular pets.
We had a client come in the other day for an exam because they were worried about the 2 large lumps they found on their "female" dog's underbelly...turns out the dog was not a female after all! The best part? It took several minutes to convince the owner that her dog was in fact a male.
Didn't something under the dog tell her that? What did she think that was?
A male dog's sheath might not make sense to someone who is unfamiliar with animal anatomy and how it differs from human anatomy. Some people grow up VERY sheltered (depending on culture and location) and may never have been taught about sex in general or even what human sexual anatomy looks like, so an animal's anatomy is even more baffling. A sheath doesn't look much like a penis tbh, and if someone doesn't know much about animals in general/if it's their first pet dog, I can see how ignorance could lead to this. Also, sometimes some people are somewhat prudish and don't WANT to look closely at their animal's genitalia, so it could also be that. (Personally, I think a responsible pet owner should familiarize themselves with ALL parts of their pet's anatomy, regardless of how "gross" it is, so they can recognize when something is wrong, as an animal can't tell you themselves.)
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A client asked if we would board the ashes of their deceased pet while they went on vacation bc their dog enjoyed being at our boarding facility so much!
This is sweet, good they took good care of their boarders!
The heck with this thread, I want to go and stay in that exact vacation tent!!
This is so precious. Hopefully the boarding facility didn't charge them for it.
We had lots of frequent boarders 😊 Some I was very close with…but I don’t know how I feel about having their ashes in the kennel with me while I am scrubbing poop off the bottom of a cage 😆
We had a client that wanted us to neuter her dog instead of spay her because it was cheaper....
biology is not taught enough in schools. Even animal biology and correct terms.
Perhaps it was taught and the kid wasn't paying attention!
Load More Replies...Neutering is neutral but we use it for male animals because some folks find the word castration intimidating.
I've twice taken female cats to be castrated. Talk about embarrassing! I just assumed (yes, I know) that the people giving the kittens knew what they were talking about.
The funny thing is, we used neuter for males because clients didn’t like the term Castration 😆
WTF? Um, I don't think that's how that works. Lol. Cuz it's cheaper. That is too funny!
I do know that there's a difference between removing the balls/ovaries and just cutting the threads that connect them, but I don't know how the difference is called in veterinary medicine
A client wearing a moomoo came in with her dog that had fleas. She said she had a rash and was wondeting if it was flea bites. She then lifted up her dress to show the doctor her itchy crotch.....and was not wearing underwear
It's supposed to be spelled "muumuu". It is a loose dress of traditional Hawaiian origin that hangs from the shoulder and is like a cross between a shirt and a robe. They generally hang to the knees or lower. All genders can wear a muumuu. In the olden days, before different body sizes were more acceptable, overweight people often were depicted as dressing in muumuus because of the lack of "normal" clothing that would fit them. (Homer Simpson wore a muumuu in an episode of The Simpsons where he gained a lot of weight.)
Load More Replies...Mumu actually LOL https://www.bing.com/search?q=mumu+dress&qs=SS&pq=mumu&sc=6-4&cvid=E4176803A12C44F68BA5FE1E8E2C2589&FORM=QBRE&sp=1&ghc=1&lq=0
Weeks after euthanizing her dog, one woman came back to the clinic because she couldn't find the spirit of her dog at home. She wanted to walk around the clinic to see if she could " locate" him. She even made a tech smell his collar so he could help.
OP never responded. That question was asked on the FB thread 8 years ago. :/
Load More Replies...Not weird. This person was in profound grief. Maybe they have unusual spiritual beliefs, sure, but that isn't fair to brand them as "weird" just because you don't share their same spiritual beliefs.
Load More Replies...This is why people use Ouiji boards to connect with spirits of loved ones. The only problem is that it is extremely dangerous to do so.
We had a client that would bring her rabbit in and she would talk for the rabbit in this creepy tiny voice! One of the techs came out of the exam room after reviewing the tx plan with the client and said - "that rabbit just called me a b***h"! Lol! The rabbit always swore at us!
To be fair, rabbits are gits. Source: 23 years of having rabbits. They are also adorable though
We have a rather shady hotel down the road from our clinic. One day a guy that lives in this hotel comes in holding a shoe box saying his cat isnt breathing. We quickly got him in a room and grabbed a doctor to get in there right away. The guy is freaking out (slightly.....very intoxicated) saying his cat is dying and asking if we can save it. The doctor open up the shoe box and there is a Nike tennis shoe. The guy did not believe that it was not his cat and make the dr use his stethoscope to make sure it was "dead".
Drugs. That's all I can imagine. Drugs, man. Or lots of alcohol.
Load More Replies...The app cuts off the bottom of articles a LOT. What was in the shoebox?
I had an elderly woman ask if we could see her Tiger.. When I asked if that was the name of her kitty, she said "No, I have a 3 month old Tiger at home and he's not eating well".
Probably because she is feeding him cat pellets or something, maybe even a vegan diet...
animals on vegan diets really bother me. My vegan aunt's dog is on a vegan diet because the dog has allergies, and it's the only food she'll actually eat. It still bothers me a little. The cats they have are fed regular cat food that's expected though. I think she's trying her best to make the animals happy over her views
Load More Replies..."Different states have different laws. Owning a pet tiger is considered legal or is unregulated in eight states, all of which have rather lax regulatory laws concerning animal rights in general: North Carolina, Alabama, Delaware, Nevada, Oklahoma, South Carolina, West Virginia, and Wisconsin. Fourteen other states require a permit to own a tiger or any other big cat. Meaning that roughly half of the states accept pet tigers on a legal basis." Sooo, depending on where OP lives: maybe not XD
Load More Replies...Apparently there are more tigers in America than in their native country.
We have a client that insists that her male cat thinks he is female. Not only does he think he’s female, he understands human speech enough to know when someone uses the wrong pronoun in regards to him. So if someone “accidentally” calls the cat “He” or “Him”, she goes into a blind rage and cries and apologies to the cat. She has even asked that our official records be changed to protect “his” feelings.
Our cat is female but the word "kot" (cat in Polish) itself is masculine. Since we often just call her "kot" (along with some 2137 nicknames), we then use masculine grammatical forms, to make the sentences grammatically sound. She could couldn't care less
Along with some 2137 nicknames, isn’t that the truth 😄
Load More Replies...Why? Just why would you do this to your cat and the poor people at the vet clinic?
Dang, some of you seem to think this is common… it’s not. This isn’t “what society has become”
I have a theory that this is just made up rage bait. People are batshit insane sometimes but this is too right on the nose of the "crazy liberal trans pusher" stereotype.
Load More Replies...i had a neutered who kept making crystals in his urine. he would also stand in the corner a lot, not doing anything, just staring in the corner. eventually, he was getting so many UTI's from the crystals tearing him up that we had to have his penis removed. he never stood in the corner again after that, and was incredibly happy for the rest of his life. maybe he was meant to be a female cat, and was thinking about how he didn't feel right in his body when he was in the corner... who knows??
I did not know this was an option for male cats with urinary crystals! Ours is on a special diet to keep them from forming, but I read that sometimes that doesn’t work.
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I had a client ask for a copy of my license so she could open up a veterinary account at a distributor to get 'flea medicine'. She promised not to buy controlled drugs.
As soon as you promise you won't do something, it is obvious you will do it.
If she wasn't going to buy controlled drugs why would she need such an account?
A client was boarding a dog at the clinic, and requested that we keep a photo of the family in the kennel with the dog. Not only the photo, but a frame that you can record messages into. The family requested that we play the message at least six times a day.
Or upsetting because he can hear but not see, smell, feel them.
Load More Replies...Usually a blanket or Tshirt with your scent on it is a good way to reassure pets, just make sure it's not something you care about getting torn up, cause some animals act differently in a kennel, or get separation anxiety.
I maintain that the best thing you can do for a new pet, especially a puppy or kitten, is have something with the mother's scent on it.
Load More Replies...Ok this is actually really sweet! Absolutely nothing wrong with this. Seems like the dog might do better being looked after at home by someone though. They should hire a pet sitter instead of boarding it.
I’ve certainly cared for animals whose owners have no idea how busy a kennel/office can get. They exist in a world that revolves around them. In my defense; they are always too cheap to take said pet to a more “specialized” care giver yet expect specialized treatment at a facility that is clearly very busy.
After amputating a cat's tail, the owner asked for the tail back. 3 weeks later the owner came in with a new designer purse, with her cat's tail as the zip pull !
I got a little nauseous reading this. Also that woman probably shouldn't have a cat-
Load More Replies...When my cats have to be euthanized I keep a clipping of hair from their tail. With one cat we had a new vet and I was very emotional so we had a bit of a miscommunication. He was totally prepared to give me my dead cats' tail. We were both relieved when the misunderstanding was sorted.
This actually made me laugh. I would totally do this too. (But only if the tail had to be amputated for the cat's health.)
What a horrible soft can-opener! Definitely worth training a new one! NOBODY touches my tail!
If I ever get my arm amputated I'm gonna keep it into my freezer to freak people out when they go to get ice.
We had a client claim that the reason her cat kept getting sick was because it was urinating on mothballs and that the urine + mothballs was making meth. So the cat was high.
I don't remember them doing that in Breaking Bad. Hollywood never gets the facts right!
Yeah, keeping a few cats in a closet with mothballs would have definitely been easier than all the antics they went through to make the stuff. The series would have been much shorter!
Load More Replies...It wasn't making meth but may have been making something. Ammonia + whatever is in moth balls. I had a patient once who was addicted to moth balls. If I remember correctly I think he smoked them. One of the worst cases of brain fry I'd ever seen. But yes- lady, for the love of God! Throw the moth balls away!
Ok so if you believe that, why do you still have mothballs in your house?
Because they needed a way to tell them that the cat had been exposed to meth without admitting they were an addict.
Load More Replies...We had a woman who would take her cats home after euthanasia to sleep with them one last time then brought body back the next day for cremation... thank god we don't see her anymore
Ifyou know you are taking your pet to get euthanized then you can already have your last sleep with them the night before. Alive!
Some of us aren't granted that luxury. HOWEVER!!!! Nooooooooo.
Load More Replies...I really hope it was sleep with them sleep with them, not… y’know.
Yeah, I know someone who did this with her dog. I thought it was messed up (but was polite about it). Glad so many people here agree with me.
umm, we've had more than one person lift a shirt to show us a rash...
I work at a bank. I once had an elderly woman, in the middle of the Bank, lift up her shirt to show me her rash.
Had a client who a few years after I had gelded her horse asked if I could put the testicles back on because he had become so good and tractable she wanted to breed him! Said she has gotten them off the roof were I threw them and had kept them in her freezer.
It's an old wives tale that throwing them up there insures the health/speed of the horse. A lot of large animal vets still do it out of superstition (or because cremation is expensive and burying them isn't a good idea on places where people have farm dogs/coyotes nearby.)
Load More Replies...I have a few assumptions. But I don't want them confirmed.
Load More Replies...Seems like you would be able to just freeze horse sperm before the gelding. So that if it turned out to be a great animal you could use it.
You would. Seems the owner was not thinking in advance nor brightly.
Load More Replies...And re the pic.....horses and barb wire is asking for nasty injuries!
That food is made with bull balls, called Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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We had an owner ask the tech to trim her toe nails (the owners nails not the pets)
I work in a dog grooming salon and the number of men who ask us to bathe them is TOO high. 😮💨
Load More Replies...You do NOT want a veterinary tech to trim your toenails. Esp if you're diabetic. You can easily get an infection or lose a toe/possibly the whole foot. Even with strict hygiene, it's still possible. Go to a podiatrist. I wouldn't even go to a manicurist if I had diabetes. Granted we don't know if this person did, it's just the first thing that comes to mind
I would not do this, but I sort of "get" it. When you get old your toenails often get thick and weird and harder to trim on your own. I purchased some higher cutting height clippers off Amazon. And I've known a couple of people who trimmed their nails with - one a rotary tool made for pet nails and the other a dremmel tool. it sounds like crazy train until you are living the dream yourself. LOL
We usually make clay paw prints for euths. This lady wanted a scrotal print because "her cat's giant balls were the talk of the neighborhood" !!! She also took a picture with her face and the deceased cat's back end for the same reason!
So, this lady was an irresponsible pet owner who never neutered her cat. Got it. XD
Omg... my poor cat (now indoor), that I rescued from my stable was named "Nutz" by 1 of the other boarders. None of us had ever seen such huge testicles on a cat before! I had him neutered immediately and he has a MUCH better name and life now! Someone had just dumped the poor guy and he was way too friendly to leave there. Best cat I've ever had the pleasure of being owned by! We spay and neuter all of the barn cats that live there tho; it's so irresponsible not to!
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Client called to ask if he could dig up his dead dog (who had been buried for 2 years) and bring it in for an x-ray and blood-draw...wanted to know what "killed him." Another lady asked if we thought the bugs on her dog were also the bugs she had in her panties. Jesus.
Had a client ask if she could hold her kids birthday party in our hospital during work hours...
Sure. That's not distracting at all. I'm sure your clients would love it. Lol
Ok I laughed when I imagined this. "Look Billy! All these sick animals!"
A lady asked us once if she could hold her dog in her arms while we performed surgery.
I've held my heart-dog and my beloved gray cat in my arms as they were euthanized. I also held my dad's hand as he died. I wouldn't trade those experiences, traumatizing as they were, for anything. However, holding my pet or a family member during SURGERY... nope XD Operating rooms are sterile! XD
Yeah, traumatising is certainly one word for it. I can't tell if the limpness or the dulled eyes was worse. I still cry when I think about it, over a year and a half on, but I would do it again in a heartbeat. I can't imagine leaving my cats to die alone, sedated though they might be, after a lifetime with me. They deserve comfort, it's more important than my own in that moment. Sorry, didn't mean to blog, your comment just made.me think about my Void :(
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I honestly cannot believe that people are so uneducated to think that this is even possible. Here is my dog, please put back his testicles. Here, my dog has something wrong, she has a penis. Take these dried up balls from 2 years back and put it back in my horse. Oh please come dig up my dog, at my home. Etc. Etc...... whaaaaaat?!!!
A longtime client called and demanded that we immediately interrupt her favorite doctor from his appointment so he could get on the phone with her and discuss whether or not her cat was, in fact, a MIDGET.
at least we don't have to call our vet to see if our cat is a midget. We have four cats, and our youngest one is a year old in July, and only 6 pounds. It's healthy for her size, she's just a small cat lol. Our biggest cat is like a pound overweight at 14 pounds. We call our small one "forever kitten"
"Can you cremate my pet rat with his homemade blueberry muffin that he loves?" What the what??!
I agree. I don't see any problem with cremating a pet with a favorite treat or toy, as long as it isn't dangerous to do so.
Load More Replies...This is cute. Now I also want to be cremated with my favorite snacks.
I don't see the problem here and I actually think it's a great idea. I drove a friend with her sick cat to the vet for euthanasia and they cremated the kitty with her favorite blanket. What's wrong with their favorite snack?
I don't find this weird. Every time we lose a guinea pig, I bed them in box and put some of their favorite food into it - for their last journey over the rainbow bridge. When we had to put down our mare, I could only bury a strand of her mane along with a few carrots and treats. We planted a tree above that buried box.
Can you re-use the microchip out of my dead dog for our new puppy???
Weird, yet Interesting and no I would never do or even think of this. But, out of curiosity, can you?
You could physically do it but there is no point. It is just a very small RFID encased in glass or resin, about the size of a grain of rice. I don't know if they can change the number it emits. basically all those things do is send out a number when scanned and the number is a reference to an entry in a database with the the other information. The bulk of the cost is for the procedure and the database. You can even buy the chips online yourself for a few bucks.
Load More Replies...I knew a family that kept getting the exact same breed of dog and naming them the exact same name... They're on Rover XII or something ridiculous now.
Had a client who would always ask for the "flea-free technicians" to help with her pet. She would also bring a Swiffer with her and wipe down the scales and tables before putting her pet on them.
Swiffers contaminate for than anything, no good for anything but dust....
Basically a baby wipe you stick on a special mop head.
Load More Replies...Had a client who wanted the ashes back for her pig that we had to euthanize. (The pig lived in her house) She took the ashes to a tattoo artist and used the ashes in the black tattoo ink used to tattoo a picture of her pig on her chest.
People do this with actual people's ashes, not that much of a leap to this
I'm using a similar idea in a book that I'm writing, except it isn't the ashes of a pet. (I write horror, and it's the ashes of a vampire.)
I don't see a problem here and I'll be doing the same thing with my cat who has terminal heart disease. In fact, my husband got a memorial tattoo done for his mother, using some of her ashes mixed in the ink. It's different, for sure, but I see absolutely no problem with it.
How would this be hygienic? I cannot imagine any reputable tattoo artist agreeing to do this. Maybe have an artist make a drawing using the ashes as ink but injecting it into your actual skin?
Crematorium's operate at several hundred degrees. That ash is as sterile as the ink.
Load More Replies...Spoke to a tattoo artist about tattoos with ashes. He hated doing them, said that all the ash falls to the bottom of the water pot and just makes it difficult to work properly. People think that they have the ashes in their skin but they either have none or it is very minimal.
Sounds very viking in a way. Nice to think that animal will always be with them, but I can also see why it would be considered 'just plain icky!'
Look in a fearful dogs ear...from across the exam room.. With binoculars, the O had the binoculars. Crazy owners!!
I wish I could understand what this one is even saying. Read it 4 times. Gave up, moving on.
Do an ear exam (a very up close thing) from across the room with the help of binoculars (this would not work in the slightest) because the dog was nervous
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Oh man, I have another one: Woman asks us what to do when her male dog pops a boner. We tell her that that isn't a health concern, but that if he's displaying unwanted behavior otherwise, that we have a trainer we can refer her to. She tells us that she's not that worried, just wanted to make sure it wasn't a physical health concern, and that she's able to "give him relief" by letting him "finish" between her toes.
I worked with someone who had a male dog that she insisted was female called it a female name got mad if you misgenderd it. Even made the vet say it was female.
my previous dog before i was married we had a vet that came to our house. wen my dog realized she was a vet he used his home feild advantage to try and escape her. it was funny to watch. a 15 year old cockapoo running around to escape the vet. i couldnt help but laugh bc it was the first time he had been so full of energy in awhile.
These clients sound mentally disturbed. And many should not own a plant. Let alone an animal.
Used to work at a vet clinic and had a client ask for their dog to be microchipped. We discovered that the dog actually already had a microchip, told her this, but she insisted he didn't because she scanned him and didn't find one. She goes "Look...", pulls the "scanner" out of her purse, runs it down the dog's back and says "see?" The scanner was a stud finder.
I worked at a vet for 12 years and had a lot of similar things happen...it's a crazy job sometimes.
Load More Replies...I alternated roaring with laughter and staring at the wall loosing faith in humanity
Oh man, I have another one: Woman asks us what to do when her male dog pops a boner. We tell her that that isn't a health concern, but that if he's displaying unwanted behavior otherwise, that we have a trainer we can refer her to. She tells us that she's not that worried, just wanted to make sure it wasn't a physical health concern, and that she's able to "give him relief" by letting him "finish" between her toes.
I worked with someone who had a male dog that she insisted was female called it a female name got mad if you misgenderd it. Even made the vet say it was female.
my previous dog before i was married we had a vet that came to our house. wen my dog realized she was a vet he used his home feild advantage to try and escape her. it was funny to watch. a 15 year old cockapoo running around to escape the vet. i couldnt help but laugh bc it was the first time he had been so full of energy in awhile.
These clients sound mentally disturbed. And many should not own a plant. Let alone an animal.
Used to work at a vet clinic and had a client ask for their dog to be microchipped. We discovered that the dog actually already had a microchip, told her this, but she insisted he didn't because she scanned him and didn't find one. She goes "Look...", pulls the "scanner" out of her purse, runs it down the dog's back and says "see?" The scanner was a stud finder.
I worked at a vet for 12 years and had a lot of similar things happen...it's a crazy job sometimes.
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