If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

#4

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Lara B.
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh out loud even though it's kinda silly :D

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#5

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Brandon Paltoo
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol ueah been there done that ... and the dog willingly did it again

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#8

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NO: The door is always on the wrong side of the cat

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#11

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Aubrie Allen
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, my dentist has the same offer, but not for pets.

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#13

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really need to talk to my Hooman about man-nip he calls 'weed'

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#14

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!

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#17

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

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#21

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Sanchit Jain
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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#25

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Sanchit Jain
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A Martell cat - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

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#26

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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#34

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Lorena Magee
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly ass carpet that looked like cat puke

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#40

Vet Sign

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#41

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Virgil Blue
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll have to make several visits if wanted to do that.

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#43

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Master Markus
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pugs make me uncomfortable. They're like suffering in dog form.

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#48

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

TC
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is somehow mean...hihihi...

#49

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

TC
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

#50

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Cayman
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

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