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If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

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#14

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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Sanchit Jain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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CatShatBrix
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

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imgur Report

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Sanchit Jain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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#26

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Acton Animal Hospital Report

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Shinomi Chan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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frontiervet Report

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Lorena Magee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke

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#49

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

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TC
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

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Meazus Report

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Cayman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

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