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If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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Sue Clasen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not always this is true, Would you say this about a pure breed champion?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt I'll ever have a pet again. Last time I felt just awful playing God and removing it's literal purpose in life just so I could have something fuzzy to play with. I don't think I could bring myself to do it again. I think people are far too cavalier and refuse to think objectively about what is literally being done to the animal. It's pretty nuts when you really think about it (pardon the pun) .

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Sanchit Jain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog is master in fetching (licking) his balls too, sometimes he ignore the one, I throw at him for his original ones..

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Judith Havens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RIGHT NOW!!!!! Somehow Men has equated theirs with “their” animals!!! No, never, never I will never do THAT! So just look at the state of things dudes! MILLIONS of unwanted.& abused, abandoned ANIMALS. Please be a responsible owner PLEASE. We have already rescued 5 thrown away abused animals and our house NOR Budget can do anything more—except do volunteering and fund raisers on NextDoor—WHICH has been very successful!! So much sitting in home & garages that the shelters NEED. You can do this Also. It is wonderfully selfish & lots of work. BLESS EVERYONE OF you Who helps, & loves

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Nancy E
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6 years ago

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True,. unless you are a breeder as your occupation... but, this sign gave me a visual flash of the lower anatomy. I could have done without that first thing this morning.

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Erin Hill
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The vast majority of people aren't dog breeders, though. Average pet owners REALLY ought to spay/neuter their pets.

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#14

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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Sanchit Jain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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CatShatBrix
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

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Sanchit Jain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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Acton Animal Hospital Report

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Shinomi Chan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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frontiervet Report

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Lorena Magee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

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TC
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

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Meazus Report

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Cayman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

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