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Americans Share Brutally Honest Descriptions Of The States They Live In, And The Result Is Hilarious
The 50 states of the U.S.A can often get Europeans confused. Is there really that much difference between Mississippi and Alabama? Washington and Oregon? To outsiders not so much, but of course locals will definitely let you know! To get more clarification on how to distinguish between them, one Redditor asked Americans what are the things everyone should know about each state. It's hard to say if this person got what they were asking for, but the result is definitely amusing.
While some users offered tactful descriptions about unique nature of their states and shared important historical facts, others were a lot more candid. Americans dispelled absurd myths, showed what makes them proud and didn't hesitate to point fingers at their own flaws with hilarious examples. Proving once again that they know how to laugh at themselves. Scroll down to see for yourself!
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Beth Arriaga 7 years ago
Yes. Yes and yes. And they fence in those miles!
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Julie Lynn 7 years ago
I must say, I have many good friends from Texas and they are like no other people in the United States. I love the people. Not so much the state because of the tumble weeds and vastness; but, the people are characters!!!
Bored Fox 7 years ago
Probably most of the negative stereotypes about Americans come from this state. I have never been in the USA but if I ever have an opportunity to visit USA I will go somewhere else than Texas.
Ryan-Michele Eagleton 7 years ago
I live in Texas, and I get this sentiment. There are things about Texas and Texans that I don't like - but that's everywhere, man. No place is perfect. There are some really gorgeous areas in Texas, like Big Bend National Park. Austin (where I live) is a cool place to visit, lots of great food, art, and pretty areas like the Greenbelt. Don't judge us all by the stereotypes!
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Mindy Megas-Loucks 7 years ago
And from El Paso to Los Angeles is only about 800!
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Imperfekt 7 years ago
I'm Texan. I've yet to hear anyone say Murican or Murica. I'm not republican, far from racist or any of the other stereotypical lumping labels that, unfortunately, some people seem to like to tag others with. I treat people on an individual basis. I'm liberal on some matters and conservative on others and middle road on many. And even if I don't agree with the philosophies of some others there are still opportunities to learn from them.
Sharon Piott 7 years ago
Desert to the west, woods to the east, ocean to the south, and miles of traffic-clogged highways down the middle.
Randomcthulu 7 years ago
I grew up in West Texas, and until the recent influx of oilfield trash, it was pretty live and let live out here as long as you pulled your weight, didn't hurt anyone, and stayed out of other people's business, now it's a total mess
Caroline Driver 7 years ago
I once heard that was enough land in Texas for every human on the planet to have 2 acres of land each. Of course, this was before we hit 7 billion, so it might be 1 1/2 acres by now.
Antanas Simkus 7 years ago
should be: "We shoot our own road signs, image what we will do to you..."
TrueRavenclaw 7 years ago
I live in Texas, and all of my friends' accents sound like this (including mine)😂
TrueRavenclaw 7 years ago
in fact, I'm wearing boots and a cowboy hat right now while grooming my horse and feeding the cows. I am dead serious.
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Colin Leetham 7 years ago
I remember the Alamo. We tried to surrender, then we lost... spectacularly.
Ben Smith 7 years ago
You might have missed the point of what happened there then
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BoopityBooptiyBooper 7 years ago
Me to my friends anytime someone says Texas: *in exaggerated country accent* Texas?! Someone say Texas? Ain't nuttin' bigger than Texas. Heck, even Texas is bigger than Texas!
Slytherin_blood 4 years ago
BIGGER IS BETTER (I am not native I am from Iowa but have lived here for abt. 5 yrs.)
Greggory Dunham 6 years ago (edited)
Some of you, who have commented about Texas, have never been here. I'll give you a little history lesson. Texas has the largest German and Czechoslovakian culture anywhere. The Mexican Government gave the German Society (re: government) 3 million acres in Central Texas in 1836. What else happened in 1836? Texas won its independence from Mexico, but the Germans still came, and came. There was even a port set up for the incoming European immigrants in Indio, Texas. I dare anyone to try to find it, now. We have a huge German, Czeck and mixed cultures here. Oh, BTW...where was the first Republican Party of all black members formed? TEXAS! So call us racist, call us rednecks, and believe everything you see on TV, but come and see for yourself and see what Texas really is.
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Some people accuse others of not being "real" Americans (ie. don't have the "right" political positions). Perhaps some want to secede from the "un-American" folks in the US.
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Polleekin 7 years ago
That's why it's 'Murica! Generally that's only used to sound red neck.
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Brittney Stanford 7 years ago
I was really hoping for something much better for my home state. They could have went all out lol
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Connie Marshall 7 years ago
The real description: Philadelphia on the east, Pittsburgh on the wet, Alabama in the middle.
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Emily Rose 7 years ago
I used to live in Nebraska, and I loved it! Down to earth, kind people.
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Caitlin Smith 7 years ago
'We have waffle house' does not accurately describe the waffle house situation down there.
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James Grandmaison 7 years ago
I'm only an a*****e when it's warranted. Like when tourists visit and ask where top go to look at leaves. Right out your hotel window Sharon
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Martha Donaldson 7 years ago
Yellowstone super-volcano should worry more than just people in Wyoming - If it ever does erupt.
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Lisby Lanser 7 years ago
I think you need to have lived in the states. Makes no sense to me - at aaaaalllll. Me - European
Stille20 7 years ago
Yea, if you've never visited the state it's not all that funny... Also some of them made not sense to me and I've lived in that state.
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Julie Lynn 7 years ago
This was a great idea and I am so glad you posted it. What a hoot to listen to what people had to say about their "homeland." I loved it. Thanks :) :)
A S Koziol 7 years ago
Having lived or vacationed in 27 of the states, this seems pretty accurate. :) This amazing country has so much diversity, I don't understand why more Americans don't visit more of their own country.
blugeagua 7 years ago
That’s because the US is too damn big and we don’t have enough vacation time to visit many places. Most people that travel the states are older retired folks.
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diane a 7 years ago
I wonder if we could describe English counties that way - Am Cumbrian and Cumbria didnt even exist til 1974 - actually iI'm a Lancastrian
diane a 7 years ago
for some reason they combined 3 historic counties - Cumberland, Westmoreland and Northumberland - stole a bit of Lancashire and renamed us Cumbria
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Michael Bradford 7 years ago
People in Hawaii would be eating Spam like their cousins if it weren't for the haoles making you a place in our wonderful country.
Master Markus 7 years ago
I've not been to most of the states, so I can't say much for them, but WOW, the U.S. has tacky f*****g flags.
Lisby Lanser 7 years ago
I think you need to have lived in the states. Makes no sense to me - at aaaaalllll. Me - European
Stille20 7 years ago
Yea, if you've never visited the state it's not all that funny... Also some of them made not sense to me and I've lived in that state.
Load More Replies... Julie Lynn 7 years ago
This was a great idea and I am so glad you posted it. What a hoot to listen to what people had to say about their "homeland." I loved it. Thanks :) :)
A S Koziol 7 years ago
Having lived or vacationed in 27 of the states, this seems pretty accurate. :) This amazing country has so much diversity, I don't understand why more Americans don't visit more of their own country.
blugeagua 7 years ago
That’s because the US is too damn big and we don’t have enough vacation time to visit many places. Most people that travel the states are older retired folks.
Load More Replies... diane a 7 years ago
I wonder if we could describe English counties that way - Am Cumbrian and Cumbria didnt even exist til 1974 - actually iI'm a Lancastrian
diane a 7 years ago
for some reason they combined 3 historic counties - Cumberland, Westmoreland and Northumberland - stole a bit of Lancashire and renamed us Cumbria
Load More Replies... Michael Bradford 7 years ago
People in Hawaii would be eating Spam like their cousins if it weren't for the haoles making you a place in our wonderful country.
Master Markus 7 years ago
I've not been to most of the states, so I can't say much for them, but WOW, the U.S. has tacky f*****g flags.
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