We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.
We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.
You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.
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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.
“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”
“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”
The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.
Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon.
What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.
Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.
...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.
I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...
God no. That would be like not going to any hairdresser who has a hairdresser of their own.
Load More Replies...That's awesome. I'm pretty sure most therapists have a therapist of their own. It's a stressful job.
Therapist needing a therapist is understandable. But I'd want to know if she's discussing her patients in her therapy sessions.
No, they don't. Legally they cannot. And if they tried to, their therapist would shut that down. What is allowed however, is changing the names and details drastically, but in a way that still gets the same overall point across. For example say they had a patient named Betty who was self harming and wanted to die and nothing was working and it was hard on the therapist seeing how hopeless this person was they could go to their therapist and say they have a patient named harold who is eats to the point of making himself sick and knows its a problem but gave up
Load More Replies...Often times it's required for therapists in training to undergo therapy themselves. Nothing weird about that, they are just making sure that they are able to keep private and professional separate.
At least your therapist was smart enough to know that they can't handle your situation! I don't mean for this to be a joke. I had one that really wasn't qualified for my situation. It took me three sessions to figure it out.
Doctors get sick and go to other doctors for advice and no one questions it. Chefs eat the food some other chefs make at other restaurants. Just because you're a therapist, it doesn't mean that you don't need one for your own mental health. I don't know what's so weird about it. But gotta say, I love the grand therapist concept.
But she will be nicer and will let you eat whatever u want want u stay over
I was listening to a literature class from The Teaching Company. The professor had been a student of Tolkien's. So, he said anyone listening to the class is technically a grand-student of J.R.R. Tolkien, author of Lord of the Rings.
they all should have a therapist. they listen to other people's issues all day long who are expecting to be fixed...that's a lot of pressure!
I'm sure therapists also need therapy, BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!
My husband just had his knee replaced. He had a replacement therapist this morning, and his regular therapist was next to him taking care of another patient. As the new therapist was asking him questions, she was commenting on his answers!
Aww! Idk why I'm finding this so cute... "grand-therapist" wth that is adorable!
And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.
Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you
Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.
That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.
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I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
Load More Replies...These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
Load More Replies..."xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
Load More Replies...I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
Well, it's 4 years later and things have changed a lot. I see people here making arguments making arguments about how gender isn't important that people rarely dare to make on this site now.
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.
I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
Load More Replies...These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
Load More Replies..."xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
Load More Replies...I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
Well, it's 4 years later and things have changed a lot. I see people here making arguments making arguments about how gender isn't important that people rarely dare to make on this site now.
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.