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When cinema was invented, as is common with new things, many didn’t believe it would stay for a long time, let alone become the most popular form of entertainment. Yet, here we are, over a century later, and it’s still going strong.
If you take a look at your life from the point of view of movies, it’s safe to say that you have either watched a movie recently or are browsing new movies online now, trying to decide what to watch next. Either way, your life revolves around movies.
Honest question: How many times after watching movies in theaters or at home have you tweeted your delight, frustration, or your opinion on how the movie should have ended instead? As a matter of fact, how many times have you posted anything regarding movies on Twitter out of the blue? This again proves how important cinema is in our lives. Because why would you share your opinion on something you don’t feel strongly about with a bunch of strangers?
For this very reason, it comes as no surprise at all that movie tweets are an entire genre of their own, and you can find a lot of them on Twitter. And if you like not only writing about movies but also reading about them, scroll down for some of the funniest tweets about movies we have collected for you in this article.
Share them with your cinephile friends and show us the funniest tweet about movies you have ever seen or written yourself.
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#1
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Boooooo... put the brakes on that one! (Seriously, you clever girl, you.)
Mark Karol-Chik 2 years ago
or just not made. I am a car enthusiast and still have not seen any of these
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#2
Auntriarch 2 years ago
If I ever find people with sauvignon blanc in their veins, that's the life for me
#3
Anime dude101 2 years ago
why does your comment remind me of mario + rabbids kingdom battle?
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Ed Butler-Cole 2 years ago
You're forgetting the *crucial* detail that he compressed his spine by 3 inches as Clark Kent, making him unrecognisable /s
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Also the bang. If it got windy enough to blow a bit of Clark's hair over his forehead, who knows what observations star investigative journalist Lois Lane might have made
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
League of superpets (or what was the name) has Superman's dog Krypto trying to be a normal undercover dog by wearing glasses. So might work in universe
#5
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Who knows what homicidal furniture was lurking behind statues and tapestries, just dreaming of pummeling a human doesn't know how good they have it to still be human instead of a foot stool.
#7
Annik Perrot 2 years ago
Yup, too late to save the Eiffel Tower, it gets destroyed almost every time, except the one where Superman saved it... and released Lord Zod.
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
Imagine being from the Caribbean, you'd think aliens would want some nice tropical sunshine but nope. Lol
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago (edited)
On the plus side, this does make the rest of the world safer from imminent annihilation.
Dave Fontana 2 years ago
Wait where's Alaska and Hawaii?! They should both be hanging out in the ocean together.
Phyzzi 2 years ago
Haha, nah. Actually it should just be the city maps of NYC, DC, Chicago, and LA... maybe the Bay Area if we're lucky and Miami if we're unlucky.
Load More Replies... the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
accurate 😑 and the bad guys are always from the middle east it's so stupid istg 😑😑😑
Fluffybedsocks 2 years ago (edited)
The bad guys are from whoever the americans arent friends with. Used to be germans and Russians. Now its middle east. Subtle brainwashing
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Zaphod_000 2 years ago
Princes 1999 was released in 1982, which is kind wild, cause they thought the world was gonna end in 1999
#9
RamiRudolph 2 years ago
I know this a friggin nitpick, but the place was only called Crime Alley later. Back then, it was called Park Row.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
But then what would I clutch while I gasp and mutter lordy lordy?
Load More Replies... Couragetcd 2 years ago
I've always wondered about Bruce growing up after his parents were murdered. Sure, all the origins have him traumatized etc. But why is he just left alone with the butler? No relatives and no CPS at all?
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Mrs Forbidden Ocean 2 years ago
Or just walked down a dark and dodgy alley way to begun with 🤷
#10
Dodo 2 years ago
Recently watched a movie where a city was evacuated and everyone did it without question. I'm 100% sure that wouldn't happen IRL.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Was it age of Ultron? Because they cheat and use scarlet witch's mind control powers.
Load More Replies... Ed Butler-Cole 2 years ago
Oh no! There's a man with a creepy mask chasing me! Whatever shall I do? I know! FALL OVER!
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Was it a creepy bear mask? I think bears are the only ones you're supposed to play dead with. Oh, no, wait. I almost forgot. As a teenager working for the big W and M, training videos said that if you were held at gun point you should pretend to faint. So, bears and armed assailants at WM
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Brandon Parisien 2 years ago
The movie blatantly making fun of Trump and his followers? Good movie :)
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Trinity 2 years ago
Horror movies are a great example of what NOT to do. Like, why would you split up when there's a demon or a serial killer running around? Or yell "Who's there?!" and expect an answer like "Oh, it's just your neighborhood serial killer, making a sandwich. Do you want one?", And don't get me started on when they just stand there when someone is being attacked. Look at the Princess Bride when her lover is being attacked by a giant rat, for an example! Like, grab his sword for him, you useless, brainless twit!
Phyzzi 2 years ago
Oh, but in Princess Bride the whole point is that she's a useless, brainless, twit. It's satire and her total passive inability to make decisions or help in any way is part of it. I mean, it's also not a horror movie but... yeah.
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Dogcat vet (retired) 2 years ago
Geico good choices commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYae3ZAAbLc
Brandon Parisien 2 years ago
They were...then they were used on 7 billion people and you still say "it hasn't been tested enough".....
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꧁༒🄱🄾🅁🄴🄳🄿🄰🄽🅃🄷🄴🅁༒꧂ 2 years ago
I TAKE HER HOOOOOOME; I DRIVE ALL NIGHTTTTTT TO KEEP HER WARM AND TIiiiIIIIiiiIIIIiiiiMEEEE IS FROOooOOooOOooZENNNN
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Kiah Skuse 2 years ago
IN 2024 APPARENTLYYYY WOOHOOOOO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 5 YEARSSS
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Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
animated movies are for the whole family. You just go right ahead and go see it. Even if you are single or have no kids.... you go be happy!!!!!
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
Pro tip: Go while most kids are at school. I'll go on weekday morning and don't have to worry about blocking any kid while I get my Buzz Lightyear fix.
Lily from England 2 years ago
I’ve got a little sister who is autistic and so emotionally isn’t getting much older. So I get away with going into films. 😂❤️
#12
Zaphod_000 2 years ago
what are you talking about! he was the best mayor in all of film history
#13
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Apparently some wear crushed red velvet with faux fur trim, but that's a whole other conversation...
Load More Replies... ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago (edited)
not to mention the dude had severe heart problems and misophonia (sensitivity to sound)
Julian Slate 2 years ago
Honestly I think the people of whoville had a Christmas addiction. He's basically taking alcohol away from alcoholics
Mrs Forbidden Ocean 2 years ago
The hidden message in this movie is Why Humans Don't Deserve Happiness When They're Complete Arseholes
#14
Pansexual Child of Hades 2 years ago
Bro there is a Tamil (south indian language) movie with the same plot line (Name: Avvai Shanmugi)
Trash Panda 2 years ago
It's staggering how many successful movie plots there are that would actually have resulted in arrests and mandatory jail sentences. Dirty Dancing is a big one, LOL
Ansi 2 years ago
I just found out today that the movie company thought it would be a good end if the parents ended up together again at the end of Mrs. Doubttfire. But the actors refused because they didn't want to give moviegoing kids false hope that divorced adults get back together again. (Source Youtube, soooo... maybe a true story?)
Theresa Stephenson 2 years ago
It still so obvious it is still her ex husband jut lime how obvious Clark Kent is Superman.
#15
ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
plot twist: Draco is just gay for harry and his hard p is a stand in for stuttering
Error 404 (He/They) 2 years ago (edited)
I never heard the english dub but I Guess I'm about to find out Édit: this post has to be my favorite
#16
Trinity 2 years ago
The Grinch became a misanthrope due to being harassed, bullied, abused, neglected and excluded. Can you really blame him for hating people if the only people he ever knew were absolutely cruel to him? He was a genius to be able to create things and he could've improved Whoville, but they'd rather shun him and suffer the consequences than thank their religious entity for sending such an amazing person and truly appreciate him.
Dana Ondráčková 2 years ago
I thought They ment "too small for even the smallest heart possible" so now he has an average
#17
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago (edited)
Right, that always bugged me, especially now that i have a little trash panda.
M. Priestly 2 years ago
They could’ve just done what King Solomon suggested and split it down the middle.
Theresa Stephenson 2 years ago
Yeah that scenario only works in fantasyland no person real life would ever allow twin siblings to be separated like that . I know siblings get split up in foster situations but don't if they would split up twins.
Natsu Dragneel 2 years ago
Sadly it happens. Especially for psychology studies...
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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Seriously, Cll? Do you feel good about yourself, saying that to someone who has done literally NOTHING to you? Enjoy being banned.
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ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
I feel like the mentality is that the serial killer gets caught and the documentary is more informative, but in the fake horror movies there is more emotion and drama
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Ditto. Cannot watch horror films even if my life depended on it. But a 10 part series about what Ted Buddy got up to? I need snacks!
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
If we are feeling depressed and restless, a "crimey" murder doc always makes things better, particularly if it's about a heavy hitter but has new information.
Load More Replies... Pansexual Child of Hades 2 years ago
I'm fairly sure it is because of the dramatic sound effects
Ivan Petrov 2 years ago
I fall asleep listening to horror stories. Or at least used to. The earbuds hurt my ears, if I lay on them.
MariaBenson 2 years ago
That's basically everyone. I watched IT and had nightmares, watch a detective/cop show where they actually use cases from REAL LIFE and I sleep like a baby. 😐
#20
Chickens are fluffy 2 years ago
Pretty sure if he payed and treated the flight attendants nice they wouldn't care
glowworm2 2 years ago
That's really low to call out Fred like that, simply because of his old fashioned looking sweater.
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Display_Name 2 years ago
Wait, I gotta put my glasses on...whoa, I need to see the eye doctor! I do not see this Scooby-Doo you speak of.
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
If Little Red Riding Hood didn’t realise her grandmother was a talking wolf, anything’s possible.
#21
StrangeOne 2 years ago (edited)
Starting with Brave. No, wait. Starting with The Little Mermaid.
M. Priestly 2 years ago
They should redo the Parent Trap but make it about parents in Saw movie contraptions who have to apologize. And when they ask why is this happening to them, Jigsaw can say “Because I said so!”
astrolover 95 2 years ago (edited)
Probably because the generation I grew up in, all the cartoons and shows tended to portray the adults as bad guys (codename kids next door). Now there are retards everywhere that hate any kind of authority figure and actively rebel against anything they're told to do regardless of how simple or reasonable.
Crystal Ruiz 2 years ago
It's just what we need....may as well just be in a movie we can relate to
#22
Ed Butler-Cole 2 years ago
Imagine Freddy Krueger with rosy cheeks and sparkles around his claws😂
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Theresa Stephenson 2 years ago
Also if you didn't have the background creepy music it would be less scary.
Dogcat vet (retired) 2 years ago
Zombie movies are a lot more enjoyable if you mute them and use CC. IMO at least.
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
Not with the way we've been f*cking up their home the past few decades 😕
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Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
"Legs are required for jumping, dancing, strolling..." Girl was so excited she sang about it.
Jodie daubenmire 2 years ago
Feet.. she wanted FEET! My feet hurt.. because I'm not a princess, so I have to work on them all the time, not sing to crabs, and brush my hair with a fork..
Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
um, she was going to become a princess so she didn't have to pay taxes, or clean, or cook, or do anything. I would be excited about that too!
#24
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
batman's kind of a d1ck and superman is just so like FLAWLESS and MORALLY SUPERIOR it's just not that interesting to me
#25
Jodie daubenmire 2 years ago
I would have actually watched it, if it was Phil..the other guy gives me the heeby jeebys
#26
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago (edited)
That explains why she didnt listen to lady tramaine...
Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
Just another one of the impossible beauty standards Disney selts for women/s
StrangeOne 2 years ago
I always thought her ears were hidden behind her hair and her earrings were just huge.
Theresa Stephenson 2 years ago
She has ears tucked under hair. Apparently it was too hard to draw ears back then.
#27
Vic 2 years ago
Therapist: Do you find the fruit at the reception? Batman: No, why? Therapist: Just trying to figure out if you are a fruit bat... Batman: ...
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"Sir, have you had that cold checked out? You've sounded hoarse for far too long."
ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
And you're telling me you also like to beat up a woman because she's in love?
Zaphod_000 2 years ago
but also kill people with my themed weapons, but not with g*ns, cause g*ns are bad
Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez 2 years ago
Aaaaaand, you take your son with you while you do all that. Let's write that down
Jodie daubenmire 2 years ago
He has an old British dude that irons his underwear too.. and I think I have problems!
Remington Greer 2 years ago
Look Bruce, just because you say this person is two-faced, you can't go around beating him up
#28
Fluffy Feline Fire Hazard 2 years ago
Rules are for fools who prefer to be alive... you must be a fool with a death wish!
#29
ဗSailor Moonဗ 2 years ago (edited)
Am I the only one who doesn’t like them? I really want to, I try so hard…
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Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
"The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!" "And Rohan will answer!"
Cat Chat 2 years ago
A favorite scene in Stargate SG1 is when a scientist is explaining something that's "like the Twilight Bark in 101 Dalmatians" and every looks around in confusion. Then he goes "Wait, LOTR, when they light the beacons" and everyone finally understands what he's trying accomplish.
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Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez 2 years ago
#explainanextendedplotbadly Group spends 12 hours returning jewelry
#30
Carrie Soderquist 2 years ago
More like "Girl spends 7 years intellectually superior to her 2 best friends, the wonder child and the ginger"
Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 2 years ago
harry is the third wheel not ron...
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I can just imagine a wealthy mouse instructing his butler to give him the finest cheddar and brie along with some crackers. (I know that mice don’t prefer cheese, that’s just my mental imagery)
Andrei Ventura 2 years ago
You're still correct though as they eat almost everything, they do have preferences still so yeah you're statement is valid no need to explain.
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ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago (edited)
I always thought it sounded like either a wine brand or a talking cheese wheel
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Ratatouille shows him how to shed his pompous attitude and embrace his passion. Come Timothee...
#32
Vic 2 years ago
Don't laugh! I tried it and it really works!! Try it yourself 🤯
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#33
Alicia Swanson 2 years ago
It's been 10+ years and it hasn't reset 😳! 😂😂😂
Load More Replies... Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago
I watched the new one (Welcome to the Jungle) last night!
#34
Ed Butler-Cole 2 years ago
He needs a moth-themed sidekick who gets distracted every time they're called for duty
#35
Epsilon 2 years ago
Nah if I was an orphan and a family picked a mf rat over me I would cry forever
Hi_Im_Steve 2 years ago
Yeah, Stuart Little is kind of messed up because of that when you think about it
Load More Replies... Hono Klatuu 2 years ago
Kinda better than the book I guess, where she actually gave birth to a boy who was two inches tall and looks exactly like a mouse. Also by the age of seven is is basically at the level of a sixteen year old.
Alex Freetime 2 years ago
They were so disappointed by their human child that a mouse was a better option
#36
Mini the Angel 2 years ago (edited)
This is gonna be me when i grow up even though i watched it 1,000,000+ times
#37
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago (edited)
I would have sprayed him with a can of hairspray,tossed a blanket or dirty Tshirt over him, and then beaten him with a shoe (my old method for handling spiders)
#38
꧁༒🄱🄾🅁🄴🄳🄿🄰🄽🅃🄷🄴🅁༒꧂ 2 years ago
sry its actually just for being the janitor at walgreens
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imgonaarickrollyousohard 2 years ago
Must have 8 years experience in technology released last month
#39
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
this is giving me cavetown vibes (apparently hes an a*s but his music is cool)
#40
Epsilon 2 years ago
I believe that, in you saying that specific statement, makes you to be called what individuals across the planet know as a "nerd", or a individual in a population who knows an excess of information, therefore acknowledging their own intelligence by informing people of their endless well of knowledge.
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Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
Better yet, watch the video they shot of his voiceover being recorded. https://youtu.be/sXN9IHrnVVU
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
This is incredibly cool, thank you for sharing it
Load More Replies... MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
Would def watch any movie that was about a beardie protecting his hoard, particularly if he wears a teeny hat.
#42
Kat 2 years ago
No for real tho 😂 there was absolutely no reason for that at all
Load More Replies... Alex Freetime 2 years ago
I'm not mad, give something to the dads too, they're going to be forced to watch the same movie 100 times
#43
RagDollLali 2 years ago
This looks like a Disney musical and they're about to break out fight dancing
Kitty 🥀 2 years ago
*Robert Pattinson aggressively snaps his fingers while grapevining towards you.*
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Becky's Display Name 2 years ago
I still don't understand Alice's vision at the end of BD2; long happy lives together but previously couldn't see Wolves and Renesmee?!? 🤔
#44
coppertopped panda 2 years ago
BatMac... Okay, someone at McDonald's had a wild day when they named the Big Mac.
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MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
I just thought about how most bentos are meant to be unrefrigerated for a few hours and do contain things like onigiri or mentaiko or ikura and a bit of tamagoyaki and figured it was probably fine. At least that's what I want to believe.
#46
Trinity 2 years ago
Superman: "hahahaha, your arch nemesis is a clown!" Batman: "Your's is a rock." Superman: 😐
Joseph Kuhlman 2 years ago
Can’t wait for them to cast Dwayne Johnson as kryptonite in the next Superman film!
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Temxas Red 2 years ago
"For the last time bruce, kryptonite is a very rare stone" "Clark, i beat up a mugger yesterday and he had 3 of them in his pocket"
Fluffy Feline Fire Hazard 2 years ago
Nope, just a ~*shiny green rock*~ that anyone can have! Except I'm a cat and I thought it was food so...
#47
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
my entire life as a queer neurodivergent girl is me trying to achieve 1 human emotion XD
rxndomhumxn01 2 years ago
my entire life as a trans teenage aroace dude is trying to achieve the peak of emotionlessness 💀
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Nupraptor 2 years ago
Bad, bad, bad writing. Every single time this happens in a movie, I cringe. Show, don't tell.
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
OH MY GOD YES! "hey im so glad you're back from that overseas job, although I'm super proud that you got the scholarship and became a scientist in Pompeii"
Display_Name 2 years ago
I was watching a horror movie last night and the acting was so bad! There was a full minute pause between each line. No chemistry between this family. I wish I could remember the name.
#49
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago (edited)
I don't even have children and all the opportunities they have to NOT forget one of their children stresses me the f**k out. They couldnt have forgotten him more if they meant to leave him behind.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
For me it's when the mom is on the phone with the police and they're thinking she's talking about a teenage boy, and she never tells them that the kid is 8. No one even thought of trying to call up another family member. But I guess they all were on that trip.
#50
Zaphod_000 2 years ago
mutilates people of a lower economic class, manipulates janitor to save him, has no respect for personal property, (steals, destroys brothers cherished items and furniture)
New Everywhere 2 years ago
His parents didn't remember him and they make him sleep with the bedwetter. He's got issues.
Load More Replies... Trash Panda 2 years ago
Yeah, there's no point in showing your kid any of our movie classics. The Goonies, the Breakfast Club... Basically movies from the 80's and 90's
Little king trash mouth 2 years ago
Right? Nearly 100% of conflicts could have been solved with cell phones.
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Scarlett 2 years ago
also, was that kid so stupid to think a burgler(who thought the house was empty) would knock on the door??? Also, the polieve man didn’t even think to go around the house and check other windows!!! He just looked into the house for like, halve a second, and left!
Jason 2 years ago
I mean I watch a lot of crime YouTube and the amount of cops that do that is staggering. "we had a hangup call with a woman screaming about being murdered and gunshots". 'everything appears to be fine the lights are off and we knocked on the door and no one showed up"
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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
thank you, was looking for S.K. meaning :D (the first was swedish kirtles)
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Trash Panda 2 years ago
At this point I think they're pretty much "Kaiser Sosay-ing" super hero names
#53
Edward Teague 2 years ago
That explains why I always dive into lovecraftian fiction when I'm feeling 'off' - something about the existential horror of being a singular speck adrift in a psychotic, hostile universe makes things easier to deal with....
Lesley Christie 2 years ago
The way it feels to me is my ptsd anxiety is telling me the world is dangerous and if I only watch nice things my anxiety just grows and grows. If I watch horror and true crime it settles down as if it's saying oh you get it good, you'll be careful now. I completely understand you.
Julian Slate 2 years ago
Honestly, dark content can be a great way to fight depression. We have a overemphasis on positivity in our culture that can be toxic sometimes, which often cause people without severe depression to think that consuming sad/dark media only makes depression worse, when in fact it can be a good starting point for working through those feelings.
#54
Derpcat 2 years ago
I hate that movie because I get extreme second-hand embarrassment watching movies and tv shows. The entire movie is just one embarrassing moment after another.
Trash Panda 2 years ago
Hand... Hand to God I never knew there was a name for it, let alone anyone else felt that way. I won't watch reality TV of any kind, and will fast forward entire scenes and don't even care if I miss a plot twist
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New Everywhere 2 years ago
Ok but if you've seen any of his other movies, embarrassment is kinda his thing
BWC 2 years ago
I like Everything Must Go. It's a bit darker than his usual roles.
Load More Replies... the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
i cant watch animated movies that arent anime because then my brain gets weird and i start feeling like all my emotions are just acting and it's so infuriating
Dex Wilson 2 years ago
Wont watch it, simply because I just can't stand Will Ferrell and his horrible acting.
#55
#56
that weird wallflower 2 years ago
I would say Trump, but he was a terrible president and would make an even worse king... But he does look like a pumpkin in a suit and tie
ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
but in the opening he is a pumpkin, so is he like naked through the entire movie?
Jodie daubenmire 2 years ago
Ken Jennings, is a human ball of the scum you see that covers open sewage pits. Seriously, cancel culture isn't doing its job.
#57
Giuditta Jones 2 years ago
Where is the riddler with his classic and characteristic bowler hat?
#58
Trash Panda 2 years ago
Those are clap blacks, my friend ... And damn good ones, too 🤣
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
Correct :) this is the name of the dish served to Anton Ego
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
I tell u the entire theator laughed their butter off when that floating ball of chewed up gum floated on screen
James016 2 years ago
Brits of a certain vintage may remember GamesMaster with Sir Patrick Moore GamesMaste...fb6ad2.jpg 
Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago
He looks like Dan Reynolds in the music video for Zero (by Imagine Dragons)
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#61
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Hey they always seem to give him good and caring personalities so how wouldn't that be sexy?
Display_Name 2 years ago
He was the best reason to watch "Last Man Standing"
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the flame Demon 2 years ago
i listen to them still, Mama is my favourite song
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Ed Butler-Cole 2 years ago
My first day of having a BP account. It must be a sign
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Julian Slate 2 years ago
I'm just imagining a horse casually walking along the side of a building. 💀
Paige Booke Reed 2 years ago
what if, by some odd bit of multiversal fate, the spider bit Darth Dader
o_o 2 years ago
Doctor strange would have some mess to fix or the TVA would stop it
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Audrey Richardson 2 years ago
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO THAT IS SUCH A DISTURBING IMAGE YOU HAVE GIVEN MY BRAIN
#64
ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
AMERICA! F**K YEAH! GONNA SAVE THE M***********G DAY AGAIN! AMERICA! F**K YEAH!
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
EATIN MY LUNCH FROM A SIIINGLE BOOWL IN MY PAAARENTS BAASEMEENT HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#65
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
My fiance and I will randomly say dyktmm and then go back and forth as Gingerbread man and Farquad
#66
Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
That's the magic of character design for ya. And yes he was hot
#67
Deborah Harris2 2 years ago
Onwards my Minions!!! We have 5 minutes until the noms shop closes ....
Kitty 🥀 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure it’s from the end of “The Perks of Being a Wallflower.”
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Bethany Heller 2 years ago
That is honestly what seemed weirdest lol😅 We all know that'd never happen
Kitty 🥀 2 years ago
Wrong, we all learn Spanish or another language in elementary, middle, and high school. We just never get to use it, so we forget by the time we’re working, adult members of society. I was conversational level in both Spanish and French, but now all I remember is the important stuff like “where’s the bathroom?”
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We do. They started us on Spanish in elementary school, and a foreign language was required in middle and high school. Only a few states mandate it, but a lot of schools require it anyways. But because English is the primary language here, and we rarely hear anything else spoken, we never get to use our language skills and they atrophy by the time we’re adults.
August 2 years ago
You got Spanish in elementary?? I didn’t get it until middle school, then they made me take Spanish 1 again in high school, despite telling me the middle school class would count.
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Biana Weatherford 2 years ago
How about the "Who's going to pay for all of those Lite Brites?"
Julian Slate 2 years ago
I probably would if I didn't have an empathy barrier for s****y businessmen
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Lil Miss Hobbit 2 years ago
No, Hawkeye saved the universe. The only movie the Avengers lost in, he wasn't there. Then he comes back and it turns out okay. He's their lucky charm.
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
he shot a chitauri off a moving bike w/o looking at it the man is a LEGEND
RJ Spiteri 2 years ago
Nat, Bruce, and Thor were only Avengers thanks to Hawkeye. Try and win the Battle of New York with just Tony and Steve!
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Vic 2 years ago
Rich girl rides wood, while poor man watches.. There probably a whole different site for this movie..
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Oh there definitely is. Nearly everything has a niche
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Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Rich girl throws away valuable necklace -- because she doesn't want it. (This always pissed me off.)
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Chocolate llama 2 years ago
Maybe to teach kids to look up into the windshield and check if the actual driver of a car can see them instead of going "this car looks friendly, so I can cross" ?
The Cuckoo 2 years ago
I am literally here just for the comments and so far this is the best.
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AniaSD 2 years ago (edited)
What's with the hands in some posts? It's so annoying, can't you just type words like it's 1999
Dodo 2 years ago
It's to punctuate the sentence. Imagine clapping with each word, to get your point across.
Load More Replies... Otaku Oatcakes 2 years ago
The cars food is petrol witch is a liquid and goes in the tank so why do they have teeth...
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Zaphod_000 2 years ago
but wouldn't the ball just go over that fence?? the hoop isn't that tall
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Just rewatched this 2 weeks ago (first time since it came out) and kept complaining about the fence height 😂
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Fluffy Feline Fire Hazard 2 years ago
No I wasn't, I'm a cat, that was my owner... I was shredding her favorite pillow
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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
It's a reference to Mrs. Doubtfire, a character played by Robin Williams (RIP) where the dad dresses as a nanny to be close to his family. (I haven't watched it in years so I hope that's correct).
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Twit Hunch 2 years ago
Y, and then after leaning away, I'll lean back in again and ask, "Why do they have a pen that will write on glass vertically but they don't have a freakin' piece of paper?!"
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D Destroyers 2 years ago
Yeah that's deep muscle tissue, that needs stitches
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Grace Note 2 years ago
I love that we still have some hilariously rude place names in the UK. We've lost a lot of them, my personal favourite, found in towns and cities across the country was Gropec*nt Lane. These would always be were you could buy sex, hence the name.
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Jake B 2 years ago
Except Aliens the first time with no clue what’s about to happen. Game over man.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
Rubbish. I had a massive workout watching Red Dwarf last night, laughed myself stupid
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Fluffy Feline Fire Hazard 2 years ago
That... sounds like something I would do! SOULLESS PEOPLE UNITE!
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Same. What's worse is before I first watched it my friend was really hyping it up and I was pretty bored watching it. She also hyped up Clockwork Orange, Session 9 and Memento and while I enjoyed them I couldn't grasp why she thought they were so intense. She introduced me to alot of good movies but always overhyped them; I suppose it was because she was a little more sensitive to certain topics than I was but I still enjoyed most movies she recommended
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Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Be thankful. Some movies -- like Sinbad and the Eye of the Golden Tiger, which we just saw -- go on and on and ON. You're grateful when they finally finish.
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RamiRudolph 2 years ago
Okay, so... Funny tweets and l, but... what exactly is the twist we were promised in the title? Guess I just overlooked it or something.
RamiRudolph 2 years ago
Okay, so... Funny tweets and l, but... what exactly is the twist we were promised in the title? Guess I just overlooked it or something.
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