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We all know that dogs are man’s best friend. We play with them, we cuddle with them and we give them tasty treats to convey just how much we care about them. And of course, like any other best friend, we love to laugh with them.

If you’re a dog parent, you know very well how hilarious these creatures can be. From their extremely expressive faces to the adorable sounds they make to communicate their emotions, dogs are incredibly entertaining. And if you’re looking for some pics of doggos that should make you smile, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve gathered some of the sweetest and funniest pics of dogs that owners have shared on X, so enjoy scrolling through! And keep reading to find conversations with Jenny from D for Dog, Brandon Stapleton, Head Veterinarian at The Farmer's Dog, and Maggie Marton of Oh My Dog!

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Multa Nocte
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bad owner! BAD owner!

Alexia
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have a lot to make up to. Snacks, cuddles, toys, walks in the park. More snack, more cuddles... etc.

Lew k
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I yelled at my guy once and someone was currently breaking in his warning allowed me to chase the guy off. Only my wives purse was taken. Always invested after. I miss my guy

Multa Nocte
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many wives do you have? ;-)

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similarly
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A long, long, long time ago my Mom had a friend who told us she never locked her door. She said, anybody who can get by HIM deserves whatever they can get. "HIM" was a very large, but very docile Great Dane. He was great with kids! I loved him, and used to ride him like a horse when I was little! Anyway, she came into the kitchen one morning and found a burglar had broken in through the back door while she was asleep. The burglar was lying on the floor, with the Great Dane on top of him, sleeping. The dog had pounced on him, pinned him down, and went to sleep.

whineygingercat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just see this. Your mom's friend walks in, the burger sees her, and is like 'help'

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Isabel Galvez
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Listen to your dog. If they do something out of the ordinary, something is wrong.

LilLemon
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes but also idk my dog is a sweetheart but barks at delivery and garbage trucks like they're out to get her

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30ninjazinmybag
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He needs treats like yesterday 😩 look at his face though so cute 😍

Bored Birgit
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lifelong treats supply by the neighbours earned!

Jill Rhodry
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like it's crate time for someone

Cindy Brick
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talk to the owners about giving him a steak! (He'll forgive you...)

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To learn more about how hilarious dogs can be, we got in touch with Jenny from D for Dog, a popular pet supply shop in the UK. Jenny was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and discuss what makes dogs such special animals.

“Dogs are amazing and loyal companions. They will be by your side for all life's important events,” Jenny says. “I would never live a life without dogs. They always give way more than they take. Dogs really are my favorite people.”

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 'll show them! Everyone gives a s**t about dogs!

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you told those a******s that Frankie Say Go F**k Yourselves!

    Bronwyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd enjoy pics and posts of Frankie as much as you'd want to share! Screw the other poster! Just scroll by. Some miserable people just want to troll.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have put up two additional ones.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote! Nobody gives a sh***t about Karens and a*****les.

    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was a ploy to get them to post *more* dog pics, and they fell for it!

    dremetrius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent side-eye from Frankie in this shot. Captures just the right mix of disdain and pity for the angry dog hater.

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    Jenny shared that 20 years ago, she adopted two dogs and started her website, D for Dog. “Me and my mutts were the first attempt at social media. I painstakingly scanned photos and learnt html. What we do for the love of dogs,” she said with a laugh. “It is much easier to chat online to other dog owners now, thankfully.”

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    “I have adopted many dogs over the years, and I still run D for Dog. I also do dog sitting in my spare time, so I literally live, sleep and breathe dogs,” Jenny revealed. “I have had the pleasure of sharing my time with some of the best, most loving and funniest dogs you could ever hope to meet. From lion-taming Chihuahuas to German Shepherds who run away from kittens, I have met and loved them all.”

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    Amity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boot seems to have shrunk.

    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, that is so cute

    Veronica Jean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But ...how they fit all that boi in smoll package?

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got a new chair too... Did the pup have something to do with that?

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    We also asked Jenny about dogs having their own senses of humor. “Personally, I love a cheeky dog. Terriers never fail to make me laugh,” she shared. “They definitely do things to get a reaction. Their zest for life is unrivalled, and they are so determined when they set their minds on something.”

    “One of my terriers once went missing at the kennels. They found him on the flat roof of the outhouse, watching the frantic search with glee,” Jenny revealed. “Cheeky boy!”

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good boi! Best boi! Bite that a*****e once for me!

    similarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother lives in an apartment. He had some new neighbors move in nearby. A few months later, a raggedy looking dog started hanging around the apartment complex, and he heard the children crying that it was their dog! Their mother told them it wasn't, that their dog had run away, and that this one was a stray. My brother adopted the dog.

    Jules
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who abandons an animal deserves WAY more than a bite...

    Cindy Brick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for the dog! Owner deserved it.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oi, BP, I've already posted this was a satirical piece on FB back in 2018. Stop rehashing this story without a proper headline. Sure, it's funny, most satire is, but this story shouldn't be promoted as fact.

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    “Another of my terriers, Berkeley, a beautiful boy as white as snow, once took a fancy to next door’s bunny rabbit (who was safely caged, I might add),” Jenny told Bored Panda. “Berkeley climbed our tree, used next door’s BBQ to break his fall (turning it on as he went) and was found watching Mr. Snuffles through the bars with definite intent.”

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you both smiled when he did that

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather had a Chihuahua that he would put in the giant pockets of his jacket or his sleeve when he went somewhere he couldn't let him walk freely. His favorite story to tell about this dog was when a woman at the shopping center queue tried to push her way past him and the Chihuahua started barking madly because she touched him, startling the woman so much she went back to the end of the queue.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are times I wish I could do this same trick - but my dogs are a GSD/Kuchi Dog mix and a Belgian Malinois. There’s no way I’m hiding them anywhere on my person XD

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put one over the other, place a hat and sunglass on the dog on top, large overcoat and pretend they are your clumsy, old uncle. ;)

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    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie this created in my head is so cute!

    Lisa Ross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to take my dog on the bus in a baby stroller with a blanket over top. Dogs are not allowed on busses here. Someone asked to see my baby so I lifted the blanket and there was my baby, a Bichon. She laughed.

    Simona M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was getting anxious, thank god for the happy ending🥹

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    But even if they get annoying at times, Jenny says that you can’t ever be mad at a dog. “They never do things with malice or evil intent. They really are amazing in every way. And unlike humans, dogs never hold a grudge,” she explained. “Their love for us is truly unconditional.”

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    “Thinking about it though, my terrier Spadge did once refuse a tasty treat after being left home alone. Imagining his furry 'sister' had been out on a jolly, he was miffed with us and wasn’t shy to show it,” she added. “Of course, he had no idea that Zena had been to the vets to have a carrier bag removed from her bottom after she misjudged its nutritional value on a walk.”

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    Ginky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Someone felted this.

    Gia SDP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's his enormous eyes!

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the little “eyebrows” for me. He’s so cute!

    Notme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Muppet 😂

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know those fake dogs that can "walk" (very mechanically)? Clearly a witch or fairy godmother enchanted one of those fake dogs to come alive. Looks nothing like an actual dog, I kinda love it.

    what (she/they/it?)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what it means to look young and old at the same time

    Me. Just Me.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see...big black eyes, huge bootable snoot, perfect makeup, perfect highlights, and perfectly tailored bell bottoms. Yeah, there's no way that's real! I'll take 12.

    Jorie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many batteries does it take?

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    There’s no question that dogs are special creatures. “Dogs can be cute, funny, mischievous, soppy, testing, loving, loyal and um… noisy,” Jenny shared with a laugh. “They also cause varying degrees of mess and chaos whilst shedding fur over all your belongings... But they are worth every minute of our care and attention.”

    “I am one of those people who say they want a break occasionally but will then accost strangers with dogs, asking to pet them... The dogs, not the strangers,” she clarified. “Only a dog (and pasta) can make the day better, am I right!”

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    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ruff Saturday night Stan-gone-Wild vs. Monday morning tenured professor Stanley III, that barks with an Irish accent.

    Mary Lou
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stanley had a rough time after his divorce and let himself go quite a bit, spending weekends on the couch getting drunk. But when his new collegue Judy commented on them not being old just yet, he took it as a hint, went to the barber, bought a new bow and felt ready to ask her out"

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a heckuva lot younger, too.

    similarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. The groomer did a good job!

    BringMeMyDragons
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep coming back, it works if you work it

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    Jenny also admits that she’s not a strict dog mom. “We definitely have a free for all 'rule' in our house. I am a big believer in letting my dogs share my space,” she noted. “My favorite parts of the day are morning cuddles on the bed and evening pile-ons on the sofa. My Bedlington Terrier never used to leave my side, even when I took a bath.”

    “He wanted to experience it all and, despite my best efforts, was partial to bars of soap. He once had suspiciously fresh and floral breath, so I opened his mouth and discovered a small bar of soap wedged in the roof of his mouth,” she revealed. “He was going boss-eyed trying to remove it with his soapy little tongue. I challenge anyone to keep a straight face over things like that.”

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    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see doggos, I upvote.

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will probably be downvoted for this, but - Is that a freaking prong collar on a labrador?! How bad do you have to be at training your dog if you need prongs to control a lab

    Gray (they/he/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I sure hope it's not like Romeo and juliet

    Horosho Bodka
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I recall correctly, this ended up with little husky faced tan puppies...

    Joseph Arnold
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except they're not underage or dead lol

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well?! ring the bell and let them be together ya human!

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    And if you’re looking for a dog of your own, Jenny is a firm believer in the "adopt don't shop" mantra. “There are so many dogs in rescues who need homes. I have adopted all sorts of dogs over the years including a deaf Jack Russell, a dog with mammary cancer, and my great goofball Zena who is a front leg amputee,” she shared. “I had to laugh as one of my friends, on learning of this adoption, said ‘Of all the dogs needing homes, I see you struggled to find a complete one.’”

    But Jenny says that missing a leg isn’t a problem for Zena at all. “A much bigger issue is the fact that she is a complete fool,” she added with a laugh. “But the great thing about adopting an adult dog is that I already knew that. She might be a fool but she is my fool. Hands off, she is coming home with me!”

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teenager, I had a GSD and a gray cat that I adopted just months apart from each other. They were close in age to each other and grew up together. They were BFFs. I’d often see the 90-lb German Shepherd carrying the 8-lb cat in her mouth, and the cat was totally relaxed and contented to be carried XD Ember (the GSD) died of cancer when she was 12, and Wintressia, the cat, was devastated. She grieved so much. One cannot tell me that animals do not grieve or feel emotional pain. Over time I was able to coax Win out of her grief (and doing so helped me emerge out of my own grief as well) and I became her new BFF XD she lived another 6 years and died two months shy of her 20th birthday. I still miss them both. I have two dogs and two cats now, but I still love and miss my Ember and Win.

    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So beautiful! I’m sure they’re happily running around paw in paw on the other side of the rainbow bridge!

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *writing suspiciously in notebook* gotta put this in my wholesome book

    Nadine Bamberger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog is just making sure he doesn't get punched in his sleep 😂

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I love when cats and dogs are bff's 😊

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    Jenny also says it’s important to do plenty of research before bringing a dog home. “They say humans end up looking like their dogs, but I think we also end up acting like them too. Choose a dog that suits your personality, and don't be fooled by stereotypes.”

    “Did you know, for example, that Greyhounds love to sleep? They are affectionately known as 60 miles per hour couch potatoes,” she shared with a laugh. “Mixed breeds are generally healthier, so consider a Heinz 57 and definitely don't shy away from the older dogs.”

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    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Some help here, please"

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you talking about, he is a dog buried by sheep, what else is a "sheepdog" supposed to be

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I might dìe, but I'll dìe happy.."

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am up to my neck in sheep, I need a vacation.

    Sheri Gray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't know about the elevated expressway

    Sheri Gray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very easy for sheepdogs to hop on the backs of sheep and race across their backs to get to the other side of the flock!

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    Angela B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, the sheep are all in one place.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a star employee nonetheless!

    Me. Just Me.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surrounded by sheep! Isn't that the point?!

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    “Everyone gravitates towards the pups, but adult dogs will generally be past the idiot stage (I hope Zena is reading this!) so adopting a slightly older dog who is out of nappies means you can be more sure of their final character,” Jenny added. “Don't be fooled by pups. They look cute and harmless, but they can destroy your entire home in less time than it takes to say ‘baby gate.’”

    “Whatever doggie you choose, be prepared to be their best friend for their whole life. Never take them for granted, and make sure you enjoy every minute,” she continued. “Because dogs are just a chapter in our lives, but we are their whole book. Woof!”

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    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Something happened in the kitchen... and I love you so much" :)))

    TBS
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh...time to inspect the house.

    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start looking for the problem 😅

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a million things I miss about having a dog, and 1 thing that I don't miss at all, and that's coming home to this look, and having to clean that mess.

    CSC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this dog definitely has a tell.

    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SODDI defense! ( Some other dog did it).

    Sarcastic Nana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't get mad, ok? But the couch cushion exploded & I thought I was gonna die! "

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it"??? they're not a table, they're a living thing.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom and Dad, I didn't mean any harm to the (fill in the blanks)!

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    Chris Merillo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog is getting a butt scratch lol. I know that butt scratch look.

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog. Smiley dog. Mine jumped on the couch as I was typing it the silly little mutt.

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    We were also lucky enough to get in touch with Brandon Stapleton, Head Veterinarian at The Farmer's Dog, to gain his insight into the wonderful world of doggos.

    “Dogs get more and more incredible the more you think about them. When you look into your dog’s eyes, you’re looking at your buddy, and you’re looking at humanity’s first, best friend,” he shared. “Dogs have been with us, and evolved alongside us, for tens of thousands of years. They’ve been our friends, our protectors, and workmates—there’s an argument that humans wouldn’t be what we are without them.”

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    “But even if you forget about all of that and look only at the role they play in your life today—they’re still amazing,” Brandon continued. “Just looking at a dog and caring for a dog can make us happier and healthier. We got very lucky to have these adorable, amazing beings as our friends.” 

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    Emily M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i am remembering right, this dog has been adopted, but its human still takes it out to visit its pelican friend

    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not crying ... there's just something in my eye

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish BP would spend less time on censoring and more on vetting these false or semi-false stories. "The photograph is real, but the accompanying back story is not related to it. The pelican seen in this image was named "Osman" and not "Petey," and he was sort of a town mascot in Turkey." For the rest of Osman's story go to Snopes.com https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pelican-befriend-stray-dog/

    Jenny Mason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pelican-befriend-stray-dog/

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nehhh the pelican just want to eat it. "its no capibara but it will do"

    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what true friendship looks like.

    Sarcastic Nana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If animals can get along, why can't people? 😕

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    As far as why we find dogs so amusing, Brandon says, “If you asked 100 people this question, you might get 100 different answers. But one of many things that can make dogs’ behavior amusing is that, in some ways, what they’re doing can seem out of place in a human-dominated world.”

    “‘Fish out of water’ is a reliable comedy formula for a reason. If your dog is barking at the Roomba, or trying to dig a hole in your bed when a patch of dirt is not available, maybe you’ll be amused because they’re acting in a way that’s natural for them, but not particularly useful in your house,” he explained.

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    Koalafied to komment
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the dog will always answer with happily wagging his tail, while other humans may look uncomfortable and mumble "uhm, thanks"...

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Children Learn What They Live" a famous poem, which ironically was posted on the wall in our house where unconditional love was never taught. Fortunately, my father's kindness, patience, and understanding towards animals taught me how to love non-humans.

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog won't cheat on you, unless there's food.

    “It may also be funny to see a dog trying to make sense of something whose meaning is a little bit out of reach for them—looking behind the TV set to find the dog they saw on the screen, or tilting their head at an unfamiliar sound effect,” Brandon says. “And we may identify with our dogs—even if we ‘get’ our world more than they do in some ways, we feel versions of the same emotions.”

    “And because we love dogs and want to pay attention to them, we have more opportunities to notice them doing things that we find funny. Of course, we may also find them funny because they’re goofy and adorable,” the vet added.

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    meakoopa Report

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely! And that earns him extra pets!

    Unicorn Handstand
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And treats. And belly rubs. And more treats. And pets. And belly rubs....(you get the idea....)

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a neighbor who posted his own homemade sign that read: Be Aware of Dog. He's very friendly, and would love to meet you.

    We also wanted to hear Brandon’s thoughts on whether or not dogs have senses of humor. “While dogs can’t tell jokes, they actually might have a sense of humor. We have explored this topic with behavior experts who say that play and ‘practical jokes’ are evidence that dogs could have an internal sense that some things are funny, or at least not to be taken seriously.”

    #16

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    juliagalef Report

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog will "huff" at me and I always say "hey don't you talk back to me mister" and for some reason people think it's hilarious

    Lucas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I asked my wee girlie to wait so I could attach her lead as we were nearing a road. I told her she was a good girl (of course she is) and gave her a treat. I then took a sweet out for myself and told her that I hadn't earned my treat like she had!

    Lady of Shalott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the dog is named after Oscar the Grouch.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well how would you like it if a stranger just started messing up your hair dad??

    CSC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should most certainly talk to their pets.

    “Just like people say things when they’re joking that would have a different meaning in another context, dogs can signal to each other that their wrestling is play, not fighting,” Brandon shared. “One way they do this is via ‘play bows.’ Dogs can even make a sound during play that some people say is a type of laughter. And Charles Darwin once wrote that he thought dogs enjoyed playing tricks on people. So, while we can’t know what’s going on inside dogs’ minds, it’s reasonable to think that they have a version of what we’d call a sense of humor.”

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    helen Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that is so sweet.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Together they have perfect vision

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever happen to adopt a one eyed or three legged dog, I am definitely going to train them to come when I shout "Avast ye mangy pirate!"

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3-legged dog once met a guy who was missing a leg. He was friendly with everyone he met, but you could tell he knew there was something special about the guy with one leg.

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    And if you’re going to adopt a doggo of your own, Brandon says the first thing to know is that having a dog is a joy—and a responsibility. “More than their looks, consider how your dog will fit your life (and how you will fit theirs),” he says. “There’s no one set kind of environment or lifestyle you need to have to give a dog a good home, but you do need to make sure you have the time to devote to caring for them.”

    “No matter the breed or size, nearly every dog needs exercise, they need training and socialization, health care, and your time and attention,” he added. “And, of course, it’s important to know that for every bit of love and attention you give your dog, they’ll give it back to you tenfold.”

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    #18

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    oldenoughtosay Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you want it to be lights out Linda? Cause I can make that happen" "That's not what lights out means" "shhhh....just give me the snackkkkkk"

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put the light on, I can just as easily turn it off again. Go ahead, ask yourself, 'do I feel lucky?'

    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh you want to read? Well I want a snack. Apparently you can’t always get what you want, Janet.”

    Sharkbait1313
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably does it so she can swipe a snack while you can't see

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet the dog learned it from a cat... like one we had years ago.


    #19

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    soapachu Report

    Koalafied to komment
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corgi Retriever is also very interesting!

    catastrophegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once upon a time my sister worked at a county animal shelter and a pregnant corgi came in and had 4 puppies. so, did you know a litter of dogs can have multiple fathers? this corgi got around! all of them looked just like their dads, except they were the "coffee table" versions. she had a german shepherd, a husky, and i can't remember the other two. people would come to look at the puppies and say "oh look at that cute little husky puppy, i wonder how tall he is when he stands... oh! he IS standing up."

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the solid black ears. Always the best look for a dalmation.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not saying it's right, but solid black ears also disqualifies dalmatians for show. Stupid, but true.

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    The Doom Song
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a corgi x Australian cattle dog. He looked like a midget red heeler

    Sand Ers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a whole album full of Corgi crosses. I’m not convinced some of them weren’t ’shopped, but they were still hilarious. I especially liked the Corgi/Siberian Husky mix.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was planned. That coat on shorter dog makes a better chance of slipping unnoticed past Cruella.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute. don't do it (:

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    FromPhDtoLife Report

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't. But he's a good boi and he's going to do his job.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My lab has to wear that eye protection too because she is prone to eye infections after swimming :/

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another lab wearing lab gear in the lab!

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he take all of the required safety training and can he activate the emergency shower?

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long it took to get him comfortable with all his safety gear.

    Simona M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are so excited to be included in things, that's all they want. Pure souls 🥰♥️

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    We also got in touch with Maggie Marton of Oh My Dog! blog to hear her thoughts on this topic.

    "Humans find dogs to be hilarious because, well, dogs ARE hilarious," Maggie shared. "Generally, dogs don't take life too seriously. They're playful, silly, and full of fun. They make funny noises. A happy dog's body language – loose, waggly, tongue hanging out – already looks goofy, and then they add to it with hilarity like zoomies, diving into piles of leaves, rolling up in blankets, and all manner of silly behavior."

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    hilary_l072 Report

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just... glorious! :))

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny and great timing also,made me smile right away, thanks.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!! That is freaking hilarious!!

    Nestles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a couple of these balls for my dogs but haven’t been able to get good pics like these!

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    Dalbodog Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where is he?

    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing. Just a bedsheet with doggo print.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a nice comforter, but I expected a picture of a real dog.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel cheated. Besides the sheets, where is the picture of the dog? We were promised dog pictures!!

    Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was about dogs.... where's the dog?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be his bed, Why else would his picture be all over it? Move along, humans!

    Diemond Star
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know where to look for my dachshund, Jimmy Dean, when it's time for his bath.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hoping he isn't white ...

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    We also asked Maggie about some of the funny behavior that she's observed in her doggos. "My favorite is when dogs get the zoomies. Hands down," she told Bored Panda. "I can't help but crack up when a dog is zooming, especially when the frenetic running and leaping is paired with big barks or growls. It's also hilarious when dogs give side-eye."

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    Lilith_Atheist Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands down the dog.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm like St Thomas, I only believe in what I can bellyrub !!!

    EJ Fraley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God gave us dogs. And all dogs go to heaven.

    Ilyanna Gerzanich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, loves everybody.....it's just not everybody who love God.

    Carman Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever did this it's wrong. God does NOT offer conditional love!!! God created dogs!!

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Catholic, this straw-man based on a simplistic understanding of already-heretical Calvinist theology hurts to the bone.

    Marvin Radding
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend and I got two Cavvies as rescues from a breeder. When she asked me which one I wanted, I said let them choose. On the first Saturday after they arrived, I got down on the floor to play and get to know them. Bogie climbed into my lap. How special it feels to be chosen. He still climbs into my lap when I sit on the floor. Even when I'm trying to work on something. I was chosen and its been 4 great years.

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    As far as whether or not dogs have a sense of humor, Maggie says, "I'm not sure there's any research on dogs and a sense of humor (though there should be! what lab can we get to pioneer this study?), but dogs are certainly clever, playful, and silly. Those characteristics seem likely to add up to a sense of humor! Plus, I've seen so many dogs repeat behaviors that get their humans to laugh to keep the laughs coming, so they must have some understanding of what's funny!"

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    SohamGadre Report

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a king! Or queen! I don't know, I don't play darts.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, king. You guessed right! But it's not darts, it's croquet.

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King?! He's no king, he's a Czar!

    g90814
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only better if there were a black dog on the other side.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, the dog deserves its regal status, but has anyone told him he can only move one square at a time?

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    "Dogs and humans experience an oxytocin boost when we interact with each other," Maggie added. "All this silly behavior, whether it's watching your dog leap into a pile of leaves or just cuddling on the couch, delivers your brain (and your dog's!) a dose of happy hormones. Even if dogs don't experience the same sense of humor that we do, simply sharing our joy and laughter makes both you and your dog feel more relaxed and less stressed!"

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    LizerReal Report

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the other, little dog nods off in the background.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he's on a break after working his tail off all morning.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, I'd probably prefer the dog as my therapist.

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog seems very empathic.

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    checkout the little one sleeping in the back.

    Bronwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have a very interesting take on things.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both look so professional that I'm not sure who the therapist is. I assume it's the cute one on the left.

    JennyH
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know how many priest would leap at the chance to have teletherapy with a human AND A DOG! atleast one! It's an excellent idea and would make most people more comfortable and open to trying it.

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many crazy and disturbing thoughts racing through my head from the first sentence. Thank you auto correct!! Lmao

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    JennyH
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FML....People!! I meant PEOPLE!!!!! Not priests.... ..although they are People. My fat fingers and auto correct are out to destroy me!!!!

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My up vote is going to your unedited version, it made my night!! Lol

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    Chelsea Shields
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Yes. I'm sure it is completely normal for a teletherepist to 1. Have themself muted 2. Be the only one in the meeting when this coincidentally happened 3. Use some weird filter that makes them look like porcelain.

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    #26

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    genius_dogs Report

    Lady of Shalott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The box is for a 6-pack of ale; this means that if the dog is wearing the box, technically he/she has a 6-pack!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer dogs with pricked ears (e.g., German Shepherds), but holy heck, Labs and Goldens are the absolute CUTEST puppies, hands down.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, that is the bestest boi ever!

    Elmi Swart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would 100% buy those snacks!

    Ellen Olson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cutie..Lab for sure love it!!!

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    #27

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    CampbellxEmma Report

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's what happens if you hire a Husky as a guard dog

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he knew it wasn’t the real thing, and decided to ignore it. I have seen store videos of robberies, where all kinds of dogs, including Huskies, who immediately chomped down and latched themselves onto the robbers’ arms or legs, or chased them out of the store, barking and snarling the whole way.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog has much better things to do.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe the staged robbery ... was his owner ... and he thought, yeah, yeah, I'm on it ... just a quick nap 1st

    Michelle C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a husky and thought "guard dog"...would have been better off with a Yorkie...atleast they can give the robber hell from the knees down

    zims
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a husky? They thrive in cold weather and do poorly in hot. Thailand rarely gets below 75 degrees Fahrenheit. No wonder he just wants to lay in the shade with his tongue out!

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he knew it was staged!😘

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    We hope you’re enjoying these hilarious photos of dogs, pandas! Keep upvoting the ones that make you want to adopt another furry member into your family, and let us know in the comments: what's the funniest thing you’ve ever seen a dog do? Then, if you’d like to check out even more silly pics of good doggies, we recommend visiting this Bored Panda piece next!

    #28

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    PAVGOD Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are living their best lives.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multa - since you've already seen pics of my boi Stilgar, behold his "wipeout" XD He LOVES the beach and the ocean, despite him getting splatted by waves constantly, and he's gotten strong enough now that he doesn't have to wear the doggy lifejacket you see in the photo XD (We put it on him the first few times we took him to the ocean as a "just in case" measure, even though we didn't take him deeper into the water than his belly-level) stilly_bea...63234b.jpg stilly_beach_wipeout-66bcab463234b.jpg

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body surfing, dog version.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a happy doggie smile right there

    Livingwithcfs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to be sneezing sea water for weeks

    Unicorn Handstand
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats me except I'm not relaxed, I'm very uncomfortable with what is happening at the moment 💀

    Lady of Shalott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not dog vs wave if the dog embraces the wave!

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but the dog in the background cracks me up the way he is watching them.

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    thedrewlynch Report

    François Bouzigues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried sniffing random butts ?

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did! It ... Um ...Well it didn't turn out the way I had hoped it would! 😳

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    Koalafied to komment
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real friends, yes. But for getting new aquaintances, a dog is perfect!

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks, doesn't it? 😔

    Jeremy Bolanos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret is to be friends already and act accordingly. Also, give the energy you want to receive. It doesn't seem to work for cats, though.


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    Bitchseida Report

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that was a thing with Latinas! She's beautiful anyway.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be a regional Latina/Latino thing... XD I'm white af but was adopted at birth into a Mexican family. I've lived in Southern California all my life and have a lot of my Latinx relatives living nearby (Los Angeles area, South Central, Whittier, etc.) and I can guarantee you that none of them have crusty white dogs. They do, however, ALL have tiny, aggressive, angry, hateful Chihuahuas. Literally. I'm like IS THIS AN ACTUAL FOR-REALS STEREOTYPE??? but apparently the only dogs my Mexican relatives want to own are evil Chihuahuas XD In fact, my tía, who lives in the same neighborhood as me, has TWO Chihuahuas.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHa fooled ya didn't I, but you still love me right??

    killjoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoutout to my crusty white dog coco

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embrace the pooch as you embrace your destiny

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her paw is a little angry version of her!

    Pam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old bait and switch!

    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the "crusty white dog" thing. My family is from Poland, and we don't have a dog color thing.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs can change color? I'm so confused.

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very dramatic change but many (maybe most) change appearance as they get older. Sometimes it's fairly minor, such as short hair as a puppy and long hair as an adult and sometimes it's hair that changes color. Our first dog was completely tan as a puppy then got a ridge of black hair along her back. A while after that happened the ridge got a couple of diamond-shaped patches of black and they seemed to appear almost overnight.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a case of Bait 'n Switch. You need to contact your state's Attorney General and file a consumer complaint, pronto. This scam has to stop before others are taken advantage of by these adorable practices.

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    Koalafied to komment
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's just a funny post, but please don't do that! This way, your dog learns that barking is a good solution. Better build a barrier between your dogs and the others with your body, make yourself bigger and remain calm. Your dog will get the idea that you have everything under control and he doesn't have to act out of fear or anger :)

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barking is natural to dogs. It is how they communicate. Excessive barking (or constant barking) should be rectified with training, but OP barking at other dogs isn't going to ruin their dog. As an aside, getting between two clearly aggressive dogs and the dog they are aggressing on will only result in YOU getting attacked/bitten. Better to pick up your dog (if it is small enough) and GTFO without trying to "alpha" the other dogs. Getting between aggressive dogs and your dog and making yourself "look bigger" is literally you THREATENING the dogs in their language, which will only make them MORE aggressive. If a dog is acting aggressive towards your dog, just leave the area as quickly and safely as possible. Trying to "go alpha" on the dogs will only make it worse (and the "alpha" stuff is false, anyway.)

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    Lisa Ross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bark back if I walk past a dog in a yard who barks at me as I pass

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this too, at 6 am, but only because the neighbors dogs are barking at my coco >:(

    LilBallofSparrow (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I do this too. Especially bc my doggo just runs away, gotta show her how to deal w/ the big mean dogs.

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the right thing to do.

    #32

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    PAVGOD Report

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would beg him to just bite me instead. That pain i can handle.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a professional level side eye.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we had a staring contest ... I believe he would win

    Justbecause
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if you want a dog that both bites and judges get an Australian Cattle Dog!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally a character trait of cats, but Corgi here has it down pat.

    Athena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “That’s not my dog…” a la Pink Panther.

    #33

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    NicCageMatch Report

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a vet and had a client one time who was having trouble with her puppy getting on the couch. I asked her what she does when he gets on the couch. She says, " I tell him that it is inappropriate behavior and he should consider the consequences..." ....

    Rebekah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My childhood dog had his own chair. When he would act up, my mom would tell him: "Go to your chair and think about what you have done!" in her best mom voice. Dog was a Husky, and he would go to his chair, doing the famous husky "talk", complaining the whole time, until he got in his chair to consider his bad behavior.

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    Fancy Nancy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regularly catch myself and others at the dog park lecturing our dogs on their behavior. We all know a 3 word command is the limit they can comprehend but we can't help ourselves.

    #34

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    PAVGOD Report

    Lew k
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww my boy loved being fed from a fork. I think he liked pretending he was human just for a few minutes. Dude literally inhaled any food offered but put it on a fork and all the sudden he was a dainty princess.

    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grand-Pups have it made with their Grandparents! Good for them both!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this were universally true! I had to have a custom sign made for my puppy’s exercise pen, listing all the foods NOT to feed to him XD My mom is an idiot and used to feed my cat pretzels, candy, and rice even after I asked her to stop. There’s no way I’d trust her to not feed my doggos something toxic to them XD

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    jessismiles__ Report

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What the heck, hooman?!" :))

    Unicorn Handstand
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IM SUPPOSED TO BE UR ONLY BABY WHATS WRONG WITH U?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a little dog that she raised from a puppy and when I was born he was already eight. He HATED me. When I learnt to crawl he'd run behind me, nipping at my heels - literally! He got used to me though and was a sweetie.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG Susan! I thought what we had wad special!!! How could you!?

    Mark Trombley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows you've been cheating on him.

    tameson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't expect me to be the nanny. I'm no St. Bernard!"

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can detect cancer, I would think they could detect babies.

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is concerned is what he is

    heather godwin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone tell me what breed of dog this is? Is my dream pup!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A terrier mix, specifically a Yorkie/Miniature Poodle mutt in this case! Though - keep in mind that mutts (even “designer mutts”) have no breed standards, so each Yorkie/Poodle mix will likely look and act very different from each other! Poodles are a working breed, so they can be very intense and energetic, and their coat type is unique and requires special care. Yorkies are mostly companion dogs these days, but they do descend from terriers (specifically ratters), so they too can be very intense and energetic despite their small size. Just to give you a heads up if you decide to seek out a doggo of similar heritage :)

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    #36

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    MaraWilson Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't argue there (mother of two little kittens).

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they’re MY a******s, and I love them with a heart and a half. BTW, I am the only one who can talk about them like that, and I will fight—- to the death—-anyone else who tries to do it. So consider yourself warned.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up statistics of injuries and deaths caused by animals to check whether it’s cats or dogs who are &$*#$&*#. Turns out *mosquitos* are the &$*#$*#s! (Followed by dogs. :p )

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, mosquitos are definitely the real a******s

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    Sue Kozin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense to me, at all.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol very true about cats 😆 I love them anyway though.

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw every dog I’ve owned has been an arsehole

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    genius_dogs Report

    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog sees everything through rose-tinted glasses....

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His eyes looked normal back on Krypton. Blame it on our yellow sun.

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Daniel Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took that picture at the exact right time!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I'm sooo high. This festival is lit.

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    jordynhalls Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also "Who's the best baby? I love you so much. I'm sorry I have to be gone for an hour or so. I'm such a bad momma, but I love you soooooo very much."

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Aw, don't look at me like that. You know I have to go to work. I'll be back soon sweetie be a good boy"

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because your dog doesn't understand why you leave and misses you when you're gone.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasonable. The dog never sent you to bed without dinner, grounded you, took away games, told you places you weren't allowed to go, etc. Payback.

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell my cats I love them, be good, listen to Grandma, and no wild parties. The only one they seem to listen to is no wild parties.

    Pandora White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be right back! I promise! I always come back! I would never leave you!!!

    Terry Rex
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are your children you know . I know I treated mine like my child. Parents can shift for themselves.

    #39

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    DamienFahey Report

    MargyB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choose a dog channel on Youtube

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours didn't seem to care for the ones with dogs chasing other animals, but loved the ones with music & dogs running. She's a romantic.

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    Alison Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 3 minutes? I ask his opinion as we're flicking through the channels but, he's partial to Judge Judy 😂😂

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laways put on a Reggie playlist for my dogs to listen to, they seemed to like it

    Wise Old Bird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always do that if I have to go out.

    Kyra Noelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister puts PBS on, most voices are calm and gentle.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put on Stingray Spa or Easy Listening. They seem to like it, or maybe I should say they like to sleep to it.

    Pam Wilson-Hallinan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to leave on 'Animal Plant' when I had Beagles.

    Sonja Timmerman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put on classic music. For the rest I'm pretty normal

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    eliterry Report

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop cheating on your dog Eli!

    Skid Marks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well your in trouble now! He definitely spends time here on BP.

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    helen Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that would hurt my heart. I am SOOOO easily manipulated by my pets.

    Bonesko
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. That's why my cats eat at 6am now and not 7.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo is an amateur. Dinnertime for my horde of four is at 5pm, and the younger cat, Preacher, starts desperately screaming at me for food at 3pm XD If he’s feeling especially emaciated, he starts screaming at 2:30pm. (They get three meals a day - 8am, 5pm, and midnight. They’re in no danger of starvation, but no way in hell you’d convince any of them of that!)

    KT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky, my cat hops on the bed, stands on my head and loudly meows right into my ear at 5:30am. She also knows how to open doors, so if i close her out of the bedroom, i have to lock the door

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/w0ffwDYo00Q?si=7G-qTNjQB88ilwVA (Trust me. It’s worth it)

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    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    75% of pictures on my phone is my cat doing exactly that, hehehe!

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom, I'm not saying ... but I'm saying ... I believe it's 6PM ... if you could be so kind

    Satya Bain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is not subtle. And she starts "hinting" at 5 for her supper that she gets at 6. If she feels she hasn't had enough pets or treats she starts at 4:30.

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our dog is less subtle. she hits the window with her paw, which makes a loud scratching noise, every day when its time to feed her, or when she just wants attention

    Leafy Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! And identical dog too. . Honestly, my Freddie is so clever and can tell the time better than me.

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    contextdogs Report

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how happy the humans look.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're a very busy dog. please stop laughing & take their order.

    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a fluffy cloud such as this fluffy cloud came up to my counter, I'd give them ANYTHING they wanted

    Jnausicaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppicino. With a double shot of raspberry.

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    #43

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    extrafabulous Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog had diarrhea and i got him to the vet and on meds for 3 days, my husband has diarrhea the past 2 days and i gave him a banana and told him to suck it up

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may already know this for pups, but canned pumpkin for diarrhea and constipation, it helps both ways.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had to choose between a vet's bill and say, a dental cleaning, my furry dependents got to see the vet.

    #44

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    KFFDogs Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, doggo, same here.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's the cheese! Oh well, I'll just be nervous.

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    BarfyCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From my cat's chart: unable to assess breath sounds due to growling

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

    Shea Fujishima
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My poor vet, my dog barks and she finally started feeding him cheese to get him to calm down and be quit enough to talk to me.

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    simplicitethrds Report

    Ginky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live action ‘Wtf????’

    Unicorn Handstand
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 6th grade, my writing teacher had a few plastic blue stools in her room. I LOVED those things, and would use one almost every day. As someone with ADHD, it felt really good to be able to move around like that while doing my work. Anyway, one day I fell off of the stool. I was completely fine, and found the whole thing hilarious. That teacher was also the cheer coach, so I was able to have her in 7th and 8th grade when i was in cheer. Over the years, I fell off the stool several more times, all of them being funny. I kinda went a bit far on the swaying on purpose a bit, wanting to see how much it would take for me to fall off. I still miss those stools....

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the chair's legs. Turn it into a rocking bassinet for the furbaby.

    Aussiegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn’t look happy about it 😅

    Skid Marks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I look in the morning.... Minus the hair.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take off a bit off from the back legs so that it won't tip forward.

    #47

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    soledadobrien Report

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog prefers to lead me to a parking lot at an Aldi or a supermarket near us. Then she sits down, looking at people and cars and she won't leave this place until she has finished and gets some treats.

    Birb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna happen hooman

    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me on a walk, nope this is as far as I go!

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dolly loved rolypoly too while we're out walking. People driving by ask if she's ok

    Key Lime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog doesn't like to go on walks with me if my husband is home. She just wants to be with him.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, the puppy walk - you don't go anywhere & spend the majority of the time sniffing, sitting, rolling around, & lying down but at least the dog is cute.

    Agent Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an owner of a four German shorthaired pointers during my life, this behaviour is completely foreign to me. If they were on the lead my arm would be two inches longer the second we left the house. Never had one pike out in the driveway...

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a drag to me.

    #48

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    jesstake Report

    EM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or put chicken wire behind the gate. 🙄

    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to do that with my crackhead pittie after he broke the wooden slat...may need to try the spoon too if another slat goes!

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra thoughtful for using a spoon that matches the coat. One must tastefully accessorize, regardless of species.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necessity is the Mother of all Invention.

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NASA should hire your mom!!

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    Dalbodog Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told my kid and hubby when we got dog that hes 100% not allowed on beds, hes taking a nap on my bed and i dont want to move incase i wake him

    Krd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally think it's kind of cruel to cats and dogs to ban them from the couch/bed. They just want to be close to you, and they can't understand why they aren't allowed to sit/lay there like you are allowed to. I feel like that's kind of mean to do.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar situation with my cats and the countertops - you’re not going to successfully train them to stay off of the countertops without “training” that will scare them and stress them. So, what you do is keep all the hazardous stuff off of the counters, don’t leave food lying about, clean the countertops daily (for us humans’ sake) and resign yourself to having cat hair all over the dish drying mats and thus, inevitably, all over your plates and silverware XD

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any piece of furniture that cannot withstand a dog cuddled up on it, is not the furniture for me.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open season in my house. As a matter of fact, back when housemates were part of my life, I always chose the animals' use of their home over a housemate complaining about it. I'll help you pack your things.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend broke up with his girlfriend over his dog, Beau, a black lab (and an absolute sweetheart). She kept complaining about dog hair on the couch. Todd told her, "Well, he lives here and you don't". She got really pissed so he just told her to leave and not come back. She asked him if he was seriously breaking up with her for a dog and he told her he liked the dog more. Laughed my @ss off. I thought she was a total b*tch.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read the label, but I assume the bubbly must be Mutt & Chandon.

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people have dogs if they don't treat them like the angels they are??

    Ladedah
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had the same leather sofa for 20 years... not because it's held up well, but because - despite the mutilated surface that exists under its current hideous sofa cover - I simply cannot force myself to buy another sofa knowing damn well dog zoomies and drool will quickly result in its demise. My sofa is a bit of a Frankenstein, but there's no way I'm depriving the dogs (or myself) of sofa cuddles! The dogs sleep in our bed, but I do remove (or at least cover up) my pillow when I'm not actually in the bed...

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! You tricked that ungrateful creature!

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol 😂 sounds like my golden. He doesn't really like having his paws touched a lot. My Irish setter is the opposite. He puts a paw in your hand and relaxes while you pet it. Go figure 😆

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggie looks like he pities the fool who doesn’t likes his new look.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like it, a little Mister T je ne sais quoi :D

    MCathenaE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am our poodles groomer. My husband wanted her to have a Mohawk. Now she looks like Elvira's dog Gronk...🤣🤣🤣

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is the perfect hair style for him, so cute.

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    _Smiley_Rylie_ Report

    Bronwyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give mine "appetizers" (their vitamin treats) before their dinner and they love it.

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    97Vercetti Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me it looks like the dog is willing to let you sleep on his bed. Good boy!

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man snoring next to me will keep me awake all night and irritate the f**k out of me. A dog or cat snoring next to me lulls me to sleep and makes me happy. Go figure. (Solution: Marry a man who doesn’t snore and who is perfectly fine with animals sleeping on the bed with us. Of course, since you’re clearly wondering, animals are out of the room and the door securely shut during private times. Duh.)

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this exact same thing. Head on the pillow and all.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to put my little dog on the pillow next to me and cover her with my bedclothes when it was cold. When she died I didn't change the bedclothes for weeks because they still smelled like her.

    Soulstorm brew
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I've got four in my bed. I'm quite warm at night.

    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our little one sleeps in our bed, too. During the night she will come to me several times, smashes her body against mine and with a deep breath she goes back to sleep. She is my little spoon.

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs sleeps under my blanket. Well their blanket…

    Sonja Timmerman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once in a while I let my dog sleep next to me and when I wake up in the middle of the night I scare the sh*t out of me because I forget about that he sleeps next to me and its just like theres another ginger haired man lying next to me!

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    Paula MV
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how many times I see this picture I still hate it!

    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs a red balloon

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JFC!!!!!!!!!! 😱

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    Bronwyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Beatles back in the day.

    Manny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Justin Beiber's dog?

    Frunkadunk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog misses his boyband era.

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby. Co. B it back and cut it already poor little pupper can't see

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about a bad hair day, this takes the cake for sure,

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    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random thought - why do they call them Duck Billed Platypus? Does that imply there's a non-duck billed platypus out there?

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    Bronwyn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine get a little jealous when I talk to my plants with the same kind tone I speak to them. They're all my babies.

    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or, I going to pee on this one .. this one ... bite this one ...

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    bye_ology Report

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The partner page to Dads Who Didn’t Want The Dog.

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    sheslikethemoon Report

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggie knows they’re more pampered than you are.

    Jro308
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the camera dog? The one who knocks the camera down every time he sees it?

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HeaHeaHea, you gonna wish you werent leaving me alone!!

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    BirdExecutive Report

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the hardcore version.

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    mikefranchina_ Report

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still needs to be brushed, though.

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    ENSJ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tall one is definitely a Borzoi. Can't make out enough features for a definite guess on the other one.

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... a very long dog :))

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    Livingwithcfs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What us? No of course this isn't a prison break

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big boi is a borzoi (aka Russian wolfhound). Small one looks to have a poodle-like coat so possibly a poodle-mix or a poodle with a puppy cut.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ZOI! I loves 'em all!!!!!!!!!

    Amy Manzanares
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Ghostface from Scream without his cloak and mask. He's a dog guy.

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm going to theorize that this tall dog is why werewolf stories exist

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    Karen Ballou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old English sheepdog

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farley, from 'For Better or For Worse'!

    Amy Manzanares
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2024 remake of the 1959 Movie The Shaggy Dog.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess the dog’s name isn’t Larry?

    Koalafied to komment
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, there could be more emojis in this post!

    Paul Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the dog on this one. This looks so delicious!!

    Full Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For breakfast I have made you twice your daily recommended calorie intake. It looks delicious, but wow that's a lot.

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    Grenelda Thurber
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An excellent Halloween costume for a dog!

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    niyalewinsky Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit invested in the neighbourhood gossip, if you ask me.

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    ravishingdreka Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby looks terrified. Someone clearly yells at their dog when they pee on the floor. Which doesn't do anything but terrify your pet and make them stress about going to the bathroom. Looks a little like my boi Biscuit. Poor thing.

    Sand Ers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Boo Boo looks scared. I hope it ended well.

    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you sure it wasn't the older lady that was just in 🙄

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I trust my pets enough to give them power of attorney!

    Judy Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I would, but the dog is a beagle - he would eat everything in sight, if he had his way.

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww ... he wants to make sure you're ok ... maybe he will share his rope with you

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    THE1NONLY_FK Report

    IguanaStampede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not being a responsible dog parent if you were sent to jail. Your dog needed you to be a better example.

    Squirrel Chaser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, I'd say they weren't being responsible period.

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    Kai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah Animal Foundation means Las Vegas. Your experience with police there does depend entirely on which neighborhood you live in 🙄

    justme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cops took the dog to the animal shelter when they arrested the owner

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor Tinkerbell .... you made her an accomplice

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brachycephalic dogs like this cannot give birth naturally. Most dogs with this skull type require cesarean sections in order to actually give birth to their puppies, as the misshapen, overlarge skulls of the puppies get stuck in the birth canal. (IIRC the statistics on bulldogs are that over 80% of pregnant females have to deliver via c-section or they will die. The statistics are over 90% for Boston terriers and over 80% for Frenchies. For Pugs, it’s around 60%.) Brachycephalic dogs are not normal or healthy. They have lifelong breathing, dental, and ocular issues. If you’ve ever heard a wheezing Pug or Frenchie struggling to breathe or seen a Pug with an ocular globe luxation (when their bulging eyes literally pop out of their sockets), then you understand that breeding brachycephalic dogs is inherently cruel to the animals, who will have numerous lifelong health issues. Please, please support breeders that are trying to restore brachycephalic dog breeds to have a more normal muzzle and skull shape if you absolutely must have a brachycephalic breed.

    Victoria Howell
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny or cute. This is abuse pure and simple for Money. Shame, Shame! And, they cut Mom and Dad's ears as well. That is just cruel!

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose those poor pups are going to have their poor ears mutilated like the parents, too.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago

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    Protecting all that $$$ he gonna be making in about 6 weeks for sure!!!