50 Of The Most Hilarious, Cute And Wholesome Posts On X About Dogs
Interview With ExpertWe all know that dogs are man’s best friend. We play with them, we cuddle with them and we give them tasty treats to convey just how much we care about them. And of course, like any other best friend, we love to laugh with them.
If you’re a dog parent, you know very well how hilarious these creatures can be. From their extremely expressive faces to the adorable sounds they make to communicate their emotions, dogs are incredibly entertaining. And if you’re looking for some pics of doggos that should make you smile, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve gathered some of the sweetest and funniest pics of dogs that owners have shared on X, so enjoy scrolling through! And keep reading to find conversations with Jenny from D for Dog, Brandon Stapleton, Head Veterinarian at The Farmer's Dog, and Maggie Marton of Oh My Dog!
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You have a lot to make up to. Snacks, cuddles, toys, walks in the park. More snack, more cuddles... etc.
I yelled at my guy once and someone was currently breaking in his warning allowed me to chase the guy off. Only my wives purse was taken. Always invested after. I miss my guy
A long, long, long time ago my Mom had a friend who told us she never locked her door. She said, anybody who can get by HIM deserves whatever they can get. "HIM" was a very large, but very docile Great Dane. He was great with kids! I loved him, and used to ride him like a horse when I was little! Anyway, she came into the kitchen one morning and found a burglar had broken in through the back door while she was asleep. The burglar was lying on the floor, with the Great Dane on top of him, sleeping. The dog had pounced on him, pinned him down, and went to sleep.
I can just see this. Your mom's friend walks in, the burger sees her, and is like 'help'
Load More Replies...Listen to your dog. If they do something out of the ordinary, something is wrong.
Yes but also idk my dog is a sweetheart but barks at delivery and garbage trucks like they're out to get her
Load More Replies...To learn more about how hilarious dogs can be, we got in touch with Jenny from D for Dog, a popular pet supply shop in the UK. Jenny was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and discuss what makes dogs such special animals.
“Dogs are amazing and loyal companions. They will be by your side for all life's important events,” Jenny says. “I would never live a life without dogs. They always give way more than they take. Dogs really are my favorite people.”
I'd enjoy pics and posts of Frankie as much as you'd want to share! Screw the other poster! Just scroll by. Some miserable people just want to troll.
I think it was a ploy to get them to post *more* dog pics, and they fell for it!
Excellent side-eye from Frankie in this shot. Captures just the right mix of disdain and pity for the angry dog hater.
Jenny shared that 20 years ago, she adopted two dogs and started her website, D for Dog. “Me and my mutts were the first attempt at social media. I painstakingly scanned photos and learnt html. What we do for the love of dogs,” she said with a laugh. “It is much easier to chat online to other dog owners now, thankfully.”
“I have adopted many dogs over the years, and I still run D for Dog. I also do dog sitting in my spare time, so I literally live, sleep and breathe dogs,” Jenny revealed. “I have had the pleasure of sharing my time with some of the best, most loving and funniest dogs you could ever hope to meet. From lion-taming Chihuahuas to German Shepherds who run away from kittens, I have met and loved them all.”
We also asked Jenny about dogs having their own senses of humor. “Personally, I love a cheeky dog. Terriers never fail to make me laugh,” she shared. “They definitely do things to get a reaction. Their zest for life is unrivalled, and they are so determined when they set their minds on something.”
“One of my terriers once went missing at the kennels. They found him on the flat roof of the outhouse, watching the frantic search with glee,” Jenny revealed. “Cheeky boy!”
My brother lives in an apartment. He had some new neighbors move in nearby. A few months later, a raggedy looking dog started hanging around the apartment complex, and he heard the children crying that it was their dog! Their mother told them it wasn't, that their dog had run away, and that this one was a stray. My brother adopted the dog.
Oi, BP, I've already posted this was a satirical piece on FB back in 2018. Stop rehashing this story without a proper headline. Sure, it's funny, most satire is, but this story shouldn't be promoted as fact.
“Another of my terriers, Berkeley, a beautiful boy as white as snow, once took a fancy to next door’s bunny rabbit (who was safely caged, I might add),” Jenny told Bored Panda. “Berkeley climbed our tree, used next door’s BBQ to break his fall (turning it on as he went) and was found watching Mr. Snuffles through the bars with definite intent.”
My grandfather had a Chihuahua that he would put in the giant pockets of his jacket or his sleeve when he went somewhere he couldn't let him walk freely. His favorite story to tell about this dog was when a woman at the shopping center queue tried to push her way past him and the Chihuahua started barking madly because she touched him, startling the woman so much she went back to the end of the queue.
There are times I wish I could do this same trick - but my dogs are a GSD/Kuchi Dog mix and a Belgian Malinois. There’s no way I’m hiding them anywhere on my person XD
Put one over the other, place a hat and sunglass on the dog on top, large overcoat and pretend they are your clumsy, old uncle. ;)
Load More Replies...But even if they get annoying at times, Jenny says that you can’t ever be mad at a dog. “They never do things with malice or evil intent. They really are amazing in every way. And unlike humans, dogs never hold a grudge,” she explained. “Their love for us is truly unconditional.”
“Thinking about it though, my terrier Spadge did once refuse a tasty treat after being left home alone. Imagining his furry 'sister' had been out on a jolly, he was miffed with us and wasn’t shy to show it,” she added. “Of course, he had no idea that Zena had been to the vets to have a carrier bag removed from her bottom after she misjudged its nutritional value on a walk.”
Let's see...big black eyes, huge bootable snoot, perfect makeup, perfect highlights, and perfectly tailored bell bottoms. Yeah, there's no way that's real! I'll take 12.
There’s no question that dogs are special creatures. “Dogs can be cute, funny, mischievous, soppy, testing, loving, loyal and um… noisy,” Jenny shared with a laugh. “They also cause varying degrees of mess and chaos whilst shedding fur over all your belongings... But they are worth every minute of our care and attention.”
“I am one of those people who say they want a break occasionally but will then accost strangers with dogs, asking to pet them... The dogs, not the strangers,” she clarified. “Only a dog (and pasta) can make the day better, am I right!”
"Stanley had a rough time after his divorce and let himself go quite a bit, spending weekends on the couch getting drunk. But when his new collegue Judy commented on them not being old just yet, he took it as a hint, went to the barber, bought a new bow and felt ready to ask her out"
Jenny also admits that she’s not a strict dog mom. “We definitely have a free for all 'rule' in our house. I am a big believer in letting my dogs share my space,” she noted. “My favorite parts of the day are morning cuddles on the bed and evening pile-ons on the sofa. My Bedlington Terrier never used to leave my side, even when I took a bath.”
“He wanted to experience it all and, despite my best efforts, was partial to bars of soap. He once had suspiciously fresh and floral breath, so I opened his mouth and discovered a small bar of soap wedged in the roof of his mouth,” she revealed. “He was going boss-eyed trying to remove it with his soapy little tongue. I challenge anyone to keep a straight face over things like that.”
If I recall correctly, this ended up with little husky faced tan puppies...
And if you’re looking for a dog of your own, Jenny is a firm believer in the "adopt don't shop" mantra. “There are so many dogs in rescues who need homes. I have adopted all sorts of dogs over the years including a deaf Jack Russell, a dog with mammary cancer, and my great goofball Zena who is a front leg amputee,” she shared. “I had to laugh as one of my friends, on learning of this adoption, said ‘Of all the dogs needing homes, I see you struggled to find a complete one.’”
But Jenny says that missing a leg isn’t a problem for Zena at all. “A much bigger issue is the fact that she is a complete fool,” she added with a laugh. “But the great thing about adopting an adult dog is that I already knew that. She might be a fool but she is my fool. Hands off, she is coming home with me!”
When I was a teenager, I had a GSD and a gray cat that I adopted just months apart from each other. They were close in age to each other and grew up together. They were BFFs. I’d often see the 90-lb German Shepherd carrying the 8-lb cat in her mouth, and the cat was totally relaxed and contented to be carried XD Ember (the GSD) died of cancer when she was 12, and Wintressia, the cat, was devastated. She grieved so much. One cannot tell me that animals do not grieve or feel emotional pain. Over time I was able to coax Win out of her grief (and doing so helped me emerge out of my own grief as well) and I became her new BFF XD she lived another 6 years and died two months shy of her 20th birthday. I still miss them both. I have two dogs and two cats now, but I still love and miss my Ember and Win.
So beautiful! I’m sure they’re happily running around paw in paw on the other side of the rainbow bridge!
Load More Replies...*writing suspiciously in notebook* gotta put this in my wholesome book
Jenny also says it’s important to do plenty of research before bringing a dog home. “They say humans end up looking like their dogs, but I think we also end up acting like them too. Choose a dog that suits your personality, and don't be fooled by stereotypes.”
“Did you know, for example, that Greyhounds love to sleep? They are affectionately known as 60 miles per hour couch potatoes,” she shared with a laugh. “Mixed breeds are generally healthier, so consider a Heinz 57 and definitely don't shy away from the older dogs.”
It's very easy for sheepdogs to hop on the backs of sheep and race across their backs to get to the other side of the flock!
Load More Replies...“Everyone gravitates towards the pups, but adult dogs will generally be past the idiot stage (I hope Zena is reading this!) so adopting a slightly older dog who is out of nappies means you can be more sure of their final character,” Jenny added. “Don't be fooled by pups. They look cute and harmless, but they can destroy your entire home in less time than it takes to say ‘baby gate.’”
“Whatever doggie you choose, be prepared to be their best friend for their whole life. Never take them for granted, and make sure you enjoy every minute,” she continued. “Because dogs are just a chapter in our lives, but we are their whole book. Woof!”
"Don't get mad, ok? But the couch cushion exploded & I thought I was gonna die! "
Mom and Dad, I didn't mean any harm to the (fill in the blanks)!
This dog is getting a butt scratch lol. I know that butt scratch look.
Dog. Smiley dog. Mine jumped on the couch as I was typing it the silly little mutt.
Load More Replies...We were also lucky enough to get in touch with Brandon Stapleton, Head Veterinarian at The Farmer's Dog, to gain his insight into the wonderful world of doggos.
“Dogs get more and more incredible the more you think about them. When you look into your dog’s eyes, you’re looking at your buddy, and you’re looking at humanity’s first, best friend,” he shared. “Dogs have been with us, and evolved alongside us, for tens of thousands of years. They’ve been our friends, our protectors, and workmates—there’s an argument that humans wouldn’t be what we are without them.”
“But even if you forget about all of that and look only at the role they play in your life today—they’re still amazing,” Brandon continued. “Just looking at a dog and caring for a dog can make us happier and healthier. We got very lucky to have these adorable, amazing beings as our friends.”
If i am remembering right, this dog has been adopted, but its human still takes it out to visit its pelican friend
I really wish BP would spend less time on censoring and more on vetting these false or semi-false stories. "The photograph is real, but the accompanying back story is not related to it. The pelican seen in this image was named "Osman" and not "Petey," and he was sort of a town mascot in Turkey." For the rest of Osman's story go to Snopes.com https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pelican-befriend-stray-dog/
nehhh the pelican just want to eat it. "its no capibara but it will do"
As far as why we find dogs so amusing, Brandon says, “If you asked 100 people this question, you might get 100 different answers. But one of many things that can make dogs’ behavior amusing is that, in some ways, what they’re doing can seem out of place in a human-dominated world.”
“‘Fish out of water’ is a reliable comedy formula for a reason. If your dog is barking at the Roomba, or trying to dig a hole in your bed when a patch of dirt is not available, maybe you’ll be amused because they’re acting in a way that’s natural for them, but not particularly useful in your house,” he explained.
Well the dog will always answer with happily wagging his tail, while other humans may look uncomfortable and mumble "uhm, thanks"...
Soft can-openers don't have tails to wag. (Love your name, btw)
Load More Replies..."Children Learn What They Live" a famous poem, which ironically was posted on the wall in our house where unconditional love was never taught. Fortunately, my father's kindness, patience, and understanding towards animals taught me how to love non-humans.
“It may also be funny to see a dog trying to make sense of something whose meaning is a little bit out of reach for them—looking behind the TV set to find the dog they saw on the screen, or tilting their head at an unfamiliar sound effect,” Brandon says. “And we may identify with our dogs—even if we ‘get’ our world more than they do in some ways, we feel versions of the same emotions.”
“And because we love dogs and want to pay attention to them, we have more opportunities to notice them doing things that we find funny. Of course, we may also find them funny because they’re goofy and adorable,” the vet added.
And treats. And belly rubs. And more treats. And pets. And belly rubs....(you get the idea....)
Load More Replies...Had a neighbor who posted his own homemade sign that read: Be Aware of Dog. He's very friendly, and would love to meet you.
We also wanted to hear Brandon’s thoughts on whether or not dogs have senses of humor. “While dogs can’t tell jokes, they actually might have a sense of humor. We have explored this topic with behavior experts who say that play and ‘practical jokes’ are evidence that dogs could have an internal sense that some things are funny, or at least not to be taken seriously.”
My dog will "huff" at me and I always say "hey don't you talk back to me mister" and for some reason people think it's hilarious
Well how would you like it if a stranger just started messing up your hair dad??
“Just like people say things when they’re joking that would have a different meaning in another context, dogs can signal to each other that their wrestling is play, not fighting,” Brandon shared. “One way they do this is via ‘play bows.’ Dogs can even make a sound during play that some people say is a type of laughter. And Charles Darwin once wrote that he thought dogs enjoyed playing tricks on people. So, while we can’t know what’s going on inside dogs’ minds, it’s reasonable to think that they have a version of what we’d call a sense of humor.”
My 3-legged dog once met a guy who was missing a leg. He was friendly with everyone he met, but you could tell he knew there was something special about the guy with one leg.
And if you’re going to adopt a doggo of your own, Brandon says the first thing to know is that having a dog is a joy—and a responsibility. “More than their looks, consider how your dog will fit your life (and how you will fit theirs),” he says. “There’s no one set kind of environment or lifestyle you need to have to give a dog a good home, but you do need to make sure you have the time to devote to caring for them.”
“No matter the breed or size, nearly every dog needs exercise, they need training and socialization, health care, and your time and attention,” he added. “And, of course, it’s important to know that for every bit of love and attention you give your dog, they’ll give it back to you tenfold.”
"Do you want it to be lights out Linda? Cause I can make that happen" "That's not what lights out means" "shhhh....just give me the snackkkkkk"
I put the light on, I can just as easily turn it off again. Go ahead, ask yourself, 'do I feel lucky?'
once upon a time my sister worked at a county animal shelter and a pregnant corgi came in and had 4 puppies. so, did you know a litter of dogs can have multiple fathers? this corgi got around! all of them looked just like their dads, except they were the "coffee table" versions. she had a german shepherd, a husky, and i can't remember the other two. people would come to look at the puppies and say "oh look at that cute little husky puppy, i wonder how tall he is when he stands... oh! he IS standing up."
Not saying it's right, but solid black ears also disqualifies dalmatians for show. Stupid, but true.
Load More Replies...I had a corgi x Australian cattle dog. He looked like a midget red heeler
He doesn't. But he's a good boi and he's going to do his job.
Load More Replies...Did he take all of the required safety training and can he activate the emergency shower?
I wonder how long it took to get him comfortable with all his safety gear.
We also got in touch with Maggie Marton of Oh My Dog! blog to hear her thoughts on this topic.
"Humans find dogs to be hilarious because, well, dogs ARE hilarious," Maggie shared. "Generally, dogs don't take life too seriously. They're playful, silly, and full of fun. They make funny noises. A happy dog's body language – loose, waggly, tongue hanging out – already looks goofy, and then they add to it with hilarity like zoomies, diving into piles of leaves, rolling up in blankets, and all manner of silly behavior."
Very funny and great timing also,made me smile right away, thanks.
It's a nice comforter, but I expected a picture of a real dog.
I feel cheated. Besides the sheets, where is the picture of the dog? We were promised dog pictures!!
Now I know where to look for my dachshund, Jimmy Dean, when it's time for his bath.
We also asked Maggie about some of the funny behavior that she's observed in her doggos. "My favorite is when dogs get the zoomies. Hands down," she told Bored Panda. "I can't help but crack up when a dog is zooming, especially when the frenetic running and leaping is paired with big barks or growls. It's also hilarious when dogs give side-eye."
i'm like St Thomas, I only believe in what I can bellyrub !!!
Whoever did this it's wrong. God does NOT offer conditional love!!! God created dogs!!
My girlfriend and I got two Cavvies as rescues from a breeder. When she asked me which one I wanted, I said let them choose. On the first Saturday after they arrived, I got down on the floor to play and get to know them. Bogie climbed into my lap. How special it feels to be chosen. He still climbs into my lap when I sit on the floor. Even when I'm trying to work on something. I was chosen and its been 4 great years.
As far as whether or not dogs have a sense of humor, Maggie says, "I'm not sure there's any research on dogs and a sense of humor (though there should be! what lab can we get to pioneer this study?), but dogs are certainly clever, playful, and silly. Those characteristics seem likely to add up to a sense of humor! Plus, I've seen so many dogs repeat behaviors that get their humans to laugh to keep the laughs coming, so they must have some understanding of what's funny!"
Yes, king. You guessed right! But it's not darts, it's croquet.
Load More Replies..."Dogs and humans experience an oxytocin boost when we interact with each other," Maggie added. "All this silly behavior, whether it's watching your dog leap into a pile of leaves or just cuddling on the couch, delivers your brain (and your dog's!) a dose of happy hormones. Even if dogs don't experience the same sense of humor that we do, simply sharing our joy and laughter makes both you and your dog feel more relaxed and less stressed!"
Hey, he's on a break after working his tail off all morning.
Load More Replies...Do you know how many priest would leap at the chance to have teletherapy with a human AND A DOG! atleast one! It's an excellent idea and would make most people more comfortable and open to trying it.
So many crazy and disturbing thoughts racing through my head from the first sentence. Thank you auto correct!! Lmao
Load More Replies...FML....People!! I meant PEOPLE!!!!! Not priests.... ..although they are People. My fat fingers and auto correct are out to destroy me!!!!
My up vote is going to your unedited version, it made my night!! Lol
Load More Replies...Ah. Yes. I'm sure it is completely normal for a teletherepist to 1. Have themself muted 2. Be the only one in the meeting when this coincidentally happened 3. Use some weird filter that makes them look like porcelain.
The box is for a 6-pack of ale; this means that if the dog is wearing the box, technically he/she has a 6-pack!
I prefer dogs with pricked ears (e.g., German Shepherds), but holy heck, Labs and Goldens are the absolute CUTEST puppies, hands down.
Nah, he knew it wasn’t the real thing, and decided to ignore it. I have seen store videos of robberies, where all kinds of dogs, including Huskies, who immediately chomped down and latched themselves onto the robbers’ arms or legs, or chased them out of the store, barking and snarling the whole way.
Load More Replies...I have never seen a husky and thought "guard dog"...would have been better off with a Yorkie...atleast they can give the robber hell from the knees down
We hope you’re enjoying these hilarious photos of dogs, pandas! Keep upvoting the ones that make you want to adopt another furry member into your family, and let us know in the comments: what's the funniest thing you’ve ever seen a dog do? Then, if you’d like to check out even more silly pics of good doggies, we recommend visiting this Bored Panda piece next!
Multa - since you've already seen pics of my boi Stilgar, behold his "wipeout" XD He LOVES the beach and the ocean, despite him getting splatted by waves constantly, and he's gotten strong enough now that he doesn't have to wear the doggy lifejacket you see in the photo XD (We put it on him the first few times we took him to the ocean as a "just in case" measure, even though we didn't take him deeper into the water than his belly-level) stilly_bea...63234b.jpg
Thats me except I'm not relaxed, I'm very uncomfortable with what is happening at the moment 💀
I don't know why but the dog in the background cracks me up the way he is watching them.
I did! It ... Um ...Well it didn't turn out the way I had hoped it would! 😳
Load More Replies...Real friends, yes. But for getting new aquaintances, a dog is perfect!
The secret is to be friends already and act accordingly. Also, give the energy you want to receive. It doesn't seem to work for cats, though.
It must be a regional Latina/Latino thing... XD I'm white af but was adopted at birth into a Mexican family. I've lived in Southern California all my life and have a lot of my Latinx relatives living nearby (Los Angeles area, South Central, Whittier, etc.) and I can guarantee you that none of them have crusty white dogs. They do, however, ALL have tiny, aggressive, angry, hateful Chihuahuas. Literally. I'm like IS THIS AN ACTUAL FOR-REALS STEREOTYPE??? but apparently the only dogs my Mexican relatives want to own are evil Chihuahuas XD In fact, my tía, who lives in the same neighborhood as me, has TWO Chihuahuas.
Load More Replies...I don't understand the "crusty white dog" thing. My family is from Poland, and we don't have a dog color thing.
That's a very dramatic change but many (maybe most) change appearance as they get older. Sometimes it's fairly minor, such as short hair as a puppy and long hair as an adult and sometimes it's hair that changes color. Our first dog was completely tan as a puppy then got a ridge of black hair along her back. A while after that happened the ridge got a couple of diamond-shaped patches of black and they seemed to appear almost overnight.
Load More Replies...Definitely a case of Bait 'n Switch. You need to contact your state's Attorney General and file a consumer complaint, pronto. This scam has to stop before others are taken advantage of by these adorable practices.
I know it's just a funny post, but please don't do that! This way, your dog learns that barking is a good solution. Better build a barrier between your dogs and the others with your body, make yourself bigger and remain calm. Your dog will get the idea that you have everything under control and he doesn't have to act out of fear or anger :)
Barking is natural to dogs. It is how they communicate. Excessive barking (or constant barking) should be rectified with training, but OP barking at other dogs isn't going to ruin their dog. As an aside, getting between two clearly aggressive dogs and the dog they are aggressing on will only result in YOU getting attacked/bitten. Better to pick up your dog (if it is small enough) and GTFO without trying to "alpha" the other dogs. Getting between aggressive dogs and your dog and making yourself "look bigger" is literally you THREATENING the dogs in their language, which will only make them MORE aggressive. If a dog is acting aggressive towards your dog, just leave the area as quickly and safely as possible. Trying to "go alpha" on the dogs will only make it worse (and the "alpha" stuff is false, anyway.)
Load More Replies...i do this too, at 6 am, but only because the neighbors dogs are barking at my coco >:(
Yeah I do this too. Especially bc my doggo just runs away, gotta show her how to deal w/ the big mean dogs.
Now if you want a dog that both bites and judges get an Australian Cattle Dog!
I'm a vet and had a client one time who was having trouble with her puppy getting on the couch. I asked her what she does when he gets on the couch. She says, " I tell him that it is inappropriate behavior and he should consider the consequences..." ....
My childhood dog had his own chair. When he would act up, my mom would tell him: "Go to your chair and think about what you have done!" in her best mom voice. Dog was a Husky, and he would go to his chair, doing the famous husky "talk", complaining the whole time, until he got in his chair to consider his bad behavior.
Load More Replies...I regularly catch myself and others at the dog park lecturing our dogs on their behavior. We all know a 3 word command is the limit they can comprehend but we can't help ourselves.
I wish this were universally true! I had to have a custom sign made for my puppy’s exercise pen, listing all the foods NOT to feed to him XD My mom is an idiot and used to feed my cat pretzels, candy, and rice even after I asked her to stop. There’s no way I’d trust her to not feed my doggos something toxic to them XD
Load More Replies...My mom had a little dog that she raised from a puppy and when I was born he was already eight. He HATED me. When I learnt to crawl he'd run behind me, nipping at my heels - literally! He got used to me though and was a sweetie.
OMG Susan! I thought what we had wad special!!! How could you!?
A terrier mix, specifically a Yorkie/Miniature Poodle mutt in this case! Though - keep in mind that mutts (even “designer mutts”) have no breed standards, so each Yorkie/Poodle mix will likely look and act very different from each other! Poodles are a working breed, so they can be very intense and energetic, and their coat type is unique and requires special care. Yorkies are mostly companion dogs these days, but they do descend from terriers (specifically ratters), so they too can be very intense and energetic despite their small size. Just to give you a heads up if you decide to seek out a doggo of similar heritage :)
Load More Replies...I looked up statistics of injuries and deaths caused by animals to check whether it’s cats or dogs who are &$*#$&*#. Turns out *mosquitos* are the &$*#$*#s! (Followed by dogs. :p )
Also "Who's the best baby? I love you so much. I'm sorry I have to be gone for an hour or so. I'm such a bad momma, but I love you soooooo very much."
"Aw, don't look at me like that. You know I have to go to work. I'll be back soon sweetie be a good boy"
Because your dog doesn't understand why you leave and misses you when you're gone.
I tell my cats I love them, be good, listen to Grandma, and no wild parties. The only one they seem to listen to is no wild parties.
I'll be right back! I promise! I always come back! I would never leave you!!!
Ours didn't seem to care for the ones with dogs chasing other animals, but loved the ones with music & dogs running. She's a romantic.
Load More Replies...Only 3 minutes? I ask his opinion as we're flicking through the channels but, he's partial to Judge Judy 😂😂
I laways put on a Reggie playlist for my dogs to listen to, they seemed to like it
I put on Stingray Spa or Easy Listening. They seem to like it, or maybe I should say they like to sleep to it.
Oh, that would hurt my heart. I am SOOOO easily manipulated by my pets.
Me too. That's why my cats eat at 6am now and not 7.
Load More Replies...Doggo is an amateur. Dinnertime for my horde of four is at 5pm, and the younger cat, Preacher, starts desperately screaming at me for food at 3pm XD If he’s feeling especially emaciated, he starts screaming at 2:30pm. (They get three meals a day - 8am, 5pm, and midnight. They’re in no danger of starvation, but no way in hell you’d convince any of them of that!)
You're lucky, my cat hops on the bed, stands on my head and loudly meows right into my ear at 5:30am. She also knows how to open doors, so if i close her out of the bedroom, i have to lock the door
https://youtu.be/w0ffwDYo00Q?si=7G-qTNjQB88ilwVA (Trust me. It’s worth it)
Load More Replies...Mine is not subtle. And she starts "hinting" at 5 for her supper that she gets at 6. If she feels she hasn't had enough pets or treats she starts at 4:30.
our dog is less subtle. she hits the window with her paw, which makes a loud scratching noise, every day when its time to feed her, or when she just wants attention
Same! And identical dog too. . Honestly, my Freddie is so clever and can tell the time better than me.
If a fluffy cloud such as this fluffy cloud came up to my counter, I'd give them ANYTHING they wanted
My dog had diarrhea and i got him to the vet and on meds for 3 days, my husband has diarrhea the past 2 days and i gave him a banana and told him to suck it up
You may already know this for pups, but canned pumpkin for diarrhea and constipation, it helps both ways.
Load More Replies...If I had to choose between a vet's bill and say, a dental cleaning, my furry dependents got to see the vet.
My poor vet, my dog barks and she finally started feeding him cheese to get him to calm down and be quit enough to talk to me.
In 6th grade, my writing teacher had a few plastic blue stools in her room. I LOVED those things, and would use one almost every day. As someone with ADHD, it felt really good to be able to move around like that while doing my work. Anyway, one day I fell off of the stool. I was completely fine, and found the whole thing hilarious. That teacher was also the cheer coach, so I was able to have her in 7th and 8th grade when i was in cheer. Over the years, I fell off the stool several more times, all of them being funny. I kinda went a bit far on the swaying on purpose a bit, wanting to see how much it would take for me to fall off. I still miss those stools....
My dog prefers to lead me to a parking lot at an Aldi or a supermarket near us. Then she sits down, looking at people and cars and she won't leave this place until she has finished and gets some treats.
My Dolly loved rolypoly too while we're out walking. People driving by ask if she's ok
As an owner of a four German shorthaired pointers during my life, this behaviour is completely foreign to me. If they were on the lead my arm would be two inches longer the second we left the house. Never had one pike out in the driveway...
Had to do that with my crackhead pittie after he broke the wooden slat...may need to try the spoon too if another slat goes!
Load More Replies...Told my kid and hubby when we got dog that hes 100% not allowed on beds, hes taking a nap on my bed and i dont want to move incase i wake him
Similar situation with my cats and the countertops - you’re not going to successfully train them to stay off of the countertops without “training” that will scare them and stress them. So, what you do is keep all the hazardous stuff off of the counters, don’t leave food lying about, clean the countertops daily (for us humans’ sake) and resign yourself to having cat hair all over the dish drying mats and thus, inevitably, all over your plates and silverware XD
Open season in my house. As a matter of fact, back when housemates were part of my life, I always chose the animals' use of their home over a housemate complaining about it. I'll help you pack your things.
My best friend broke up with his girlfriend over his dog, Beau, a black lab (and an absolute sweetheart). She kept complaining about dog hair on the couch. Todd told her, "Well, he lives here and you don't". She got really pissed so he just told her to leave and not come back. She asked him if he was seriously breaking up with her for a dog and he told her he liked the dog more. Laughed my @ss off. I thought she was a total b*tch.
I have had the same leather sofa for 20 years... not because it's held up well, but because - despite the mutilated surface that exists under its current hideous sofa cover - I simply cannot force myself to buy another sofa knowing damn well dog zoomies and drool will quickly result in its demise. My sofa is a bit of a Frankenstein, but there's no way I'm depriving the dogs (or myself) of sofa cuddles! The dogs sleep in our bed, but I do remove (or at least cover up) my pillow when I'm not actually in the bed...
Lol 😂 sounds like my golden. He doesn't really like having his paws touched a lot. My Irish setter is the opposite. He puts a paw in your hand and relaxes while you pet it. Go figure 😆
To me it looks like the dog is willing to let you sleep on his bed. Good boy!
A man snoring next to me will keep me awake all night and irritate the f**k out of me. A dog or cat snoring next to me lulls me to sleep and makes me happy. Go figure. (Solution: Marry a man who doesn’t snore and who is perfectly fine with animals sleeping on the bed with us. Of course, since you’re clearly wondering, animals are out of the room and the door securely shut during private times. Duh.)
I used to put my little dog on the pillow next to me and cover her with my bedclothes when it was cold. When she died I didn't change the bedclothes for weeks because they still smelled like her.
Our little one sleeps in our bed, too. During the night she will come to me several times, smashes her body against mine and with a deep breath she goes back to sleep. She is my little spoon.
Once in a while I let my dog sleep next to me and when I wake up in the middle of the night I scare the sh*t out of me because I forget about that he sleeps next to me and its just like theres another ginger haired man lying next to me!
Poor baby. Co. B it back and cut it already poor little pupper can't see
Random thought - why do they call them Duck Billed Platypus? Does that imply there's a non-duck billed platypus out there?
The tall one is definitely a Borzoi. Can't make out enough features for a definite guess on the other one.
Big boi is a borzoi (aka Russian wolfhound). Small one looks to have a poodle-like coat so possibly a poodle-mix or a poodle with a puppy cut.
It's Ghostface from Scream without his cloak and mask. He's a dog guy.
Poor baby looks terrified. Someone clearly yells at their dog when they pee on the floor. Which doesn't do anything but terrify your pet and make them stress about going to the bathroom. Looks a little like my boi Biscuit. Poor thing.
Well, I would, but the dog is a beagle - he would eat everything in sight, if he had his way.
Load More Replies...You are not being a responsible dog parent if you were sent to jail. Your dog needed you to be a better example.
Uh, I'd say they weren't being responsible period.
Load More Replies...The cops took the dog to the animal shelter when they arrested the owner
Load More Replies...Brachycephalic dogs like this cannot give birth naturally. Most dogs with this skull type require cesarean sections in order to actually give birth to their puppies, as the misshapen, overlarge skulls of the puppies get stuck in the birth canal. (IIRC the statistics on bulldogs are that over 80% of pregnant females have to deliver via c-section or they will die. The statistics are over 90% for Boston terriers and over 80% for Frenchies. For Pugs, it’s around 60%.) Brachycephalic dogs are not normal or healthy. They have lifelong breathing, dental, and ocular issues. If you’ve ever heard a wheezing Pug or Frenchie struggling to breathe or seen a Pug with an ocular globe luxation (when their bulging eyes literally pop out of their sockets), then you understand that breeding brachycephalic dogs is inherently cruel to the animals, who will have numerous lifelong health issues. Please, please support breeders that are trying to restore brachycephalic dog breeds to have a more normal muzzle and skull shape if you absolutely must have a brachycephalic breed.
This is not funny or cute. This is abuse pure and simple for Money. Shame, Shame! And, they cut Mom and Dad's ears as well. That is just cruel!
I suppose those poor pups are going to have their poor ears mutilated like the parents, too.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! These are so appreciated amongst all the AITAH, malicious compliance, click bait, rage bait, and celebrity nonsense. It's almost as if this is why many of us come here.
My Bella had been barking at my sons bedroom door for half an hour because she believed he had pizza and was not sharing.
And did he have pizza that wasn't being shared???
Load More Replies...Thank you, thank you, thank you! These are so appreciated amongst all the AITAH, malicious compliance, click bait, rage bait, and celebrity nonsense. It's almost as if this is why many of us come here.
My Bella had been barking at my sons bedroom door for half an hour because she believed he had pizza and was not sharing.
And did he have pizza that wasn't being shared???
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