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Humanity has produced some truly elite ideas. The snooze button, read receipts, and trash bags with drawstrings that actually close. Civilizational wins. Whoever invented these absolutely understood the assignment and improved daily life for everyone.

But nature demands balance. For every stroke of genius, there also has to be something completely useless. And Reddit has a whole community dedicated to finding exactly those creations. It’s called Well That Was Pointless, and it’s full of hilariously unnecessary fails. Scroll down for the funniest ones.

#1

Thank You For Noticing

Small fabric label on denim with a funny pointless notice thanking for noticing the notice and noting the noting.

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Lotekguy
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duly noted.

Mike K
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those responsible for the sacking have been sacked.

BookFanatic
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whom shall I notify of my notice of this notification?

JL
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This tag is ridiculous. I'm putting you on notice.

Mike Rodrick
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amusing! For the prices we pay, there should be something to give us a chuckle.

Ozymandias73
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one needs to know my noticing this notice noticing my notions. Needless needling nonetheless.

Plentyofoomph
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you notice this notice you'll notice this notice is not worth noticing

Sour Patch Kid
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Note how I noticed how it noticed I noticed them because they noted me for my good noticing.

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    #2

    Your Trusted News Source!

    Two blurred people being interviewed on a TV show holding microphones, illustrating pointless things that serve no purpose.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good reporting always includes revealing the background to the story.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 If it were me and I wanted to stay anonymous, I’d have stood up and started shouting all the words not allowed on TV (assuming this is the US). (Yes, I’m aware the Brits say ANY old dang thing, up to and including the C-word.) (The first time I heard that on their TV, my C-word immediately dried up! That’s the last thing most of us women in the US wanna hear ever!)

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    Susan Raskin
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very professional. Her face has a lot to say too.

    Tanuja T
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha.. this one is hilarious

    Aveline Roisseau
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the first picture they blurred her face, but not in the second.

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    not a sock
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on a train and just laughed way too loud at this

    Souljacker
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    1 month ago

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    In_the_gorge
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman’s face was revealed after it had been blurred out.

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    On the spectrum between useful and useless, there exists a curious middle ground. A place where things are both clever and completely impractical at the same time. Where an invention can make you roll your eyes and admire the engineering behind it in equal measure. That strange space is called chindōgu.

    Chindōgu (珍道具) is the Japanese practice of inventing everyday gadgets that appear to solve specific problems but often create just as many new ones. Translated literally, the term means “unusual tool,” from chin (strange) and dōgu (tool).

    #3

    The Vent In My Hotel Shower Doesn't Seem To Be Working

    Bathroom vent positioned unusually high on tiled wall, an example of pointless things serving no purpose except being funny.

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    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is working if it tricks the code inspector into thinking there's actually a vent there.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there's a switch by the door to turn it on

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did you put the vent up?" "Yup" "Ok, job done. Lets get out of here".

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many other things that would drive me crazy, furthermost the (non)symmetry alignment of the whole matter...🙅🏽

    angelmomoffour62
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didn't want it to do what it is suppose to do for some reason.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen thermostats just as "useful" as this vent in offices and even in apartments

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, I wonder why? Such a mystery!

    Jerusalem Cat Syndrome
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious as to why there should be a vent in the shower in the first place.

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    #4

    Who Is It?

    A person squinting through a narrow gap next to a wooden door, illustrating pointless things serving no purpose.

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    Lisa Westfall
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the glass was originally frosted.

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOMO. All the neighbors were getting peeopholes installed and they didn't want to be left out. 😆

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The peephole on my apartment door is 6 feet high. I am 5 ft tall. 😟

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people in the comments missing the point…

    it's me again
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, this took me a minute 🙄

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    The concept was coined by Kenji Kawakami, a former editor at the Japanese home-shopping magazine Mail Order Life. In his spare magazine pages, Kawakami began showcasing bizarre product ideas that never stood a chance on the actual market.

    Later, Dan Papia introduced chindōgu to the English-speaking world through a monthly feature in Tokyo Journal, encouraging readers to submit their own ideas. In 1995, Kawakami and Papia published 101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions: The Art of Chindōgu, a book that became a defining collection of the movement’s most iconic creations.

    #5

    Secure Your Haul. Task Complete!

    Pile of dirt tied down with a knotted strap on a flatbed truck illustrating pointless things with no purpose.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Au contraire! It's going a lot of places!

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    Doug Moyer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see doing that as a joke. My wife always questions whether I secured things properly (I've been driving a pickup truck for nearly fifty years...)

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey, where’d all that dirt go? I know I secured it.”

    Viking74
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be to hold the wagon / trailer together. : )

    Patty Dayton
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for remembering my birthday!!

    Sour Patch Kid
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a bag and stuff it in, or your head will be the filling.

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should have a tarp and then the ratchet-straps on top

    #6

    Hmm

    A printed maze puzzle with a highlighted impossible path, illustrating pointless things that serve no purpose.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World record fastest maze solution. 😆

    Ace
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else has just tried to find another solution?

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fastest maze solution is not to enter it but just go around the corner

    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dead end if you go any other way.

    Bob Maloogalooga
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A metaphor for getting out while you can..

    Sour Patch Kid
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this for you, I'm calling Guiness.

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is older than image generation AI. Just stupid people.

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    #7

    I Don't Think That's How It Works...

    Fortune cookie slip with ironic message about planning spontaneity, illustrating pointless things that are funny and serve no purpose.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impossible. One day of planning time is not even close to enough

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the 1st day of the death of your life.

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    joann fielding
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll stop procrastinating.....tomorrow.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spontaneous as in "combustion"?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I received one that said your fortune is already inside you. They are getting lazy writing these time to call Homer Simpson.

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one that said, "You like Chinese food." How ever did they know?! 🤷‍♀️

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    RomanceRadish
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A corporate social hour at a nearby bar was once unexpectedly sprung upon my colleagues and me. The extroverts were delighted, us introverts were horrified.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, if you say so. Tomorrow is when I will make that plan you requested.

    Niels AirMax
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how it works! ☝🏻

    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the answer to this question no?

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    Among those inventions were a combined household duster and cocktail shaker, designed for the person who wants to reward themselves while cleaning, and a full-day tissue dispenser worn like a hat for hay fever sufferers. There was also an all-over plastic bathing suit for people afraid of water, and even a baby outfit that doubled as a floor mop as the child crawled around.

    One of the most ironic examples is the selfie stick. It was originally dismissed as a useless invention and later went on to become a global everyday accessory. Few things capture the unpredictable fate of chindōgu better than that.

    #8

    Wait👀

    Tweet showing Baltimore Orioles player wearing uniform with Braille lettering, an example of pointless things serving no purpose except being funny.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most useless gesture of pandering I've ever seen. Next step is Braille road signs for blind drivers.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that this was publicity for a national society for the blind. The jerseys were only worn for one game and then auctioned off as a fundraiser. Still, it looks strange.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Okay; I’m now much less annoyed than I was in my previous comment about this. Thanks for the additional info! 💋

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think about the idea of reading the words "don't touch" in braille. It is frightening.

    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of the braille instructions on a drive up atm

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least with those I feel like it's just bc they make all ATM's with braille. Where it's installed is decided later.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next season they're trying sign language.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The designers couldn't "see" an issue with this?

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey this is right up there with the steering wheels that have braille markings for the horn

    Eggwodd
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cuz so many fans are allowed to just start roaming their hands all over pro ball players.

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    #9

    A Solar Powered Parking Meter In An Underground Garage

    Solar-powered parking meter in a dim garage next to a sign and a yellow trash can, a pointless thing serving no purpose.

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    Kit Black
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the people who designed it had any idea that someone would put it indoors, more like a purchasing error

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    Robert T
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Light Powered Parking Meter - there fixed that for you. Solar powered calculators work indoors, no reason this shouldn't, if there are lights on in the garage.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next week they will add a sports stadium light 20 feet away to power it.

    rustyscate
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see the wires going to it

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All they need is a high powered floodlight and.....

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need more of these. Free parking for everyone (obviously the US wouldn't do it, because they need to constantly c**p money into the toilet, but every sane person would have this)

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our solar panels create electricity in moonlight

    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have good ideas, but in both cases, not a lot

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    #10

    A Screwdriver That Requires A Screwdriver To Open It

    Hand holding a Stanley tool with a pointless plastic guard attached, one of the pointless things for funny purposes.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the scissors that have a cable tie holding them, necessitating a second pair to get them usable.

    Debby Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but then you buy the second pair to open the first......

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    Glix Drap
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're screwed.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a cat ball where the opening instructions were inside.

    WubiDubi
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    1 month ago

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    Hank can deal with this gatekeeping king-of-th...36e93c.gif king-of-the-hill-wd40-6932e6936e93c.gif

    Skogsrået
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moment 22 aka Catch 22?

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a marketing conspiracy to make you buy more screwdrivers! 😂

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people are cut badly from these clamshell packs.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no clamshell here; just looks like a thin piece of cardboard. If there were a clamshell, the s***w thing wouldnt be needed.

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    Sven Horlemann
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is always complaining about something 🙃

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    Of course, something as esteemed as chindōgu could not possibly exist without an official institution to oversee it. That is exactly why Kawakami went on to found the International Chindōgu Society, which manages and promotes the concept worldwide. Through the society’s platform, inventors can submit descriptions of their creations for others to explore.

    However, not every silly idea automatically qualifies as chindōgu. The Society established ten official tenets that outline what true chindōgu must follow. A chindōgu must exist, must be usable in theory but not meant for real use, must not be a commercial product, and must not be created purely for humor. It also must not be taboo, discriminatory, or patented.

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    #11

    Starting To Understand Office Space A Little More

    Error message on computer screen showing printing is not supported, an example of pointless things being funny.

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    Carol Culhane
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly believe the utter pain in the b**t of printers is the reason society is going paperless. They claim it's a green thing, but I have my doubts

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get over the fact that we have gone from eight bit computers with really bad huge-pixel graphics in maybe four colours to AI bots that can regurgitate generic stories... yet the only advances in printers was to make them do colour and be quieter about it... but of all the multitude of rage inducing problems that printers used to cause people, the only problem that has gone away is misfed fanfold (with the holes down the sides) and that's only because modern printers don't work with that anymore. It's been FORTY years, people, why do printers still suck so much?

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    WubiDubi
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debit/ credit card expired. Please link a new payment method.

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you find out why that printer was so cheap. 😆

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the scene where they're destroying the printer so clearly

    B
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every IT/software/hardware company's policy regarding anything PC related since the start of this century.

    Panda'sMom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my life.

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    #12

    A Picture To Sum Up This Sub

    Wooden object attached to a metal tool, an example of pointless things that serve no purpose except for being funny.

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    yxsqk58xzs
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America's Big Beautiful Axe: backwards , upside down, and extremely stupid.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehheh…they said “axe backwards… hehheh…

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was suggested by a splinter group

    Allen Packard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you're unique, doesn't mean you're useful.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't axe me what the heck... I think it's the preferred weapon of ASK m******r's everywhere

    CD Mills
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS AWESOME!!! Photo stolen!

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need 20 hours swinging that handle before you're eligible for a metal head. Safety first.

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    #13

    Thanks

    Red road sign stating sign not in use placed beside an empty rural road illustrating pointless things.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it's not "This sign left intentionally blank"

    BrunoVI
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Washtington Football team (eventually named the Commanders) ceased having a name (they were formerly the Washington Redskins Football team), I soooo wanted to sell to the all the DC bureaucrats football gear labeled "This space left intentionally blank."

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not the sign you're looking for...

    Jen F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think that bush in the background next to the other sign potentially in use looks like Bigfoot chillin or am I that high?

    Julie S
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see these a lot in the UK no idea why.

    SJones
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but it is

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    Arguably, one of the funniest parts of the whole concept is where it originated. Japan is often associated with high standards, precision, and quality. From cars to cameras, fashion to animation, it has built a global reputation for advanced technology and respected craftsmanship. When we see a “Made in Japan” label, it usually comes with a sense of authority and trust.

    At the same time, Japanese society is also known for its formality and complex social rules. That strictness is likely one of the reasons such high standards of quality exist in the first place. It also means that communication depends heavily on context and on being very good at reading the room. Even compliments can carry hidden messages.

    #14

    Proper Drainage

    Park walkway flooded on one side with a drain grate surrounded by grass, illustrating pointless things that serve no purpose.

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    Ace
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subsidence, but the drain/sewer is more solid than the surrounding ground.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to go drain. You had ONE job!

    Anne Roberts
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have these in my neighborhood.

    #15

    Thank God Someone Translated This

    Bilingual cafeteria sign humorously highlights pointless things that serve no purpose except for being funny in a hallway setting.

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    Skogsrået
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Que?

    Talis
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be in Catalonia. There, a lot of signs show Catalan and Spanish. Think of Catalan as mostly Spanish with some French influence. I hope I haven't insulted anyone here...

    Binky Melnik
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha! Must check out Catalan, then, as I already speak French and Spanish. Might be an easy-ish one to pull off at my (old-ish) age. Thanks for the tip!

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    Linda Robinett
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am taking a French class online and the French use the s for plural just like in English so Oranges translates as Oranges. (I suspect this is on behalf of other users who don't speak English)

    Rick Murray
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but the catch is that all of the other words get pluralised as well: les voitures blanches for example.

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    Cristi nah
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cafeteria or a cafetería?

    Rick Murray
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In English, "cah-feh-TEA-ree-ah" (though I think most people would read that and say "CAH-fay"), in Spanish it is "ca-feh-ter-EE-a" (the accent marks the stress).

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    #16

    Best Security Gate Ever Made

    Yellow gate standing alone on a sidewalk with no fence or walls, one of the pointless things that serve no real purpose.

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    timhood
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be in Germany, where they always follow the rules. So it would work without the high cost of installing all that other fencing, 😆

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's got to go back and get a 💩 load of dimes! IYKYK

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to roll on Gov. William J. Le Petomane Thruway

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    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT nobody has ever been caught climbing over it, right?!?! 🤹🏽

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painted bright yellow so you don't walk into it & hurt yourself. Prevents lawsuit.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've seen this picture before, but they've painted it yellow since then and it looks much better.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵 "Follow the yellow wrought gate / Follow the yellow wrought gate / Follow, follow, follow / Follow the yellow wrought gate / .... " 🎵🎶

    Melissa Robinson
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a fine gate.... It just happens to be missing a fence to go along with it. They usually team up together to get the job done

    David Beth
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that there isn't a path worn in the grass around this gate proves that either it actually does work or no one ever uses this path.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next week they'll put up a "Keep off the grass" sign.

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    For example, if your Japanese neighbor one day tells you they have heard you playing the piano and comments on how beautiful you sound and how much you have improved, you might feel thrilled that someone noticed your progress. In reality, what they may be trying to say is that your piano playing is so loud they can hear it in their apartment, and you should try to keep it down.

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    In that sense, it feels strangely fitting that chindōgu was born in such an environment. It turns all that structure on its head with tongue-in-cheek humor. Kawakami himself has never minded people laughing at his creations. “If people laugh, that’s fine,” he said in a 2005 interview with The Asia-Pacific Journal. “We need more of it. I believe in rejecting society by laughing at it.”

    #17

    Wonderful

    Door slide bolt installed incorrectly on a blue door, an example of pointless things that serve no purpose except being funny.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maxwell Smart - missed it by THIS much!!

    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical bathroom stall lock in schools growing up.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you need to keep the toilet door shut with one foot, it's advanced architecture"

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    #18

    What A Deal!

    Clearance sign showing a pointless pricing mistake with crossed-out price and same sale price, highlighting funny pointless things.

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    Benoît Rainville
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slash 70 to showcase 39 so they don't need words to explain it.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have a Walmart smiley face.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it for $19.50 max... Whatever it is.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's shoes. Not attractive or sturdy shoes, but shoes that look like a small child on a budget made them

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    #19

    When You Go To A Scenic Overlook But You’re In A Cloud

    Signboard of the Olympic Mountains on a foggy day, showcasing pointless things that serve no purpose except being funny.

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the sign DOES say "On a clear day..." I wonder if this is on Orcas Island

    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temperate rainforest in Washington State. Lots of rain and fog!

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 On a clear day....you can see forever and🎵.....maybe not

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn’t figure that out BEFORE you went up ?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tour guide: "So this is the level where Hephaestus is said to do his work. As you can see, he must really be busy right now."

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a pretty standard view of the Olympics for about 6 months out of the year.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty much the standard view of the entire PNW

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    Mark Hastings
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to the Hells Canyon Overlook in Oregon a few years ago. Could see anything due to wildfires.

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    But as humorous as chindōgu may seem on the surface, Kawakami has always treated the concept with complete seriousness and saw it as a genuine form of rebellion. To him, these inventions were never just jokes.

    On the one hand, he spoke of chindōgu as “strangely practical and utterly eccentric inventions designed to solve all the nagging problems of domestic life.” On the other, he called them “invention dropouts,” ideas that escaped “the suffocating historical dominance of conservative utility.”

    “I describe them as unuseless,” he explained. “Technically they are convenient and you can use them but most won’t because of shame.”

    #20

    To Anyone Who Pays To Advertise Here

    Gray utility box blocking a sidewalk sign on an urban street, an example of pointless things serving no purpose except for being funny.

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    #21

    This Dart Apparently

    Colorful balloons stuck with arrows during archery, illustrating pointless things that serve no useful purpose but are funny.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those carneys will do anything to rig the games.

    Phemonoe 153
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, my friend, is an arrow not a dart

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sticky tape on surface (or inside)

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how they would get tape inside..

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is wearing one of those arrow hats.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another example of a Matrix glitch. It should show the arrow broken.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shenanigans! Fun party trick that will amaze kids - if you put scotch tape on either side of a balloon, you can poke a knitting needle through it without the balloon popping.

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can put a skewer thru a ballon without popping it: little soap near the part you blow up , little soap on the opposite side- the thickest part. That's the key: use the thickest part. It helps to sharpen the skewer first....

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    #22

    I Understand

    A man in historical clothing making a silly gesture, one of many pointless things meant for funny entertainment.

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    Rume David
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a lot of this actually

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked as a translator, we did preciserly this for any language we weren't certified for. For example, I'm not certified for French, so I would write down "(text in French - illegible)" and leave it like this. The client oculd pay for a French translator to take care of this missing text, if necessary.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I fart in your general direction!" Always great to see a fellow Pythoner!

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of movies do this to hide things. Out of context it is funny. The most egregious subtitle annoyance is when the movie already has them in for certain dialogue and the production slaps subtitles over the existing words so neither can be read

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this, but it is usually done on purpose for if the original sound track wouldn't have been subtitled. Like if you're watching a Japanese show and someone starts speaking Korean. If they subbed it in Japanese, they would in English, but if not then they would leave it out so the audience doesn't know something the character doesn't.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just happened to me this past weekend. Was watching a Korean show, but they were needing to meet with Japanese business partners, and the Japanese wasn’t translated (and there’s a LOT of it.) Haven’t been back to finish the show, as I need to look it up to see whether all that Japanese really *doesn’t* need to be translated (the Koreans understand it just fine and also speak it themselves) or whether I oughtta just bag on it.

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    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. Watching the show Dark Winds which is set in U.S. on a Native American Reservation and the character is speaking Navajo and it was captioned " speaking foreign language" I can't think of any language less foreign in the US than Navajo

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a movie a long time ago that was subtitled "That noise Asians make that means yes." Uh, okay... 🙄

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found one that showed a pretty Spanish lady crying and was captioned, "Cries in Spanish".

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    At its core, chindōgu is a critique of materialism and commercialization. Yet as the concept spread worldwide, it began to take on slightly different meanings depending on where it was received. In Europe, Australia, and Canada, Kawakami said he was often treated as a legitimate inventor or even a kind of scientist.

    In the United States, however, the political edge of his work was more easily lost. “Chindōgu is considered radical in other parts of the world,” he said. “But in America they just laugh at the weird Japanese inventor.”

    #23

    Bus Stop

    Temporary bus stop sign next to covered permanent stop, illustrating pointless things that serve no purpose except being funny.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly a temporary bus stop for a different route, requiring the temporary disuse of the stop for intended route buses due to the timetables not meshing.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wny were you late?" "My stupid bus stop was not in use so I had to walk eighteen inches to get to the next one."

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Hampshire County Council, the correct response is "What is a bus?". 😋

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I can't read any of the signs, because it looks a lot like where I grew up. But then everything from Surbiton to beyond Basingstoke looks a lot like that...

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    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's about 1 foot away from the permanent sign, so the cover is correct.

    #24

    Solar Panels Are Set, Boss

    Solar panels installed on a rooftop at an odd angle, illustrating pointless things that serve no practical purpose.

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    Bell-icose
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not England. You can tell because the solar panels are on the other side of the house.

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    Arthur05
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sun moves (well technically the earth does but you see my point)

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, for most of the day the shadow isn't there!

    #25

    Made In Japan

    Label with made in Japan text crossed out and rewritten, one of 33 pointless things serving no purpose except for being funny

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blacked over it to avoid the tariff, then corrected themselves after it got through customs.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god it wasn't made in Japan!

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think the stuff made in Japan is cool, wait 'till you see the stuff made in Japan!

    “I despise materialism and how everything is turned into a commodity,” Kawakami added. “Things that should belong to everyone are patented and turned into private property. I’ve never registered a patent and I never will because the world of patents is dirty, full of greed and competition.”

    Chindōgu proves that even the most pointless ideas can still say something meaningful. Beneath the absurdity, there is a message about the world we live in and the choices we make within it. And that is a thought worth sitting with.

    #26

    Smhh

    Tweet about pigs rescued from fire later served as sausages, illustrating pointless things that serve no purpose except being funny.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Out of the fire, into the frying pan."

    Nikole
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    1 month ago

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    I really wish people would stop eating meat

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    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just ALL kinds of farked up!

    Professore CG
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is SICK! Pigs are clever, wonderful animals.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably didn't eat all the pigs. One pig provides a lot of sausage.

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    #27

    Iron Man With Removable Iron Man Mask

    Spider-Man and Iron Man action figures from Marvel Legends series packaged as collectible toys, funny pointless items.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny, Tony. Now how's 'bout you get outta your poolside lounger and get your but.t out on the front lines instead of sending one of your Iron Legion suits?

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably my problem, but I can't suspend disbelief enough to bother with super-heroes

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of them as being in alternate universe with substantially different laws of physics and also human physiology

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    #28

    Wow Thanks Safari

    Safari privacy notification showing zero trackers blocked and IP address hidden in the last seven days, highlighting pointless things.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now turn on the tracking prevention and see how much better it works! 😆

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know who you are. Hiding behind a screen name doesn’t help.

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    #29

    To Help With Your Fear Of Putting Eye Drops In

    Person wearing glasses with tiny funnels over the eyes, humorously demonstrating pointless things with no practical purpose.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is chindogu, the design of useless but not useless things. This isn't serious, bt captures chindogu perfectly.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kira, I can tell you didn’t start reading at the top. The text BP included was all about chindogu.

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    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tilt my head and put the drops into the corner of my eye. No problem 'cause I'm not looking at the drops.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you do is close your eyes, drip the drop, and it seeps in. SO easy.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just put it right into the corner of my eye by the tear duct. The *drop* onto your eye is the part that hurts/is scary

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for turning something I hate into a formal method of t*****e.

    Professore CG
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The easiest and least scary way to insert eyedrops is to keep your eyes closed (clean area before) and squeeze the eyedrops onto the eye, and then open and blink!

    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this make me think of Saw?

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate having things in my eye. I put my drops in in the dark so I can't see it coming. Also means I can't see where I'm aiming so it's a good thing those little plastic doohickeys have more than one drop in them.

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    #30

    My Friend Just Sent Me This From Dundee

    Yellow price tag showing a savings of 1p on a product, illustrating pointless things that serve funny purposes.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people still complain about high prices!

    #31

    Everything's On Sale

    Price tag showing no discount with same sale price for pointless things that serve no purpose except for being funny.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, "Sale" just means you can buy it. Nothing about it being cheap...

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After June 24th does it go back to its original price?

    K Barnes
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoppers d**g mart is really bad for doing that. I've noticed it quite a few times.

    #32

    Today I Made A Noodle

    Uncooked spaghetti used as chopsticks resting on a plate with sauce, illustrating pointless and funny kitchen hacks.

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    Twanny 73
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it still look undercooked

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not just any noodle, that is a Spaghetto

    B
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dieting trends are starting to get a little over the top.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low calorie, no doubt .

    #33

    I Just Won The Lottery!

    Scratch-off lottery ticket with pointless things and funny prizes, highlighting pointless things that serve no purpose except humor.

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people that only scratch off the bar code, then scan the tix to see if they've won.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the tickets I've seen say the thing is null and void if presented with the barcode scratched off. It's a verification code to be entered that permits winnings to be paid out.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is, it's a $1 winner on a $2 ticket

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that the people who buy the most prize draw tickets are the people least able to afford it? It's like "Vimes' boots" in reverse ...

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this like 1/10th of scratch cards? $1 or $2 win, maybe $5 if you're very lucky. I'd say that's my track record on lottery tickets that I've gotten as gifts, which granted, is probably only ~40 over my lifetime.