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Ah, the subway! The magical place where the laws of normality stop working. The moment you go underground to catch a train, you’d best be prepared to see hilarious, weird and, frankly, mind-blowing things.

To keep you laughing all day long and to remind you that life is full of little surprises, Bored Panda compiled this list of funny, bizarre and peculiar social behavior spotted on subway trains. Vote for your favorite strange(r) things (pun most definitely intended), and let us know in the comments below what you think the stories behind the pictures are. Also, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s other lists about the subway, including weird people, the most beautiful subway stations, vintage photos of New York’s subway and even more baffling things on the subway.

#1

This Punk Helping A Woman Carry Heavy Stuff In Berlin's Subway

This Punk Helping A Woman Carry Heavy Stuff In Berlin's Subway

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engineer_nope.avi
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Mica Fiverline
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not surprised. Punks, Goths and Metalheads are some of the nicest, most polite people one can meet...

Cat on a bike
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

punks are rebelling against the system not against pepole, know the difference!

Pseudo Puppy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when living in an 'eclectic' area, walking home from night shift, in the early hours of the morning, the majority of people who offered me their taxi / to hail a taxi for me, were the local punks & goths. Never had a local well-dressed "yuppie" do that. Point is: a kind heart can be wrapped in an array of packaging. <3

Valerie Lessard
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents car broke down on the side of the road in 40 degree heat and them being old and dumb neither of them had a mobile phone at the time so they're standing outside the car trying to flag people down to help. Not a single other person even acknowledged them except a tattood, pierced punk with a mohawk who stopped, asked them if they needed help, called the insurance company and bought them both a bottle of water, then waited with them until help arrived while fanning them both with his shirt. They still consider him their guardian angel

Foxxy
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s actually quite sad that we have to be shocked or surprised by someone helping another just because of their appearance. (I will admit I have been guilty of this). My husband has dreads and looks a bit scruffy with his beard too but he is a very hard worker and is often willing to help others.

whatupguys1
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just because you're a rebel doesn't mean you can't help those in need.

Giraffes Inc.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With a beer in his other hand! Bless him 😄

Cassim_D
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

beneath that exterior he's a big softy...very sweet man

Paola Martz
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It reminds me of the saying "Against all authority except my mother's" :D

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    #2

    You Can’t Bring Your Dog On The Subway In New York Unless It Fits In A Bag

    You Can’t Bring Your Dog On The Subway In New York Unless It Fits In A Bag

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    sakora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-propelled bag :)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just taking my bag for a walk!

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, what's the logic behind this law? Dogs have to go places too. Sometimes people need to take their dogs to go visit people. Can't the law be just to keep it close and make sure it doesn't get aggressive? People on the subway are way worse. Imagine how fun a car full of dogs would be though?

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the fact that someone found a loophole thou!! Lol

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    R.s. Potter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be posted on the Ikea hack site.

    Carroll Cadden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those IKEA bags have helped me tote two English bulldogs (not at once!), who were reaching the ends of their lives and who no longer could climb my apartment stairs.

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ikea bags are awesome. Or is that pawesome?

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why is the dog standing on the ground inside an IKEA bag? I have questions...

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause he's flippin' heavy. She's just making use of the loophole. The dog is in the bag, the law doesn't say anything about where his legs go

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    For some reason, entering the subway or any other kind of public transportation is like turning on an episode of The Twilight Zone or Black Mirror. Whatever you thought you knew about reality doesn’t matter anymore.

    #3

    My New Spirit Animal

    My New Spirit Animal

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    Amy Frank
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO the new Marilyn Manroe

    Cassim_D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man knows how to keep it cool

    Charlotte Ayers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Channeling his inner Marilyn Monroe.

    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great photo! Age has its privileges. Zero fvcks given.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, extra baggy clothes Do have a good purpose.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and what do you intend to call this spirit animal?

    Miss_Olivia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like my old science teacher

    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, I thought he was a teacher in front of a blackboard

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    #4

    Some Relationships Are Inspiring

    Some Relationships Are Inspiring

    I think these two would do anything for each other. Owner is toting his pet via a customized back carrier and getting an appreciative paw hug the whole time. I have never seen so many smiles on the Uptown A Train.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lady is certainly amused.

    LSR
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    6 years ago

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    She is not watching the dog, she, as usual, is just pleased someone is placing a camera on her direction. Because, you know, the world revolves around her, and not around a cute and polite dog...

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    Donald Holder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous dog. I'd have trouble toting my Alaskan Malamute around, he's weight 143 lbs.

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My back is killing me just looking at the picture!

    Laura Johnston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ain't heavy, he's my brother, err, pupper!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS: The Uptown A train is a very convivial train. Can testify from experience.

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, let’s go for pizza after this.

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    Subway systems are ancient — over 150 years old. The first urban underground railway, the Metropolitan Railway, began operating in London in 1863. It was very popular even though it wasn’t the most comfortable mode of transportation: it was worked by steam trains and was unhealthy for passengers and staff. In 1890, the first electrified underground urban railway, City & South London Railway, opened. Since the tunnels were tubular, the term "tube" eventually became synonymous with the London Underground.

    #5

    The Tube's Infamous "Balloon Bandit". He Makes Balloon Animals And Quickly Goes Back To His Book

    The Tube's Infamous "Balloon Bandit". He Makes Balloon Animals And Quickly Goes Back To His Book

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just trying to get a smile out of thee solemn people.

    TheAnimeGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the face of some kids hero

    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids would really love this! Although they would probably want to take them off...

    Laura Johnston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love his expression! I can't get over how clean this train is, not one mark anywhere. Where is this, I think I might want to move there,lol!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would brighten my day. Balloons, yes. Clowns and mimes, no.

    Elizabeth Crater
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that the guy from the series of unfortunate events

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    #6

    When You Match The Subway

    When You Match The Subway

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    comboplush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a coincidence, you can buy BVG (Berliner Verkehrsgesellschaft, the city's public transport society) merch, such as bags, shirts and even sneakers with that pattern. :)

    Vinniegret
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! I wondered where the heck he got the fabric.

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    Valerie Lessard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's camouflage for when the ticket inspectors come

    SH Kaiser
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl who likes him need not have a pick-up line. She can make as if she’s going to sit on his lap and say” sorry, I thought this seat is unoccupied”

    R.s. Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Attenborough voiceover: "Here we are in the natural habitat of Homo Subwayensis. Notice how he matches the surroundings to hide from predators."

    TheAnimeGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the ticket inspector comes along just tuck yourself into your shirt and boom!!!your now invisible

    Ctrl Alt Mel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma karma karma karma karma chamelionnnnn

    Lingon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he just need matching pants.

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    In 1896, Budapest opened the first electrified underground line in Europe. The Budapest system was the first underground with overhead cables. In 1898, the technically outdated two-line Vienna Metropolitan Railway in Vienna was opened which was operated by steam trains. The system was converted to a modern underground railway only in 1978. The first line of the Paris Métro opened in 1900. Its full name was the Chemin de Fer Métropolitain; the name was shortened to ‘métro’, a word we’re all familiar with and borrowed by many languages.

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    #7

    Perfect Timing

    Perfect Timing

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    sakora
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ride this line every day, finally after three months I managed to make it. Patience pays. :)

    Caelan Mack
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a little king Neptune hat from spongebob

    noah crawford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i looks as if the hat is floating over his head!

    Rachida Zenz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am happy that in France it is forbidden to take a picture of a person and to diffuse it on the internet without authorization and I think it's a good thing.

    Franco C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ceci n'est pas un chapeau! Mmmmm existential!

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    #8

    Iron Man Is Alive

    Iron Man Is Alive

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is still 2019 and he won't pass until 2023, right?

    Vanessa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i legit thought it was really him.. or is it??? o_0

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoo doesn't match with what I can find online, so I'm guessing not (but he is a good look alike!)

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    Honey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Ted Mosby trying to be Tony Stark.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everyone told him he looked like RDJr. Now he just goes for it. Iron-ically.

    Aditya Rendy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alternate universe, when tony is poor

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be some guy working as a look-a-like, right?

    miss sunshine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tony Stark would never ride the subway!

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    Boston has the oldest subway tunnel in the United States that is still in use, dating from 1897. The New York City Subway which became one of the world's largest rapid transit systems, opened its first section in 1904, stretching from City Hall to 145th Street.

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    #9

    If I Ignore Them, Maybe They'll Go Away

    If I Ignore Them, Maybe They'll Go Away

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    Slinkman
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite scary to be honest

    StonedPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to Chucky and his Bride are still growing up together?!

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part of this is the guy sitting on the right in his personal bubble of normal.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s holding his breath, hoping they won’t notice him.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Dinklage had to find a new job, after GOT got cancelled?

    Csepela Istvan Tamas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't get cancelled. It finished. Albeit disgracefully.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. That's nightmare material

    MimsLarson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuummmm..............NOPE!!!

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    #10

    Sooooo, My Friend Found His Doppleganger In The Subway Last Night

    Sooooo, My Friend Found His Doppleganger In The Subway Last Night

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    sakora
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that it's not an advertisement for hemorrhoids :)

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was named Bill, then the one in the back is BillboardBill.

    noah crawford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is pretending to type on his computer

    Kristy Holmes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so crazy when u see these! I want so badly to meet my doppelganger or see one in a pic!!!

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember Joey's picture ending up on a herpes ad? I loved the song they used.. don't stand so close to me. (-:

    Pamela Keown
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    6 years ago

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    Cairo was the first African city with a metro system. It opened in 1987. The second African metro opened in Algiers in November 2011. Pretoria, Lagos, and some other African cities also have plans to build rapid transit networks. Which means they too will soon be enjoying all the odd sights and funny situations of the subway, just like us.

    #11

    Just Another Day On The Subway

    Just Another Day On The Subway

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like another knight just lost his horse to the enemy that day, typical Monday.

    Giovanni
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's particularly funny because he's a character from Dark Souls and a common inside-joke about it it's that there is a mysterious lack of horses

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been the knight train.

    TheAnimeGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lady looks like she's seen this before lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That woman is not amused, but at least the man is.

    Andrei Dragnea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Ashen One entered the subway world.

    Naomi Scrutton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where he is!! I've been waiting for my knight in shining armour for years and the idiot's on the subway 😄

    ANDREA SERRANO MORALES
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the guy in the corner is looks like he's laughing his face off

    Jace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people on the right make this fun

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    #12

    On The Train On The Way Home From Oktoberfest

    On The Train On The Way Home From Oktoberfest

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    Lingon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven't drunk enough beer, so probably dehydrated.

    Schrödinger's Dog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like too much beer, so probably dehydrated. (Not a good combo with being drunk.)

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    Dorothy Parker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're like big sleepy puppies. Puppies in gingham shirts.

    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a glitch in the Matrix, duh

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lean on me, when you are drunk and I’ll be your bed, I’ll help you dream on.

    Vero Morales
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are young and tired from the fest, let them be

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the checkered shirt brigade.

    Shawn
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earth's matrix is really starting to break down..

    Shireen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three of them wearing the same shirt makes this picture even better! 😂

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt is one of three of the "Oktoberfest Basis Set". Its part of a Tracht. Also all three of them are wearing Lederhosen. So there is nothing special about that.

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    #13

    Taking The Underground Subway In Seoul. I Stumbled Upon A Train That Had Been Converted Into A Grocery Store

    Taking The Underground Subway In Seoul. I Stumbled Upon A Train That Had Been Converted Into A Grocery Store

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, sometimes they do have those "special" trains, where a vagon is converted into something else, or just redesigned. Sometimes they do it for an event, sometimes they're just experimenting. Doesn't happen very often, though. At least not on line 1 and line 4.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your next stop is aisle 7, there you will find condiments, soups and tinned vegetables.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pick up dinner on the way home.

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giving new meaning to grocery shopping on the way home

    Demonic cow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all fun and games until the subway suddenly stops and food flies everywhere

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be great for people who didn’t have time for a good breakfast at home.

    Michelle Williams
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very helpful for getting dinner on the way home

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    #14

    Chilling Out On The Tube... Like A Boss

    Chilling Out On The Tube... Like A Boss

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo: these seats are way too small. How's a fella supposed to sit?

    StonedPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought dogs have to fit in a bag?! You need a body bag for this pooch?!

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous dog. I love Great Danes.

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good boy is still not too sure if he's allowed on the furniture or not

    Victoria Saxon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair... He's trying his best to comply with subway etiquette!

    Laura Doherty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people ignore the horse sized dog in front of them!? That good boy deserves a head rub.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not seen, Shaggy just to the left of the picture eating a sandwich.

    ANDREA SERRANO MORALES
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when dogs are around hoomans a lot they believe they have become hooman too

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    #15

    Would You Accept?

    Would You Accept?

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    Cassim_D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza solves everything

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cold pizza exacerbates much. Go with the chocolate instead.

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    Andrei Belcin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it normal to fill the entire space with pizza smell? Not that is smells bad, but still.

    no
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it is. People eat fragrant food of all kinds on the subway here (NYC) And honestly it's pretty much the best smell you can hope for on the subway.

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    Slinkman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'and if you do not accept then take this cold pizza, fits the state of your heart....'

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know more about this story. I need closure.

    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what does the rest of his note say? “I’m sorry, ...” “... your pizza is cold and a little burnt on the edges.” — “... I was so hungry I ate the whole thing.” (leaves empty box for roommate) — “... will you still marry me?” — “... I shouldn’t have called you a jerk, even tho you are one.” — “... want to go for ice cream and a movie afterward with me?” —— What’s your guess BPs?

    HC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sorry I ate all the pizza on the way home."

    engineer_nope.avi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apology? No. Pizza? YOU DAMN RIGHT I WILL.

    Lily Dawson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend thinks this doesn't look like Tom Holland/Peter Parker, someone back me up here.

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    #16

    Einstein Achieves Time Travel (Subway, Buenos Aires)

    Einstein Achieves Time Travel (Subway, Buenos Aires)

    Nhoty Report

    sakora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This metro is relative" :)

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he was visiting relativities there!

    Caelan Mack
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the inside he is pulling that tounge out face

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to show you how little real variety there actually is in human beings physical appearance.

    Elsie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worm holes are REAL!!! He's time traveled!!!

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    #17

    More Concerned About The Guy On The Bottom Right Tbh

    More Concerned About The Guy On The Bottom Right Tbh

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting ready to strangle that nun. He grew up in Catholic school, and still remembers the ruler.

    Monica Siciliano
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'm pretty sure this nun is more gentle and lovely than real nuns...

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    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's always the quiet ones in the corner you have to truly worry about.

    devi L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom right guy looks possessed already

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see her feet touching the floor. Is she levitating?

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (although that bus/underground car is not San Francisco, so perhaps an offshoot somewhere).

    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw dude, this is the nun from the movie "The Nun". I have friends in SPI and they tend to dress more flamboyantly than that.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that guy on the bottom right is up to something. He may be possessed.

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    #18

    Sleepy Pup On His Way Downtown

    Sleepy Pup On His Way Downtown

    brandonfloss Report

    Neon_Sketch_Art
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makin' my way downtown, sleepin'... faaaast?

    James Bassett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said the title with the "Walken my way downtown" theme

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s happy to go along for the ride.

    Matt B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of Nikes are those? I dig them shoes! : )

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    #19

    This Sign On The London Underground Reminding People To Respect The British Culture

    This Sign On The London Underground Reminding People To Respect The British Culture

    lucas_glanville Report

    Helen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be clear, in case non-British think this is real - someone has stuck this there as a joke, it's not an official sign!

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Seattle, that’s not a motto, that’s a way of life.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want this on a t-shirt

    Twitch Mitchell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the concept of Urban Solitude...

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    #20

    This Guy Has A Turtle Shell Backpack

    This Guy Has A Turtle Shell Backpack

    HarryTOMalley Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The turtle backpack isn't even the most interesting thing about this guy.

    pandaes
    BoredPanda Staff
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every ninja turtle fan feels envy right now :_D

    bee pot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything about this picture is adorable.

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s s’more socks that tie it all in.

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    #21

    His Name Is John Cena

    His Name Is John Cena

    SENTIONAUTS Report

    Lexis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second

    miaow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the right ankle is totally invisible. Thats how I wanna be if I were a sock ^^

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I supposed to be looking at? All I see is the floor.

    comboplush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works even better if you scroll up and down a bit!

    noah crawford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his socks are the color of the floor

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    #22

    We’ve Reached That Point Of Summer Where Pad Installation Is Necessary

    We’ve Reached That Point Of Summer Where Pad Installation Is Necessary

    noeloquence Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His lady wonders where all her pads are going. Now we know.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually a clever idea for those who sweat profusely. Just don’t get the winged ones for this use.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the winged ones would give more coverage

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    death by new york
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is genius, you can take it out once you get out of the hot a*s subway

    Mona Khadra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol he's been watching life hacks !

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually make cotton 'tummy pads' to reduce sweating/irritation. And small ones to fit inside your bra.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually very clever!

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    #23

    This Pigeon Is Out Here Looking Like Every NYer Waiting For The Train

    This Pigeon Is Out Here Looking Like Every NYer Waiting For The Train

    __instant.classic__ Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna be running around like a chicken soon.

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that isn't his friend laying there. )-:

    Nola Massenburg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine a train comes but the bird looks the other way and doesn't realize that the train is there and doesn't pull its head back in time.

    Brittany Forrester
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's wondering if any passengers got any bread

    DotC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I saw a boy rat and a girl rat bein all romantic (giving gifts and not just phuqn) on the tracks. Those animals learn stuff livin there.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a French fry on the track? Yep, I think it is . . .

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    #24

    Thought Of You All When I Saw This Guy Selling Plants On My Subway Ride Home. He Kept Saying Things Like “I Don’t Sell Weed, I Just Sell Tropical Plants”

    Thought Of You All When I Saw This Guy Selling Plants On My Subway Ride Home. He Kept Saying Things Like “I Don’t Sell Weed, I Just Sell Tropical Plants”

    zeaky888 Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some pretty orchids, certainly brightens up the train.

    E FourOFour
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should... branch out. [Puts on sunglasses] Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’d be surprised how many things I’ll buy if they are brought to me. Subway orchids? Why not

    Hellysal
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly at this point you're not buying an orchid, you're buying a story.

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    ANDREA SERRANO MORALES
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like he was trying to make a jungle but just gave up and sold the plants

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool trade, right down to his Tropical beach print shorts. “Go brighten your world”.

    SAF saf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worst idea honestly. I would probably buy one.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have to buy two (your comment posted twice).

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    mcsa student
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww the orchids make me think of my nana she loved orchids and passed last year.

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    #25

    Dad’s Trying To Keep Up With Technology

    Dad’s Trying To Keep Up With Technology

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    What's In Your Head?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offence, but everytime I see these in the wild, I think someone has a cigarette sticking out of their ear...

    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By in the wild do you mean outside your home? Bc I wanna start referring to anything not in my home as the wild too

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never buy anything like this. Too much money for something easy to lose.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the masking tape binding it to his face...

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    Alice Penguilly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it looks dumb but it works, it's not dumb.

    Sadie Jayne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to admit it, but I would do something like that... maybe not in public tho....

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too expensive to lose and a stupid design prone to fall out.

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah. The cord is actually part of the practicality. How many people have lost these things so far just because everything has to be wireless and disposable?

    David Gaudette
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the very reason I won't buy earbuds...I'd keep losing them.

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    #26

    Some Would Call It Art

    Some Would Call It Art

    subwaycreatures Report

    sakora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marking new tatoo inspirations :)

    Cassim_D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did she not feel it?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She feels it. It just hasn't dawned on her what's actually happening.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember doing that with a pencil back in the 70's.

    Winter's Dream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the ghost of Georges Seurat designs your tat...

    Kathleen Barlow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I used to waitress back in my 20's, pen in hair-back of the next temp tattoo was a constant thing.

    ANDREA SERRANO MORALES
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's probaly thinking " huh, my hair is rly tickling my back, oh well"

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did this MANY times when combining studying, working in a restaurant, and not having a hair-tie with me. ha!!

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much did it register on the Richter scale?

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    #27

    Actually Pretty High Odds

    Actually Pretty High Odds

    misscing Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either a bug in the matrix or that shirt is on a big discount that day.

    joshua rashkin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if that's his phone he's looking at, then what is the bulge in his pocket?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back up phone, extra battery pack, cigarettes in a hard case, or a Gameboy?

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    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plaid shirt convention is in town.

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also going home from Octoberfest?

    Jellyfishpotato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to notice the third guy

    noah crawford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is everybody wearing the same shirts?

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like all the Octoberfest guys wearing red checkered shirts .

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    #28

    Not Books

    Not Books

    thechicrew Report

    Lingon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smuggled poultry on the bus once (you are not allowed to transport farm animals on it), I was holding my breath for the rooster not to start c**k-a-doodle-doo. I got away with it.

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book! Book book book! Book! All we need is a frog saying "reddit" ;-)

    Vinniegret
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be voted higher! Very clever Phil.

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Ladies en gentleman, may we present to you 'Books'! The majestic box-chicken!'

    TheAnimeGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hoomanz I ate your bookz, they was good

    Adam
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's supposd to read Chooks???

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing looks like he's having a bad day.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would your day be if someone stuffed you in a box and forced you to ride in a steamy transit?

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was working at a supermarket, a woman came in with a back pack and as she was leaving she gave me a sneak peak and inside was a little Joey, still with no fur. It had to be kept snug and warm like it’s mothers pouch and had to be fed almost every 30mins.

    noah crawford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    staples sells books that look like that?

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    #29

    Someone’s Enjoying Their Evening Commute

    Someone’s Enjoying Their Evening Commute

    afrowa Report

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pushed my old dog around in a stroller for a couple of years before he passed, it puts a smile on everyone's face seeing a big dude pushing a stroller with a little dog head poking out ,i will do it again for any of my pets.

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the subway they said. It will be fun they said.

    Baconismybae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a bulldog’s happy face.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er, um... cute. Does he take after the mother or the father?

    devi L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao took me way too long to realize it's a doggo in there

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    #30

    On The Way To Pick Up Their Kids From Their Ex Wives

    On The Way To Pick Up Their Kids From Their Ex Wives

    harpoonstencil Report

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in an elevator once, with a bald co-worker. Smartmouth twentysomething said "I'll just catch the next one, it might be catching". Co-worker was quick to respond "we are all born with the same amount of hormones, if you want to use yours growing hair that is up to you".

    Lu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruce Willis fan club

    Marianne Contrino
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, no "glitch in the Matrix reference"?!?!

    Ava Florine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's been a glitch in the Matrix. You're welcome.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when you thought your “look” was unique in your crowd; this happens.

    Natalie N
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Blue Man Group clearly expanded and taking time off.

    moogical dank creature
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are picking up the kids from Karen cause she took the kids. *giggles

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue Man Group in disguise ...

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    #31

    This Is Art

    This Is Art

    melanietaylor126 Report

    Alice Penguilly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall call him "derpy mcderpface"

    noah crawford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats probably a lady holding the book. i see earrings.

    Shane Chang
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the urge to put on some lotion.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She forgot to shave this morning.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she sees this, won’t she be surprised!

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    half man, half woman, never seen one of those before!

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    #32

    London Underground Seems Weird Today

    London Underground Seems Weird Today

    ddsdhillon Report

    Olli Glx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a Linux convention?

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am looking to see if I can find any kernels 😉

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    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The subway makes migration so much easier

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    March of the penguins.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the supporters of a team called Hartlepool United, every year the fans dress as something different, this was 2013, year of the penguin.

    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The black face I’m fine with it’s the cultural appropriation of penguins I’m upset with

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who needs drugs. Life is trippy enough.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him: I will meet you on the subway! Her: (Breathless with excitement) How will I recognise you? Him: Easy! I will be dressed as a penguin!

    sarai nucci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey i found Mr. Popers penguins

    Jaye Rodger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it considered black face if it's representing an animal?

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else feeling claustrophobic as hell with that tight domed underground?

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    #33

    There Was A Fight At My Subway Stop, This Was The Aftermath

    There Was A Fight At My Subway Stop, This Was The Aftermath

    callmesnake13 Report

    Alice Penguilly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why there was so many bald men in the other picture.

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Observe. The wild hair weave in its natural environment.

    Heather Brady-Connor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is tumbleweave. Native to Baltimore City...we see it ALL the time tumbling down the streets. :D

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are a new species of subway spider.

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope those are just weaves and not real hair *ouch*

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    #34

    Pet Bananas Are Allowed In Subway As Long As They Are On A Leash

    Pet Bananas Are Allowed In Subway As Long As They Are On A Leash

    horoz.kop Report

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to know the backstory behind this one

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you the service animal thing was a slippery slope.

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexanderplatz? Seems about typical.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's trying to catch a monkey?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In A major city? Maybe she’s going to the zoo.

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want them run loose and trips somebody, eh?

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I have a bunch of questions...

    Carlota Ocón
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My banana is actually a service banana, I don't normally have much trouble taking her places like stores and hotels as long as I make her wear her little service vest, in the zoo we have had some problems with the monkeys but overall she is a very well behaved and friendly banana.

    Ginge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She obviously doesn't want them to split...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when they stop using single use plastic bags at the grocers.

    noah crawford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they stole the pet an the lady was on tiktok so she dont know

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    #35

    Normal Morning Until I Took The Subway

    Normal Morning Until I Took The Subway

    plus00000 Report

    Charlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like sleeping but this goes tooo far

    StonedPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Frat party prank... what's worse? He's naked under the sheet?!

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a vision a character in a Horror-movie would have. And that all the lights fall out, and a little demon-child with dark gloomy eyes comes crawling out from under the bed...and..... and i'm sleeping with the lights on tonight... :(

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not missing that early train this time.

    SH Kaiser
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you really don’t want to miss your train.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the backstory that the occupant in the bed is a guy who just had his stag do and this is where is buddies left him?

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, that would be such a creepy place to sleep like that

    Cookie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get 5 minutes more.

    Szavics Daniel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds like a good start for a silent hill game..!

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early train and they didn't want to miss it maybe?

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    #36

    If The Shirt Fits!

    If The Shirt Fits!

    brykwall6 Report

    Trainluvr NYC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love seeing ordinary people display art.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most ordinary people hang art on the wall.

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    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he is holding a giant chick

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually a giant bird in a man suit

    Ginge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they both appear to have the same expression...

    comboplush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might sleep, but his shirt gazes right into your soul.

    Electric isopod
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought he was holding a fake yellow bird.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just said he wanted a chick to sit on his lap!

    Alexander Brior
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an American goldfinch. I get a lot in my backyard, but they mostly just fight.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he pick it out or his wife lol

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    #37

    So NYC MTA (Subway) Banned All Dogs Unless The Owner Carries Them In A Bag. I Think This Owner Nailed It

    So NYC MTA (Subway) Banned All Dogs Unless The Owner Carries Them In A Bag. I Think This Owner Nailed It

    emilNYC Report

    SmittenKitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the same one above ! Is this a trend??

    Lingon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's an evil genius idea from us swedes in order to get free advertising.

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    Miriam Brose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if there's a blind person with a big dog? They cannot carry it in a bag. Or service dogs at all?

    White Raven
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would probably allow service dogs. It's like when pets aren't allowed in stores, but service dogs are.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog doesn't look too happy about it.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I ride free if I fit in a large Ikea bag?

    Mini Shnauzer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. That is not creativity, that's Ikea's new Robot-Hund. AI technology, no leash required!

    Meami
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would we do without those huge Ikea bags?

    Linda Frampton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gives new meaning for a doggie bag. ;-)

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    #38

    A Cinderella Story

    A Cinderella Story

    yomygahd Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you can't wait to get home to set them free.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think the prince is allowed to do the fittings of all the women in the kingdom to find her. Maybe do a DNA match instead.

    noah crawford
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cinderella lost her glass bra

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you want to go dropping things in subways just to make a good story lol

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heehee - what else can we loose in there? We can start a whole new thread. Ideas anyone?

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Maybe the knight from a previous post came to her rescue.

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    #39

    Just What The Heck, New York

    Just What The Heck, New York

    HelloCVH Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll get off at the next crustation.

    Ava Florine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more confused about the Museum of Sex

    sakora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they paid for the ticket, I do not see a problem ;)

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I took the subway and got crabs...

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, it's a real thing. I remember when they opened. (Nope, haven't been there).

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    Jakub Syno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crab people attacking us again!

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those crabs are planning to take the passengers hostage and their demand is that all crabs has to be released back into the ocean.

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    #40

    This Guy's Lunch Made It Onto The Train Without Him This Morning

    This Guy's Lunch Made It Onto The Train Without Him This Morning

    orclev87 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a picture of a guy taking a picture of the same thing you're taking a picture of.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’ll have to stop by the grocers car and order a replacement.

    imontape
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of seinfeld where Kramer misses the sub but his food didnt and a guy rips it out of his hands :D

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone is taking a photo, why?

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    #41

    The Only Guy Guaranteed A Seat On The Tube At Rush Hour

    The Only Guy Guaranteed A Seat On The Tube At Rush Hour

    rob1005 Report

    Charlotte Ayers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things a Time Lord never forgets: a towel and a chair.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to bring a chair, why not bring a folding one so it's easier to tote around? This guy failed at his smart hack.

    Beatrix CHOI
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There isn't even space to type! Dhhsm

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gentleman is right.

    Alice Penguilly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But carring that chair just to sit on in the maze of stairs and crapped halls and barred passages, not worth it. But definitely super extra.

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    #42

    Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The World's Worst Person

    Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The World's Worst Person

    Jorarl Report

    Val Naim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a makeshift didgeridoo?

    sakora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the case of emergency braking, there will be a large skewer.

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love it when people just assume everyone will be into their bs.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people have already tripped over that?

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd step on it and go oops, didn't see it. Maybe you shouldn't have it in the way

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    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many passengers have wished they could kick that thing out of the way?

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would give him a dollar to shut up until I leave the train

    Not-so-MadMax
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit of a mean title :/ nothing wrong with bringing people music. And digeridoo's are hard.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard, true. Also obnoxious. Had neighbours practising Alpenhorn each sunday, outside naturally. That's not "bringing music to the people", that's a breach of the peace... Don't force me into your sleep schedule and I won't force you into mine.

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    mcsa student
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sir, please leave your vegan hippie lifestyle at home or your yoga/meditation class.

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why worst?? As long as the music is good quality I like this kind of thing, it's rare on the Tube. It cheers up the atmosphere, which is usually quite negative on public transport.

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    #43

    Fixing Broken Subway Doors, The German Way

    Fixing Broken Subway Doors, The German Way

    Grollicus Report

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edgar Allen Poe has been riding this tube

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even German pranksters do a solid job.

    Metall Krawall
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is the video of the artists and people try to enter the train: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2RGeqjHeCU

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have imagined somebody tried to make it a moving piece of art exposition and probably explain for ages all the artistic decision he took while realizing the opera, while it seems to me ineffective to explain a piece of what it seems to me

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    Elsie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said The Car of Amontillado!! Great minds think alike!!!

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    Susan L. Miller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT's what they did with The Wall!

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump would use the same method i guess.

    Miguel Rosas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    East German actually Russian way

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    #44

    Saw This On The Subway

    Saw This On The Subway

    Obedientbrick Report

    Elsie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankenstein and Kim Jong Un had a baby!!!

    David Manhart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason not to upset your hair stylist...

    Chris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got to get to the Tekken tournament

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a bold look, not everyone could pull it off.

    Cassim_D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is that? His air or a hat? Very confused right now

    Drake Hansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe Johnny Test dyed his hair black!

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    #45

    Russian Metro

    Russian Metro

    4chanAD Report

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else do you transport your murdered friend ot of the city with no car and not drawing attention?

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a trash bag. Coffin is just too obvious.

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    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the really economical funeral plan?

    Agent K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the deceased paid his/her fare? Are you still technically a passenger if you're dead?

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't even try to hide the bodies in Russia. People know not to say anything.

    A mistake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His foot about to be crush in the door

    Mini Shnauzer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just . . . ignore the suspiciousness.

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    #46

    What A Racket!!!

    What A Racket!!!

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His neighborhood was invaded by a swarm of giant moths.

    R.s. Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes big balls to play racquetball with this guy.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beginners size racket - harder to miss the ball, and builds huge biceps at the same time.

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still miss that damn ball.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s expecting one heck of a match at home.

    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he'd be good at tennis, he'd never bloody miss

    Grim Reaper
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombie Apocolypse Checklist: Tennis Racket for Close Quarter Combat 'Check'

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got a pair on him to carry that around on the subway.

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    #47

    Causal Read On The Tube

    Causal Read On The Tube

    Jooelol Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should meet the guy reading "How To Be Black."

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s probably what’s next on his reading list.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have come in handy when Hitler was in power. 😢

    #48

    Look Miserable On Public Transit

    Look Miserable On Public Transit

    johnny_tang Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's normal to be miserable on public transit.

    Iris Engler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concerning her shirt she's still in training. Give her some time

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First - you don't wear that top.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she has no idea what it says lol

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    #49

    Not A Friday Guy

    Not A Friday Guy

    zabbyz Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young rebel at heart. “But daaaad; I’m too big to ride in the stroller. That’s for babies.” Dad, “Get in now and stay in til we get home.”

    #50

    Car In The Subway

    Car In The Subway

    puskas78 Report

    sakora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not an underground car park...

    Luke Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this is Toronto, not the Subway though, this is one our streetcar lines. A couple times a year without fail someone drives into the underground tunnels, misses the massive signs and flashing lights saying "Warming" and "THIS IS NOT THE ROAD" and drives down into the tunnel, gets stuck and shuts down the entire system while the City and police tow it out, which is not that easy because you know its a tunnel, with a streetcar track in it.

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the subway (in NYC, at least) is above ground... I'm guessing they just drove on in from outside?

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    Clive C.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a subway, a street car station in Toronto.

    Kate
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the subway. It's a portion of the streetcar tracks in Toronto that goes underground, to pick people up from a subway stop. The tracks aboveground are painted bright yellow with numerous flashing lights and signs, but this is still a semi-regular occurrence in Toronto; people thinking it's an underground road and getting stuck. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queens_Quay_station#Incidents

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t you supposed to wear your glasses so you can read the signs when you’re driving?

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL as someone who lives in Toronto I 100% know where this happened (and sadly it happens regularly)

    Wubble
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it happened in Brussels, Belgium once, but I don't think it's this one...

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    #51

    This Guy Had An Interestingly-Shaped Wooden Hand Bag In The Subway

    This Guy Had An Interestingly-Shaped Wooden Hand Bag In The Subway

    taposk Report

    Gabriela
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be interesting to know where he got the bag from, wooden tit.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a “bust” of his late wife. We all grieve in our own way.

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'a just a bag, nothing to see here. Just a normal boobi... I mean, bag!

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key word here "Guy!" And if he holds it a certain way, well...

    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It puts the lotion on the skin....

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is HE carrying a boob bag? What does he keep in it I wonder???

    Charlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought my cat bag was weird

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    #52

    This Subway Platform Has Speed Dating To Keep You Busy While You Wait

    This Subway Platform Has Speed Dating To Keep You Busy While You Wait

    P-Whitty Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this idea better than the sign that implies to ignore everyone around you.

    Jonathon Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the etiquette on this? Do you let your date win or try to crush them at Connect 4?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crush them. If they can’t take it they’re to fragile for a real relationship.

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    #53

    Subway Flyer Hall Of Fame

    Subway Flyer Hall Of Fame

    baltic__bitch Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the.... (slowly stepping away from life)

    Cassim_D
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like a young Jeffrey Dahmer, very disturbing

    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I was gunna say you’re never seeing your pet again after this

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    Lomion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are created to show how to express love, dogs are created to understand how to be loved, and hamsters... hamsters have the godly mission - to introduce death.

    Zanjero Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will do all dirty work for you.............

    Gipsy Kings fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may seem weird & creepy to some, but I believe he's a sincere person who wants to help others. Many kids beg their parents for a small pet and swear they'll take care of it. When it turns out they're too young to take that responsibility and neglect caring for the animal, the parent(s) wind up doing it. Many parents may not have the time for these tasks, may not want to do it, may resent doing it. Answer: e-mail handling_animals@yahoo.com!

    Pumbaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can explain the death of a pet.. *by taste ;'DD

    #54

    Underground Cutting Edge Technology (Paris, Line 11 Tonight)

    Underground Cutting Edge Technology (Paris, Line 11 Tonight)

    fredzekat Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People taking subway to the final public gullotine execution in France (1977, colorized)

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe last execution was indeed in 1977, but it was not public. The public one (and filmed), attended by Christopher Lee, was in 1939. I'm seriously curious what they're doing with this guillotine :D

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look away, and behave yourself.

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a vegetable slicer he bought on craigslist

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it may be, he definitely got it off of Craigslist

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they transport this with the blade up?

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To ensure they get a seat. It’s seat-punking taken to the highest level.

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    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's Paris. What did you expect?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we supposed to interpret that in any known language?

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    Paladin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The National Razor, it shaves close!

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow they take not paying for the subway ride seriously,

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely keep my distance from that.

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    #55

    Interesting Read

    Interesting Read

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    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's reading it because his kid, or a kid he knows / teaches / mentors is black (or a mix)? Perhaps, it's simply him trying to understand someone else's experience (which is always a lovely thing).

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's already read half of it...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The writer of this book is a comedian who used to work for The Onion. "As a black woman, this book helped me realize I’m actually a white man.”—Patton Oswalt

    no
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious! Thank you for the context.

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    Tamora Spiller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a hilarious book for everyone to read.

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New fav past time get the most strangely titled book and read it on subway......wait for cameras to come out and giggle to yourself then hope to find yourself on bp

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    First off, dont read in the sub.

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    #56

    Himmy Fallon

    Himmy Fallon

    lsteventaylor Report

    N
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like Fimmy Jallon

    Zanjero Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I am getting such a kick out of this ................ seriously I want to ride this subway,,,,,,,,

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the omg you look like Jimmy Fallon or the have you ever been told you look like..

    Caelan Mack
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jimmy fallon graduation 1989 colourised

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    #57

    Your Emergency Exits Are Located Here, Here, And Here

    Your Emergency Exits Are Located Here, Here, And Here

    subwaycreatures Report

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, someone on a plane is feeling a bit of a draught.

    Boudica
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok, the Germans will fill the gap!

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will make an awesome shield. The window lets you see your opponent.

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an NTSB person taking some work home...

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    carry your emergency exit everywhere? I know the feeling. But check out the other guy with a telescope falling out of his bag.

    comboplush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looters on their way home from the science museum?

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    Annanana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one seeing a young Colin Firth in him?

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case of a wreck, he's the first to use the emergency exit. Clever thinking.

    #58

    Welcome To The Matrix

    Welcome To The Matrix

    jannpascua Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's no ticket machine, it's a clone maker.

    miaow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not to mention the machine says "this time" o_O

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when you thought your “look” was unique.

    Lu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pants...

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever station this is, it’s clearly the portal to The Twilight Zone...🎶dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee dee 🎶

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the f**k is going on with that outfit though??

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same tailor, same hair stylist, same optometrist, same shoe salesman...

    Val Naim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment you realize they're both women

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet people object to men wearing a skirt / having long hair / wearing pink. Ironic. (to be read with ironic humour, and a smattering of sarcasm) ;)

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    #59

    Trying To Avoid Flu Season Like

    Trying To Avoid Flu Season Like

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you guys showing a ghost? I thought this post is sponsered by the Ghostbusters.

    Happiness is Hippo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m strangely reminded of the “*love* scene in Naked Gun - the one where they practice “safe sex” :D

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people fascinated by their phones. Trying to avoid human contact?

    #60

    Just A Little Subway Grooming...

    Just A Little Subway Grooming...

    slight Report

    Lira Mai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy might be related to that floridian who shaved her legs in the pool.

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the bloody hell? Come on people some things should be done at home.

    Sarah Ryan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he has a basin with water though?!?, on the subway, rocking all that gross water around!

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally relate. I often shave my nuts while riding the bus... I get a few cuts here and there, but it's totally worth it.

    Logan Scaggs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmfao not sure if this was a joke or not but still funny

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a time and place. This is not the time nor the place.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what you will. If he gets that done on the subway without cutting himself, he totally gets my respect.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reaches the level of performance art.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late for his first swim practice of the season. (Still not a good reason to do this on the subway.)

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    #61

    You Know When Manhattan Traffic Is Busy When It’s Quicker To Take Your Bike On NYC Subway Than Ride It

    You Know When Manhattan Traffic Is Busy When It’s Quicker To Take Your Bike On NYC Subway Than Ride It

    Jimocaz Report

    Trainluvr NYC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a bike, its a scooter, and not permitted to be on the subway. Most delivery men (NEVER SAW A GAL EVEN ONCE) live in far flung places out of range.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that can't possibly be allowed?!!!

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the thing lined with bright yellow?

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be funny if he got a parking ticket

    #62

    Heisenberg On The Subway

    Heisenberg On The Subway

    samvrod Report

    neverbeenbored
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption doesn't make any sense to me and I hate to be the person who doesn't get the joke. Can someone explain?

    CristianT
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walter White from Breaking Bad was also known as Heisenberg

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    Surya Amriza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I saw Bryan Cranston!

    Iron Eddy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IS Bryan Cranston!!! Nice :)

    Gintare Cer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same shirt as above pic! Must really be on sale..

    SAF saf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the real Bryan Cranston?

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    #63

    When You Put Your Earphones In Your Pocket For 30 Seconds

    When You Put Your Earphones In Your Pocket For 30 Seconds

    estiancgovea Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to neatly put them in your night stand drawer and wake up and they still look like that

    miaow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the wire tangle looks like someone on a platform or surfboard..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that. How does it even happen?

    #64

    Friend Saw This Guy With Ribs On His Head In The Subway (Toronto)

    Friend Saw This Guy With Ribs On His Head In The Subway (Toronto)

    kushari Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inspiration for lady Gaga s next gig.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stole that idea from Lady Gaga.

    Omag
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But really, what the hell is going on in the minds of these people? What is the thought process that ended with " ok ill put some meat ribs on my head"

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's known as Mr. Meaty Mohawk.

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    #65

    When A Guy Gets On The Subway And Pulls His Beer Out Of The Cat Cage... Chicago Is Fun

    When A Guy Gets On The Subway And Pulls His Beer Out Of The Cat Cage... Chicago Is Fun

    Liz4984 Report

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to check, that is a cat still in the cage, right?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and stinking drunk. You didn't think the guy was drinking alone?

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But his arm is still in there petting his kitty kat

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as weird as the rug on his head

    N
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of looks like Keanu Reeves LOL

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    #66

    Indian Jeff Goldblum Riding The Subway

    Indian Jeff Goldblum Riding The Subway

    UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart Report

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Bollywood dinos will be along shortly

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look like Jeff Goldblum at all...

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hair, but definitely not the face—not even the glasses. *FAIL*

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    #67

    Welcome To NYC I Guess

    Welcome To NYC I Guess

    paulk1 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gives you something to do other than play on your phone.

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somewhere the bar owner is telling the police naw, they'll never make it as far as the subway

    Natalie N
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be on the G train.

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mobile gaming with tactile controls.

    #68

    Life Hack?

    Life Hack?

    gabriellescarpa Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Succes with every toilet, doorknob and clothingstore in your life!!

    OnlyMyOpinion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacteria can get through tissue. This gives a false sense of security.

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really, you would have to have massive colonies over a period of time to penetrate the tissue

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-bacterial or alcohol wipes even better! Gloves would be easier though, even in warm weather :)

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe that taking public transportation for the whole of my adult life gave me a really robust immune system. I’m 63 years old and I’ve had the Flu only three times in my life, and two of those were as a child.

    Hilliary Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's to soak up sweaty palms

    Coco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is not, your body should be prepared to endure bacteria.

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    #69

    Chem Trail Safety First

    Chem Trail Safety First

    ajimlamb Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now see, I would feel that he knows something I don't. Therefore, I would get the heck off that train.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How not to be black or jewish, or identified by anyone.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special on bean burritos at Taco Bell.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One can only hope this is a Halloween mask

    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be the one but I cannot help it: That is not being worn correctly, fix the straps and check the seal or you have no benefit (even if just assumed or imagined benefit)

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    #70

    So This Happened On The Tube In London

    So This Happened On The Tube In London

    arithmetic Report

    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laptop with extra steps? What's the point?!

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fairly common set up for the visually impaired.

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    Paladin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp, that's one way to work from... home? Bring your kid to work on the tube?

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy with the monitor in front of his face must be nearly blind.

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. A lot of legally blind people used a similar stand.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And carrying a baby? This is what you call multi-tasking. The guy next to him will have neck pain all day, and have no idea why.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and he’s wearing that same checked shirt.

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he should be focusing on the baby personally

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like he is also carrying a baby around. that's why the laptop is so high

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    #71

    A Little Cameltoe On The Subway

    A Little Cameltoe On The Subway

    Santeno Report

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw those boots on Nordstrom. Not a win

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These shoes are atrocious.

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ninja boots. but they're the wrong color

    #72

    The Food Network's Latest Reality Competition: Underground Bakers

    The Food Network's Latest Reality Competition: Underground Bakers

    imgur.com Report

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a phenominally busy parent, trying to keep their promise, and get the "birthday cake" decorated for their kid, on the way home from their job(s). (At least, the optimist in me would like to think so) :)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late for dad’s day with a 6 y/o on her birthday.

    beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You have 5 stations to finish your cake and present it to the judges. "

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One sudden move and that cake’s toast

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    #73

    Why God, Why?

    Why God, Why?

    khushi325 Report

    Hansel Jonathan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the award for the Sleep Eating Contest goes to...!

    Electric isopod
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unbelievable. How could anyone do this ? RIP pizza

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still hanging on to that slice.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    : ( - Someone needs to invent the spill-proof pizza box.

    no
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he's a Boston fan, obviously

    neverbeenbored
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy that when drunk ate half-asleep and with his eyes closed before passing out. It was interesting to watch. Too bad the rest of this guy's pizza is wasted though.

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    #74

    A Personal Space Box

    A Personal Space Box

    livthelurk Report

    Turnip and a Frog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people carry these things later, when they get off the subway? Like the bowl form the leg shaving, or this contraption, or the condom thing that’s supposed to protect your u against flu - not to mention the cross 😉 Are you even allowed to get on the subway in NYC with a motorbike? Isn’t the whole idea of fast public transport that you travel light? Even if it’s all just for show, that’s just too much of a hustle for me. But I do love the creative way of transporting animals to sidestep that particular law 😀

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the only way of getting noticed in ny nowadays. Peoples are lonely as hell there.

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    Zanjero Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT omg please do not let me see this ....

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought those pants would be enough to keep anyone away.

    Olli Glx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's women spreading. And no one bats an eye. ;-)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is supporting the box so it doesn’t fall onto other passengers on her way to & from dance rehearsal.

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    #75

    We All Have A Cross To Bear

    We All Have A Cross To Bear

    subwaycreatures Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Jesus took the subway to Golgotha

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Rail.

    Poppy Petal
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And right at that moment, the doors closed...

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to the community church, the train and the people on that train are now pure and all ghosts are taken care of.

    #76

    When You Promised Her Sunday Brunch But Fantasy Football Comes First

    When You Promised Her Sunday Brunch But Fantasy Football Comes First

    biggulpstanley Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is cyber shopping behind his back. Its a win - win.

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    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes folks, incase you've never actually encountered one in the wild that is the elusive NYC Douche. Somehow they hold a mate just long enough to copulate

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to finagle a last-minute brunch reservation? Please?

    miaow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for real?? Idk what to think tbh ಠ_ಠ

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you're messaging someone else, to postpone your other plans. ha! ;) (c'mon, I wasn't the only one thinking it) ;)

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    #77

    Chilling In The Subway

    Chilling In The Subway

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    Cassim_D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how long is your commute that you need your entire bedroom including flowers?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This car has been converted into a hospital room.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, he lives there now. Somedays he hangs a sign that reads “Psychiatrist is in - $5”.

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people think manspreading is an issue...

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheapest rent around! if ya don't mind strangers in your room all day and night

    #78

    This Guy Sleeping On The New York Subway

    This Guy Sleeping On The New York Subway

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure it's not a dead body?

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to break it to ya, but that aint sleeping. That one's dead to the world.

    Kimberly Young
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe that "guy" has become gender-neutral.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they sleeping or are they dead awaiting an autopsy?

    #79

    Just A Small Sausage Loaf Hanging On A Pipe Inside The Subway Tunnel

    Just A Small Sausage Loaf Hanging On A Pipe Inside The Subway Tunnel

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    #80

    Self Care Never Stops

    Self Care Never Stops

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's a model and wants to look his best at the photo shoot.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the bleached hair, this seems a likely scenario.

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    Doober
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Self Care Never Stops" ...apparently his shorts don't either

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a B-movie seriall killer XD

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do these people think the subway is their personal bathroom?

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised he's worried about pores when he has tacky and hideous tattoos..

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    #81

    The Guy Who Brings Bagels To Work On Fridays

    The Guy Who Brings Bagels To Work On Fridays

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    Demonic cow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not eat those health donuts

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now it all makes sense. Now i get how disease seems to spread so fast

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's getting dangerously close to the floor.

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we now know why he is so rotund

    #82

    It's Been A Long Week Guys

    It's Been A Long Week Guys

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    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some giant sandlas

    E FourOFour
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a loading screen in the newest Spider-Man game that looks very much like this

    #83

    This Backpack On A Subway

    This Backpack On A Subway

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he gives them out at high schools or colleges.

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well seems like someone didn't get to use what they purchased.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he trying to advertise his services? Hope his clients aren’t disappointed 😛😉

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow he's even got women's condoms in there! way to be a sweetie :)

    #84

    Can’t Go Out This Weekend. Saving Up For My Heat Wave Electric Bill

    Can’t Go Out This Weekend. Saving Up For My Heat Wave Electric Bill

    bwheat_ Report

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be one helluva air conditioner. Dude brought a jacket with him to stay warm

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that even safe for use inside???

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking it in for repair or just bought it and taking it home?

    William Bonner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) It looks like it's actually plugged in; 2) Why is he wearing a jacket?

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    #85

    This Lady On The London Tube Had Pants Celebrating North Korea's 5th Successful Nuclear Test

    This Lady On The London Tube Had Pants Celebrating North Korea's 5th Successful Nuclear Test

    collegemathchef Report

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is absolutely celebrating the north korea nuke test. It's even dated.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those match my Three Mile Island tee!

    #86

    When He’s Not Walking On Water, Jesus Likes To Take The Subway

    When He’s Not Walking On Water, Jesus Likes To Take The Subway

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    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is nobody talking about the ghost on the right?

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he's chasing the guy with the cross.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably avoiding the guy with the cross. It didn’t end well once they met up, —- but the absolute end result is the best thing that ever happened in human history.

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    #87

    These Two Total Strangers On The Subway Had Similar Stains On Their Shirts

    These Two Total Strangers On The Subway Had Similar Stains On Their Shirts

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ate lunch at the same place, the restaurant with the clumsy waiter.

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and I do not wanna know what those stains are.

    Mary Lennox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think one is mustard and the other coffee

    #88

    Making A Strong Case For Using Chopsticks With Cheetos In The Subway Right Now

    Making A Strong Case For Using Chopsticks With Cheetos In The Subway Right Now

    unwept Report

    William Bonner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making a strong case for wearing rubber gloves when riding the subway.

    E FourOFour
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably the worst thing about this pic is how close up it is

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god just threw up in my mouth

    Mita Ghosh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person could just lick her fingers clean and wipe with a wet tissue.. 🤦🤦

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have painted her nails orange.

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    #89

    One Morning In Rome

    One Morning In Rome

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your limo breaks down on the way to the church.

    Becky Scherer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get a marriage blessing from the Pope. Couples wear their wedding clothes for it. :)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those puppies on the screen at the top?